#I hate this bitch so damn much

[selimbie]

Projecting my menstrual, muscle, and joint pains to Jimmy mouthwashing

[starryluminary]

Ridonculous Race but Noah is friends with Owen part 9: Teamwork makes the dream work!

Don't you LOVE IT when Noah gets to play the stupid game? Don't you LOVE IT when Noah and Owen work together and Owen isn't left to do everything himself? Don't you LOVE IT when they mutually support each other and care enough about each other to give it their all??? Personally I love it when that happens

No transcript cause there's no dialogue. Instead have scrapped doodles for this part that I refuse to leave in the jail of the IbisPaint canvas

[pepperpixel]

SAID HE LIKES CRAZY GIRLS,

BUT HE HATES WHEN I ACT CRAZY,

IT TAKES TWO TO TOXIC!

FINALLY!!! Finished these pics of jinx I’ve been working on!!!!! HOLY SHIT, these took so long…. But finally… they’re done… pls enjoy this art of my beautiful princess w a disorder. Featuring alternate colors for the big pic and also a closeup! Cuz I rlly like how both the lines and coloring on her face turned out… like the pink gradients w her eye… her deer in headlights expression,, like uve just startled a raccoon digging thru ur trashcan and r two seconds away from getting mauled.. m proud of it!

[serpentface]

Don't get too attached

[lucienarcheron]

The idea that some people still think Nesta’s main traits are supposed to be bitchy, mean, and a hater…idk what to tell you but the whole point of her healing journey is to not be those things because all it did was hurt everyone around her and herself.

[softestepiloguemisc]

people who are hyper critical of aang are super fucking weird and we should say so.

[a-slut-for-leon-kennedy]

Being forced to watch Yellowstone only to discover that you hate almost every character except the shows punching bag

[alilaro]

its so funny hbomberguy uploads a video like once every millenia, but when he does he manages to send every person he scrutinizes into oblivion, never to recover

[kit-kat-jo]

hey uh house md season 4 finale. what the fuck.

[grumpycakes]

Anybody else been having the weird experience of realizing that you will die eventually and you will never know if we make it out of climate disaster? If we actually do space travel? If the world falls apart?

You realize that. That you’ll never see the year 2424. That your existence is so insignificant and you will never know the ending.

That you will have an ending and you have no idea what’s happening after. To humanity/earth. But also to you and your tiny little consciousness.

That there’s a time where you’ll cease to exist.

And then you can feel your teeth and taste metal and have to actively not let yourself hyperventilate?

CAUSE IVE BEEN HAVING THOSE FUN MOMENTS ABOUT 3-5 TIMES A WEEK. AND I FEEL LIKE IM LOSING MY MIND.

[bilestat]

[iamstuckinthevoid]

I just realised that I fucking hate my name

like its so fucking girly???? like I get that was the point but REALLY??? THAT FUCKING FEM????

god id rather go by the start of my middle name but the hazbin jokes would make me actually fucking do it bro

or I could change it to something similar and just be a furturama character forever

[vypridae]

OH AND ALSO IF YOU DONT LIKE IT AND DONT WANAN COMMISSON DO NOT WORRH JUST TELL ME <33 I won’t take it personally dw🫂🫂

EBEHJEHKJDSFHKJFSDGH NO UR GOOD I PROMISE !!!! idk if u want me to like actually answer the ask or not but like in the best way i cant stop giggling at how they look like not in a bad way at all but they look silly /pos . i love them

[electronix-arts]

Listen i think I’ve finally connected the dots.

So. Khan’s door obsession. Trauma response, comedy bit, whatever. Seems to be just something he does.

But is it really just that?

What if . . . the doors were sentient?

Stay with me here.

So. Episodes 1 & 2 give us our best look at bunker life, at least outside of Uzi. The scene that got me started down this track was when Uzi was leaving the bunker for the first time, when Khan calls out to the other WDF members that she’s into doors. Haha, funny joke, they all cheer.

But that implies it’s something that’s happened before (at least outside of Khan). And it’s common enough that no one bats an eye.

That alone isn’t much. But in the second episode, Sarah (the detective drone) mentions that Khan thinking Uzi is more important than doors is “cringe”. We can extrapolate that most workers care more about doors than their family.

(What? A logical leap? No wayyyy, never)

On top of that, in one of the posters shown while Thad & Uzi talk, Khan is quoted as saying “doors are my real daughter”

So, all this points towards interests in doors not just being a Khan thing, though he may have it particularly bad. But why do I think they’re sentient?

Two words: Corporate Greed

(Also living buses but that’s four & not as cool)

Think about it. JCJ is a megacorp who produce incredibly complex AI to do basic functions. If our current technological course is pointing anywhere, devices with AI integration are sure to spread. Plus, the living bus implies that Drones aren’t the only piece of hardware capable of sentience, though they might be the only ones with sapience.

And honestly, if you’re going to put AI on anything as a corp, doors aren’t the worst choice. Not only does it allow people to open them remotely (perhaps if carrying something heavy, which worker drones might do), but also allows the company to monitor who’s in the house & where, meaning you could advertise products to people depending on where they spend the most time in the house.

Of course, if Khan’s around before the core collapse, he’s probably been trained to design them that way.

So, if my theory is right & doors are sentient, that means N may have maimed two of Khan’s family on top of stabbing Uzi.

IDK door man funny but what if it was the norm

entitiy whatever the FUCK you’re on i need you to send me like 50g of it

[gravestone-sys]

oh to live with my friends.

oh to spend every waking moment around them.

oh to hear their squeaks and laughs and yells in their full capacity.

oh to live in their space enough to know where they'd put something.

oh to fall asleep on each other's shoulders during a movie and be violently woken up with a pillow to the face.

oh to be able to squeeze and hug and just. hold them.

oh to give them forehead kisses and spin them around like you always wanted to.

oh to be the one they drag to stores to buy them snacks.

oh to be around them. what a wonderful life it would be. when I say I love you, I don't mean 'I love you because you're my friend.' you're my everything. I love you all so much.

[arundolyn]

ohhhh my fucking god nobody needs to like know any of this medical tmi but it is literally 11 pm and if im kept up one minute longer when i just laid down trying to go to sleep by my mother YELLING REPEATEDLY that she needs to pee. im going to actually go insane. she got a catheter in. Yesterday. it is working. she won't listen to anyone when they tell her that this is the case. help me jesus. im sure if a nurse comes to check on her tomorrow they'll probably get the same response. my brain will simply explode