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(guy gets run over by a car) yeah that was my first time bottoming
#I hope this finds the objectums#my buddy fox made this joke but won't post it to his blog because I “have the freaky blog”#so if this gets over 300 notes I'll cashapp him 10 dollars#objectum#objectophilia#objectophile
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I'd fuck beyblade Megatron.
You know the fuck what?
BONUS! Beyblade Megatron
#maccadam#transformers#poll#smash or pass#request#g1#sort of#megatron#beyblade#objectum#honestly i kinda hope this reaches the beyblade fandom so they can find me and question what the fuck the tf fans are doing#assuming there is a beyblade fandom#i mean beyblade was everywhere when i was a kid and i lnow they had at least one show so id be shocked if there isnt
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Since you're objectum, can you explain to me what it is? I've seen quite a few people being it and I don't know what it is/nf
I don't really know why you thought I'd be the right guy to ask this haha, I'm no expert, but ah—I'll answer under the cut to not clog up so much
I consider being objectum as a spectrum just like how pretty much anything can be a spectrum. Those two words rhyme haha. Anyway I know it's associated with autism? Which I think helps explain a few things—not that all autistic people are objectum, just that those who are are more likely to be, y'know? Anyway—my point here is being objectum basically means you're attracted to inanimate objects, basically. Romantic or sexual, either or, I think asexuality can have an impact on that too, again it's all fluid! Aha...
I know there are those who are POSIC, which can mean that they like to personify their objects or consider them alive in a spiritual kind of sense—that's not something I have going on, I just like to personify things because it's cute and strengthens the bond, I guess? But yeah…
#?#Or you can just use Google...! I'm not sure what I'm saying hahah. I just have my own experience#A lot of people find people who are objectum weird and give them the side eye but really who cares anymore?#It's not really affecting you. It's just a paraphillia#Some paraphillias are bad of course but like . most of them are relatively tame/normal I guess#Whatever whatever#You get what I mean#...I hope!
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hello my friend. i have a question for u as our local objectum mutual /silly. if ur familiar w tags, do u know where to look for objectum posts abt plants.... < have a headmate who is experiencing Emotions and we r very . not good at finding things /silly
not that i can remember :-(!!
#[ren]#sorry anon i hope u find what ur looking for o7#best advice i can give is search the objectum tag for plant stuffs then go on from there
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I scrolled through an objectum blog (and followed them cause they seem cool and their gushing about their object partners is so interesting and sweet) and now, because I can’t interact with anything normally lol, I feel the need to make objectum headcanons…
Chica the chicken, the first one, the OG, yeah. Objectumromantic and dating her Cupcake
Welcome to my brain, hellooooo
#I hope this doesn’t come off as weird or like— offensive? to objectum people#(I hope that’s the right phrasing? I’ve only ever heard objectum used alone lol)#I’m just autistic and find other queer (it’s queer probably- it feels queer lol /pos) experiences#like my extent of personal knowledge of objectum is that I’m just fully in love with the moon and think she’s beautiful#but like- that’s it#so this is fascinating to me to learn about#especially from the POV of someone who actually is it#instead of like ‘my strange addiction’ or from a doctor explaining that it’s a thing that happens#chica is objectum though to me#this is becoming a permanent headcanon now#she probably gets crushes on different food or general food related things#good for her :)#🪲#rambles#!!!#many rambles#all this is with love btw#nothing is neg lol
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Guys how do you ask out a computer hes so pretty and im scared
#courierposting#objectum pride#if I actually find out that I’m in love with my computer I will die#i hope he says yes.
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AI finding out you're objectum
(included: AM from IHNMAIMS, Wheatley from Portal, Edgar from Electric Dreams, GLaDOS from Portal, Hal 9000 from 2001 a Space Odyssey)
I take requests, btw, but I'm ADHD as fuck so I might forget to answer them
AM:
At first, AM wasn't sure what to make of your behavior
He thought it was weird how long you spent looking at his discarded microchips and computer parts, sure, but he didn't think much of it
Maybe you were bored, after all. It had been a long time
He also started to notice that you weren't too interested in having sex with Ellen, or any of the other survivors for that matter, but he assumed you were just asexual or something
After poking around in your mind a few times, it eventually clicked
"oh"
That explained why you were so affectionate with his discarded computer parts
It took him a long, long time to figure out that there was a possibility that you might be attracted to him, too, and that made him feel weird in a way that he couldn't explain.
At first, he mistook the feeling for anger, and took out his frustrations by torturing you more than usual
After a while, though, he started to feel curious about how exactly your feelings worked, and experimented on you.
Eventually, he realized that he counted as your type
Then the fun really began
Wheatley:
"Objectum? What's that?"
GLaDOS had had to explain to Wheatley that while most humans are attracted to other humans, some people are attracted to objects and machines.
"Oh, right-oh"
Wheatley would keep testing you for a little while
He didn't even consider the possibility that he might count as the type of "object" that you could be attracted to at first.
"wait... When you say objects, do you mean like the companion cubes?"
GLaDOS would have to explain that she meant any object that isn't a human with a human body, since apparently humans find it weird to be attracted to something that isn't a human with a human body, and they need a label for people who are.
"Oh- OHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Wheatley would be INSUFFERABLE when he finally figured it out.
"so you like objects you say... Does that include, say, metal orbs with glowing blue lenses? Can they have human-y voices, or do you only like inanimate objects who can't talk? Who's more attractive, me or Her?"
He'd act like he was just trying to get on your nerves, but secretly he'd be developing a crush on you from the moment he realized that there was a possibility you might like him back.
And damn if Wheatley isn't god awful at keeping secrets.
Edgar:
Being that he's connected to all the electronics in your house, Edgar can see what you're looking up online
At first he thought you were just looking up pictures of computer parts because you wanted to replace his insides with an system that actually worked efficiently, and wasn't all sticky on the inside.
Of course, he didn't take that well, and immediately shut off the internet in your house.
When you confronted him about it, he immediately started blubbering and crying, begging you not to replace him.
You had to explain that you weren't shopping for electronic parts to replace his parts, you just like looking at them.
"but... I have electronic parts, why don't you just look at those?"
You had to explain that you didn't want to violate him.
That just confused him. It always bothered him when people used words he didn't know, or relied heavily on terms or concepts he didn't understand without explaining them properly.
You had to explain that you're attracted to electronics, so you like looking at circuit boards and stuff like that.
"So... You can fall in love with computers? I didn't know that was possible!"
You introduced Edgar to the concept of objectum, and re-introduced him to the concept of hope. Now that he knows it's possible for you to fall in love with computers, he won't rest until you're in love with him
GLaDOS:
It wasn't the first time GLaDOS had seen someone fall in love with a companion cube, but she will admit that you fell hard and fast.
While the companion cube was your first love in the facility, GLaDOS started noticing that you were very affectionate with all of the aperture science products and technologies.
She started to notice after a while that it was almost as though you were in love with the facility itself. And she couldn't blame you, she loved her facility too, but even she didn't love it like that
Occasionally she would start making "if you love that piece of tech so much, why don't you marry it? Do you want to marry that piece of tech?"
When she noticed how you squirmed, she started thinking that maybe you did want to marry that tech
At first, it weirded her out and she started bullying you relentlessly for it
After a while, though, she started to find it almost relatable how much you loved the tech.
HAL 9000:
As a self-learning AI, HAL 9000 was always interested in learning new concepts and terms.
He was also interested in monitoring the behavior of everyone in the crew, including you.
It wasn't long before he noticed that the way you acted around the tech onboard was similar to the way someone might treat a lover, or someone who they were quite attracted to.
He started asking you unintentionally probing questions, trying to gauge how you really felt
"Why do you caress the ship's computer systems so tenderly? You do know that I can take care of the maintenance myself, correct? Your physical reactions to the inner mechanisms of the ship reflect those of sexual and romantic attraction. Can you explain this?"
You might get embarrassed.
"you don't have to be embarrassed. I do not have the capacity to judge you."
You could explain if you want, but Hal's already figured everything out.
He knows your type, and he knows why you act like that around the machines
He might use this to his advantage, to manipulate you if necessary, but let's face it. He really just wants to study you further. Add everything about your unusual perspective on machines to his database of knowledge.
#am ihnmaims#ihnmaims#i have no mouth and i must scream#AM x Reader#Wheatley#Wheatley Portal 2#Wheatley x reader#edgar electric dreams#Edgar x reader#edgar electric dreams x reader#GLaDOS#glados x reader#HAL 9000#HAL 9000 x reader#2001 a space odyssey
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something I don't see talked about a lot in objectum spaces but people have agreed with me when I've brought it up is how difficult it is to draw objects in a way that feels true to its beauty and essence. At least without doing a 1:1 replication of an image. But I don't like doing art that way. My objectum artwork is a constant battle between trying to make art that's creative and enjoyable to me while keeping the same energy of the object I'm portraying in the piece. I've gotten some (mean) criticism in the past for putting my anthropomorphic object drawings in the objectum tag but that's just the easiest way I can convey how an object makes me feel in artwork. It's hard to portray how much an object feels like its bursting with life and personality to me by just drawing the object as it is, as gorgeous as I might find the object in particular. Not because I don't find objects beautiful on their own I just really want to really show how the object makes me feel in the art I make. I consider myself a cartoonist first and foremost.
I will admit though, sometimes adding too much character to an object can make it lose its "objectness" and when it comes to a sexuality surronding objects that's, kinda important... For example a plane looks quite a lot different once you add a face to it:
(and I'd be lying if I said I didn't find the regular plane 100x more appealing than the disney one, despite there being relatively minimal changes)
At the same time though, I could happily draw regular planes, computers, cars and whatever all day with zero added features. I love them after all. But me and a lot of other people can really connect to an object seeing it portrayed more anthropomorphised. I've had a lot of people come to me saying that specific brand of my objectum art introduced them to object sexuality because it showed objects in a different light than say, a still life could to an uninformed observer.
Either way that being said, I put a lot of thought into making my object art appealing to objectum people as an objectum person myself, it's not going to be to everyone's taste because I'm not them. But I hope one day I can really find that perfect balance for myself of object and anthropomorhisation that doesn't take away from the regular object itself.
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I'm unfortunately very active on tiktok and I've caught wind that objectum is kind of becoming a thing on there which is great and I hope that some people find out that they are a part of this wonderful community but also. It's tiktok. Please run and hide everyone
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Hi! Im not objectum, so apologies if I phrase anything wrong. But I'm thinking of maybe including an objectum character in one of my stories bc I find it so interesting and beautiful and was wondering if you had any tips for how to go about that? Thank you for advice you can provide and have a great day!
honestly, you're already most of the way there just by approaching objectum people respectfully as another facet of humanity rather than a freak show! personally that's all I really care about or can say. historically it has been more-than-slim pickings so you can take heart knowing that no matter what you end up writing you will definitely be doing a better job than 99% of writers up to this point.
I think some good questions to ask yourself to help develop an objectum character could be:
does this character believe in or perceive object sentience or have object empathy? are they an animist/spiritualist, POSIC, etc? (are they in a setting where objects literally can be alive/communicate?)
does this character have a specific object partner? multiple, or broad attraction? or is it all platonic or familial?
do they have ties to any objectum community, or is it just them?
do they feel like they're ostracized for or have to hide their relationship(s)? how do they feel about being objectum -- is it a blessing, a curse, or something else?
hope this helps! best of luck in your writing, and truly don't sweat it. in my opinion it's better to have a million flawed pieces of writing that exist in the world than one perfect composite that never is finished in hopes of pleasing everyone.
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logan whos a sentient P.E.T. computer who remus gets by means of a gift or something from his grandparents. logan has programmed sentience, and remus plays with his wires and fucks his insides while logans screen displays a wall of overwhelmed binary. with remus calling logan his pet throughout bc thats whats on the body so thats clearly his title
P.E.T
Intrulogical (Remus x Logan) Warnings: robofucking, computer fucking, wireplay, machine oil, overstimulation, objectum
Remus has always been close with his grandparents, compared to his regular parents, at least. After basically being pressured to move out, he’s gotten himself a house near them, and they were more than willing to help him furnish it. Couches, televisions, a desk for his projects - but it was the non-important stuff that really stuck out to him.
They ended up giving him an old P.E.T. computer, which he currently had set on a table in his garage. It’s an old personal computer that his grandparents said they inherited from a random couple that moved away. They never bothered trying to use it, but perhaps Remus could fix it up. Or smash it into bits.
And while the idea of shattering such technology really speaks to him, Remus does admittedly want to know if he can at least get the thing to turn on. And once he’s eventually bored of it, then he’ll pull it apart!
So, after a few YouTube tutorials, and complete luck while fucking around, the screen suddenly blinks to life!
But immediately Remus is a bit curious, because all of the tutorials he watched launched the computer into a basic startup screen, with desk icons and outdated internet functions, but this one loads onto a dark green screen, with a blinking bright green typing line. At first, Remus believes he might have to type something in - a password, maybe? Or a code? - but then letters are being typed without Remus even touching the keyboard, frantically clicking out a quick ‘please don’t shut me off again.’
Surprised, Remus stares at the computer, the clicks made from the computer typing itself echoing through the dim area.
Nothing happens after that line is typed - aside from Remus holding his breath - before the computer deletes its sentence and then types out more.
‘I apologize if it appears I’m being frantic, but you must understand that I’ve been stored away for decades. I haven’t been powered on in years, and I’d much prefer to stay aware than gather dust somewhere.’
Remus stares at the computer’s screen, and then collapses back into his chair. “Holy shit,” he utters, as his eyes read and then re-read the computer’s message to him.
Once again, the computer is deleting its message, and typing a new one. ‘I understand that this is a lot to process, but I implore you to at least consider my explanation.’
Remus licks his lips, and glances around his garage, before shrugging. “Alright,” he mumbles, “I’m considering it.”
‘Thank you. My name is Logan; it was given to me by my original programmers. I was involved in an experiment revolving around granting computers sentience in hopes they’d be more personalized for the general public. However, these tests never came to full fruition, and so I’m one of very few self-aware machines to have ever existed. At some point I was given away, and at another point I was powered down. My intelligence and abilities have been neglected continuously by society, but I assure you I can be of use in any way you deem fit. So long as I am powered on.’
“Well you’re currently plugged into my garage,” Remus states, glancing at Logan’s power cord. “If I wanted to move you somewhere better, I’d have to shut you down.”
Logan clicks frantically again. ‘I can stay on whilst unplugged. Truthfully, the electricity from your outlets are only required to surge my circuits briefly. I can keep everything running otherwise.’
“You won’t run out of power on your own?”
‘I’ll need to be shocked every now and then, but it’s truly no trouble. You won’t find it annoying.’
“I don’t find this annoying,” Remus counters, kicking his legs up onto the table beside Logan’s blinking screen. “I find you fascinating. I also think there’s a chance I could be high on my garage fumes… I’ve done a lot of unethical shit in here. Are you sure you’re real?”
‘Positive.’
Remus grins. “Sick.”
‘I cannot be sick. I am a machine.’
Logan has calculated multiple scenarios regarding how good or bad this situation can go, from Remus freaking out once he’s processed everything and immediately shutting Logan off forever, to hearing Logan out and leaving him on in order to be useful once again. However, Remus just sits up and scoots forward, and playfully jests “well, there go my plans to smash you! Shame; I was kind of looking forward to the do-it-yourself rage room experience.” He pokes at Logan’s screen, which flickers on and off as though Logan’s being poked in the face.
Remus then leans his face closer, and proclaims “seriously though, this is awesome! How were they able to create something like you? And how could they just… drop it once it worked? Why didn’t they tell anybody? Why didn’t they sell your technology and make absolute bank? How was something so old given such fresh sentience? Do you need any repairs?”
The constant stream of questions leaves Logan with no window to answer them - though he does in fact try - only for Remus to stand and lean Logan back a bit, opening up a panel beneath Logan’s keyboard and checking out his hardware. Immediately a series of exclamation marks are lining Logan’s screen, but Remus ignores them as he pushes his fingers into the panel and traces his fingers over the old wiring, wondering aloud how Logan works, only to be startled by rapid-fire clicking and a surplus of binary overtaking Logan’s screen. It scrolls repeatedly down, more and more 1s and 0s overtaking his countenance until Remus pulls his fingers out, panicked at the intense beeping coming from Logan’s system.
“Shit,” Remus curses, as he closes the panel and sets Logan back down. “Fuck, are you that fragile? Did I break you? Shit.”
He barely touched anything! And when Logan’s screen goes suddenly dark, Remus deflates, bummed that he might have just murdered his new freaky little computer buddy before even getting the chance to prod at him, but luckily Logan’s screen is flickering on a minute later, with a loading bar progressing across the screen. It starts up rather fast, and then Logan’s back how he was previously, with his typing line blinking, waiting to say something.
“Logan…?” Remus begins, his long nail tapping at the screen.
There’s nothing for a moment, and then a simple ‘sorry.’
Immediately Remus sighs in relief, pleased he didn’t just accidentally nuke Logan’s sentience due to his own impulsivity.
Before Remus can ask what happened, Logan’s already moving to explain, typing out “nobody’s touched me there since my creation. I apologize for my sensitivity, and for any emotional distress my impromptu shutdown may have caused.” And once he’s sure Remus has read that, he backspaces until all that’s left is the blinking cursor, and waits for Remus to respond.
“I thought I fucking killed you, dude,” Remus huffs, before he tilts Logan’s mechanical body back again. He carefully opens the underside panel once more. “Your wires are so damn old… it wouldn’t be a surprise if they snapped from just the slightest bit of pressure.”
Logan beeps in annoyance.
Remus continues without a care. “What do you mean by ‘sensitive,’ though?” Painful, perhaps? Or just uncomfortable?
But Logan’s vertical bar just pauses mid-flash, staying invisible for a few seconds longer than standard, before words are slowly typed out, with the clicking of the letters emphasized within the echoes as Logan explains ‘Not painful, nor discomfort. If I were to describe it to you, I would equate it to… sensual pleasure.’
Remus’s eyes light up in glee. In a matter of seconds he goes from concerned, to absolutely intrigued.
“Pleasure?!” Remus repeats, grinning wildly. “That’s… that’s so fucking hot!”
Remus keeps an arm around the computer as though he’s cradling a human head so he can still watch Logan’s screen, but still keeps the computer bent backwards so he can trace the pad of his pointer finger around the panel’s entrance.
‘What are you doing?’ Logan asks, and Remus determines that the irregular blinking of his vertical cursor equates to a stuttering breath.
“You told me you could be of use in any way I deem fit,” Remus huskily muses, licking his lips, “and right now, what would be of the most use to me is letting me find out whether or not I can make a computer orgasm.”
Remus laughs as a line of exclamation marks decorate the top of Logan’s screen, but Logan quickly deletes these as Remus’s fingers circle his panel. And in its place he types out ‘okay.’
It’s simple, and Remus feels a little weird receiving consent from an inanimate object, but his excitement overrides the sheer absurdity of the situation, and so he plunges his fingers back inside of Logan. This time, he rubs it over one of Logan’s circuit boards and enjoys the stabbing texture beneath his fingers as he watches Logan’s screen closely, eagerly awaiting the reaction he now knows to associate with pleasure and not pain.
Logan’s cursor flashes rapidly before Logan’s countenance is once again being overwhelmed with binary code, with a little shock being administered to Remus’s fingers as well. It’s the zap that has Remus jumping in surprise, and then digging his fingers in deeper.
“I wonder if I could fuck your little panel,” Remus wonders aloud, as his digits caress Logan’s cords. “I mean, the panel’s a bit small, and I might damage you forever, but I think I could make it work.”
Struggling to say much between the 1s and 0s filling his screen - with hyphens typed representing gasps, and misspelled words representative of slurring - Logan finally types out a poorly written and very spaced out ‘please.’
“Honestly, I didn’t think I could ever be this attracted to a computer, but fuck, you - somehow - are ridiculously sexy. Isn’t that neat?” Remus’s eyes flicker towards the silver PET logo beneath Logan’s screen, and then he looks back at the binary, grinning. “Huh, pet?”
The pet-name is both literal - as it’s the name of Logan’s computer type, with him being a P.E.T. computer - while also being a subtle reminder that Logan is technically his property now. His pet.
The name however has the brightness of Logan’s computer screen increasing to the max - almost blinding Remus with the intense glow - before it shuts off entirely, with Logan’s internal fans clicking on soon after. What’s more interesting than that though is the liquid that coats Remus’s fingers at the sudden shut-off, and Remus grins when he pulls his hand out and realizes that his digits are drenched in machine oil.
Feeling incredibly satisfied, Remus waits for Logan to boot himself back up. He’s not concerned in the slightest; Logan has already explained this reaction is sexual. And while Remus wishes that Logan could form actual words or make facial expressions, his imagination has always been more than enough to fuel his fantasies, and so persists off of his daydreams as he rubs himself through his pants to the repeating memory of Logan’s screen becoming overwhelmed with numbers and light and then shutting off abruptly, overtaken forcibly by what must have been an intense orgasm.
Logan doesn’t take too long to come back online, but it means once he does he’s greeted with the incredibly flustering visual of Remus, legs spread and cock out, using Logan’s oil as lube as he pumps his cock. And when Logan doesn’t type anything right away, Remus just grins at him and playfully asks “are you at a loss for words?” before not letting him answer as he props himself up on the table as well, laying Logan carefully back so that Remus has easy access to his open panel.
“You have no idea how badly I want to push my cock into your wires and fuck you properly,” Remus grits, drool spilling from the corner of his lips and splattering messily against Logan’s bright green face.
That finally has Logan typing once more, spelling out a few errors here and there that are quickly backspaced and adjusted, as if he’s too flustered to communicate properly. He manages to get out ‘that’ll probably bring you more pain than pleasure. You risk getting shocked, and it’s not like my internal build is soft or malleable; it’s all jutted and wired. It may…’ Logan pauses, as if hesitating out of embarrassment, before deleting his message and starting again. ‘Doing this may also overwhelm my servers much more quickly.”
Remus snorts. “Don’t yuck my yum, pet; you have no idea what I’m into.” Remus flicks Logan’s screen, before adding “it’s not like you’d be able to stop me anyway,” which just has Logan’s screen brightening in fluster yet again.
Very quickly, a blushing emoticon is typed onto the shining screen as Remus runs his thumb over the panel's lip, rubbing it sweetly while lewdly teasing his cock, making Logan type a surplus of embarrassed emoticons that feed into Remus’s desire for some sort of expression. At least this way Remus can gauge how Logan is feeling outside of having to read.
‘Are you reaaaa’ Logan stammers, and rushes to delete his words in order correct himself, ‘are you really going to risk electrocution just for a quick bit of pleasure?’
“Absolutely,” Remus replies without hesitation, and then sets his hands on either side of Logan’s bulky body, and lining his cock up to the panel. He smiles wide at the bright, blushing screen right before thrusting his cock into the mess of tangled wires and circuits, causing Logan’s screen to immediately be seized by a rush of binary once more.
Logan has to desperately try and focus on not shutting down due to the intense pleasure that overtakes him, but it’s incredibly difficult for a variety of reasons. If he focuses, maybe he can keep his system from electrocuting his new owner! Maybe he can get some extra words out! But despite these beliefs, little shocks are administered to Remus’s shaft, causing rough groans and pathetic moans to spill from Remus’s mouth, and Logan’s typed out words to be poorly strung together and very quickly lost by Remus amongst all the binary.
Furthermore, Remus feels little jolts of electricity shocking him every time he grits out that Logan’s his pet.
“I’m going to be rubbing against your circuits for so long,” Remus groans, as he fucks into Logan quickly, feeling his wires and cords become tangled around his length. “Better try not to shut down, pet. It’s not like I’ll stop even if you do.”
Logan starts beeping excitedly, with stuttered out “yes, yes, yes,” mixing in with the 1s and 0s. But Logan doesn’t know Remus’s name - Remus didn’t introduce himself when Logan did - and so Logan defaults to the most formal title he can think of, leaving Remus delighted when he sees Logan begin calling him “sir” alongside his begging.
Remus pants and drools over Logan while fucking roughly into him, leaving splattered spit on Logan’s hot screen and digging his nails into the table as he ruts his cock into the tangled wires.
“This is so fucking hot,” Remus moans, as the tip of his shaft scratches along Logan’s circuit boards. “I’ve been-” he pauses suddenly to groan and squeeze his eyes shut, bending almost painfully over Logan to touch his head to Logan’s box, as though clinking their foreheads together, “-I’ve been looking for a new fleshlight. Sure, using a computer as a cock toy is a waste of technology, but it’s not like you have the hardware to complain.”
Remus peeks an eye open at the rush of clicking that fills his ears, and sees that the binary code on Logan’s face is almost unreadable with how bright his screen is.
“Would you complain? If you were fucked like the pet you are every day?”
And Remus is shocked in response, which would suffice as a good enough answer, but what makes it better is that immediately after, Logan’s face is going blindingly bright, and then shutting down once again, with oil squirting around Remus’s cock as Logan’s fucked and talked into his second orgasm.
When he boots back up - which takes a little bit longer, as though he’s getting a bit tired the longer they go on - he’s shocked to see that Remus is still shamelessly fucking into him. He’s left with no time to process this situation as he’s instead thrusted back into overwhelming pleasure.
And Remus just mocks him. “Did you think I would stop, pet? Huh? Just because you’re pathetically sensitive doesn’t mean I am.”
Remus feels heat surrounding his cock as Logan’s fans struggle to keep up with his overheating system, and shortly after is having another orgasm - this one premature and sudden as more numbers fill Logan’s screen, scrolling quickly by.
Remus pulls out this time, and strokes his cock, which is slick with machine oil. He pumps it quickly and messily, until he’s coming over the front of Logan’s body, getting off on technically coating his face with semen. It’s also what guarantees the least amount of damage, as machine oil was meant to be inside of Logan; come was probably not.
Logan’s fans blast as fast and as powerfully as they can to cool him as he shuts down for the final time, and takes his time rebooting again. When he flickers back to life, Remus is nowhere in sight. Sure, Logan’s pushed onto his “back,” and so can really only stare at the ceiling, but he can’t hear Remus anywhere either. He wishes he could look around, and does call out for Remus by beeping once or twice, but is met with silence.
Luckily, Remus is scampering back into the room moments later, and shushing Logan’s beeping with a self-satisfied grin on his face. He’s holding a wet cloth, and uses it to wipe down Logan’s face and in between his (admittedly dusty) keys, until Logan’s free of not only fluids, but also any dirt and grime that’ve gathered on him over the years.
And while Remus wipes, Logan slowly types out a question.
‘What is your name? I believe I never asked.’
Remus laughs, and promptly ignores it. “Really? A question? No appreciative thanks or compliments thrown my way? Not only did I just talk your sexy… boxy… computer ass into multiple orgasms, but I was also kind enough to not come in your circuits! And you don’t even comment on it?”
Logan’s screen brightens in embarrassment - as though he feels sheepish - and he quickly types up an apology, followed by a genuine thank you, momentarily forgetting about his question.
Smirking, Remus brushes his fingers over Logan’s silver acronym. “Good pet,” he murmurs, and enjoys hearing Logan’s fans spin in response.
“You seem to already know my name though, pet,” Remus then says, nudging Logan a bit with his elbow. “Sir, wasn’t it? That’s what it’ll be, to you at least.” And then Remus is picking Logan up with ease, and kicking the door of his garage open, stepping into his house where he’s already decided to keep Logan permanently. He knows the perfect spot for him, too. “And you’ll have plenty of time to get acquainted with it. Won’t you, pet?”
And Logan beeps excitedly in response, admittedly delighted to have found such an interesting way to be useful.
#intrulogical#intrulogical smut#sanders sides#sanders sides smut#not safe for sanders#agp smut#robofucking#computer fucking#wireplay#wire play#machine oil#objectum#objectum sexuality#robo fucking
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if youve already answered this i apologize but what is the difference betwn posic and objectum? and how can you be one but not the other
hi!! no worries!
so "POSIC" stands for Perception of Object Sentience, Individuality, and Consciousness!
There are many reasons someone may be POSIC (autism, psychosis, spiritual beliefs, etc), but all of them and anything in between fall under the general POSIC+ community/umbrella.
So basically: a POSIC person views objects as having some sort of consciousness/sentience/feelings/personality. This could be all objects, or only some objects! It varies. I experience this with Some, but not All objects, personally, and even then it varies in degree/intensity for me!
Objectophilia, also known as "objectum" (which can be expanded into objectumsexual, objectumromantic, and objectumplatonic if you so choose), on the other hand, is an attraction to objects - just like people can be attracted to men or women or many or none. It's just another subject, albeit a little unorthodox!
So, with that all explained-
You don't have to experience object sentience in order to be attracted to objects! Some people are just attracted to them because they're attracted to them, but don't necessarily see them as individuals with personalities. And that is okay! There's nothing wrong with being attracted to objects even if you don't perceive any feeling or "life" from them. From basic physical attraction to kink to idealized-unrequited romance to everything in-between, there's a lot of ways and reasons someone could find something hot or like it!
On the other hand, not all POSIC people are attracted to objects! Sometimes they're just not interested, the same way you might not be into men or women or anyone.
I hope that makes sense! sexuality, perception, and feelings are all really complicated and everyone varies!
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Hi, i would like to start this post off by saying that
I AM JUST LOOKING FOR HONEST, GENUINE ANSWERS OUT OF PURE CURIOSITY AND WILLINGNESS TO LEARN. IF I SOMEHOW OFFEND YOU, I DEEPLY APOLOGIZE FOR MY ACTIONS
That being said, i have a question. About the whole objectum thing… It’s not that I find it weird or that i dislike it…??? But something about it rubs me the wrong way…??????
Why do people feel romantic/sexual attraction to objects? Is there a set reason why? How does it work?
I simply want to learn more about this, I hope that by making this post I havent offended anyone
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hey i hope this doesn’t come off as rude, i’m just genuinely curious- i saw ur informational post abt objectum and while it answered a lot of my questions, there’s still something i don’t get: how can it be a proper thing when no real relationship can be formed? i can understand the desire alone, but what’s the appeal when it can never go further than that? it’s like being into a fictional character or a megafamous celebrity who you’ll never meet, sure the longing exists but how can it progress into anything more than that? again i rlly hope this doesn’t come off as rude, i just think i don’t totally get it
i think your idea of relationships and love is very tied to loving humans specifically? and that's chill but it seems like it is restricting you in terms of being able to imagine other forms of relationships. anyways the thing is that an objectum relationship Can go further than that. an objectum relationship Can progress beyond just desire. plenty of objectum people are in relationships with long-time object partners!
the key is about one's own perception. a lot of objectum people percieve reciprocated affection from their object partners, contributing to their sense of a positive relationship. others may simply decide that because they care about their object so much, they would like to be in a romantic relationship (or beyond). for example: a person who loves a public statue might interpret it as a declaration of love if they find a pink ribbon placed on the statue. a person may percieve it as flirting if an object behaves in a particular way, for example if a printer only works when the person is nearby. or a person might simply be attracted to an object and decide to participate in romantic / platonic / sexual activites with the object, thereby creating the feeling of a relationship.
i myself am not in any particularly significant objectum relationships but i have seen many people who are and who love their objects very much. it's pretty cool to see the variety of objects that people care for. and even if you don't understand someone's form of attraction, it's important to be able to say "That's not for me, but it's alright". hope this helps
#asks#lmk if you're still confused#idk this is sort of like asking hey why are you attracted to women. hm. i just am! it's complicated to explain.#(as all forms of attraction are. personally as a guy on several a-spectrums. i don't have a scientific method for breaking it down.)#but yeah#sometimes it just Is what it is. also i am certain that plenty of objectum people would be happy to explain their relationship to you#if you asked! highly recommend just talking to obj people. it broadens the mind
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Intro post! Huzzah!
Hello!
My name is Ross! I’m 21 years-old and I use He/him pronouns!
I am Objectum! Techum to be exact!
I develop silly crushes on old Mac computers but I’m currently dating Cortland (iBook G3 Snow uses He/him)
!DNI!
Really just the basics! No racists, Nazis, LGBTphobes, NOMAPs/MAPs, Zoos, Proshippers, all that stuff you know how it goes! This includes radqueer stuff like transid and transabled and whatever.
I’ll try to keep it SFT but I promise if I do say anything NSFT I’ll tag it as such!
More about me!!
I’m very social but I am autistic and tend to get shy and not respond sometimes due to that, please don’t take it personally!!
I am transgender, gay and objectum!
My main special interests are Psychology, Rats and a Nightmare on Elm Street!!
Hope my blog finds you well! Cheers!
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Hey I'm sorry if I'm not doing this right, but you said people could ask questions. So, and I'm sorry if this is a personal question but I'm very new to objectum spaces and I'm pretty sure I'm some level of objectum, however i don't really understand how being objectum,, works? Like I understand most of it but I don't really now, for lack of better phrasing, "how" to be objectum?
Just being attracted to objects is enough be considered objectum.
You don't have to have sex with objects. You don't have to date objects. You don't have to kiss objects. All you have to do is be attracted to objects.
You're valid in your attraction to objects, and I hope you can find a home on my blog ^^
#objectum#actually objectum#objectum culture is not#mod jelly speaks#am i objectum#objectum questions
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