#I hate that damn chicken
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#I made this to cheer me up#sekiro#sekiro shadows die twice#genichiro ashina#isshin ashina#wolf sekiro#kuro#divine child#I hate that damn chicken#I haven’t skinned my knee in years and I did today#out there is a rock with my dna on it#got flogged the day before too#same leg#f my leg ig
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Ya no se si me gusta pero..... Hm... Nature.
#moral orel#orel puppington#moral orel fanart#clay puppington#angela puppington#my art#Yeah it's “Mama” by MCR... I can't help myself man#fun fact my grandma from my dad's side is named “Angela” too so#yep#I'm so DAMN tired shoot me#I'd like to take this moment to thank my girlfriend Marn for helping me with art tips#aka letting me copy her beautiful art hacks I lov you honeyy#💙💙💙💙💙💙#I'm going to EAT this brush and texture AUGHGJJDOIRORJ B RJ rips my face off#speaking of which#I miss you sm.....#all you need is love !!!1!! all you need is loveeeee#jesus christ sorry I'm annoying I'm in love guys <3333#mcr lyrics#also I'm looking at you you know who who said something about his stance 😭😭😭#okay shutting up#only for my girl te amo !1!!!1#bro's mom turned into a chicken 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥#yeah in spanish it sounds more romantic JAJAJAJJAjwkkeoeio4j3nneeio4i4k#moral orel makes me 😄🔫#I HATE CLAY'S HAIRLINE ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️
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#many days in the life of a trekkie#looks like an unhinged youtube thumbnail#you can't really tell but the customer in the background is getting their hair dyed and damn i wish it was as simple as waving a wand#love that data was functionally keiko's dad for this episode and the guy who matchmakerified keiko and miles in the first place#that's worf's chair! give it back or you will die a dishonorable death#they are the AmbASSadors of UN. HAPPY!#i can't decide which i hate more#context for the previous two: wtf will why were you such an uncomfy and cringefail dude in season 1#miles asks ben if they can keep the puppy subprogram he created & earnestly promises he'll take care of it (listen to the song pls thx)#IN BURGER HAT WE TRUST#was...was this similarity intentional? because obviously neither slays as hard as uhura did in these pics#parallels!riker looks like hereafter!superman from the justice league animated series you can't change my mind#star trek#ds9#star trek tos#star trek tng#star trek snw#philadelphia chickens is a good album overall but dog train is the better one i think#sandra boynton#data soong#keiko o'brien#william riker#miles o'brien#jadzia dax#benjamin sisko#julian bashir#kai winn#nyota uhura#spock#jean luc picard
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I have an unending hatred for those microwave dinners like why are the bbq ones the only ones that taste like anything
"spaghetti and meatballs" oh you mean starch noodles with tomato water and flavorless pieces of meat?
#AND THEN I END UP EATING MICROWAVE CHICKEN TENDERS FOR THE MILLIONS TIME IN A ROW#I HATE NOT BEING ABLE TO COOK. WHY DID THE ENTIRE KITCHEN HAVE TO NEED AN EMERGENCY REMODEL. WHY ARE WE SO OVERBOOKED THAT ITS NOT DONE YET.#IVE HAD NO KITCHEN SINCE APRIL FOOLS DAY. THATS 6 MONTHS. HALF A YEAR WITH NO KITCHEN. HALF A YEAR WITH FLAVORLESS MICROWAVE FOOD#LIKE YEAH ID PROBABLY STILL END UP EATING A LOT OF MICROWAVED STUFF CAUSE OF LIKE. DEPRESSION AND ALL THAT BUT I DON'T EVEN HAVE THE CHOICE!#AND WHEN I USED TO HAVE A KITCHEN I COULD ALSO ASK OME OF MY SISTERS TO COOK FOR ME BC ONE OF THEM ACTUALLY ENJOYS DOING THAT FOR PEOPLE#AND THE OTHER ONE IS JUST NICE TO ME WHEN SHE KNOWS IM TIRED. GOD I LOVE MY SISTERS. GOD I HATE HAVING NO KITCHEN.#AND I KNOW ITS NOT GONNA BE FIXED WITHIN THIS YEAR. AS MUCH AD MY DAD SAYS HES GONNA TRY TO I KNOW WE'RE GONNA KEEP BEING OVERBOOKED#AND EVEN WORSE! THE KITCHEN ISN'T THE ONLY ROOM MISSING! HALF THE HOUSE IS STORAGE RN FOR ALL THE STUFF THAT WAS KEPT IN THE KITCHEN!#PLUS THE ELECTRICAL IS BEING REDONE SO THERES LIKE MAYBE 3 WORKING OUTLETS IN THE WHOLE DAMN HOUSE. NONE OF WHICH ARE IN MY ROOM#hhhhhh anyways yeah sorry for the random rant i should probably put my ooc tag#ohio breaks the 4th wall#but ohio would probably also not like microwave dinners#rant
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#fucking hate that son of a bitch#if i miss this class because of him im gonna call him right back and yell at him#i do not give a fuck#i need to start saying no i need to start saying no#i wanted to. the worst part is that i wanted to.#i was so damn close but i chickened out. the hell. the one damn person i cant say no to.#this bird speaks
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Having the urge to draw this three, i could see them as a trio that is fricking chaotic and unstoppable... also brutal :)
#smiling psychopaths#smiling critters#art wip#i having the urge in wanting to punch Violent!Kickin–#i have a hate-love relationship of this damn chicken nugget–
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Uncle Jim... couldn’t be me. All these foster kids he gotta take care of... including his man. The Thailand government owes him checks. He gotta take care of his sisters child, she’s busy hoeing with limited profit (Been gone most of her child’s life, could have been married 3 times over with dead husbands, nothing to show for her work.) Now, coz coz gets his lil’ girlfriend pregnant Uncle Jim is at the pawn shop to do right, it ain’t his seed. His man, college graduate, a professional is at his door, homeless. That grill gate needs a security camera, Medeco lock, and a password. Should’ve called the show Moonlight Beer cause every time he’s stressed he gotta drink... The man can’t even light up a cigarette, it’s not cause of “bad influence “ either, it’s a habit he can’t afford to have cause he’s busy bailing out everyone. All the people that used this poor man... outside of his family as well. Change your name from Uncle Jim to Stranger Jim and buy that one way ticket to anywhere... solo. Jim your man is cute but you need rejuvenation time alone...
#moonlight chicken#I love the love story but run Uncle Jim#RUN#This man is the Red Cross and United Nations#Spoilers#BL series#poor uncle jim#Bless his heart for all he does#His nephew count 1 rude as hell#His sister count 2 I know he's bailed her out many times#Coz Coz count 3#Coz Baby Mama and child count 4 & 5 (I know he buyin' diapers)#Homeless boyfriend count 6#Dead ex boyfriend count 7 (left him to run business alone)#Dead ex boyfriend parents count 8 & 9 (Stole his money his half)#Greedy Landlord not paying for meals count 10#Current boyfriends ex man who hates you count 11 (cab chaperone)#Kaipa count 12... yes I'm counting crying on his shoulders in mourning#Nephews boyfriend count 13... The liquor lie that caused stress#I'm coming for everybody... Set Uncle Jim Free Damn It...#MethodToMyMadnessYemme
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i have a weird relationship with weight because i hated eating more than anything the moment i was ready for solids ( i hate chewing with my entire life always have & will ) which made me underweight for most of my life ( to this day ) & during late primary-middle school this made me actively suicidal because i felt like something was wrong with my sex because i just was not developing whatsoever prompting me to have a years long phase of trying to gain weight in any way i could ( #EPICFAIL by the way ) & i was already insecure but i felt seriously so unforgivably ugly after bullying not just at school but by adults of my entourage. but then i did in my late 15s which prompted the pendulum to swing in the other direction & suddenly i FREAKED OUT & thought well being skinny is pretty much all i have & know myself to be & clearly it is not going to last forever so i Better preserve it i was delusional about how skinny i thought i was actually i look stumpy & weird i have to prove myself. But now i am normal again kind of
#also i used to get beaten to finish my food nearly daily & it would take me forever to do that like literally hours with no exaggeration#just made me hate eating even more. now my technique is eating as fast as possible before i even realize how overwhelming#the sensory experience is & i can just be done with it VS the pain&dread of eating slowly -> disgust of Everything+hyperawareness#eating tightens my muscles like i hate it so fucking much catching the food putting it in my mouth CHEWING swallowing#what a damn chore#so i always liked cheese it was my “safe food” pretty much the only thing i liked#i even hated the foods autists usually like like fries & fried chicken meatballs ETC. HATED.#i was/am more of a soup & turning all my food into varieties of Slop kind of girl nothing hard for me please...#i experienced middle school during the like ♯Thick era of the world which was honestly a good thing like for The Populace#but i felt like killing myself because i felt like an unforgivable fugly genetic failure & people did not hesitate to let me know#anyway either way i would be unhappy caus if i did gain weight during puberty i would have a meltdown about all the Changes#so i feel content for the time being about only losing the fat in my face & getting age appropriate wrinkles really#trying to enjoy the privilege of thinness while i have it because it will not last forever 0_0 but that should not matter anyway...#the privilege of thinness: being way uglier than others & constantly looking like a gibbon dying of disease + no energy or strength ever#JK people are much MUCH nicer to thin people & they do things for me on account of looking physically incapable so um yay i guess#light at the end of the tunnel that is very significant in the grand scheme of things socially. ♯CountingMyBlessings#also i was raised on ♯HAES tumblr from 2014-2018 i truly believed in that & was so damn envious i was not curvy & beautiful LOL#so i never hated overweight people really i think for the most part the SJW tumblr values stuck with me#but now i know it depends on your base frame & genetics & there is no guarantee to what you choose to do (naturally) acceptance is peace#sorry for the gigantic Arse post i just needed to get that off my chest for a long time. not on here specifically just in general#oh & i am a ♯Grignoteuse but grignoter (grazing) is different from eating in my mind&body#& my insecurity was not a result of wanting to fit in really but kind of in the sense that i wanted people to stop berating me for my looks#like body wise only & also not understanding why every other girl looked like a girl blossoming into a woman#& i looked like i was transitioning to Malnourished (unsexed) Ape made worse by bein GNC.& like the need for control later on & erthang ETC
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I’m on an E-board for one of my colleges clubs. We had a huge drama with a similar club and they took all our members and just suck. I’m literally having nightmares about wth we are going to do and why the bad guys always win and why we always suffer in this life. It’s frustrating :((
#the president of that club is a white twink asshole#with a chicken little haircut#and my academic advisor is their club advisor and they brought her into the drama so I hate that hag too#I have a right to be pissed when that bitch called me out by name for no damn reason and belittled me and my friends#if Trevor was real I’d sic him on them#cannibalize that man T#I’m venting#none of this is real it’s all in Minecraft#cafa#cafa oc#times like these I’d die for t to be real and be my bf#they are the least diverse group of people too never seen so many white bitches in one room#the rage in my veins will kill me
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#chicken thoughts#god fucking damn it i spoke too much again#i said way too fucking much and now the only two people i really talk to frequently hate me#i fucking know they do#it is stupid to post a vent on tumblr but i have fuckall to lose#might as well at this point#fuck#vent
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The most torturous experience is knowing you have plenty of access to a good amount of the Hamilton's children correspondence through the Library of Congress, but their penmanship is such garbage and incomprehensible that I do not even want to try and transcribe half of it.
#I hate James's snd Phil's the most it looks like damn chicken scratch#There's also letters between Rebecca and Phil#I mean you'll find more visiting Columbia College but there's some you can just find on the LOC site#rambles
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it is 80F. with 85% humidity. at 9 pm. it is barely MAY summer is going to KILL ME
#poopeh.txt#i live in the southeastern united states#i hate to be hot#make it make sense#i just keep reminding myself#2 acres no mortgage no HOA#extended growing season and room for chickens and goats#honeysuckle and the wind in the pines#seasoned food#but gd whys it got to be so damn HOT
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My mom is watching the one-piece live action WITHOUT ME
#i havent watched much of one piece#but its the principal of the issue#especialy since she doesn't really like anime but is watching something anime influenced#anyways we're on ep 3#And she hates how luffy just puts food in his pockets#'Where'd he get that chicken wing? theres literally no chicken on that damn table'#one piece#one piece live action#live action one piece#my stuff#general#cicitalks
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whyyyyyyy do I associate my hair so closely with my gender presentation, brain please just let me cut it ffs
#I’ve wanted beautiful long hair all my life except it’s never looked like I wanted it to#it’s thinning at the top and keeping it long isn’t helping#I don’t do anything with it it’s just hanging there#and I’ll look up shorter hairstyles and spend hours looking up queer hair salons#and trying to muster the courage to just make the damn appointment#and then later I’ll chicken out and want to keep it long because it’s so ingrained in me that it’s more feminine#and fuck knows I don’t look or feel feminine enough even on a good day#also hate how every time I see ’we love gender affirming cuts’ on a salon’s website#but all their customer photos are either buzzcuts or that one lesbian ‘shag’ look and nothing else#those are great but I don’t want either of those#can’t gender affirming cuts be for longer styles too please#uuuugh#this is so stupid I so absurdly sensitive about my hair
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<- guy who can't seem to get a job EVER
#fucking HELL. damn damn damn damn damn. this accursed college. I really thought I had something this time.#yeah I know I shouldn't have counted my chickens but I've been putting in so much work and trying to make sure I knew how to do it#how to take over from my friend who's graduating out of the position! and her supervisor promised to take her recommendations#and prioritize people who already live here and HAHA NOPE some complete stranger gets the position instead. I hate this.#we're really falling at every single possible hurdle these days.#now if you'll excuse me I think I'm going to cry quietly for the foreseeable future.
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ugh just realized i have work on kaiba's bday =_= like i'll literally be gone all day bc commute is so long + shift is long ughu ghghghgjhdiegjeg
#auds talks#i fucking hate this training#i don't want t work with hot food#i hate that my boss can just completely fuck up my life on a god damn whim#i was a fucking sushi chef and now i'm i don't even know#fired everybody and only kept on like five of us#NO WARNING WHATSOEVER#and i'm only training 1 day a week so#even tho i technically still have a job i don't have the fucking paycheck#when i quit i am giving her a piece of my mind#i have worked with some shit restaurant owners before but she takes the cake#pretending she's all nice and shit when she's just nonconfrontational#she does not give a single fuck about anyone but her and her family#she'd feed her customers rancid chicken if it weren't for her workers knowing better#LITERALLY
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