#I have to ask

[daydreaming-jessi]

And that’s how Baphomet was born. I have no idea why everyone is posting this, but it reminded me of that joke I made on the first baphomet post, and I’m so happy to see it finally coming to life.

[waterdeep-weavemoss]

is the antidote for the vampire more dark gale????

[kyyall]

i hate this comic so much but also: rose antagonizing cassie my beloved

[girl4music]

BUNNY LOBLAW: “You cannot marry Nicole Haught!”

WAVERLY: “Okay, that’s enough. Get your homophobia off of my homestead.”

BUNNY LOBLAW: “I know I am an inexperienced gay. In fact, I haven’t really gayed at all.

*Goes to her car and pulls out a huge stack of roses*

But I raided every single craft store, and I got you these… faux-ses. Because, Waverly Earp…

*gets down on one knee*

I love you.”

WAVERLY: “Nope. Nope. A whole bunch of nopes. Okay? I’ll call you.”

*pushes her to get into her car with the flowers*

BUNNY LOBLAW: “But you don’t even have my number.”

WAVERLY: “I definitely do.”

BUNNY LOBLAW: “No, no, no, you don’t!”

WAVERLY: “Thanks for coming by!”

BUNNY LOBLAW: “You look so pretty. You know, I have an old copy of Bend It Like Beckham. We could watch it together

*drives in a circle so she’s the other side and throws the flowers out of the window*

I want you to have these!”

WYNONNA:

*was hidden in the truck*

“Bunny Loblaw’s hot for you?”

WAVERLY: “It’s gotta be a prank.”

WYNONNA: “Girl. You can get it. Nobody wants that it, but you can get it.”

WAVERLY: “How? Why am I suddenly everybody’s thing?”

WYNONNA: “Because it’s a day that ends in y?”

WAVERLY: “Or I made one hell of a bad bet.”

Yep. It’s love spell shenanigans alright. Ain’t it nice to have the queer version of it this time though?

It’s like watching Buffy’s ‘Bewitched, Bothered And Bewildered’ but the queer female edition.

Waverly is smart that she figured it out that quickly. Although I suppose Bunny Loblaw coming on to her was one hell of a tip off that something’s not right.

Everybody’s in love with Waverly. Including me because omg those heavily filtered close up shots of her with the lighting and the flirty expression. 😍

[sesshy380]

WereKat AU brainrot has returned with a vengeance. I've been working on the plot points.

The AU is divided into Acts, and each Act currently has 3 parts. I currently have 4 Acts plotted. I have an idea for Act 5, but I'm still on the fence about it.

I'll probably go with it purely for the self indulgence factor and for that 'happily ever after' moment. It will be needed after all the secrets, drama, political scheming, torture, and all around me-flavored angst.

[ponds-of-ink]

I almost beat FNAF 6’s Wednesday Night with Scraptrap, but he got to me first.

However, there’s two funny things about that run is like to point out:

(1) He said the “How Can I Resist..?” line, but didn’t attack. I was honestly thinking he was hiding under the desk like that one meme.

(2) Knights of Cydonia was my choice for background music, and he has the audacity to jump me at the first “No one’s gonna take me alive” right on cue. And then say “Bittersweet but fitting” afterwards. William, you theater kid.

[bbybrahms]

This is a cursed question but it has to be said. Do you think Brahms would like Frozen?

[sisyphusthedungbeetle]

I am asking this seriously:

WHY SO MUCH ABOUT MCR BOOBS?

Is it a bit or are y'all just like this? SO much. It's so much.

I'm a lesbian and even I'm not like this.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world

would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him

[vamprisms]

i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

[gayvampyr]

asking people to be mindful of others when sharing a communal space (especially one you cannot just up and leave from) is not selfish or misanthropic. come on now

[thelaurenshippen]

watching bridgerton and obviously there were a lot of things wrong with the way socializing has worked in the past, but honestly the idea of a "calling hour" is so appealing. office hours for friendship. you can show up unannounced at my home between 1 and 3pm. you must leave by 3pm. I may give you a pastry. lets bring that back

[littlemut]

[i23kazu]

how i feel when someone reblogs my stuff with a really really nice tag

[badolmen]

WARNING 18+

19

[inkskinned]

she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.

my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.

my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.

my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.

at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.

my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.

i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.

two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.

it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.