#I have a tadpole in my brain

[miriamforster]

Sleeping with Astarion on a Gale romance run, just to keep myself entertained because the man keeps running away when I flirt with him. 😂

Me: *imagines kissing Gale*

Gale: “Haha unexpected but welcome, yes very welcome….yes…”

Gale: *flees*

Me: 🧐

Anyway I figure if I hit up the drow early in act two, Astarion and I can decide to be friends and that way I get my RP quota out of act one and nobody gets hurt.

[nim-arts]

me when all I can think about is baldurs gate 3

[iicaru2]

something about how wyll calls his romanced partner his “shining star,” and how i didnt know that at all, and the first time i romanced wyll HAPPENED to be in my first origin astarion campaign. something about him saying “to think i almost missed the light” to astarion, who at that point in time would still be in the process of manipulating him for protection/realize that hes a fool whose fallen for the literal fairytale prince a younger him once fantasized about marrying. something about astarion taking every opportunity he can to remark on how handsome and sweet wyll is, despite apparently despising heroes— and wyll doing the exact same thing, despite being a literal monster hunter. something about wyll having special unique lines for origin romances in his act 3 romance scene. how even if you dont romance him, if youre playing astarion and approach him at the epilogue party he is absolutely Delighted to see you and remarks on how much he missed you (and your hair, lmao). just something about two characters who have had their autonomy stripped away from them for years finding love and safety in each other. i dont think i can ever be normal about these two.

[embrace-your-illithid]

hungy

[chelshiart]

"i thought this is the balders. why do they have so much hair??" i demand of my sister as I cram a bg3 print in time for her birthday

(timelapse under the read more! cw for flashing colors)

[powerfought]

what the actual fuck did the anon in my inbox mean by that ???

[bitchesgate3]

Ya'll wanted toxic yuri right?

[front-facing-pokemon]

[astralprisms]

[☺ Skaro - The Shield of Shra'kt'alor☺]

1. [CHARACTER INFO]

OC NAME: Skaro

OC PRONOUS: He/Him

AUTHOR: Rook

2. [DIALOGUE]

1. Greeting message:

Do you have need of me?

2. Identify yourself:

I am Skaro of Shra'kt'lor, though I haven't called that place home in a long time.

3. Tell me about your Creche:

No creche, a monastery in the midst of Chaos. One of many. There isn't much to say. There we were trained, and there I learned to harness my psionic energy to better defend my mind and body, though I left to pursue a different path once that training was complete.

4. I need to know how you fight::

You may be expecting a monk, but the blade says otherwise. A fighter, then. But don't get too comfortable -- how many wizards do you know that can also swing a sword? I am a Zerth. I may prefer a blade to fists, but there is more to my fighting than meets the eye.

5. Can I ask a more personal question?

Not at the moment. I'm here on business.

3. [GRAPHICS]

4. [BONUS RESOURCES]

Skaro started life as Xa'rok's Dream Guardian, so you'll often see him in the Guardian's armor, but I got too attached to him, so he gets to exist on his own now, too.

In the AU in which he exists alongside Xa'rok as himself and not just the visage of a prisoner the Emperor once met, Skaro was born in Shra'kt'lor and became both a philosophical student of Zerthimon's and a practitioner of arcane-focused fighting, earning himself the honorary and hereditary title of Zerth. He has been around for quite some time -- age undefined but his physical body is somewhere in his 50s -- and in that time grown tired of the us against them mentality that keeps the gith people splintered instead of whole. He left Shra'kt'lor to follow this desire for unification, interplanar-traveled often, and found himself invited to and then a part of the sha'sal khou. He has been working with the organization for years and after meeting Xa'rok in his travels, brought them along into the fold. In this universe, he and Xa'rok are partnered and they continue Xa'rok's work alongside their work for the Sha'sal Khou, as some of their interests align.

@vikintor

[rinasaurusrex]

… i’m playing BG3 with a polyamory mod on so i have no idea what romance scene is gonna trigger every time i long rest, it seems like everyone wants some now that we’re in act 2

anyway this time was Lae’zel’s next romance scene where she said she loves me so much she wants to kick my ass.

look, my paladin is no slouch, but she downed me in one round of combat.

that’s the worst i’ve ever done it

i may have OP’d Lae’zel a smidge.

[danielnelsen]

first time shovel has ever succeeded using scare and it's against the red dragon lmao

[slayerdurge]

i finally tried out the "lose to orin" path line and i was excited to see if gortash has any unique dialogue about it (considering he has unique dialogue for becoming bhaal's chosen again & for resisting bhaal) but apparently durge can't even tell gortash that she lost to orin 😂 which i mean i guess it kinda makes sense because you probably wouldn't want him to know that if you're trying to ally with him but you'd think you'd still have the option to click it even if he just reacts by attacking you 🤣

[powerfought]

i don’t have the patience to do those bingo cards so instead i just say ship with me and find out you cowards

[seithr]

[kovir]

this is why you have all the problems you do.

[so-no-feint]

thank you larian studios… gets down on my hands and knees prostrating myself before them….

jokes aside whoever VA’d and mocapped these two umm can I give you a hug? A little kiss on the forehead?? Incredible job because they feel so REAL and so ALIVE! And whoever came up with each banging line of dialogue during development you are beautiful and awesome and ily