#I guess he got a job?
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alissa-xyz · 2 years ago
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“I like you... 20 million...” 
“Ego, Mr. Nobody...”
“For your service...“
I mean... What was he expecting?
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chloesimaginationthings · 1 year ago
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FNAF Mikes and Vanessas talk about money struggles,,
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mkaylater · 4 months ago
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Welcome to House Cafe, please don't take too long with your order, the barista will pun your name.
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shirecorn · 5 months ago
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Tumblr keeps popping up to sell me ad free dashboard. But what it doesn't understand is that me and the ads have a sort of symbiosis at this point.
The guys from the fake gameplay trailers for a predatory mobile app are my blorbos
#the kings return to do WHAT?#oh my god they put him in a situation#last year he was solving fake puzzles and this year he is shooting hordes of zombies while trying to chokse#which gate that looks like all the other gates in all the other shooting hordes of zombies games#ooh whats my little phoenix wright up to?#begging to be drooled on by a giant cyclops with gianter boobs?#hell yeah you go little pheonix knight#endure or divorce! what will she pick! blond bimbo and boo monstersinc freeze to death in the cold water#my heart will go on#after their nasty dad ate all the food! the tragedy#oh heres another trailer with that same nasty dad! hes snorkling? where is my daccoon eyed woman WHAT THE FUC#SOMEONE POURED (POOP?) INTO HIS SNORKLE THATS SO TERRIBLE#theyre running away wherre is the bimbo oh its all frozen#everythign froze so fast and now nasty dad is in a winter coat and also changed his entire physique#now hes gathering logs now hes buikding a settlement#damn guess we know what happened after the divorce!#and thats how you know the winter log game is by the same company as (one of many) repair the house game#thry got nasty dad model#and he is GOING places#if yiu ever hear 'i finally found a game that is exactly what they show in the ads!' no you didnt#i would love to play the fat guy fighting a horse for the last drop of water#hes like me fr#but hes too busy building underground rooms with the hot chick who may or may not die#SPEAKING OF HOT CHICKS i love that game where you romance a level 10 babe#not a crook or informant thats her whole job description#level 10 babe#she cqn be romanced by picking her off the ground or by showing her money (which you dont have)#but the other guy does!#i wonder what halpens to her#oh good shes upgraded to mafia wife! good for her and she has some buns in the oven too she must be so happOH NO
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opikiquu · 7 months ago
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goobly goob gooberton
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atomicpirateperson · 27 days ago
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okay this is a very minor detail in "the inquisition" but i just realized it and it's kinda sweet??
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when they take the mask off rob, it flies way off-screen and is nowhere near him for the rest of the scene.
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but in the next scene, it's right beside him.
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this means at some point after he got knocked out, someone gave him his mask back!! isn't that nice!!
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st-hedge · 2 months ago
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I may be burned out but I can still use my skills for evil (making a Nya-ier emote for a friends server)
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sunlaire · 3 months ago
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I NEED a Belgica show, I need for more people to be unwell about danco and lecointe with me pleeeease
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ganondoodle · 5 months ago
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the company i work for decided that its switching from the german formal "You"(Sie) to the informal "you" (Du) in all of our websites so now we have to scour the entire database to change it and i quite frankly hate that, not just bc the unecessary extra work but especially bc its such a weird and unecessary change
i bet its bc everything here is getting englishfied (both literally and culturally it feels like, when my new boss talks its half in english bc every second german word is just replaced by an english one despite there being perfectly fine words for it in german too, its so annoying) and bc they want to sound more personal in hopes of getting more clients bc 'company is your fwiend uwu!!', i know this here is the amercian tm site so you wouldnt understand really but i do not want to be greeted with 'du' by companies, no, thats too personal, you dont know me and im not giving you my data, stay away!!
i guess thats how i would describe it .. the formal you is like a polite distance, like someone you dont know staying outside your personal space, but when its the informal 'you' it feels invasive unless i told you you can call me that, and that goes double for companies
maybe its a small thing that doesnt seem important but i cant stand it, im just a little part time worker doing data work so i got no say in it but the companies founder also announced hes giving his post to his kids some time ago so ...... since then theres been alot of changes and new projects that solely aim to imitate whats popular and whats done by other companies, despite ours being one that is, or used to be, intentionally different, like, that was the POINT, but i guess chasing trends is just too appealing for CEOs
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hyakunana · 5 months ago
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The Former Most Miserable Man That Ever Stepped in DGP is found saving the future with a shield and FIVE CHAINSAWS
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bright-eyes-strawberry-lies · 4 months ago
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Praying that Kronos-Possessed-Luke is as unhinged and sexy as Void!Stiles was.
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andy-clutterbuck · 1 year ago
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ComicBook.com - 2024
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tiredsurvivoronmain · 7 months ago
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somegrumpynerd · 19 hours ago
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-Okay but some of the fears that Color has are in fact the same fears that Nightmare has when it comes to Killer.
Like, Color is worried that Killer's so blindly loyal to Nightmare for whatever reason that he wouldn't even think of complaining if he hated it. And at the start that was something Nightmare probably expected. His henchmen should be loyal and obedient and not ask questions nor complain. But now, after years of learning and bonding and softening up significantly he wonders sometimes if that's still the case.
Nightmare knows Killer well, perhaps better than most, but he's not exactly an open book. Especially when it comes to his own wants or needs. More often than not when he makes a request it's intentionally silly or unreasonable for laughs, like asking if they can take Dust to the nearest pet store and try to trade him in. Very rarely does he want something strong enough to make it known, both to himself and others, like asking to keep the first cat he found.
So.
If he hated this. If he truly struggled and fought and agonised with himself about the position he's in and the work he's doing and the life he leads.
Would he say it? Would he realise that was how he felt? Would he even consider saying no was an option?
If Nightmare asked him to do something he really genuinely did not want to, would he just do it anyway because he doesn't believe he has a choice in the matter?
The only way of finding out (besides making a blatantly difficult request of him, which Nightmare is not willing to do) is to simply wait and trust that Killer will tell him if something is wrong. Which... is not exactly foolproof or easy.
But it's part of why Nightmare hates to be around Color too much, because deep down he's more than a little worried that Color could be right and he doesn't know how to fix it.
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7-7-cherry · 7 months ago
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HBD Dice <3 <3 <3
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patolemus · 2 months ago
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Oooh, ✨️ please
Hehe so I've talked a lot about this one but it's basically Stiles going back in time to before the Hale House fire, featuring younger starstruck Derek and older weary and depressed Stiles who's a badass spark at the cost of his sanity and also most of his friends lmao. Here's your three sentences!
Stiles swallows thickly. The day he trusts the word of a hunter again is the day he gets an arrow sticking to his back.
If Kate sees a chance, she will shoot and then laugh at the body. Which is why Stiles is following her in the first place.
He’ll kill her before she can even think of putting her finger on the trigger, and he’ll enjoy every second of it.
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