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Jason should have pull a "Mamma Mia" The Musical and invite his three potential mothers to a Wayne event with a letter signed Willis Todd, and he wouldn't have died.
#jason todd#red hood#dc comics#my ramblings#I know I'm a genius#It would have been so funny tho#like Bruce seeing Lady Shiva show up to a gala and is like “wtfwtfwtfwtf”#but she is just looking for a man she knew and who send her an invite not knowing he is dead#bruce: “Jason why is one of the most dangerous assassin in my ballroom looking for your late father?” jason: “idk”
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This ? :
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No, it's better like THIS :
THIS IS MUCH BETTER 🤸🏻♀️🤸🏻♀️🤸🏻♀️
#i know i'm a genius#thank you ibis paint#homesick webtoon#rayne liebert#samael keene#rayne homesick#samael homesick#rayne and samael#rayne x samael
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guys, guys. big brain moment.
#i know i'm a genius#thank me later#spy x family#sxf#henry henderson#martha marriott#becky blackbell
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Never thought I'd edit Sarge to Mitski but here we are
#I added at least one clip from each season he's in#I know I'm a genius#Anyways no lore drop today#actually wait no never mind shits been going ON#First our fire alarms kept going off so my mom literally REMOVED them from the ceiling so we have no fire alarms now#Then my brother flunked out of college and probably can't get back in#So sucks for him 😛#he might also have to get his big toes cut off since he stubbed them and they got infected#bro has so many issues#anyways#red vs blue#rvb#rooster teeth#rvb19#rvb19 spoilers#rvb sarge#edit#edits#rvb restoration
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Best idea ever 💡
The Office Danganronpa au
#ratposting#I know I'm a genius#putting in the tags because it's that good#Danganronpa#the office#me when I think thoughts
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Backstabbin' half the Mojave so it can be free lmao
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shout out to when i told my dad about goncharov and he figured out it was fake because i told him "1973 martin scorsese film with robert de niro" and he said that wasn't possible because the godfather came out in 1972 and the godfather part II came out in 1974 and they wouldn't have had time to make a movie in between. a perfectly good jest, foiled by this man's weird and vast knowledge set
#edit i remembered this incorrectly#i confused robert de niro with al pacino he was actually what tipped my dad off#i'll be honest i've never seen the godfather? the only mafia movies i've watched are goodfellas and 1996 lesbian masterpiece bound#so i'm not really familiar with the genre lol#EDIT AGAIN IF ANYONE CARES: I HAVE SEEN GODFATHER PART I AND II NOW. I KNOW HOW WRONG I WAS. WHY DID THIS GO UP 500 NOTES IT'S BEEN MONTHS#goncharov#goncharov 1973#eddie genius posting
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i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice
#jeeves and wooster#i want to watch tumblr go rabid i want to watch ao3 overflow with jeeves/wooster fanfiction#yes obviously the fandom EXISTS but it's a cozy little neighborhood#a handful of talented artists and writers doing their best to keep their charming little village going#but i'm tired of cozy i want this fandom TRENDING#I WANT TO SEE THIS ON MY DASHBOARD PEOPLE#i swear to you if they made a shiny new tv series tumblr would absolutely obsess over these characters. good omens levels of obsession#it's just such a great dynamic! the good-natured overly-trusting bumbling idiot in constant need of rescuing!#the stoic all-knowing genius who quietly masterminds mayhem in order to protect this one moron he's devoted himself to for some reason#jeeves as a morosexual is just such a beautiful interpretation of the original text#wooster as a happy-go-lucky himbo who stumbles his way into a relationship with a protective caring and supremely competent mastermind#the angst and social complexities of a same-sex cross-class relationship in turn-of-the century london!#oh AND half the stories are about jeeves helping wooster get out of engagements/desperately avoid marriage#two men who live together constantly scheming to maintain their bachelorhood. this is quite literally the main plot point#the gay subtext is there! the gay subtext is there and very ripe for picking!!!#this thing is LOCKED AND LOADED we can pounce literally any time
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Ooh, you want to know what happens at the gay bar run by ex-pirates, ooh...You'll just have to read Tiger Tiger to find out...
(Inspired by this Disco Elysium comic)
#tiger tiger#remy bonnaire#Arno#jamis arlesi#f slur mention#(Remy is allowed to say it. Jury is still out on Jamis though.)#I love that disco elyisum comic so much. I have it saved in several places so I can find it to show people. I lost it once. Never. Again.#Hard lesson about redrawing/heavily referencing a beloved comic is that you will feel so inferior to its genius.#I did my best but I feel like I didn't hit the high notes I wanted. Such is art!#At the end of the day I have to remind myself that I'm still on a journey and not every piece is going to be my best.#Yeah I'm still on my Tigers propagana train. Toot Toot. All abord or perish to the Tigers.#I hear tigers are running the Olympics this year. That's right. It's tigers all the way down.#Obscure references aside; time to talk tigers spoilers:#I was absolutely losing my mind at Remy taking Jamis to the Starfall. He did *not* expect to be in a gay bar.#Jamis is our beloved bisexual lad but I don't think he's fully in tune with it yet.#How down right unfortunate that he is also the hottest cub in the room. Will he realize? What will he realize? Who Knows!#Thank you to everyone who checked out Tiger Tiger from my recommendations!#And thank you to my fellow Tigers fans for receiving my comics with open arms. Next comic will be about Rat Man.
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carpenter!joel miller x lumberjack!logan howlett
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#i think i'm a genius#they both know how to handle wood ;)#the last of us#joel miller#joel miller x reader#pedro pascal#joel miller smut#x men#wolverine#logan howlett#logan howlett x reader#wolverine x reader#logan howlett smut#wolverine smut#hugh jackman
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2.1 Penacony Spoilers!
I know the scene after Ratio's "betrayal" can be read a lot of ways but I am shocked I haven't seen more people interpret it as Ratio being so worried about Aventurine that he couldn't stay away even though he was supposed to.
We know:
1) Ratio absolutely knew Aventurine's plan from start to finish, both his gamble to create "death" in the dream and with the three cornerstones. (Wish people would stop underselling Ratio in their analyses; "Three chips are enough" is a direct enough clue that, genius as he is, Ratio would never miss.)
2) In his own words, Ratio was acting according to Aventurine's instructions while in Dewlight Pavilion and with Sunday and felt that he did a good job not giving them away.
I think most people are on the same page up to there, but then I've seen a lot of people interpreting this scene after Aventurine leaves Sunday's mansion as Aventurine being genuinely angry at Ratio (possibly after having gaslit himself into thinking Ratio was actually betraying him).
But this doesn't make much sense to me because:
1) Ratio actually has nothing to gain by selling Aventurine out to Sunday. They're on the same side in this mission. Information about a Stelleron on Penacony wouldn't be news anyone with a brain like Ratio's and why would he need someone else's research on Stellerons when he already has ties to the Genius Society through Screwllum and Herta, as well as the Astral Express where the Trailblazer is actively housing a Stelleron?
2) One of Aventurine's most notable lines of dialogue is how it's perfectly fine and expected for "friends" to use each other and backstab. This is his default understanding of partners--why would he suddenly be mad about something he expected from the start?
3) If the betrayal wasn't already planned and was just a possibility based on Aventurine's understanding of Ratio, why would he ever have revealed there were "three chips" (aka three cornerstones) in play? If even the betrayal over Topaz's stone wasn't planned, just assumed, why would Aventurine reveal the existence of the third stone? He would gain nothing from doing so.
Instead, I think it makes a lot more sense to interpret Aventurine's frustration with Ratio in this later scene as annoyance over Ratio taking an "unnecessary" risk:
1) As far as Sunday knows, Ratio had just very seriously betrayed Aventurine, completely selling him out and essentially sending him to his execution.
2) In the scene afterward, Aventurine is out in public in the middle of Penacony where The Family's eyes are always watching, yet Ratio walks right up to him to check on him. Why would someone who just sold you out come up to you immediately afterward to check on your health?!
3) It's only natural that Aventurine would pump the brakes and go "Wow, didn't think you'd show yourself after you just betrayed me, remember?" Because that's the act they are supposed to be keeping up! They're still being monitored; it's not safe to break character!
But Ratio is a genius, right, so why would he break character here? From the standpoint of the ploy itself, revealing to the Family that he and Aventurine were still on the same side would only jeopardize the plan, not help it.
The logical explanation, then, is that Ratio went to Aventurine here because he felt like he had to.
He had to check in and make sure the situation was still under Aventurine's control.
(In fact, the entire exchange through the middle of this scene is Aventurine and Ratio confirming the rest of their plot in a veiled manner: Ratio brings up the plan and mentions what's concealed in the gift money bag, Aventurine confirms the cornerstone is good to go; Ratio asks what his next step will be; Aventurine says he's going to do the insane thing of handing out cash while looking pathetic [aka fishing for Sparkle]. Ratio essentially asks if he's crazy enough to take the final gamble with his own life, which Aventurine confirms, and then Ratio sets them up for the finale by gifting him the doctor's note.)
Ratio was willing to risk ruining their entire plan--something Aventurine does seem to be frustrated about at first--just to ensure Aventurine still felt all right about the situation.
He needed to deliver his note demanding Aventurine stay alive.
He needed to tell Aventurine to come to him if the situation got too painful to bear.
In short, Ratio was worried enough that he could not stay away even though, for the sake of their plot, it would have made significantly more sense for him not to appear. The gain of breaking character was worth more to him than the risk of being caught.
You honestly don't even have to take this in a shipping context. The real point here is that Ratio is an incredibly good person who wasn't okay with Aventurine's self-sacrificial plan and who felt morally compelled to check on a person in pain. He's a healer through and through, and ignoring Aventurine in this condition--ignoring someone who was taking so much risk on themselves--simply wasn't possible for him, no matter the danger it posed to the plan.
But for those who do ship Ratio and Aventurine... I hope more people will come to see this scene as another example of Ratio's genuine concern for his mission partner! He did not have to appear here at all; it would have made much more sense for him to leave Aventurine to his own devices to uphold the illusion of their "betrayal." He showed up in this scene--very likely against Aventurine's expectations--because he was concerned for Aventurine's situation and wanted to ensure Aventurine knew he could fall back on Ratio's support at any time if the plan went awry.
tl;dr: I wish people would stop interpreting this scene as the aftermath of a betrayal. Aventurine wasn't ticked off with Ratio in this scene because he felt like he'd genuinely been backstabbed; he was ticked off because Ratio was literally breaking their pre-established "betrayer" character just to be fussy over Aventurine's safety and well-being. (Okay, and to double check on the plan, but let's be real, the first part was definitely more important. 👌)
#honkai star rail#aventurine#dr. ratio#ratiorine#aventio#dr ratio x aventurine#I'M JUST SAYING#when you betray someone you don't check on them five minutes later!!#Dr. Ratio is a genius#he knows this#but he showed up anyway#Aventurine is over here sweating bullets like#'My dude WHY are you here GO AWAY we are acting like ENEMIES today'#and Ratio was just like 'Okay but do you NEED me?'#'Because I am here for you in case that needed to be clarified'#like 'Just want to make sure we're 100% clear'#'I AM HERE FOR YOU IDIOT'#Aventurine being shown a modicum of care: 'Disgusting.'#2.1 spoilers#penacony spoilers
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honestly it still kind of blows my mind that we begged for the 10 minute version of all too well for years and we actually got it. and it was actually as good as we hoped it would be, if not better. incredible. huge win for the swifties.
#like !!!#it is SO good#i'm not going to lie i was a little scared. i was! i was a little scared!#how can anything live up to YEARS of hype like that?#i don't know. taylor swift is a genius. that's the whole thing.
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IWTV Characters as:
Toasters!
Anonymous request!
Lestat:
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Insane. Does it work well? No. But who cares when it looks like that? She hasn't toasted a piece of bread in years but she will sit prominently on your counter nonetheless.
Louis:
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Fun to look at but confusing to operate. Needs 3 different adapters to function. If you can figure it out it makes perfect toast every time. This toaster heats up immediately and takes hours to cool down.
Armand:
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Petite and adorable but looks can be deceiving. Keeps toast in a cage while it cooks. Passed down from your great aunt. This toaster is a fire hazard and should be handled with caution.
Claudia:
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Equal parts cute and effective. Tries to look complicated but really just wants to toast bread, and a lot of it. Can cook at two different temperatures simultaneously. The devil works hard, but this toaster works harder.
Daniel:
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Still looks and works great despite being an antique. Only has two settings: burnt and more burnt. A strong exterior that can take a beating. This toaster is fine being a single slice machine, two slices are overrated.
Santiago:
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A bastard creation with a cursed aura. Makes everyone uncomfortable and yet nobody can look away. Only looks like this to upstage the microwave. This toaster lives to make you uneasy.
Last one for the night (it's 5:30am help). I love doing these so please submit requests for characters/objects you'd like my take on!
#I am an idiot and also a genius#I'm sorry about the Santiago one but this is my design#I may be unwell#if you don't agree I wanna know why#Also if any ratties see this one of these toasters should be very familiar and yet it's still applicable#iwtv#amc iwtv#lestat de lioncourt#louis de pointe du lac#loustat#daniel molloy#the vampire armand#armandaniel#devils minion#the vampire claudia#madelaine petsch#claudeleine#the vampire santiago#santiago#Idk last names of anybody but lestat and Louis I need to read the books I'm sorry#I am starting them after my surgery#iwtv shitpost#iwtv crack#iwtv characters as
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amanda overton is the wlw writers' GOAT nobody talk to me
(link for the article)
she said let's give LESBIANS everything the straights have already had time and time again
i knew the romeo & juliet teas were real
she had all the right inspirations. tomb raider, mass effect, tlou. gosh i love her.
THIS IS WHY CHRISTIAN AND ALEX ARE ALSO THE GOATSSSSSSSS wow i need more feminist men in my life bro.
yuri cocaine YURI COCAINEEEEEEEEE
YURI COCAINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
amanda overton, every single oldest sister lesbian in the entire WORLD owes you their very lives.
#amanda i don't think the people comprehend how influential you are#this is wlw history and all because of YOU#in 10 in 20 years people will still be talking ab how pivotal and important and groundbreaking it was to have THIS lesbian love story exist#and play out as was written by a lesbian; as was meant for a lesbian audience#this is a korrasami-level milestone/moment/hingepoint/historical event#caitvi is on the world's WLW timeline DON'T EVEN PLAY WITH ME!!!!!#and it's all because of one woman#THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!!!! 🗣🗣🗣#THAT'S WHY SHE'S THE MVP!!!!! 🗣🗣🗣#THAT'S WHY SHE'S THE GOAT. THE GOAT!!!!!! 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣#she literally made gay history and it WILL be talked about FOR GAY GENERATIONS#i know i joke about yuri cocaine but she was actually on yuri genius like she sipped the dew of the universe for this AND DELIVERED#amanda overton#caitvi#piltover's finest#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane spoilers
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Every time I see those godawful rings in The Rings of Power I am filled with indignation. You're telling me that the greatest living Elven smith set these chunky bizarrely cut stones into these incredibly basic bands?? Was this the wretched work of Sauron to make Celebrimbor forget everything he ever knew about lapidary???
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These rings are completely out of step with the rest of the elven art nouveau aesthetic. Elrond was 100% correct; they should have been cast into the abyss before they infected Middle Earth with the desire for subpar costume jewelry.
The whole point of cutting gemstones is to make them catch the light and sparkle in a way that shows off the unique properties of the stone. Celebrimbor's grandaddy understood this perfectly when he crafted the Silmarils, which captured the light of the Two Trees of Valinor. (Then he apparently died without passing this knowledge on to his descendants and Celebrimbor was forever dragged for his questionable design choices, I guess)
Here are some examples of rings made by people who had a budget of more than $50 and more than a weekend to knock out their Jewelry 101 summer camp project
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https://www.langantiques.com/lang-collection-art-nouveau-style-1-81-carat-diamond-ring-gia-j-si2.html
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https://pebbleandpolish.com/products/victorian-art-nouveau-buff-cut-garnet-and-diamond-ring-in-yellow-and-white-gold
I'd be willing to entertain arguments about using larger/weirdly faceted stones, but you still have to design the ring to take this shape and style into mind
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https://byangeline.com/products/partially-faceted-natural-sapphire-gemstone-raw-rough-diamond-18k-yellow-gold-engagement-multi-stone-1280
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Galadriel, gazing in fascination at the first Ring Pop ever crafted by the elves. Look at how delicate the rest of her jewelry and costume are in contrast to the Temu engagement ring. The elves eventually have to take these rings off not because Sauron forged the One Ring but because theirs were turning their fingers green.
There are so many set and costume designs in this show that I love; clearly a lot of talented people worked on this show! I just wish that as much elegant craftsmanship had informed the TITULAR rings.
(I'm sure some there have been some defensive justifications for Why the Rings Look Like That but I tell you I will not be swayed by any of them)
#lord of the rings#the rings of power#costume design#please recast the rings#we will all pretend like they never looked like this#Amazon I know you have the money for better rings#you have better rings for sale on your site#why are you doing this to me#I generally enjoy this show but these rings are killing me#WAIT#RINGS = BAD#It's actually a genius metaphor#galaxy brain#I'm just kidding I still hate them
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"when you slam the door i think you know, that you won't be away too long, you know that i'm not that strong"
hi @campbyler you destroyed me
#byler#acswy#filed under events that make me know i'm living in the right timeline#i love you guys#also i'm really connecting over your use of mamma mia#MAMMA MIA! it's a game we play SHUT UP#bye bye doesn't mean forever SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!#i genuinely fear the possibility of winner takes it all being in future chaps#abbyler#<- thank you tumblr user genius demobatman for this genius tag#camp byler#byler fanart#mike wheeler#will byers#stranger things#my art
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