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Dex says:
Eat The Richâ¨â¨
#kotlc#dex dizznee#book one through four dex#dex is me fr#I hate the rich#specifically the mega-rich#like the millionaires and billionaires#if I think about it hard enough I think I would hate the elves#because like#what are you doing??#yall could solve world hunger for humans#end all wars#and you just#donât???#âohh the humans betrayed us all that time agoâ get over it#yâall are the superior species?? act like it?#âwhat if the humans use our technology for evilâ donât let them?#elves are so much stronger than humans#like yâall could just enslave the humans to make sure they donât#I would be fine with being enslaved if the elves pay for my healthcare#and my education
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12:32 AM EDT October 4, 2024:
The Dils - "I Hate The Rich" From the album Mojo Presents Punk Nuggets (July 2023)
Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm
Magazine giveaway, Issue 358 (September 2023) the one with Siouxsie Sioux on the front
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Are you kidding? Fucking rich people. Leonardo would be so disappointed. He would want to share the beauty and history of the vineyard with people and not some rich fucks.
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getting it out of me own system but why. feel anything bad if you Literally sign up for mickeys dick smasher and then you get your dick smashed and die. like a funny simile but im being serious like to go on such a trip and then feel Bad or be upset at others for making comedy like come On they literally signed their own lives away no figure of speech Including that 19yo like they all signed those waivers and if the families of the dead and gone sue thats dumb asf like. They quite literally Signed Their Lives Away u cant make it up they Literally did it to themselves stupid is as stupid does
#text post#that damn submarine lmfao#cant hold it in any empthy or sympathy for rich people u have No Connection with#and Dont Know at All#cringe as hell#i hate the rich#and i hate stupid
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the untapped comedic potential of S1 korrasami... . .
#allgremlinart#korrasami#tlok#'omg this elegant rich girl eww >:(( I hate her >:(( and how... pretty she is...'
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#I hate him but he's pretty so he gets a semi pass I could only wish I was as cvnty as him#I can only hate a visually aesthetically pleasing trashbag so much. he can rot otherwise idc#transformers one spoilers#tf one spoilers#transformers#transformers one#tf one#transformers one sentinel prime#sentinel prime#the only time I'll call a rich ha đ¸ ha đ¸ ha đ¸ white boy pretty#I have found my self joinging the sentinel liker train but i'm trailing like 5 miles behind the actual train but still riding#I can't believe I'm admitting this. my pride and ego.
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So I accidentally almost got into an argument on Twitter, and now I'm thinking about bad historical costuming tropes. Specifically, Action Hero Leather Pants.
See, I was light-heartedly pointing out the inaccuracies of the costumes in Black Sails, and someone came out of the woodwork to defend the show. The misunderstanding was that they thought I was dismissing the show just for its costumes, which I wasn't - I was simply pointing out that it can't entirely care about material history (meaning specifically physical objects/culture) if it treats its clothes like that.
But this person was slightly offended on behalf of their show - especially, quote, "And from a fan of OFMD, no less!" Which got me thinking - it's true! I can abide a lot more historical costuming inaccuracy from Our Flag than I can Black Sails or Vikings. And I don't think it's just because one has my blorbos in it. But really, when it comes down to it...
What is the difference between this and this?
Here's the thing. Leather pants in period dramas isn't new. You've got your Vikings, Tudors, Outlander, Pirates of the Caribbean, Once Upon a Time, Will, The Musketeers, even Shakespeare in Love - they love to shove people in leather and call it a day. But where does this come from?
Obviously we have the modern connotations. Modern leather clothes developed in a few subcultures: cowboys drew on Native American clothing. (Allegedly. This is a little beyond my purview, I haven't seen any solid evidence, and it sounds like the kind of fact that people repeat a lot but is based on an assumption. I wouldn't know, though.) Leather was used in some WWI and II uniforms.
But the big boom came in the mid-C20th in motorcycle, punk/goth, and gay subcultures, all intertwined with each other and the above. Motorcyclists wear leather as practical protective gear, and it gets picked up by rock and punk artists as a symbol of counterculture, and transferred to movie designs. It gets wrapped up in gay and kink communities, with even more countercultural and taboo meanings. By the late C20th, leather has entered mainstream fashion, but it still carries those references to goths, punks, BDSM, and motorbike gangs, to James Dean, Marlon Brando, and Mick Jagger. This is whence we get our Spikes and Dave Listers in 1980s/90s media, bad boys and working-class punks.
And some of the above "historical" design choices clearly build on these meanings. William Shakespeare is dressed in a black leather doublet to evoke the swaggering bad boy artist heartthrob, probably down on his luck. So is Kit Marlowe.
But the associations get a little fuzzier after that. Hook, with his eyeliner and jewellery, sure. King Henry, yeah, I see it. It's hideously ahistorical, but sure. But what about Jamie and Will and Ragnar, in their browns and shabby, battle-ready chic? Well, here we get the other strain of Bad Period Drama Leather.
See, designers like to point to history, but it's just not true. Leather armour, especially in the western/European world, is very, very rare, and not just because it decays faster than metal. (Yes, even in ancient Greece/Rome, despite many articles claiming that as the start of the leather armour trend!) It simply wasn't used a lot, because it's frankly useless at defending the body compared to metal. Leather was used as a backing for some splint armour pieces, and for belts, sheathes, and buckles, but it simply wasn't worn like the costumes above. It's heavy, uncomfortable, and hard to repair - it's simply not practical for a garment when you have perfectly comfortable, insulating, and widely available linen, wool, and cotton!
As far as I can see, the real influence on leather in period dramas is fantasy. Fantasy media has proliferated the idea of leather armour as the lightweight choice for rangers, elves, and rogues, a natural, quiet, flexible material, less flashy or restrictive than metal. And it is cheaper for a costume department to make, and easier for an actor to wear on set. It's in Dungeons and Dragons and Lord of the Rings, King Arthur, Runescape, and World of Warcraft.
And I think this is how we get to characters like Ragnar and Vane. This idea of leather as practical gear and light armour, it's fantasy, but it has this lineage, behind which sits cowboy chaps and bomber/flight jackets. It's usually brown compared to the punk bad boy's black, less shiny, and more often piecemeal or decorated. In fact, there's a great distinction between the two Period Leather Modes within the same piece of media: Robin Hood (2006)! Compare the brooding, fascist-coded villain Guy of Gisborne with the shabby, bow-wielding, forest-dwelling Robin:
So, back to the original question: What's the difference between Charles Vane in Black Sails, and Edward Teach in Our Flag Means Death?
Simply put, it's intention. There is nothing intentional about Vane's leather in Black Sails. It's not the only leather in the show, and it only says what all shabby period leather says, relying on the same tropes as fantasy armour: he's a bad boy and a fighter in workaday leather, poor, flexible, and practical. None of these connotations are based in reality or history, and they've been done countless times before. It's boring design, neither historically accurate nor particularly creative, but much the same as all the other shabby chic fighters on our screens. He has a broad lineage in Lord of the Rings and Pirates of the Caribbean and such, but that's it.
In Our Flag, however, the lineage is much, much more intentional. Ed is a direct homage to Mad Max, the costuming in which is both practical (Max is an ex-cop and road warrior), and draws on punk and kink designs to evoke a counterculture gone mad to the point of social breakdown, exploiting the thrill of the taboo to frighten and titillate the audience.
In particular, Ed is styled after Max in the second movie, having lost his family, been badly injured, and watched the world turn into an apocalypse. He's a broken man, withdrawn, violent, and deliberately cutting himself off from others to avoid getting hurt again. The plot of Mad Max 2 is him learning to open up and help others, making himself vulnerable to more loss, but more human in the process.
This ties directly into the themes of Our Flag - it's a deliberate intertext. Ed's emotional journey is also one from isolation and pain to vulnerability, community, and love. Mad Max (intentionally and unintentionally) explores themes of masculinity, violence, and power, while Max has become simplified in the popular imagination as a stoic, badass action hero rather than the more complex character he is, struggling with loss and humanity. Similarly, Our Flag explores masculinity, both textually (Stede is trying to build a less abusive pirate culture) and metatextually (the show champions complex, banal, and tender masculinities, especially when we're used to only seeing pirates in either gritty action movies or childish comedies).
Our Flag also draws on the specific countercultures of motorcycles, rockers, and gay/BDSM culture in its design and themes. Naturally, in such a queer show, one can't help but make the connection between leather pirates and leather daddies, and the design certainly nods at this, with its vests and studs. I always think about this guy, with his flat cap so reminiscient of gay leather fashions.
More overtly, though, Blackbeard and his crew are styled as both violent gangsters and countercultural rockstars. They rove the seas like a bikie gang, free and violent, and are seen as icons, bad boys and celebrities. Other pirates revere Blackbeard and wish they could be on his crew, while civilians are awed by his reputation, desperate for juicy, gory details.
This isn't all of why I like the costuming in Our Flag Means Death (especially season 1). Stede's outfits are by no means accurate, but they're a lot more accurate than most pirate media, and they're bright and colourful, with accurate and delightful silks, lace, velvets, and brocades, and lovely, puffy skirts on his jackets. Many of the Revenge crew wear recognisable sailor's trousers, and practical but bright, varied gear that easily conveys personality and flair. There is a surprising dedication to little details, like changing Ed's trousers to fall-fronts for a historical feel, Izzy's puffy sleeves, the handmade fringe on Lucius's red jacket, or the increasing absurdity of navy uniform cuffs between Nigel and Chauncey.
A really big one is the fact that they don't shy away from historical footwear! In almost every example above, we see the period drama's obsession with putting men in skinny jeans and bucket-top boots, but not only does Stede wear his little red-heeled shoes with stockings, but most of his crew, and the ordinary people of Barbados, wear low boots or pumps, and even rough, masculine characters like Pete wear knee breeches and bright colours. It's inaccurate, but at least it's a new kind of inaccuracy, that builds much more on actual historical fashions, and eschews the shortcuts of other, grittier period dramas in favour of colour and personality.
But also. At least it fucking says something with its leather.
#everyone say 'thank you togas' for not including a long tangent about evil rimmer in red dwarf 5x05#Our Flag Means Death#Togas does meta#and yes these principles DO fall apart slightly in s2 and i DON'T like those costumes as much#don't get me wrong they're fun and gorgeous - but generally a bit less deep and more inaccurate. so. :(#I'm not sure this really says anything new about Our Flag but I just needed to get my thoughts out#i hate hate hate Gritty Period Drama costumes they're so boring and so ugly and so wrong#god bless OFMD for using more than 3 muted colours and actually putting men in heels (and not as a shorthand for rich/foppish villainy) <3#looking at that Tudors still is insane like they really will go to any lengths to not make men feel like they've got bare legs XD#image descriptions in alt text#and yes i DID just sink about two hours into those so you'd better appreciate them
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Okay consider Bruce Wayne is the very well known bankroller for the Justice League. Batman is still part of the league, but they donât know heâs Bruce Wayne. So, due to Bruce Wayne being such a well known figure and very obviously connected to the Justice League, that has kinda made him a target for certain people which means the Justice League has decided to assign one of their members to help keep him safe. Insert notorious billionaire fighter Superman becoming the part time bodyguard of Bruce Wayne in this epic superbat romance
#where Superman falls in love with Bruce Wayne because it turns out heâs not that bad of a guy even though heâs billionaire scum#and Batman is not getting jealous of himself no sir#youâre crazy#this idea came to me while discussing comic book iron man so if youâd like to marvel this idea go for it#also feel free to make it any other hero but personally Iâm more of a superbat kinda guy myself#i honestly feel like Superman is a bizarrely logical pick#because sometimes Gotham and Metroplois are like neighbors and Superman has super hearing/flight/super speed#(and all the other super powers that make him practically invincible)#also Batman obviously canât do it because he hates all rich people and clearly has beef with Bruce Wayne (hence why theyâre never together)#and Superman is such a swell guy obviously heâd be down to keep their bank account- I mean trusted civilian ally safe#this idea could probably still work fine with all the kids snickering in the background and maybe sometimes helping covering for Bruce/Bats#but personally when I read superbat I kinda like it to just be Batman and Superman đ
not really Batfam and Superman#like this itâs own genera to me#anyways#my post#dc#dc comics#batman#bruce wayne#superman#clark kent#superbat#batman and superman#fan fiction idea#justice league
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they say the drummer's been dead for seven years but thats just a rumorâŚ
#hairymoths#fanart#the raven cycle#the raven boys#art#ronan lynch#maggie stiefvater#the raven king#adam parrish#Blue sargent#noah czerny#trc band au#Trc band#I think theyre post punk grungeish#I dont listen to those gneres but adam hates the rich and bkue is a real punk so#ronan is just there#and we dont talk ab the drummer
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Part One / Part Two--you are here/ Part Three
Hellfire did in fact, have cookies to sell.
More than cookies, which Dustin practically preened over when Eddie dragged himself back to their table.Â
The ornaments they had made were still there, but now the centerpiece was an array of baked goods. Spread out in a spiral, it started from the large cake in the center and spun out into miniature cookies held in tiny decorated bags, all while Harrington stood over them like a proud parent.Â
It smelled mockingly delicious.Â
Eddie glared at the display, resisting the urge to upend the whole thing onto the floor.
Cookies and cakes and (--was that frickin bread pudding?) whatever other treats Harrington had shown up with might look good, but Eddie didnât trust it.Â
Didnât trust Harrington, even if the bastard had never really done anything himself--but then, he never had to, had he?Â
That was the point of all that money, after all. So he could pay other people to do his dirty work while he kept his hands squeaky clean.Â
âInch a bit to the left--there, stop!â Harrington was saying, like the bossy asshole he was.
Like he thought he could just come in and expect everyone to follow his lead.Â
âPerfect! Now donât touch it.âÂ
God, Eddie had to nip this in the butt, now. Before King Horrorton harassed his sheep all day, and cemented the club's undeserved bad name in the minds of Hawkins.
âDustin what did I just say--âÂ
Eddie stepped up to the front of their table, preparing himself for war.
Looked over to his friends knowing they'd likely need a nod of reassurance. A show from him that said he had this handled.
There was no cowering.Â
No pleading, helpless, 'What do we do Eddie!?' gazes aimed his direction.
Hellfire wasnât even looking at him, and not because they were all avoiding Harrington's line of sight.
No, the fucking traiters were flanking the King. Like they were buddies with the bastard instead of mortal enemies.Â
âHey, Edâs, Harrington brought pies. Cakes too!â Gareth said around a mouthful of cookie when he noticed Eddie standing before him.Â
It came out a garbled mess, but years of experience had Eddie understanding him anyway.Â
Jeff was busy playing what sounded like twenty fucking questions regarding the setup, and even Grant appeared comfortable, happily letting Harrington order him around as they finished setting up.Â
Like this was some kind of cutesy Disney movie where they all held hands and sang songs instead of a hostile takeover situation.Â
Eddieâs eye twitched.
Sensing a disturbance in the force, Jeff looked up and immediately interrupted himself to point to a series of red and green cookies placed dead center, delighted.Â
âCheck it out man, Steve made some shaped like dice!âÂ
(And he did say âSteve.âÂ
Not Harrington, or This Asshole, or The Invading Evil Forces of Darkness.
Just Steve, like Steve was someone Jeff hung out with everyday.
Jeffâs cleric was a dead elf walking.)Â
Eddie took note of what was in fact, dice cookies.Â
He hated how good they looked.
âThereâs four flavors.â Steve told him, cocky little grin on his face as he observed his work. âChocolate chip, peanut butter, snickerdoodle--and the dice ones are sugar cookies.âÂ
He licked his lips before finally turning to look at Eddie, hair curling over his face and making him wave a hand to brush them out of his eyes.Â
Eddie hated how good he looked too.Â
âHate, hate, hate, absolutely loathe-âÂ
âGreat, sure, wonderful.â Eddie managed, though given the look Grant and Jeff both shot him it might have come out as more of a growl.Â
Dustin rolled his eyes, and Eddie couldnât help but notice that Hellfireâs other two youngest hadnât dared to show their faces yet.Â
Likely they knew Eddie was having an absolute meltdown over Steveâs presence and were waiting for his reaction to blow over.Â
(Their characters were dead too.)Â
âI have two full cakes--one chocolate, on vanilla--and a few individual slices we can sell.â Steve was continuing, as if Eddie wasnât glaring a hole in his forehead. âThose did really well last year when I made them for the basketball team.âÂ
Insults fought for space on Eddieâs tongue, but he managed to roll a 20 to pick the best one, opening his mouth to let it fly.
"Harr-" is as far as he got before he was rudely interrupted.
âSteve? Is that you?â A woman Eddie didnât recognize but was clearly someone's mom came up cautiously to the table, side eyeing the Hellfire banner like a nervous horse. âThat canât be your famous tiramisu, is it?â
Steve beamed at her. âWell hi Miss Carpenter. It is!âÂ
Eddie was bumped aside by a massive purse, the woman not even glancing in his direction as she stepped up to the table.Â
With a sneer, he finally slumped to the back of their little spot as Miss Carpenter looked over all Steveâs (not Hellfireâs and absolutely not Eddieâs) offerings.Â
Didnât care to wipe it off right then, even if he knew he needed to if he wanted to make sales.Â
Jeff sent him a look.
The same one he usually aimed Eddieâs way when he thought Eddieâs antics were going to cause problems.Â
He ignored it, on grounds that traitors donât get to be judgy.Â
âOh,â Miss Caprtender tittered, the draw of Harringtonâs baked goods clearly overcoming whatever fear she had about Hellfire. âWell I just canât pass that up. The swim team meets arenât the same without you!â
Eddie pretended to gag. Â
Waited for her to comment on Hellfire--their clothes, their music, hell even the length of Eddieâs hair--and found he was almost disappointed when there wasn't even a single question about why Hawkins precious golden child was slumming it with the weirdos.Â
Instead, Miss Carpenter's hand went fishing in her purse for her wallet as she loudly called out over her shoulder, to, presumably another annoying woman;Â
âTerry, Steveâs here! Heâs been baking!âÂ
For two terrifying seconds, there was a notable dip in the conversations around them.Â
Grantâs eyes went wide as several women responded to the announcement like dogs hearing food hit the floor, and within seconds their table was absolutely swarmed by the mothers of Hawkins.
Even Eddie was taken aback at the sheer number of them.Â
âHold, men, hold.â Dustin cautioned as Jeff and Grant both flinched. âCome on, we need to get our gold!âÂ
âTheyâre scary though.â Gareth whispered in horror as four women tried to talk at once, jostling each other so hard they shook the table menacingly.Â
âLadies, ladies thereâs enough here for everyone!â Steve laughed, showing off his disgustingly cute dimples as he did, getting several of the momâs to blush at their own behavior in the process.Â
The sheer amount of attention of course, drew in even more people, and Dustin quickly took up directing, planting Jeff and Grant at either end of their table while he and Steve fended off the hoard from the front.Â
(Given the way he and Steve were equally ordering Hellfire around, Eddie finally knew where the little shit had picked that attitude up from. He was going to have to cure Dustin of it, ASAP. Â )Â
âHere you go Miss Harper.â Steve said sweetly, handing over yet another stack of baked goods.
Without turning his head, and in the tone of voice one used to warn a misbehaving dog, he added; âGareth donât think I canât fucking see you, get back up here.âÂ
Caught trying to sink under the table with another cookie in his mouth, Gareth found himself hauled back to his feet by his collar, putting a snarl on Eddieâs face immediately.Â
âHey--â He started, defensive and more than ready to intercede, except Gareth wasnât flinching or cursing or doing that thing he did with his mouth when he was desperately trying to hold in his temper.Â
Instead he was giving a sheepish grin and a half-assed apology while he hung in Harringtonâs grasp, before doing what the guy told him to do.Â
(It did not help that Steve patted him on the shoulder when he released him, before handing Gareth a third fucking cookie.)
Eddieâs eye twitched a second time.
(He told it to knock it off.
It didnât listen.)Â
No one acknowledged Eddie or his outburst, which meant he was just skulking behind the boys while they all worked.Â
Arms crossed, rings tapping a rhythm on his forearm, far too keyed up to do anything other than glare at the back of Harrington's skull.
The King seemed perfectly happy to ignore him.
Likewise, Gareth and Grant knew better than to bother him when he was in a snit.Â
Henderson made the occasional snappy little comment, but the brat had mostly left him alone now that they were well into the swing of selling, chortling over the increasing stack of cash Steve kept trying to get him to put into a âsafe place.âÂ
Eddie was seconds away from walking up and snatching the cash himself when Jeff decided it was on him to attempt the impossible.Â
Get him to help Harrington.Â
âMore hands would be nice, Eddie!â Jeff called, looking more than a little harassed as the mom he was helping changed her order a second time, snaking out the last single slice of chocolate cake from another mom who was eyeing it. âSteve and I could really use your assistance over here!âÂ
Eddieâs glare, which had been doing its level best to try and vaporize the Kingâs brain, switched targets instantly.Â
âIâm supervising.âÂ
Jeff made a face like he was about to argue, but the King beat him to it.Â
âIt must be tough,â Harrington said, tilting his head to look back towards Eddie, âto supervise people who are working so much harder than you.âÂ
Which promptly set the mood for the next full hour.Â
xXxÂ
Harrington was matching him tit for tat.
Every shitty, sneered word out of Eddieâs mouth was met with an equally mean toned barb, though given the repeated looks everyone kept shooting him, Eddie was very much considered the aggressor here.
A fact he cannot believe is coming from his own friends.
What happened to comradery? To Eddie stepping in and protecting them, from the likes of people just like Harrington?Â
But no, Eddie makes one fucking comment about how the cookies are probably half hair-spray and suddenly heâs the bad guy.
(Nevermind that Steve had fired right back, telling Eddie that any hair-spray taste was probably from all the drugs he did.)
Was somewhat, halfway--okay maybe amazing, Eddie might have snuck a cookie himself--food really all it took to get them all to turn on him like this?
Erase the years of Eddie being their shield?Â
Act like Harrington wasnât just as bitchy and awful as he had been in high school (even if he was, admittedly, being nicer about it all right now? Almost--aloof, like he couldnât figure out why Eddie hated him so much, but likewise wasnât going to take even one eye roll sitting down--and no, no, Eddie wasn't derailing this by thinking about Harrington's stupid eyes, he wasn't!)Â
Frankly he would have flipped them all the bird and stormed off, if it werenât for the increasingly weird little comments people were making.Â
âOh Steve, it's a shock to see you here.âÂ
âAre you doing someone a favor?âÂ
âYou know Pastor Jim said something about this gameâŚâ
The last one had put Eddieâs teeth on edge, even if Dustin had brushed it off. It hadnât been aimed at Steve directly but the women saying it had absolutely been looking at the King, as if waiting for his reaction.
Not that Harrington would take the bait this soon, though.Â
There were too many people buying frickenâŚcupcakes and shit, while Horrorton enjoyed the attention of the masses.Â
Eventually this tiny crowd would die down though, and thatâs when Steve would change his tune. Start answering some of the questions he seemed to be dodging as more and more people got braver about coming up to the table.
This whole thing was a ticking time bomb, and Eddie would be ready when it inevitably blew.Â
To defend his table, his club, his friends.Â
Even Henderson, who absolutely didnât deserve it just then.Â
âDude perk up would you? You look like youâre going to stab somebody.â Jeff hissed at him ten minutes later, when there was finally a break in the flood.Â
Eddie ignored him in place of taking stock of the table. (And maybe, sneaking another cookie.)
âHope you brought more than this, Harrington.â He said, knowing he sounded like a stuck up ass and not feeling an iota of guilt about it. âUnless you plan to run home and bake more like a good little housewife.â Â
âDude.â Grant said, casting him a look like King Dick might leave and take the cookies with him.
âOh I brought more.â Harrington dismissed, with a small flick of his fingers. âAnd Iâll have you know youâd never find a housewife more perfect than I am, Munson.âÂ
Then he turned to nail Eddie with the most shit eating grin heâd ever seen the King wear.Â
Facing flaming a brilliant red, Eddie sputtered for a second before finally getting ahold of himself and spitting;Â
âHow delightful. I--âÂ
âOkay.â Jeff cut in, forever the mediator. âGary, Dustin can you help Steve pull the extra stuff out from under the tables? While I go talk to Eddie?âÂ
âCan I try the tiramisu?â Gareth asked, inching hopefully towards the treat while keeping an eye on Harringtonâs hands, lest he get smacked again.Â
âOnly if youâre a good boy.â Harrington told him sarcastically and goddammit why did that make Eddie blush harder!?Â
Jeff sighed, before grabbing his arm and hauling Eddie back, away from the table, right as a younger man in some stupid sportâs jacket asked questions about one of the dice cookies.
âLook I get it man, I do,â Jeff started, voice talking in the sort of wheelding, pleading tone it did when he really wanted something and knew Eddie was opposed. âbut Steveâs been super cool. We might actually make money off this, and heâs giving us all of it. Can you just⌠not antagonize him for five minutes?âÂ
Eddie stared at his best friend in abject horror.Â
âYou couldnât have talked to him for more than twenty minutes total. Half of which he spent bitching that you were bagging a cake wrong! At what point was Harrington "being cool!?"
The asterisks were made by his fingers, which Eddie mockingly framed his face with.Â
He got a flat, unimpressed stare in return.Â
âIt was a very informative twenty minutes and he was right about the cake. Now are you going to help or are you going to glower in the corner?âÂ
Eddie gaped.Â
âI cannot believe you right now--â
Jeff didnât even wait to hear him out.
 âYouâve chosen to glower. I canât help you man, but weâd all have a much better day if you werenât at Harringtonâs throat every five seconds.â Jeff turned smoothly on his heel.
Over his shoulder he added; âSeriously, donât come back until youâve worked your way out of your snit.âÂ
Shocked, Eddie watched Jeff float back to the front, inserting himself easily between Grant and Steve and immediately striking up a conversation.
With the enemy.Â
âI didnât know you baked.â Jeff told Steve loudly (and very obviously, for Eddie to see.)Â
Steve gave a bashful little smile, then shrugged. âItâs a hobby. Got into it back when the basketball team needed to fundraise a few years ago and Tommyâs mom got it in her head we should sell home baked goods. Turns out its kinda fun.âÂ
âPlease never get out of it.â Gareth insisted, a piece of God knows what crammed in his mouth.
âDude, how many of those have you gotten into!? Stop eating the merchandise!â Dustin commanded, smacking at Garethâs shoulder.Â
âI physically cannot stop man.â Gareth dodged, reaching out for another cookie. âIâm not sorry.âÂ
Steve just laughed. All charming and buddy-buddy, like it was natural for him to be here.Â
Wearing a Hellfire shirt. Making jokes and teasing the guys.Â
In Eddieâs fucking place.Â
He seethed, fingers twitching, and envisioned the very unsexy murder of one Steve Harrington. Â
Cartoon Xâs for eyes and all.Â
xXx
Trouble didn't hit the table.
It in fact, seemed to stay away as if on purpose, to shove in Eddie's face that he was the one in the wrong here.
Even the questions toned done as the second wave of moms showed up, this round prompted by some former teammate of Steveâs Eddie didnât recognize yelling about his apple pie.
Instead, Eddieâs wayward sheep finally made their appearance Mike and Lucas trying to sneak in as if Eddie wouldnât notice during the new rush.
(Eddie himself almost caused trouble when he realized Lucas was wearing a Not-A-Hellfire shirt, which solved the mystery of where Harrington had gotten his.
He was inching his way towards them, a snarky word on his tongue when he saw Sinclair said something about how he was âalready on Eddieâs shitlist for joining the basketball team,â in relation to what must have been a question about his Hellfire shirt, that caused Eddie to freeze.
With the air of a sad, wet kitten, Lucas followed it with; âIâm sure it wonât be long before he kicks me out of Hellfire anyway.âÂ
Like he'd been punched in the gut, all the air left Eddieâs lungs.
Because before Lucas had said that, Eddie had been thinking it.Â
Not really--heâd never kick anyone out of Hellfire.
It was more that he'd thought about it in the way one does when you know you're in the right, and are having to resort to underhanded tactics to force the other party to come to their senses.
Like a sort of shitty, angry âI should kick you out, let you see what happens when you donât have us!â kind of intervention.
The same kind he had heard the jocks sling before, when they were mad at each other and--God he wasnât--he couldnât be, like them...could he?
Like fucking Harrington, who oh fuck, was patting Lucas sympathetically on the shoulder and giving him some kind of whispered advice.Â
Sonovabitch.Â
âIâm going for a smoke.â Eddie bit out, vision tunneling.
He knew he needed to go sit down somewhere, before he fucking lost it in front of Hawkins, Harrington and everyone.Â
And wouldnât that just be a treat for King Steve?
To watch Eddie realize he had turned into the very thing he hated, preached against, even?Â
That Steve was, maybe, possibly, doing a better job of following Eddieâs own Munson Doctrine than he was?
Eddie barely saw the room anymore--waived off whatever Grant was trying to say to him as flew past, shaking hands fishing for a desperately needed cigarette.
Maybe a hope and a prayer too, because apparently he needed it.
How long had he been like this?Â
Been a douchebag asshole?Â
Was it the whole year? More than? Or was it just now, with stupid Steve involved? Could he trace this back to that stupidly cute--no, no, annoying, asshole?
Was this some fucked up way of coping with his growing crush!?
Lost in thought and growing self hatred he nearly careened right into Robin Buckley.
Her slightly bent paper reindeer ears marked her as a memeber of the high school band, who had been absolutely butchering âJingle Bell Rockâ a few minutes earlier.Â
Vaguely heard her yell Steveâs name as he ran off (because thatâs what Eddie was doing. What he always did.
Run--from himself and his own fucking feelings, like a total cliche.)
--but didnât take in that she was doing more than saying hi to, oh fuck him sideways--her friend.
Because she and Steve were friends now.
Good ones, if the freshmen were to be believed.
Rather than go outside and catastrophize in the cold, Eddie threw himself threw the doors at the end of the hall, then up the stairwell, to the second floor.
Tucked himself into a corner, right there by the stairs.
Sank down into a crouch, hands scrubbing up his face before tangling in his hair, head dropping between his knees, cigarette shoved into his mouth.
Somehow, Eddie decided, this was Steveâs fault.Â
He'd have come up with a reason for that, he was sure. A good one even, except he forgot one of the key features of his life.
He was a Munson, and as a general rule of life, nice neat things did not happen to Munson's--but they did get kicked while they were down.
âOkay, what happened?â Steve fucking Harrington asked, voice loudly echoing up the stairwell from down below, and Eddie threw his head back, nearly slamming it against the wall.Â
(Maybe heâd pissed off a witch. His life would make a lot more sense if someone had cursed it.)
âShe gave me her number!â
That was Buckley, the shrill timber identifiable even as she whispered the words.Â
Eddie canât really see them without giving himself away--could probably make his escape if he got down and army-crawled past the railing heâs huddled by, but figured this is their fault anyway.Â
Not his problem if he overhears a private conversation because theyâre both too stupid to check to see if someone was seated literally right up above them.
âThatâs a good thing, isnât it?" Steve was saying. "Thatâs what we wanted!âÂ
âIs it!? What if sheâs just, you know, giving it to me?âÂ
â...Iâm not following.âÂ
âLike in a friend way. Not a--â
âRomantic way?â
Harrington has the smarts to say the words quietly. So quietly in fact, that had Eddie not been in the exact right position he wouldnât have heard--but he almost swallowed his unlit (he should have lit it, maybe they'd have smelled the smoke and fucked off) cigarette anyway.Â
âSssshh!â Robin hissed, and Eddie canât see either of them but he imagined her jamming her hand over Harringtonâs big fat mouth.Â
âNot so loud, Steve!âÂ
âSorry, God.â Sure enough, Harringtonâs voice is muffled. âHow did she give it to you? Did she say anything?âÂ
âShe asked if I want to hang out after band, but because I have that stupid family thing, I told her I couldnât today, but I can literally any other day, and she said sheâd call me, and I said--âÂ
âRobs, breathe.âÂ
âDonât interrupt me, Dingus!â Robin said, voice shrill again, before she clearly listened to Harrington and took a breath.Â
 It was big, and deep, and she blasted it back out loud enough for the fucking birds on the roof to hear.Â
In a calmer voice, Robin continued; âI said we never traded phone numbers so I didnât have hers. She grabbed my arm and wrote her number on it. Look, she added a heart!âÂ
âOkay, here you go! A hearts a good sign!" Â
And Harrington sounded--sounds happy for her, practically ecstatic, which doesnât make much sense given Robin is talking about a âherâ and-
And-and-and--
Eddieâs always been quick to connect the dots.Â
Itâs something he inherited from his old man. A Munson trait heâs tried to make his own through being an excellent DM (and not by robbing people blind or boosting cars.)Â
Here, the dots clearly screamed that Robin Buckley was trying to ask a woman out.Â
You know, in a gay way.Â
Which Harrington not only knew, but was supportive of.Â
Steve Harrington, who famously called Jonathan Byers' a queer before smashing the guy's beloved camera into the ground.Â
Eddieâs head exploded.Â
Or was in the process of exploding--heâs not entirely sure given the tunnel vision was back and his soul felt like it had exited his body entirely.Â
Just knew that his world was being remade for a second time in five minutes, and that he was dealing with it pretty damn poorly.
(Maybe God would be nice for once, and just give him the aneurism he clearly deserved.)
Which was of course, when trouble finally did decide to show face, in the form of Dustin Henderson barging through the doors and into Steve and Robin's little meeting.
Eddie knew, because Eddie could hear him.
âSteve! Steve we have a problem!âÂ
âIâm busy Dustin--â
âBe busy later, we have an emergency on our hands!âÂ
âAnd what, pray tell, do you think is an emergency?âÂ
Eddie, who had instantly latched onto the conversation by the sheer need to have something distract him from his own thoughts, wondered the very same.
âJason Carver showed up at the table, with a priest. Theyâre trying to do some whole kind of crazy sermon--is that a good enough emergency for you!?âÂ
âOh shit. â Steve spat, at the same time Eddie yelled it from up high.Â
He sprang up, all thoughts of Robin and Steve knowing heâd eavesdropped vanishing entirely from his head as he lunged for the stairs.
Flew down them, because the thing he'd been waiting all fucking day for had finally happened.
He nearly crashed into Robin once again as he blew through the barely closed doors, Steve and Dustin already far ahead of him.
âEddie?â Robin asked, voice noticeably nervous. "Were you--"
"Not now Starbuck, but we can talk later." Eddie told her, flying right past.
After he saved Hellfire.Â
#Its my birthday have a thing!#sighs in why canât I ever make things into two parts#THREE IT IS#yes ill do tags#you do have to comment though bc I will miss it if its just in the tags#this will be only three parts so help me#pre steddie#hellfire#steven harrington#eddie munson#dustin henderson#The Party#Robin Buckley#Steve is a Good Friend#Chaotic Gremlin Eddie#and Bitchy Mean Girl Steve#I will die on the ��bitchy mean girlâ Steve is VERY different from ârich kid assholeâ Steve hill#Eddie loves it even if he hates that he loves it rn lol#Eddie does some grade A tier catastrophizing here#things are not nearly as bad as he spirals himself into thinking lol#0o0 fanfics#stranger things#hellfire club
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On average, what is the total MONTHLY amount that you spend on dining out*?
*(This doesn't only count going out to restaurants, but also stuff like picking up fast food to bring home, getting a coffee on the way to work, getting a premade sandwich from a grocery store deli during lunch, buying a quick snack from a convenience store or food cart whilst walking somewhere, ordering a pizza or any other food to be delivered to your home, etc.)
*(If you often dine out in groups/as a household: calculate and divide the costs so that you get a Per Person average. This is for YOU individually, NOT the total household/group costs)
(I'm sure polls similar to this have been made before (very common topic), I just haven't personally seen one that I can remember, so, I was curious to do my own! I was discussing this with a group of people today and it was very interesting to see how widely the number varied between individuals. :0c )
(Reblog for bigger sample size if you can, and feel free to explain your answer in tags if there's anything extra to add!)
#polls#tumblr polls#I'm mostly in the 0/1 - 25$ category. Maybe the rare month is a bit over $25 if there's something specific going on like birthday.#Which I'm NEVER eating in an actual restaurant (erm... covid... plus I just hate restaurant environments. i would rather pickup#the food and bring it home to a peaceful quiet environment that I control lol). But more typically like stopping by a grocery store deli#section or something. I don't have coffee that much. And I can't eat fast food much due to my health issues/diet restriction stuff#so if I'm out like coming back from an appointment and I start feeling really sick and weak. I know that a hamburger will just#blow up my system and cause nausea or something. So I try to pick the breadiest most#neutral looking turkey sandwich at the safeway deli to eat during the hour ride home or whatever lol#I actually kind of wish I could do stuff like get food more often vecause it would take the burden of cooking everything off of me#but.. alas... Money... and Health Things... T o T#I still wouldn't do it ALL the time but like... once a week instead of once a month or something.. or maybe turning into a coffee#person.. I do love drinks A LOT .. i am a drink person who will have 5 different drinks sipping on at all times#But i just have to make them all myself mostly lol#And I cant really have too much coffee since it will make me sick. so like.. teas and juice mostly#When I inevitably become a millionaire by never using social media never networking and only finishing one#sculpture every 5 months which I dont even post about or sell - then I shall... get more drinks..#I will somehow wean my body onto coffee and drink one a day solely for the ritual of it#Though even then... I would still probably just like.. buy the mateirals to make it at home or something#Like if you had a million dollars you could just buy a kitchen grade ice cream machine and other stuff to make your own milkshakes and#coffees and smoothies and bubble teas. Genuinely I think even if I were a BILLIONAIRE I would still look at playing likr $8 for a single#coffee and go .. uh.... I could just buy the equipment to make this and then save that money. PLUS. its in my house now so no need to#have to leave. I can make my own drinks in the comfort of home. .. ideal..#Like no matter how rich I ever got I would still have the lingering scroogey stinginess. like i am NOT paying for that. I will jus#make it myself. Especially if it was an Everyday thing. Anythign thats part of my routine I try to optimize and make as efficient as#possible... ANYWAY.. In an IDEAL world I would get treats. but probably not that much. as on a daily basis it would start to get#to me and I would just save up to buy kitchen machinery if I was rich lol
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12:44 PM EDT November 4, 2023:
The Dils - "I Hate The Rich" From the album Mojo Presents Punk Nuggets (July 2023)
Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm
Magazine giveaway, Issue 358 (September 2023) the one with Siouxsie Sioux on the front
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Bruce: Where's Jason?
Y/N, standing directly in the doorway with Jason in clear view: I dunno
Bruce: He's sitting right there.
Y/N: No? That's my boyfriend..Joshua.
Jason, nods in the background:
Bruce: Excuse me? That's not-
Y/N, immediately slamming the door in his face: You're excused! Bye!
#j.p speaks#jason todd x reader#redhood x reader#i just..want reader and bruce to have beef cuz im petty đ#an i hate that old rich mf--#literally that one give from scott pilgrim of scott jumping out the window đ
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I defend rich kids who call their family rich with my LIFE
#one of my coworkers lol#I don't get why people find it offensive if someone says they're rich if they are#I hate when someone denies that they're rich / upper middle class / californian
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Honestly I've read like 3 fics with the premise of Tim becoming Damian's favourite brother after he sees how Tim is able to manipulate the upper class or how Tim can say 'fuck you' to rich business men and get away with it and holy fuck that trope has me in a death grip
#tim drake#damian wayne#damian al ghul#batfam#robin#i love the trope of 'i hate you' to 'you're my favourite'#let tim talk shit to rich people
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Ofc Martha and Thomas were completely normal wdym
#thomas is objectively scarier than Martha cause mothings more terrifying than a rich white man#EITHER WAY I HATE YOU ART ( love u art)#dc comics#dc#text#batman#bruce wayne#thomas wayne#martha wayne#fanart#art#my art#i like to imagine Baby Bruce as baby pubert from the Addams family sjsjsj
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