#I have to ask
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
And that’s how Baphomet was born. I have no idea why everyone is posting this, but it reminded me of that joke I made on the first baphomet post, and I’m so happy to see it finally coming to life.
#jessi doodles#cotl#cult of the lamb#narilamb#true devotion#cotl lamb#cotl narinder#follower narinder#I HAVE TO ASK#WHY ARE SOME FOLKS TAGGING IT MPREGGERS#EXPLAIN#I’m scared mom come pick me up#sex? crown don’t care. HUGE BABY MAKING RITUAL? Nah man.
229 notes
·
View notes
Text
How do we know how many certain kinds of things are in the human body? Like, tiny things? I’m thinking of the 5 million human olfactory receptors but I assume nobody like, went on a microscope and counted. I might just be being stupid but I really don’t know where those numbers come from.
And compounding on it, how do we know how many humans have vs how many animals have? Like if humans have 5 million and cats have 20-200 million, who figured that out and how?
#science#science question#biology#biology question#no stupid questions#questions#I have to ask#university#scientific study#zoology#zoology question#animal science#kj is just writing a little ramble that's all
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
BUNNY LOBLAW: “You cannot marry Nicole Haught!”
WAVERLY: “Okay, that’s enough. Get your homophobia off of my homestead.”
BUNNY LOBLAW: “I know I am an inexperienced gay. In fact, I haven’t really gayed at all.
*Goes to her car and pulls out a huge stack of roses*
But I raided every single craft store, and I got you these… faux-ses. Because, Waverly Earp…
*gets down on one knee*
I love you.”
WAVERLY: “Nope. Nope. A whole bunch of nopes. Okay? I’ll call you.”
*pushes her to get into her car with the flowers*
BUNNY LOBLAW: “But you don’t even have my number.”
WAVERLY: “I definitely do.”
BUNNY LOBLAW: “No, no, no, you don’t!”
WAVERLY: “Thanks for coming by!”
BUNNY LOBLAW: “You look so pretty. You know, I have an old copy of Bend It Like Beckham. We could watch it together
*drives in a circle so she’s the other side and throws the flowers out of the window*
I want you to have these!”
WYNONNA:
*was hidden in the truck*
“Bunny Loblaw’s hot for you?”
WAVERLY: “It’s gotta be a prank.”
WYNONNA: “Girl. You can get it. Nobody wants that it, but you can get it.”
WAVERLY: “How? Why am I suddenly everybody’s thing?”
WYNONNA: “Because it’s a day that ends in y?”
WAVERLY: “Or I made one hell of a bad bet.”
Yep. It’s love spell shenanigans alright. Ain’t it nice to have the queer version of it this time though?
It’s like watching Buffy’s ‘Bewitched, Bothered And Bewildered’ but the queer female edition.
Waverly is smart that she figured it out that quickly. Although I suppose Bunny Loblaw coming on to her was one hell of a tip off that something’s not right.
Everybody’s in love with Waverly. Including me because omg those heavily filtered close up shots of her with the lighting and the flirty expression. 😍
#wynonna earp#love’s all over#waverly earp#dominique provost chalkley#melanie scrofano#bunny loblaw#jann arden#it’s bewitched bothered and bewildered but the queer female edition#I have to ask#is the only storyline that makes sense in this season wayhaught’s storyline?#there’s no narrative anymore#the narrative seems to be wrapped around them so much that everything else has just been forgotten about#I mean not that I’m complaining#but like where’s this season’s plot?#there’s no big bad#there’s no major stakes or conflict going on#wynonna got peacemaker back but doesn’t seem to be doing anything with it#where is season 4’s story arc?
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
WereKat AU brainrot has returned with a vengeance. I've been working on the plot points.
The AU is divided into Acts, and each Act currently has 3 parts. I currently have 4 Acts plotted. I have an idea for Act 5, but I'm still on the fence about it.
I'll probably go with it purely for the self indulgence factor and for that 'happily ever after' moment. It will be needed after all the secrets, drama, political scheming, torture, and all around me-flavored angst.
#werekat au#brainrot hit#if anyone thought this au was going to be butterflies and rainbows#i have to ask#have you read anything i've written???
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
I almost beat FNAF 6’s Wednesday Night with Scraptrap, but he got to me first.
However, there’s two funny things about that run is like to point out:
(1) He said the “How Can I Resist..?” line, but didn’t attack. I was honestly thinking he was hiding under the desk like that one meme.
(2) Knights of Cydonia was my choice for background music, and he has the audacity to jump me at the first “No one’s gonna take me alive” right on cue. And then say “Bittersweet but fitting” afterwards. William, you theater kid.
#scraptrap#william afton#fnaf fandom#fnaf 6#playthrough#also#his death quote was “that was easier than I thought it would be” *three* times in a row#like sir#do you need a break from work??#do I need to come back later??#Mr Afton you are teetering into sobbing territory with that voice crack to me#I HAVE to ASK
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock
#I gotta get to the important questions first#I wouldn’t DARE ask this on reddit#no but actually I know SO little about Star Trek and I didn’t know that until I started watching#I’m intrigued I really am#star trek#star trek the original series#star trek tos#captain kirk#mr. spock#do I have to tag their full names idk#I’m only on season 1 still but I’m making headway#ack#text post#THEIR SHIP NAME IS SPIRK BAHAHAHA#THATS SO GOOD#spirk#BABAHAHAHHSHDURHDUUHEHUHEUHEUEHUE
78K notes
·
View notes
Text
slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand
#in a perfect world the move im gay meme would be about being fat or having a mobility aid and people just standing in your way in public#my bemoanings#debated posting this but itd be nice to have some solidarity where my mobility aid users at who have not a lot of good outside friends#also if youre a friend of mine who is worried that you might be the person in the comic im gonna be real#MULTIPLE ppl have said this exact thing to me and id rather you just slow down next time. dont come to me asking for forgiveness or smth#also straight up the person in this comic i havent seen for years because they were mean to me anyways
51K notes
·
View notes
Text
My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.
#personal#back to work tomorrow prepare thyself#i have had other adults try to take my phone away ask if I have a tardy pass the aforementioned detention incident-#THE LIST GOES ON#i usually get an apology after they realize im twenty fucking six but sometimes im like#....if you need to apologize this profusely for talking to me like that when you realized i wasn't a student#maybe you shouldn't be talking to the students like that either?#i get it they're irritating as hell but like. as soon as you realized i could report you for yelling at me the way u just did#u HELLA backtracked.#maybe some self reflection is in order?
40K notes
·
View notes
Text
Because of Re: Carmilla, I thought you all would enjoy my edition of Carmilla :


The holes go all the way through, the sides of the book are red, and on some pages the text is colored red just under the holes !

I was so happy when I found it in a little french bookshop specialized in queer texts ❤️
#carmilla#sheridan le fanu#the bookshop is called “les mots a la bouche”#and i love it bc once went there asking 'do you have a novel with a jewish bi or lesbian protagonish ? if possible in fantasy'#and 5 min later i had 3 choices#anyway that is how i read the text (the holes are not bothersome) and i liked it but was frustrated by the lack of some explanations#but i talked with a friend later and they related to carmilla when outside and though it sounded like chronic ilnesses !#love having new perspectives
22K notes
·
View notes
Text
asking people to be mindful of others when sharing a communal space (especially one you cannot just up and leave from) is not selfish or misanthropic. come on now
#like we are human beings who have to coexist. i don’t think it should be so much to ask for some courtesy#but some of you guys act like being asked to be civil to the people around you is like being asked to sever a body part#idk it’s just a respect thing. i’m not being very coherent right now but we have to act like we can share communal spaces!#abandon ethical egoism please 🙏
51K notes
·
View notes
Text
(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)
#polls#tumblr polls#For me I think the top ones would be the House. The Money. or the Friend Group. But I ultimately might would go for the house#JUST becuase it would be my Dream House which means it would already meet mostly all of my specifications#and what I might be looking for. which would save a lot of time searching or customizing/rennovating.#Also because I could use that as a way to leave the US lol.. like .. if I get to choose my dream location.. couldnt I just choose some othe#country?? But I wonder how that works. Can you legally 100% have full ownership of a property in a country yet not be a citizen of that#country?? Would you show up and be like 'erm.. i own this house.. so i shall now live in it' and theyd be like 'uh no. you cant live here#despite owning the house. leave.' ??#So I think the initial process of 1. scraping together funds to actually MOVE myself and my most valuable belongings physically#TO another country. and 2. figuring out how to STAY in that country . might end up being difficult.. BUT. if I could just work that#part of things out then.. dream house?? security for once in my life?? stability?? :0#Though the $1mil is enticing it's also like.. I feel .. with the way housing prices are now... that's not much???#it's a lot I guess if you plan on like.. investing half the money and staying in an apartment for 5 years while you grow your wealth#or something. but if you're a 'I Need Stability NOW' ready to settle down person who would be most interested in owning a property rather#than nice clothes or a car or whatever other investments you could make then.. eh..?? It seems like unless you're okay with living in#a small town or kind of far away from the city - even some SMALL houses in majorly populated areas in the US will be like#$600.000 - $900.000 or something. like that would be MOST of my money. Which I know you could just pay partially and make#payments on it but idk.. in the option of just outright owning the house it seems like it'd end up being cheaper.#Plus I would want to own it fully asap because I'd be afraid of losing it somehow otherwise. like it being taken for medical bills or#something. which I thought was supposed to be - not IMPOSSIBLE - slightly more complicated legally if you actually have#paid off the house in full. I guess the issue then would be utilities and property tax and such. But I feel like thats overcome-able??#Like I could just stipulate that my Dream House has a little furnished addition or something and then find someone#with money and be like 'Look you can live in this extremely nice area with amazing ameneties and updated everything and ALL you have#to do is give me money to cover the utilities and property tax.'' or something like that. Like the little furnished addition is nicer#than the actual house. they have their own pool and spa and movie room or something and Ill also cook all their meals for them#or whatever (how luxurious it would be depeneds on how high the property tax actually is/how much I would need to entice them into#why it's a good deal for them to pay it for me lol). idk... something like that.. ANYWAY#I asked a few people I know though and one of them answered they'd rather have a romantic partner. the other one said they'd like#to be able to choose someone to die lol.. So I'm curious what people value the most
20K notes
·
View notes
Text
it's extremely critical that you see the photo of the perp walk for luigi mangione as being propaganda. i've seen so many people wave it off and instead fawn over his looks. and trust me, i know it ended up being kind of pathetic and weird - but please don't brush it off as a "modelling opportunity" for him. it's a fucking terrifying message the police are sending.
i want to make a few comparisons here, in case you're not from the US or familiar with why the perp walk thing is something to pay attention to. just to set the groundwork for why this is a purposeful, unusual, and cruel act by the nyc police - for why this is not a common occurrence and for why that matters.
the prosecution alleges the show of force is due to the charge of "terrorism." for comparison, in june 2015, tsarnaev was found guilty for the boston marathon bombing, which killed 3 people and injured hundreds. his actions are considered to be an act of domestic terrorism. i have spent the last hour looking through google for pictures of similar to mangione's perp walk - and so far, i have found zero. i also just do not personally remember a moment like that, despite living in boston at the time.
they allege that luigi is a stone-cold killer who carried out a longterm plan, making him particularly dangerous. again for comparison: in nyc, recently cory martin was found guilty of the killing of brandy odom. the murder was planned and premeditated to steal insurance money. and yet no staged perp walk. why didn't her life matter enough for a "show of force"?
but mangione gets paraded by a veritable army of police officers as if he is a rabid animal. for a single citizen who allegedly killed one other single citizen, the "largest perp walk ever" occurs.
so what is the "strong message" that the mayor and the police were trying to send here? the mayor speaks as if mangione is already convicted of terrorism. there is a very thin number of people who feel threatened by the CEO's death. none of us felt like mangione needs to be under massive armed guard.
the message is that you shouldn't resist. they are trying to "make an example" of him - that if you behave badly and kill a single rich person, you'll be treated as if you killed hundreds of people. you will be treated worse than a man who was found guilty of terrorism. you will be considered guilty without trial. the message is that the rich are a protected class, and you cannot touch them without massive punishment. they are trying to prevent a revolution by showing dominance and force against you.
the message is that the police are a puppet of the wealthy and that the law is not equally applied across class disparity. it is "some are more equal than others." it is "one life is more precious than another."
the show of force wasn't for luigi. it was for us. it was a warning. they are trying to remind us who is really in control.
#i bring up tsarnev only bc i feel like people DID want blood. i lived in boston. people wanted to rip him apart.#i do not personally remember a moment where he was paraded around like that. and the fact we gave more dignity to him#than luigi .... is startling.#and i just realized last night i was like - i don't really remember a perp walk like that. maybe im misremembering#but i went to google and i was like. wait why the fuck was it so fucking big.#it WASNT a random act of terror. it WASNT to injure/kill as many as possible.#even if we consider it to be premeditated murder: when have we ever done this.#so brandy's life didnt deserve “a show of force?”#the mayor doesn't say ''our city wont stand for this'' when it's a planned murder for insurance money????#anyway . ur not immune etc etc etc#but i also wanted the comparisons in here in case ppl aren't from amercia etc#this ISNT normal or usual. this was overkill by like a million#on the other hand they gotta do this bc they're scared :)#i kept this bc i had ppl ask me not to delete this but i just felt like#it wasn't really poetry just talkin
40K notes
·
View notes
Text
arcane ships be like
i love a show that teaches equality (😭😭😭)
#guys i don't actually ship jayvik but it was necessary for the reference#sorry for the quality btw i threw this together#timebomb#jayvik#caitvi#arcane#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2#EDIT: multiple people have pointed out that the labels i've used aren't the characters' real sexualities. and they're right#there's actually NO labels in runeterra so i shoulda said m/f m/m and f/f relationships#but you guys already gave this 13k notes so whatever bro#just know!!! they are more than whatever nathaniacolver post labels them as! :)#EDIT AGAIN AFTER THE FINALE: I DO INDEED NOW SHIP JAYVIK. DAFUQ#DOOM IS DOOM#edit number 3 or something idk man people keep asking stuff:#i made this after act 1 and before acts 2 & 3 so this is an ACT 1 MEME#and yes timebomb are whatever the frick you want them to be. *sighs*. i should've said f/m relationship so bad
37K notes
·
View notes
Note
its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world
would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him
104K notes
·
View notes
Text
doomed family
#batfamily#dc comics#batman#nightwing#red hood#jason todd#dick grayson#damian wayne#bruce wayne#cassandra cain#duke thomas#stephanie brown#tim drake#alfred pennyworth#dont ask where barb is shes at her home with her gorgeous father having a wonderful meal#They are all evil to each other but its ok#my art#Ignore how ugly the comic is i made it in like 5 minutes
20K notes
·
View notes