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the implication some version of animated teen tita.ns vaguely like ttg exists in comic canon.... i desperately need to know who in dick's life is a die hard show fan and how many times he rants he's 'not like that'
#the titan.s: is this fucking play about us??? like do they ever watch it did they sign off rights so many questions.#especially tt/g rob.in. i find him very amusing. silly little man. i want ten of them.#titans spoilers#tuesday spoilers#comic spoilers#interesting they'd make dick infected so quickly either that was (monologue incoming) apart of his plan all along#or babs is gonna lead the plan#i hate titan.s fighting titan.s but man do i love a good 'this isnt you' plot#like having to fight but you cant hurt the other because youre trying to save them UGH okay fine youve caught my interest current tita.n ru#also i know this art style has never missed but dick and gar.th are too handsome. like im not fighting you two whatever you say handsome#also also MOST IMPORTANT MERRY KORY CONTENT TUESDAY#very upset she yet again has to relive trauma but the panel of kory and donna hugging in the explosion will help me last the winter <3#* i'd love to write but it's just not realistic / ooc.
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do you ship helena bertinelli with anyone? if yes, then which characters and why? what's your favorite helena ship? do you have any helena rarepairs? (i know you've talked about helena/steph and you're so right about it, it's a very interesting ship)
!!!! i have so many ships for my best girl ever yes oh my god thank you for asking.
my top pairing is probably Vic Sage/the Question. Vic is the basic answer, but man. i love them so much. no couple has matched each other's freak like that have. Justice League Unlimited is a great adaptation of Helena in general, but it also did a great adaptation of Helena and Vic's relationship. how he just dedicates himself to helping her with no expected return, but also wants to make sure she doesn't go too far in a hunt for vengeance that never ends for her. i think a lot of characters often want to change Helena or expect things out of her for their own needs, like the Batfam and the BoP. but Vic is one of the few people who just wants her to be better for her own good. when he tries to stop her from killing it's not because of his morals, it's because he doesn't want this crusade to consume her. and i just. man i think about them a lot. Helena rlly likes weird little men who give themselves wholly to her.
Zinda Blake/Lady Blackhawk is also a top ship for me. tbh i just like Zinda. but i do love how Helena and Zinda interact, being the more rough and tumble members of the BoP. they're both outsiders, in different ways. Helena is an outsider of the Batfam and Zinda is literally from a different time and an outsider to the current world. their friendship is so genuine and i think if Babs and Dinah can have. whatever homoerotic nonsense going on during BoP, then Zinda and Helena deserve some homoerotic nonsense too. as a treat.
if we're willing to count New-52 Helena, then i enjoy Helena/Dick/Tiger. i think Helena and Dick being a past relationship is really important in pre-Flashpoint for Helena's development, though i don't ship them as a serious couple beyond a fling. but in the New-52, i think this throuple be fun. Helena and Tiger respect each other as two very driven, no-nonsense agents and then well. they both clearly have some kind of thing for Dick. so it's fun finding the balance of how they could all work together romantically.
and ofc. it's a crime to mention Helena ships and not mention Renee Montoya/the Question. every time they interact it's really fucking gay. it's so gay that Kate Kane, Renee's own ex, assumed Helena and Renee were gay. i cannot be convinced against this ship. i genuinely think this ship should be canon. i mean. DC did tease us with this moment from an alternate universe and it's lived rent for me since. fucking criminal for us to only get one panel of what we could have if DC let Helena be a fruit in the main universe. being in love with Helena Bertinelli should be a right of passage for the Question mantle, i personally believe. if you asked me like. genuinely who i want to see Helena date in the current comics, Renee is my top pick. (i would say Vic but he's fucking dead and the New-52 butchered him so rip my mans-)
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besides those ships, just about every ship for Helena probably falls into the category of rarepair. like you said i've talked about my love for Helena/Steph before bc god. i think it should be a thing more people ship. once i finish the fic i'm writing about them i will convince others to like it.
i also think Helena/Cass could be fun. in a *lot* of ways Helena and Cass are narrative parallels to each other. Helena was a victim of her family being murdered at about the same age Cass was forced to be a murderer. Helena grows up to believe in lethal justice because of this, and Cass grows up to be staunchly against it. Cass' Batgirl suit was made *by* Helena. they both want to be protectors of the most vulnerable people. they balance each other out in a lot of ways and i think they should kiss about it.
also probably a rarepair, i think Helena/Lady Shiva is fun. their fight during Birds of Prey (2010) had... questionable moments for Helena's characterization, but i do love so much that Helena knocks Shiva off her feet and gains a deep respect from Shiva. like. Shiva gives her a nickname and shows her admiration. i would like to see fanfic where Shiva continues to be weirdly admirable of Helena and bothering her non-stop. they could be a fun fucked up toxic yuri moment. this is just. so gay to me.
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my most rare Helena pair would probably be Helena Wayne, actually. but specifically Helena Wayne of JSA (2022). ever since, for some reason, it was made canon that the current Helena Wayne was named after Helena Bertinelli and took the name Huntress to honor her i *cannot* stop thinking about them meeting. because in-universe it makes *no* fucking sense for Bruce to name his kid after *Helena Bertinelli*, someone he's regularly at odds with and doesn't like. it's clearly an awkward explanation to try to make the whole two Huntress situation make sense. (it's almost as bad as Helena Wayne in the New-52 using Helena Bertinelli as an alias.) but because it's such an odd choice, i do think it could be fun for Helena Wayne, when she's back in time to see Bruce, to find Helena Bertinelli to get to know the woman she was named after and Helena Bertinelli just being. baffled by the idea of *Batman* naming his kid after her. it could be a fun fucked up moment.
my other super rarepair is Kara Zor-L/Power Girl. they had like. one meaningful interaction of JSA Classified and it's been PLAGUING me. something about when Power Girl doesn't remember her past and she's seeking a friend, she instinctively goes to find Huntress? but it's wrong bc this isn't *her* Huntress and neither of them understand why Power Girl would seek Helena out? god it's so good. i'm always a big fan of ships where one person in the ship is *so* obviously using the other person as a replacement for someone they lost and they both know it. it's such a doomed angsty thing where you could play with Helena actually really liking Kara, but knowing that she's just a replacement for Kara's Helena Wayne. good fucked up shit man.
and lastly: i really ship her with Dawn Granger/Dove. there's no canon basis for this, they didn't have a ton of interactions even when they were both on the BoP. but there's a very kind innocence to Dawn that contrasts Helena's violence really well. and i do love a ship with a corruption kink vibe to it. let Helena corrupt Dawn. i could write such fucked up porn about these two.
#necrotic answerings#helena bertinelli#idk the ship names for most of these ships so idk how to tag them#most of them are too rare to have ship names. tragic.#anyway i ship her with so many ppl#i do ship her with tim as well but i didn't mention him just bc i default to viewing them platonically.#also think babs is a valid ship for her. but in a hatefucking way.#i prefer their relationship when they can't stand each other it's more fun.#but yeah the realistic “i want to see this in canon” options are vic and renee#and then the rest are “i'm alone in this ship but i see potential” rarepairs#esp lady shiva. like i'm *really* tempted to write that fic.#i just need to read more comics with shiva.#actually the most fucked up option: cass/helena/shiva incestual threesome.#that has potential. but i don't think anyone shares my vision#also i've seen posts arguing for helena/jason#and while. longterm i disagree. i do think them sleeping together is on the table.#but largely ppl always bringing him up when talking about her sours me to that ship. so eh.#also i would ship helena/bruce in a fucked up way if that one batman: the brave & the bold episode didn't piss me off so bad#justice league unlimited is the *only* good adaptation of helena i'm so serious.#everything else eats ass with her. esp the arrowverse.#and the birds of prey movie.#but jlu does good by her and if you just watch that show you do have a solid grasp of her character#it adapts her story into a child-friendly medium in what i think is the best way it could've#anywhore thank you for this ask <3#you actually sent this when something rlly shitty happened so it was a nice little distraction from life to think about my answer#OH WAIT YOU KNOW WHO I FORGOT.#kate spencer. manhunter. I ship her with helena too.#lethal female vigilantes unite.#BRO those two deserve a teamup mini or something. they'd click so well.#dc hire me to write a huntress/manhunter mini series i promise i won't make them gay (my fingers are crossed)
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You're Gonna Go Far by Noah Kahan is such a Dick Grayson song but I know in my heart that Dick doesn't listen to it. Like. It's him to a T. It's about him. It's for him. But Barbara is the one who listens to Noah Kahan.
#warrior's thoughts#dick grayson#this is such a silly post but it's my blog and i'll do whatever i want#idk what canon is but barbara seems like she would listen to indie/folk music#crane wives specifically is babs music#and i think she'd like noah kahan too#dick? dick's a rock guy#dick's playlist is mostly guns n roses and foo fighters and stuff like that#plus like three emo songs that he stole from bruce's playlist#i have way too many headcanons about the bats' music tastes#for someone who can barely tell the difference between music genres
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here are the panels of Nightwing beating up the joker btw
#i love him#i love how this was about so many people and so many things#it was about Babs who lost her legs#it was about Jason who lost his life#and it was about Tim who Dick thought was dead too#and the fact that bruce and tim stopped him is not because they morally believe that joker should be alive#they just don't want Dick to have that blood on his hands#theh didn't want him to lose himself#which is what joker wants btw#barbara gordon#nightwing#dick grayson#batman#jason todd#<- i feel like you guys would like this
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Currently rotating in my brain: a canon divergence AU where instead of entering Gotham during No Man's Land, Cass comes in during the Robin Collective era.
#I will try to come back to this tomorrow but it is Marinating#The RIPPLES this has#Cass gets attached to the Robin symbol now#Cass rather than deifying Batman and remaining a relative loner#Immediately focusing in HARD on the power of a collective and strength of many#Duke as Cass's main connection/contact in the Batfam rather than Babs#Which is interesting too bc Duke himself is so new#So it'd kinda be Batman and Alfred except in this AU Cass has significantly less deification for Batman#Which could be a fascinating dynamic#Also I just think she'd have a rlly funny dynamic with the other we are robin kids#Hi this is our friend Cass we dont think she speaks or can understand English or any other language we've tried#She's still the funniest bitch in the group tho. She's also beat 40 guys in a fistfight once. In five minutes. It was epic#She rotates between our couches bc she's homeless and she's the world's worst roommate#We'd die for her and she's worryingly eager to return the favor#Cassandra cain#My posts
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somewhere in my mind palace there is a stunning DC cinematic universe from the 80s-90s with a star-studded cast
#so many of my references for dc characters come from late 80s-90s actors#like..#drew barrymore as steph#gillian anderson as babs#john stamos as dick#<- you know im right look at uncle jesse and tell me thats not dick#random one but i use gabrielle union as a reference for tam a lot too#theres more but those are the big ones..#logically the timeline for the stories i like and the ages these actors would have been when those stoylines were coming out wouldnt match#but sssshhhhhh this is my mindpalace
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Prynhawn da! Sut dych chi? Dw i'n wedi blino iawn. Dw i ddim eisiau gweithio heddiw
prynhawn da!! dw i'n da iawn diolch!! dw i'n...yfed te. a...gwneud bisgedi...
#i was doing so well i got the first three sentences just fine i got good afternoon how are you i'm very tired and then. i'm guessing#the last sentence has some sort of negative in it from the ddim but. i lost you there...but i didnt want to cheat and use google translate.#i also have very little confidence in the last part of my own reply which was meant to be. i am drinking tea and making biscuits#but could well be. not that. i can not put very many sentences together yet im sorry 😭 ....tho duolingo has made sure i know how to say#dragon (draig) leeks (cennin) and mushrooms (madarch) xx all the essentials xx#(i did translate your ask after though xx i hope work isnt too rough i hope you have a nice day bab xx)#anon#telegram
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how many times can you compliment a friend's fit before it becomes weird. i need to know for science
#i would say 'asking for a friend' but sincerely.#he complimented me just a handful too many times and im like... does this mean something#because if it means something oh buddy i have utterly misled you somehow#is my autism alluring? sorry im aro ace#also like i turn 24 in 2 weeks and hes fresh out of hs. wee bab.
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I like to imagine that the batkids aren’t actually horrified by seeing Bruce flirt, but they’re going to be dramatic anyway just to give their dad a hard time.
Dick and Steph mime throwing up. Jason tells Bruce that there are children present, how could he do this to those small innocent minds? One time Bruce flirts at a public event and Cass fake passes out onto Dick. Tim pretends to be scandalized every time he sees it, berating Bruce about the importance of public image (but only when in public). Bruce knows that they are just teasing him, and is more Tired Dad™ about it than anything.
The only one who’s actually serious is Damian, who isn’t traumatized or anything by seeing his dad flirt, but is deeply embarrassed that he has to be seen, in public, with a man who behaves like this, in public. And his classmates know that they’re biologically related. It’s terrible for his reputation of being a scary loner at school, and he begs Bruce to stop embarrassing him in public.
Bruce, being a Dad™, starts flirting even more.
Any time I see a hc about how any of the other Bats would gag or otherwise be scandalized by any of Bruce's escapades I am hit full in the face with the incredibly vivid memory of the scene in Gotham Knights where they're all sitting on a couch placidly watching a news clip of him doing a striptease on a giant penguin ice sculpture.
Afterwards Dick happily explains how this is a perfect cover because Bruce has done this so many times that no one would be able to corroborate whether he was actually there on this one specific night or not.
I really don't think the knowledge that he sends spicy texts or whatever is gonna shock these guys
#my dad flirts with my stepmom in public largely because he thinks our reactions are funny#and I live like 15 minutes away from him so I witness this not infrequently#my stepbrother is the youngest of us all and easily the most embarrassed#to my dad’s credit it *is* really funny#anyway just the batfamily having normal family shenanigans#batman#bruce wayne#batfam#dick grayson#nightwing#stephanie brown#batgirl#dc spoiler#jason todd#red hood#tim drake#red robin#why are there so many#cassandra cain#black bat#orphan#damian wayne#dc robin#god that’s too many kids and it’s not even all of them#I didn’t mention Babs because I don’t think she’d make fun of Bruce#but she’d totally snicker while watching the others#Duke would take a minute while he finds his footing#but after that he’d probably be the worst one#batfam inspired by my own fam
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📩 ❛ fine, i’ll be nice. but just until the holidays are over. ❜ @byanyan 🔆 winter themed – accepting!
"think about it... after the winter holidays is valentine's day, and after that is... star wars day. and then it's the fourth of july. looks like you're going to be nice for a while, bee." he linked arms with byan, leaning more weight on them than was necessary and gently headbutting their cheek in lieu of a peck on the cheek before starting to walk. she's teasing them. it was important to him that today, they didn't pick a fight. byan would be well within their right to, and it was what their friendship was built upon, the foundations laid when ellie had been considerably less capable of standing up for herself and it made his life hell. now, though, well into their 20's, sometimes peace was the better option. at least for the moment.
"how about this, you don't pick a fight with my coworkers, even though they deserve it, you walk me home and we go past build-a-bear and we get matching sanrio bears for me, you and sol. and then, over dinner, you can help me come up with a slow-burn revenge plan. how's that sound?"
#byanyan#🕊️❛ — answered.#🕊️❛ — ic.#no you don't understand i went to the build a bear website just to check that they did kuromi bears still and they do . They Do .#but they specifically have a sanrio xmas range and i literally Burst Into Tears about it---#i don't look @ bab if i can help it i'm broke and already have too many.....
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₊˚⊹。take my time (i’ll spend it all on you) | gojo satoru
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summary: gojo sees you in lingerie for the first time.
contains: f!reader, suggestive almost nsfw (they make out… maybe a bit steamy), 18+ just in case, reader is in lingerie, shy feelings!! gojo down bad!!
a/n: i hc that the first time gojo sees you in lingerie, it’s like seeing you walk down the aisle—he’s a bit sappy like that! i also think that he’d love seeing his lover in pink! idk! it’s just the vibes! (col reader would look cute in pink too i think hehe complements the personality!); takes place later on, around col #4 (wip)
collection masterlist: conversations on love 3.5b. —will i ever bring you peace? <- you are here -> +04b (extra). if you're ready (let me) + 04. these traces of love, they outline you
MINORS DO NOT INTERACT.
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There are few things in life that have earned Gojo’s double take:
A sign for a newly-opened gelato shop with ‘exclusive flavors for the first 30 customers!’ written in fine print; Megumi, back in middle school, being confessed to with a sweetly handcrafted box of chocolates for Valentine’s Day; a small cut, right at the tip of his nose from that time you sparred with him and he let you get too close (or so he says).
And now you.
In something pink—
—that if he backtracks just a bit, steps one foot behind the other to glance again at the space left open by the bedroom door, and squints—
He’s certain, 200% sure.
It’s lingerie.
He blinks once, twice, rubs at his eyes even as his mind attempts to catch up to whatever it is–you–he just saw. This must be what wires feel when they short circuit.
You know he’s home, right? You have to, you just told him to rinse the dishes after snacking.
And he was in the middle of doing that—walking across your apartment from couch to kitchen, stopping only to do a double take at the sight of pink in his periphery, at you, once he looked again, clearly.
Or were you doing this on purpose? Did you want him to see you?
He gulps, warmth spreading from the tips of his ears down to his neck, lingering.
There’s only one way to find out, really.
He walks down the hallway leading to the bedroom, keeping his footsteps light so as to not startle you.
If he’s being honest right now, his mind is full to the point of feeling empty—too many thoughts swirling around the fact that behind this very door, he’s about to find you in pink lingerie.
And when he takes a deep breath, fingertips pushing on wood very slightly as he calls out, “Bab—“
“S’toru!” you squeal from the other side, panicked as you instantly push it back closed.
So you didn’t do it on purpose.
“Sorry, give me a minute!” you call out, and he can hear your footsteps from the other side, frantically walking around for what he can assume is you looking for something to cover yourself with.
But he doesn’t want that.
Not when he already has the visual of you, pretty in what he suspects is pink lace.
Not when the way you said ‘S’toru’ sounded so much like ‘‘Toru’, your ‘‘Toru’, the way you usually say it pressed against bed sheets, under him, expression blissed out from—
Do you have any idea what that does to him?
“Are you wearing lingerie?”
You freeze. Gojo can tell from the other side of the door, and you think, damn it, because he isn’t supposed to know you bought a set, much less see you in it. Not yet.
You could try to lie, but Gojo always sees through you, through every change in inflection, the way your eyebrow twitches before speaking.
“Can I come in?” he asks softly, almost hesitantly.
How can you possibly resist him when he speaks to you like this? Asking permission as if this space you live in isn’t as much his?
You sigh, flustered at being caught this way, “Can you close your eyes first?”
He follows, laying one hand over his eyes for good measure before knocking on the door. You open it slowly, wood creaking as he steps inside.
You feel a little naked right now despite how he isn’t even looking your way, opting to face the side opposite from where you’re standing. It’s on purpose, you know, he can tell where you are—Six Eyes and all.
There’s a smile that he’s hiding, biting his lower lip to stop it from showing. His toes are wiggling from the excitement coursing through him.
You know Gojo will like you in anything; in fact, he’s made it very clear that he prefers you in nothing—but still. Your stomach feels queasy and you can’t get rid of how nervous you’re feeling.
And you guess, it’s really just because this was meant to be a surprise for him—the design you’ve chosen, how it looks on your body, how it looks to him, especially. You’d ordered the lingerie set months in advance to leave a lot of time for returns, whether it turned out ill-fitting or just unflattering.
You didn’t expect him to catch a glimpse of it now, months before his birthday, before you were even ready.
“I’m waiting…” he teases, voice sing-song in that way he usually does to annoy you. It always makes you smile though, and it’s an odd form of comforting with how it dulls your jitters right now, just a little bit.
“Okay, you can look.”
As soon as he turns, you squeeze your eyes shut, hands on your sides as you fiddle with your fingernails. Seeing, knowing his reaction in real time is still nervewracking, regardless of every reassurance you tell yourself—because, what if this is the off-chance that you’re wrong, and he doesn’t like it?
Or worse: what if he has to pretend he likes it?
You frown a bit—it doesn’t help at all that Gojo isn’t saying anything.
But—
How can he, when there are no words, no adjectives, no possible descriptions to articulate what he’s seeing—what he’s feeling?
If he didn’t die then, in every instance he’s brushed with death: by Toji’s hands, locked up inside that box, in that final moment with Sukuna, nearly halved—
He thinks he might have just died right now.
Because this? You? In lingerie as pink as all he’s feeling—his cheeks, his nose, flushing down his neck, maybe even his chest if it were exposed.
It’s heaven.
You’re a sight.
While Gojo has certainly seen you in much less, and done with you things much more than just stand with you like this, he’s never seen you in lingerie.
And you’re so pretty. Sexy. All his, he can’t believe it.
He’s noticing all the little details on it–on you–its shade, almost salmon with a bit of baby pink; its material: sheer net as the base for everything—it’s practically see-through save for the delicate floral lace running across the bra cups and panty front.
The set itself is nice, sure, but he knows he only likes it this much because it’s on you. And he knows he’ll always like anything on you.
The heat in his stomach is building, spreading, to the single part of him that—
“Is it that bad?” you scrunch your nose, eyes still closed. He looks at you confused, before he realizes: he hasn’t said anything.
He chuckles and you open your eyes, pouting.
And God, he wishes you didn’t do that. That look on your face—what it does to him.
“I ordered it in advance for your birthday,” you start, pout deepening as you ramble on, “it was supposed to be a surprise, but if you don’t like it, I can still–”
That’s enough.
He can’t believe that you actually think he doesn’t like it.
Gojo steps into your space, close enough to grab you by the waist as his other hand reaches up to slot itself in the area between your ear and your jawline, tilting your head up slightly as he leans in to kiss you.
It’s rushed at first, almost desperate—hungry, the way he releases his breath only to take you in; your lips, soft in the way he knows them to be, his hand on your waist squeezing. Your fingertips trail to his cheek, almost cupping as his kisses turn deeper, more languid, lips moving against yours slowly, savoring.
Gojo is a fast learner, and he shows it best in the way he kisses you, as if he’s memorized every way to build that familiar heat within you. You lay your other hand against his chest, gripping at the fabric of his t-shirt as he pulls you closer.
You bite his lip and suck, just a little bit, the way he likes it, and he moans, lowly, vibrations rippling through your mouth as he holds you steady. He’s hard already; you can feel it pressing against your lower belly.
And you realize, as a small laugh tears itself away from you, how ridiculous it was for you to even worry.
You break the kiss, leaning your forehead against his as you keep your noses touching. It’s impossible to tell how Gojo looks, but you have a hunch with how he’s breathing so heavily; the skies in his eyes must be darker, almost gray, turned on by desire—the same one settling deep in your stomach, aching, needy.
“It’s perfect,” he whispers, lips grazing yours. He traces hearts by your shoulder, something born out of the many times you’ve lain in bed together, playing with the strap of your bra before pulling, a short snap! as he lets go.
“You like it?” you whisper back, a lilt in your tone, teasing. Your fingers come up to trace his lips and he holds them in place, nipping.
“Mhm,” he grins, smoothing his hand over the lace details on your bra, his thumb rubbing, “so pretty.”
He leans in again, a small peck, before asking, “Does this mean I can get my gift now?”
You laugh, hitting his chest, “It’s not your birthday yet!”
“Yeah, but what is time anyway?”
And you know, with the way he’s trailing kisses down your neck, licking and sucking—you’re going to have to find another thing to surprise him with on his birthday.
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Later that evening, with your head lying right on his chest, you remember.
“Oh yeah, the set also came with one of those belt things. Garter, I think? But I wasn’t sure if you’d be into–”
You’ve never seen Gojo get up from bed faster.
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thank you notes: for that anon that asked about whether col reader wears lingerie! + @stellamancer @soumies @crysugu for validating me that pink is in fact col reader's colour ᰔ i also just luv u guys 🥺
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Tim accidently referring to the Joker as Dad but those who know about Joker Jr aren’t present and so everyone is left with the ‘realisation’ that Tim is the son of the biggest nightmare to their family.
It’s probably Jason and Steph, her there to bother Tim but Jason went to the manor for food and the two naturally started arguing. Maybe Jason tells Tim to stop costing on his case and prove a point be made against blonde, but Tim just offhandedly goes, “Later, I think my dad broke out of Arkham again but the guards aren’t doing anything. Maybe they’re in on it…”
The two present naturally look at each other with confusion and for the first time stop bickering to peak over his shoulder and see what his case is because, holy shit Tim had a villain for a dad and didn’t tell us? Only to see numerous photos of the Joker in his cell and many reports over the last week of how he’s been behaving and Jason…
Steph pushes the man out of the room when she sees his face go from frozen fear to anger, thinking it’s towards Tim and his secrecy and, while she totally gets that, now isn’t the time.
Though when they get into the Jason starts a rant about how Bruce and Dick should have told him that the monster had a child, even if that child wasn’t Tim! Jason protects kids! Did they think he’d hurt him just because of who his father is?
No!
If anything, he’d become the kids full time body guard to stop that mad man from making Tim into another version of himself!
The two naturally go to tell the others, pulling Damian, Cass and Duke into a mostly unused room and telling them what they discovered, all while Tim stays in the library working on his case.
Cass is beyond worried but also confused because he doesn’t seem to have any physical characteristics of the Joker or Harley, but maybe the mother is different? Perhaps it’s still Janet and either she had a fling with the Joker or something far worse, which makes the young girl enraged on the woman’s behalf.
Damian makes a comment about him killing Tim, not in a serious manner but more as an option, but Duke shuts it down, saying that having a villain for a parent doesn’t mean anything about who you will be. He points out those in the family of that nature and other heroes like Superboy.
When asked why they didn’t get Dick or Babs involved, Jason says they defiantly know and lied about it.
It’s only after another three hours of working that Tim catches himself referring to the Joker as dad and shuts his laptop, making his way to Bruce’s room to hide under the older man’s bed like he usually does when that happens, only to overhear what his siblings are saying.
Tim presses his ear against the door to hear better.
“If that maniac had a kid, surely he’d have told everyone he had an heir or something.” That’s Steph’s voice, filled with worry that only he and Cass could detect as she hides it under a whiney tone.
Jason is next to respond, “maybe he doesn’t know? I mean, did Tim ever even interacted with him before he became Robin?”
It doesn’t take much more than that for Tim to realise that he must have been talking aloud again or absently answered someone earlier and misspoke in front of them.
Panic fills him as he avoids telling Bruce when he gets bad, even if it’s just a small thing, because the older man will start of being a concerned parent then go into Batman mode and only just stop himself from putting Tim in the confinement cell. Sure Tim came up with the idea of the cell so he wouldn’t hurt anyone if his conditioning got too bad, but he’s learnt the signs. He’s not a mindless drone, he still knows who he is and doesn’t hear someone talking to him or anything like that.
He just… sometimes forgets the Joker hurt him.
It’s not Tim’s fault that memories of watching TV with him and Harley, tucked between them with a big bowl of ice cream felt better than most memories of his real parents.
But he knows it’s wrong, always comes back to calling the Joker his enemy.
Bruce just doesn’t get that.
Tim hears them talk a bit more, theories about who his mother might be, if Tim is safe at the manor, if Joker knows he has a son…
Opening the door, Tim stands there and stares at them as all eyes snap to him in alarm.
He doesn’t let anybody speak, cutting them all off quickly, “He’s not my dad. Go the cave and search for file number 26557933301-JJ and put in the code AGELAST, all caps.”
With that he turns and leaves, walking at first before running to Bruce’s room to hide.
He goes to family dinner and pretends not to notice the quietness or how Jason is still there, eating his food quietly and waiting for the ball to drop.
Naturally, Damian is the one to say what he wants first, “So why is okay that Tim shot the joker but I got in trouble for stabbing Bane?”
Everyone groans.
#batfam#tim drake#bat family#dc comics#batfamily#dc universe#dc#tim drake is red robin#tim drake is a menace#damian wayne#Jason Todd#dick grayson#stephanie brown#duke thomas#cassandra cain#barbara gordon#and joker junior#joker jr#dc joker#joker junior#JJ
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Headcanon that Tim introduces Cass to reddit and helps her make an account. But she mostly uses it to ask questions and user batgirlfan99 accidentally becomes a meme and an urban legend. Half her posts are AITA situations listing either horrible trauma done to her which she doesn't acknowledge as trauma or moments where she was most definitely the asshole but seems massively confused as to why. To make things more baffling the other half of her posts are questions to various subreddits like "Why does food have out of date labels when it tastes fine?" or "How many bones can I break when I'm fighting someone before it becomes cruel and not OK?" and "How can I get a real passport if I don't technically exist?"
She's so completely serious about all of this people aren't sure if it's an elaborate bit, shitposts like dril, or if someone should call a hospital and get her help. Tim's having too much fun watching it all happen so he strikes a deal with Babs to make sure Bruce never finds out and shuts it down. Babs agrees because it's nice to see Cass interacting with civilians even if it's anonymous and online.
Unfortunately Cass goes a little too locally viral on a discussion thread about Gotham water, insisting that she drank it for two years both during and after No Man's Land and she's fine, so people are clearly exaggerating about the chemicals. Bruce gets wind of it and starts making plans in case the account is run by a new Gotham joker variant but the more he looks at it the more these questions seem familiar...
The next time they're having a family dinner he mutters to Cass: "I still don't think I was the asshole during the Soul fight. You didn't give the full context ."
After this reveal, the rest of the dinner is spent with both of them arguing their case and everyone voting on if Bruce was NTA. Dick, Tim, Duke and Damian vote YTA. Cass and Bruce vote NTA. Dick says Cass was also the asshole for punching him in the face which sets off a whole new round of discourse.
batgirlfan99 deletes her account the following morning, leading to widespread mourning across her frequent subreddits. Cass still thinks it was worth it. She knows the difference between laundry detergent, fabric softener, and fabric conditioner now.
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a timeline of my "affection" for babs. literally 0 to 100 pfft
#long post#wwaffles bein' an idiot#wwaffles plays o.m#wwaffles plays n.b#this of course ignores all my posts about how he definitely wasnt expecting you to come back from our first little stint in the past#partly because there are too many and theyre fairly scattered#but partly because that actually has no bearing on my affection for him. its one of those plot things thats vaguely annoying#but ultimately not weighed very heavily. like half of the things these boys do#(<- even the actual murder in ch16 isnt something im upset about)#(its the narrative pretending it didnt happen and that it wouldn't have any consequences that annoys me)#oh my god. i just realized that first post is far enough back i wasnt calling him babs yet. dang dude
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Sometimes, there's nothing like some heavy drinking and extreme cold to make sure best friends don't stay best friends.
You and Franco found this out the hard way.
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Warnings: don't fuck on the beach guys it's really not a good idea, smut, belly bulge, squirting, alcohol, so many petnames I lost count, no good judgement to be found anywhere
I'll set the scene.
Winter break, at a beach house on the Argentinian coast, at night.
Everyone is sleeping, the only sound that can be heard is the waves crashing on the sand.
You and Franco were indeed best friends. And deeply, deeply in denial about your feelings for each other.
You followed him everywhere, fucking up your education to go to all his races, ever since you were 14.
And he never had a girlfriend because... well, how could he even look at other girls when you were around?
Now you were 23, and he'd fucked around a bit, and so had you. But it was never anything serious, drunken one night stands mostly.
But there you were, on the beach at 2 in the morning, playing a game of drunk hetero-chicken.
Like gay chicken, but longer and more painful to watch.
It involved throwing back shots, and running into the ocean.
The twist was that the ocean was fucking cold when there was no sun to warm you up, and there was only so much the cheap tequila could do, so once you were in the water you had to huddle up to share body heat.
It was only a matter of time before the huddling turned to groping.
You can't even remember who initiated the first kiss, but neither of you wanted to stay in the water for long after that.
Franco carried you out, your thighs firmly wrapped around his waist and his hands digging into your ass.
He set you down in the sand and climbed over you, shoving his way in between your legs.
You both knew what was about to happen, but were too fucking in love to care.
You whined at the stretch when the first of his thick fingers made its way into your quickly dampening cunt.
“It's okay, querida. Let me take care of you”
He bit your bottom lip at the same time as the second finger slipped in, both actions making you groan into his greedy mouth.
Mouth that decided to start traveling south and sucked a couple of bruises into your skin before going even further.
The hand that wasn't pumping in and out of you came up to pull at the string of your bikini, exposing your tits to him as he gulped and looked deep into your eyes.
“You are perfect, mi vida”
He leaned down and sucked one of your nipples into his mouth, making you arch into the sensation and he took the opportunity to slip a third finger in.
He hooked them upwards and you groaned your approval of his ministrations.
“Franco, fuck me- please”
“In a minute, baby, let me just-”
You looked down at this hand, and the sight of him slipping a fourth finger in was enough to make you clench around them, and he groaned, the squelch almost audible over the crashing waves.
“Fuck Franco, that's- I think that's enough, no?”
He chuckled. “I need to prepare you, the last thing I want is to hurt you. I am... uhh, big” he muttered, almost shyly, and if it hadn't been night-time you would have seen the blush creeping along his cheeks.
And if the bulge in his shorts was anything to go by, he wasn't lying.
You slipped a hand in the waistband, pulling them down slowly, and marveled at the thickness that met your touch.
Your fingers were barely long enough to wrap around him, and he grunted as you started pumping him slowly.
“Come on Franco, I won't break. I need you inside me, please”
And who was he to deny such a request.
Despite his inebriated state, he went slow, and was incredibly careful as he inched inside you with measured thrusts.
When his hips were finally flush with yours, you let out a wanton moan.
“Fuck, I'm so full”
“I know querida, just breathe”
He let you adjust at your own pace, kissing your neck in an effort to distract you from the intense stretch.
“Okay” you gasped out “You can move baby”
The first gentle thrust was eath-shattering and you couldn't help but let out a shrill cry, which spurred Franco on.
He lifted you with an arm around your waist, sitting back on his haunches and holding you up so that he could thust into you while you clung onto him, overwhelmed by the pleasure.
You came once like that, panting and moaning into his mouth, before he lay you back down and put your legs over his shoulders.
He pounded into you hard and fast while you squirmed and whined at the overstimulation.
“Franco, oh my god” you gasped, feeling the beginnings of another orgasm approaching and he chuckled when he felt your cunt squeezing him tighter.
“You can do another one for me, baby, can't you?”
He looked down at you with a sick smirk and you nodded.
He glanced further down and his jaw tightened at what he saw.
“Look baby, look how good I’m filling you”
You followed his gaze and landed on the slight bulge that appeared when he was fully inside you.
You moaned and he laughed, his hips speeding up.
“You like that, huh? Go on and rub yourself for me while I make you feel good”
You complied immediately, fingers going down to rub fast circles on your clit, and at the same time Franco put a hand over the bulge and pressed down.
You saw stars, literally and metaphorically as you spasmed around him, juices coating his hips and thighs, and seeping into the wet sand.
Your head was thrown back while you cried out his name into the night, and once you were sated he quickly pulled out and fisted his cock until the thick ropes of his cum landed on your thighs and soaked folds, mixing with your own release.
He leaned down to kiss you, not caring about lying in his own spend because, after all you just needed to have a dip in the water to clean off.
You lay like that for a bit, just kissing in the moonlight while the sound of the waves faded into the background.
After a while you separated and he chuckled.
“Thank god we are outside. I don't think I've ever made anyone squirt that much before.”
You slapped his chest lightly and giggled. “Franco!”
He smiled and leaned down to capture your lips once more.
“Come, lets go inside before we catch un resfriado”
You didn't know what that was, but you followed him anyway.
You took a long hot shower, and curled up together in bed, like you always did.
The next day you learned what a ‘resfriado’ is (it’s a fucking nasty bitch of a cold), and you also learned that Franco's poor mother had gotten up in the night to get a glass of water, and had the misfortune of looking out of the window.
She apparently got quite an eyeful of the filth that you two were getting up to.
#my thots#franco thots#franco colapinto#franco colapinto x reader#franco colapinto smut#f1#formula 1
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The Theory
Dpxdc Prompt #25
People loved to speculate about the identity of heroes. I mean, who wouldn't wouldn't want to know the names and faces of those protecting them?
This, of course, lead to theories about the heroes' secret IDs. Many just being passed by word of mouth. Also the closer a city was to a hero the more they wanted to know.
Metropolis had been trying for years to identity the Man of Steel. Central City was constantly wondering where the Flash ran to when he wasn't moving at the speed of light. Gotham, home to an entire colony of vigilantes, wanted to know the brave soldiers behind the masks.
Some theories were more serious and genuinely believed in—for example, Robin being an immortal child that shifted around his age—while others were just plain jokes; see the "Do the Butts Match?" theory.
So when a tall, kickass, redhead started attending Gotham U rumors started flying.
"The original Batgirl's back, you know, she's attending the university. I heard her name's Jasmine Fenton"
"I've been told she left Gotham because her parents wanted to be closer to family to raise their own kids. She have been Batgirl, but even she couldn't have traveled across state lines every night."
"She's helping out at Dr. Thompson's clinic, can't stop helping even after retirement."
"She kicked a goon who was trying to kidnap a little girl in the face. It was awesome." When Barbara started hearing whispers about the identity of the original Batgirl, she was a little concerned. Gotham had figured out Bruce's identity (without realizing it), if enough people worked together they may have her identity uncovered as well.
That concern didn't last too long though, the girl they were suspecting was named Jasmine Fenton, and although she shared a few physical resemblances with Babs that was where most of the similarities ended.
Babs would keep an eye on her though, couldn't have her getting hurt just because people thought Jasmine was her.
What Babs didn't know was that while Jasmine may not have been a teenage vigilante, her brother sure was.
#people see jazz and think hmm yes bat material#jazz is oblivious to this#some people act like she's the most amazing person in the world#while others are mad at her for “abandoning gotham”#meanwhile jazz is just ????#because she left gotham at 7 years old and had no say at that point#babs becomes friends with jazz somehow#jazz still doesn't learn about the rumors#dpxdc#dp x dc prompt#jazz fenton#barbara gordon#queenie-prompts
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