#I have smt planned

[nefja]

New softbox, Nefja for scale.

[faceeeeee]

The reference sheet is completeeee HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Have some more sketches whilst I'm at it

Ps: every name that has a question mark next to it it's because it isn't set in stone yet- like zooble's. I legit just searched Non Binary names with z cuz my mind is empty and I liked that one-

[lomlompurim]

What if instead of waking up in the mushroom body, sqq woke up in a doll.

Something something while lbh was away in the abyss, sqq without noticing offended a misterious (demonic-succubi-esque???) cultivator with a weird thing for making dolls. She had dolls all over her secret workshop that she very kindly let him into when she heard about the famous Xiu Ya sword being in the city.

What she wanted of him? Who knows, sqq couldn't bring himself to care. She probably wanted his money or try to steal his hair, the hair of those dolls seemed very much like real hair, although he had to admit the level of details on these dolls were amazing.

(she wanted to trick him into buying one of her cursed dolls and steal his life energy little by little, but got wifebeamed by widow sqq during their conversation about how talented she was to be able to make so many dolls, and without really understanding he rejected her with little to no emotion on his face)

So she cursed him, and since sqq didn't feel anything bad at the moment he thought it just didn't work and left, not sparing the curse a single thought after their encounter.

The rest of the story goes as usual, excep that after he self detonates his soul doesn't go into the mushroom body, instead it got directly into the shape of a doll in the workshop of this woman.

His first thought is thinking someone snitched the mushroom body bc wtf wasn't he supposed to wake up under the dirt??? Why this place smells slightly familiar? Like paint and humidity and floral perfumes?? and why everything looks fucking giganourmus?!?! A teapot should NOT look that big from his position....Oh no, did the mushroom body turned out as small as a squirrel? WhAT is happening?!

And then he looks at his arms and legs, and he has joints. White paper skin with joints in his wrists, elbows, torso, waist, knees, feet. And he panics, a lot.

The woman who cursed him starts monologuing about how she trapped him now, and you are mine, I made this doll specially for you master shen, this is my revenge for your insolence to leave me yada yada- Sqq stoped listening a while ago.

Somehow he manages to escape from this woman and now he is roaming around as the size of some apples. Everything is huge. Everything is dangerous, even the grasshopers! And this body is fragile! He can't feel heat nor cold, neither hunger or other things, but he is useless with no spiritual veins inside, and if someone is not looking carefully, they might crush him. And the way back to cq is gonna be a hell of a trip! But he needs airplane to fix this. He can't stay as a doll forever! He needs a mushroom body and then fly into the sunset far from this mess! Adiós! Goodbye! So his new plan is to infiltrate into cang qiong, look for that rat and disappear. Sneaking into some disciple's pouch must be enough to break in.

Something something it only had passed a few months since lbh stole sqq's body and everything is still very fresh. CQ mountain is a hot mess. Sqh frankly needs to lay down and take a nap. Lqg keeps figthing with Lbh practially every day and coming back beaten bloody, he has his king pestering him and a lot of paperwork to do, Lbh is a pain in the ass, Yqy is really close to snap and start a war with HHP, and he knows nothing about his bro. So yeah. Such a great time to be alive.

The mushroom bodies should had been ready, right? He must be alright...Yeah. He has enough already to keep him busy. Cucumber bro is gonna come out and stumble across at any moment. No one would bat an eye if he takes a nap, right? He deserves it. He is overworked enough for another lifetime, his head hurts, his bones hurt everywhere, a short nap should be fine...

Until he feels something small tugging his robes and a cold tiny finger poking his eyelids. But he doesn't want to. He is very comfortable on the floor of his office. Whatever bird decided to pick a fight with his face can keep trying.

"AIRPLANE, WAKE UP, YOU HACK! I NEED YOU TO FIX THIS! WHY IS A WITCH WITH ANACHRONISTIC HAUNTED DOLLS IN THIS NOVEL? THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"

That voice. That fucking annoying voice was of just one person and one person only. He opened his eyes, looking for the source of the unmistakable voice of his No1 hater, but he came across with a pretty porcelain doll. With a very ugly sneer in it's face.

"W-Wha-?...Bro-?!"

"Fucking finally! Why are you sleeping on the floor in your ofice?! I was looking around your bedroom like an idiot! Do you know how close I was to falling from your window?!"

-TBC-

[not-from-amazon]

The urge to animate a ddlc fanmade song but uhh with composers-🗿

[lovely-hikari-cosplay]

Minor SMT V: Vengeance Spoilers!!

Now why tf was the recommended level for the Dagda fight 75 while Mephisto’s was 77??? Dagda was level EIGHTY and even with just a 5 level differential (2 for my Fionn) I had to get SUPREMELY lucky and play perfectly to beat him!

If Fionn didn’t dodge during his juiced “Lost Hit” barrage I would’ve either lost my Whittled Goat or lost the fight all together when I had him at like 10% 😭😭😭

[sugarstar-rabbits]

i have never moved to redraw something so fast in my entire life

[badlydrawn-brostrider]

I’sint this like the number’th time you’ve had major drama over cal? I may just be misremembering but I could have sworn there was another really big story arc about him I didint pay attention to not too long ago.

[+ thanks for that hug a while back, I’m 80 percent sure it was you and not some other strider.]

/ / I'll answer this one OOC just in case anybody's confused lmao. My Bro has not really had any major Cal drama/arcs before this! He had the occasional mention (usually in the form of nightmares or flashbacks), but that was about it. My Bro didn't and still doesn't enjoy talking about his trauma (if he ignores it then it doesn't exist). The Cal arc after Christmas was the first big one I did and Cal's first major appearance!!

/ / BUT bdhs HAS had previous issues with Cal before, what you're thinking of is probably from @shitty-davesprite-daily who was possessed by Cal for awhile similarly to how Bro was!

/ / And no prob about the hug! Bro has hugged and will continue to hug many people haha🫶

[voidcat]

once again at my wits end bc of men

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Cluemaster: Hey, bro, I know I never call...

Kiteman: You did drunk call me that one time.

Cluemaster: I already said I was sorry for spreading around that you were in love with your kite and calling you to brag about it. As you said I was hella drunk and angry your weird ass podcast somehow now has the same level of fans as my old gameshow. Who the fuck cares that much about kites? Or C list vilany?

Kiteman: Did you just call to remind me why I hate you?

Cluemaster: Of course not, Chucky boy, your my favorite lil bro.

Kiteman: Arthur... I'm your only brother.

Cluemaster: Yeah? You're still my favorite.

Kiteman: Okay. Fine. What do you want?

Cluemaster: You're good with kids right?

Kiteman: Oh do you want me to babysit little Steph? I haven't see her since she was a baby! That'll be soo much fun!

Cluemaster: Oh, no, no. She is too old for a babysitter. I kindda called 'cause I need your advice.

Kiteman: Sure. Go on.

Cluemaster: How would you stop a prank war between your teen daugther and your bussiness partner that happens to be living at your house?

Kiteman: Woah. Define prank war?

Cluemaster: Like they just being annoying with each other... like non-stop Shrek music and painting one of her walls green?

Kiteman: Are you working with a child, Artie?

Cluemaster: No. Childrem are not really good at puzzle robberies.

Kiteman: So who the hell is in a prank war with your fourteen year old daugther? Is it that Polka Dot weirdo?

Cluemaster: ... Riddler.

Kiteman: Be honest, Arthur.

Cluemaster: I am!

Kiteman: Why the fuck would he work with you? Didn't he like was brought on to one of your trials and tried to sue you for being a copycat?

Cluemaster: No idea. I don't really remember all my trials.

Kiteman: Fair. Still isn't he like an actual treat? Like Batman actually tries to be always involved in his crimes instead of just sending a Robin or a cop kindda treat? Or hangs out with Cooblepot and Harley Quinn and fucking Catwoman and even Scarecrow and Joker kindda treat?

Cluemaster: Yes, so what?

Kiteman: He is waaay above your league. How the fuck do you got him to work with you?

Cluemaster: He is working for me because he recognizes my genius.

Kiteman: *sarcasm* Yeah, sure. At least it explains why I've been hearing that your plans don't totally suck anymore.

Cluemaster: Will you help me or not?

Kiteman: Anything for little Steph. But seriusly bro, the guy is a mentally instable killer, he is real Arkham loonie, A-lister and all this shit are you sure is safe to have him living with you? Specially if he and Stephanie are fighting!? She is just a kid! What if this prank war thing escalates and next thing she is in saw type death trap or something?

Cluemaster: Well than help me not to! I can't just kick him out, do you know how much I've been proffiting later?

Kiteman: And also he is an instable killer that used to hate you and wouldn't react well to being kicked out?

Cluemaster: Yeah, this too. Look I think you're overestimating the guy. He is smart and all and he can take a punch but I could take him out real easy in a one on one. He screamed like a little girl when he found a roach in the kitchem. I think I'll be fine.

Kiteman: Sure, you do you.... Maybe.... you could just.... help them find something they have in common? A TV show they like or something. It used yo work with us. They will bond over the thing and forget they hate each other for a bit.

Cluemaster: See was it that hard to help me?

*Chuck hangs up*

[Three months later]

Cluemaster: Chuck! I need help!

Kiteman: Can you call in another time? I'm bowlling with the guys, Calendar Man and Condiment King cannot win a second time, one weird rap about their love conquering all was ENOUGHT.

Cluemaster: Is about the whole prank war between Nygma and Stephanie thing.

Kiteman: Oh. So I guess my advice didn't work.

Cluemaster: No, no, it did. It worked way to well actually.

Kiteman: *worried* That sounds bad.

Cluemaster: Yeah... it happened that the thing they had in common was that they really hate me.

[toumoromoro]

Fornax is fun with all the stuff that happens there, floor design is way less annoying than Eridanus.

The only negative is that I'm a little dissapointed with the "bosses rematch", they are a little too easy.

[youlooklikeasixtiesqueen]

it seems there will be a lot of hardcore j*red stans at the con 😐

[mazzy-rockstar]

I need to go to bed early tonight, someone hold me to this pls

[faceeeeee]

I caved in and watched If and OH.MY.GOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDD.

(ps: @redisloser ty so much for inciting me to watch this movie I adore this guy)

[gazspookiebear]

Alrighty, now I'm properly back and ready to talk to you again! And luckily, I didn't get soaked, the rain was worse in the town I work at :> Also, I'm really looking forward to your idea! The one with the poll! It's gonna be great! :D

So, I'm gonna mix it up a little bit now!

How about:

mask: Does your OC wear a mask, literally or figuratively? What goes on beneath it? Is there anyone in their life who gets to see who they are under the mask?

monster: Is your OC monstrous in any way? Is there something that makes them monstrous? Are they aware of their own monstrosity? Do they accept it or reject it?

pain: What's the worst pain your OC has ever felt? Do they have a high pain tolerance?

List a random fact about your oc.

How long have you had this oc?

I'm gonna tell you about my OC soon, if that's ok :> I'm just gonna respond to the two asks in my inbox real quick!

Glad you didn't get soaked!!

Mask: They literally wear a mask. Their face is always hidden. They're not trying to wear a figurative mask, it just happens on accident since they're so untrusting. Anyone who spends a decent amount of time woth them, like Gaz and Laswell, know what they're like.

Monster: Honestly, I'm not quite sure how to answer this one yet. I'd like to dive deeper into their story in order to really find something to say for this!

Pain: The worst physical pain they've ever been in is when they were burned during the one, and only, torture session they ever endured. They found out pretty quickly that they don't have a very high pain tolerance.

A random fact: They have green eyes!

I've had them for a few months now, I guess. I just never got around to really developing them. They were more of a vague idea for a while

[sybeez]

i got smt planned for my bday stream but this is all you get to see of it

first person to guess whatever i have planned gets. something idk

[skzoologist]

One day, my body will be fine and functional.

Today is not that day.

Tomorrow isn't looking good either.