#I hate them I stg

[selttiks4313]

I used to work for my bfs family business but stopped in early January. Because they’re all insane, and impossible to work with. He called me on his lunch break today and after explaining his work day (stupid) I reminded him I had made them a spreadsheet for this exact situation. He had forgotten about it (ofc he did) and theres 0 chance either of his parents remembered. I highly doubt they could even find the paper (in a ziplock bag full of other random “paperwork” they gave me) where I had written down the email info I had made specifically to store spreadsheets and other helpful information. This made me laugh a LOT because I knew I could find the information for him in 5 minutes tops if I hadn’t quit. It was the one big change we had tried to initiate before they doubled down and I left. So… I charged him for the hour to log into my old email and send him the spreadsheet I saved in google sheets lolllll

I have never felt more vindicated in my life than I was hearing his “oh wow. omg this is so helpful” yeah mf I know!!! Thats why I made it!!!

[bayetea]

hate when I say things like "annabeth is an arrogant know-it-all" and people respond like "yeah I can't stand her" like NO. I love her for it. wrong answer you can't sit with us anymore

[xxplastic-cubexx]

i’m sorry it’s just so hilarious to me how charles goes back to erik one way or another in almost every iteration like … was the d that good…????????????

girl i get it tho ....... if i fumbled erik lehnsherr i'd never forgive myself id draw my skin through hot coals if it meant having a MODICUM of a chance with him

[knoockies]

oh funny thing guys my na acc is stuck in the horse trailer and there is no way out unless i purchase star rider, because anytime i try to jump out the buy star rider window pops up😶 like legit hard locked

[lichenbug]

i hope this nice old couple who keep giving me food at work know they are like. the one thing holding me back from quitting. i hope they can sense that in my aura or whatever

[cosmicheartz]

This is swinging at a hornets nest but my cotl hot take is that the bishops either should have stayed dead or we got a choice to not bring them back to the cult after releasing them from purgatory

[lilmissasap]

NOOOOOOOOO

[pigeonmilk-216]

Fellas, is it gay to kidnap your best friends guitar, make vague threats, and end up torturing an innocent guitar, so you can force him to hire a new team, because your best friend is afraid of change and pain. In which your best friend kidnaps and hides a patient of yours, refuses to get a team, and then finally relenting by hiring forty people and putting them through mind games. And both of you, while being slightly mad and exasperated at the other, are taking fun in it???

Is it gay? Surely not.

[florshedworf]

okay ii 17 spoilers and critique 💪 ignore me

when i said “the ending was shit” when the episodes first came out i didn’t mean they were objectively bad as in it was badly written.

NOR was it because all the contestants died. specifically. that still hurt but that wasn’t why i was a tad pissed

why did mephone go back. with cobs. what a horrifying and frankly depressing message to send.

like hey kids! no matter what you do, or how far you run, you’ll end up right back where you started! either dead in the water or stuck with someone who neglects you and abuses you! there is no escape.

ii is escapism, yes, that’s a common theme, but also there’s also a frequent theme of hope and change. “things will get better eventually” is something that it feels like the narrative is screaming.

yes, mephone had to face reality eventually. sure, maybe the contestants had to be deleted for him to face that fact. but does going back to square one really show that? wouldn’t going back to cobs just create more escapism? restart the whole thing over and over, in a loop, never changing?

[geddy-leesbian]

I am once again feeling sad and unappreciated on main

[acesammy]

i am so fucking certain i'm getting these calc questions correct but i'm still getting zeros on everything and i am going to fucking s c r e am

[mycotoxin]

The pure pain and agony of trying to make plans with people who don’t care about scheduling

“When are we going?” “Maybe Saturday night idk” “Okay but what time” “idk” I’m going to smash my head against the wall

[flurgerbla]

So youknow how deadly american pickup trucks already are. And now theres electric ones that weigh 2-3x as much.... I wonder if that helps

[iwannawritepls]

I’m not built to play soulsborn games at all I like running in and whacking it till it dies. I’m bad at dodging. Like actually the worst.

But I’ll be damned if I let this game beat me because an ugly gargoyle couldn’t stop whacking me back.

We’re like 2 cavemen and I think the small one is winning.

[dandyshucks]

also i love thinking about all the goofy memes that he would not understand and thus would be mildly irritated by (esp bc all the grunts love to quote memes A Lot. everyone on the team is autistic and/or adhd, among other things LMAO.) and the way I could bug him by quoting memes at every chance i get HFDSGJKL

[slythereen]

it's one thing to let carlos fight charles instead of asking him to defend his polesitter teammate but TO STRAIGHT UP GIVE TEAM ORDERS? FUCK THIS TEAMMMM