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okay so if you need more veggies/fruit, protein or fibre (bc most people do NOT eat enough) in your diet but you struggle to do so, hear me out:

look up recipes (especially snack recipes) that are child/toddler/baby-friendly

i can guarantee there is a woman with a cooking blog out there who has found away to pack a bunch of vegetables into a surprisingly delicious little snack for her kids. this process has never failed me when i feel like i am not eating enough fruits and veggies. my entire flat is eating spinach muffins at the moment, which doesn’t sounding particularly appealing to most people and yet somehow. they’re delicious.

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Also not a slop creation but look at my burrito I’m so proud of this. I’ve never made a burrito before

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I’m soo happy to be home because I get to make my godless slop meals again. Whoohoo!!!! Corn and peas contained in glop! Yummy!!!

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yeah

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10000 posts!

This is not necessarily something to be proud of.meven less so considering this is like my third blog

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saw this amazing post but rbs got turned off so. get funged idiot

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I was gifted candy corn this morning. I love candy corn :)

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I’m so happy to have our dogs back yayayayayayyyyyy puppie friends

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Need these tiles /couldn’t find the source .

Update : source found

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Though I guess we both dream of having the mother/child relationship we wished we could have. Main difference is I wish I had a mother that didn’t think any confession that I’m at all unhappy with my life is both directly calling her a horrible mother and also a sign of being possessed by satan. Not on the metaphorical sense. I mean actual demonic possession because I said I wished I could’ve had friends when I was little. She dumped holy water on me

My mother said a few things a couple days ago that kinda reveal a lot about how she views me.

For one, apparently she really wanted to have all boys. So when she found out on the ultrasound that I was female, she got really mad and cried.

Afterwards she says she developed this fantasy of her and I having “The relationship she wished she could have with her mother” and how much she dreamt of me being her twin.

All of this told to me like im supposed to find it sooo funny and quirky

:/

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you blog long enough and you stop making jokes. start posting at two week intervals. shit like "i saw a bug today" and "the visions are getting worse"

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My mother said a few things a couple days ago that kinda reveal a lot about how she views me.

For one, apparently she really wanted to have all boys. So when she found out on the ultrasound that I was female, she got really mad and cried.

Afterwards she says she developed this fantasy of her and I having “The relationship she wished she could have with her mother” and how much she dreamt of me being her twin.

All of this told to me like im supposed to find it sooo funny and quirky

:/

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Though I will say. All around awesome but I was led astray with everyone telling me to try poutine. “Ohh it’s so good you NEED to try it!!” You lied to me. /j

Hiii I’m back home in floridia. Will write my hashtag #canadareview when I rest more. But for now I’m currently flexing on my family by eating pepper shrimp and not even blinking an eye

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Hiii I’m back home in floridia. Will write my hashtag #canadareview when I rest more. But for now I’m currently flexing on my family by eating pepper shrimp and not even blinking an eye

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do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that