#I just haven't gotten to them yet

[flusteredfools]

Finally got the rough sketches done so now it's time for voting!

Snips from each AU below! Both will eventually be written, this is just for me to know which to focus on first!

Fazrule Fitness Plex:

(Legend of Zelda/Fnaf Crossover world) As a way to promote more interactions among the various Hyrule races, FazCo has opened up a fitness center so all races can bond over sharing their more natural exercise methods and explore new ones. Learn swim methods from Zoras, rock climbing and cave exploration from Gorons, balance and air gliding tricks from the Ritos, learn how to make healthy meals in the Gerudo's bar and relax in the spa or let retired Hylian guards teach you the basics of self defense!

The Fitness Plex seems to have trouble keeping on someone for their mixed species daycare next to the swimming lakes and falls. Something about complaints that watching over the mixed race's young alongside the swim instructors judgmental eyes is just too much to handle...

The Lighthouse Keeper's Keepers:

(sort of Detroit Become Human/Fnaf crossover world)

Sun and Moon have proven their sentience, have gotten married and retired from working at the daycare; letting newer androids take over their old position. They've responded to a job listing in a rather remote village where an old fisherman who cares for the village's almost neglected lighthouse is getting too old to look after himself much less the lighthouse. So they've agreed to the position, both of caring for the fisherman until he passes as well as the lighthouse once he does. The years they spend being caregivers to the fisherman and listening to him tell tales of the Mer he befriended in his youth make Sun and Moon think the poor man must have been losing his mind with age. They never thought that on the day they would be spreading his ashes they would happen upon the myth he befriended.

Secret Third Choice:

Shhh... Is a secret. Very hush hush. But if you can't decide or don't care which... maybe this option is for you.

[wixelt]

Recent events have put into question how disconcerting Pearl would find her encounter with the moss man in hindsight, but her assurances that 'it was just a cutie patootie' would certainly not be reassuring to the hermits in any way with how she treats warden encounters post-Decked Out II in mind

Oh yeah, we're absolutely retconning the vibe Pearl got off the Moss Man while she was feral, now.

She still finds it worrying in hindsight as she only has one life, but as for it possibly being a Warden specifically? Yeah, she's wholly non-plussed after all her Decked Out 2 experience.

Between DO2 & whatever the hell was going on in Secret Life, she's completely jaded to the sculk monstrosities.

[pangur-and-grim]

here we have the THREE vital cat emotions!

joy and pleasure

grim acceptance of reality

weeping

there are available as enamel pins at greerstothers.shop

[whyamihereat4am]

my favourite thing about chuuya nakahara is that he's just kind of. chill. about everything. he's like, my tragic backstory has no hold on me, i went to therapy and i'm all good now. i'm a bad guy cuz it pays good and my found family happens to be here. what do you mean that's not a good reason, you a cop or something?

someone will betray him and he'll go ok well that's pretty upsetting. they probably had a good reason though. i'll forgive them if they let me get a good punch in. if they're really just a hater they're giving me bad vibes and i don't wanna deal with 'em at all tbh.

things have been done to him that would warrant a lifelong crusade of revenge for anyone else, but for chuuya nakahara it's just, that was super not cool but i'll let it slide if you get therapy with me.

chuuya is down for any crime and thinks moral boundaries are for losers and stuff but he's the nicest guy in the port mafia when it comes to not mistreating his subordinates and probably helps old ladies cross the street. he shows up for a solid 10-20 minutes of screentime per season and makes all the fans fall in love with him while doing the bare minimum, and despite technically being a villain i don't think he's worked against the agency a single time (although to be fair this is often not on purpose). he also does the bare minimum every time he's asked to help in-universe and clearly isn't even trying, and he sweeps anyway because he is ridiculously overpowered and could probably kill literally everyone if he actually wanted to, and i just. no one is doing it like him. you go you unbothered king.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

finally at that age where i'm thinking i should get a tattoo. not bc i feel strongly about it, just seems like a waste not to. i've got so much skin i'm not using

[captain-astors]

The Crown Prince

[sleepyc63]

made a ton of canon accurate scugs in my style recently, i think they look interesting so i thought i'd share

[sarcasticscribbles]

I have a few games I want to play but can't decide between, pls vote:

[spock-smokes-weed]

now that my ocd has calmed down, I think that no matter the problems with xiaohongshu or chinese cencorship, I still think it's monumental that americans (and to some extent) the rest of the world are able to make communication with a group of people who have been otherwise isolated bc of the chinese fire wall.

it's been emotional seeing chinese people get emotional that for the first time the rest of the world has come to them, and are having this moment where people are able to break down cultural resentment.

[mbirnsings-71]

*sips my drink* God I love being a multishipper sometimes.

[loveapologist]

You caught them talking about you when the bell rang.

[some-stars]

still having Mental Problems, still terrified down to my bones of working on my WIPs that involve multiple scenes and plot progression, so i'm returning to my roots with a story that's more or less one long filthy extremely emotional sex scene. for comfort. like such:

Vanessa kisses Logan first, and it’s a pretty fantastic ego boost the way he just goes for it, so needy and so instantly open to anything she wants to give him. For about ten seconds, anyway, which is when he goes rigid and jerks away and looks over to her other side, at Wade. And his eyes are so fucking miserable and ashamed, if Wade doesn’t clear this shit up in the next five seconds Vanessa is going to push their faces together like Ken dolls and make kissing noises until they both get a clue.

Logan’s already apologizing when Wade grabs his hand--the way Logan automatically holds on so tight makes her heart go all weird for a second--and says, “Hey, no, it’s okay. You’re good. We--" He looks at Vanessa. She raises her eyebrows and offers no help. “We saw you from across the bar and we really like your vibe?” Wade tries.

Logan stares at him blankly, the furrow in his brow getting even deeper.

"Okay," Wade says, “I guess you’re not really up on the last ten years of memes, huh. So. Uh.” He bites his lip. Vanessa elbows him not quite hard enough to crack a rib. “Ow fuck--we want you,” he says finally, his face more open and soft than she’s ever seen it with someone else in the room besides her. Except recently, when Logan’s not looking and Wade thinks Vanessa isn’t.

[yosh-foshfish]

every so often hoyoverse releases a lovable little short guy with immense familial trauma and i have a new main for a few weeks

[waitineedaname]

i love the bingge extra because it's like

the horror of realizing you're the dark universe version of yourself. the injustice of seeing this other version of yourself be happy and loved, seeing him be treated with such gentle tenderness from a person who only ever treated you with cruelty

bad sex.

[teddybeartoji]

the new year has started kind of horribly for me i haven't felt this bad in while😭😭😭😭 but . i am feeling a bit better today so that's good i suppose AAANYWAYY i just wanted to say that i miss you and that i love you aaand that i hope you're all doing good i hope you're all having fun<3333333333

[cherrywhite]

Congratulations hayward and carpenter for doing absolutely nothing this episode. I think it's high time THEY get to be silly while other characters get to go through the worst experience of their lives. You know, as a treat