#I hope you step on a lego

[thisishowgalaxiescollide]

JOSEPH WOLL 1ST GOALIE IN NHL HISTORY TO WIN 3 ELIMINATION GAMES

[f1-obsessed333]

To everyone who booed Max today 💁🏼‍♀️

[pedulum-chronometry]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE RESCHEDULING MY APPOINTMENT!?!?!!!

[grandparomeaskblog]

Carthage fuck you and the elephants you rode in on

[sunflowergardens-world]

To the people who ate at my work and then left without clearing the table,

I hope both sides of your pillows are warm for all eternity. I hope every piece of toast you eat for the next six months is soggy. I hope you step on a lego every time you're barefooted. I hope your tea or coffee is always too hot when you go to drink it, and cold when you remember it. I hope your cereal always goes soggy. I hope you can never find your keys when you're running late. I hope you realize that the outfit you were looking forward to wearing has a stain. I hope you find yourself low on gas when you're stuck in traffic. I hope you hit every red light on your commute, and I hope the upcoming year is as nice as you are.

[those-violent-delights]

Why do people need to be so fucking rude? LOVE sharing something and someone fucking ignoring it. Great times!

[lazyforesight]

((Me: Goes into the HSR RP tags to find new people to follow.

Also me: Immediately has to block someone spamming the tag with their asks and an RP group that's also spamming the tags.

Seriously why.))

[ionomycin]

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[ninjasmudge]

req for @shadowgamerhalo! mei and mks tackle hugs are not only fun, they can also be used as a battle attack.

+ plus a little doodle bc the amount of actual hugs in the comic is lacking

[bbina]

riize has the funniest opportunity to post a selfie with seunghan if they want to start using abusing that secret feature on weverse

[skele-bunny]

Fuck you, more trans Terzo & Primo content cause some of y'all are TRANSPHOBIC.

Primo's never felt... Right, to say the least. Didn't feel like they fit in any gender category or binary. That they were just, them, to say the least. Of course, presented masc as that's all they really knew, and despite being in a very supportive environment, they just didn't know. It wasn't until during their Papacy that they learned the proper wording, from Chain who was exactly that. Nonbinary. It felt comfortable. The pronouns felt right, not being restricted to a binary felt right. Of course their brothers and ghouls were supportive, but they never really... Came out. Still mainly in the closet, and always would be. It's simply not common knowledge unless the topic comes up as a lot of ghouls go to Primo for advice, they've always been a "grandparent" figure for everyone.

But, to them, that's simply who they are and always will be. They love themselves and they don't need anyone else's but that. They're happy. They're content. If you ask, they'll simply tell you "I guess it just happened. Couldn't tell you how." And then starts babbling about their new gardening project. They're VERY quick about it LMAO

Now, Terzo? He knew VERY quickly. More knowledge accessible and adamant about it all. Wasn't even 6 when he'd start crying with dresses, and constantly hated being called Terzi. Around 8 was when Phil found him cutting his hair for the first time, just wet puffy eyes and determination. ("I'm not gonna stop." // "I'm not stopping you. Just let me help, you've got a fuck ass bob going on.")

Same day, went through his closet and got rid of any feminine outfits. There was a gentle agreement on when he'd start hormones, and he was fine with that in the end. Faced some issues with the higher-ups of the ministry but kept up headstrong and that confident attitude. Cardinal Terzo was who he was, and everyone else could kiss ass about that (his exact words.) Once he got top surgery and more deep in his testosterone, did he start feeling comfortable to play with feminity again. Trying heels, stockings, even lipstick and more fem earrings. Still a man, he just likes feeling pretty is all. AND FLASHY. GIVE THAT MAN GOLD EARRINGS AND HES YOUR BEST FRIEND.

[bumblebeerror]

Hey so for all y’all who have never experienced Testosterone Puberty, from someone who experienced Estrogen Puberty first:

Cis Teenage Boys cannot help that they stink. They cannot help being sweaty. They cannot help that their hair is greasy if they don’t have the time or means to shower multiple times a day.

My first puberty was a fucking BREEZE in the “remaining clean, dry, and generally presentable” department besides the period bits. For 3/4 of the time I was going thru puberty, it was totally easy. I barely sweat, I only stank when I had my period and only like blood, my only wardrobe worry was whether I bled thru my undies.

My second puberty on T? Motherfucker I sweat thru shirts, pants, socks, underwear, bandanas, you fucjing name it if it’s on my body I soak it through in a matter of minutes. On a warm day I could require a shower and fresh clothes 3-4 times in order to be presentable in public. My hair gets greasy within a day. My body gets Itchy where I sweat from bacteria that can accumulate and grow unchecked within a day, and makes me stink like BO and yeast. I’m not even safe in winter, motherfucker - whenever it gets remotely wet out my butt is so swampy if I stuck it in the snow I’d come back out with icicles on my ass.

All this to say - I’m expierencing this as an adult, who knows how to remedy itchy irritated skin with antibacterial soap, who knows what fabrics will make me sweat more and which ones will wick sweat away, who knows how and where to apply deodorant and what kinds will irritate my skin, who knows how to minimize the smells I dislike from my body through practice and patience, who is willing to use baby powder to stay more comfortable because I haven’t been teased about how only girls and babies use it.

In short, I say this as someone who’s had a decade longer to learn how to handle these issues - not as a confused and scared kid who’s being mercilessly teased and berated for being sweaty or stinky or using too much Axe Body Spray.

I say this because holy shit. Fucking relax next time you meet a teenage boy who is sweaty or stinky or greasy. Either help him out or refuse to yell at him or tease him for it. It isn’t his fault that he’s a fucking kid, and the most anyone has bothered telling him is to “put on deodorant” “take a shower” or “change your socks” about how to control what’s happening to his body.

[findingoblivion]

I am so fucking mad.

Full mask off. "I'm not showing you love and support"

What a fucking joke. Trans women are being systematically destroyed and deleted and it's more important to you to come onto a random popular trans girls post and spout All Lives Matter bullshit rhetoric.

Trans women have been abandoned by their brethren. You all never gave a shit in the first place but you clearly don't now.

Trans women will keep leaving this site in droves. We aren't welcome here. You talk about solidarity and how we shouldn't be fighting each other. And I agree! But to do that you need to stand up and speak out about what's happening specifically to trans women. I've seen exactly four people who aren't trans women talk about it. That's pathetic.

Do better. We're not even at the bare minimum level right now. It's not enough.

Stop actively making our lives worse. Stop making it about you. Stop buying in to terf rhetoric.

Support us. Love us. Be friends with us.

[casavanse]

You genocidal maniacs actually make me sick, 210+ men woman and children died so that 4 terrorists could be “saved”

3/10

more than 90% of what you said here isn't true. Cmon, at least give me something interesting!

[mamawasatesttube]

this is so obnoxious im actually wondering if it's a troll but hey. a) never call my work "content" again. b) no writer owes you shit. i don't care how long you have to wait ohh you poor thing. c) if you're lurking on my tumblr for """content""" you know i had final exams and a death in the family to deal with in the last few weeks. d) you didn't even comment on the first chapter i literally could not care less how agonizing the wait was for you uwu.

it takes so much work to write 24,000 words. pulling that off in 7 weeks with a lot of other shit going on, plus writing several other oneshots in the meantime, is a lot! i am a person not just a content-generating machine. can't believe that is something i have to say?

anyway. the point being. get blocked idiot