#I have to ask

[ivyial]

i was scrolling through my instagram feed and

istg this is how some of you sound when you’re talking about 50-year-old leon in re9

[daydreaming-jessi]

And that’s how Baphomet was born. I have no idea why everyone is posting this, but it reminded me of that joke I made on the first baphomet post, and I’m so happy to see it finally coming to life.

[matiasthecamilion]

SAMFRO REDRAW!!!

With mi pookie fergii (she is real i swear) we re draw a picture of Elijah and Sean, enjoy:

My drawing (I haven’t draw in digital in a while)

Fergii’S drawing (beautiful)

The screenshot

[urwendii]

Does anyone have a private jet I can borrow ?

[orangemytummyhurts]

How do we know how many certain kinds of things are in the human body? Like, tiny things? I’m thinking of the 5 million human olfactory receptors but I assume nobody like, went on a microscope and counted. I might just be being stupid but I really don’t know where those numbers come from.

And compounding on it, how do we know how many humans have vs how many animals have? Like if humans have 5 million and cats have 20-200 million, who figured that out and how?

[girl4music]

BUNNY LOBLAW: “You cannot marry Nicole Haught!”

WAVERLY: “Okay, that’s enough. Get your homophobia off of my homestead.”

BUNNY LOBLAW: “I know I am an inexperienced gay. In fact, I haven’t really gayed at all.

*Goes to her car and pulls out a huge stack of roses*

But I raided every single craft store, and I got you these… faux-ses. Because, Waverly Earp…

*gets down on one knee*

I love you.”

WAVERLY: “Nope. Nope. A whole bunch of nopes. Okay? I’ll call you.”

*pushes her to get into her car with the flowers*

BUNNY LOBLAW: “But you don’t even have my number.”

WAVERLY: “I definitely do.”

BUNNY LOBLAW: “No, no, no, you don’t!”

WAVERLY: “Thanks for coming by!”

BUNNY LOBLAW: “You look so pretty. You know, I have an old copy of Bend It Like Beckham. We could watch it together

*drives in a circle so she’s the other side and throws the flowers out of the window*

I want you to have these!”

WYNONNA:

*was hidden in the truck*

“Bunny Loblaw’s hot for you?”

WAVERLY: “It’s gotta be a prank.”

WYNONNA: “Girl. You can get it. Nobody wants that it, but you can get it.”

WAVERLY: “How? Why am I suddenly everybody’s thing?”

WYNONNA: “Because it’s a day that ends in y?”

WAVERLY: “Or I made one hell of a bad bet.”

Yep. It’s love spell shenanigans alright. Ain’t it nice to have the queer version of it this time though?

It’s like watching Buffy’s ‘Bewitched, Bothered And Bewildered’ but the queer female edition.

Waverly is smart that she figured it out that quickly. Although I suppose Bunny Loblaw coming on to her was one hell of a tip off that something’s not right.

Everybody’s in love with Waverly. Including me because omg those heavily filtered close up shots of her with the lighting and the flirty expression. 😍

[sesshy380]

WereKat AU brainrot has returned with a vengeance. I've been working on the plot points.

The AU is divided into Acts, and each Act currently has 3 parts. I currently have 4 Acts plotted. I have an idea for Act 5, but I'm still on the fence about it.

I'll probably go with it purely for the self indulgence factor and for that 'happily ever after' moment. It will be needed after all the secrets, drama, political scheming, torture, and all around me-flavored angst.

[ponds-of-ink]

I almost beat FNAF 6’s Wednesday Night with Scraptrap, but he got to me first.

However, there’s two funny things about that run is like to point out:

(1) He said the “How Can I Resist..?” line, but didn’t attack. I was honestly thinking he was hiding under the desk like that one meme.

(2) Knights of Cydonia was my choice for background music, and he has the audacity to jump me at the first “No one’s gonna take me alive” right on cue. And then say “Bittersweet but fitting” afterwards. William, you theater kid.

[teaboot]

what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

[yuttikkele]

hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock

[daftpatience]

slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand

[beholdthemem]

My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.

[goldensunset]

if someone is talking about how much they love their parents do not jump in and start venting about your issues with your parents. if someone is venting about their issues with their parents do not jump in and start talking about how much you love your parents. peace and love amen swag city

[a-random-fandom-friend]

Because of Re: Carmilla, I thought you all would enjoy my edition of Carmilla :

The holes go all the way through, the sides of the book are red, and on some pages the text is colored red just under the holes !

I was so happy when I found it in a little french bookshop specialized in queer texts ❤️

[aroaceleovaldez]

i had a thought of "do people not know what AUs are anymore?" and then i remembered nobody explains fandom stuff to new people anymore so it is entirely plausible people genuinely don't know what AUs are and nobody has explained it to them, so for today's lucky 10,000:

"AU" stands for "Alternate Universe" or "Alternative Universe" (same difference) and is basically any thought scenario for a fandom that isn't canon and can't fit within the canon universe. If it takes place in the canon universe but something is notably different, that is typically what's known as a "Canon divergent AU," because it diverges from canon.

an AU can be absolutely anything. There's a couple of widespread pan-fandom au scenarios that often get thrown around, like coffee shop aus, genderbend aus, hanahaki aus (hanahaki is a whole thing in itself i'd recommend researching on your own), etc. One you might hear sometimes is "crossover AU" which is when you have characters from one fandom interacting with characters from another.

You can have as many aus as you want. They can be whatever you want and you can do whatever you want in them. It's a sandbox for you to play around in and explore how things would be different or how the characters would act in those circumstances or environments. Maybe they have different relationships with each other. Maybe they behave slightly differently. Or you can just say "Okay, [x] is true. How did they get here? How would things have to be different for this to occur?" which can also be fun.

If you are ever confused about why people ship something that seems completely out of the blue or doesn't make sense to you in the canon setting, there's a good chance they like it in an AU setting! Not everything everybody is interacting with is necessarily the canon! Not everybody wants things to exist in canon and just want to explore playing dolls in a different sandbox and that's okay. And their sandbox might look a lot different than yours, and that's also okay. You have the freedom to make your sandbox whatever you please. Do whatever you want forever. Get funky with it. AUs are fun.

Okay that's my schpeal. everybody go have fun and play nice now.