#I know I made a post about him being a hairless cat but he is!!!

[lotusishere]

WAIT! You guys know I like Bronte right? Right?????

[kerubimcrepin]

Episode 32 - Pupuce's Life

Finally, an episode where I won't have to say anything At All.

To extract some value from this ep despite how it is kinda boring, I will overanalyse this room now.

Firstly, Kerubim is so orphancoded. He's so old and sleeping on a bunk bed with no lower bunk.

I like to think that, in the orphanage, Kerubim and Atcham got into bloodied battles where they scratched the shit out of each other over who gets the top bunk, and due to not being hairless Kerubim always won and bullied him into sleeping on the lower one.

I like to think it was one of Atcham's many tragic backstories. Like that's when The Darkness truly began to grow.

I genuinely think it's fucked that Joris, at 7 years old, is sleeping in a cat bed. But also, that's not even one tenth of the most insanely evil things about their household.

They have so many potatos and so much bread... Heaven on earth.

Ever since I mentioned it in one of my earlier posts, I had wanted to elaborate just a bit on some other evidence for my headcanon (or, well, pretty-much-canon?) of Joris being a night owl, and this moment of Joris just blatantly oversleeping is as good time as any to bring it up:

We often see Joris awake at night, or staying up very late without any issues.

Perhaps, it is due to Kerubim himself often staying up late, and also due to, y'know, the child neglect that was probably happening before Simone, that he developed a circadian rhythm that has him being so okie-dokie staying up late.

I won't even point out that there's a random knife on the floor. I am fucking numb to the sheer neglect in this household by now. Kerubim could leave rat poison in Joris's bed and I would be like "oh that silly goofster!"

But I will point out that it seems that Kerubim often leaves Joris alone with Simone, and I will be real — in my heart of hearts I know that this fucker left Joris home alone since he was like four whenever he needed to do something. Or he'd be like "uhhh go across the street and sit at miss Julie's, brb" and be gone for hours. He probably left him home alone over overnight too. You can't tell me I'm wrong.

It would be out of character for him to get someone to actually babysit. Especially with how shit their home was.

"No, little pupuce, don't go into SCP-914!!"

"Oh mon dieu, c'est un scp full of evil clonen !"

Kerubim is insane. All these pictures of his ex, and none of his son. He really is insane.

I think Kerubim still draws, at least in some capacity. No other reason for there to be oil paints in their home.

Though perhaps Kerubim is into the idea of his son getting poisoned by expensive-ass professional-grade paint. Maybe he's just into that.

"ASTRUB CITY" repeated twice. + "Dofus Pets 2" (obviously.)

Also, jellyvision movie theatres are real. And so are traffic lights. Though I didn't bother screenshotting the second thing.

Oh this one is even better than that time we found out that someone at Ankama called a person named Emilie a bad word in this kids cartoon. You'll love this.

I'm sorry french person from 2013, but I've been translating this text with a huge grin on my face. You ARE the interesting find.

This ad is so beautiful. Thank you, Kerubim.

The man might pretend that he doesn't like Pupuces as a species all he wants, but his actions speak louder than his words. He's never beating the love allegations.

They are all so bad at taking photos... Also! This confirms that at least a Single photo of Joris, as well as Simone, is on a wall somewhere in the house. Big day for regaining belief in Kerubim's normalcy.

This says "ANNIV PUPUCE", which finally made me realize, that there are three champagne glasses on the table, one in Joris's hand, as well as some weird looking food with candles in it (probably pupuce's food?).

This changes EVERYTHING. Kerubim is no longer an evil fucking cat/enemy #1 of this blog. Kerubim has been forgiven.

[troublerats]

Hey, I remember seeing your Flipside comic concepts on Reddit a few months ago. When I checked Reddit recently to see if there was anything new, I saw that the account you posted them on appeared to be deleted. I was really interested in following along the process. Is the comic still coming or has it been cancelled/on hiatus?

Okay so I’ve got this question a few times but I suppose it’s time I fully clarify what’s going on on Tumblr in a form I can repeatedly point to.

The comic IS still coming, but it is going through some major changes. For a variety of reasons, we have decided to de-fnaf the series and turn it into an original IP.

This is for a few emotional factors, like the abuse we’ve experienced and seen from the FNaF community and generally just hitting the point where we don’t want to deal with it when it comes to something we’ve put so much work and love in.

That and of course, the creative freedom and income we can get from making an original IP, that we already planned to work on for several years. We’re hoping to bring something new to the table

Though of course because of this, the comic is going through another phase of conceptualization. Which I will show off at the end of this thread.

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As for why my Reddit account is gone, I deleted it since it had my old name, Treblebaps, and I could not change it so it caused to much pain. A bit of a warning here as I bring up transphobic harassment and being sent very triggering things.

As a bit of backstory, I was the first person to talk about Gwen Stacy being trans in ATSV, a post that was just meant for my friends and audience but absolutely blew the fuck up. Because of this I was harassed by transphobes for days, they sent me gore and cp, and terrorized my friends and went after my income by defacing it.

Their mass reporting resulted in me losing my account on Twitter, and ever since I just decided to rebrand because I couldn’t have the name “Treblebaps” as my @ on everything anymore. Maybe a bit dramatic, yes, but it bothered me nonetheless.

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Going back to the Flipside, what you need to know is that the main story of Purpleside, now called Rubyside, has changed. But the story of Yellowside, now Goldenside, has all but stayed the same premise wise. I will now explain the premise of both stories to better explain the changes.

Rubyside

Edgar Adams-

the owner of a popular arcade, now slipping out of it’s golden age, accidentally murders his business partner, Oliver Walker, in a drunken spat. This act of violence, awakens a dormant entity, which begins to reach out to Edgar. Promising him various things and telling him secrets no living person knows.

Edgar follows its guidance and kills, experiments with living matter, and carves a gateway between this world and the world the entity came from, The Flipside. Held together by six arcade machines that encoded with both of their secrets.

After a pattern of tragedy Edgar disappears. Presumed dead, but continuing down his path as he repeatedly builds himself new identities, and faces, as he consumes an element known as Gold to try to keep his own face from falling off.

Following Edgar’s fall, Edgar’s two sons, discover a sliver of the secrets Edgar had kept from them. And while the younger Edgar Jr. goes down his own path,

the story from here primarily follows the older, David, as he hunts down all of the six arcade cabinets, which are now scattered in different locations across America with no signs to tell them apart.

However, his journey is made even harder on account that these arcade cabinets continually spawn twisted forms of life in many different horrific ways. Ranging from a mad race-car driving hairless cat that has split itself into endless fragmentations, a deep diving space game that causes people to drown in their sleep, a zombie shooter game that’s brought its main antagonist alive in a strange, eccentric, but annoyingly helpful way, and a boxing game that has strangely caused one of the animatronic animal characters in a pizzeria to spring to hungry life (as a little final nod to the original.)

Rubyside’s story follows David and several other characters amidst a story of living media, cults, body horror, and bloodshed.

As for Goldenside

The events of Rubyside never took place in this universe, Edgar never killed anybody, Finch never interfered. And many of the characters who died or became victims of the other worlds trauma, are able to happily live.

Namely Edgar Adams Jr. Or also known as Edwin, got to experience a vaguely normally childhood with his friends.

Edwin's friends being Lucy Smith

Eloise Baptiste

Tracy Walker

Teresa Chowdhury

Gabe Mitchel

Rodrick Woods

And Cody Fischer

These are our primary protagonists for Goldenside, and for the most part, they are happy.

However, consequences from Rubyside begin to leak through into this "good timeline" and bringing echos of events and creatures from the bloodier timeline into this one. On account of the Flipside being one dimension, while the worlds that exist, are many.

This is a constant threat the main characters face as they struggle to preserve their little slice of life lives, and live through events in one time, out of their control.

Though there are entities, that have other plans, that work tirelessly to mold this story into their own vision.

But mostly, Goldenside functions as a less dire reprieve from Rubysides often pessimistic and grim tone. It's more of a villain of the week, though doesn't shy away from drama.

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Overall, that's the rundown of what has been going on with the Flipside thus far. And how Rubyside differs from it's original retelling of the FNaF story.

There is a lot I can't say here, and a lot I am unable to show since there is a lot of concept art I am still having to work on, equally so a lot of stuff Riddles has yet to write. But I hope nonetheless this will still be something people are excited to follow.

[zippyjiffy]

Phighting oc anyone!!!!??????

Ribbon Profile

Ribbon is a PHIGHTING oc, he is a NPC which his role is the Fashion designer for costumes

Age: 29

DOB: June 17th

Pronouns: Male (He/him)

Gear: None

Phighting color: A magenta purple

Occupation: Fashion Designer

Appearance:

White hair, that goes about to his shoulder blades—Though it’s usually kept up in a horribly messy bun. Its texture is fluffy(This man has a whole skincare and haircare routine Morning and night)

He’s about 5’7, with a lankier figure and narrowed shoulders, He has darker purple eyes, Ribbon has a small scar that he covers with makeup to make it look like a mini star. He has curled-down purple horns, that go down to about halfway to his chin.

His ‘gear’ or supposed just ability is Retractable ribbons,

Meaning basically on his back there are slits that (magically) can length up to about 10 ft.

Clothing/Attire:

Ribbon has a purple, white flared neck crop top with rolled up sleeves. He wears a pristine white corset(He gets furious if any sort of dirt or mess gets on it)

With muted-purple spandex shorts with white rimming on the ends with a white felt ‘belt buckle’ look, with a belt that has a long poofy ribbon tassel flared to the side. He has dark purple fingerless gloves, and lilac purple long stockings that have a ‘cybernetic’ design to them, with a purple pair of heels and flared white cuffs above them.

He wears a pair of lilac colored heart-shaped glasses, and a bunch of purple variety colored ribbons connected to his back(Theres slits in his clothes so the ribbon’s can squeeze through and move)

Personality:

Ribbon is a very prissy and egotistical man,

Often acting cocky and high above—even though being slightly weaker than most.

He is a very classy demon, who is quite proud and hates degrading humor.

He can be a kind person when its necessary but he’s usually full of attitude, having a sassy demeanor and what some might call ‘Zesty’.

He has a very sarcastic humor, and highly judging on people by their fashion choices.

Ribbon becomes highly defensive around the topics of Phighting and strength, as he is a failed Phighter.

He likes to now design clothing and costumes for Phighters so he feels like he can at least do something.

He is quite sensible in color theory and is great with matching outfits and overall is an amazing fashionista.

Past:

Was trying to become a PHIGHTER but realized after the incident of his face almost being stabbed out by someone unknown(Katana), he gave up and has ever since worked as a designer

(More lore will be released later when i sort it more)

Personal Biograft(Bitty):

Ribbon had a custom-made Biograft shipped to him, its apperance looks like a normal biograft except the horns are curled to look like his own and is colored a lighter purple shade then blinding orange.

which this Biograft is basically a purse dog/mannequin. he often dresses up this Biograft in outfits and uses him as reference.

Though she is somewhat of a broken Biograft, and which I will post later. She says random things and out of pocket topics.

This Biograft serves as a Bonding/Bodyguard Biograft—The Biograft is around 5’6 as well but often seems shorter as Ribbon tends to wear heels that make him (scarily) taller

Likes:

Ribbon is a gigantic fan if Fashion, clearly—also liking varieties of Music(This man likes Rihanna, Doja cat), His personal Biograft, Lost Temple, Coffee(Starbucks), Men—((jk)), cats(He likes the aesthetic—not the fur),

His hairless cat(Angelica Paws), Makeup, Punctuality, Karaoke, Drawing(mainly fashion), Blackrock

Dislikes:

Dirty stuff, Unhygienic demons, colors clashing, demons who don’t know color theory, armor(Dislikes the clunkiness), Dogs, children(Thinks theyre gross and snobby), energy drinks, being one upped, Being forced to do something for others(Unless they pay him), disrupted routines, criticism, disorderliness, complaints, and crowds(He hates the fact of his corset getting dirty), topics about scars, The weird cult going on

Relations:

Subspace: His tailor/and biograft suppiler

(he finds Subspace annoying but can tolerate him, as he has made outfits for him in the past)

Biograft: Thinks they’re brilliant

(He has 62 Biografts that he uses for mannequins, not counting Bitty)

Hyperlaser: Acquaintances(??)

(Only really knows him for being the ‘Horrendous mask guy’ and through Subspace’s rambling

Medkit: Netural

(Appreciates his sense of fashion, also somewhat fearful of the whole Cult thingy)

Scythe: Friends(ish)

(Likes her style, but really only befriended so he wouldn’t be a target)

Broker: Acquaintance(?)

(Again, appreciates the outfit, but barely knows him or sees him)

Sword: Annoyed of him

(Has made a few of his costumes and finds him a bit agitating)

Rocket: Dislike

(Just finds him annoying and his style BASIC)

Boombox: Neutral

(Likes boombox’s scene sort of fashion, but dislikes the color green. He finds him alright though, enjoys his music.)

Banhammer: Hatred

(He dislikes Banhammer for his corresponding personality and hates his fashion sense, and finds him to be infuriating)

Skateboard: Light dislike

(Finds him irrational and thinks his outfit lacks)

Slingshot: Netural

(Enjoys his company and baking, adores the fact Slingshot has a maid outfit and is willing to wear it in public. Only dislikes his big ‘clown’ shoes)

Katana: Who?

(Barely knows Katana, as the outfit he made for him was a submission of incognito and unlisted. Has only heard the name through the Lost temple.(Katana was the one who left the scar under Ribbon’s eye)

Vinestaff: Mild dislike

(Dislikes the fact shes so nice even when he thinks no one really deserves it, and thinks shes a suck up—and despises nature so.)

Shuriken: Doesn’t care for them

(Doesn’t know them really and knows they’re connected to Vinestaff so eh)

Zuka: Thinks hes just some old smoker

(Doesn’t mind him but thinks he reeks of smoke, and should get some new clothes (and some new bitches))

Traffic: Slight dislike

(Dislikes the uncleanliness of him and again the smoking thing)

Dom/Valk: News reporters? Don’t care.

(Does not give a flying fuck about them, and personally dislikes the news)

AND HERE!1!1!1 IS AMAZING ART/CONCEPT ART OF RIBBON!!1!1!1! Made by the amazing super sigma @ccha0tic IT IS NOT MINE!1!1!!

Super cool!!! Go check them out!1!1!1!1!

[kindheart525]

Which characters in the Auraverse and Thirdverse have pets?

I thought this was such a fun question that I decided to draw out my answers! Right now I’m only answering for the Auraverse because there are a lot just for that ng, and thus it might be less overwhelming to show the Thirdverse pets in a separate post.

1, 2, and 3. Each of the ColorOak sisters has their own cat, and they reflect just how different (and alike!) the sisters are. Red Cedar has a big, fluffy Maine Coon named Mint Bliss. He is just as majestic and noble in attitude as Cedar likes to imagine his namesake is, and his name reflects her strong grounding in her own faith.  In sharp contrast, Blue Velvet has a hairless Sphinx cat named Velour, to go with her own name. This kitty is spoiled rotten and put in all kinds of outfits for aesthetic photos (which she accepts; Blue wouldn’t make her do it if she fought against it). I mustn’t forget her little corn snake Precious either, who has become Velour’s best friend. Velour loves to chill out with Precious wrapped around her like a sweater as if it’s the height of luxury. Much like her own position between her two sisters, Violet’s kitten is a middle ground between the other two cats in being a regular domestic shorthair. As a black cat, often thought of as a harbinger of bad luck, he was the last in his litter to get adopted. But Violet took one look at him and fell in love, naming him Maestro to reflect the kind of greatness she saw in him. He’s also registered as her emotional support animal to help with her anxiety, and he is very good at doing so.

4. Varmint Venom works with snakes of all shapes and sizes for a living, but only two of them permanently belong to her. You’ve met them before, but here we have Bartholomew (green) and Brenda (brown). Brenda is a real escape artist, never able to be left alone unsupervised even when she’s sealed in a tank. Bartholomew can be a feisty one, always watching for potential prey and flicking his tongue in anticipation, but Varmint knows just how to keep him tame and happy, being the snake whisperer she is.

5. After getting her career back on track, River Morganite eventually gets to a place where she can relax and pursue other interests, which includes adopting a macaw for companionship. Her name is Regina, which is short for Princess Regina Pluma Corona the First. She’s not quite as much of a diva as her name would suggest, as blue and gold macaws are known for being quite sociable. But she still wants to be the center of attention at all times, which is fine by River as they make quite a fabulous pair. She loves letting Regina perch upon her horns like she’s her crown…but she may have also accidentally taught her some curse words. Bloody hell.

6. Due to a mispronounced chant during one of her witch coven’s biweekly meetings, Milkweed has found herself the “mommy” of a giant, carnivorous plant that was once naught but a tiny sprout. When she tried to make the plant grow she didn’t expect it to grow this big, but she doesn’t regret this mistake one bit. Itsy Bitsy is as sweet as can be…to her at least, and to those that she has made clear she trusts. She wouldn’t let him hurt a fly though…I mean a pony, because he does eat flies. She loves to sing the Itsy Bitsy Spider song to him while feeding him spiders, flies, and other bugs and small critters, as their special nightly tradition.

7. Eclipse’s best friend is a little hermit crab named Io, named after one of Jupiter’s moons but much preferring to hide from the great big universe around him. A feeling Eclipse can relate to all too well. They feel like the little crab understands them in this way and that brings them comfort. When they talk to Io about their day to get stuff off their chest, he just sits there with his cute little claws folded and listens, which is all Eclipse could ask for sometimes.

8. While not one individual pet, Snowcone is a friend of the butterflies, having started raising them as a form of therapy. It brings her great joy and comfort to be part of something bigger in contributing to the health of butterfly populations, but she also loves to watch them flutter around in freedom and peace for the sake of each individual. Glasswing butterflies are her favorite, looking so delicate yet being some of the most beautiful of all!

9. Rosemary has an ant farm! When she’s not out playing with Sandpiper, or visiting her grandparents and cousins, she loves nothing more than to sit down and watch her ants roam around, sometimes for hours. It’s so fun to see the inner workings of their lives in such a small box, and it’s a quiet activity that she sometimes prefers over the constant activity of family time.

10. Also not really a pet, but Amour Étreinte really has a charm with the birds and other woodland creatures! Almost everywhere she goes at least a few of them are following her, even in the Crystal Empire which doesn’t have any real forests. And every note she sings has the birds tweeting along in perfect tune. There’s something absolutely magical to it, a surprise and delight to many even in a world where magic is the norm. She’s a true Disneigh Princess!

11. Duchess Daisy Lace Raspberry III is the only dog who has ever been worthy of Best in Show, and anypony who even dares suggest otherwise is a jealous, vindictive bitch. She’s Southern Belle’s pride and joy but everypony else’s nightmare, with a nasty bark AND bite and a trail of slobber following her almost everywhere except when she has to look nice for the cameras. Even other dogs whine and cower in her presence. But Southern Belle is fine with that, in fact she’s downright proud of her dog’s reputation. That only means she’s the best of the best, just like her owner.

12. One might think that a high-society, somewhat snooty filly like Ingenue would have a sharp distaste for rodents, but that couldn’t be further from the truth when it comes to rats. They’re very clean, sociable and intelligent animals and she sees through all the myths that suggest they aren’t. She even has three of her own, a trio of sisters named Dolly, Dora, and Donna. Yes they look kind of alike, and yes their names are remarkably similar, but Ingenue will still get extremely insulted if you dare get them confused. If anything, their little tutus should be a dead giveaway to their individuality (and their owner’s fashion taste). 

13. If anyone would be the type to have a spoiled little dog who’s literally ancient and racks up thousands of bits in vet bills, it would be Saltwater Taffy. Little Gumdrop has hardly taken a single step outside of her purse in his 21 years of life because Taffy wouldn’t dare make him get his tender little paws dirty. Nor has he eaten a single bite of brand-name dog food because he deserves much better than that. (I’m exaggerating with the walking bit, he does get adequate exercise and is legitimately well taken care of despite also being coddled.) If Taffy dares leave him to fend for himself alone in her big, lavish castle, even for 10 minutes, he is absolutely beside himself. And in true Taffy fashion she enables all of it.  But the arrival of her daughter meant welcoming another new furry friend to the family. For Spring Palooza was born with some disabilities that required more assistance with mobility and pain management to help her achieve her best life, assistance which could be best provided by a service dog. Enter Jellybean, the slobbery, constantly-shedding, yet eternally easygoing Saint Bernard tasked with meeting Pally’s caretaking needs. Taffy didn’t expect to be the owner of a dog like this after choosing such a tiny, prissy little creature for herself, but it’s the breed Pally chose among the options presented for a service dog. And Taffy would do anything to make her little girl happy. As for Gumdrop’s opinion, Jellybean is his sworn enemy, but Jellybean has not a single clue about this feud.

14. Because of Stockholm’s love of all things historical, Discord thought it would be a great idea to gift her a real life prehistoric animal as a pet. Now. he could have been extra chaotic and pulled a Jurassic Park with some dinosaurs, but after seeing her get emotional over the evolutionary relationship between Joshua trees and the now-extinct giant ground sloth (Megatherium), he decided that was what he would create for her. Stockholm couldn’t be happier with his selection, loving nothing more than to lounge in the sloth’s favorite tree with her new friend who she’s named Coconut.

15. For as long as she could remember, Slumber Party had always wanted a cuddly little pet to call her own, but she couldn’t have one in the orphanage. But in her free time she did do some reading and decided pretty early on that she wanted some guinea pigs. So when she got adopted, it didn’t take long for her to successfully convince Luna to take her down to the pet store to pick out her new best friend. She settled on a bonded pair, who she’s quite fittingly named Snuggles and Cuddles. She could sit in her room for hours just watching them play and giving them lots of love!

16. As a young adult, Etheria decides to really lean into their gothic and intellectual side and get a pet raven, just like in the poems of old. Edgar lives up to expectations in being extremely intelligent, able to solve puzzles and even use tools to aid Etheria in her work. In her true blunt fashion, Etheria likes to pit their pet raven against her brother Raven, even though the latter is plenty intelligent in his own right. It’s all just affectionate teasing.

17. When he reaches his teenage and young adult years, Meteor Shower follows his mom’s hoofsteps in being a lover of reptiles and gets a badass-looking bearded dragon as a pet. Many reptiles are considered stereotypically masculine pets, especially when the owner is such a guys’ guy like Meteor, but despite his friends’ confusion his little lizard is actually a girl! Pepper is obviously completely indifferent to what she’s called, and is content being part of his aesthetic because it also comes with companionship and quality care.

18. After seeing how much Sahar adored the sea and all the colorful life teeming within, Heavenly Glow decided to give her the ultimate surprise for her birthday and commission a personal fish pond to be built just for her. Needless to say Sahar loved it; in fact, it’s one of her favorite birthday gifts she’s ever received! She loves to watch the fish explore their colorful little habitat, and Heavenly loves watching her love enjoy herself. Although, as something of a half-fish, Heavenly is surprised to find herself feeling slightly jealous when Sahar picks a favorite fish from the pond.

19. The apartment building they live in isn’t particularly welcoming towards pets, but even if it was, Minted Glacier and Blueberry Sticks probably wouldn’t have room to take care of one after putting all their time and money into raising Mint’s daughter. But a pet found its way into their lives anyway when a raccoon fell through their ceiling one day and Mint was unable to deny the begging of his daughter and sister. The young CheBe named him Stripy, but Blueberry has her mind in the gutter with her choice of spelling. Unsurprisingly, this literal wild animal soon proved to be too much to handle, so after less than a week Mint finally put his hoof down and “gave him to somepony with a bigger house” (released him in the wild).

20. Meet Polished Antique’s prized purebred Pekingese, the latest in a long line of esteemed show dogs. Her name is Priscilla Pearl (AKA PeePee), and she is the daughter of Jet Set’s dog William Warwick (AKA WeeWee). PeePee lives a very pampered life with only the most expensive dog food and most luxurious beds. But her whole lifestyle goes out the window when she finds anything even slightly edible on the ground, including literal garbage. Which is what Polly’s cooking looks and tastes like, but he doesn’t seem to realize that even when it sometimes sets the smoke alarms off. In his mind he’s just making his precious girl a special treat. And of course, her eager approval of such putrid sludge tells him absolutely nothing about the actual quality of his dishes.

21. While she doesn’t have a pet of her own, Luster Dawn has a pond behind her house that’s a popular attraction for ducks. When she’s not busy studying or spending time with Flurry, she likes to sit by the pond and meditate on its stillness during her breaks. When she’s lucky a duck will come by and accept her offering of corn and peas that she tosses into the water, and sometimes even a family! Seeing the little ducklings follow their parents reminds her of herself in a bygone era, but in a heartwarming way. She’s happy for them.

22. Following his family’s legacy, Bumblebee has healed many ponies and woodland creatures alike, but one case is extra special to him. One day he found an injured baby squirrel with no parents in sight and vowed to do whatever it took to nurse him back to health. He always tries to follow proper protocol to not hurt their chances of returning to their proper habitat, but he just couldn’t help but fall in love. He even gave the little critter a name, Theodore (AKA Teddy). The time eventually came to release Teddy back into the wild, despite how much it broke Bumble’s heart, but it only took Teddy a couple days to return and make it clear that he was staying. He wasn’t physically incapable of surviving alone, he just didn’t want to. Now he’s Bumblebee’s little companion and helper, and neither would have it any other way.

23. After her father died and it became clear that her family would be spending a lot more time at the rock farm, Limestone decided to buy a rooster for the place to keep everypony’s schedules on track (really because Applejack wanted a piece of Sweet Apple Acres there and she couldn’t say no). She named him Igneous as a homage to the late patriarch, even though this rooster is a lot more loud and boisterous than his namesake ever was. He technically belongs to the whole family, but aside from his parents, Mountain Peak is the one who enjoys interacting with him the most. He just needs to invest in some earplugs!

24. As if the universe didn’t hate Summer Beauty enough, it also made her allergic to literally every furry animal. Yes, even the hypoallergenic and hairless ones, it is possible. And she doesn’t particularly care for reptiles or fish so she hates that those are her only options if she doesn’t want to be sneezy or hopped up on allergy medicine all the time. Applejack (despite her own disappointment) tried giving Winona away to another branch of the Apple family when Summer was little and her allergies were first showing up. However, the filly was so utterly and despairingly beside herself that AJ realized Summer really would rather sacrifice her sinuses for her mental health. So Winona came back and now the family has another dog named Ryder, who Summer insists is “the only one around here who likes me anymore.” She loves him the most out of all her siblings and cries the hardest when he dies, and the allergies are only a small price to pay for his love.

[felassan]

Dragon Age: Absolution

some random bits and pieces on Episode 1. under a cut due to length

first thoughts post on this Episode

From the designs of buildings and so on in the Nevarran city, it feels like the artists referenced the existing images of buildings etc from Nevarra, such as the sketches in World of Thedas. ^^ I wondered if the city was Nevarra City, and the water the Minanter. Or is it Cumberland, on the Waking Sea?

^ Neb's animated corpse first appears during Tassia's segment in the opening theme, highlighted in gold, and smaller and slighter of stature than the other soldiers

In the opening theme, Miriam throws knives to put out candles, which reminds me of using water arrows to extinguish torches in the old school Thief games :)

^ This is clever stylistically, both sides of Miriam's face are red - one side with the mark of House Ammosine (in red rather than its usual black due to the opening theme's palette), one side red with blood. It's the same thing, really :(

I know it's because Dolph stinky, but it was clever to draw attention to Miriam's scarf by having her touch it, before having Hira come in and mention it and communicate that it has meaning to Miriam

Hira has the pouch she later puts the Circulum in when she steals it at the start of the show. a lil nice touch, sometimes in shows like these characters seem to manifest bags/pouches out of thin air when the plot needs them to have one. like, nice consistency

Miriam jumps right in front of Hira in the warehouse fight ;;

When Fairbanks and Hira brace for combat, weapons drawn, Roland simply leans casually against a wall. he Knows Miriam's got this and there's no point in him drawing his sword

I wondered if Dolph and Hasem were brothers, with several of their grown children being in the gang

When Qwydion is introduced she's called a "rebel mage". did that mean apostate, mage who was in a Circle and rebelled and fought in the mage-tempalr war, or Vashoth mage?

When Hira says "I think you might need this mission as much as I do" she touches her necklace, foreshadowing its (or rather, what it represents) importance in why she needs this mission. ofc as we later learn its a symbol of her family, who were killed by Venatori, and that's why she wants to steal the artifact, in order to destroy Tevinter

^ in the transition to their journey, I thought the corvid flying was a nice touch, like, representing how, like Spymaster Leliana sending forth her ravens from Skyhold, the Inquisition have dispatched the party and so off they fly. or more literally conveying contact between the party and the Inquisition back at Skyhold. which makes sense, this show is like a look at a war table mission

hhh Lacklon seems a bit grumpy when he looks up at the branch Qwydion moves aside in order to pass, like he's thinking about how he's v smoll in comparison

the environments they travelled through were pretty! it made me think about exploring environments in DA:D. blending the layer with the Thedas map so we could see place names of areas they probably travelled through like Trevis, the Silent Plains and Caimen Brea was cool

^ what is the structure here on the left? assuming they're in the Silent Plains here, a ruined part of the Imperial Highway, one of those signs of a city or settlement that once was on the Silent Plains and was destroyed before the First Blight, or perhaps the remains of somewhere dwarven on the surface that was like Kal Repartha?

by the size of this creature's (dragon's?) spine and rib cage, it was freakin enormous!

I want to believe that hairy nugs are real, and the nug equivalent of the mutations irl that gave rise to hairless cats :)

we already knew that elves see better in the dark than humans, but had superior hearing been mentioned before this?

I appreciated the line where during the exposition and 'welcome to the world new people' loredrop for folks who aren't familiar with the games, Fairbanks mentioned blood magic, raised corpses and demons. handy, as the party meets all of these things during the show

bellows cough is new, add it to the list of canonical ailments one can get in Thedas hh

Divine Adnias is also new lore, add them to the list of known Tevinter Divines. apparently faithful Tevinter Andrastians sometimes go on a pilgrimage route relating to this Divine in hopes of being healed. the route leads to or through Nessum.

Five gold was one month's wages??

with the attention given to Fairbanks' fancy ring in the opening theme and this episode, maybe in this worldstate Fairbanks' noble heritage was revealed?

^ no thoughts head empty, but a v badass painting and the fact that the summer palace in Nessum was built on a sealed temple to the Old Gods was cool

"High Imperium" is a furniture/interior decor style apparently

Miriam trying to break into the palace, and the bit about how one of the Black Divines (shock!) was involved in something illicit, reminded me of Vadis and Irian infiltrating the palace to steal Dumat's Folly in Half Up Front

Qwydion can do some plant magic! 🌸 She's also a talented healer, which reminded me of Francesca from the comics, whose healing magic is supplemented by her plant magic

the magical/weapons store gave me nostalgia for Wonders of Thedas :)

^ knives sticking out of the pinboard is a nice subtle characterization moment for Miriam and/or Fairbanks

^ blue lyrium lamp? it's blue, glows, and the [mysterious music playing] happens when it's on screen. lyrium emits a song and we know trace amounts of lyrium can be infused in stones to make glowstones. these are commonly used in Orlais to light dark passages. Tevinter is known for greater use of everyday magic, so why not

in DA:I, the description for the rogue ability Knockout Powder is "You throw a handful of dosed dust into an enemy's face, putting them to sleep for a short time." :)

I wonder what arcane grenades they picked up :D

"bat-faced".. :| reminds me of "rabbit"

I originally thought Fairbanks' references to his wife were jokes referencing their 'Hira is my wife' scam. does he really have a wife? Clara seemed to have a thing for him in DA:I, maybe they married after DA:I? oh no 😭😭

^ is this written Tevene?

and shoutout to the wee stick dudes.

[matthewbeilschmidts]

It’s been a long while since I’ve posted but I’m so glad that I am :’)

This is for Day 1: of @prucanweek - Ordinary

Apologies for spelling errors, it’s a little short but I hope you enjoy 😭💞

-

Matthew doesn’t mind that he’s living an ordinary life. Really.

He grows up near the coast, two parents, a fraternal twin brother, and their gangly hairless cat, Tony (picked curtesy of Alfred). Their parents take them everywhere they can during their childhood, the beach, museums, sports game. They focus on their interests, figuring out what the two like and dislike, as they encourage them both to be themselves and do what they love no matter what. Alfred debates between whether he likes wrestling or football more, while Matthew settles into hockey. In between family get togethers, community festivals, and endless sports training, they somehow have time for homework. (The two share answers a lot.)

He and Alfred each have their own rooms when they enter their teen years, a space to decorate and fill with their own mementos and awards. The sports continue, but later their parents find themselves a little bit busier than before. They do though, give them as much time as they can during the school year, never wanting them to go without someone by their side.

Matthew fades into the background a little bit as they get older, while Alfred puts himself front and center. Matthew watches once with a hand over his eyes as Alfred auditions for the school musical, and surprisingly he read and sings the lines well. “It’s always the rowdy ones!” their theater teachers says after he’s finished performing, a mix of anticipation from planning on putting Alfred on stage and dread at the thought of having to manage him.

Matthew silently supports him, after all he has his own things to do.

He’s the co-caption of the hockey team, the coach giving him the position to give him a little more of a voice, and his teammates verbally agree, considering on the ice Matthew has a lot more to show than he does in person. He accepts, albeit hesitantly.

By the time graduation comes by, Matthew can barely believe how the time has passed. His team even wins a championship under his watch. Some of his fellow classmates look so ready to go out and experience the world, and it’s scary to him because weren’t they all going at the same pace?

His parents talk him through picking his college of choice, and he decides to go. He needs to do what everyone does and experience the world.

And if he decides he wants to come home, that’s okay because at least he tries.

-

He’s in his first art class during his third year at university. The time has been going well, he’s got pretty decent grades and has managed to join a few clubs. But he’s not done yet. Extra curriculars, can’t finish without them. He prioritizes his general education first, and even slips himself into a few major classes early on, but humanities is on record now and has to be completed no matter what one’s studying.

He can get through one semester, he hopes.

Next to him, a student is snickering and the professor doesn’t look amused.

“Gilbert.”

“Yes ma’am.”

“If you’re done, I can introduce myself now.”

The professor goes in with complete, in-depth introductory slides with her name and credentials, and a briefing of all they will overcome this semester.

He’s never been an artist, at least not one that picks up a pencil and creates a realistic masterpiece with nothing but that and a pad of paper. Maybe some poetry contests in high school, if that counts. The written word has its own impact, its own set of colors to breathe out for the world to see.

There’s another snicker, interrupting his internal monologue.

He doesn’t say anything, because he doesn’t know the student, and it’s not his place to control others. But, if it starts to hinder the class, maybe he’ll tell him something. He’s paying to be there, too.

The man catches him staring.

“Yes?” he asks Matthew without being spoken to in the first place.

“Oh,” Matthew flushes at being caught, not that he was trying to hide it anyway. “Well, she didn’t say anything funny?”

The guys waves a hand, making a “psssh” noise as he does.

“I’m just laughing because of how formal this all is. She won’t be this dignified later in the semester that’s for sure. She’ll be ripping her hair out.”

Matthew glances back, he doesn’t want to say anyone looks mean but, he would believe it if she was.

“You look scared,” the guy laughs, which is rude because isn’t he the one that just put the thought in Matthew’s mind? “She’s not too mean just a sticker to the rules. Will get real pissy if something doesn’t go right.”

“And you still set her off knowing that?”

The man laughs again, but this time around he’s actually trying to contain it behind the thin art easel. He’s not very hidden.

“She’s my cousin’s wife.”

Ah, that makes sense then? Messing with family is normal, but also he shouldn’t be bothering her at work.

“It’s no wonder you seemed casual.”

“She taught both of the lower division figure drawing classes, too. This is my third semester in her class. She’s the only one teaching this specific class I didn’t have too much of a choice.”

“Art major?”

“Yep! And you?”

“Psychology major. I have to get in some cultural classes.”

“Ever taken art?”

“Actually no, not even in high school. I got through that stuff by working backstage in the theater department.”

“Well not to worry my friend, because you picked the best one.”

“Is it easy to pass?”

“Nope. Well, maybe if she likes your work,” Matthew deflates at the blunt response, “but don’t worry because I’m here to be your guide.”

Matthew perks up, but it takes him a moment. This guy’s gonna help him?

“Are you any good?”

“Am I good?” He looks perplexed Matthew would even ask. Matthew has to cover his own amusement. “I may not look it but charcoal and I go way back. I’ll show you my work later as proof.”

“Deal.”

“Gilbert, since you’re adamant on talking, you can be the first to introduce yourself.”

Even if his name wasn’t said, Matthew feels just as guilty. Caught, for talking on the first day of all things.

“Gilbert Beilshcmidt. Fourth year. I’m an art major and my favorite breakfast food is pancakes.”

Matthew looks surprised that he was paying attention, even to the last addition of their introduction. Matthew’s not sure he would have known considering he was distracted.

-

And so their friendship starts.

-

Gilbert sits next to him again. And again.

Where ever Matthew sits in the art room, Gilbert follows not too long after.

Some days they take the sitting desks, some they stand and lean against the stools.

And despite not even talking much, Gilbert treats him like a friend.

-

“Do you have any plans this afternoon?”

“Nope, this was my last class.”

“Do you want to get some coffee and work on our sketch books.”

“Yeah, let’s go.”

-

Matthew finds himself meeting Gilbert in his downtime. Every Thursday after drawing for three hours becomes the day they meet. At first, all they do is draw, little more.

Gilbert is animated in all moments, but he has short spurts where he focuses exceptionally on his work. Matthew is no art critic, but he thinks Gilbert expresses himself quite well on paper. Graphite, charcoal, and pastels, all the utensils glide easily without a single stroke missing its mark.

Watercolor though, could use some work, which actually happens to be Matthew’s favorite. Even if the intention is to guide the colors with a brush, it’s okay for them to take a life of their own spreading across the thick paper.

They share snacks, art supplies, and their time.

Gilbert proves himself very useful as he promised. Matthew though never planning to be the next Van Gogh, has to pass this class. And it would be nice to pass it with flying colors, but some concepts are harder to grasp than others.

It’s obvious to tell he’s a beginner, while Gilbert excels. Matthew finds out he only now needs the intro class since it’s the first semester it became a requirement.

Gilbert helps him find the shapes he’s comfortable with, explains the processing for hatching and how it relates to shading. And while he’s no expert, he sees a subtle improvement over the next few weeks that makes some pride swell within himself.

-

“Do you want to come with me and my friends to this cool bar for dinner on Friday?” Gilbert asks about a month into the semester.

It’s the first time Gilbert and him will have spent time off campus.

“Yeah, I’d love to.”

-

Gilbert’s friends are just as animated as he, it’s almost hard to keep up. Overwhelming as they are, they’re extremely welcoming. Matthew eases into the atmosphere, joining in when he can but mostly pleased to be out and doing something different.

He’s made friends during his time, but like him they’re a little more reserved and pick quieter places on the town.

It’s fun. And he wants to go out again.

Matthew invites Gilbert and his friends to watch his next hockey game.

After their shock in finding out he plays such a violent sport, they’re all agreeing and planning to find the best seats in the arena.

-

“Are you serious. Are you hiding muscles under that red sweater?”

Gilbert pokes at him, it tickles when he gets closer to his biceps, but he knows he’s only teasing.

“You think I’m playing but I’m serious! You should have been there, well you were there. On the stands, I mean. We all screamed after you sent that player flying against the wall.”

Gilbert recreates the motions, but only slams himself into the wall and whines after he bounces back. He then plays it off like it doesn’t hurt. Gilbert’s not a very good actor.

People tell him it’s so much different watching him on the ice, but it’s still him. He’s always wondered how much different, he feels like himself. He just knows he goes into the zone when he’s in his gear. He just wants to win. And he will.

“It’s like night day,” Gilbert continues. “You were ready to kill a man down there.”

“You’re not the first to say that. I guess maybe, I could be a little more out there in real life, huh?”

Gilbert stops walking.

“Nope.”

“Nope?”

“You’re perfectly fine the way you are. I like the way you are, so don’t go change. I don’t want to be at risk of dying during art class.”

And as silly as it sounds, he’s pleased. He likes Gilbert a whole lot, too. Just the way he is.

-

“Do you want to have dinner with me?” Matthew takes the initiative.

“Dinner?”

“Yeah, just you and me. I want to take you out.”

“Like you did to that guy on the court,” Gilbert laughs nervously.

“On a date. Gilbert, would you like go out with me?”

He says yes.

Later that evening when he’s heading home, Gilbert starts running through the courtyard cheering that “I have a date with the cutest guy I’ve ever met!”

Matthew’s window is open, he’s face is bright red and he slams head first into his pillow. He needs to plan the best first date ever.

-

Three months into dating, he’s finally heading home again for a school break. He wants to take Gilbert with him, who is waiting for the next major holiday to go back home. But isn’t it too soon? They haven’t been dating that long, after all.

But Gilbert surprises him, and jokingly says he wants to go with him because he’ll miss him too much while he’s gone. And then, Matthew asks if he seriously wants to go.

“I do.”

So they ride the 3 hours train down to Matthew’s childhood home. He’s a little bit nervous, because he’s had dates to school dances, and brought friends over, but this is entirely different. This is someone he wants to take a serious step with, even if the time hasn’t been that long. They’ll never get anywhere if they don’t, so they’ll both take the leap and pray it works out.

“Mom, dad, Alfred, this is Gilbert.”

It’s the most timid Matthew’s ever seen him.

“Nice to meet ya, I’m Matthew’s boyfriend.”

After he shakes all their hands, he takes his hand back to link pinkies with Matthew.

There’s not an once of regret in his mind as the long weekend passes.

-

Gilbert graduates the next year, and the year after it’s his turn. They’re going to move in with each other. Gilbert really has no irresistible urge to go back to his home town, satisfied with just visiting a few times a year. And Matthew thinks he would like to go back closer, just to figure out his next move. So, they go together.

It’s only a one bedroom, but is more than enough space for them both. Gilbert finds work as a docent while Matthew works for a second degree in education.

He still plays hockey for a local league, Gilbert becoming their number one fan. They find their own rhythm, a pace that works for them both, where they can settle down or speed up when they agree with each other. Dewey mornings, warm summers, chilly evenings they spend them altogether.

They decide move up North closer to Gilbert’s hometown. Matthew’s more nervous meeting his grandparents than he was introducing Gilbert to his own family, but Gilbert assures him again and again they’re just a stuffy old family who actually really care about each other a lot more than they let off.

Gilbert’s grandfather towers over him, despite being a hair above 6 feet. He’s silent, eyes boring into Matthew as he introduces himself. And to end all of Matthew’s worries, the elder man pulls Matthew into a hug and tells him he’s glad him and Gilbert are home. Gilbert, just as perplexed as he, stares, but he melts into a pleased laugh.

Yeah, this is his and Gilbert’s home now.

-

They stay, for a long while, contemplate moving a few times, but they’re satisfied for now.

Gilbert and him always make time for each other, continue their own respective interests with complete support of the other. They’re never afraid to complain, because they always work through it rather then let it simmer.

Gilbert’s vivacious spirit keep them going, and Matthew’s heart keeps them grounded.

His life at first seem a little bit ordinary, but how can he complain when the pieces of the puzzle fit themselves in and stayed locked in tight.

[trappedham]

!!

:DD

Okay so! Sonic oc! I'm not quite decided on a name, but I've got a few candidates; Sphinx, Tarnish, or Jumper. They're a hairless cat (I wanted to be quirky lol) but admittedly Sphinx isn't really. Original I guess, since Sphinx is... a type of hairless cat? I'm not sure if there's Only One type of hairless breed, I'm not well read in my cat knowledge. But that's where the other names come in, Tarnish and Jumper. I'm now quite sure where Jumper came in, it just sort of happened- but Tarnish, and I think this is the one I'm gonna go with, has a lot to do with her backstory.

Now, before we get into that, I'd like to introduce you to the rest of our cast, courtesy of @i-changed-my-url-fuck-you, because they made them! Currently, Tarnish is apart of a delinquent trio of crime fighters! ...they are the crime. And they do be fighting! So watch out!

First up is Glock the Dove, which. Oh lord, I adore them. I don't know much about them, but through trying to draw the team I headcanon that they have a bit of an ego, so that really makes me want them to be the ace or team leader. I guess that kinda makes Tarnish their lancer? Certainly not a theme that will continue, nope not at all.

But! More about Glock! I'm not sure what their gender is, if they have one, so I've been using they/them pretty exclusively. And just a headcanon on my part, but Glock appears to present masculine, so maybe the occasional he/him wouldn't be out of place Ultimately, it's not my choice tho cuz. It's not my oc. I just have a lot of blorbo thoughts can you tell <3

I'd include a picture or a link to a post, but I don't think Fuck You has come out with a post yet, and I don't wanna commit art theft- and I'd show you mine but... I've had this Curse of Dissappear Your Art Saves since like August and it's. Really. Really. Really. Really annoying. Clenching my fist as we speak.

And finally. Finally. Dimitri. Dimitri the Dormouse. This is an oc that Fuck You came into my askbox asking me for something to base an oc off of, and they've been in Fuck You's capable hands ever since. I can't wait to see how they turn out <3 I do have a couple headcanons/ideas for this one as well, but nothings set in stone. Currently, the idea is that they're sorta the handy one of the group, a tech whiz. I also hc them to be pretty young, so maybe they can parallel Tails... if they don't run off to go build planes together. Their associations should probably make them enemies, but I just don't see them duking it out so they probably only fight when necessary or for appearances, and probably go for fro-yo afterwards. Other headcanons include Dimitri being nonbinary amab, and using they/them pronouns. I was eyeballing a couple neopronouns bc I feel like I'm sorely lacking in that department, but I didn't feel any of them fit :(

Okay we can talk about Tarnish for real now, starting with her backstory.

Before the trio, there was a duo. Tarnish, a young kit, and a little bat named Rouge. They were displaced as kids when their city block was demolished in favor of erecting a brand new stylish hotel. They struck it out on the streets, stealing what they needed to survive. But Rouge saw greater potential...

With a new hotel came a new crowd, a new clientele- the rich kind. And if it kept them fed, well... Tarnish had no qualms about that. And feed them it did. Continued to feed them, clothe them- and when they were teens, their first apartment together. Rouge had found she liked wearing the fruits of their labor, gold chain and diamonds galore, it's own sort of reward. It's only now that Tarnish is becoming painfully aware of her growing homosexuality🌈

More years pass. The hotel, although resilient, catches up with the real estate values of the surrounding area, reclaimed by the slum neighborhood it tried and failed to replace. Reclaimed. Literally. Now a grown woman, Tarnish stares at the deed in her hands, claws threatening to pierce through the thin sheet of paper and tear it to shreds. It's just a stupid piece of paper, the practical part of her mind tells her. She shouldn't be so sentimental... this means a lot, to now own the wretched cause of her displacement. She can do whatever she wants with it, including demolish it.

Rouge is gone more frequently now, having to fly further out in search of gems to pay for their lifestyle. As it turns out, nobody wants to go to a slum to live it up in a gilded hotel. A polished turd is still a turd. No matter, Rouge is a treasure hunter! She'll find those gems!

Tarnish eagerly awaits for Rouge's return and to tell her the news... they wait. Wait some more. The bills come in. It'll be fine, right? Yeah. Of course. It's Rouge! She wouldn't... she wouldn't abandon her best friend, her best friend who's been hopelessly in love with since forever- Tarnish is left feeling like a god damn fool.

And has been angsting about it for the past 10 or so years. You know, like how all well adjusted individuals do. And that brings us to now... now Tarnish is a bit of a grumpy sourpus who does this face >:/ alot. But she really just misses her wife-not-wife. Djdbfjf

[sevenkittensinatrenchcoat]

Korean Character Bios

I posted before about some characters bios from the 2008 South Korea Tour. I tried to translate the bios for the named swings with mixed results.

Well, it turns out that I’d completely failed to notice that Google Translate actually has a Korean keyboard that let me type more letters than other online keyboards did, and I was able to get some slightly better translations this time. Also, I did all of them. I’ve Google Translated all the character bios.

So, here they are:

Seductive Cat / Grizabella

She was a member of the Jellicles as a seductive, pure, curious cat, but she left the Jellicle society to experience a bigger and wider world. Now, marginalized for her shabby appearance, she returns to the Jellicle society to become a Jellicle member again.

(Notes: It appears that the word “seductive” is used to mean “glamorous”.)

Rebellious Cat / Rum Tum Tugger

A member of the Jellicles, he’s a cat who does only what he wants to do and has a clear sense of self. He likes to receive attention and is charismatic just by being himself, so he is the most popular with female cats.

Prophet Cat / Old Deuteronomy

As the eldest ancestral cat of the Jellicles, he is intelligent, wise, respected, and loved. Every year at the Jellicle Ball, a cat is selected and sent to the Heaviside Layer to become a new Jellicle cat.

(Notes: “ball” was actually “festival”, but I shifted terminology to match. Also, is Old D the ancestor of all Jellicles?)

Leader Cat / Munkustrap

A young and responsible leader cat who protects and takes care of the Jellicle Tribe. the Jellicle Cats trust and follow him as a leader.

Theatre Cat / Gus

After Old Deuteronomy, he is the oldest and has been a Jellicle member for many years. He was a famous actor when he was young, but now he is suffering from a serious illness.

Wealthy Cat / Bustopher Jones: 

Although not a member of the Jellicles, he is an aristocratic cat who is always welcomed. In his spare time, he likes to play golf and enjoy lavish meals.

(Notes: So Bustopher isn’t a Jellicle? I’m still not sure what defines a Jellicle in this version.)

Kind Cat / Jellylorum: 

She is a middle-aged, kind-hearted cat who always takes care of old Gus and the kittens.

Thief Cat Couple / Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer: 

A playful and clever couple of thief cats who are always causing trouble together.

(Notes: The word for “thief” sometimes translated as “stray” but only when applied to the word “cat”, so I’m guessing the Korean term for “stray cat” might be “thief cat”. But, Jerrie and Teazer are clearly not strays in their number’s lyrics, so I used the translation that applied to them. Also, the word “couple” translated as “pair” sometimes, so this isn’t confirming a romantic pairing, but they could’ve been playing it that way anyway, for all I know, so take that how you will.)

Train Cat / Skimbleshanks: 

As a train conductor, he is an orderly cat who takes on all the responsibilities of the train. An uncle to all cats, kittens love to hear his stories as a storyteller.

Magician Cat / Mr. Mistoffelees: 

The best magician, though he can’t speak. He can even make things disappear. As a great magician, he rescues the kidnapped Old Deuteronomy.

(Notes: “Magician” can also translate as “wizard” or “sorcerer”. This Misto is mute, which makes sense for a production from this region and era. Outside of Japan, east Asian productions are usually based on Australian ones, which is where the named swings come from. Although the first Australian productions had Misto sing, they later made him mute, only to switch back more recently. 2008 was during the mute era.)

Sensual Cat / Bombalurina: 

She is a very sensual and sexy cat, popular with male cats who pay attention to her sexual desires. As Demeter’s older sister, she always protects her.

(Notes: I think “older sister” might not be literal. She might just be a sort of “older sister figure”. It’s not clear.)

Sensitive Cat / Demeter: 

Because of Macavity, she is anxious and nervous about everything. She is also at risk of being kidnapped by Macavity. If she shows any signs of anxiety, it’s always a sign that Macavity is nearby.

(Notes: So, she’s always anxious, because of Macavity, but if she’s anxious, which is all the time, Macavity’s nearby. Is Macavity nearby all the time? This one is weird.)

Siamese Cat / Cassandra: 

Possesses a strange beauty. As the only hairless Siamese cat, she always behaves arrogantly.

(Notes: Despite the better keyboard, this one wouldn’t translate properly, so there’s some stuff missing. This is the general idea of what I think was being said. I wonder how having a Siamese cat in the cast affected Growltiger.)

Gumbie Cat / Jennyanydots: 

During the daytime, she sits all the time and seems lazy, but at night she’s actually a busy cat who educates bugs and mice.

White Cat / Victoria: 

She is the purest, most innocent cat. This Jellicle Ball is her first, but she presents a beautiful dance.

Philosophical Cat / Plato: 

A cat who doesn’t move much, so he looks lazy, but he reads a lot and is always careful with his actions.

(Notes: I thought this characterization was weird until I realized that he’s “philosophical” because he’s Plato. He’s literally named after a philosopher. Since Australia-based productions at this time where Broadway-based, Broadway inspirted Australia inspired South Korea, Plato is just Macavity’s double and doesn’t have much to really do, so I guess they decided to have a bit of fun with the character.)

Villain Cat / Macavity: 

The mob boss of the feline world. Kidnapped Old Deuteronomy as the villain who commits evil deeds.

Just Cat / Alonzo: 

A masculine cat who is always dignified and protects young cats, even in inconspicuous places. He rescues Demeter from Macavity. They spend their lives together.

(Notes: More Broadway-based stuff. It seems like Broadway-based Alonzos are the superheroes of the Cats world.)

Copy Cat / Pouncival: 

A boy who wants to be a man. He follows Skimble around.

(Notes: His title more literally means “mimicking cat”, but how could I not translate it this way? Anyway, here’s another translation that wouldn’t cooperate with me. The first sentence ended up something like “a young male cat who wants to be worn by an adult male cat”. I couldn’t get it to make sense, so I guessed at what it was supposed to mean. He is Skimble’s copycat at that’s adorable.)

Curious Cat / Sillabub: 

Victoria’s best friend, a curious, intelligent, and pure kitten. She helps Grizabella return to the Jellicles by singing ‘Memory’ together.

Twin Cats / Coricopat and Tantomile: 

Mysterious twin cats who are not yet adults, but are still mature and have excellent cognitive skills. They always move together and do the same things.

(Notes: The twins are kittens/junior cats in this version, apparently.)

Teenage Cat / Tumblebrutus: 

A teenage boy who wants to be a man. His actions take precedence over thoughts and words, and he gets a lot of guidance from Munkustrap, because he can’t read the room.

(Notes: Very much a Broadway characterization. His first sentence was nearly the same as Pouncival’s. “read the room” was more literally “interpret the atmosphere”, but I thought this sounded more natural. Also, Munkustrap Adopts Kittens With Poor Social Skills.)

And now, named swings:

Stubborn Cat / Victor: 

He is more stubborn than any other cat and has a temperamental personality.

Meditating Cat / Olivia: 

She is a deep thinker with a determined personality.

Gentleman Cat / Admetus: 

An internally strong, generous, and gentle cat with a masculine appearance.

(Notes: Admetus has a personality closer to your average Broadway-based Plato than Plato does.)

Loner Cat / Quaxo: 

He’s a solitary cat with a strong sense of pride and arrogance, so he doesn’t fit in well with those around him.

Busy Cat / Electra: 

She likes to be involved, so she’s always busy and distracted.

Bragging Cat / George: 

Has a tendency to show off what he has.

(Notes: This one, just like the last time, broke down completely. It ended up saying “He has a tendency to show off what he has, rather than what he has”.)

Attentive Cat / Jemima: 

She’s attentive in everything and always acts responsibly.

Emotional Cat / Etcetera: 

She’s a cat who fits in everywhere and has emotions that take precedence over her head.

Emotional!

That’s all of them.

[inthememetime]

Prompt from this post by @write-it-motherfuckers

Pairing: Bagginshield

Length: Just under 1,000 words.

He loved Thorin. He did! He certainly wouldn't have dated him for 5 years or dealt with the insane family reunions if he didn't. But this took the cake, as it were.

"Uncle Bilbo! That stray dog is here!" Yavanna bless Frodo. Not only did he choose the singularly most insulting thing one could call a werewolf, but Thorin had asked him to keep it quiet, so there was no way he could complain about the insult.

"Might as well let him in lad! I'll see to him in a few minutes!"

Frodo walked in with a pout, the 'dog'- a wolf considerably larger than a natural one- padding behind him. "I thought you said we couldn't have pets."

"Sorry my boy. Once I finish the last of these payments and I'm officially the owner, I promise I'll let you get that cat you want."

Frodo positively beamed, and Bilbo sincerely hoped someone else had adopted that strange hairless cat at the pound the boy seemed so fond of. Thorin huffed in irritation- at his hatred of cats, of the cat Smeagol in particular, or being talked over like a common animal, Bilbo couldn't be sure.

"Well, I think we've done enough for this afternoon. Didn't you say you wanted to meet Sam at the skating rink?" Once Thorin saw his glare, the ass ducked his head and widened his eyes.

"Really? Thank you!" He darted out before Bilbo could change his mind, and the older man chuckled. He then reached down and tugged one giant, furry ear.

"Thorin, you cannot keep shape-shifting and coming around in the middle of the day every time we have a little tiff!"

His boyfriend made whining, growling sounds that were probably a reasonable argument- if one spoke canine. Bilbo, grateful his business was closed on Tuesdays, shut the door and plopped down in one of the café chairs. Thorin followed and put his heavy head down on one of Bilbo’s knees, looking up with giant blue eyes.

"No."

Thorin whined.

"No, you can't get out of every argument with the puppy eyes!"

Thorin then proceeded to try and lay his entire 250 lb body across Bilbo’s lap.

"Sweet Yavanna Thorin, you're not a chihuahua!"

Finally, he stopped with a huff, and Bilbo hurriedly turned his face away when he saw Thorin's muzzle collapsing in on itself. Somehow, he could handle the sounds of bones forming, breaking, and moving, the squish of rearranging organs, but the sight? Only if he didn't feel like eating for a week.

"Come on." Thorin said- whined, really not that the majestic idiot would ever admit to it. "It wasn't that bad!"

"It wasn't that-" Bilbo made the mistake of looking over and hurriedly looked away. Thorin's upper half was human now. His lower half was...less so. Somehow, it was more unsettling to see a half-shifted werewolf than seeing a gigantic carnivore with human intelligence. "Yes, it was! How many times do I have to tell you that I'll do the laundry? It's sweet that you want to help, but you're colorblind."

"They were all brown!"

Bilbo risked another glance, and thankfully Thorin was human entirely. He still kept his eyes on his boyfriend's face, as he'd definitely be too distracted otherwise. "Thorin. Sweetheart. Love of my life. You are colorblind. You mixed all my green uniform shirts and all Frodo's red ones, and it did not go well. It's not your fault, but just let me do the laundry, alright?"

Thorin huffed and threw his head unceremoniously on Bilbo’s lap- some things never changed. "Fine. I want it known I agree under great duress."

"Thank you. If you really want to help around the house, there's plenty of dishes to be done."

"Sorry, no opposable thumbs."

"Excuse you? Yes you do!" Bilbo laughed, tugging on one of Thorin's shoulders that was now conveniently a furry foreleg again. "No fair!" He called with a teasing grin. Bilbo turned his head again. "I'm shocked you just don't shapeshift every time we have a domestic, you know I can't look at-"

"Hey uncle, have you seen my ice skates? They're not in the shed!" Frodo, seeing the strange shifting from man to wolf, looked appropriately horrified.

Of course, Thorin picked- or maybe not, he'd never asked for an explanation on what shifted first and if there was any way to control it- and Frodo, bless his little heart, had the same reaction his uncle had the first time and fainted.

"Well, cat's out of that bag now."

"Oh, don't huff at me."

[euphoricethan]

NSFW Alphabet - E.D

Warnings: top!ethan, major misogyny, mentions of pegging, daddy & mommy kink, overstimulation, bondage, cum denial, and threesomes.

A/n: i’m so sorry ethan is so misogynistic and the biggest asshole ever it’s the only way i see him i can’t help it. anyway hope u like it i guess omg 😛

A - aftercare

For the most part, Ethan’s after care is mainly a rag or tissue; whichever he see’s first. You usually shower alone after because he can’t be too bothered. Sometimes he’ll join you only if he wants to go another round.

B - body part (of his and your’s)

He’s genuinely obsessed with his thighs and loves seeing you ride them. He watches as your own swallow away his dark inked tattoos and how your face shifts due to the pleasure. And that being said, there isn’t anything more he loves than your pussy. He thinks to himself often how it was formed for him, but that’s the ego speaking.

C - cum (where they like to)

Most times he pulls out just to cum on your back or simply wherever he may please, but sometimes, sometimes he likes to pull you to your knees or face-on with his dick to finish on your bright red cheeks.

D - dirty secret (one they have)

He absolutely loves the idea of you taking control —of him mostly— and just being under your rule of thumb & follow every order you demand. The most it has gone when he tells you to ride on his dick, and although he wishes for you to do more, his massive, inflamed ego gets in the way and he can never get a word out. secretly SECRETLY wishes to be pegged or at least to try a plug.

E - experienced (how much they are)

He gives off— hm, very much, fuck-boy energy and has had his dick in any girl he wants... but in reality he just does what he sees and likes. No original thoughts behind those dead looking eyes.

F - favorite position

Cowgirl. He loves being able to grab handfuls of your tits while he watches you bounce on the edge of his cock. Sometimes you do this to somewhat fuck with him. He likes it a lot.

G - goofy (serious in the moment)

Sometimes you tend to forget that there’s multiple sides to him. For the most part during sex, he tends to be pretty serious. He can get really into it and will even slightly degrade you if he feels confident enough. Other times, he looses his mind in the middle of eating you out and will just break out into a fit of laughter.

H - hair (how well groomed)

He usually never trims if he doesn’t have to. He hates being fully groomed. Ethan said it makes him. “Look like those hairless cats.” You don’t fancy it either.

I - intimacy (in the moment *romantic*)

Unfortunately it’s usually never. Like ever. He feels like he doesn’t have to care unless he wants to. Which usually doesn’t last long.

J - jack off (how often)

All. The. Time. Even if he isn’t fully jerking his dick, he always, always, ALWAYS, has his hands in his pants. Rather if he’s bored in the kitchen looking for food, watching TV in the living room, in the car, in the STORE, he has an attachment to his dick and can never stop thinking about the next time you’ll swallow yourself around him.

K - kink (what are they)

Definitely has a Daddy kink, slight bondage— handcuffs and possibly a rope or two, he loves, loves, loves watching you move and squirm all over with either a toy or just his hand while he watches you cum on him. He gets proud when he makes you finish, especially if it’s hard and heavy. Overstimulation is his biggest one yes. Sometimes he has to bite his lip to stop the “Yes, Mommy,” to come out.

L - location (favorite place)

Ethan is just simply obsessed with showing you off as a trophy (mostly because of the misogyny that he sadly suffers from) and as your property. So anywhere, anytime he can touch you or even fuck you, he will.

M - motivation (gets them going)

Ethan absolutely loves taking a long HARD look at you from the kitchen table with his fidgety hands behind his computer screen while you put the dishes away or make food for yourself— sometimes him alone. It’s what usually gets him hard. He also has a tendency to stare at you from places where you can’t see him. He likes the way that you have no idea he’s watching... and only sometimes he feels guilty about it.

N - no (something they wouldn’t do)

No threesomes or other parties involved. He doesn’t like to share you since he has the mentality that you’re his property. And if somehow the scenario came to life, he’d have the outsiders watch him rail into you with you helpless to show off what’s his. He’d went above and beyond to make you squirt to further prove this.

O - oral (giving or receiving)

Giving. Except for the last paragraph I suppose. He doesn’t see the need.

P - pace (rough, fast, slow?)

He’s fast and hard. He doesn’t have time to be slow and passionate. It’s not in his best interest honestly.

Q - quickies (opinion on them)

If Ethan’s hard and you’re around & horny, it’s usually what he expects. If not, he settles for his hand or the pocket pussy you bought for him on Valentine’s day.

R - risks (willing to make/try)

Ethan’s definitely willing to get caught in public of even by the police, it pumps his blood like a boner on shrooms. Or so, that’s at least what he says.

S - stamina (how many rounds)

He’s usually out by the first, but if he feels like he’s got more in him (aka more in you) then he’ll go for at least two more rounds... but he will make you ride him and watch as you bounce on him with nearly nothing left in you besides him.

T - toys (own any/use them on u)

Once in a while, Ethan will do something he thinks is extreme and tie your hands & feet up to the posts (with help of an extra long rope) and punish your clit with the toys you’ve bought for yourself over the months. It gives him the ultimate high seeing you helpless and and even greater high wishing it was him.

U - unfair (do they like to tease)

Yes. Yes he does. The phrase, “Oh come on now, do you really think a stupid slut like you deserves my cock...” has come out of his mouth, and the same way you get even more wet every time... it’s no wonder why you’re his favorite cunt.

V - volume (how loud they are)

He’s loud and proud. He will scream, screech, cry even. You were meant for him and your perfect little holes.

W - wild card (blurb)

As you arched your back slightly against the back of the door, you felt Ethans large hands travel up to slide the hooks undone of your bra.

It sat there awkwardly for a moment, before he broke free of the kiss and lifted your shirt above your head to reveal your perfect tits.

A low groan came from within him, and you looked down slightly to watch as he grew bigger in his jeans.

“So pretty for me,” he breathed out before quickly lifting you up against the door with your legs wrapped around his waist.

His kisses grew more needy, and sloppier too since the ones on your neck were breathy and quick with desire.

So Ethan moved you from the door to the hotel bed that was perfectly made and about to be ruined.

Full with force, Ethan had you pressed firmly against the tough mattress with longer kisses that trailed from your neck to your nipples as he gently took a handful of the left and a mouthful of the right.

“Mm, wanna fuck your little holes mm.” Ethans muffled voice shot to your core, and you watched as he unbuttoned your jean shorts, only to stop before zipping them completely.

“What? You have something to say princess?” he hummed, slightly tilting his head like a curious little puppy.

You took a moment to take a quick breath, and the words were leaving your mouth before being able to comprehend what you had told him.

“Yeah, wanna top you.” you spoke, and by the look on his face, he just laughed and tugged at your shorts.

“Stupid slut like you, you don’t even know how,”

You were sitting up now, only in your underwear, and a stern look on your face that made him just look at you blankly.

“You’re serious?”

You hummed in response, and he sat on his knees while he picked his nails.

“Fine. Get over here then and show Daddy how it’s done. Let’s see if you can do it.”

Your blood started to pump quickly and to all the wrong places as you heard the words come from his mouth with a smirk.

And with that, you reached up to cup his cheeks and whispered “On your knees, please.” as Ethans eyebrows dropped and the smirk was quickly wiped away.

You watched him gulp hard and his adam’s apple bob while the smile formed on your face.

This is gonna be fun.

X - x-ray (what’s under the clothes)

Ethan is big. And sometimes it’s honestly annoying how much cock he has on him even though he doesn’t deserve it. But he puts it to good work at least so.

Y - yearning (sex drive)

It’s through the roof and nearly touches the heavens gate. And he gets SO god-damn needy for you, for your pussy. It’s like he’s a child who needs a nap.

Z - zzz (how fast do they fall asleep after)

Usually Ethan surprisingly likes to cuddle up and run his fingers through your hair until you either get up or he gets another boner thinking about how your tits were in his face. He falls asleep faster if you run your fingers through his.

[greekbros]

"greek-Bros: The Return of an Old Enemy"

Chapter 6: The Matters of Merriment 2: Electric Boogaloo on Ice with Avengence and this time it's personal

After two uneventful days in the main village on Delphi, the Delphians started to become restless for nightly events. An unfortunate thing about Delphians was their habitual nature to plan than participate in the festivities; day time was usually a day of relaxation, contemplating on one's self, and occasionally a daytime festival... however most of their main events happen during the late evening until the sun rises. No matter the intensity of these nighttime escapes, it was always a constant event for Delphians. Now that the Dionysia was cancelled for a week, with no nighttime events allowed until the week is over, some folks began to become restless. Some citizens would walk around at night past curfew, curious to catch a glimpse of what could possibly be ruining the week for them, some resorted to the reasonable indoor house party, and some would "work" the night away doing crafts, making art or generally keeping themselves busy. Twas on the third day, where the complaints were being made.

On the third morning, Dionysus was busy in his vineyard, collecting some of the grapes he's been waiting for to make some wine with as usual. Three members of the "Party Republic" of Delphi where walking up to the vineyard, hoping to have an audience with Dionysus. He could see them walking up the hill, knowing very well what they were going to ask of him. He groaned but his equally discontent feelings of waiting for the week to be over, but he had to do what he had to do.

"Hey dudes, how's it going?" he casually greeted. He placed his grape basket down, "so ugh, what brings up here, I have some wine I was planning on opening up.", He was hoping that he would avoid the situation with wine, but he had a feeling that it wouldn't work this time around.

One of the "Party Republic" members, a satyr, stepped forward as if he was going say something eloquently important, "My great devine dude, no offense....buuuuut this waiting....ugh....kinda sucks.", he bluntly stated. "Can we just....I don't know....have night parties again?.....the rest of the guys and I are kinda bored.....I know it's not hot out but we kinda just want to let out some vibes at night", he continued. The satyrs on Delphi usually are more active and motivated at night, with a lack of motivation and lack of willingness to sleep at night, they've burned through all the day time activity they could think of.

Another member, a nymph, spoke out next. "Look, not to question this "animal" problem, buuuut me and girls haven't seen shit. We chill everywhere and we have no idea why you're stressing Dionysus, plus...well...let's be real, day time sex isn't AS fun as when you do it at night...it just hits differently youkno?" gesturing with her hands and hips with the utmost sass.

The third representative, a human farmer, felt a little unhappy at the satyr and nymph. He felt their reasons to continue nighttime events weren't as important as his reason. "Alec....Catia...It's not just about fun and fornicating. Some of us work to make your funtime frolic even happen. My Lord, some of the farmers are doing fine and losing a sheep or two isn't really a problem, you see with no body taking our stuff in bulk....and let's be real here the trade ships stopped coming to Delphi a week before Dionysia...we just don't want to waste anything.", he pleaded. Being the representative of mortals and workers on Delphi, he reasoned the abundance of food on the island wouldn't go to waste if the Dionysia wasn't canceled for the week. The farmers have already given food items to the needy of Delphi, and the trade boats that always arrive twice a week have stopped due to the recent attacks, in fear of having whatever has been attacking Grecians stowaway on the boats.

Dionysus felt his mood go from confident with his plan of reassuring them that they didn't need to complain...to feeling the pressure of wanting to at least help the residence in some way, after all, it was his job to make sure there is harmony in his brand of chaos.

"Well......there....could be...some...thing we can do....." He lied, he had no idea what to do. He knows that if Ariadne found out he broke his promise about letting people roam around at night for the week, he would definitely be in the cat house it. Yet, he had a very splendid idea....he still wanted that joust. "Hmmm.....how about this......we hold....a fake Olympic competition?" He perposed.

The representatives all looked at each other in confusion. How was a false Olympic games going to help bring back nightly parties they all wondered.

"Think about it, most of Delphi's best and boldest compete in this pretend version of the Olympic games. No flairs, no frills, just simple messing around and play fighting! Plenty of food will be provided, and everyone gets to participate. Pluuus......" He gestures for the representatives to get closer. The three lean in closer to hear. "....we...can have a joust. Between yours truly....and the god of war himself....all this....just before curfew too. So...by the time everyone goes home... you'll be too tired to want to do anything afterwards." He purposed.

Although the "Party Republic" wasn't too satisfied with the idea but in a way it may suffice, it would solve the issue of boredom on Delphi and the food surplus. Athletes do need the nutrition, and some excitement would make use of everyone's surplus of time as well. The three representatives huddle together, talking amongst themselves about the idea. After what was a few seconds, the three had come to a decision. "Yeah, we're cool with it my dude.", Alec said with a thumbs up. The other two nodded their heads in agreement.

Dionysus was relieved for the moment until he realized he needed his wife's approval. He completely forgot about Ariadne's say in the matter. "Ugh yes awesome! Now one quick second.", he turned around and ran off to the winery shead in front of the vineyard where Ariadne was also making wine peacefully....until she had been given the news that there was going to be mock-Olympic games in their own backyard and all after the promise to make sure no one would get hurt by ANY thing.

The representatives stood there waiting for Dionysus to comeback, hoping the sounds of the married couple loudly arguing about the situation would still mean they could still go on with the plans. After several minutes, Dionysus comes back with a content smile, soaked in crushed grape pulp and wearing the bucket said grape pulps had came from. "Good news! We can have the fake Olympic games as long as we fallow curfew..... Bad news is, I will be sleeping with the leopards until the end of Dionysia....is if anyone needs me in the next few days, I shall be hanging out with Conny and the other kitties at the south veranda....also please....tell NO ONE of this....." he pointed at the bucket. Dionysus and Ariadne came to an agreement but only through the fact if anything happened, Dionysus would be entirely responsible for the situation.

The next day, the preparations for the "Dionysian Games" had started bright and early. The obstacle course was being set up, the track was being laid and the 'games' themselves were being constructed. A small committee of Delphi's finest had formulated several half-baked versions of the original Olympic games. The only new event was the one event everyone woke up early for, The Divine Joust. An epic challenge between Dionysus and Ares. Of whom which....still needed to be invited.and informed about this.

In the distance, just in a small thicket of forest, a young curious pup, watches with wonder as to what could the strange, mostly hairless and ugly wolf-folk be doing. Putting up wooden posts, wrapping things in colorful cloths on top of things, just running around doing tasks the pup found terribly pointless. The little pup has been having the time of its life since it had left home. Things were about to get more exciting now something new is happening.

End of Chpr6

[themadauthorshatter]

I said I'd make a post on this, and I want to start 2021 off on a positive note.

These are some headcanons I have if Cal had the two pets I talked about in my cat and dog posts, specifically the golden saint and sphynx cat.

For context, this is somewhat of an AU where Cal lives on his own and something of a pandemic happens. I will also be incorporating stuff like videos and other stuff just because:

After having a really bad nightmare, it was Julian and Anabel that gave Cal the idea to adopt an animal, preferably a dog because of how emotional they are. He turned down the idea because he was ruling Norta. After abdicating, and more nagging from his uncle and grandmother, he gave in and adopted a 3 month old golden saint, a sweet girl he named either Sweetie or Shiloh(he read the book as a child and the name stuck with him.) If I come up with a more creative name, I'll edit this, but for now, I'm referring to the dog as Sweetie.

Cal was surprised when he didn't see Sweetie drool a lot. THAT CHANGED WHEN HE STARTED TEACHING HER COMMANDS.

On nights Cal has nightmares, Sweetie will jump on the bed and nuzzle and kiss him until he wakes up. Works every time.

When he wakes up, he holds Sweetie close and pets her to help pull himself out of the literally nightmare he just experienced.

Sweetie thinks she's a lap dog. Cal has tried letting her know she is not, but apparently it's times like that that Sweetie is deaf because she still tries to curl up in his lap when he's reading a book or just sitting and relaxing.

He thinks it's because she was always around small dogs in the shelter and thinks she IS a small dog.

Whenever Cal eats or writes in his diary/journal or reads or anything, Sweetie will stare at him until he looks at her, ehich will make her tail start wagging.

This has led to them playing peek-a-boo, and it's awesome. Cal will hide and show his face and Sweetie will kiss him because she missed him.

There was an instance Cal fell asleep either reading a book or writing in his diary/journal. Sweetie carefully pulled the book/journal and pencil onto the bedside table, pulled the blanket over Cal's arms, and turned out the lights before joining him.

There are days where Cal is building something, and he still laughs at how the first day went: naturally, the garage door was closed, but so was the door to where he lived(house/apartment, idk you pick). While he worked, Sweetie scratched and knocked on the door. Cal would tell her to lay down and that he'd be back soon, and she'd scratch and knock on the door again. After an hour of whimpering, scratching, and knocking, Cal gave in and let her into the garage after picking up anything that could hurt her. You can only imagine the prance as she carried a toy into the garage with her.

On days Cal has to leave, Sweetie will try to come with him. Cal will gently tell her to sit and wait for him, and she will, until the door's open enough to get her muzzle in. It's usually on slightly off days, and Sweetie is smart enough to know what makes Cal laugh when he's about to snap.

Cal learned the hard way to never play dead with a golden saint after Sweetie turned 1. He wasn't hurt, but she ingored him for almost two hours.

The only times Sweetie ignores Cal are when he gives her some flea and tick repellent, hide her toys, and if he was stupid enough to play dead.

On one such occasion that he played dead, he texted Mare that Sweetie was ignoring him because he both gave her flea repellent and played dead, and has been ignoring him for fifteen minutes at the time of him texting Mare.

This was a video he showed Mare as proof:

(For visualization purposes, Cal is using his phone as a camera and is on one end of the couch while Sweetie is on the other end staring out the window. He is borh kind of laughing, but also close to tears because it's not a woman's scorn that people should worry about; Hell hath no fury like a DOG'S scorn.)

"... It's been a hour, and she's still ignoring me. I gave her some flea medicine, AND A TREAT."

Sweetie's ears perk up, but just for a second before going back down.

"I GAVE YOU A TREAT AND SAID I'M SORRY!😂😂"

More ignoring from Sweetie.

"Yeah, she's... she's not happy with me. At all."

TIME JUMP!

"An hour and twenty minutes. She still won't even look at me. I-"

On the contrary, Sweetie turns her head to him.

"Wha... 😃AYYYYY!"

But then she looks away again.

"Damn it😂😂😅! Come on, I was happy!! Sweetie, I'm sorry!!"

TIME JUMP: PART 2

(Cal now has his camera flipped with a subtitle thign reading, 'It's been two hours now, and she's still mad at me. To show you I am not kidding, I'm going to try petting her and she's going to give me 'WTF are you doing?' eyes.'

Never breaking eye contact with Sweetie, Cal gives her some back scratches.

Like he said in the subtitle, Sweetie looks up at him and stares at him, almost saying, "WTF are you doing?" She doesn't growl at him or wag her tail, but the two stare at each other.

"Are you still mad at me?"

Sweetie gets up and walks away to get some water, and because, yes, she's still mad.

TIME JUMP: PART 3

The camera's facing Cal again with a subtitle that reads, 'THREE. HOURS. I can't tell if she's trying to get me back or if she wants to play.'

Sweetie is behind him and slowly creeping up on him as her tail starts wagging a little bit.

'She has NO IDEA that I can see her behind me right now.'

You know that look of when you feel bad, but you keep laughing because it's KIND OF funny? Cal has that look on his face as Sweetie keeps sneaking closer.

'She'll go back to ignoring me, if I look behind me, but I think she's past that. Just in case, I'll pretend I don't see her.'

Cue Sweetie pouncing and Cal laughing as he falls back, the phone/camera falling with him. We don't see much, but we do see Sweetie's tail wagging.

Not a time jump, but a cut to Cal smiling at the camera as Sweetie lays on his chest sleeping. He points the camera back at himself and gives a thumbs up.

'She forgives me😊'

I know you're wondering, 'Okay, Sweetie's cool and is an awesome girl, but where's the cat!?' To which I say, RIGHT HERE!!

Cal was planning on getting another dog, a friend for Sweetie in case he had to leave home, but at the shelter he noticed a cat that no one wanted: a hairless sphynx that was all wrinkly from being on the defense and only having one black paw. On the ride home after adopting this cat, it curled up into his lap and then climbed onto his shoulders.

It meowed at him when he asked, "What happened to your socks? Did you find a sock or lose the other three?"

Cal was sneaky as hell when he got back because he didn't want Sweetie figuring out and getting territorial.

She figured out anyway. This is the video he took when she did:

(Over the sound of Sweetie scratching on the bathroom door) "You can't come in, Sweeite. Go lay down."

(More scratching and even a sniff under the door.)

"Sweetie, we're okay. Don't worry."

(The cat, which Cal named Fink, meows and paws at him for pets; Cal's warm and Fink's cold. The sound makes Sweetie whimper and scratch at the door harder.)

Cut to outside the bathroom, where Sweetie is constantly between sniffing Cal's hands, shirt, and face from petting Fink and from Fink just being all over him because of how warm he is and smelling and scratching the door, her tail wagging the entire time.

"You smell your brother, Sweetie, huh? You smell him?"

He bursts into laughter when a black paw reaches out under the door and Sweeite freezes before flopping onto her back.

It took a little while for the two to get along, and there were no major fights, as in Sweetie didn't get territorial and snap.

On one occasion Sweetie growled and Fink would swat her on the muzzle as he hissed at her. Sweetie stayed by Cal's side that evening as he tried not to laugh.

Cal came home once to a few surprises: 1. Fink and Sweetie sharing her bed, but not looking at each other. 2. Fink PETTING Sweetie and grooming her before running away. 3. Fink and Sweetie playing tug of war(which made Cal's day because Dink would occasionally stand up on his back legs and it looked hilarious). 4. The two sleeping together, Fink on Sweetie's back.

Note here, this happens if there was a pandemic like the one we're dealing with right now, so it's a good thing Fink and Sweetie are best friends now.

During lockdown, Cal has more nightmares and more 'episodes' during the day. On days, Sweetie isn't helping as much, as in just petting her and her being there isn't enough, Fink will climb onto Cal's shoulders and try grooming his hair. On nights, Fink lies on Cal's chest and watches him sleep. When he starts getting restless, Fink curls under his chin to try to help him. If all else fails, Fink will sneak off the bed and knock over a soap bottle or box of tissues to wake up Sweetie, who barks and wakes up Cal.

Fink hates thunderstorms. They make him pant and have anxiety. It's night like that where he hides under the sheets next to Cal; Sweetie's better at waking Cal if has nightmares during storms anyway.

Mare, Kilorn, Farley, and a few others have Face Time workouts, and all if them have noticed Cal isn't as muscular as he used to be.

They get their answer when they all start working out:

While stretching, Sweetie watches Cal, staring at him. He can't help but smile when she wags her tail

"Can I help you?"

Sweetie creeps up to him and rolls onto her back for belly rubs, which Cal gives her before going back to stretching.

During ine of these stretches, Fink hops onto Cal's back and scares the daylights out of Kilorn.

"What the hell is that!?"

"What?" Cal looks over his shoulder to see Fink. "Oh, yeah, I have a cat AND a dog😁."

Mare and Farley laugh as Kilorn retorts, "That is not a cat! What is it?"

"A cat, and his name is Fink!" At this point, Cal's laughing, too.

"That is the ugliest cat I've ever seen."

"(More laughter) No he's not!😂"

After a few minutes, and finishing stretches, the workout begins with some pushups.

Sweetie keeps trying to sneak in some kisses and Fink's back on Cal's back, but is getting confused because usually he tried hoppong while Cal wasn't moving and only watched him while standing in his back legs.

Needless to say, Cal has to stop to get Fink off his back and Sweetie to lay down somewhere.

Throughout the entire workoit, the pets try to "help" and only end up making everyone laugh.

No wonder Cal hasn't been doing a lot of workouts, he has two animals that just keep wanting to give them love.

Sweetie does help with arm exercises, as in she's the weight Cal uses, and Fink keeps trying to stand and join in.

Workout session ends with everyone laughing, Kilorn reiterating that Fink is ugly and not a cat, and Cal crying from laughing so hard as he repeats that Fink is not ugly.

Fink and Cal have conversations from across the room and house. If Cal is on the couch, Fink will meow from the bedroom for Cal to carry him to the couch.

Cal has SOME sweets every now and then, some because of how he was raised and because Sweetie and Fink kept waiting for him to frop a piece.

Fink is not good with stairs. While teaching him, Cal has had to repeatedly tell Sweetie not to help Fink. She did anyway, and Cal eventually had to keep her in his room when teaching Fink to walk up stairs.

Because he has no hair, Fink has to wear sweaters and coats inside. First day in a sweater, Fink laid on the ground and gave up on life. Cal had to pick him up to help him stand before Fink got ised to the feeling.

Sweetie tried playing, but Fink was not interested.

He was pissed at Cal for the rest of the week, hissing and hiding whenever Cal got too close.

Cal was very upset.

Fink did eventually stop being mad, it just took a while.

AND THAT IS THE POST!!!! I had fun with this fluffy post, and just imagining Cal happy.

I hope you guys enjoyed this, stay safe, and HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

[sebastianshaw]

So, my Shaw has a fantastic OC daughter named Isis with @gods-own-xman and sends my perfect headcanons about her, and I’ve been collecting them! Here they are: - You’ve probably already seen this in her posts, but Isis has a hairless cat named Emma Puss. Isis named her, don’t blame Shaw. She wanted a kitten and Daddy actually delivered BUT she freaked out when she saw her because Isis had a fluffy white cat like a Persian in mind and she thought the tiny Sphinx was a sick diseased kitty instead. But when Shaw implied he’d just have her destroyed then, Isis decided very quickly she loves Emma as she is! I headcanon he got her from the same breeder that he did THESE TWO. He got hairless because he claims he’s allergic but actually just doesn’t want cat hair on his fancy furniture. Emma Puss has imprinted on him and follows him around trying to win him over, no matter how he attempts to get away from her. Isis dresses her in ADORABLE sweaters! - Shaw and Isis play 'spa day' which is really just them in their robes eating bon bons and juice out of a wine glass while she like combs his hair, or lotions his hand. So now whenever he's hungover he's like "Isis, Daddy doesn't want to play doctor. Would you rather play spa?" lmao - Isis got a teddy for him to sleep with since he wanted rest for Christmas (he does not sleep with it) - She sounds EXACTLY like a little Sebastian when she's grumpy - Ever since Ororo had Isis, Shaw’s been the one struggling with a dad bod because Isis is a bad influence on him when it comes to sweets and she asks to have sweets at Shaw's because she knows Ororo won't let her have any - A lot of Shaw’s “antique” furniture is actually not antique, but new things built in an pre-1900s style. Not because he can’t afford the real thing but because Shaw is HUGE and that was far less common in previous era. He’s tall and buff even by today’s standards, but back then he’d be a veritable Goliath. The stuff made then won’t fit him comfortably, it might even break. So a lot of it is reproductions built on a scale to accommodate him. Which means that Isis, being a little girl, just looks like a TINY DOLL on this stuff. -  The help knows Isis better than Shaw. Like they know to cut the crust off of her sandwiches, and that she prefers apple slices over orange wedges  Shaw caught Isis speaking to a maid once, and Shaw asked why she was speaking to herself.  Because why would he talk to ‘the help’? Shaw honestly couldn’t describe their voices if he had to. - Isis finds that ODDLY some of her Valentines chocolates are missing from the box. Shaw absolutely gaslights her about it, insisting she counted wrong. SHE DAMN WELL KNOWS HOW TO COUNT, SEBASTIAN! Even more curiously, coconut is always left in there. Isis considers planting a turd from Emma Puss’s litterbox, but is unable to because (1) she doesn’t want to touch it and (2) she doesn’t know where the litter box is because the help cleans it, not her

- When she gets older , Isis says she's a Reagan republican, but secretly is very progressive. Like she votes blue in the booth and publicly donates like 100 grand to the RNC but anonymously donates 500 grand to like Justice Democrats and the ACLU -  Shaw gives Isis one-person size cakes when it's her birthday, but he still finds a way to make her share with him. Ororo is like "Sebastian, there should be enough cake for everyone." and Shaw is like "Why? it's HER birthday."

[my-miraculous-headcanons]

Kim Possible AU

In which Marinette is in gymnastics, is childhood friends with Adrien, and somehow became an agent-for-hire when someone accidentally dialed her number to call for help instead of actual, professionally trained agents. That’s right, they called a preteen for help, didn’t have the time to call anyone else, and rolled with it.

Also Adrien is a total goofball with a hairless cat. He still has both his parents, who start out overprotective but gradually loosen the reigns when it becomes clear that his friend will keep him safe.

(The reason I put gymnastics and not cheerleading is because I’m pretty sure that’s an exclusively American thing? Besides, gymnastics kind of makes more sense, skillset-wise.)

Origins

     • Marinette took gymnastics since she was seven, mainly because her clumsiness had been turning into a bit of a problem. (Parents start to get worried when their child’s having genuine physical difficulty in not hurting themselves. They thought gymnastics would help her learn balance, and also allow her to burn off some of her natural childlike energy.) By the age of eleven, Marinette is the best in her class, and is thinking about entering competitions.

     • Adrien is Marinette’s childhood best friend. Along with gymnastics, Marinette also started taking ballet, which is where the two met. Adrien was taking ballet because both his parents had taken it, and also because he thought it would be fun. Since he’d been taking it longer than Marinette, he helped her out in class, and the two have been inseparable ever since.

     • Adrien helped Marinette build a website to help get her name out there when they were eleven. They took videos of her doing a couple moves, and added a contact number. Unfortunately, (or, rather fortunately, actually,) Marinette’s number is very similar to a number for a group of agents who do pretty dangerous, life-saving jobs. 

     • Marinette’s first call is from a man requesting for help at a rather big bank in Paris, not far from her house. Being eleven, she doesn’t really understand that this is probably something she should inform the police, rather than handle herself. So, she and Adrien (who she sneaks out of his house) rush over, and save the day themselves.

     • Adrien had videotaped the impressive gymnastics Marinette had pulled off in order to safely get through the security lasers and shut them off. After that video was posted, she started getting calls on a much more regular basis, all from people in need of help. It wasn’t the sort of attention she was looking for when making the website, but she can’t deny she doesn’t love her new job.

The Present

     • By the ages of 16, Marinette and Adrien have travelled all over the world, gaining favors from a bunch of grateful individuals, and are pretty dang famous. They aren’t necessarily given special privileges at school, but if things are urgent, then they’re allowed to leave and makeup missing work online. 

     • Adrien is still a model, still plays piano, still takes Chinese, and still does a lot of different sports. On his own, he’s actually pretty famous. However, in this world, it’s pretty much impossible for him to display the ‘perfect, gentlemanly son’ persona when most of the world has seen videos of him screaming at the top of his lungs, running around in his underwear because somehow his pants got pulled off again. Yeah, he’s a straight A student with the classic, rich people training, but he’s still an utter dork and everyone knows it.

     • Marinette, while still taking gymnastics, has lost interest in making it a life career when she already sort of does it already. She’s picked up other interests, one of them being fashion design when Adrien had introduced her to what goes on behind the scenes in his workplace. She’s good at designing stylish, yet very practical outfits, and made uniforms for herself and Adrien for their ‘side jobs’ as agents-for-hire. 

     • While Adrien isn’t necessarily incompetent, he’s more of the ‘do first, think later’ type of guy when it comes to their dynamic, which often leaves Marinette to do the planning and problem-solving. At this point, it’s kind of abundantly obvious that, while Adrien is academically more profound, Marinette is vastly more analytical, and probably has a ridiculously high IQ if they ever bothered to check. 

     • There isn’t a main villain. Papillion doesn’t exist because Gabriel is completely aware of what his son is doing, still has his darling wife, and has literally no reason to waste his money on illegal activities. He’s a big name in the fashion world, it’s not like he’s looking for world domination or something stupid like that.

     • (I’m sure you’re wondering why the fuck Gabriel Agreste would let his only son go off on dangerous adventures like that on a daily. Well, he didn’t at first, but over time Marinette proved to be a more effective bodyguard than Adrien’s actual bodyguard, so he became more chill. Also, Adrien’s the face of his company, and with all the brave and daring things he’s done alongside Marinette, his popularity ratings are through the roof. Son has fun, is well-taken care of, still performs exceptionally in all his extracurriculars, and does well by the family business? It’s a win-win on all sides.)

     • I would make Lila Shego, except Shego is an actually likeable villain who’s genuinely smart, badass, and fun to watch. So, idk who Shego is, definitely not any of the catty girl rivals Marinette has to put up with, but you can’t have a Kim Possible AU without Shego, so she’s definitely in there. 

     • Max is probably Wade. Honestly makes the most sense, but here’s a suggestion: Max and Kim are the ones who contact Marinette when she has a mission. Max is great with numbers, technology, etc, but Kim’s expertise in completely random shit like sports, terrain, and necessary gear needed for specific situations makes him a valuable asset to the team.

     • We all know who Chloé is going to be, I don’t even need to say it but I will anyways. Say hello to our Bonnie, everyone. She was probably in that ballet class with Marinette and Adrien too, years ago. 

     • While Tom Dupain is still a baker, in this AU Sabine Cheng went on to pursue her dream as a literal rocket scientist, and succeeded. So, Sabine is basically Dr. James Timothy Possible. 

     • Adrien has a hairless cat named Plagg. His father is allergic to fur, and Adrien’s allergic to feathers, so he was sort of limited to pets like fish or lizards, neither of which he really wanted. He found Plagg outside gorging himself on camembert by a dumpster. Having been previously a street cat, Plagg’s growth was stunted, so he stayed pretty small.

     • Luka is obviously Josh Mankey. Marinette and Luka date for a while, but eventually break up on mutual terms due to him not being able to handle some of the dangerous things that pop up in her life often. While he doesn’t panic when things go south, he’s not really physically equipped to protect himself... He’s a musician, not a fighter.

     • Listen, y’all can fight me, Marinette’s longest relationship before finally getting together with Adrien is going to be with Kagami. Kagami handles the dangerous things that go on in Marinette’s life perfectly well, and they date for several months. Eventually, they do break up, but still remain good friends. (This is the period in which Adrien realises he’s jealous of Kagami, and has feelings for Marinette.)

Get Together

     • For those of you who haven’t watched Kim Possible, (and honestly what the hell are you even doing with your life if you haven’t,) Kim and Ron get together at a school dance (prom, but I don’t think prom exists in France,) and share a slow dance with each other. Uhhh so basically think Despair Bear, except Adrien and Marinette are wearing fancy clothes, just got together, and share a kiss in the end.

     • Marinette had recently broken up with Kagami before the dance, and is a little upset over not having a date when she already made herself a dress. Adrien is dealing with his realisation that he likes Marinette romantically, but keeps quiet about it and gives her a shoulder to cry on because she’s hurt, and he’s not going to take advantage of that. He suggests they go to the dance together as friends.

     • Kagami is there, and Adrien confronts her as to why she had broken up with the most amazing girl in Paris. She tells him that she came to the conclusion that, though she loved Marinette with all her heart, Marinette clearly had someone else as her #1. Kagami was sick of having to compete for that position when the other person didn’t even need to try. Adrien is left baffled by this.

     • Marinette overhears this as she’s walking over to ask Adrien for a dance. Kagami looked past Adrien’s shoulder, directly into Marinette’s eyes, and smiled knowingly. Then she walked away, sipping at her drink. 

     • Adrien turns around, pretty green eyes latching onto hers, and Marinette immediately understands what Kagami had meant. A slow song comes on, and she asks him to dance. Things fall in place from there.

     • (Of course, after they’ve kissed and become a couple, some dumb villain is going to inevitably crash the party and try to kill Marinette, as usual, but they deal with it like they always do.)

Alright that’s the end! This was an almost completed draft of mine I had, and since I’ve been lacking on content recently, I thought I’d quickly polish this up a bit and post it. I also have some other completed things I could polish up on, but eh, don’t feel like it right now. Enjoy!

(And maybe tell me how you’d imagine your favourite KP episode would go with Marinette and Adrien as the protagonists instead!)

[1ddiscourseoftheday]

Wed 24 July

How is everyone, didya survive the anniversary? Good memes yesterday and we got lovely tweets from Niall, Liam and Louis as well as many others close to the boys, and of course the millions of others who kept the anniversary trending worldwide for like 36 hours. Niall also tweeted that he spent the day in the studio mixing for the new album, Louis was seen at a league footie match in London, and Zayn quite rightly refused to be left out of the reminiscing and posted a wild haired selfie.

Alas, there was also some truly terrible nonsense in the press bringing the mood down, but no worries, Louis has swooped in to save the day! "What a load of bullshit," he tweeted, along with a screen shot of the Mirror headline claiming that 'drugs, meltdowns and gay sex rumors' led to 'hatred and rivalry' that ended the band. "Typical unprovoked venom," he says, "nothing could be further from the truth." He went on to say, how ridiculous, the drugs meltdowns and gay sex were what brought us closer together and really made us magic oh whoops nope we haven't actually got that tell all yet But Louis using such, ummm, familiar and exact phrasing is the real standout in this tweet. Difficult, impossible really, to imagine Louis of all people being oblivious to the impact of that particular phrase on the fandom, and the use of it to refute a headline (that he can't stand) specifically calling out gay sex rumors is poetic. He's been hitting us hard with the throwbacks this year and it's a lot! That was his big move for the day for sure but he tweeted a bunch of other stuff too: he says one of the songs we've heard a clip of won't be on the album, but that Always You will be because people tweet about it so much which is an interesting reason that gives me all kinds of ideas but anything I can think of already is in fact being tweeted endlessly at him so I won't worry about it, and he says that it's too fucking hot outside and that milkshakes are awesome, our man isn't afraid to embrace mainstream opinions when they're so clearly correct ones. Meanwhile the voted Celeb Mix awards results are in, and Louis and his louies won handily for Star of the Summer and Best Fandom, heck yeah! What do we win?

The keyboard player of Niall's band got married and Niall posted from the wedding, an extravagant and very fun looking affair and there are lots of pics of Niall and his whole band looking stylish and happy, lovely. He also reminds us that Wild Youth are playing at a castle for the opening of the ISPS Handa invitational (the golf tournament Niall is involved in putting on) Aug 13 and tickets are available now

Liam is doing a Hugo event at a mall in Florida of all places this Saturday (27 July) and there's a contest to win the opportunity to go for a meet and greet so if getting to a random mall a little North of Miami a few days from now is practical for you, this is your moment I guess

Zayn is selling his NYC penthouse (only ten million dollars!) which is being hailed as proof that his relationship with Gigi is truly over (because he had allegedly bought it originally because it was close to her NY apartment.) I'll miss him graciously allowing the paps to see him exiting the building and getting into a car (and not a single thing more) every once in a while, RIP those familiar doors; how will he promo his music now, he'll have to like do appearances or something! His London and LA homes are also for sale- he probably has new digs but I like imagining him saying enough, I'm getting rid of all of these and just living off the land! and sequestering himself at his (no doubt ridiculously fancy) Pennsylvania farm with the horses and little dogs and hairless cats and who knows who else that he's got out there.

Oh yeah and people are angry at Harry for not tweeting which has to be a full time job since he doesn't tweet approximately 99.9999999999% percent of the time but people love an excuse to act shocked and dismayed I guess. Might as well get mad at the sun for shining but of course people do that too