#I just haven't gotten to them yet

[flusteredfools]

Finally got the rough sketches done so now it's time for voting!

Snips from each AU below! Both will eventually be written, this is just for me to know which to focus on first!

Fazrule Fitness Plex:

(Legend of Zelda/Fnaf Crossover world) As a way to promote more interactions among the various Hyrule races, FazCo has opened up a fitness center so all races can bond over sharing their more natural exercise methods and explore new ones. Learn swim methods from Zoras, rock climbing and cave exploration from Gorons, balance and air gliding tricks from the Ritos, learn how to make healthy meals in the Gerudo's bar and relax in the spa or let retired Hylian guards teach you the basics of self defense!

The Fitness Plex seems to have trouble keeping on someone for their mixed species daycare next to the swimming lakes and falls. Something about complaints that watching over the mixed race's young alongside the swim instructors judgmental eyes is just too much to handle...

The Lighthouse Keeper's Keepers:

(sort of Detroit Become Human/Fnaf crossover world)

Sun and Moon have proven their sentience, have gotten married and retired from working at the daycare; letting newer androids take over their old position. They've responded to a job listing in a rather remote village where an old fisherman who cares for the village's almost neglected lighthouse is getting too old to look after himself much less the lighthouse. So they've agreed to the position, both of caring for the fisherman until he passes as well as the lighthouse once he does. The years they spend being caregivers to the fisherman and listening to him tell tales of the Mer he befriended in his youth make Sun and Moon think the poor man must have been losing his mind with age. They never thought that on the day they would be spreading his ashes they would happen upon the myth he befriended.

Secret Third Choice:

Shhh... Is a secret. Very hush hush. But if you can't decide or don't care which... maybe this option is for you.

[wixelt]

Recent events have put into question how disconcerting Pearl would find her encounter with the moss man in hindsight, but her assurances that 'it was just a cutie patootie' would certainly not be reassuring to the hermits in any way with how she treats warden encounters post-Decked Out II in mind

Oh yeah, we're absolutely retconning the vibe Pearl got off the Moss Man while she was feral, now.

She still finds it worrying in hindsight as she only has one life, but as for it possibly being a Warden specifically? Yeah, she's wholly non-plussed after all her Decked Out 2 experience.

Between DO2 & whatever the hell was going on in Secret Life, she's completely jaded to the sculk monstrosities.

[pangur-and-grim]

here we have the THREE vital cat emotions!

joy and pleasure

grim acceptance of reality

weeping

there are available as enamel pins at greerstothers.shop

[whyamihereat4am]

my favourite thing about chuuya nakahara is that he's just kind of. chill. about everything. he's like, my tragic backstory has no hold on me, i went to therapy and i'm all good now. i'm a bad guy cuz it pays good and my found family happens to be here. what do you mean that's not a good reason, you a cop or something?

someone will betray him and he'll go ok well that's pretty upsetting. they probably had a good reason though. i'll forgive them if they let me get a good punch in. if they're really just a hater they're giving me bad vibes and i don't wanna deal with 'em at all tbh.

things have been done to him that would warrant a lifelong crusade of revenge for anyone else, but for chuuya nakahara it's just, that was super not cool but i'll let it slide if you get therapy with me.

chuuya is down for any crime and thinks moral boundaries are for losers and stuff but he's the nicest guy in the port mafia when it comes to not mistreating his subordinates and probably helps old ladies cross the street. he shows up for a solid 10-20 minutes of screentime per season and makes all the fans fall in love with him while doing the bare minimum, and despite technically being a villain i don't think he's worked against the agency a single time (although to be fair this is often not on purpose). he also does the bare minimum every time he's asked to help in-universe and clearly isn't even trying, and he sweeps anyway because he is ridiculously overpowered and could probably kill literally everyone if he actually wanted to, and i just. no one is doing it like him. you go you unbothered king.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

finally at that age where i'm thinking i should get a tattoo. not bc i feel strongly about it, just seems like a waste not to. i've got so much skin i'm not using

[some-stars]

still having Mental Problems, still terrified down to my bones of working on my WIPs that involve multiple scenes and plot progression, so i'm returning to my roots with a story that's more or less one long filthy extremely emotional sex scene. for comfort. like such:

Vanessa kisses Logan first, and it’s a pretty fantastic ego boost the way he just goes for it, so needy and so instantly open to anything she wants to give him. For about ten seconds, anyway, which is when he goes rigid and jerks away and looks over to her other side, at Wade. And his eyes are so fucking miserable and ashamed, if Wade doesn’t clear this shit up in the next five seconds Vanessa is going to push their faces together like Ken dolls and make kissing noises until they both get a clue.

Logan’s already apologizing when Wade grabs his hand--the way Logan automatically holds on so tight makes her heart go all weird for a second--and says, “Hey, no, it’s okay. You’re good. We--" He looks at Vanessa. She raises her eyebrows and offers no help. “We saw you from across the bar and we really like your vibe?” Wade tries.

Logan stares at him blankly, the furrow in his brow getting even deeper.

"Okay," Wade says, “I guess you’re not really up on the last ten years of memes, huh. So. Uh.” He bites his lip. Vanessa elbows him not quite hard enough to crack a rib. “Ow fuck--we want you,” he says finally, his face more open and soft than she’s ever seen it with someone else in the room besides her. Except recently, when Logan’s not looking and Wade thinks Vanessa isn’t.

[yosh-foshfish]

every so often hoyoverse releases a lovable little short guy with immense familial trauma and i have a new main for a few weeks

[98chao]

truly i love all of you and i'm so grateful for all the support i get on my vanilla milkshake posts here because i've just seen the way people talk about vanilla milkshake and mysticao on twitter and its genuinely taken 50 years off my life. now i've been reminded as to why i should never join the crk fandom on twitter

[loveapologist]

You caught them talking about you when the bell rang.

[cherrywhite]

Congratulations hayward and carpenter for doing absolutely nothing this episode. I think it's high time THEY get to be silly while other characters get to go through the worst experience of their lives. You know, as a treat

[itsclydebitches]

"[Fitzjames'] public demeanor, which was always an easy mix of self-effacing humor and firm command, remained the same, but in private with only Crozier in attendance, Fitzjames spoke less, smiled less frequently, and too often looked distracted and miserable. For a melancholy man like Crozier, the signs were obvious. At times it was like staring into a looking glass, except for the fact that the melancholy countenance staring back was a proper lisping English gentleman rather than an Irish nobody."

The Terror, Dan Simmons

[yuriyuruandyuraart]

Hi? Gosh how do I even start with this :'D

I know it's been ages since I've last popped up on here. I've been debating when to post this for a while, but I kept adding to my draft more and more and now it's the end of JULY omgg I felt so guilty disappearing with zero updates but then thought my birthday would be the best day to finally address this considering it'll feel less random? idk but Ive always celebrated my bday with you guys and I'd feel so bad answering your kind asks without me at least explaining why I was gone for months.

Truth be told, I was dealing with a lot of stuff irl. health issues and sudden declining grades that left me stumped and drained for months now- along with technical issues like having to replace some parts of my computer that took a while for me to find to even draw digitally, which I didn't have the time for anyway with how tired and weary I felt every day.

I'm frankly shaken up by a lot of shit rn and I don't know how to be active online with this burden on my chest- Especially as it's been a while since I've even looked at utmv related content and my motivation dwindled. I swear I'd hype myself up to post or reblog something- but I'd see just how much I've missed or the overwhelming amount of posts I'd need to go through and I'd feel so swamped with exhaustion and most importantly guilt, for not clearing the air up sooner to reassure you guys that I'm, y'know, alive, and not dead in a ditch somewhere. And I'd procrastinate cause typing it all out is hard and I'd give up halfway every time and it's just not fair to you all!

I thought I was handling it well when I started going out and socializing more, instead of staying cooped up at home on my computer all day. and in the first draft of this post I made months ago I was gonna detail some of the fun plans I had, for my life and for this blog :D but relaxing my strict study schedule and letting go a bit of my tight routine, thinking it was better than wringing myself dry to keep it up, backfired horribly, to say the least.

I know right?? so silly to be hung up on stupid shit like studies of all things! but this is a very important thing for me considering my career plans and the competitivity encouraged by everyone I'm surrounded by, the pressure of keeping up adding to my already stressful days. I had to fix myself up first and I couldn't handle the strain nor interact with people and thinking of jobs and exams sapped my energy so much it's frankly embarrassing. writing this feels so cheesy too and it frustrates me to know I could've come back a month earlier if it weren't for that, but I also know putting all of this into words then would just sound like incoherent venting (not that this is very different tbf) and I wasn't in the right headspace to address my absence, or anything really- I didn't want everyone to see me return when I couldn't muster up a genuinely positive message, let alone talk to anyone with a shadow of my usual cheer

I feel like a complete mess and It drives me up the wall how depressed I've gotten. I debated deleting this blog so many times 'cause the fear of disappointing my audience and my friends, for lack of a more fitting sentiment, made me feel even shittier. I'm constantly thinking if this wall of text is worth posting, or if it's better not to burden you all with all my sappy troubles as if it's the end of the world. Trust me, I'll be fine. I'm not trying to dramatize this situation, but I don't think I'm up to pretending I'm all sunshine and enthusiasm you're all accustomed to.

So sorry for worrying you all! I'll try to catch up, deliver some missed birthday gifts, and answer some asks while I'm at it! Again, I can't state how much I appreciate your support throughout the years. It's frankly a miracle I kept any of you around with how much I keep popping and leaving at random with no warning. I definitely can't promise for my stay to be without a hitch, and if you don't mind an inconsistent schedule you're free to stay of course, but I'm afraid I can't sustain the pace I had when I first started this blog. I'll keep posting art, but lower my activity in the fandom sphere to reduce the strain on my mental health. so fewer rants and walls of text, more art, and less stress overall. Love you all and thanks for waiting for this long <3

[itsjaywalkers]

Plsss give us more of oby or nh info I'm desperate🙏😖

i don't know about info nonnie, i feel like i've already talked way too much about these two wips, and everything that's left is . spoilers </3

but u can have this snip from nothing happens as a treat before i go to sleep !!

“It is that deep!” James exclaims, finally losing his composure and raising his voice. “This is your first relationship and it’s—it’s with stupid Crouch! You’re just seventeen, and this is—�� “Oh, don’t start. I get enough of this shit from Sirius,” Regulus snaps, the corners of his mouth curled. “You went on your first date when you were fourteen, and had your first girlfriend when you were fifteen.” “That’s—that’s different, it wasn’t anything serious, I was simply having fun,” James stutters, not sure how he feels about the sudden turn the conversation seems to be taking.  “And I can’t have fun?” Regulus shoots back, crossing his arms and narrowing his eyes.  “Not with bloody Barty,” James scoffs, leaning back on his chair.  “That’s not up to you, James. In fact, it’s none of your business. Me and Barty—we get each other, okay? And we’ve been friends for a while, so I trust him, and I feel very comfortable with him. He’s the best option.” “What do you mean the best option? God, Reggie, he’s literally the fucking worst—” “Stop it! I’ve had enough! And I won’t have you talking shit about my boyf—” “Don’t say it,” James spits, getting up from his seat with a threatening finger pointing at Regulus. He takes a couple of steps towards the bed, and Regulus gazes up at him with contempt. “Don’t fucking say that word.”  “You’re gonna have to get used to it,” Regulus tells him, his tone so cold it sends a chill down James’ spine. “He isn’t going anywhere, and we’re dating now.”

[peachandpinwheel]

It feels weird to compare The Trainee to The Sign or Kinnporsche when they are such wildly different genres, but they all share a quality I really enjoy which is that they're a genre show first and a BL second. Their main plot is organically supported by the romance, rather than existing as a cardboard framework to hang a romance upon. Of course I love a straight up BL, but this kind of diversity is really refreshing and something I hope we continue to see more of.

[atanxdoesstuff]

Here, some Ryley sketches ft. Cuddlefish skritches, Peeper, Bladderfish, and This Is Ozzy From The Cafeteria What The Hell Guys!

i haven't drawn in quite some time but yknow its exam phase so :/ ofc my motivation comes back when I really should be doing something else like idk study? or somethin

[waitineedaname]

i love the bingge extra because it's like

the horror of realizing you're the dark universe version of yourself. the injustice of seeing this other version of yourself be happy and loved, seeing him be treated with such gentle tenderness from a person who only ever treated you with cruelty

bad sex.