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Tumblr ficlet prompt: I've been obsessed with the concept of Logan doing sneaky little romantic things like taking Wade on a date but he doesn't know it's a date/logan doesn't want him to know it's a date, getting him little things and trying to pass it off as no big deal

Here's a little combination!!

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"That was fun," Wade said as soon as they walked in the door. He immediately dropped his coat to the floor and slipped on his crocs, bending down to gather Mary Puppins into his arms. "Who's a good girl?" he cooed. "You are, my little precious baby!"

Logan picked up Wade's coat and hung both on the rack. He walked over to Wade who was still kissing Mary Puppins's head in repeated affection. "You had a good time? I wasn't sure you'd like it."

"Oh, I hate bowling. I haven't been since I thought I was straight," Wade said. "But watching you work so hard and shake that little tush to impress me was so adorable. And we had the whole place to ourselves!"

Wade wearing his full suit might have had something to do with that. Not that Logan had been complaining.

"Were you impressed?" Logan asked, only half teasing. He walked over to the fridge and pulled out a couple of drinks.

Wade cocked his head like he was thinking about it. "If I could remember what an impressive bowling score was, I'm sure I would have been. My eyes were on your ass for ninety percent of night. Why did you want to go to a bowling alley anyway?"

Logan tapped the drink to the back of Wade's head and dropped it in his hand. Wade immediately unscrewed the cap and lifted his mask to start drinking it.

"Holy fuck, that's so good," he gushed. "What is this?" He looked at the label.

"It's new, I think? Thought you might like it," Logan said. He scratched his neck. "You kept saying you were craving chocolate the other day."

He shrugged while Wade watched him, sipping on his drink.

"Are you having a mid-nearly-immortal-life crisis?" Wade asked.

Logan turned to him, brow furrowed. "What? No."

"Yesterday you gave me that Hello Kitty keychain you 'thought I would like'. And last week you brought in a bunch of outfits for Mary Puppins to try on out of fucking nowhere and the whole day became a photoshoot sesh, which you normally hate."

"One of the X-Men was getting rid of them," Logan said.

"You've been dropping random shit in my lap for weeks. And last week we went thrifting for four hours and you didn't complain even once."

Logan hadn't thought he'd been keeping track.

"And now bowling? What's up, peanut? Are you dying?"

Logan sipped his drink quietly for a second. "Wanted to take you out. I always liked bowling. Makes for a solid date spot."

Wade ripped off his mask and just stared at him.

"Date? That was a date?"

Wade slapped his hands over his mouth.

"Holy fuck. You've been wining and dining me? That taco truck you tracked down for me three days ago after we took care of that warehouse situation...Logan!"

Logan lifted his shoulders like it wasn't a big deal. It really wasn't.

"You sneaky little motherfucker. Is this your plot to make me fall in love with you?" Wade stood up and marched over. "Because it'll work! Food trucks after doing a bunch of murder is my weakness. But you should know..."

He stopped in front of Logan and walked his fingers up his chest. Logan snatched his hand and shifted closer, wrapping his arm around Wade's waist.

"What?" he said lowly.

"I'm wearing my rubber masturbating shoes," Wade whispered loudly. "Meet me in the bedroom after you shower. We are not fucking while you smell like a bowling alley."

Logan leaned his head forward, chuckling. His head bumped into Wade's, so all it took was a shift in angle to meet his mouth in a kiss.

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slams my fist into the desk

WADE CALLING LOGAN LOGANBERRY

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I am all for "Logan actually DIDN'T mean to be a jerk" headcanons surrounding some of the stuff he said to Wade, but I think it's also important that... yeah he did say that. Logan said heinous shit and meant it and the characters have to contend with that behavior and what it means/how they'll move past it

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For the tumblr peeps ONLY, I will answer.. yes Logan was going to spontaneously ask Wade to marry him 😌 Wade's spidey senses saved the day or ruined it?

There were like...four versions of this whole part of the story because I wanted it to feel right. Obviously I'm happy where it ended up but there are some interactions I'm sad I have to hold onto. I'll find a way 🔥🔥 dialogue will LIVE ON

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I peeked at C&DP issue one and other than my other issues with american comics I feel like I'm missing TOO much. What is this about his virus having been gone? Why are Cable and DP already at odds? Is there like...a masterlist for issues that contain their interactions from start to finish so I can just skip around and easily catch up? Or just the greatest hits? I just check out if I feel like I don't have Full Context for their relationship

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once I've given it a few more passes I do have a 12k poolverine oneshot coming soon...!

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this whole sequence when he realizes he fixed everything and everyone is alive again...you don't understand...

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'tis my day of birth \o/

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LRB no but really poolverine in a pacrim au would be so incompatible at first. psychologically so messed up and then they fuck about it and start to figure it out...

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Back in August I told my friend "oh I think I'll write a fic for DP3, then I'll go back to my other fandom stuff" hahahahhaufghfdksghua

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daddy kink fic #2 IS on the way. read snip below

Wade was a menace. An actual, real fucking menace. Logan should have known that if he gave Wade an inch, he’d take a mile. Leagues.

Logan wasn’t paying attention when Wade made his little play. And maybe Wade hadn’t meant anything by it, but he must have known Logan’s mind was elsewhere. They were at X-Force with Cable running through a mission debrief with everyone involved. Logan hadn’t done much else other than rip his claws through a few poor fuckers, so he ended up staring into the space past Cable’s head, enjoying rolling his cigar between his teeth until he could go outside and relish in it for real.

His guard was lowered because Wade had been behaving himself. He’d been good all the way through the mission, start to finish, offering up helpful and even insightful observations. Even Cable seemed visibly impressed—and possibly suspicious—by his good behavior.

Logan’s first mistake was started zoning out. The second was that he let Wade realize he wasn’t paying attention.

Wade reached back and curled two of his fingers around Logan’s. Had his mind been in the right place, Logan would have kept things professional. Pulled his hand away. Instead, he curled his fingers under Wade’s gloved palm and felt himself smile.

He was still staring into space, half paying attention when Wade’s other hand settled on his shoulder. Fingers tangled through his.

“Peanut,” Wade said, his voice low, the warmth of his body heat radiating through his suit slowly seeping into Logan. “Daddy, when we get home, can we watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy again? The extended cut?”

“Fuck no. We did that last week.”

A few more people were speaking, weighing in on what Cable was currently saying. Logan’s low voice was lost in the sea of them.

They’d wasted the whole day last week watching that shit. Wade had talked the entire time. He remembered more of what Wade said than the actual characters in the movies.

“But Daddy,” he whined in his ear, tugging on his hand. Wade’s head rubbed Logan’s shoulder. “Please?”

“Be a good boy and Daddy will consider it,” came from Logan’s mouth without a thought. He realized after the room real got real quiet that all eyes were on them.

“Oops,” Wade said.

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Post tonight you guys HOLD ME TO IT

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I may have my idea for the next piece in the series....

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I got shy 😔if you saw the fic no you didn't

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👉👈a-anyone like spideypool too?

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Btw idc if you ever run out of plot or anything I would read your poolverine washing the dishes

Aww thank you anon!! 🥺 I do sometimes worry people find the more domestic scenes boring, so it is nice to hear!