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keferon · 24 days ago

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Don’t mind me I just like to see him go bananas about cartoonish Autobot rules

Maaan…..if Prowl was in tfp he would spontaneously combust at least once a day

#maccadam #transformers #prowl #tf prowl #there is no Prowl in Tfp so Optimus can pull all kinds of heroic cartoonish bullshit #and only Ratchet actually calls him out on it #but Ratchet also kinda has soft spot for Optimus #Op does sad eyes and Ratchet is like okay okay sorry I understand #Prowl would see the whole situation and lose his marbles immediately ahahahah #lol hey hey you. two people who read tags. imagine little au realquick #Autobots find the escape pod with Smokescreen right #but there’s two bots instead of one #back on the base humans look at the new guys and like #Smokey is fun and energetic and eager for heroism and adventure #and then there’s Prowl. The final boss. The ultimate MOM.#He makes one step into base and immediately starts scolding Optimus and everyone except for Ratchet #agent Fowler listens to him talking and decides that Prowl is his favorite autobot #damn. Prowl would SO not approve keeping humans around. Kids would hate him #but also he would be completely right. Because by keeping humans that close Autobots basically show that the humans can be used as leverage #against them you know.#He would immediately suggest getting rid of kids and hiring actual competent adults instead. So all hacking can be done by professionals #and all infiltrating can be done by people who are at least old enough to drink you know #yea kids would haaaate him so much #he would also build make all kinds of little annoying gadgets bc I have read Covenant of Primus and tfp Prowl is smart like that #he would be going around sticking trackers on every enemy he fights #and then triangulating Cons positions by the coordinates where their signals stop tracking #bc Nemesis blocks them #He would also keep sending Smokey to ghost through walls and steal all kinds of valuable shit from Megsy #they would be such a menace together #man this is getting kinda long I should probably stop

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kavehayati · 9 months ago

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Just saw the most majestic kaveh cosplay and I looked into the comments and saw the foulest comment I’ve ever seen and it barely made sense cause of typos I click the ops profile AND OP IS SIXTEEN 😧

#THE COMMENTER SAID THAT ABOUT A SIXTEEN YR OKD WAT THE HECK #dora daily #but genuinely tho that kaveh looked like he came from the heavens #like Allah blessed him like he blessed prophet Youssef #I kid you not like guys listen #that kaveh was the prettiest human being I’ve had the liberty of witnessing 😔#actually backtracking onto prophet Youssef I often was intrigued by him cause how did those ladies get so distracted by a man they cut #their hands accidentally cause they were so distracted #because I can’t really tell physical attractiveness so I’m often very perplexed by this concept of someone being so attractive they’re like #causing you to start tweaking #I only know the standards of conventional attractiveness in a very cohesive logical analysing manner 😭#and therefore I get nervous when I’m next to conventionally attractive people cause it feels like they have status ?? IDK LOL #but the only time I’d really say someone is beautiful is if I also know their personality too like oh you’re “aesthetically pleasing” kinda #but look at that your personality is gorgeous that makes you so handsome / pretty #it makes me confused why so many men pick women they can’t stand just cause they’re pretty cause #like #wdym you picked he cause she’s pretty what else is her prettiness gonna really make you happy for life what if she’s annoying what if your #personalities don’t vibe what is her prettiness gonna do for you then #personally if there was a pretty guy but his personality is ugly I would literally see him as an ugly person #it’s just interesting seeing how others perceive things truthfully #ANYWAYS #I got distracted hi again back on topic #I wish I can look as majestic as that cosplayer cosplaying kaveh #and I rlly wanna see what prophet Youssef looks like just for experimental purposes like #what does society deem attractive that sort of thing

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royaltea000 · 5 months ago

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watching yet another person fall from an unimaginably tall height

#this is kinda embarrassing #‘didn’t you draw a swk yesterday with the exact same color palette??’#yeah and I’m aboutta do it again #listen my color swatches are very unimaginative #sun wukong #journey to the west #jttw #lego monkie kid #lmk sun wukong #well kinda it’s sorta like my own fusion design on how I imagine the original and the lmk one mixed together #you ever notice that wukong designs overall hit the same beats #I like it I think the warm color palette suits him #tho I did originally wanna make him more peach toned #I still do this is just what we’re working with for now #digital art #my art #lmk fanart #jttw fanart #lmao if you think about jttw fanart has been around for a VERY long time #jttw is truly That Bitch #💅✨#listen man the guys like quadrillion times immortal I think it’d be alright for him to show off his snatched waist #he’s on his hot girl summer shit #also I think he’d kinda be a hoe about it #deserved honestly

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aerequets · 1 year ago

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trying to erase the trace of...

#GIVE ME TOUCH STARVED YEARNING BUT WITHOUT TOUCH #dia try to coherently explain your thoughts challenge go #Listen #theres something extra Oomph about characters being touch starved BUT FROM A DISTANCE okay #i read a fic called 'with kid gloves' where yor forgot her gloves and loid HAD IT IN HIS POCKET and he TWINED HIS FINGERS THROUGH #AND HE FELT THE WARMTH FROM THE GLOVES AND THE ROUNDEDNESS IN THE FINGERS THAT HER HANDS LEFT #AND HE CARESSED IT WITH HIS HANDS #OKAY #TODAY I READ A WEBTOON WHERE THE GUY WAS SAT AT A DISTANCE AND THE GIRL WAS SLEEPING AND HE LIFTED HIS HAND #AND HE DIDNT TOUCH HER BUT TRACED THE OUTLINE OF HER CHEEK IN THE AIR #OK #DO YOU GET IT #LIKE KAZ BREKKER AND INEJ OK #( me always going back to soc and kanej)#HE THOUGHT OF RUBBING HIS THUMB OVER THE PLAITS OF HER BRAID AND WONDERED WHAT IT WOULD FEEL LIKE #GIVE ME THINGS LIKE THESE TOUCHLESS YEARNING TOUCH-STARVED FROM A DISTANCE #spy x family #twiyor #loid forger #yor forger #my art #sxf #loidyor #loiyor

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kit-screams-into-the-future · 2 months ago

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yeehaw

transcript:

JENNIFER: Don't get me wrong, this dress is nice and all, but- JENNIFER: ...it'll be real hard running around and stuff in it, don't you think? JENNIFER: Especially with. Whatever this is. (ass cage??) MARTY: I, uh... MARTY: Yeah, huh. MARTY: How- JENNIFER: (noticing the pants Marty's holding) Bingo. JENNIFER: Sorry, Marty, gonna hafta borrow this- MARTY: Wha- Hey!

everyone was making such good jennifer in 1885 posts so i nicked a couple for the gist of this one

#back to the future #bttf #bttf fanart #marty mcfly #jennifer parker #kit does an art #my thoughts on the 1885 jennifer attire situation #honestly i just wanted to draw jennifer in a suit i will be so fr #had the urge to for a while now and then the whole jennifer in 1885 stuff started going round so yknow you see an excuse you take it #listen she wears collared shirts and vests all the time she was born for the suit look #girls in suits.... peak gender #may make the big colored piece its own post bc it does get buried in comic #historical fashion guys i tried please look at this with one eye closed #marty's poncho is so fun to draw hehe #i made jen's necktie orange and her shirt kind of beige in order to contrast with marty's blue and grey #and also made her browns lighter than his except the shoes for as much contrast as you can get with ten million shades of brown #jennifer wears the dress to the festival bc yknow its a party you gotta get fancy and she's just planning to have a good time #so the need for wide range of movement isn't too high on priority here #and then Things Happen and she's like are you kidding me. the one time i wear this thing #ofc no full sprint worthy events happen but she'd be pretty miffed about it for a second #cowboy jennifer

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astraystayyh · 9 months ago

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kpop stans literally have no backbone LMAOOO when skz gets hate for collaborating with more and more zionists because as we can see they are VERY well welcomed by stays, dont come crying. what a useless fandom. literally we had one job and it’s to NOT platform a zionist and an israeli settler but nooooooo 💔💔💔 people are losing their jobs and students are being arrested for protesting against israel but 90% of stays cant even boycott ONE song.

it’s not a coincidence that zionists are infiltrating kpop i need u to PLEASE utilize ur critical thinking skills and realize that those zionist brands/artists/companies are looking for new audiences to gain since they’re being shunned away. this is only the beginning this isn’t a matter of supporting skz alone PLEASE

it could’ve been you born in palestine and it would’ve been your people and family and friends and loved ones that are genocied. and then you’d be the one asking people to not platform zionists and to shame them but oh well. good luck living life being this fucking spineless

#im literally seething this is so fucking crazy #bottom line so many stays are zionists and if not zionism apologists which is just as bad #do you guys even follow what israel is doing because i cant fathom reading just about ONE massacre that happened this past 7 months #or seeinf one mother crying for her child or a journalist weeping for his colleague or an old man crying for his wife #and supporting this collab like #please if u’ll listen to this if you’ll interact with its shit then block me gtfo #i dont like you at all and you are part of the problem #tags directed at those stays specifically #stray kids #skz

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jinikaris · 2 months ago

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FELIX · · ─ ON PUBLICTVDUMBASS: EP 9 ♡

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drdemonprince · 1 year ago

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people who are obsessed with passing are gonna be the death of our community i swear

#i understand how and why so many succumb to that temptation and of course i get it ive been there but its POISON #listening to a podcast where a trans guy says getting maamed on the phone bc hes nice means he “failed”#is soooo .... ugh #my dude that happens to so many cis gay men are you kidding me #are you really about to study how to be mean on the phone rather than just correct somebody #or just like not define your existence by fleeting interactions w strangers #if you define yourself only by passing at all times youre gonna turn into a sad hudsons guide esque husk of yourself #fuck passing 2024 i am so over it #it truly is a never ending chase for cis validation and its bad for us!!!!!

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banchiedoingart · 4 months ago

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there is no courage in flirting with fear

to prove you're alive

Reblog > likes!!!

#TOXIC RELATIONSHIP SAVE ME #SAVE ME TOXIC RELATIONSHIP #i see bill cipher i cant NOT make him a creature #anyways these two are so so so fucked up im obsessd with them #*oh sixer it would eat you alive* ARE YOU KIDDING????? YOU WANNA FUCK THAT GUY SO BAD ITS PATHETIC #i neeeeeeed them to fuck nasty and also rip each others hearts out. literally like with blood and evertything #none of this figurative bullshit i want violence #they really are hand in unlovable hand huh #anyways #stanford pines #bill cipher #billford #gravity falls #book of bill #toxic yaoi #i think #ALSO GO LISTEN TO EAT YOU ALIVE BY THE OH HELLOS #BANGER SONG

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luna-loveboop · 1 year ago

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Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"

I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???

And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon

Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back

Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what

Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.

Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me

Hyrule: riiiiight...

Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.

Time: what?!?!

Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.

Time: ...

Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?

Time: ... vent to a fairy?

Warriors: hey old man

Time: no no no not this one asking me please

Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships

Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain

Wars: of course not *smirks*

Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away

Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra

Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!

Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.

Legend: so old man.

Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?

Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.

Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't

Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.

Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE

Malon: lol

Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P

The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch

Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D

#I'm just??? we have like three different times they went to him with love problems? guys he grew up in a forest raised by a tree #he proposed with a cosplay ring #Malon laughs her head off when he says they're going to him for advice #'babe I had to force you into understanding marriage'#'give me the boys I'll talk to them'#to the boys: 'listen Links don't stop going to him for love advice. ask about the most wierd traumatic shit you've been through'#'cook record his reactions this'll be hilarious'#'he's seemed wise...' 'he don't know shit kids he's quoting me'#Lu time #lu #linked universe #linkeduniverse #little did he know legend was the worst of them all #wars wears the glittery engagement ring he recommended with pride 'sorry I'm taken ladies in case you missed the sparkle'#technically Valentine's Day was 43 minutes ago but shhhh it's ok time doesn't know what love is either #I do not have several of the games or complete information #if I said something incorrect (or offensive ever) let me know :)#love you guys #:)

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myfairkatiecat · 5 months ago

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Everyone is entitled to love or hate a character, but if you’re loving or hating a character for the wrong reasons I’m gonna side eye you. They are the person they are, love or hate them for it but at least get them right smh

#keefe sencen #how did y’all know this was about Keefe sencen whaaaaat #honestly Keefe haters don’t bother me rlly #like you may hate him for the same reasons I love him and that’s okay #it’s when people straight up are making up stuff about him or ignoring who he is in canon #either for the sake of hating him OR loving him (yeah. the Pinterest keefe kids give me just as much of an ick)#it’s like noooo stop that #kotlc #OH IMPORTANT ADDITION ACTUALLY #feel free to make a fanon version of a character like j can’t stop you there #Dont wanna listen to canon? don’t!#but don’t then project YOUR version of the character onto the canon character #if you make Fitz toxic in a fanfic you have no right to say canon Fitz is toxic bc of that #but also if you make Fitz a perfect boyfriend in a fanfic that doesn’t mean you can just erase the fact that while he did have SOME issues!#(like everyone does ofc. i love Fitz!)#okay okay that’s the post #just suddenly realized I should clarify that #but yeah #come on guys

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wellexcusemeagain · 2 months ago

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FUCK IT MY EMBARRASSING KINK FANART I did while kinda drunk at like 2am the other week 🗣️🗣️ if you know what character this is supposed to be no you dont 😭😭😭😭

#me: yeah I’m only into women #also me: tumblr sexyman niche kink fanart NOW #listen I’m gay. yeah. but I’m not immune to British evil middle aged handsome guy in gayass outfit y’know ………………..#typa guy to say ‘’that was so impolite of me’’ HOMIEEEEE you knife kids😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#serial killers are often charming tho I guess. stop yapping NOW #I’m being brave rn I’ve like never shared kink art #and with it being uhh. who this is. yeah that’s an extra layer #farts #farting #male farts #fart kink #fart kink art #fart kink drawing #girl help #eprocto art #my art

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lunar-wandering · 9 months ago

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do y'all think Macaque is falling back into the role that Azure and the others put on him by remaining on the outskirts of the group because he thinks his input/presence is unwanted (and yeah his presence isn't really wanted by MK and the others BUT. something about the fact Macaque is placing himself at the edge of the group, the edge that Azure and the others pushed him to, doesn't really sit well)