#I headcanon he took a while to actually cut off his braid because cutting it would mean cutting off his master and his past—

[iszapizza]

been playing fallen order and the thought of cal staying in bracca for five years waiting for help that would never come destroyed me emotionally so here I give u these doodles I did to cope

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I head canon that the reason Ran only wore braids when he was a teenager was because Rindou always did his hair for him. Ran is canonically lazy and sleeps all day so Rindou would do his hair for him right after he woke up. Rindou didn’t know how to do many styles except for the slicked back hair and the man bun and he coined those as his so Ran couldn’t have either-

In the future the reason Ran has short hair is because after Rindou and him and got their own seperate homes he had to no one to do his hair. And his hair is LONG, it takes a lot to keep up with it, more than just shampooing and conditioning it like Ran thought it did. He never knew that Rindou used multiple different brushes, hair oils and leave in conditioners to keep Ran’s hair soft and silky because when Rindou would do this, Ran was either still sleeping or still half asleep trying to wake up. Back to my main point, Ran decides the long hair is to much to keep up with on it’s own so he cuts it short and now he doesn’t really have to do anything with it except for brush it a bit in the morning.

Earlier I stated Rindou didn’t know how to do Ran’s hair, which was the truth but he ended up learning. Thats why in their early teens Ran’s hair was always down. BUT HERE’S ANOTHER HEADCANON- Rindou STILL took care of Ran’s hair in their early teens he just didn’t know how to style it, this is back when Ran used to wear his hair down(yk when the blonde was on top the black in the middle and Rin had a man bun? Anyways). He would brush his hair for him with multiple different brushes, he would start with a pick to get the big knots out, then go through with a detangler brush to get the smaller knots out(I just KNOW Ran’s hair is always a rats nest in the morning becuase of how much he sleeps) then goes in with a smoothing brush. Also uses a bunch of high end leave in conditioners and hair oils and even forced Ran to do some hair masks every once in a while.

Rindou had a bit of an attachment to Ran’s hair because he was always the one taking care of it, so he would get annoyed when it got yanked and pulled out during fights or when Ran would throw it up in messy buns and it would get caught in the hair tie so he would just yank it out(the tie and his hair). So one day he heard of protective hair styles and had NEVER went back. He wouldn’t braid Ran’s hair up at night because Ran had silk pillow cases so it was fine for his hair, so he only had to braid it and take care of it in the morning,(no matter the love Rindou had for Ran’s hair it was a pain to keep up with).

So to summarize these couple of paragraphs: Rindou was actually the one taking care of Ran’s hair and braiding it everyday because Ran was to lazy, and Ran was low key flabbergasted when he figured out how hard it was to take care of it all so he cut it off because he’s lazy(and if you were wondering, yes, Rindou did in fact cry when Ran chopped it off).

[iwant-fuitgummi]

Liyue Headcanons pt. 1! (pt. 2 here)

Xiangling

she/her

16

Transgender Girl, Aroace

Family: Chef Mao (Dad), Xingqiu (FF Brother), Yaoyao (FF Sister)

Best Friends: Yun Jin, Xinyan

I tried to make her a bit chubbier but idk. Editing companion icons are hard, it's easier to just draw her. But I have artblock rn, sooooo

She has autism and ADHD. Her special interest is cooking!

She sees Yaoyao as a little sister. Not only did she teach her how to cook, but she also taught her how to use her polearm.

She makes offerings to the stove god, both at an actual shrine and by just giving Guoba snacks.

She hates wearing makeup, but often helps Xinyan and Yun Jin do theirs before performances.

Xiangling caters Xinyan and Yun Jin's concerts.

She adventures with Xingqiu and Chongyun. She also brings a picnic basket along in case they get hungry.

Xingqiu

he/they/one

16

Transgender Boy, Gay

Dating Chongyun

Family: Guhua Clan, Xiangling (FF Sister)

Best Friend: Chongyun

I edited him so that he has little hair flippies that resemble horns. He's an evil little goober.

Takes Chongyun on dates to Wuwang Hill.

Secretly slips small bits of chili powder into Chongyun's food to try and help him build his spice tolerance (it never works).

Xiangling was his first friend and they now regard her as more of a sister than a friend.

They play chess with Yanfei every Saturday.

His right hand has prosthetic fingers. He accidentally cut them off while training. He's since learned to write with his left hand.

Ningguang

she/her

33

Cisgender Woman, Lesbian

Married to Beidou

Family: Kazuha (FF Son)

Best Friend: Yelan

Baizhu

he/they/xe/al/aloeself

39

Transgender Man, Asexual, Homoromantic

Family: Qiqi (Adopted Daughter), Changsheng

Best Friend: Zhongli

Baizhu has multiple sclerosis. He is completely blind in the right eye and wears a brace on his left hand. They often need a cane to help them stabilize themself.

The medicine that Baizhu takes makes his hands incredibly shaky.

Baizhu sometimes becomes nonverbal and Changsheng will help communicate for xem.

Baizhu braids Qiqi’s hair every morning so she can remember what he looks like. 

Baizhu initially took in Qiqi in order to pursue his goals of immortality, but eventually became incredibly attached to her and ended up adopting her. Although Qiqi technically doesn’t need to sleep, he renovated an old guest room in his house to be her bedroom. He took her to the store and let her pick out random things she likes to decorate her room with. She forgets about these things a lot, and gets excited when she sees them (which makes Baizhu super duper happy). 

Half of Changsheng’s enclosure is decorated to look like a tiny human bedroom and the other half is a normal snake enclosure. The cage is huge, so it’s more like two different enclosures. Before Baizhu started taking xyr medicine, xe decorated it with tiny furniture xe bought from Changshun.

Baizhu is an amazing chef. Al makes all of aloes meals aloeself, it’s very therapeutic for al. They have a very restricted diet, so it’s not like they can trust other chefs 100%. It’s just the safest way for al to get the best food.

He also prepares meals for Changsheng (and Qiqi, when she feels like eating).

Although Baizhu isn't in a relationship, Gui has a crush on him.

Baizhu occasionally flirts with Zhongli, but never tries to actually ask him out. He knows that he's Rex Lapis, and also knows that he's gonna die young. He doesn't want him to mourn losing a lover.

Qiqi

she/it

8

Family: Baizhu (Adopted Dad), Changsheng, Herbalist Gui (FF Uncle), Xiao (FF Brother)

Best Friend: Yaoyao

Qiqi often calls Gui "Uncle Gui"

Whenever it sees Zhongli, it asks if he's Baizhu's husband.

She has really bad sensory issues. Because of this, Baizhu keeps things with problematic textures out of the house and the pharmacy.

I don't have many other thoughts about her, I really like her character the way it is.

Zhongli

he/they/she/one

~41 (Physically), 6000+

Genderfluid, pansexual

Family: Xiao (FF Son), Ganyu (FF Daughter), Hu Tao (FF Daughter), Xinyan (FF Granddaughter)

Best Friends: Venti and Baizhu

Zhongli is the oldest Archon, so he is the most affected by erosion. This has caused Fibromyalgia. He has bouts of amnesia. His body also stiffens up at random. He gets awful headaches when he's reminded of Guizhong. He gets medication from Baizhu, but they don't always work.

They have a pet cat. It's a devon rex named Haoyu. He comforts them when they feel lonely and miss their old friends.

Zhongli has a crush on Baizhu, but doesn't know how to approach it. She's had many mortal lovers, but it always hurts when they go. Because of this, she pushes her feelings away.

Spends a lot of time in shrines, spending most of his mora on offerings to his old friends.

Xiao

he/him

~23 (Physically), ~2000

Agender, Bisexual

Family: Yakshas (FF Siblings), Zhongli (FF Dad), Ganyu (FF Sister), Hu Tao (FF Sister), Arataki Itto (FF Brother), Wanderer (FF Cousin)

Best Friend: Traveler

Xiao and Itto are pen pals after the chasm incident. Xiao doesn't want to admit it, but Itto reminds him of Bosacius. This makes him think of him as a brother.

Xiao has a soft spot for Qiqi and sees her as a little sister

He has a crush on Venti, but pushes it down. He feels like it makes him weak.

He teaches the kids in Qingce Village how to fight using a polearm. He makes sure to tell them to only use it for self defense. He's surprisingly good with kids.

He talks to the Wanderer (I named him Kunimitsu so that's what I'll be calling him) a lot. He and Kunimitsu bond over having archon parents. They're both very aggressive and train together, which some people misinterpret as them trying to kill each other.

Xiao and Kuni see each other as family. They meet in Lumberpick Village where nobody else is around and just kinda sit there in silence. It's not awkward, despite their...personalities.

Chongyun

he/they

17

Cisgender Boy, Gay

Dating Xingqiu

Family: Shenhe (Aunt)

Best Friend: Xingqiu

Lost his leg when he was younger. He was learning to use his vision and accidentally froze it solid, giving him frostbite all over his leg. They had to get it amputated at the hip, so his entire left leg is a prosthetic.

Because of this, he trained his body to resist the cold. It also helps with his pure yang energy.

He gets hot very easily. His clothes are extremely light, including his little hoodie. In fact, the hoodie is only there so that he doesn't get snow in his hair. It gets wet when it melts, and he hates wet hair.

In fact, wet hair is a huge sensory issue for him. He also hates things like lotion and having a wet face.

Autistic with a special interest in ghosts and other supernatural phenomena. He often rants about it to Xingqiu, who listens patiently to everything he says with a happy smile.

He seems very awkward around Shenhe, but he's not. They're just both very quiet people and prefer to just hang out in silence. If they do talk, they only say a few words.

Xinyan

she/her

18

Cisgender Girl, Asexual, Lesbian

Family: Beidou (FF Mom), Kazuha (FF Brother), Yaoyao (FF Sister), Zhongli (FF Grandpa), Childe (FF Brother)

Best Friends: Xiangling, Yun Jin

Xinyan and Childe are penpals. So are Xinyan and Fischl.

Xinyan has severe nerve damage in her hands from pyrotechnics.

She's scared of frogs because, when she was little, she was practicing guitar and a frog jumped out of her case and onto her. She's been freaked out ever since.

Yaoyao

she/her

10

Family: Xiangling (FF Sister), Xinyan (FF Sister), Beidou (FF Mom)

Best Friend: Qiqi

[squadrah]

recently just got done watching kingpyn and creator clash (basically amateur boxing for influencers/youtubers) and one of the competitors 6ar6ie is goth and tall which reminded me of risotto so i was wondering how well you think each la squadra member would do in these events , love ur headcanons btw!!!

Thank you so much for the kind words and especially for your patience - this took me so long because I'm very out of my element with boxing, and had to look up different sources to figure out how the boys might fare in this one. Hope I did it justice!

Risotto: Black and white striped boxing shorts, "tied" in front by two steel pellet bells, black boxing gloves and his hair braided into tight cornrows. Obviously a fan favorite due to his build and interesting tattoos, even if reporters can barely get a word out of him. Rarely does he meet someone his height, and it's even rarer that he has to guard his face from anyone reaching it. Often uses his height and slow advance to corner his opponent and can withstand a lot of punishment to the gut to get them there. Mostly does lead and rear hooks, and when he wins, he gives his opponent a silent hug.

Formaggio: Firetruck red boxing shorts and matching boxing gloves studded on the wrist straps only. Mildly popular more due to his fairly charming stage personality and humorous interviews than for his skills or success in the ring. Does a good amount of dodging, circling and leering to test as well as rile up his opponents into making a false move so he can move in with his jabs and crosses. His core strength is considerable, but once you get him to guard, you can be sure that he's at his limit and a strong offensive will take him down. His wins almost always come from frustrated and unguarded opponents.

Prosciutto: Indigo boxing shorts with webbed patterns and a golden buckle, indigo and yellow boxing gloves, and his hair sewed into rosettes with thread to keep it in place. An unconventional fighter because his legs are stronger than his arms, and he can use them to dodge, evade, and keep distance from his opponents with admirable skill. Despite this, he is one of the most aggressive boxers and it's rare to see him guard at all. He tends to soften up his opponents before taking them down with his fast and painful uppercuts, so when he busts those out, the match is pretty much over.

Pesci: Marine themed boxing shorts with faux fur trimming and matching boxing gloves, his hair always starts out standing proud and then getting plastered onto his scalp with sweat. He's a darling as he bumbles his interviews, and his appearance is an acquired taste, but once he warms up enough to stop guarding his head and circling about like a crab, his offensive actually becomes really potent. His instincts are superb, and while it takes him time to feel out his opponent's balance and rhythm, the moment he can match it, he will be very difficult to beat. His triumphs are heartwarming.

Ghiaccio: White and cyan futuristic themed boxing shorts and boxing gloves, red safety glasses. Like Prosciutto, he is another extremely aggressive boxer, and his short stature belies a constitution and force that can vie with opponents much larger than himself. Is put off by reporters and always keeps things curt and straight to the point, but his fans can tell that he's not so much rude as too focused to allow distractions. Doesn't mind guarding at all because he has learned to fake and feint in order to take advantage of opponents who underestimate him. Wins or loses by KOs every single time.

Melone: His boxing shorts and matching gloves are shades of purple with black patterns, while above he is working with a purple eye patch and his hair pulled into a ponytail. He's definitely more Creator Clash material, so I'm imagining him representing his half entertainment, half informative YouTube channel and being very congenial about it in interviews. He was not cut out to do any boxing and tends to dodge and back off a lot until his stamina runs out, with only a few calculated hits snuck in before he inevitably hits the floor. Despite this, fans usually cheer him on until he drops.

Illuso: Voluminous metallic gray boxing shorts and matching gloves, and his enormous hair in a braided bun. Another one who feels like he came from Creator Clash and is very evidently chasing the clout. He is lucky to be hot enough that attracting fans is easy, but it takes some really dedication to embrace how obnoxious of a mean girl he is on camera, and then root for him when he starts frantically guarding his face. His few wins had come from a considerable height difference and his managing to catch his opponents off guard after dodging them for minutes on end to figure out how to get them.

Sorbet: Black boxing shorts and black boxing gloves with golden accents. You can tell that it's all about the money, and whatever fame comes with it barely matters to him. All his interviews are short and dry, and he spends most of his time staring holes into his opponents' souls. His movements are quite slow at first because he believes in conserving his energy, but as he gets into the spirit of it, he gradually picks up speed and hits harder. His gut is his weakest point; he will take any pummeling in his face, but if you hit his diaphragm, it's over. Widely loved for doing double duty as a drag ring girl.

Gelato: Obnoxiously orange boxing shorts with flame patterns and matching boxing gloves with LOVE WINS spelled out across the knuckles. Isn't an aggressive soul and his interviews and greetings are always super fun and jovial. Manages to maintain that cheerful air deep into the ring, but once his excitement deepens, he forgets that guarding is a thing and just moves in to pummel with everything he has, with jabs, crosses, hooks and uppercuts coming at his opponents at haphazard. Started as a complete amateur and is still unpolished, but his sheer confidence keeps him winning.

[gaykingslayer]

Thoughts on Will? I know you talked about him plenty already but I would love to hear some unpopular opinions/headcanons/thoughts you haven't gotten to talk about in general

this man literally altered my brain chemistry and I'm 100% sure that if I had never read RA I would be a whole different person. Cracking open those books at the age of 9 unleashed all that pent-up autism and I was so so unhinged about him and that entire series. I wanted to be him so badly and gods I tried to be, took up archery, my parents gave me knives and I shamelessly walked around with that ranger cloak my mum sewed (fun fact on Helloween I always go as a ranger because its the only costume I own). Yes, I was the Weird Kid, but my love for that man gave me the confidence to be obsessively weird about anything I liked. And I'm so happy about that because otherwise, I think I would be so hobbyless and afraid to be cringy about anything. In other words, I love him.

I made my trans!will headcanon clear a bunch of times already so we're going to dive into my headcanon for that headcanon.

I like to think that as time passed and will got more comfortable in his identity that he stopped cutting his hair short. He cut his hair short because it made him feel more connected with his masculinity and it felt like something he needed to do because it was something a lot of men did. So when he started growing it out he was finally at that point that he realized that he doesn't need to go out of his way to change things he liked just because other men were doing it (HE LOVED HIS LONG HAIR!!!). In my heart, his hair got almost as long as Alyss's and he cut it off after she died because she often brushed, braided or tied it back for him and having to do it himself was too painful. Will rocked an almost bald head for a while before he started growing his hair out again, but he never let it get too long.

When john said will is short he meant it. That man is not taller than 165m (5'4) and it's a fact because I said so.

One of the headcanons I live most fiercely by is that will was a fucking mean asshole in the TRR. I know it's a children's book and all but I feel so robbed of will being mean. I've 3 wips set in TRR (ish) and I love making him say stuff that would have you laying awake at night staring at the ceiling if someone said that to you. Why isn't he so tired of being nice, why doesn't he want to go apeshit???

for unpopular opinions...this might get my homo card revoked, but I actually don't like hill. *sirens go off, bombs fall on my house, my family is dead*. The concept is nice but I'm just way to obsessed with willys to see him with anyone else. I do like myself some hill content but I'm happy john doesn't do gay people because I don't think it would've worked in canon.

[mitsuki-komori]

Fffhfddgfhgf, I loved your vermillion siblings headcanons. Before request close.. could I ask for some headcanons with Kirsch mimosa and leopold. I feel like these three would have a nice relationship (nice as in just mimosa and Leopold) they two would probably bully Kirsch together, but after all he is still their cousin/brother!

This took so long, and I’m sorry about that. It’s here though, and I hope you love them.

Leopold, Mimosa, & Kirsch Headcanons

There was this one time where Leopold found some scissors and somehow while Fuegoleon was sitting down, he managed to cut a big chunk off. He ran away before Fuegoleon could see he had scissors. He ran to Mimosa wondering what to do. Mimosa swore to keep it a secret, Kirsch overheard and now uses it as blackmail against Leo. When Fuegoleon noticed his hair was screwed up he had a mental breakdown.

Mimosa may not seem like it, but she’s a big geek. When people reach a certain age, they usually stop reading cute little stories for kids, but Mimosa still reads them, she loves them a lot. There’s a lot of books she’s read and loved that others would usually think are weird or childish, but she loves them. Of course, she keeps this a secret since she was supposed to be a mature royal. She always hides them when there’s guests. Only Leopold, Noelle, and Kirsch know. Leo because Mimosa likes to share with him and he sometimes reads with her, Noelle because she let her borrow some books once since she’d be reading to little kids, and Kirsch because a few years ago he snooped through her room.

Kirsch doesn’t like poodles, yeah. Believe it or not, Kirsch doesn’t like poodles. He wasn’t a big fan of dogs at all, he avoids them if he sees them, but poodles. He thinks that they are vile and ugly. The ugliest dog out there. He thinks that they are little devils that pretend to be innocent by trying to look cute. He claims that he knows their true nature.

Kirsch would always brag about how he and Mimosa were amazing singers and that Leo sucked. Kirsch would make fun of Leo for being so bad saying his poor beautiful soul can’t handle the sounds he makes. Mimosa would be annoyed and sigh. Leopold would laugh and start singing if it bothers Kirsch so much, as much as it hurts Mimosa’s ears as well, she loves seeing her brother get what he deserves as he squirms on the floor covering his ears.

Alright, so Kirsch used to LOVE to go get Mimosa and sit her down while he played with and did her hair. He would always, and I mean ALWAYS make sure to use a bow because he wants his sister to look beautiful. He always gives her lots of different styles with a ribbon, (usually red), and they actually look pretty good.

Sometimes Kirsch would miss when he had longer hair, when Leo finds him, he’d just start showing off his braid and Kirsch would just get mad and jealous. 

 When these three were younger, Mimosa would sometimes have small tea parties and invite Leo. Noelle would sometimes come too. They would always have so much fun laughing and playing games while drinking tea, juice, and eating snacks or candy. When Kirsch finds out this happened and he wasn’t invited, he’d go sit alone in his room and whine until Mimosa would have to cheer him up by inviting him to a tea party where it’s just the two of them.

If Mimosa was sad, Kirsch would cheer her up by gazing at his beautiful face. That never fails to make her feel worse. He’d ask what’s wrong with her. If a person caused this he’d leave and return slightly messy and he’d smell more flowery than he did before.

Sometimes Kirsch would just somehow find a group of kids and than he’d start posing to show off his beauty and explain the meaning of beauty, that he’s the embodiment, THAT HE- Meanwhile, Mimosa and Leo will watch in disappointment. They usually end up leaving him and he has to go and find them after he is done.

Mimosa will sometimes go into town to just buy jewelry, no matter if it’s for herself or a gift or whatever! She likes to buy all sorts of rings, necklaces, bracelets, earrings, and whatever else catches her eye. She always feels kind of awkward going alone though, so she usually brings Leopold or someone with her, her first option would always be Leo, and he’d usually have some free time since she seems to ask at the perfect moments. However, somehow Kirsch manages to make his way into the mix, they’ll just be wandering around and he’ll show up. When Mimosa can’t decide on something to buy, she’ll ask Leo. Leo’s taste in jewelry was… questionable. As much as her brother annoyed her, she couldn’t deny that his picks were definitely superior by far.

Now, when Mimosa was REALLY little, Kirsch would always give her piggyback rides. She would love them, he would show off. After she got older, she got annoyed by him and developed this thing called pride. They both miss those piggyback rides, but their pride won’t allow them to relive old memories. If they’re lucky Mimosa gets a piggyback ride because Kirsch will make up this whole dramatic unnecessary story and pick her up without giving her a choice. She pretends she doesn’t like or care for them, but she does.

Kirsch has dream catchers. That’s it. He has like 16-40 in his room. Leopold may or may not also have one. Kirsch gave it to him because he didn’t like it. He didn’t think it fit his beauty standards. The dream catcher he gave to Leo was a gift from a civilian. It was red with lots of shades and the feathers reminded him of flames, so he thought he might as well give it to Leopold instead of throwing it away. Leo rolled his eyes and took it, but then he had it hung up in his room.

Kirsch doesn’t like muscles. He thinks that they’re too ugly. So of course he thinks Leo should cut back on the training, but Leo said he really didn’t care and that Kirsch should consider getting stronger himself. He’d suggest an arm-wrestle contest and whoever wins picks what the other will do. Kirsch will say no, then Leo will just say something about how cowards are ugly. Kirsch will agree… if Mimosa does it instead of Leo. However, even with this, Mimosa always wins against Kirsch because of how flabby his arms are. He should really exercise more… 

When Kirsch is in one of his moods, he’ll just flaunt around with his magic and talk about how beautiful it is and how perfect he is, Mimosa and Leo would just look at each other and team up on him. 

When the three Vermillions were small clueless children, Fuegoleon thought it’d be nice to teach them and give them a lecture. Leopold was paying attention with admiration, while Mimosa and Kirsch were a bit bored, however Mimosa wasn’t as bored and she was paying attention. Mereoleona came in and told them how boring Fuegoleon was and that they need a real fight to learn something. Kirsch got up and started going on about how he's too good for that and how fighting’s ugly, how much better he looked than Mereoleona. You wouldn’t believe how scared Fuegoleon, Leopold, and Mimosa were. Their expressions were terrified. Fuegoleon picked Leo and Mimosa up and ran out of the room. After that day, Kirsch learned a valuable lesson: Don’t fuck with Mereoleona.

[lu-twilights-pup]

what do you think would be the chain’s reactions to their s/o who likes playing with their hair? like during downtime they’ll go behind Link and start making little braids or something like that ^^

Hi hi!! I love this!!

So because there was none specified this will be a gender neutral partner!

These will also be in the style of headcanons (but i can post mini fics for them if you’d like!)

NOTE: Anything written with Wind will be platonic, or the reader will be the same age as him!!

Disclaimers:

-Gender Neutral Reader, Fluff

Four

the first time you played with his hair he didn't think much of it

you were a generally touchy person so it wasn't too surprising

however he did stiffen a little bit solely because of how nice it felt

you playing with his hair lulled each part of him

that constant chatter in his head slowly fell off as each part registered the blissful feeling of fingers scratching his scalp and he melted

after that he subconsciously sought out such attention in his down time

more often than not sitting himself next to you and absent mindedly tilting his head toward you, or placing it on your shoulder

he would often be in the forge with braids holding his hair back

he loves that you play with his hair especially when memories of a certain shadow counterpart plague his sides

Hyrule

Hyrule took to you playing with his hair like a fairy to sugar water

this boy requires physical affection though he may not always seek it out

that being said you playing with his hair is one of his favorite things

he especially enjoys this when he has to stop and rest to replenish magic

the hands in his hair, braiding, soothes the cold burning in his bones from overuse

he has absolutely no issued with you doing this in your shared down time

and if you let him he will gladly do the same

 his favorite though is when you work flowers into his hair

sometimes he will bring you flowers in leisure time to use in his hair, or if you let him, in yours

if not in your hair then in a little flower bracelet

you can match!

Legend

this boy will not allow you to touch him in public

he is not big on PDA

however in private hes a lot more open to such things

he particularly enjoys flopping on you for head scratched

though more often than not he won't actively go out of his way for such attention, 9/10 he wont brush it off either

a more common occurrence is for him to sit on the floor in front of you with a book, or even a piece of embroidery cloth in hand

a silent act of affection

he will also very much welcome them when woken from a nightmare or as a much needed distraction when his mind get to much the better of him

it's much rarer for you to find him with a hand absentmindedly in your hair than anything

he's a gifter not really a toucher

Sky

he doesn't even bat an eye

he adores when you play with his hair, anywhere anytime

the people of skyloft are a very touchy, affectionate group

this type of physical contact is second nature to him and soothes some of his feelings of homesickness

during festivals he would give you feathers of his loftwing to put into the braids you make

you can bet everything that he is falling asleep on you while you work

he's no stranger to waking up with flowers and micro braids adorning his head

and no matter what teasing he may get from others, or questioning looks, he will wear them smittenly until the cant stay in his hair any more

the type to nuzzle back into your hand if you brush by a particular spot that felt nice

loves loves loves playing with your hair

Time

not as against PDA as the vet, but is more inclined to be relaxed enough to play with his hair in a more private setting

often asks you to braid his hair to get it out of his face when it gets particularly long and he can cut it yet.

reminds him of a time before his quests

one of the few things that will actually put him to sleep if you do it long enough

is the type to pull your hands out of his hair and kiss your palms every so often then leave you to continue what you were doing before

won't actively seek out that attention but will gladly accept it if you offer

likes playing with your hair, but doesnt braid or flower it after he forgot to remove the flower stems completely and you were left with several thorns stuck in your hair.

is less inclined to keep flowers in his hair due to how much movement and work he does, he doesn't want to lose them

Twilight

very much loves you playing with his hair

not his all time favorite but definitely up there

has no issue with PDA and as long as you're both somewhere safe from danger he will welcome your dotting habit.

won't let you put flowers in his hair if he has to work on the ranch, the goats will eat them and he will be  crabby for the rest of the day

enjoys laying outside on a nice day with his head in your lap

almost cried when you put matching flowers in his and epona's hair

almost

whether it's his canine side peeking through or his introverted nature that enjoys the simple contact, he will never know.

however he will be almost absolutely against letting you play with his hair around the chain after one incident in which you had managed to scratch him while racking your hands through his hair obliviously talking with someone else. with that one scratch to that one spot- his leg had flicked out where he lay. The camp went silent and erupted in laughter all within a matter of seconds.

bonus points you're the only one allowed to properly pet Wolfie, head pats, ears scratches, tummy rubs, kisses and all

will definitely play with your hair given the chance

it's just as relaxing and anxiety reducing for him as it is for you

Warriors

now he took a minute to warm up to the idea

he’s a bit touch sensitive if you will

too much affection at once, especially in a way he's un familiar with can go south quick

but after warming up to it and slowly getting used to it he loves it.

very much prefers it in private than in public, mainly due to his need to keep up with a clean appearance

though it isn't uncommon to to see you fixing his hair while you're out

in private its absolute free roam

he adores when you play with hi hair, it feels so domestic and simple, something he often doesn't get to have

he will never admit it, but he enjoys how delicate you are when you do, it's such a bold contrast from his harsh job

a favorite of his personally is when you do his hair for event he has to go to

he could just as well do it himself perfectly, but he enjoys nothing more than sitting down in front of you and letting you work

it's also very good at calming his nerves and feelings towards such events.

Wild

Wild was also very hesitant to let you play with his hair

a majority of people who did touch it, did so with the intent of cutting it

which by him, was not happening

but after assuring him you were in fact not gonna cut it he was a bit more willing

at first he was a bit thrown by you sitting behind him, but worked into it

he loves when you do fishtail or waterfall braids the most

the one time you did a crown braid he had pretended to be his zelda with a regal tone for the day

other than Twilight (and maybe Hyrule) you have special privilege to help him wash his hair when he does

another favorite

he will pick flowers for you once he sees how much you love to incorporate them into his hair

he will go off and have wind teach him braiding techniques so he can braid your hair too

though he is just as content running his fingers through it instead

its especially nice when you play with it while he sits in front of a cooking pot

the steady rhythm you set, plus the flow of a recipe and the warmth of the fire is a battle with sleep he is sure he’s lost several times

Wind

oh boy he was ecstatic

just like Sky is gave him a feeling of home, and reminded him of his sister and grandmother

he would love if you played with his hair whenever

he will teach you how to braid if you don't know, just as you will show him how to put flowers in hair to stay

will definitely let you practice on him!

he may try to seem mad when you ruffle his hair, but he can not giggle and do the same

he doesn't have nightmares as often as the others, but will seek you out if he does for that

he finds it very relaxing and a good way to spend time when he can't be as high energy as he would like to be

[iheardarumorthings]

Not like a request just me wanting to be like hey look at my idea. But like five finding a kid in the apocalypse and raising that kid and then when they go to 2019 everybody is like wtf that kid from-✨

ok well now it's a request so there's that-

warnings: apocalypse, guns, knives, vigilante justice, cop stuff, isolation, bad writing possibly, very long headcanons, probably doesn't encompass all of the ideas we've thrown out and for that i am eternally sorry, death, fire, other stuff, reader being sick, reader busting eyes and kneecaps, mention of kneecap busting

HEADCANONS WITH FIVE WHO HAS A KID

INFANCY

Your mother was clutching you to her chest, whispering things in your ear when he found you two. You were trapped under rocks that offered you protection from the fires.

Your mother was dying, and therefore you had no one to rely on and you would perish as well.

“I don’t know who you are,” she rasped, lacking water. “But you need to take care of them. They’re likely all you have.”

His face was pale, his seventeen year old form was shaking as he took you from her, tears streaming down her face.

Your bundled form began to scream.

His heart broke.

Your mother died that day and that’s when he became your father.

He’d stay up all night sometimes, watching, waiting. He didn’t know whether to cover your mouth and nose from the toxins that were airborne, possible contaminants for your lungs.

“I got you, kiddo,” he’d whisper.

CHILDHOOD

He wouldn’t let you out of his sight.

Especially because the both of you were rather sickly due to lack of nutrition.

Along with this, the contaminants in the air had taken root in your lungs, making you even more vulnerable to the harsh conditions of the apocalypse.

However, that didn’t stop the utter chaos of having to live with you.

After the big jump, Five didn’t time travel but he could still spatial jump places and there has been more than one occasion he’s had to jump on top of a building to save you from attempting a tightrope escapade.

“DAD LOOK AT ME!”

“OH, FuCk-”

OH MY LORD THAT’S ANOTHER THING

YOUR L A N G U A G E

Bad y/n

“Why the fuck is this knocked down, Dad?”

You actually asked that sweetly, thinking that the f word was just a normal word.

“Don’t use that word.”

“What word?”

But, let’s move on to some plot-moving pieces here… the handler

She comes while you were alone, sitting and swinging your legs off a ledge of a slab of cement a few feet off the ground (nothing like the top of a building)

“Why hello, darling,” she smiled, venomous. “Is your father home?”

Your stubby fingers slid down under the slab for the little handgun Five had taught you how to use in case of an unlikely emergency.

You brought it out in front of you and aimed for her chest, little hairs flying into your eyes from your braid

(You didn’t have many materials to cut your hair with so both you and Five had long hair)

“Leave.”

“I’m sorry, sweetheart, I’m here for Number Five, have you seen him?”

He was gathering. He wasn’t there.

“You heard what they said,” he shouted, his rifle coming out from next to him, pushing you behind him with your mother. “Leave.”

“Oh, but I think you’d like to hear my offer first. My offer for the both of you.”

You hugged his leg with one arm, the other hand clutching the plastic fingers of the woman you called mother and Five called Dolores.

He hissed at her, she smiled back. They went back and forth, sometimes mentioning you.

Whenever she did mention you he blocked you from her view just a little more.

But, in the end, the twenty one year old Five accepted, leaving your mother behind and putting you on his hip.

“I got you, kiddo. Trust me on this, we’re going to be okay.”

He enrolled you in school, that’s when he got his work done, until he didn’t.

At night he refused to leave you alone, but he never told you why.

Probably for fear of the handler toying with your brain. He heard what she did with moldable young children: she turned them into soldiers.

The only time he left you in the hands of the commission was for the treatment of your lungs.

He wouldn’t let you become a soldier unless it was on your own accord, and even then you’d rise in the ranks, ruling them all.

He knew it and he made sure you did too.

You never settled for less than number one because of him, and god were you thankful for it.

You could read ancient texts and speak quite a few languages by age five (that time in the apocalypse had to be spent doing something, right?)

That’s where you found the book that taught you how to pop out eyes and joints and other stuff like that.

He took you on a mission one night, making you sit outside as usual (but still where he could see you)

A guy ran out, about to come at you

You took his eyes and then his kneecaps

Five just stood there, clean cut (you weren’t used to that part), and shocked.

“Diego would love you,” he whispered, looking at you and your bloodied hands.

You were never supposed to be like that. He supposed that was when he realized that he needed to leave the commission sooner rather than later.

However, the commission only seemed to swamp him with more work.

And so he had no time to himself unless it was with you- meaning no time to work on equations that would get you two to 2019.

And so the years flew by.

TEENAGE YEARS

You were still in school, putting up a bored and bitter mask.

Teachers didn’t mess with you and students didn’t talk to you.

The last time that happened there was a call to Five- they were screwing with you anyway. He gave you ice cream after.

You knew everything already- the algebra, the geometry, the shakespeare (though that one was a little awkward)

You. were. Bored.

And, knowing this, Five took you on jobs frequently so you could help him with his equations.

You told him he screwed up. He didn’t listen.

He’d be a bit of an awkward parent with teenagers- not knowing the ins and outs himself. He’d gotten the talk, but it was overly factual and only about the male body.

RANDOM THING FOR AFAB READER

He would scream if he found out you had your period.

He wouldn’t know what the hell to do.

He’d take the day out and just rock back and forth- you’d have to comfort him.

BACK TO THE NORMAL STUFF

You told him he was wrong and he didn’t listen. So, the thirty-something year old man became thirteen and you were six again.

You chewed him out for that one.

So now you have the family, he introduced you as Y/N Hargreeves, much to everyone’s shock.

But they got over it- they have had a lot weirder.

Vanya babysits when Five does anything particularly dangerous, though you always seem to escape her grasp within those few days.

Five was pissed when he found out about Leonard- especially when he found out that he took you out for breakfast with Vanya.

You had said something about a shady dude. Along with this, you also managed to make your way into trouble.

That’s how you landed in 1968 with Klaus- you were kidnapped by Hazel and Cha Cha.

Klaus took care of you the best he could with Dave, but even then you had too much time to yourself.

Along with this, your lungs were acting up again because of the timeline of your treatment.

You taught yourself how to grow up, building a time machine, trying to get back to 2019 and back into your teenage body.

You successfully time traveled (just before Klaus used the briefcase), but landed in the wrong year: 1955

THE 1900s

You would make your money by becoming a singer, even at just a young age.

Someone came across your cold and neglected form on the streets (luckily you had retained some survival skills from the apocalypse so food was an issue, but not as bad as it would’ve been if you hadn’t retained those skills)

Your lungs were killing you but you still squeezed out a few notes, people walking around you sometimes handing you a few dollars to help.

They came and took care of you in exchange for your voice.

You did this until you were 14 again and Five found you: even more grown up than you were before.

He was more grown up too, being about 25 this time.

Still, you had your reunion and saved the world.

ADULTHOOD

You didn’t need college, you had enough expertise in solving way too many cold cases, but you still had to go through the academy.

You graduated top of your class, the academy cheering behind you.

But behind all the cases you solved in the daylight, the night was your time to shine as well, sometimes featuring Diego.

Knives, swords, anything you could use to catch the bad guys and drop them at the station.

It made your day job easier.

Five was behind you all the way, sometimes popping up at random crime scenes, testing you on the random details.

He was there every step of the way, even when he wasn’t physically there.

[everafterkeiji]

hi, can I request headcanons for baji, mikey and smiley getting an undercut? :) thank you

Helloo!! im so sorry this got piled at the bottom and it took so long but hopefully this is ok! have a fantastic day and stay safe always ^_^ <3 idk much abt guy haircuts pls excuse me-

𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐍 𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐂𝐔𝐓

CHARACTERS: Mikey, Baji, & Smiley with gn!reader

♡ 𝐌𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐘 could feel how hot it was even if his hair is constantly tied up so he realized he needed to lose some weight to his hair and relieve himself so he took the chance to get a proper haircut.

- He doesn't really mind what happens to his hair, as long as Draken can still keep it out from his face to avoid blocking his view then that's all good for him. He brings Draken to the salon or better yet—his best friend is cutting it for him, which would definitely happen.

- While he's cutting his hair, Mikey would fall asleep leaving Draken to be frustrated, holding onto his head to keep it in place and he's just hearing snores from the chair.

- When he wakes up he just likes how new his hair feels and he's thanking Draken despite the other blonde being stubborn that he had to go through such a difficult customer.

- Showering has never felt so money saving now that he has an undercut but he still needed time to adjust to it since it was the first time he'd gotten one.

- He would ask Draken about how long it takes for it grow back and how frequent does have to keep shaving it once it grows.

- He'd like to show it off to the others or sometimes to you, just casually lifting his hair to boast about cool it is.

- He'll also try to ask what other hairstyles he can have to let it show and of course that was helped by Emma and Draken.

- Mikey also likes to rake his hands through his hair, he finds it oddly satisfying so you'll see him with a hand to the back of his head, feeling through his hair.

- Bonus points if you're going to be the one to do that to him and it'll absolutely make him doze off after a few minutes.

"You like my hair, Y/N?"

"It feels really nice, Mikey."

"Mm, okay I'll get it often so you can do this every time."

♡ 𝐁𝐀𝐉𝐈, alike Mikey, also feels that he needs to cut off a few inches even if he likes his long hair. He has thickness to it and even if he can tie it, there's just tons of cons to having long hair.

- Taking Chifuyu with him to barber shop because he was always the one to get an undercut so it was just half convenient.

- After getting it, Baji feels a relief pass by him with how it just lessened that heavy feeling when he has his hair down now that's been cut.

- That same contentment is back when he's washing his hair. He feels bad at how high maintenance his long hair is especially when he has to stock up on hair products to keep it that healthy so he can relax for the mean time.

- When he ties his hair into a bun, he can feel how cool it is. He keeps looking at the mirror and admiring it from the view so when he's at home or during PE, he just likes to keep his hair up for the sake to showcase his hair.

"Oh, Baji that's nice."

"Thanks, Y/N, hopefully you don't fall in love with me too much!"

- Would also brag about it from time to time especially when he gets that one compliment and he'll just go with it for the rest of the day.

- Loves to experiment with his hair, tying it in different braids or updos.

- He'd do it again when it grows back, he doesn't like how awkward it feels so he'll shave it just to maintain the it's shortness.

- Just run your hands through it as much as you can, he'll never not ask for you to do it.

♡ 𝐍𝐀𝐇𝐎𝐘𝐀 would do it out impulsivity— a crave to try something new so he's just dragging his brother to join him through the process.

- I feel like he'd sometimes be conscious of his hair so he'd seriously request to not cut any more inches than the prior length because he definitely doesn't want his hair to look deflated or too short.

- He'd be picky at first wondering if it actually looked good but he just shrugged and went with it.

- When he goes home however, he starts to appreciate it more, loving how well it was done and how it suits him.

- He would call you, ranting about he's getting the hang of it instead of his usual fluffed out style, he'd even let you stop by just to gush about his new hair.

"You look really good, Smiley."

"No biggie, I'm always handsome anyway."

- He'd tie it or at least put a headband on and just smile his way through the compliments he'd get.

- He has curly hair so it's always going to look puffy even if it's tied but he'll be confident every time he does it because he knows he looks cool.

- He would also be a fan to just keep touching it because he's used to that usual curl texture so to have it razored down is definitely satisfying for him.

- Would also be the type to stick to his hair care routine, going through that shampoo, conditioner, leave in conditioner, extra curling formula—follows through it like any other ritual.

- He would be so frustrated when it grows out. When he ties his hair, he hates how there are some weird looking sprouts of little hairs that can't go along with the updo.

- He'd be used to that breeze part when the hair hasn't grown out much but now he's back to feeling that sweat all over again and he's faced to face with realizing how he has to keep shaving it.

- At the end of the day, he'll let his hair grow out, choosing to keep it that way so he doesn't have to worry about the process of it returning back to it's prior condition.

TOKYO REV : @strawberrieas @kwrg @raya-sano @kimrena-stuff @heavensbeloved @rosewood1999 @beezebub @l-luci @bekky06 @keiisukebaji @tomanjirouu @smileysmileysmiley

OVERALL: @stesphy @itsmeaudrieee @crapimahuman @meguroshi @floydenai @dai-tsukki-desu

[enderwoah]

ORIGINS SMP HEADCANONS (because i love them): SEASON TWO EDITION BAYBEEE

(this is really long ENJOY :gun:)

tommy

he is phil's son smile

phil's most recent son at least

he's got like one more somewhere

he picked this one up off the dangerous streets a few years ago and he's been sticking with phil ever since

his wings are small- not too small to fly, but they're untrained to the point where it would take a lot or work to get him off the ground

but at first, he didn't really seem to want to learn all that much?

(he has three scars on his face- all from trying to learn how to fly when he was younger)

(he gave up after the third one)

("if at first you don't succeed; try, try again" is his motto, and he tried all three times)

but!! phil and wilbur are very persuasive :) and now that he knows he can fly, he's not going to rest until he does

he's a little manipulative to get what he wants sometimes, but can you blame someone that lived on the street for so long?

he had to do that to survive! it's not his fault.

(it's a great excuse.)

he laughs like a kookaburra amen

he squawks when he gets scared

he chirps. he tries not to because it makes phil go absolutely bird-brained but he does sometimes and he hates it.

tubbo

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A B[GUNSHOTS]

god he is. so fucking annoying (/rp)

he simply does not know when to stop

he ignores social cues to see when someone is annoyed

(see: he can read social cues. he does read social cues. when you get annoyed that's when he starts being more annoying, because you're more likely to give him what he wants to get him to shut the fuck up.)

he loves talking to (at) people, especially people he doesn't really know that well

so he's trying to be friends with ranboo, but the absolute prick keeps trying to avoid any actual conversations, so that's not working

he buzzes when he gets excited-happy

his fingertips are completely blackened and horrendously sharp, functioning as ten individual stingers

they don't do any actual damage but he's working on that

techno

wither hybrid (??)

how can you be a wither hybrid?? nobody got down and dirty with the wither

he's an experiment

the reason we haven't seen him yet? he's staying away from the main area of the smp

he doesn't want to ruin its natural beauty with his withering effect, so he keeps to himself on the outskirts of the smp

which sucks

withers get health from killing things

he's not fully a wither, so he gets energy from being around people and sort of draining their life force a little bit

he feels terrible when he's with just one person because they are Literally his life support and it makes the person feel like shit

when he's with a big group of people its great!! he only has to take a little bit from everyone and its barely noticable!!

but then there's the wither part. so he has to stay away.

he's always tired

always exhausted

he's a farmer, so taking it from animals works, but god does he miss people

but he can only visit a few times and for very short

(he's afraid that one of these days he'll get so bad that the next time he sees someone he'll accidentally kill them)

(it already happened once. he's blessed that he's been forgiven, even made friends with by the victims, but he doubts he'll be able to pull that off again with no consequences like last time)

wilbur

phantlings are dead elytrians, and given that wilbur was phil's son...he's a phantling

he died in the late 50s and was a librarian when he was alive, so he's very possessive (ha) over all of his things

you should never ask to "borrow" anything from him, he will hound you about it until you give it back

it's best to just say that you want something from him to keep

even if youre going to give it back

just for your own peace of mind

phantlings can feel fear and get a genuine feeling of elation from scaring people

of course, sometimes its unwelcome (feeling large amounts of fear from someone they care about in a bad way just makes them pissed)

but for the most part, wilbur loves appearing in the corner of people's visions just to jumpscare them a few minutes later

all in good fun, of course!! it's just hilarious :)

being the lighthearted, fun guy he is, he's not particularly secretive about his method of death

"how did i die? well, it all started -- ended -- on november 16th, 1958!"

"i walked out of the library late, since i took the shift for my wife since she was feeling sick and i worked there anyways,"

"the streets were dark and only lit up by gaslamps...and out of an alley...appeared..........."

techno.

he didn't mean it. wilbur isn't at all mad at him (anymore)

he was starving. he didn't know that one touch would be enough to fully revitalize him...

and murder wilbur where he stood.

sneeg

has details on everyone on the server

you Cannot Hide Shit From Sneeg

its impossible

if you find of his any shittly little mouse holes then you're doomed

you find one and there are twenty more

he's under your floorboards while you're having your important discussion about trapping the nether roof

sucks to suck ig??

he seems to be the favourite of many, which is weird since he rarely goes out of his way to actually talk to many people

he's the only person that tubbo doesn't actively try to annoy (or maybe he just doesn't find tubbo's antics all that annoying)

he's the only person that ranboo stays around (or maybe he stays around ranboo- he and Phil seem to be the only ones not off-put by his slightly sadistic and whiny demeanour (not counting tubbo, who annoys him anyways)

phil seems to be more protective of him than he thinks is normal (he lets sneeg ride on his shoulder while travelling, so he doesn't really complain)

niki is completely protective over him (again, not complaining)

contrary to popular believe, he does not get high from sugar

if anything he gets

high-per

(get it)

(high-per)

(hyper)

he's literally just a nine-year old getting a sugar rush leave him alone

phil

take the normal "bird-brain" headcanons and multiply it by like sixty-four

and you've got origins phil

he can't see glass- or, rather, he can, but it doesn't register that 'hey, this is a solid surface i am going to slam into'

its very funny for everyone else but he's pretty sure he has permanent brain damage from the blunt force trauma

if there is ANYONE on the server who dares to chirp, bird or no, they must understand that they are signing away their privacy and giving phil the right to go absolutely bonkers over them momma bird style

(shoutout to tommy, wilbur, ranboo, and fundy for having to suffer through this)

"oh??? you don't have wings?? you don't have feathers?? omg?? then what's this im preening?? what do you mean im just braiding your hair?? nono this is preening smile"

god help you if you dare to have wings

poor tommy, wilbur, sneeg, and tubbo

phil can't help himself alright

do you think he wants to be any sort of protective over sneegsnag?

no!! but he cant stop himself!! sneeg might damage his wings if he keeps flying those super long distances!!! nnnno! carry the bug man!!!

it's weird, he's always had that protective sense over ranboo, too

but ranboo very obviously doesn't have wings, so he doesn't get it...

ranboo

yes ur a peasant

yes ur poor

yes im cooler than u

what r u gonna do about it

the enderdragon's son! partially a dragon, partially enderman, partially human (don't ask, his other mom is a hybrid), all spoiled brat!

given that he has a ton of dragon genes, he's extremely possessive over his stuff and Yes He Does Do The Hoarding Thing

he has a pile of rings and gold chains and necklaces and most of his jewellery hidden underneath his bed

(if you ask him, no, he doesn't)

not to wear

just to Have

one time, fundy stole one (1) bracelet from the hoard and ranboo was sent into a panic for a good 24 hours

he wouldn't leave his cave and kept counting and recounting as if that'd make the missing piece reappear

(when fundy had to give it back because of the guilt, he expected to get his face bitten off)

(instead, he just watched as the prince was flooded with relief, telling him to get the hell out and nothing more)

it's weird, he has so much gold and even a crown, and yet here he is

living with all those people ^^^

truth be told, the enderdragon isn't a very nice dragon

nor is she a very kind queen

nor was the other queen

nor was her son

there was a mutiny in the end, leading to the dragon queen and her wife being killed brutally by the crowd of angered people

they went after their son next, who had ordered executions and worked servants to the bone just as much as they had

they cut off his wings in the middle of the square

he was sure he was going to die until a random person (a peasant) jumped up and yelled at them for publicly torturing a child

but ranboo didn't really catch all of it, given he was delirious from pain

he got to get some stuff quickly and escape with his life

this wasn't too long ago, either, so he's still trying to...adjust...to people talking rudely to him

(he's also trying to adjust to not having wings)

(hence why he hurls himself off the edges of cliffs and then has to teleport to the bottom instead of glide. he keeps forgetting.)

[consequently-cryptic]

Headcanons? About Elliott? Damn, you're in luck, bc only yesterday I wrote some down for funnsies.

Elliott headcanons:

He knows a surprising amount of languages, not super well, but enough to read certain texts while having a dictionary for more difficult words.

He knows some of the more common to know languages, but also a few surprisingly niche ones.

While he's super invested in his hair, he'll definitely let close friends, or a loved one *hint hint* play around with it. Braid it, put flowers in, he does draw the line at dyeing, and cutting though, and anything that could permanently damage his locks.

Living on the beach in his shack, he just stops wearing socks, because honestly have you ever had a sand in your socks? Once he gets off the beach he puts on a pair of socks he keeps in his coat pocket, he removes them before getting back on the beach.

He was definitely confused for a "fair lady" when he first stepped off the train to Stardew, nothing malicious and he had a good laugh about that.

-Also, he took the train, despite it probably being a lot more bothersome than taking the bus, since he had to cart his luggage all through the mountains to the beach. Worth it for the aesthetic, and the scenery.

He actually likes hiding jokes or quips in his normal speech, and because of his eloquent way of speaking it sometimes goes over people's heads. It's still really funny to him tho.

(Example being his: People used to scrape by off the land, I go to the grocery store.)

His wedding ring has a garnet on the inside. Like it's a solid gold wedding band on the outside, but the garnet is set in on the inside like a little secret. (In some languages garnet and pomegranate sound similar, like in German: Granat vs Granatapfel.)

He has no other reason for wearing his style of clothes than just enjoying it. He wants to wear something that makes him happy, regardless of how weird it might look to others. It's just his vibe. He'd wear "normal" clothes, but where's the fun in that, if it's not what makes you happy?

I could see him using to play piano as side-gigs when he still living in the city, but it was tedious so he stopped, now it's a thing just for him, and those he cares for.

He has problems with relationships, and had no real longterm ones. He's just a romantic at heart, and he's a bit particular about how he views relationships because of that. So if he thinks it's not what he wants, he breaks it off.

-Leah knows this, and she and him have had a few conversations about their own relationships, and their thoughts about those.

He's heard of the rumors saying he's a merman, and he loves it. It's just so fun, and actually a bit enjoyable.  It's also a bit inspirational.

-Maybe he got a call from one of the kids once asking if he's a real Merman Prince.

(Bonus: Skinny dipping Elliott in the Ocean, doesn't realise BF/GF farmer is standing on the docks with a loved gift, and just watches his cheeks disappear and appear between the waves.)

(I also got some more NSFW HC's but ehh. SFW is more wholesome.)

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Ohhh this whole list of headcanons was such a joy to read!!

I especially like the headcanon about him at the least being able to read texts from different languages, him being a writer and a lover of books and stories I imagine it's something he definitely would learn in order to read stories from a language that isn't his first. He does this also because it's a common thing I've heard that translations just really aren't the same.

I loved reading these a lot, it gives me genuine joy to see this long list of headcanons from my fav of stardew (whom I feel is underrated tbh)

I loved seeing how you really painted him as a man who doesn't wish to rush things when it comes to life, he has time on his hands and he uses it to enjoy himself and the company of others he cares for.

Also. AAAA I love the headcanons that even he can be a little mischievous and playing along with the rumors said about him, I love how he's generally calm natured but he has that dialogue that's genuinely just funny due to how casual the humor is. (“Would you still love me if I guzzled two gallons of pumpkin ale at the Spirits Eve Festival? Sometimes a man has primitive urges.”)

Love love LOVE these, thank you again for sending this!!!

[joannasteez]

Headcanon request:

The guys going shopping with their girl while she is trying on more and more hideous clothing trying to make her man crack and say “what the fuck are you wearing?”

Not sure whose included when you say “guys” so I just did the Reyes boys since I only really write for them at the moment! Also, comedy isn’t my strong suit so hopefully this isn’t completely cringe LOL, if it is forgive me! Haha

𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋 𝐑𝐄𝐘𝐄𝐒

Shopping is no simple endeavor, never has been, never will be. There are far too many components to just offhandedly consider the process easy. Color scheme, sizes, fabrics, the cut of the clothing, the energy of the store, the weather outside, all these factors and many more play integral roles in making or breaking your shopping experience.

But you never considered Angel to be such an influential factor, but he was, and his far off nonchalant mood was putting a damper on your shopping.

He’d been occupied by the bright screen of his phone, scrolling and tapping away vigorously, texting EZ or Coco or Gilly no doubt, or hell maybe all three at once, which was no problem any other day, but considering you wanted his insight on the things you’d picked from the lined up racks, it was becoming a tiny bit of an issue.

Every other thing you showed him he barely looked at, giving you a short nod or a thumbs up, and these outfits were GOOD mind you. Like dinner date, catching the eye of every other person around you good, baby making till 4 AM good, and he was giving you these half assed responses.

“I’ll fix you”, you thought. Grabbing a bunch of random pieces and leading him to the fitting room.

The first couple of outfits you put together aren’t horrible but they aren’t amazing either, but that’s purposeful because you want to see how much he’ll notice. And you’re actually surprised, because he does notice, the upturn in his brow telling you he isn’t that into the outfit. “Yes? No?”, you ask.

“Try something else”, he mumbles before tapping away again at his phone.

You try again. Coming out the fitting room. “What about this?”.

He looks you up and down, taking the time to look over the fit of the clothes and the colors before he speaks. “The bottoms don’t go with that top”.

You try once again, a smile giggle emitting as you throw together the craziest, most random things. ‘Time to up the ante’, you think, as you move from out the door, clearing your voice to catch his attention.

He double takes when he sees you, and it takes a lot not to burst into a fit of giggles. “You being serious? You look like a Y2K red carpet”, he scrutinizes and you tilt your head not sure of what he’s getting at, so he clarifies as he texts away on his phone. “That’s not a compliment baby”.

You roll your eyes, making quick work of changing the top of the outfit. “Ok is it better now?” You hands smoothening over the top.

He sits his phone down, brows coming together in deep thought. “You know that word people use to like describe stuff that’s unpleasant? Stuff that’s uneasy on the eyes?”

You think for a minute..... words unsure as they leave you. “Ugly?”

“Exactly”.

“Ass”, you gripe lightly. Throwing a nearby shirt his way before you make your way back to the fitting room. His voice carrying over toward you as you close the door. “Don’t even hang that top back up on the rack, just toss that shit in the trash”.

“Excuse me J. Alexander”, you mock.

He’s confused at your reference. “What?”

“Nothing”, you say, piecing another outfit together another outfit, more ridiculous than the others. “I have one more outfit, it’s good this time I promise”.

“I’m at the edge of my seat”, he deadpans.

You come out and it takes a moment for him to respond, eyes stuck on the jarring contrast of color and patterns. He rushes to you, holding your face as his thumbs pull at the skin just below your eyes to get a better view of them, expression dramatically worried.

“Are you color blind?”

You swat him away. “No Angel, what are you talking about”.

“You must be because what the fuck are you wearing?”

𝐄𝐙𝐄𝐊𝐈𝐄𝐋 𝐑𝐄𝐘𝐄𝐒

Ezekiel’s a bit different from Angel when it comes to your shopping experience, and so despite his lack of knowledge or interest even in the complex goings on of such an endeavor, he realizes that it makes you extremely excited. He gives as much attention as he can muster, which is pretty hard sometimes, especially when it’s been a long day and his feet are hurting or if his muscles are sore. But there’s still a bit of an issue when it comes to him, a tiny issue you come to realize as you walk through racks of clothes.

No matter what you show him, even if it’s not particularly your style, he gives his approval.

And it’s kind of sweet and endearing, because he doesn’t want to dampen your mood by expressing how he doesn’t like a particular color or pattern on some dress or shirt or another, but honest opinions are crucial to the shopping experience. He’s hindering more than helping and he doesn’t even realize it, so now you’ve got to fix the situation a bit. Nudge him a little into the right direction.

So you pick up a couple of ok outfits, some not so great outfits and a few that are just completely awful. Even looking at them as you lead him to the fitting room you’re wondering why they’re even in the store.

You change into the first outfit, coming from behind the fitting room door to show him, and his head tilts. Eyes taking you in but he’s unsure of how to express what he’s thinking. “It’s...... nice”.

“Nice?”, you ask before looking down at your self. And again, it’s not awful, the cut of the top and the bottoms go together pretty well, but the colors are just off. “That’s it?........ nothing else?”

“It’s cool. If you like it, I like it”.

“Forget what I like, I want honesty”.

You’re changing again, into something a little more ridiculous, lips turning a bit at this little game you’ve been playing to see how long it��s take till he cracked and gave you some truth.

You come out again. Twirling to give him a 360 view. “Yes? No? Be honest”.

His face is scrunched, brows pulling in dislike. “It’s alright......... would look a lot better if you left it on the rack”.

You gasp, tone of the comment taking you back a bit and he throws his hands up in defense. “What? You said be honest”.

You try again, upping the ridiculousness with some janky looking braided belt and it’s taking more and more not to laugh at how good you’re putting these bad outfits together. “Ok ok..... this is better I think. Thoughts?”

He gives a once over fairly quickly. “Are we still doing the honesty thing?”

“Yes!”

“You’d look better in a burlap sack”.

There’s a near by piece of some cotton shirt that lays idle, you throw it his way. “Harsh......”, your hands slipping off the ugly belt. “And for the record, I could pull off a burlap sack if I wanted to”.

He nods. “Exactly my point. Anything is better than this”.

You’re turned now, slipping of the belt and walking back to the fitting room. “Who knew Mr. I Only Wear Plaid and Sleep in my Jeans was such a critic”.

“At least I match”, he shot back. Readying himself for the next outfit.

You’ve completely thrown caution to the wind, mixing patterns and completely destroying any sense you have of color theory. Patterns clash and the contrast of the color is just despicable at this point. A four year old could do better than what you have on, you’re sure of it.

You step from the fitting room, giving a strut and face that just might make Naomi Campbell proud. And honestly you were kinda selling it..... till Ezekiel really took a good look at you. His features dropping.

“Ok babe forreal, what the fuck are you wearing?”

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[garrothromeave]

mcd garroth + laurance headcanons for the sake of me posting something while working on my long-ass post, also happy birthday blaze ily, 

garroth - total momma’s boy. seems obvious, but it’s true -- back in o’khasis, he was practically glued to the side of zianna. whenever she had to leave for a few days when he was younger, he’d cry if he couldn’t go with her. when he left for the guard academy, he wrote to zianna on a daily basis. to put it simply, he had separation anxiety. the hardest thing about faking his death was not being able to see or talk to his mother. - incredible piano player. his father made him take lessons when he was younger for quite a few years, but he was naturally very good at it. he never mentions this skill to anyone. while they were at malachi’s castle and were looking for materials before they left, garroth stumbled upon an old piano and played something. he got really into it, and laurance ended up stumbling on him playing. he made laurance swear to never tell anyone about it. - when garroth was around eight or nine, his stutter was so bad that garte didn’t let him speak in public or around any people other than the family out of shame. vylad and zianna used to help garroth with his stutter.

- garroth is very sensitive to the saying “oh my irene.” growing up in the ro’meave house, it was taboo to use irene’s name in vein. or anywhere in o’khasis, really. nowadays he’s still very caustious whenever he says it, because he thinks that someone is going to yell at him. - horrified of getting hurt. back during the days of training in the guard academy, while he was very good with technique and fighting itself, he had a very bad flinching problem. overall, for the longest time, wounds and pain made garroth very uncomfortable. because of this fear of getting hurt, he has a bit of a stubble because of the one time he hurt himself while shaving.   - 6′4, because 6′11 is unbelievably tall and i honestly don’t even think that it’s canon? s’yeah. he seems 6′4 to me.

- garroth often sees new things and (internally) has this very child-like wonder response. he was sheltered for the entirety of his childhood and teenagehood. and after the guard academy, he stayed put in the same village for 5 years -- so he hasn’t experienced very much. he often wants to ask dozens of questions, but because of his shyness, he tends to just observe anything new very closely. which leads me to my next headcanon,

- because of o’khasis’ intolerance to many things, he was not very commonly exposed to magick’s users. the first magicks user that he directly met would be zoey, and he was very nervous when talking to her the first time he met her. when garroth gets to know her more, she catches on that he’s curious about a lot of things, and offers to tell him about things. he declines, and he regrets that decision to this day.

- as stated before, o’khasis isn’t very tolerable of things, which caused garroth to develop incredibly bad internalized homophobia. when aphmau comes along, he gets a very strong desire to protect her (little do we know, this strong desire comes from his connection with esmund) and confuses it for/tries to convince himself that it’s romantic love. it is in fact love, just platonic. so basically, this man’s gay as hell.

- garroth has more freckles than any other ro’meave family member. he’s mildly insecure about his freckles, seeing them as a ‘childish’ trait, which is why he wasn’t very bothered with the idea of hiding his face with his helmet. 

- his hair is super curly. it used to be more tame, but as he got older, it got more curly. it’s usually a mess because he doesn’t know how to take care of it, but it somehow looks hot as hell. (no homo ofc.)

- garroth is allergic to blueberries. 

- raven was garroth’s first genuine connection since he left o’khasis. zenix was his second. he loves raven a lot, and hates that he can’t see him as often as he’d like to.

- garroth is a total cat person. don’t get me wrong, he loves dogs, but if he were to choose between having one or the other, he’d choose to have a cat. he had a pet cat when he was little that he still thinks about a lot. (probably named sprinkles, just for the hell of it.)

- because of how he grew up, garroth’s actually a very picky eater. while he’d never admit it to himself or anyone else, he misses the more “rich-people” food he was spoiled with. 

- garroth isn’t actually that stupid, when he first arrived at pheonix drop, he had a name in mind that he wanted to go by (to better hide his identity). however, when his name was asked by someone, he panicked and “garroth” accidently slipped. he beat himself up for the longest time after that. the only reason he finally let go is because no one had ever pointed out how/seemed suspicious he had the same name as the deceased first-born son of o’khasis.

laurance - his hair grows decently quick, so even after cadenza cut it for him, it only took about 4 months for it to grow back just past his shoulders. he prefers it having some length to it anyways, and usually ties is back into a ponytail. after the irene dimension, he would let nekoette braid his hair. - has a very lanky body type. naturally has long limbs, and would often get called a ‘stick’ when he was younger. he’s about 5′11. but don’t confuse his thinner stature for weakness, he matches garroth’s strength easily.

- bi icon. fuck that “you were my first kiss” bullshit he gives aphmau, the list exists and while it’s stupid and weird, according to it, garroth was his first kiss. which is fuckin funny as hell if you think about it.

- laurance is very good with animals. more so rodents and smaller creatures, like squirrels, birds, rabbits, etc. cadenza was convinced that laurance could talk to animals for the longest time. he even had this little mouse that would pop in his house. however, on the contrary, larger animals -- not so much. he’s shit with horses and cows, especially. 

- incredible singer. has serenaded aphmau on multiple occasions, and has even gotten her to sing along with him from time to time. he sang for malachi to help him fall asleep every night since the day they met him. this caused him to start singing for levin at night as well. when laurance saw malachi again after the 15 year jump, within the first few days of his return, malachi asked for laurance to sing for him again just like he used to. which brings me to my next headacanon,

- laurance saw malachi as his own child, and treated him as such. they were very close, and malachi was the most heartbroken over laurance’s disappearance since he saw him very much as a father. it wasn’t that laurance favored malachi over levin that created this bond, it was the fact that laurance first-hand saw a child in need of a home and someone to love him, and it reminded him of when he was small. 

- he’s a sucker for bets. gambles, wages, anything like that. while he’s not directly a gambler, if someone offers he’s sure to accept. he’s a risk-taker, and ends up getting really into it. this also branches into his competitive behavior. he’ll be really upset and possibly a bit petty if he loses. why else do you think he still hadn’t given castor the 5 dollars he owes him?

- slingshot master. you give this motherfucker a slingshot he can kill someone with his impeccable aim. he’s also very good with a bow and arrow or any sort of projectile, but he’s the best with a slingshot. when he was younger, he hand-made slingshots from materials that he’d find around the forest.

- speaking of the forest, laurance is a very nature-loving soul. when he moved to meteli when he was adopted, he’d often go and explore the forests nearby. he and cadenza would use their imaginations and play all sorts of games. laurance and her especially loved to climb trees, and would jump from branch to branch. this helped laurance become very flexible. this is also how he met sasha, she was sitting in his favorite tree one day and they just hit it off from there.

- after he was rescued from the nether, laurance frequently had nightmares that would lead into sleep paralysis episodes. the first time it happened garroth had been looking over him (since this was around the time when laurance first got back and garroth had allowed aphmau to go do her lord tasks while he watched over him) and when he had the ability to move and speak again, he started freaking out. garroth had to calm him down and assure laurance that he’d talk to zoey about what happened. garroth and zoey are the only ones that know of laurance’s sleep paralysis, mainly because he didn’t want to worry aphmau or anyone else. zoey often gave him ways to cope with it. it didn’t happen every night, but it did occur at least 5-6 times a month. his sleep paralysis stopped the moment he entered the nether for the second time. 

- the first time laurance heard he’d made the list for the jury of nine, he felt honoured. when he was oblivious to how corrupt it was, he saw it as a huge opportunity. after learning about it’s true nature, he was still glad that he’d made the list -- because him being on the list prevented another person from risking being on the list and being chosen to be apart of the jury.

- yes, laurance can cook very will in this universe as well. it’s not that he was taught, it’s more that he can look at ingredients and just throw them together to make great combinations. zoey also taught him a few things.

- laurance does not know his real birthday. malachi does not remember his. since cadenza had “given” laurance a birthday, he offered to let malachi share his unofficial birthday with him. malachi accepted. 

garroth + laurance

- laurance began referring to garroth as “pretty boy” after seeing his face. he continued to call him that for the first month of their friendship. garroth hated it, and that’s the only reason laurance eventually stopped.

- laurance and garroth are both very good story tellers, but after one incident where garroth was telling levin and malachi a story, he started stumbling a bit over his words and couldn’t articulate correctly, so laurance picked it up and continued it. from there, they took turns with the story and occasionally interrupted one another to add a detail or plot point, and after that, malachi refused to listen to garroth or laurance separately when telling stories, because their collective minds came up with the most fascinating shit.

- garroth isn’t the best at coming up with insults because he’s simply too nice, but laurance loves to make fun of garroth (in good fun, of course). however, there is one thing that garroth could hold over laurance; and that was their height difference. whenever laurance would mess with him, garroth would just bring up height to piss laurance off. 

- when laurance regained his sight, him and garroth sparred very often. that’s when garroth realized how much strength laurance actually had, since he’d originally underestimated him. laurance, in all honesty, was equally surprised. their spars were pretty evenly matched.

- while these two are best friends, the amount of arguments they’ve had is insane. most of them were light-hearted and were more so disagreements, but sometimes things escalated and would result in yelling. that’s because laurance always took it a step too far. that, or garroth would try to disregard what they were talking about, which only made laurance more heated. but they’re both incredibly quick to forgive each other. once they had a really bad argument and didn’t talk for an entire hour afterwards, but once they saw each other again it was like they’d never fought. 

- since garroth grew up with everything and laurance often had to hunt and shit, garroth wasn’t amazing at it. laurance found out, originally teased garroth, but gave him tips and took him out and taught him how to hunt. garroth’s still shit at it when he does it alone, but when he does it with laurance he’s pretty decent. 

- garroth doesn’t drink. laurance does. laurance once tried to convince garroth to drink, but he refused -- which laurance respected, but garroth had to deal with drunk laurance for the rest of the night at the guard station. he learned things that he really wish he hadn’t that night. 

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i had more for garroth and laurance’s relationship, but uh, i don’t really have time to write them down, so take these for now! i hope y’all enjoy them as much as i did writing them :]

[scientist-of-love]

I humbly ask for teen!La Squadra hc’s bc your one post lives rent free all the time in my mind

Oo okay!! I haven't developed hcs for all the members yet (or i've already written a post for them) so some are less elaborate than others. Under cut for length

Risotto

- He was a very bitter teenager. Most people assumed he was just going through a phase but he was deeply hurt by the death of his cousin. He ended up dropping out of school and leaving home early.

- He collected lots of sharp things/blades like needles, scissors, knives, and other things. This was very helpful for when he got Metallica later on in his life, because he knew the shape of blades well.

Sorbet

- He was quite a troublesome teenager, he wasn't especially loud or rambunctious but he caused a lot of problems. He ended up in juvenile detention a few times, and got involved in serious crime pretty early on.

- That being said, he was already in a pretty dark place and doing awful things just to get money and stay afloat when he met Gelato. They were both 17 at the time and started officially dating a few months later.

- He first started wearing his hair gelled up like that when he was 17 and hasn't changed it since. The only thing that changed is that his hairline eventually began to recede.

Gelato

- He left home at an early age and was a drifter. Like Sorbet, he was also a trouble causer, but he managed to get away with a lot of what he did. He was quite paranoid but couldn't break his habits, and was really good at hiding all the crimes he committed. He'd often spends lots of time alone in nature.

- He discovered his passion for nature and gardening in his teens. When he first managed to secure an apartment, he had some pot plants that he looked after. It felt nice having a commitment to something, and the routine of taking care of them brought him some calmness.

Prosciutto

- Prosciutto was raised in a very well off household, but there wasn't a lot of love there and he grew into a very cold teenager. He was forced to grow up too fast and felt as if his elders were failing him. (I'm still working on headcanons for him so there isn't a lot right now.)

Illuso

- He was a lot less confident as a teen and was bullied a lot. He hated feeling inferior, but all his efforts to surpass his peers fell flat.

- He didn't have a lot of confidence in his appearance either. He changed his look a lot, and was constantly restyling his hair and clothes. When he got older, he settled on a braid for a while.

Formaggio

- He was a freeloader with a lot of bad habits that took a very long time to break. He used humour and deflected a lot to cope with the fact that he felt completely worthless.

- He fed stray cats off the street and tried to get them to stay with him, but he had no idea how to handle cats and every time it ended with him getting clawed.

Melone

- He's one of the few members that actually finished school, and he graduated university as well. He did exceptionally well, but he never had any friends at school and, well, started studying people in his late teen/young adult years.

- Star signs, horoscopes, and the like were a special interest of his when he was a teen, and although his interest in it became less intense over time, it's still something that he's very knowledgeable and passionate about.

Ghiaccio

- He picked up ice skating in his teens and practiced a lot. It was something that kept him happy and occupied when his life was unstable.

- He had White Album since he was young but only began to truly understand it and control it in his teens. He often lost control of it when he was really emotional. It took a lot of work, and not until he was an adult was he able to use it to its full extent.

Pesci

- He taught himself to fish and before he met Prosciutto, he would spend whole days out by the water by himself. He sold what he caught for an honest price to try and get by, he ended up having to rely on stealing a lot. Although he didn't consider murder an option at the time and had never seen anything like what La Squadra dealt with, he still committed a lot of crimes.

[headcans-oneshots-and-stuff]

Pretty hair

Warning: None Word count: 1,1k   Summary: A cute wakeup, a gala ahead and a rather hairy problem. Will Batdad be able to handle it? Pairing: Platonic!Toddler!Batsis x Batfam

Requested by a pumpkin-spice Anon: Can you please do a headcanon or oneshot filled with lots of fluff about Bruce Wayne being a good dad and trying to braid a young batsis's hair for a gala? Maybe the batboys try to help? Btw i love your incorrect quotes!!

“Daddy?” a soft voice echoed through the room and Bruce couldn’t help but groan and turn around in his bed. The silk sheets and cover around him were incredibly soft on his skin and lulled him back to sleep. His consciousness slipped back into his dreamless sleep, his breath evening out and his body beginning to go into standby again when the last part of his mind that was still awake registered movement on his bed. The mattress moved below him due to extra weight being added when something came crawling up beside him before stopping in front of his head. A soft touch poked against his cheek, at first just very light and careful, but increasingly getting poke-ier when the man didn’t react to anything. “Daddy? Daddy wake up,” the same voice from earlier spoke, this time louder than before, and Bruce groaned when he realized that his night was definitely cut short. He slowly blinked his eyes open and was greeted with your face almost directly in front of him - he just had to lean forward a bit and he could give you an Eskimo kiss - smiling that innocent cute smile at him. “Hey buttercup,” he mumbled with a tired voice and couldn’t help but let his eyes be closed just for a second more while continuing, “What are you doing up so early? Shouldn’t you still be in dreamland?” Your giggled laugh filled the room and your hands, lying on the arm closest to you, shook him. “But Daddy, it’s already tea time.” With that, his eyes shot open. You didn’t completely understand the concept of time quite yet and instead categorized the times of day by what meal would be closer. Mornings would be Breakfast, Early noon would be lunch, the afternoon became tea time, the evening was Dinner and nights were (thanks to your older siblings) Snacks. It was honestly so cute when you talked with others about your plans for the day, but Bruce couldn’t really relish in that at the moment when he looked over at his alarm only to see that it was - in fact, true to your word - already almost 5 p.m. He sat up and looked around almost panicked. He had come home from patrol at around four in the morning and had made plans to get up at eight again so that he could get some work done before he had to prepare himself and you for the Gala that the family was invited to that evening, and he’d most likely have to help (or rather control) Tim and Damian too. It was only then that he racked his brain about what happened when he went to bed that morning and realized that he had never actually set an alarm for that morning. But why didn’t Alfred wake me? he inwardly asked himself only to groan when he realized that Alfred had told him weeks ago that he had to take that exact day off because he’d meet up with an old friend from England who was in America for a visit. “Daddy?” you asked with your head tilted to the side in confusion, “Are you okay?” Bruce smiled at you and brushed a strand of hair behind your ear, “Of course pumpkin, I was just confused why your brothers and sisters didn’t make enough of a mess to wake me up yet.” You shook your head and smiled. “Cassy took me, Dami and Titus to the park because Timmy said you needed your beauty sleep.” “What a Hypocrite,” Bruce whispered to himself while he took you into his arms so that he wouldn’t sweep you off the bed while getting up. “Why is Timmy a Hippo?” “He isn’t, I was just kidding.” He sat you down onto the bed again while he walked over into the bathroom to brush his teeth. “Can we visit mommy today? I found a nice shiny rock in the garden and I wanted to show her,” you asked while kicking your legs a little bit, making Bruce smile at how excited you and Selina could get about shiny stuff. “I’m sorry pumpkin, but we have to go to a Gala tonight. I will take you to mommy tomorrow and we can show her the shiny rock and go eat waffles with Aunt Kate after, okay?” “Okii,” you happily squealed and jumped off the bed to - what Bruce assumed - rush to your room, leaving Bruce to start getting ready, knowing that he’d be the quickest to be finished.

“I don’t wanna,” you pouted and crossed your arms in front of your chest, breaking off the lucky streak that Bruce had somehow had after waking up. Not only hadn’t Tim and Damian not thrown a fit when he had told them to get into their suits and had actually correctly dressed, but you and Cass had actually liked the dress that Bruce had picked for you and didn’t complain about the somewhat fancy shoes that you had to wear. It was almost too good to be true. And then it was. “Why don’t you want to go? We’re all ready to go, aren’t we?” Damian asked, his words had the potential to be quite rude and harsh but spoken to you they were soft and caring. “When mommy goes to parties she always has so pretty hair and I don’t. I want pretty hair too,” you almost sniffled and Bruce had to sigh. He was just way too smitten by this little human that he had helped to make. “Well then,” he picked you up and sat you down onto the backrest of the couch in the living room, “Let’s get to it, won’t we?” “Yay, thank you,” you smiled and started swaying your legs and he stroked his hands through your hair to smooth it out. He turned his face to his children and they immediately recognized the look on his face. The mission look. “Tim, you get the hair ties and pins, I need about three ties, but we’re better on the safe side with four. Damian, somewhere in Y/N’s room should be a bow that is the exact colour of her dress, bring me that. And Cass, darling, could you lend me some of your hairspray? If you don’t have any just steal some out of Stephanie’s old room.” “Sir, yes sir,” Tim sarcastically replied, but all three of them went on their ways to quickly find the items so that they could get your hair finished soon. “Okay pumpkin, I have no idea what I’m doing so I can’t promise anything, but I will do my best.” “That’s fine, I don’t mind it looking funny as long as you made it,” you replied and he could almost hear the smile in your voice. “Then I’m sure I’ll make you proud,” he hummed as he began to braid the top section of your hair to the back.

[booksonablog]

Robby Keene Headcanon

Request: May I request Dating headcanon about Robby Keene with a Fem s/o? Pls🥺 (P.O.C. reader 4c hair type, appreciation/being attracted to skin color, comfort from racist)

Author’s Note: This may be my first headcanon, as I’m not too positive of the difference, but I swear I did my research, Enjoy! Also I got too excited so I’m sorry if it seems like the ramblings of a lunatic

Dating Robby Keene Would Include:

Lots of intimate connection

Whether it was small things like hand holding, playing with each other’s hair or sitting together in solitude, he truly enjoyed connecting with you

You can expect lots of hair playing

He  loved the small curls of your hair. He’d admire it any chance he got, but he’d love to twirl each individual thread between his fingers.

Sometimes when you were tired, you’d lay your head in his lap and you’d find his hand tangled in your hair. Even in mid-conversation with someone else, he’d still be caught twisting a curl around his finger

He’d slip flowers into your hair when the two of you would lay in the grass on a picnic at the park

Once, he asked you to teach him to do your hair. You admired his curiosity and gladly showed him a few hairstyles you often did with your hair. He’d pay attention with a focused eye and when it was his turn he was very careful. He wasn’t great with it at first, your hair popping out on one side, but he’d eventually grasp the concept, he was persistent. You’d end up throwing on a movie as you sat on the ground between his legs - he’d have your hair in his hands, his tongue sticking out. He was so happy once he accomplished at least two styles as good as you’d do them. There are at least 50 photos in the album he’s dedicated to you that are just you showing off how perfectly he did your hair.

He’d let you play with his hair and braid it

He comforted you when you were upset & he was always there when you needed him

If you needed help with homework, or needed a study buddy, he was already offering his assistance, and he was very good at it. He remained focused, no funny business, always made sure you 100% understood the material before moving on, and he’d only ask for kisses in exchange.

Asks you randomly what things make you happy, when you ask him why he asked he said he’s making a list of what to do when you’re sad

He followed the handy little list he made ahead of time

He even created a “Happy Box” of some of those things on that list for the occasions when he wasn’t available

As soon as he was available he’d be ready with open arms

He’d pull you to his chest and let you cry till & if you were comfortable enough to tell him what was wrong

He’d plant soft kisses on the inside of your palm after wiping the tears off your face

He’d stay with you for as long as you’d allow him, during this time he’d tell you to get cozy as he’d run to the store to get both of you some candy & you’d have a netflix night

He’d teach you everything he’s been learning from Daniel

Hanging out with the Larusso’s at their pool

He admired how your skin glistened in the sun & how every color suited you so perfectly

The Larussos loved you - who wouldn’t!?

When you weren’t around, Sam would whisper to him how perfect you were for him, that he was even happier than when her dad took him in

You’d encourage him to make amends with his dad. He’d be hesitant but he listened to your reasoning and he trusted what you had to say

Which led him to finally responding to Johnny’s request on taking him out to dinner. They actually had a great time! They laughed, they cried, and they spoke about you. Johnny was happy to see his son happy.

They started to get along so well that Johnny wanted to meet you!

When Robby told you this, you immediately felt the rush of nerves erupting in your stomach, though he assured you that you’d be okay

Johnny took the two of you out to the same arcade he used to hangout at. Afterwards he took you guys out for milkshakes.

When Robby had excused himself to the bathroom, Johnny had thanked you for bringing the two of them together. You saw him get a little emotional, even you got a little teary eyed. You kept the moment as a secret between the two of you 

Going to the skate park together

You knew Robby was no quitter as he tried time and time again to accomplish this one obstacle in particular

The two of you celebrated once he did - his fists up with a grin as you’d run up to him, he’d pick you up and spin you around, the two of you giggling

Unfortunately, when you tried the obstacle you ended up with a cut knee

Not so unfortunately for you, he’d carry you to the nearest bench where he’d bandage you up. He’d place a kiss on top of the band-aid, winking up at you.

Sometimes you would text him in the middle of class, “Wish you were here 🥺” and he’d reply with, “Right outside 😘”

He’d wait for you outside of school, sometimes with your favorite treat

Once in a blue moon, he’d sneak into the lunchroom at your school & kept you company during lunch

In the times when he couldn’t visit, you’d find funny little notes from him hidden away in your backpack

Having a lazy day together

The two of you resting on a hammock: you - sound asleep on his chest while his foot hangs off the side, gently rocking it back and forth

He snuck you out some nights to go stare at the stars 

Sharing a dessert at a local diner

Walking down the shore, eating ice cream and watching the sunset together

The two of you would receive stares of disapproval when you would hold hands - he would pause, hold your face in his hands & plant a breathless kiss

He enjoyed seeing you in your space, the expression when you thought no one was watching, to him, that was true beauty

Purchased flowers for you just because

Makeout sessions in places where it was just the two of you

Will look out for your well being, not just because you’re dating but because he truly cared about you

“Did you get home okay”

“Be safe”

The two of you actually met by him pretending to be your boyfriend when he watched as someone had been following you

Will speak up if he thinks you’re being unsafe

Being complimented as the cutest couple

Hope you guys enjoyed this one! I love Robby and I think he is a sweet little puppy with good intentions, so this was fun to write. Additionally, I really appreciate the request for a p.o.c. reader. I myself have encountered imagines where the reader is described with blonde hair and blue eyes, and while there is nothing wrong with a person that fits that description, I have to pause my reading and adjust the words in my head to suit what I look like (I myself am a p.o.c. reader.) I try to write my imagines with the reader in mind, trying to keep little to no description of the reader so the person reading can easily imagine themselves into the story. With that being said, I was elated writing this prompt, I don’t think people understand how important representation in writing is (mind you I am still learning.)

Requests are always open! 💕

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