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Tumblr ficlet prompt: I've been obsessed with the concept of Logan doing sneaky little romantic things like taking Wade on a date but he doesn't know it's a date/logan doesn't want him to know it's a date, getting him little things and trying to pass it off as no big deal
Here's a little combination!!
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"That was fun," Wade said as soon as they walked in the door. He immediately dropped his coat to the floor and slipped on his crocs, bending down to gather Mary Puppins into his arms. "Who's a good girl?" he cooed. "You are, my little precious baby!"
Logan picked up Wade's coat and hung both on the rack. He walked over to Wade who was still kissing Mary Puppins's head in repeated affection. "You had a good time? I wasn't sure you'd like it."
"Oh, I hate bowling. I haven't been since I thought I was straight," Wade said. "But watching you work so hard and shake that little tush to impress me was so adorable. And we had the whole place to ourselves!"
Wade wearing his full suit might have had something to do with that. Not that Logan had been complaining.
"Were you impressed?" Logan asked, only half teasing. He walked over to the fridge and pulled out a couple of drinks.
Wade cocked his head like he was thinking about it. "If I could remember what an impressive bowling score was, I'm sure I would have been. My eyes were on your ass for ninety percent of night. Why did you want to go to a bowling alley anyway?"
Logan tapped the drink to the back of Wade's head and dropped it in his hand. Wade immediately unscrewed the cap and lifted his mask to start drinking it.
"Holy fuck, that's so good," he gushed. "What is this?" He looked at the label.
"It's new, I think? Thought you might like it," Logan said. He scratched his neck. "You kept saying you were craving chocolate the other day."
He shrugged while Wade watched him, sipping on his drink.
"Are you having a mid-nearly-immortal-life crisis?" Wade asked.
Logan turned to him, brow furrowed. "What? No."
"Yesterday you gave me that Hello Kitty keychain you 'thought I would like'. And last week you brought in a bunch of outfits for Mary Puppins to try on out of fucking nowhere and the whole day became a photoshoot sesh, which you normally hate."
"One of the X-Men was getting rid of them," Logan said.
"You've been dropping random shit in my lap for weeks. And last week we went thrifting for four hours and you didn't complain even once."
Logan hadn't thought he'd been keeping track.
"And now bowling? What's up, peanut? Are you dying?"
Logan sipped his drink quietly for a second. "Wanted to take you out. I always liked bowling. Makes for a solid date spot."
Wade ripped off his mask and just stared at him.
"Date? That was a date?"
Wade slapped his hands over his mouth.
"Holy fuck. You've been wining and dining me? That taco truck you tracked down for me three days ago after we took care of that warehouse situation...Logan!"
Logan lifted his shoulders like it wasn't a big deal. It really wasn't.
"You sneaky little motherfucker. Is this your plot to make me fall in love with you?" Wade stood up and marched over. "Because it'll work! Food trucks after doing a bunch of murder is my weakness. But you should know..."
He stopped in front of Logan and walked his fingers up his chest. Logan snatched his hand and shifted closer, wrapping his arm around Wade's waist.
"What?" he said lowly.
"I'm wearing my rubber masturbating shoes," Wade whispered loudly. "Meet me in the bedroom after you shower. We are not fucking while you smell like a bowling alley."
Logan leaned his head forward, chuckling. His head bumped into Wade's, so all it took was a shift in angle to meet his mouth in a kiss.
#my ficlet#poolverine#farmhandler rambles#logan's old fashioned....#fluff#dp3#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool
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slams my fist into the desk
WADE CALLING LOGAN LOGANBERRY
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I am all for "Logan actually DIDN'T mean to be a jerk" headcanons surrounding some of the stuff he said to Wade, but I think it's also important that... yeah he did say that. Logan said heinous shit and meant it and the characters have to contend with that behavior and what it means/how they'll move past it
#sometimes it feels like fandom wants to rewrite someone being shitty so they're palatable/acceptable#even if it's ooc he says it!! make them deal with it that's part of the fun of these two#they can be horrible to each other and still love each other deeply#farmhandler rambles#not tagging bc idk
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For the tumblr peeps ONLY, I will answer.. yes Logan was going to spontaneously ask Wade to marry him 馃槍 Wade's spidey senses saved the day or ruined it?
There were like...four versions of this whole part of the story because I wanted it to feel right. Obviously I'm happy where it ended up but there are some interactions I'm sad I have to hold onto. I'll find a way 馃敟馃敟 dialogue will LIVE ON
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once I've given it a few more passes I do have a 12k poolverine oneshot coming soon...!
#my MTH piece 馃ズ#i love themmmmmm#farmhandler rambles#it's soft poolverine because of course it is... It's me after all
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I peeked at C&DP issue one and other than my other issues with american comics I feel like I'm missing TOO much. What is this about his virus having been gone? Why are Cable and DP already at odds? Is there like...a masterlist for issues that contain their interactions from start to finish so I can just skip around and easily catch up? Or just the greatest hits? I just check out if I feel like I don't have Full Context for their relationship
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Back in August I told my friend "oh I think I'll write a fic for DP3, then I'll go back to my other fandom stuff" hahahahhaufghfdksghua
#i was becoming a trekkie#im sorry star trek..ill return to you#eva were you already looking at me iwth pity in your eyes#i was driving back tonight and this slow ass car was giving me road rage#and then i realized it was a honda odyssey#and i couldnt be mad#meanwhile dp3 playlist is playing on background#hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh#farmhandler rambles
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Post tonight you guys HOLD ME TO IT
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I may have my idea for the next piece in the series....
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I got shy 馃様if you saw the fic no you didn't
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Btw idc if you ever run out of plot or anything I would read your poolverine washing the dishes
Aww thank you anon!! 馃ズ I do sometimes worry people find the more domestic scenes boring, so it is nice to hear!
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What I wouldn鈥檛 give to be a fly on the wall of one of Wade鈥檚 therapy sessions w dale lmao
Anon, if I could write an interesting therapy session I would for you 馃槶 I just think it's really difficult to accomplish and I trust myself zero percent
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chapters are ready...but am i ready...
#i said they were sad wet cats#farmhandler rambles#posting somehow takes forever im TIRED maybe tomorrow...
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I'm still unpacking but tonight we post...!
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having no friends in current fandoms means YOU yes YOU get my dumb thoughts!
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Sometimes I read my own fic and I'm like
who wrote this
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