#I just straight lied
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Shoutout to the guy on my 7 hour flight home who stopped me at the end and asked me what I was writing because I'd been locked in the whole time. Little did he know I was writing Dean Winchester smut fanfic and editing Soldier Boy Christmas fluff.
#soldier boy x reader#soldier boy#soldier boy fanfiction#soldier boy x you#x reader#dean fanfiction#dean winchester#dean winchester x reader#dean#dean winchester fanfiction#dean winchester x you#supernatural fanfiction#supernatural#the boys fanfic#I just straight lied#and went oh i'm an english major#It's January im not taking any classes
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paper history
#dounart#ace attorney#aa#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#ace attorney fanart#narumitsu#narumitsu fanart#wrightworth#art#fanart#sketch#hey how you feeling well i'm doing just fine#i lied#i'm dying inside#<- completely unrelated to the art but this vine has been stuck in my head for five days straight
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I love the idea of teenage Malleus hating his new baby brother Silver but slowly falling for him
words cannot express how much I adore that Mal's reaction to seeing a human baby for the first time was "the fuck is this. why does it look like that. gross." (then he immediately got stuck on babysitting duty and the rest is history)
I am SUCH a sucker for that trope of "non-humans being fascinated by normal human behavior", so between that and all the delicious angst going on I was eating VERY well. >:) Malleus being so impressed that two-year-old Silver can walk, because it took him twenty years to stand on two legs! Lilia barging in on the Zigvolts at 2 AM being like "he won't stop crying what do I do"! Lilia trying to feed Silver rats and Malleus being like "...please just stick with what the books say to feed it"! it is all so. chef's kiss.
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#(this is based on a very dumb in-joke and i apologize)#i promise i will (eventually) stop spamposting i am just still floating in a river of sheer delight from this update#god. the spoon scene is going to live in my brain forever#malleus having to be the one to teach sebek and silver basic magic because lilia was SO bad at explaining it 😭#also like...i had assumed mal didn't know who silver really is so it wasn't a surprise when lilia straight-up lied to his face about it#but now i can just SEE it hovering there on the horizon as a thing they're probably going to have to deal with at some point#like 'malleus doesn't know' is no longer a sort of general observation/theory and is instead now a very relevant Problem#ohohoho. splendid. things are going to get SO bad and i am going to be here clapping my stupid little hands at it all
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they are sooooo cute
#by the way. sua with glasses. yes.#senior sua.....#sua is the senior who is calm and sweet with everyone like a goddess#till is the senior who looks lowkey hard to approach and goes straight home after work so nobody is really that close to him#if senior sua will comfort and gently encourage her juniors with kind words#till is the senior who seems stricter and will give criticism (with good intention. just a bit blunt)#mizi being shy in the offrec au is so cute 😭😭😭 and the fact that even though she's shy she was the one who offered to approach till#is sua offering mizi a coffee? or is it the other way around? either way adorable#i love how mizi and ivan are taller than their seniors 😭😭😭 soooo cute wah#till and sua are friends in this au. let me believe in these lies#the cool seniors who go out for lunch together and stay in each other's trailers/rooms to talk about their respective headaches#i don't know why i made this post sorry. moment of weakness#literally just rambling#anyways offrec au my beloved#alnst#alien stage#alien stage till#alien stage sua#alien stage mizi#alien stage ivan#ivantill#mizisua
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he says this and then the one and only time we see him holding a sword the first thing he does is drop it
#i love the way he just straight up fucking lied#callum#tdp callum#tdp s6#tdp s1#tdp#the dragon prince#continuethesaga#giveusthesaga#thunderfall#the starscraper
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guess who finished tlok tonight and immediately had this come to him in a vision!!!!
#i. really like tlok. like a lot#i understand why people dont like it#and i can accept that OBJECTIVELY its not that great#but i had a fantastic time with it#anyways yeah. gay people#tbh. would not call zhu li and varrick normal. most queer straight couple on the planet.#hes a gay man. shes a lesbian. theyre in love. do you get it.#i dont have that many thoughts abt wuko. i really really like it though.#wu is like the webkinz milk cat to me. i need to throw him against a wall really hard.#and of course. korrasami. what is there to even say there#one thing i will say is before watching it i TOTALLY thought asami was a fire bender and also evil#like i kept thinking “yep this is when she turns evil and then theres enemies to lovers” but nope#not a bender or evil and honestly im glad#she totally wouldve been justified in becoming evil though. i sure wouldve#love her.so much#korra too ofc#i have SO MANY more thoughts but im gonna run out of space#last thing i will say is i am a guy who will just always prefer media i can criticize#love atla. but theres nothing there for me to really sink my teeth into or like bitch about#i love it when media is KIND OF BAD and i can RANT ANGRILLY about it#the legend of korra#tlok#legend of korra#korrasami#wuko#zhurrick#korra#asami sato#mako tlok#prince wu
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Hate it when j&h adaptations give Jekyll a female love interest, like bitch, he HAS a love interest who is introduced on the first page, and his name is MR UTTERSON THE LAWYER.
#well technically it's “gabriel john utterson' but those are the first 4 words of the book#my random stuff#dr jekyll and mr hyde#jekyll and hyde#and on a more serious note-#it tells me that the adaptation understood nothing about the novella#because the queer subtext* is almost domtext#*and yes i say subtext as opposed to coding because#Stevenson's purpose was to oppose the repressive victorian social structures#and the unspoken social codes and unnecessary laws surrounding what people could and couldn't do#and; yeah sure there were plenty of those for straight relationships#but doubly so for queer ones#queerness is SO important to this novella even though it's never overtly mentioned#edit: just saw a post that reminded me of this one and I'd like to add:#adaptations that give jekyll a female LI seem to make her ONLY a love interest without any development#and usually they only exist to get raped or killed by Hyde#it's. not great.
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@meanbossart ‘s du drow save me from my art block
I guess he spooked him
#my art#helix#bg3 tav#other peoples ocs#me playing subnautica for 5 hours straight then immediately drawing this#how does du drow feel about head butting ?#wait cartoon logic trying to head butt to reverse amnesia#I love du drow so much absolute beast of a man <3#I used had to use a basketball photo for the pose reference lmaoooo#also just realizing how BLUE DU looks my ipad lied to me 😩
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curiouses your brothers. (“e Bugs” voice) e Jenny.
#when I said my first ts2 post would be my last one. lied more is coming.#forgive me Mother for I’m about to hashtag pasnerv implied on main like any day now.#straight up did not need to put this much details in this picture but I like it.#pascal near-sighted to me; vidcund far-sighted; lazlo wore his eyepatch for amblyopia as a kid and as an adult has normal vision#he just wears glasses for the swag#sigh. deep sigh#ts2#ts2 premades
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I was gonna make fun of Buzzcuts He tian trauma (he's literally shaking every time Ht comes close to him) but like
He low-key has good reason to be 💀
Especially now, with the rumors of She li transferring schools right after Ht said he wanted him gone
#He's just a little dude trying to survive his bff's insane boyfriend#sometimes i forget Ht can actually be crazy violent#straight up beating grown men out here#19 days#buzzcut#buzzcut baldy#he tian#she li
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seafood trio portraits !
+ some alts. with spoilers !
#this is how they look after the 3yr jump 👍#pretty proud that i managed to capture how i usually imagine them :0 ! been in an art slump so this was a pleasant surprise#idk if ill b able to draw them consistently tho . so these designs r for my brain only#might try to color these but i havent eaten lunch yet so thats a problem for another day#solar-drawss#my art#han sooyoung#kim dokja#yoo joonghyuk#yhk#yoohankim#orv#orv spoilers#omniscient reader's viewpoint#omnicient reader's view point#cackling at how miserable sp and 63hsy look compared to kdj in the middle#her whimsy … shes living her best life rn#……i lied i think i just gave him My face straight up jfc . get that off of u asshole#anyways if u didnt already notice ! yoohan have matching eyebrow scars 🫶#kdj has one on his nose in that first one#the second kdj has cracks all over her which i forgot to add is inspired by hehearse’s works !!#the reason why they dont show up in the first one is bc aileen covered it up before he went to 1863#like . hoseki no kuni style ✌️#fun fact i sketched that hsy the night before her birthday skfjsjf had to give up bc it was too late tho#so now im repurposing it for this#NO WAIT I SHOULD JUST GO BACK AND GIVE HSY A CLEFT LIP …. dam lost opportunity. well whoevers reading this just kno she has one now
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thanks mr sholmes. youve been a real help
#ace attorney#tgaa#tgaa 1-2#tgaa spoilers#kazuma asogi#herlock sholmes#tgaa textpost#tgaa textposts#i love that he just straight up lied. it was for a good cause but still
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charm
#joker out#bojan cvjetićanin#i said on joblr disco that i was about to post a cute bojan gif set however i lied i'm dying#making this gif set was just continuous minecraft damage noises because jesus fucking christ bojan#jail. straight to jail.#*my gifs#bojan#*my post
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more rat
i will try to control myself now i swear
sillies belong to @spitinsideme
#spitsy you are ruining my life !!!!#this creature has been one of the very few things i've been constantly thinking about#im on my knees#i just like her so much i CAN'T stop....#i'm normal now though trust me#(lies)#I CANT STOP#!!!!!#i love this au so much it's unbelievable#straight up embarrassing!#also wtf 3 drawings in one single day??#how am i still awake lol#tadc#the amazing digital circus#my art#tadc fanart#tadc ragatha#tadc pomni#buttonblossom#pomni x ragatha#ragapom#jesterdoll#tadc au
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I romance Greg (HS:R) and Cassiel (ABH) and both of them have lost their sisters. But, Cassiel's romance route doesn't only focus on his grief. We get to know him as a character and a lover. I can't say the same for Greg because almost every romantic interaction revolves around us hiding the truth about his late sister. Even Dmitry's and Yan's personal issues aren't dragged out that much. As much as I love Greg, I'm tired of being given the bare minimum. Sometimes, I wonder if Alexandra deliberately making us wait that long for Emma's reveal because she has no idea what to do with Greg? It sucks because while I do like HS:R, the author gives me no reason to read the book, aside from the plot.
Listen, I understand why fans would say something like that but I've had enough seeing Greg and Anna getting the brunt end of either Alexandra's confusion or lack of interest in writing their romance. She's good at moving the plot forward, but her preferential treatment is so obvious when it comes to LIs.
Thanks for reading this far. I truly appreciate it.
#romance club#rc heaven's secret: requiem#rc hsr#rc greg#rc spoilers#this is so heartbreaking 🥲#just being given the bare minimum isn't enough#im tired seeing fans saying “oh she knows what she's doing”#knowing what she does to the least popular LIs#2 seasons and Greg only has 3 CGs so far#Sasha unintentionally making Greg and Lane a borderline toxic couple for 2 seasons straight! 😭😭😭#i said what i said im done being patient 😭
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fuckass idiots playing life is strange double exposure: noooo this is bad they made it woke it wasn’t like that back then :(((
Max every single second in the OG game: save the planet losers also i want Chloe Price so fucking bad
#life is strange#lis#max caulfield#chloe price#pricefield#life is strange double exposure#lis de#no kidding i saw someone being FLABBERGASTED that Max could kiss a girl because ‘she was straight in the first game ☹️’#like brother did you just??? play with your eyes and ears closed???#dude also said that CHLOE FUCKING PRICE was straight#at this point it’s not a lack of media literacy it’s just straight up denial#like how.#he was like ‘she said she’d dated boys’ so she’s straight#are you a five years old raised by a conservative family trying to brainwash you into thinking gay ppl don’t exist.#sigh#also replaying the first game rn and Max keeps saying ‘save the planet’#anyway she’s the loml
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