#I just thought this was a funny joke
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pov dating james patrick march
James, placing a MASSIVE diamond ring on your finger: surprise my darling! I had this made especially for you :)
reader: oh my god????
James, with that Gomez Addams kind of affection: do you love it? :)
reader: of course! oh my god, it's gorgeous...
James: It's a 10 carat blood diamond. I had it mined just for you my love :)
reader: oh! oh that's not-
#he's like *welcome to my SICK and TWISTED mind* gomez addams#you then proceed to have a long conversation with him about ethical sourcing#ALSO I DO NOT SUPPORT CONFLICT DIAMONDS!!!! /srs#I just thought this was a funny joke#he surprises you with a lot of ethically questionable luxuries and you're trying to wean him off onto something more sustainable#you tend to react like when a cat brings you a dead bird or rodent like “here I killed this just for you! <3”#the epitome of#james patrick march#james march#ahs hotel#james p march#james patrick march x reader#james march x reader#james march drabbles#james patrick march drabbles#ahs hotel x reader#ahs hotel drabbles#drabbles#I told my sibling oh- that's not...#havin jamie p brain rot if you couldn't tell#kicking my feet and giggling while I talk to janitor bots
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um, can you play a song with a beat?
#cassandra cain#batgirl#cassie sandsmark#wonder girl#this was born bc i thought “casscass” was a funny ship name and was trying to decide if i thought they would ever actually go out#and what made the most sense to me was#post- the casskon experiment w boys cass experiments with girls by going on a date with cassie#who is superficially similar to kon (lol)#but tbh i dont think it would last (though they would part amicably)#also can i say? i saw ppl making jokes about butch kon re: casskon and now that i actually read it its almost explicity just#cass trying out dating a boy due to her insecurities about being “normal” and then after like 2 issues decides shes not into it#like you dont need to invent a headcanon to square that w lesbian cass??#casskon#casscass#kon el#conner kent#superboy#comic#comics#dc#dc comics#batgirl 2000#2024#<- when i drew it#cassiecass
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Who do you want FNAF to collab with?..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#jonesy fortnite#trapper dbd#freddy fazbear#fall guys#dead by daylight#fortnite#stumble guys#Roblox#funko#HOW WE FEELING TODAY GUYS?#TODAY HAS BEEN A ROLLERCOASTER#I THOUGHT HAHA funny comic then things go so dire#I WAS JUST trying to make a silly little joke#now I’m not even sure if anyone in the picture will be the collab#THE LINEUP TO COLLAB WITH FREDDY IS LONG#gotta know which games yall are hoping it’ll be#I definitely know the obvious one but I’m still curious#god this will be a fnaf incident day no doubt
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kabru and mithrun's fun succubus adventure
#dunmeshi#really cool art i thought up#kabru of utaya#mithrun#dunmeshi spoilers#<- idk. anime watchers dont know who mithrun is or what he does so i think it needs a spoiler warning#labru#<- I GUESS..................#I'M SORRY For adding that stupid fucking figure i think it's really funny and i never want to see it again in my life#i don't think his succubus would show up as that thing i think hes more Complex than that it would just be funny#also mithrun's succubus might actually shapeshift who knows?? Thats not what this comic is about though. just My Funny Joke.
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Egghead from Stella's POV is very funny.
#A simple 'sorry for teaching DNA to the eugenics guy and enabling him for 10-13 years' would have sufficed you shameless old man.#(THIS IS A JOKE I LIKE STELLA)#one piece#egghead arc#black leg sanji#dr vegapunk#vegapunk stella#me art#talltales#sanji#I just thought it was funny. no acknowledgement whatsoever#I know he knows. he is keeping silent on purpose#this was a de-stress doodle dont look at it too hard. Had a difficult day and drawing nonsense helps
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i can't believe that as a hanamusashipper and former (kinda still) pokeshipper i never realized the funny parallel of jessie and misty having the same VAs and delia and ash having the same VAs
hanamusashipping is just pokeshipping but adult and lesbians
#joking obv#but it's funny that as a kid who thought she was straight i shipped ash and misty#and then when got older and came out i subconciously was just like#“mmm yeah they sound the same this works”#and started shipping jessie and delia#veronica/rachael and sarah/michele duo unmatched
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I hope you take this as the compliment it is intended to be, but you strike the same chord of irreverence-as-love, jokes-to-showcase-sencerity that I get from Chuck Tingle, and I adore both of you.
You have bestowed the greatest honour upon me.
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangij#wei wuxian#digital art#ask#Thank you very much; I do take it as the compliment you intended it to be B*)#Mr. Tingle is a legend in both grindset and vibes. To be even 0.1% striking a similar chord is an aspiration of mine.#I also want to honour the effort I put into this parody book cover. Which was a *lot* more than one would think.#Covers were analyzed. I did research and took notes. I learned how to download fonts. 4 different programs were used.#This file is also poster sized (A4 dimensions)! I thought It would make the joke funnier for some reason.#Chuck Tingle's style is very iconic and fun to replicate. Despite the time intensive labour - I had a blast making this!#I admit to skimming most of the chapter this is based off of just to fact check a few details but boy did I learn things.#Wei Wuxian canonically has CAKE. Tiny waist and a fat ass.#I took several more notes but I will warn you now that I can't *not* find smut writing to be very funny.#This was pure chaos. Unbridled chaos. WWX really did shove a sword up his ass to bully dream-LWJ.#The need to be a little shit trumps saftey I guess.#There is a 99.9% chance I will not cover the extras so this is likely all the fans of those chapters will get from PD-MDZS.
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stop me if youve seen this before
#art#dc#dc fanart#my adventures with superman#maws#lex luthor#lois lane#clark kent#slade wilson#maws lex luthor#maws lois lane#maws clark kent#maws slade wilson#clois#wtf would the lexslade tag be LMAOO#this is my first time drawing everyone i guess i just thought the joke was that funny i brute forced my way through it
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It irritates me alot when people say that making medic more compassionate is ''missing the point of his character'' when he is literally shown to be in the comics.... did you miss the part where he showed concern for both sniper and miss pauling's well being in comic 5 and 6.
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His actions are a combination of genuine attachment + clinical interest and these things do not cancel out one another. He is always pushing boundaries and going against the grain and i think this is what led to him losing his license in the first place. He felt stifled by the rules imposed on him.
He is shown to be extremely passionate so it makes sense that he would use his endless fascination with medicine as a way to show his affection. He loves his friends so he will find a way to make them borderline indestructible. Malpractice is his love language.
#it makes me really angry how adamant some people are against exploring his sweeter side beyond just ''heehoo evil doctor''#idk how to tell you that giving a character a wider range of complexities and oftentimes contradicting traits#does not equal 'woobification'. him being friendly social and cheerful and fascinated with the world around him (which he canonically is)#is not the same thing as writing him as a helpless softboy. those two things do not correlate#he was visibly worried when sniper wanted to get back in the fight!#it's so abundantly clear that medic just misses social cues and doesn't always react accordingly#plus his quote unquote evilness is a joke it's not. something that is meant to be taken seriously#he's more comparable to a saturday morning cartoon villain except he is a protagonist#the way he approaches medicine to me is very similiar to#a child playing potions if that makes sense. he is throwing shit together to see what sticks#and having fun with it#i might rewrite this later to be more coherent because i have alot of thoughts on him that are jumbled together#and there is so much to say abt him#also i find it so funny how inconsistent he is. he tells them they all hallucinated before brain death#yet he personally went to hell multiple times. why did he do that#tf2#medic#tf2 medic#medic tf2#team fortress 2
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Sometimes a day makes you want a Starscream to bite and squeeze
#guess who got their final scores back ahaaa#class avg was 60 percent 😭#also I have blocked the transformers tag on TikTok that place is a hellhole#bit of a vent here but it’s so crazy#I was talking to a person I didn’t even follow a while back and we were making jokes like yeah the autobots ship megastar#on my fyp a couple days later and I see them reposting “shipping megastar is bad and gross’ like bruh what#I saw one of my followers commenting ‘yeah can’t believe it’s so popular’ I HAVE POSTED MEGASTAR BEFORE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE#I POSTED MY STARSCREAM AND MEGATRON FIGURES RAILING EACH OTHER#I only started posting cause I was like eh if it’s getting banned might as well#these people were poisoning my fyp smh#I’m convinced it’s just a moral superiority thing like all of those people who thought abo was so cringe and then someone was like#‘I secretly like abo’ and everyone agreed that they also like abo and it’s not that weird anymore#Ngl though. it is kinda sad but also kinda funny#sorry for the rant cause I talked about it before and I don’t want to keep on talking about it but those two baffled me#transformers#transformers fanart#megastar#megatron#starscream#transformers g1#megascream#maccadam#its like watching one of those religious couples where one of them is gay and theyre like 'I am working through my gay to be straight'
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Marvel's Squirrel Girl: The Unbeatable Radio Show! | All of Erik Lehnsherr's Call-In's
Episodes featured: The Fate of My Universe The Sinister Six Are No More Who Would Win In A Fight? Unbeatable
Full Podcast Playlist (Spotify)
Credits below:
Written by: Ryan North
Directed by: Giovanna Sardelli
Voice Cast: Milana Vayntrub - Squirrel Girl/Doreen Green Crystal Lucas Perry - Nancy Whitehead Leo Sheng - Koi Boi/Ken Shiga Davied Morales - Chipmunk Hunk/Tomas Lara-Perez Erica Schroeder - Tippy T. Squirrel Rob Nagle - Erik Lehnsherr
Key Art: "Squirrel Girl Infinity Comic (2022)" by Derek Charm - Doreen, Nancy, Ken, Tomas, Tippy "Magneto (2023)" by Todd Nauck - Erik
#marvel#x-men#squirrel girl#magneto#cherik#i'm not tagging everyone im too drunkf rothat#i dont have a tag for vids DAMIt> this gon be my only oen#snap chats#HERE IT ISS !!!!! FINALLY !!! LIKE FOUR MONTHS IN THE MAKING <- was just too lazy to do it#i thought id focus on work all day but OOPSIEE !!!!!!!!! i was too inspired#legally had to use nauck's art that's another goat of mine ... i love his style sm its so cute and expressive and bold...#theres small things in this that bother me but whatever ive literally done this all day#im posting it and moving on#im forcing you to reblog this. DO IT#i kept giggling while makign this cause mags is so funny ....#im still crying at him being like 'yeah i said i was never going back AND I MEANT IT'#also doreen a cherik shipper ...... queen behavior i always knew it#PLEASE ENJOY !!! IM BEGGING YOU !!!! im pinning this to my blog idc this took forever#also his call ins are genuinely so funny i love him so much. my silly peepaw.....#take a shot every time he says 'charles' tho i swear to god#i was actually going to do that tongiht but Legit the amount of whiskey i had was not enough HE SAYS CHARLES SO MUCH#im ending the tags here so i dont go on a rant about how in love mags is with charles. enoug..#NOT EVEN A PODCAST SERRIES IS SAFE FROM CHERIK IM CRYINGGGGGG#they will makethemselves a probelm to EVERYONE#'please dont be evil' he'll be worse. he'll be needy jLVKAJ ERIK IS SO NEEDY IM CRYING#ok i think thats all i have to sya . im a lil tipsy so i cant think right#WAIR I REMEMBER I WANTED TO CRY ABOUT ERIKS STPID 'SWEETOOTH' JOKE I HATE HIM !!!! <- deeply in love with him#'snap you said you were drinking like ten minutes ago are you fr' dont look at me. GOOD NIGHT !!!
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Idk why I drew this one either
#don’t be weird#it’s a joke I promise like genuinely#I just thought his kissing scene to stop a spell was funny#art#dungeon meshi#holm kranom#kabru of utaya#kissing#???
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okay so 1st PJ has Dan and Phil play as a married newspaper couple
THEN in oscars hotel he has their characters drawn like this
yall do you think PJ ships phan?
#feeling: annoying#no but seriously the drawing is so good#and phil did so good as that bacen oh my god#he could have been a voice actor#dan and phil#amazingphil#phil lester#also this is just a little joke post don't take it seriously#i just thought it was funny#dan howell#dnp#phan#daniel howell#pj liguori#the forever train#oscars hotel
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those guys again
#my art#click for better quality…#wrists hurt like a bitch but the grind never stops 💥💥💥💥#fnf#fnf fanart#friday night funkin#friday night funkin fanart#fnf soft mod#newgrounds#newgrounds fanart#soft mod#soft mod fanart#soft mod au#benjamin fairest#pico n. grounds#grace dearest#pico newgrounds#dont mind that rly low opacity doodle it was a joke w a friend and i just. thought it was funny
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FYI:
sudo shutdown now: Shut down immediately.
for i in $(seq 1000); do yes & done: Open 1000 "yes" process at the background. Each of them alone can throttle your CPU usage at 100%.
:(){ :|:& };:: Fork bomb, eats all your resources.
sudo rm -rf /: Erase the system and all your disks.
Don't run any of this if you don't know what you're doing.
#i just think it would be funny if v1 hijacks gabriel's shell when he does maintainence#i was originally gonna put the command prompt only but that gave too little context so im just gonna yoink my art from previous post lol#i do have another similar idea that i may draw tho#to put it more precisely its more like a revisit to the previous post's idea#why do i keep making gabriel a cs engineer wtf#anyway for now enjoy a little bit of cs joke#(on second thought this is really not that funny)#ultrakill
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Doing empathy on your shidi's victim
#chengxian#i guess#i know he thought his not-brother-almost-boyfriend is coming back#i just need a line and I am not big brain for something cool#this comic is an attempt at a few things#1. the nosebleed joke if the character is aroused in anime. i dunno if that joke is still use#but I always wanted trying to make that joke even if I don't actually find it funny#and 2. I wanted to kinda show. my belief that sometimes you need to draw characters good for the joke to work and sometime badly drawn#stuff convey things better#i dunno why I thought I had to draw it but well I did so#i also wanted to do the sexy torture dungeon joke i guess#ah also an attempt at drawing people handsome#like. i don't think I draw handsome people so I have to try
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