#I hate my head

[primal-brat]

I deserve to be fucked after the day I've had.

Or, at least, to be carefully tended to in a bath, wrapped up in a soft towel, and cuddled while we watch Burn Notice and I cockwarm you or suck on your tits. Maybe some fingers in my hair if you feel like it.

[fox-talks]

mfers face when someone with BPD acts like they have BPD:

[sparklebootsandvans]

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[riotgrrlia]

[lilithadomania]

Me:*just chilling and drawing*

My mind:hey remember those very cringy fanfics you used to write when you were 9 or so?

Me, loosing will to live:.... Yes?

My mind:WANNA REMEMBER THE DETAILS?!

[thesociallyanxioussociopath]

Something something, living rent free in my mind and such, anyway I love them.

[loathsome-sickness]

"people show their true colours in life threatening situations" no, they show you what they act like when they're mortally terrified, an emotion notorious for literally turning your entire brain off to the point where people who go into those situations as a profession need to be literally trained on how to not have that happen

[angelfic]

annabeth and grover frantically submerging percy in water the way you’d put an iphone in a bowl of rice

[intercrusher]

yeowch

[starspilli]

dc cowboy doodles & wips !

[t3mpest98]

Oh yay time for my brain to start freaking out for no reason

[havenshereagain]

DPxDC Idea

Danny working at Wayne Enterprises as some sort of engineer, uses the in-house app for all his blueprints and stuff

He starts getting notes from a coworker in-app, and assumes its this annoying older guy in his department who constantly undermines him because of his age, despite his education and past achievements (i feel like in this AU the Fentons react well to the reveal and they work together on a number of non-lethal ecto inventions that have Danny's name attached to them)

Except one day his coworker mentions never using the app, and Danny suddenly realizes there's only one other TD he could've been arguing with in the notes of the app

[roboturner87]

I really feel like becoming a Halloween decoration.

[toruland]

so incredibly upset rn, literally over nothing

[sleepis4theweak]

Apparently when my younger brother was just born my mom found him napping with his blanket fully covering him, and she pulled back the sheet (worried he couldn't breathe or something) to find him fully awake staring at her. It scared the shit out of her and she still talks about it to this day lmao