any pronouns is fine just make it fun; i don't know what i'm doing on this blog either (profile pic & header are from James Webb)
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Battinson as a parent: oh, I’m sorry that you fell , Jay. Yes, the ground shouldn’t have tripped you. Bad ground. Would you like an ice cream to feel better?
Thomas when Bruce jumped off the slide and broke his arm because some kid dared him to: Bet you won’t do that dumbass shit again, huh?
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Martin being overlooked for the factory Ducati seat multiple times is truly one of the best bits in motogp it’s like his looney-tunes gag, his road runner if you will, and he may be in aprilla but one day he’s going to look over Ducati’s fence longing for better times and immediately be whammied by a comically large hammer
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you'd think italians are not really excited about marc coming to ducati then they post this shit online
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the level of censorship around this man is ridiculous, what happened to free speech? It’s just his name.
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you can just name your characters anything. you can name them Printer. you can name them Shnorpty. you can name them There Are Pillars. and peoppe will just have to accept it.
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i’m going to go lie flat on some train tracks
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in small fandoms you need to be grateful to the person who only accidentally hit you twice with a frying pan while trying to make you breakfast. in big fandoms you can block people for wearing a shirt you don’t like
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Verstappen, Hamilton and Perez didn’t contribute
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scar coming in with his mini shorts to court
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look at my lawyer dawgggggg im going to jail😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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wicked truly has the funniest fucking foreshadowing ever. that pretty guy singing about how great it is to be brainless? yeah don't worry about that. oh the wizard saying he feels strangely paternal towards elphaba??? nahhhhhhh that's wild, anyway. oh nessa being gifted some handmade, sentimental shoes from her older sister?????? it's not importantttttt baby girl
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