#I just... hoo boy. 🫠))

[st-riley-the-brave]

*Riley and Jenn, upon realising that Jenn turns 40 tomorrow*:

HOW THE LEGITIMATE FU

[happyccino]

sorry about all my rambling posts and tags but ball it we fuck

[moltensunlight]

God I forgot how much Syldyr was shouldering in Act 3

Constantly talking down Gale’s and Astarion’s desires for ascension (when they spent earlier acts talking HIM down from acting on his murder urges) while also searching high and low for a way to keep Karlach alive when she’s already accepted otherwise

Really picking ALL the most unstable lovers to match your own Bhaalspawn freak there huh, bud?

No wonder he sleeps for like a week straight after everything has settled and everyone is okay lmaoooo

Syldyr’s partners from my pov as the player:

Astarion - the originally-intended romance partner b/c I heard he had a lot of durge-specific dialogue and I wanted to see that, but then said dialogue had them relating so much that I was like ‘well fuck this DOES work really well’, so I committed and he was Syldyr’s “canonical” end-game romance for the playthrough

Karlach - wanted to romance her from the get but my previous playthrough my friend romanced her so I was curious this time around, ended up thinking a LOT about how sweet Syldyr’s connection with her was and couldn’t shake it after that (she’s the only one that actually kinda listens to durge when you tell her about the murder impulses, and Syldyr was craving someone to believe him and ground him in reality. she saw who he was, what he was, and still believed he could be good, and that cut straight down to Syldyr’s soul (aka right in the backstory))

Gale - appeared in the Act 2 durge scene instead of Astarion as an accident of the relation progression system (game ended up counting Karlach and Gale as my two active romances even though I had already spent the night with Astarion in Act 1, I think just because their approvals were just slightly ahead of Astarion’s, and then when I had to turn down Karlach b/c no poly in base game, Gale was next in the romance & approval line-up), but decided to play through it anyway as feelings Syldyr hadn’t acknowledged yet, and then the following scenes with Gale ended up working so well and sucker-punching me in the heart so hard that I could no longer pretend that Syldyr wasn’t also deeply in love with Gale

[syneilesis]

I just realized that the game doesn't automatically include the tax when you purchase from them hoo boy 🫠 I might just ... stick to buying ... Xavier-related event packs ... in the future .........

[muddyorbsblr]

soccer aid game day drills & stretches :: 09 june 2024 (batch 3)

Hoo boi this batch was…something else 😳😮‍💨 Like this batch had me going "Tom you knew there were cameras on you, right? You really just decided to choose violence and put on a whole ass show for us?"

Because honestly if he didn't know at the moment, he definitely knows now. 🫠

First we get some side lunge…

And like that was expected but what wasn't expected was goddamn mango scratch like Sir what the--

And some more moments of this man doing some of the sluttiest things sir this is a family sports event--

Some more (slutty) lunges

Then we have some running gifs

And then…we have this…Tom how and why did you suddenly turn into the Serbian dancing lady? I have concerns…we should start running now, yeah? 😳👀

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[ficandkaboodle]

5, 15 and 28 for the ask game!!

5. Guilty pleasures?:

Hoo boy. I like reading children’s books way more than I like reading books aimed at my demographic. Despite what I read and write, I don’t really enjoy romance in novelizations because it’s often done so poorly or they let it take over an otherwise promising plot. Romance is rarely a feature in kid’s books, which tend to focus more on adventure and growth and strange magics over unnecessarily edgy ones, so that’s what I tend to lean more into.

I also listen to true crime podcasts (I know, I know!). I don’t consider enjoying junk food a guilty pleasure, oddly enough. (Also, I know I’ll be strung up in the square, but I consider writing fics FOR ME to be a guilty pleasure AROUND MY REAL WORLD FRIENDS because it’s just not something we really talk about. As a whole, fic-writing is valid and important, I just don’t want my outside friends to know I lust after old men with fat thighs and scrawny little edgelords I could totally dominate in an arm wrestling match.)

COMING BACK TO ADD!!! I also like mascot horror game let’s plays. 🥲 I’m sorry it just. Tickles my dumb neurospiciness

15. What's something you're insecure about?:

Jesus Holy Ghost Christ Damn, you shot straight, huh 🫠 Well…Without getting too Real, I’m insecure about nearly everything about me 😅 I have a rather low opinion of myself, which arguably is somewhat sourced from some unaddressed/undiagnosed issues of mine that I’m only just now gaining the tools and insight into possibly handling. And I compare myself to others constantly, always putting myself below them even if realistically we’re on even ground or they even think I’m neat. The way I’ve put it to a former friend is that judging by societal standards, I have the materials to be a great house, but the way I’ve composed them means I’m more like a janky shack.

I know it’ll take some time to get out of this conviction, but I’m hoping this coming year I can finally start that process.

28. What is something you are sure you'd NEVER do?:

Vote republican. Cheat. My paranoia tells me not to get so cocky because everybody says they’d never cheat but not everybody fulfills this resolve. But I want to believe I never would or even could because as much as confrontation terrifies me, the idea of hurting someone because of my selfishness terrifies me even more. Cheating can do some irreversible damage and I’d hate to feel that, let alone make someone else feel it.

Sorry for the moody responses 🙃 but thank you for asking anyway!!!!

[whentherewerebicycles]

oh my god having multiple events in one day is too much for me I’m so tired!!! fatigue is still kicking my ass so I think next step is to have a sleep study done 🫠 but that means going off my sleeping pills for 1-2 weeks beforehand hoo boy that should be fun. anyway we just finished our baby massage session courtesy of my mom’s health anxieties lol and it was a HUGE hit with the baby himself. he loves nothing more than being gently manhandled so he spent the whole hour chatting with the therapist and shrieking joyfully and showing her his collection of giraffe toys. very adorable. we are now taking a short independent play break (baby plays on his mat while mom lies in bed gathering her strength for one more appt) and then I have to do a quick early feed so we can leave for the dermatologist at 3ish. that will take an hour I think? maybe less? then we might run by the cheap grocery store to see what their baby food costs and get some dinner supplies (it’s feeling like a breakfast taco kind of evening). dogs have been walked PHEW so as soon as we get home he can go down for his last nap and I can collapse back into bed for a bit.

[farmhandler]

I'm not a genuine chronic pain haver as typically when I'm not typing I don't have any pain, but hoo boy sometimes with a flare up you just feel all mad 🫠

[muddyorbsblr]

There's really something about bodyguard romances that just have me in a chokehold and I just loved every single bit of this story 😮‍💨 From the way Reader's taken to trying to make him smile and how you can tell that he's fighting so hard to not give in to what he wants during that first scene in the elevator. And the way his eyes drop to her mouth when she smiles 🥵🫠

And then the way he was helping her through her panic attack from being stuck in the elevator and he gripped her hand tighter after getting a full view of her leg, like he was just going "Keep away dirty thoughts keep away not now not nowwwww" 😂🫠

The Nat cameo in this was too good omg, I love that she was Reader's friend and was going "Don't even think about public sex, you'll never live it down" but also went "Get him alone and climb him like a tree the way you always wanted". We love supportive friends that try to keep us out of scandals 👏👏

Nat when Reader was thinking about going at it with Bucky in public:

And then we get to them getting soaked in the rain and it just had me going "Ohh no they're soaked and now he has to dry off at her place…how terrible 😏😈" and she's tracing at his scars and he's at the last shreds of his restraint that he flat out just tries to tell her that they shouldn't be doing this while every part of him's already itching to touch and kiss her 🥵😮‍💨

AND THAT LAST LINE HOO BOI HOWDY

Protecting What’s His

Pairing: Beefy!Bucky x reader (Bodyguard AU)

Word Count: 2,590

Summary: Bucky has been your bodyguard for some time now and it’s been hard to deny how badly you want him to be more than that. 

Author’s Note: All these new pics of long haired beefy Seb have got me thinking and I thought I’d try a crack at Bodyguard AU. Thank you all so much for reading! Much love always! ❤️❤️❤️Divider by the lovely @firefly-graphics thank you Daisy! 🥰

Warnings: flirty tension, some fluff, Bucky is a bit serious and grumpy but he’s soft, mention of s-c-ar-s, a moment of slight p-a-ni-c in the elevator 

Bucky holds the door of the elevator open and motions for you to step inside. You walk in and plant yourself along the far wall. Once Bucky is inside he presses the button to close the door.

He dwarfs the entire elevator.

A heavy silence falls between you and your entire body zings with hyperawareness. You try to control your breathing so he won’t notice how affected you are but you’re already concerned it’s written all over your face.

It’s been several months since he’d started being your bodyguard and every one of them has been pure torture. Every inch of him is intimidating with his broad shoulders and thick biceps and legs that go on forever but it’s his eyes that really draw you in. A beautiful blue color like the ocean, framed by long, dark lashes and filled with a softness that contradicts everything about his physical presence.

Keep reading

[kirkinfleffer]

So I wrecked probably the one chance at getting full time at my current place of employment after three long years of working hard to even be considered.

Hoo boy.

It all came down to a miscommunication between my boss and I during the pay negotiation phase. I gave them my price, was told that was too high please reconsider and he said he’d fight for whatever price you give me during the next meeting, but I held firm to my price thinking he’d do his best to get me that price or close to it but he took it as I wouldn’t accept the job for less and told them I wasn’t interested anymore. 🫠

So I waited around like a dumbass to hear back from him how the negotiation went/ what their best offer was when he was waiting for me to come to him about changing my schedule like I’d mentioned as a possibility if we couldn’t come to some agreement. And while I waited, figuring he was just busy, someone else has already been hired to the position!

I can see where I may have been misinterpreted bc I had txted in anger (he txtd me after the shift he told me they’d refused) but I’m a very literal person. If I were to refuse something I would say that and I expect clearer communication from my boss in turn.

This was a big deal for me and he didn’t clarify and now I’m back to square one.

But I refuse to quit (namely bc I do still need at least a job) but bc if I quit I won’t be eligible for unemployment and he’s an ex-cop who apparently hates the welfare state??? He gets worse the more I learn about him. So the only way I will leave is if he fires me.

[arctic-hands]

It's been about 2 months so I can finally free myself of the second hand awkwardness of my train ride home from the eclipse

So I get on the train back to the East Coast at around 1 a.m. At roughly 2 p.m an obviously Amish family consisting of two young adults who look way too young to be taking care of this many kids, a teenage girl, three kids who look to be around seven, and two infants.

Hoo boy. This is a sixteen hour train trip that would be stretched to eighteen hours after engine trouble.

Predictably, the two babies did not like being in a rickety train and screamed their heads off periodically for the entire ride. I don't fault the babies for screaming, the ride was quite wobbly and rumbly. I was once a screaming baby too.

Predictably, the three 7ish year olds were running around and climbing everything, even trying to climb into the overhead luggage racks. I can't fault the children for this, as I too was a rambunctious child who liked to climb and jump before my knees turned to shite, and were I not a master of zoning out I too would have been quite bored.

What was not predictable was that the Amish couple did nothing to soothe or calm their kids the entire ride. The teenage girl just ignored everything and read books. The most the parents did was if their babies in their laps got a little too shrieky for THEIR comfort they would put their hands over the baby's mouths to muffle it, which predictably did nothing but make the babies more agitated.

Now I could extend sympathies for these young parents. When I say young, I mean twenty year olds at best. Too young to be taking care of this many kids. But in the seventeen hour time span I spent with these people, about two thirds of it was me wracking my brain for the German words to say "madam, please calm your children", and the other third was me wracking my brains for what I know about the Amish and how to say the words more archaic. At one point the seven year old girl looked behind her seat she was climbing on and just stared at me, but I was too sleep deprived to even say hello in any comprehensive language. And I was wearing a mask so my polite smile didn't show, so she just kept staring at me.

Anyway

At some point some European tourists got in. One was a man who looked to be about ten years older than me. Classic tourist vibe, camera around the neck and everything. Anyway as they were boarding the car the father had left his seat and the mother said something in Pennsylvania Dutch, and the camera tourist's eyes light up.

Ugh. 🫠

I wasn't trying to eavesdrop but I had the misfortune of being across the aisle and one row behind the parents and the screaming babies on their laps so it was inevitable that of course my rusty German skills would suddenly work for the first time in like a decade, enough for me to pick up the guy introducing himself auf Deutsch, and I heard him explain he was from Bornholm and could speak German fluently, how were you?

So I don't know off the top of my head when Pennsylvania Dutch linguistically drifted far away from German or vice versa, p sure it's been at least a century and a half. All I know is I had to contend with hearing a few contrite statements in PD and then some confused questions for clarification by the tourist in German before the two of them just stared at each other for like thirty seconds in complete silence before the Dane smiled politely, said "Tschüs!" and hurried away.

I thought about approaching him to explain what the Amish were and about Pennsylvania Dutch, but a) I was so fucking exhausted, 2) wasn't sure if he knew English and my German skills have degraded from my previously conversational level and I can understand more than I can actually say, and 3) I think everyone who experienced what just happened wanted to melt underneath the train tracks and solidify into flattened pennies.

Anyway this in no way involved me but it was so awkward I had to talk about it in therapy later that week lol. Eventually the family got off the train an hour before I did, perhaps predictably in Pennsylvania, and just about everyone in my train car audibly groaned in relief. The Dane had sat down somewhere behind me and I wasn't rude enough to turn and try to find him, so I have no idea if he was still there and groaning in relief too.

Anyway that sucked lmao

[sunshowersanddandelionwine]

no cod meetups scheduled for the con in july 🫠 i really really hope there are others or even that there is one and the schedule just isn’t finished yet because hoo boy my anxiety just spiked *hard*

[whentherewerebicycles]

I had an easy birth experience and my body felt great at first—I think because I was so excited to suddenly not be hauling around 30+ extra pounds of baby and associated fluids—but hoo boy the last week or two I’ve been feeling more and more aware of just how messed up my core muscles are 🫠 probably need to do something about that.

[sanchoyo]

literally cannot tell if I’m having a manic episode or actually genuinely just hyper+happy bc it’s finally getting warm and pretty outside and perhaps that’s Doing Away With my bad 3 month long seasonal depression for the time being 🤔 I mean it’s ….nice? To have so much sudden energy the past like, week or so, but also vaguely accompanied with feelings of Dread bc 1. Why 2. How long will it last 3. Can I stop any Impulses and avoid doing anything Regrettable while I am Like This. Bc the track record historically has not been GREAT

[sebsxphia]

Sebbbbb !!! My lovely, how are you??? <3 I’m dying with all the new Lew content and I be having some Bob and Rhett thoughts 😩

Idk why but I feel like both Rhett and Bob would be totally fascinated watching you put on makeup? Like they’d just sit in the mirror behind you and watch you do it, staring in awe at how smoothly you put on your lipstick, how precise and steady you apply your eyeliner and mascara. they’d just stare with a cute, thoughtful look on their faces and probably ask you “how do you not poke your eye out?” And they’d just be amazed by how much work goes into it and how easy you make it all look. Thinking about how adorable you look when you’re concentrating so hard to make it look nice, and they’d tell you how beautiful you are with and without your makeup on 🥹 and then ofc by the end of the night, they’re both ready to get you home and fuck you so good that you’re crying for their cocks bc they love to see your perfect, intricate makeup ruined by your desperate tears hehe 🫠 - kricket / @sugarcoated-lame 💜💜💜💜

also p.s: I sent you a DM during the whole hate anon debacle the other night and I’m not sure if you saw it, so I just wanna say I hope you’re doing okay and send you lots of love and forehead kisses, ily and hope you’re having a good day my love!!! 🥰❤️💜❤️💜

kricket my love!! i’m doing okay thank you, how are you doing?? <33 dude the lew content got me frothing at the mouth and screaming like a wild dog 🥴

godddd i couldn’t agree more with this, especially the ending. hoo boy. because they actually are genuinely intrigued how you do your make-up. they want to learn so when you ask them to pick up a brush or toner from the drug store, they know the right one to get. at the back of their mind they’re also thinking about how they can’t wait to see it running down your face later, but they can save that. for now.

thank you so much for this my love and i’m pleased to confirm i got the dm and i responded earlier today!! i love you so much and i’m sending you so many forehead kisses right back at you. i hope you’re having a wonderful day my love!! 💖💗💓

[darkshrimpemotions]

what is the “wine grump collective?”

Hoo boy memories.

The wine grump thing is a cheeky name given to those of us in fandom who are not old enough to be Fandom Olds but not young enough to be Baby Fans.

It all started with a uquiz I made that got MASSIVELY more attention than I ever anticipated, wherein I had people answer questions to determine what fandom age group they fell into (based more on Vibes than actual age). The largest group of quiz results by far were Fandom Wine Aunts, which someone requested be changed to Aunts and Uncles, which then evolved into Grumps because it's gender neutral and also a very accurate descriptor of the general mood among us fandom not-quite-olds.

It was a fun time! Until the purity police found it, got mad at the result they were generally getting, and started putting death and rape threats in my notifications and ask box. Sooooo that post went to sleep. But the uquiz still technically exists, I just don't look at it anymore. 🫠