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sysig · 11 months ago

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So much experimenting to be done, where to even start (Patreon)

#Doodles #Handplates #UT #Fellplates #Gaster #Papyrus #Sans #Mostly silliness :) Mostly :)#It's still fun to draw these two Gasters next to each other hehe ♪ Even interacting!#They're more similar than I think either of them would admit haha - ''No clearly we have very different ideals'' sure but you're both Gaster #I like the idea of classic being So Annoyed at any iteration of himself thinking positively towards humans haha #I mean it would probably hurt - that's a big piece of his trauma! - but on the surface it's just Ugh I can't believe this -.ó #I feel like they'd have a lot more common ground when it comes to their experiments tho - not a perfect Venn Diagram but enough!#Maybe even just different enough to offer a new perspective - enough to give them new ideas! Uh oh that's never a good thing lol #I do love Fell!Gaster just so pleased to be having a conversation haha so smiley - classic still not smiling but interested!#Cute face <3 #It was after making the Toriel comic that the thought Really occurred to me - like obviously I saw so I knew they were still in the gowns #But it took a bit for that to strike me as odd since I mean that's just what they wear! That's normal! For Handplates anyway #He talks a lot about isolating whatever it is in Monsters that Make Them Like That - what does that entail #Gaster no seriously what are you doing to them don't just smile actually reply #And as much as I like the boys being a bit more Fell-ish I've always been of the opinion that no matter what they're brothers!#They love each other <3 And in Fellplates they'd have to rely on each other even more than regular Underfell #If anything would cause some codependency it's the Handplates setup - no matter what version you throw at it!#They're still both delicate little things - they need each other to survive ♥ If Gaster is sometimes kind to them well...#Similar to Mercyplates but Not Quite hmmmm #At least sometimes doing cute and harmless things tho! Studies how they react to flowers and teaches them to make chains hehe ♪#There's also that Underfell thing of Sans calling UF!Papyrus ''Boss'' rather than ''Bro'' yeah? Doodling ideas around that haha #An opportunity to teach! Sans only came away with the basics tho it probably annoys Gaster lol #The idea of them doing cute harmless little things and /that/ being what gets under his skin hehehehe #And ending with a Babybones! :D Surely he'd have no problem being attached since they're meant to be good...? Surely

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pnfc · 3 months ago

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i haint watched the dang chibisode and idk if ill actually watch it with sound on sdfjk but i have a hurt feeling about them casually imbuing perry with speech for a one off gag because the idea that he needs to talk to communicate is fake. we had 4 seasons of wacky magic hijinks cartoon where perry never needed verbal speech to communicate. they couldve done this gag at any point in the show but they didn't, and the fact that they didn't felt significant. perry's muteness is such a core part of his character, to me, to the way i conceive of him/write him. i don't wanna overreact to a goofy little side cartoon (even tho i'm doing it anyway) but it's still the characters, and it still upsets me! ok that's it i've said my piece

#ill watch it at some point but despite my silence i have been like obsessively anxious about this cartoon #and pestered my friend to watch it for me sDFJKL #in a month this will have either ruined pnf for me forever or i'll have changed my mind and i like it actually its fine #for now anyway i have tons of comic sketches about perry's muteness that i no longer wanna finish and share...maybe someday but not now #i had a rly great day actually but now im falling asleep in bed tipsy and a little teary over this. cuz i love perry a lot he's #really special to me. i also got that star wars perry shirt in the mail today btw. and. it's such a good pj shirt #but back on topic #it sucks when an aspect of a character that is CORE to your appreciation of them becomes casually disregarded by the writers at some point #like im certainly not ever accepting an interpretation of perry like 'secretly hed really like to be able to talk' because its #never ever been communicated. like the idea that heinz wd prefer if perry was human. its just not in the show. the opposite is true in fact #so im left feeling stupid for caring about something that some writers(inc. dan) felt was unimportant. makes me not wanna continue my art #which sux cuz i like my comic ideas! id love to finish them. i hope i get over this.#i overreact to live-updating media when im fixated on it wh is why i prefer getting into dead fandoms haha #but they keep on bringing them back to life dont they...im never safe #it was funny me trying to explain to my friend why i efel so strongly about this meanwhile hes tried to explain why he feels so strongly ab #ut AYA and my stance on that episode has always just been “cute! its fine” lmao #@ dwampy you guys made the show that follows a specific rhythm and set of rules designed to appeal to obsessive autistic brained people ok #you invited my overreaction. unsheathes katana etc #ok im goint to sleep #meta

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everysongineverykey · 2 years ago

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i dunno it kinda bothers me sometimes to see characters who are referred to with they/them pronouns in games described as "ambiguously gendered" or "gender left unclear" or "gender unstated" by fans and stuff like. yeah absolutely they are sometimes that. sometimes the creator had a gender in mind for them while creating them and just didn't think to talk about it in the game. but also, like. sometimes characters can just be nonbinary? and it makes me kinda sad that everyone's first reaction to they/them pronouns in games is "oh, they have a binary gender, it's just up to the player/not stated in-game".

#this is just something i was thinking about #after reading the ut localization book and seeing monster kid and onionsan described this way specifically #like. onionsan isn't really a big deal to me. they're just never talked about in the game.#i'm not treating them as Important Canon Nonbinary Rep because even though i use they/them for them #they're not canonically Anything.#monster kid is sort of the same deal? undyne uses they/them for them #and while it could be argued that she doesn't know them you could also argue they sneak out to follow her a lot #she could've met them before.#eh. it's a non-issue in this case really. at least they didn't describe napstablook that way #but honestly why are they so scared of saying 'nonbinary'. it's clear that that's what napstablook is #with the 'theirself' and all that #which. singular themself/theirself is not a word you see often in media at all!#it certainly wasn't when undertale came out! that was a pretty uncommon word in games!#so props to toby for featuring the first singular themself i ever saw in media and making me go 'woah'#but anyway. if you're curious. the lol book simply says #'the game refers to napstablook as 'them' not 'him' or 'her''#which. yeah! they're a them! but why do you act like this is some sort of narration quirk #and not just. a character being nonbinary.#i think that became pretty clear when the first few rounds of the undertale art book #came out and used he/him for them #but then someone asked toby about the pronoun difference #and he called them all back and changed their pronouns to they/them in the book once again.#honestly i. only vaguely remember hearing that so if someone has sources i'd love to see them #but like. why can't characters be nonbinary. why can't people just say nonbinary. it's not a scary word.

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triglycercule · 2 months ago

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killer should know about dumb video game meta stuff ike i-frames and animation cancels and critting amd breaking out of bounds and use it to his advantage in fights. maybe he learned it from chara in something new as a silly little thing to try out because theyre already teaching him all this bullshit on killing so whos to say a video game character cant learn a player's cheats?? he's already interacted and collaborated with a player before i think its fair he knows tricks on how to cheat undertale's fighting system

everything's all fine and dandy in a fight against killer (no it isn't) until you see him glitching around and somehow phasing through your attacks. he looks ridiculous but it gets the job done

#i have no idea if any of these mechanics are actually IN undertale #theyre just some ones i came up with in games i play #i mean if they don't exist in the ut fighting just like. pretend they do idk????#i just think it would be cool if killer could do that. he fights dirty and when i mean dirty i mean totally cheating #SANS UNDERTALE CHEATS WHY CANT HE!!!! but he gets to cheat in a more game breaking way #when you fight killer there is no YOUR turn and HIS turn its ALWAYS his turn. and youre just helplessly attacking during it #guys in this one im not talking about meta awareness im talking about loser META strats. most effective tactics available #stage 4 chara wins ahh acting like a goddamn sweaty gamer. because what am i supposed to interpret with chara wins????#chara wins means NOTHING to me??? i can only assume that it means killer either acts like chara or fully listens to whatever chara wans #boo boo boring im a VIDEO GAME PLAYER not a goddamn psychiatrist. i will always choose the more fun option #killer becoming like chara/player is infinitely more cool than him and all the psychological stuff going on in stage 4 to b obeying orders #yeahhhh like sure there probably IS a bunch of crazy stuff in stage 4 related to psychology but also #unga booga character act like YOU cool idea. besides stage 4 is almost never elaborated on #so to me that's up to personal interpretation. everything is personal interpretation if not brought up #i say as i make the most ridiculous unfathomable headcanons for the mtt just because the topics aren't mentioned #I HAVE FREE WILL I HAVE FREE WILL MY MIND HAS FREEDOM I CAN POST ANYTHING I THINK ABOUT #ok thank god because i hate having to worry about my posts #ok i dont have anything left to say about this hc so im bringing up SOMETHING NEW (haha)#killer reminds me of I'm High!!! by maretu. except replace all mentions of a girl with w a person for chara #and somehow manage to work around the mentions of love and romance. because i really really dont wanna make killer into a kid diddler #but aside from the mentions of love and specific gende??? i think it fits!!#ugh so many songs fit killer ITS NOT FAIR!!!! i can NEVER find songs for horror.... am i not looking hard enough ☹️☹️☹️#im hard #actually i found a song that fits horror lets GOOOO maretu coming in clutch with NAMIDA ‼️‼️#dokuhaku does too :3 maretu my glorious king how many great songs of yours fit the murder time trio #killer sans #murder time trio #sans au #utmv #tricule hc

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alsojnpie · 1 year ago

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What made you fall for papyrus?

99% sure it was the moment he said "I REALLY CAN BE FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE!" it hit me like a ton of bricks, he was trying so HARD and he was being so positive (lying to himself) even though (because) i think he was scared inside, of letting Frisk get hurt, of losing Undyne's friendship, of FAILING. "oh. you are just like me." i realized. i was so sad when the game was over and i wanted to talk to him again and again and again and i wanted to see him more but i felt too guilty to reset their happy ending so i never did

#and that's the story of how I've never actually played ut #just watched my husband play it #while i ate a giant jawbreaker on a stick #YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THANK YOU for this wonderful ask what a beautiful surprise for me #i love talking about this so thank you for wanting to hear about it :)))))

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squirrelfromspace · 8 months ago

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Living in a big city is kinda funny because every so often you get texts from people you know that are like "is everything alright I heard what happened" and I have to google my city name to figure out whats going on because I do not pay enough attention to notice anything

For example today my friend texted me "hey what's going on at your place?" Because apparently there's a big police operation 5min from my flat and I got to tell her I'm on my way to my parents and have no clue, like I wouldn't have just turned up my headphones and ignored everything if I stayed at home

#squirrel talk #'wouldnt have the many police sirens alterted you' no im from a village hearing police more then once a month is already a lot for me #i just tune them out at this point #also this post is not about making fun of my friends for caring uts very sweet #its about the fact that i just never know whats going on in the city

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batemanofficial · 2 months ago

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#i can't live like this anymore.#no matter what happens it's always my fault. it can never be anyone else's. and when i try to contest that i get treated like a rabid dog #so youre saying the only role im fit for is 'alcoholic shut in?' is that what you're implying? because that's what it seems like #i can't believe i ever fooled myself into thinking anything would change as long as im here.#no matter how much medication i take this town will always make me fantasize about making myself suffer.#it's a black hole. it's a well of misery. no light escapes and it taints everything inside. i can't have anything good here #i know there's something wrong with me. i get it. but it's like being here makes it worse #im a bad person. i don't want to be a good person. it doesn't feel bad. it just feels warm.#but i can take that and put it in a box when im not here. but its like this place IS the box and when im here it just festers #and because of that i can't ever be taken seriously when i have a problem. im always too emotional and too angry and too sensitive #and even if I wasn't any of those things they wouldn't take me seriously anyway.#it's one thing to say your kitchen doesn't have a problem with women and it's another thing entirely to stay true to that.#if a ticket is too slow it's my fault. if the temp on a steak is wrong it's my (female) coworker's fault. if something's not organized #it's one of the girls that left it that way. always.#but whenever the guys have problems it's 'just how it is' but when uts any of us it warrants a talking to every time #if i were normal it wouldn't bother me this much but im not and it does. and no amount of reasoning will ever change a man's mind #this was good while it lasted but i need to leave. my life depends on it. i can't survive here.

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waddlesizsleepy · 13 days ago

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i wrote a big long analysis about the font skeletons then deleted all of it because it didn't make any sense, so instead i'm just going to simplify it.

*clears throat* i think the whole, "papyrus being more mysterious then sans," thing is both simpler, and more complex then everyone thinks.

is it a clue that they're both hiding something a lot darker? maybe. but what i think it is, is pretty much just meant to be a realistic interpretation of sibling dynamics. i'll be honest, im a younger sibling. my friends arguably know more about my sister then me. a lot of younger siblings are so used to doing whatever their older sibling does that they really don't feel comfortable talking about, or sometimes even genuinely being themselves.

that and papyrus is basically confirmed to be the only reason sans is still alive even, so of course he's gonna be thinking about his older brother most of the time and not wanna talk about himself. he's not stupid.

(andselfesteemissuesbutthatsobvious- AHEM)

#everybody's talkin' at iz...#undertale #im never posting about this game again byeeeee #anyway i haven't planned ut in years i just randomly learned about papyrus conspiracy's and wanted to join in #because i like him #he's a big little guy :]#talk about himself in a genuine way i suppose #not a 'stroking massive ego' way

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the-acid-pear · 2 years ago

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Yall dont even know how badly down i was for this guy back in the day. Mf had me eating off the palm of his hand.

#luly talks #im pretty sure hes the main reason why im so into eyepatches in characters #at least one of the reasons at least #he was so hot AND FOR WHAT #TO SPEND HALF OF THE GAME JUST PUKING BLOOD #i remember close to nothing about this game but that scene had little kid me like sobbing and screaming and ripping my hair off #im exaggerating but not entirely im sure i cried when it looked like he was going to die #fucking okegom itself had me eating off the palm of their hand when i was a kid which #ITS BAD I KNOW LMAO but man. zany emoji but man. these silly little characters had me ON MY KNEES i swear to god #i dont actually remember if i was down as bad for anyone in wadanohara i guess. idate? and the octopus #but it was NOTHING like what me and wodahs had. or nega. although w nega it was platonic love i didnt wanna fuck that thing #i spoke of nega before the moment he died was one of the hardest blows kid me took #i mean they fucking crucified my man. they nailed him to the fucking cross. i was like 8.#my 8 year old ass did NOT need to see my at the time all time fave be fucking crucified i literally was crying so fucking hard #this sort of *grips table* way of interacting w shit did carry me to UT where when papyrus died i was like NOOOOOOOOOOO #bc i used to be a papyrus girlie yeah #part time sans girlie too i mean who wasnt back then but it was platonic never wished to fuck him #i dont remember if i didnt wanna fuck paps tho #i DO remember wanting to fuck grillby tho KFAJDHBGJH #when i got into lisa i was already too old and too normal to go as crazy anymore #no games ever managed to make me as emotional as Mogeko Castle and TGG just cuz of wodahs tho

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astral-catastrophe · 1 year ago

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That moment you realize you never properly got to be a kid and now that you’re a year away from being an adult everything feels wrong

#Okay. Well. I was seven when my dad was laid off from his well paying job #And I had to then take care of the siblings for a year. Year and a half. They were toddlers. I was right at the oldest #Because both parents worked #So I had to cook and clean and I got a phone early to be able to contact them in case #Then mom worked nights #Then a couple months later anxiety fucked ip my life #And I had so many ER visits it wasn’t funny. Constant anxiety attacks and passing out. So much blood work.#All stacked with the ex bestie being awful through elementary school. Then she moved away at tye end of elementary #then middle school hit and I was more anxious then ever but my dad never believed me. My grandpa’s death traumatized me.#And I brought my mental health concerns up with my mom and she talked about how I was right only bc of the family history of mental health #Then the ex bestie came back and in the time we hung out. She was so awful it fucked me up for weeks #Then my best friend at the time moved away and high school hit #Ex bestie moved back worse than ever. That bitch made her worse and then made my life hell #I made new friends. So many more anxiety attacks I learned to supers and ignore until exploding.#I was forced into things I didn’t want in a religion I couldn’t help but doubt #Then my dad and mom were distant and I saw ut coming for a while #Then dad moved into the room next door to mine and I couldn’t fucking sleep because he snored and stressed me out by just being there #And working at the taco place sucked #My grades were slipping and I was borderline suicidal for roughly half a year #But never got help no matter how much I asked because nobody fucking cared #Divorce confirmed and dad moved out and we didn’t see him for a month #It was amazing.#Then back to hell as the siblings and I were immediately forced into staying at his house #Despite being told we would have more time to adjust and be able to choose #And now my mental state is bad again #And I’m sad for the childhood I couldn’t have because of so many issues. Between the layoff and the ex bestie absolutely ruining me #Then middle school and loosing my best friend bc she moved #And having so much trauma come back #And now having to adult again #When I was an adult for most of my childhood with the shit I had to deal with

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oneknightlight · 2 years ago

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My dad being flabbergasted by every new piece of spamton lore he inevitably uncovers by observing me build this cosplay

#‘I’ve got to recreate the spamton divorce cake’#‘the what.’#Walt talks #delete later #explaining spamton or even just UT or DR to someone who’s never played the games and never investigated the lore is so fucking funny #not to mention fandom and fanon memes/lore #I’m trying to convince my dad to play the games so he’s not gobsmacked by every tidbit of lore that comes out of my mouth #because there’s something so jarring about explaining UT/DR. like please just play it HSVAHDJJXHDJF #and here’s a link to 6 hours of YouTube lore explanation videos hope that helps #if you have any questions about the timeline let me know because you don’t even understand how hard my brain theories about this kinda thing #no I’m not insane I promise #we’re all just down this rabbit hole #because that’s all the UT/DR fandom really is it’s just a giant rabbit hole and that you cannot climb out of

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sysig · 10 months ago

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How is skeleton shaped (Patreon)

#Doodles #UT #Papyrus #Sans #Some redraws! I just don't feel like scanning the originals so they'll stay contextless for now lol #I apparently used to draw Papyrus' scarf/cape with a little squiggly bit down the middle of his chest as well :0 I think it looks silly now #The donk-pecks I was talking about! :D Give your sibling a family kiss ♪ As much as skeletons can anyhow lol #Papyrus was being silly and then leaned down fully expecting it lol - another thing smol and I do a lot haha #Sometimes doing the cat thing of headbutting for attention lol #Sad skele doodles! Oh no! D: Best boy is the saddest around </3 #I used to draw Papyrus' mouth as having teeth behind his teeth so I gave it another go - I think I'm good on it now lol I like his weird jaw #I don't know if I based the original eye-glows off anything specific :0 I wasn't as particular about my notes back then haha #He is still very fun to draw crying tho poor lad :')#Originally the second one of Papyrus with his eyes glowing had Sans comforting him with a forehead donk - even in this redraw!#But I got the angle wrong so I removed him and then had brainworms about it lol #Something something the player (the artist) controlling the appearance/experience and moving the pieces (the characters) around as they like #I already know all that! I've been metaphorically playing with dolls for years years years! It just never stops being weird #It's like being aware of my own breathing and blinking - it's ''natural'' and normal and there's obviously nothing wrong with it lol #There's just a level of awkward....Feeling surrounding awareness lol - intentionality! It's not like I can stop just because I'm aware of it #It's just so whimsical /neutral - if Sans had turned out how I wanted him to he'd be there comforting his brother! But because I...#As stated I have brainworms please excuse me lol #The level of weird feels between the various mediums is really interesting to me tho :) Being a player or reader or watcher or artist!#They all feel different - more or less in control of what happens to them and yet never fully without culpability hehe #Obviously as an artist it feels the most in control - even to my own empathetic detriment! (It's not that serious lol)#The difference between being a player and a reader is a lot closer than being a watcher tho imo it's like a spectrum of responsibility #Though that's kinda also just how I feel about media consumption in general lol - I guess one of those is technically media production #Anyway! Lol #I don't know where I got the idea that his hoodie is two-tone other than the separation of his pockets?#It is a cute design! Dunno if I'll keep it going forward just for convenience but I'm not mad about it lol

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garlic-sauc3 · 2 years ago

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See I do enjoy when people listen to me ramble, but it is much more fun when they engage with me and ask questions about it, because it shows they care and are intrigued.

#its hard to tell when someone listens if they just listen #because ut happens all the time where people will tell me they werent listening to a thing i said after a long ramble #but if they ask questions and engage in a conversation about it it is a oot more fun #i do it with my friend even when hes talking about stuff i dont know much about #because its funs to be a part of a conversation yknow #and i love answering questions for people about it #i am always secretly glad when im watching a movie i like with someone whos never seen it before and they ask questions #even if they were given the answer earlier #because i like telling it to them

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muttsona · 8 months ago

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scot i love you, and you make me glad to be alive

#personal #ok beforeni say anything this song goes sooo fucking hard #anyways i think things are actually starting to be ok #i was kinda nervous for a while but..woah i am Generally Okay #still kinda ahocked abt the fact that i can be Okay #things kinda went to shit in the past week or two butttt i think im getting over it #and maybe it was something that needed to happen for me to be okay #like idk. if all that didnt happen i never wouldve gotten closer with someone that im talking to ecery day now #& like i was feeling like relapsing ecery day just like a week or 2 ago.. and like i Did and i kinda regret ut #but i guess things are also changing bc like. i regret it but iys okay... like jts ok that i relapsed because eceryone messes up #my head feels a lot clearer and i know in like a week im gonna be making a post about how bad i want to die but like.#for now things are good and. i want to document that .#in retrospect #Spotify #💭

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the-kneesbees · 9 months ago

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#just gonna rant in these tags I'll probably delete this i just cant sleep and theres too much running through my head rn #anyway #im just so tired of this whole thing #when there were four of us it was nice cause everything was evenly dispersed (like when you lay down in an elevator)#we were all just casual friends and ut was chill #but now he doesnt talk to either of them #or any of his other friends for some reason? because he and his gf broke up and they took her side (allegedly)#even though they were his friends first???#qnd it wasnt a messy breakup (allegedly) so there should be no sides to take??#but like. first he told me she left him to find herself cause her grandma was dying and she didnt need to be worrying about a relationship #and then she said she left him for his best friend #and now shes asking if he was seeing anyone else while they were dating?#and he told me hes 'never even done that'#but my friend (who im arguably closer with than i am with him)#said he cheated on his previous ex with his current ex??#someone is full of shit #but anyways. hes still trying to get back with her for some fucking reason #and he comes crying to me everytime he gets rejected #buddy.#not to be a bitch but im gonna be a bitch #i cannot be the person you talk to about this shit #i cant be your best friend or your favorite person or whatever the fuck you say #because youre definitely not that for me #qnd ita not fair to either of us #qnd also i feel like youre lying to me. well no actually you have to be about something #and i cant call you out on it cause i have to sit next to you every fucking day for another year and a half #idek know this is literally ridiculous why cant we just send eachother memes every few days as a reminder that #we remember eachother exists #why do you have to text me all day everyday about your relationship problems and how 'youve helped me so much im glad we're friends 😊'#ik i sound like a bitch but leave me alone please i barely know you 😭

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harrysfolklore · 4 months ago

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lando norris being down bad for his girlfriend: a compilation

summary: lando norris can’t help but talk about his girlfriend whenever he cans, fans make compilation videos about it

MASTERLIST | MY PATREON

Lando Norris could be described as someone who's not scared of saying whatever crossed his mind.

And that's why he never, ever, missed the opportunity to talk about his girlfriend whenever he had the chance.

He mentioned her during interviews, press conferences, social media post and even fan interactions. To the point where fans started making compilation videos with all the moments he publicly obsessed over his girlfriend.

The most popular one gathered millions of views on YouTube, showing multiple occasions Lando couldn't help but be down bad for her.

The video started with a clip from Q&A with fans, someone asked him about his favorite way to relax after a race. Without missing a beat, Lando replied, "Cuddling up with my girlfriend, of course. Nothing beats that."

"You're really whipped man, It's embarrassing," Oscar, his teammate, teased beside him, making the audience laugh.

"It's not, really." Lando shrugged proudly.

The next clip was taken from McLaren's Tiktok account, their content creator tried to do the "Can you watch my ___ for a second" prank on Lando.

"Oh my girlfriend already did this prank to me," Lando said, laughing at the camera, "Baby, If you're watching this, I miss you. Your pranks are way better than McLaren's"

The video moved to show Lando during a post-qualifying interview, his suit hanging by his waist and his fireproofs showing, when asked about his strategy for the race, he cheekily replied, "Well, first I'm going to call my girlfriend for some good luck wishes. Then, I'll focus on getting to the front."

"Zak Brown should hire your girlfriend as your strategist then," the interviewer joked.

"That would be great but I don't think we would be getting any job done. You know what they say about mixing business with pleasure."

The next clip showed Lando with his friend and fellow driver Max Fewtrell, playing a trivia game about how well did they knew each other. Max had to answer what was Lando's worst habit.

"I'm going to say leaving dirty plates around the house," he said, showing his board, "You do mate, admit it."

"My girlfriend would agree on that," he admitted, "She's always complaining about it."

"I don't know how she's still living with you."

"Because she loves me, and I would die if she leaves me."

On the same note, a video of Oscar teasing Lando followed right after.

"Who's most likely to snore?" Lando read the question, and Oscar quickly put ut the cutout with Lando's face, "How are you so sure? You didn't even hesitate."

"Mate, I've heard you, plus your girlfriend literally complained about not being able to sleep properly last night because you kept snoring."

"I did keep her up last night, but it wasn't just because of the snoring," Lando said, a cheeky grin on his face.

"Put the not safe for work disclaimer at the beginning of this video please."

The next segment was from Lando's own Youtube channel, he was doing a little vlog in Miami before the race weekend.

"Hi everyone," he said, filming himself in the mirror with his camera, "Today I'm back with another LandoLog, I'm going to be filming some behind the scenes of this Miami weekend, so without further ado, let's go," he moved the camera around, focusing on his girlfriend who was putting some mascara on her eyelashes, "Here's my beautiful girl, who takes ages to get ready. Say hi baby."

"Hi everyone," his girlfriend waved, laughing, "I'm not taking ages, I'm just making sure I look good."

"You always look good for me," Lando said, giving her a quick kiss on the cheek before turning the camera back to himself, "See, I told you she's the best."

The next clip showed Lando and Oscar together once again, this time they were giving a tour around the McLaren hub.

"This is my driver's room," Lando said as he opened the door, "It's cleaner than Oscar's, clearly, and looks like I have a bed."

Lando moved to put together the small bed that was behind the door, "This is an upgrade from last year, we didn't have this. I'll be definitely giving it some good use, to nap or with my girlfriend."

"Can we have a video where you're not a horndog please?" Oscar said, putting his hands on his hips.

"You're the horndog, I never said what we were going to use it for, we're just going to cuddle."

The video moved to show one of Lando's post race interviews after winning the Miami GP, he had been asked ho would be the most excited person about this win besides him.

"My girlfriend, definitely. I couldn't have done it without her," Lando said, his voice filled with emotion, "She's been my biggest supporter, my inspiration, and my motivation. This win is as much hers as it is mine."

The video then cut to a scene from Lando's gaming stream with Max Verstappen. The two drivers were deep into a game of Call of Duty, their banter and laughter filling the screen. Lando was focused, his eyes glued to the monitor as he coordinated with Max.

Just then, Lando's phone buzzed on the table beside him. He glanced at the screen and his expression softened, the comment section noticing, "Hey, mate, I need to go. My girl needs me for something," he said, setting down his controller.

"Lando! Are you serious right now?" Max said, his eyes still glued to the screen.

"I am, see ya," he turned to the camera, smiling not so apologetically "Sorry, guys, duty calls. See you next time."

The last scene was a snippet from an interview, Lando had been asked what he saw in his future.

He paused, a soft smile playing on his lips. "Honestly? I see a lot of racing, hopefully some championships," he laughed, "but most importantly, I see her. I can't imagine my life without her."

The screen faded to black, showing a text that read: Get you a man who is as down for you as Lando Norris is for his girlfriend.

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