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deityofhearts · 3 months ago

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it pisses me off when rich people give the worst/cheapest gifts they can for birthdays and holidays like listen here you mr krabs ass bitch stop being cheap

#deity dialogue #stopping by the hallmark on my birthday and leaving me in the card so you can buy me my birthday ‘gifts’ on my birthday #know what I got? A shitty charm with my initial on it and two small santa shaped chocolates I was so mad #for Christmas he would give my sisters and I $20 gift cards and since my bday is in December they’d combine my gifts yall what I got extra?#I got $5.#you mother fucker like I understand when we were kids shit was tough you weren’t rich yet but :|#you got rich #meanwhile I was working making $7.25 an hour at a dollar tree and still did my best to give your kids $50 each for the holidays #your wife at the time gave us shit from her mlm as gifts like. maam you are a rich only child you could have afforded better gifts #I don’t feel bad for sounding. ungrateful btw these people had plenty of money to make an effort like everyone else made an effort for their #gifts ::#:/#I think it’s also the fact that no one in my family really liked me added to why I consistently got like shit tier gifts im ngl

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ivyblooms · 2 months ago

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The funniest homophobia I ever experienced was a Mormon lady at my work telling me she would accept me being gay because we have to get along as coworkers but I really should consider not being gay because gay people have sex like animals (especially gay men) and she just couldn't stop thinking about it and how gross we are. She started really getting distressed, near tears, and saying 'I can't stop thinking about it. I can't stop." over and over and miming some kind of sex acts with her hands and I was like ?????? What is happening???? One of the other Mormon ladies had to come over and pat her on the back and help her sit down to help her calm down and our boss gave her the afternoon off due to being too upset to work.

#I worked with her for 5 years and I never got over this moment it was like she was in some kind of gay sex trance?????

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badolmen · 1 year ago

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People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.

For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.

The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.

So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.

Edit: if you are able, use $5 you would otherwise use for a streaming subscription to donate to a GazaFunds campaign.

#edit: go to https://gazafunds.org/ and donate $5 you would otherwise spend on streaming services on a campaign!#ra speaks #piracy #media piracy #pirate to make hondo ohnaka proud #obligatory ‘don’t fucking pirate small authors/artists works wtf dude’ statement.#anyone who’s seen my media bitching before knows I’m a hype man for indie films this ain’t about them #this is about corporate streaming services killing physical media bc sales numbers are less impressive than number of streams #edit: USAmericans stop telling me to buy DVDs and blurays at Walmart. think outside your borders for a hot sec. fun thought exercise.#your experiences are not universal #edit: WHO GOT THIS TO 100k. I JUST WANT TO TALK (this post is my second to hit 100k woahg.)#in other news: fix your fucking posture. drink some fucking water. and go the fuck to bed if it’s late bc it’s for me rn. peace and light.

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erzvolnes · 6 months ago

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#please do rb this btw i know like 5% of you at most know my name #but even when im sure i know somebody's name i have to check to make sure #bc if i got it wrong id have to go missing #so im curious if anybody actually knows who anyone else is or if we're all just going by url

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tyrannosarahsrex8 · 2 months ago

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Welcome to the “whoops! I accidentally started got manipulated into starting the apocalypse!” Club. Members being Jonathan Sims and Mable Pines. They’re both ✨traumatised✨

Bonus comic

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cubbyhole-for-flea-bee · 4 months ago

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Macaque spent the whole season Big-Damn-Hero-ing and was NOT happy about it xD

#lmk season 5 spoilers #lmk spoilers #lmk season 5 #lego monkie kid #lmk #macaque #liu'er mihou #six eared macaque #sun wukong #monkey king #qi xiaotian #mk #li jing #anyone else find it interesting that in english the 'macaque' part of his name comes first #but in chinese the 'six-ears' part comes first? so the way he's called by name in the different dubs has slightly different vibes #i can't quantify 'em tho :/ am not a vibeologist #Macaque was this season's biggest GOAT #like he's very petty about it but he cares about mk and swk SO. MUCH.#(well ok the petty is mostly aimed at swk)#which: fair #POV: everything is going to shit and you are currently the only celestial monkey NOT being re-traumatized or gaslight by celestial beings #macaque's gonna start rolling up to beach parties with a shirt that says:#I Saved The Monkey King's Arse Several Times And All I Got Was An Almost-Hand-Holding-Moment And This Stupid Shirt #MK NOOOOOOOOO #im a fucking wreck that's their KID. he's their BOY. their little BRO HE'S THEIR KID OKAY AND THEY LOVE HIM ENOUGH TO FISTFIGHT THE GODS #which i guess is a little easier since they can win those fights actually #not explicitly shadowpeach #but oh it is there. lurking. waiting to strike #lion king reference! :D

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xshinina · 2 years ago

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*Married life playing in the background

This idea was probably funnier in my head

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lotus-pear · 1 month ago

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he's so crazy we can't take him anywhere 😭🤣

#how atlus felt making the black mask design by far the most visually disturbing horrific thing witnessed by human eyes #what the FUCK is he wearing. what is that fucking OIL SPILL #didnt even BOTHER looking up a reference bc it was so hideous i didnt want to see it again.#“a persona users outfit reflects their desires and the manifestation of their persona” IS LOKI SUPPOSED TO BE A FUCKING ZEBRA???????????????#I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE THEY DID HIM SO DIRTY #ONLY GOOD THING ABT HIS OUTFIT IS THE SEXY SERRATED SWORD THAT COMES WITH IT #anyway i genuinely dont give a fuck if this isnt the canon design i refuse to draw that one #there is no way this bitch was the one behind all the mental shutdowns he looks like he cant even hold a sword 😭😭 stupid femboy twink😭😭#anyway i digress i loved watching his sanity rapidly deteriorate as he got the deer in headlights stare when he looked at you #anyway akechi flopped with this one 0/10 don't come back like this again #imagine dying in this fit not even the flames of hell would burn hotter than my unadultered rage 💀💀#persona 5 #persona 5 royal #p5 #p5r #goro akechi #akechi goro #lotus draws

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chloesimaginationthings · 3 months ago

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I can’t wait to see mangle in the FNAF 2 movie,,

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jhonnyhotbody · 2 months ago

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How u one of the strongest in DC but loose to ADHD?

#Universe ended due to a speedster daydreaming #You can't be mad at an unfortunate person #Therefore it is okay if they blew up a city 🙏#This was made 5 months ago and I just got lazy to post it #Or I just forgot #We all have a speedster in ourselves #the flash #wally west #bart allen #barry allen #Procrastinated

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baradragon · 10 months ago

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give me the state if you're comfy and what languages were offered

#i got curious cause i went to a big international studies HS #we had 5 languages #spanish french german japanese and latin #this was in central florida btw

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cidnangarlond · 4 months ago

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#putting this here in case anyone decides to go looking for more info about my particular guy here #1) soccer player 2) gay 3) started for italy met and got engaged to his future husband while there and adopted a girl #4) ends up spending the rest of his life in germany bc he got traded but he WAS able to get gay married there #because it's legal in germany and not italy. ENGAGED FOR LIKE 15 YEARS BTW!!!!!#5) husband dies at 110 and then my guy dies 7 years later also at the age of 110 #6) I don't want to start a new life in the game because I played as him for hours and don't have the heart to wipe the slate clean #yusuf yacob you will always be famous. to me. sorry for making your penis injury gain interest #and sorry your mother died after being charged by a hippo

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kyri45 · 28 days ago

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I saw this image while practicing drawing monkeys the other day and now with MK getting babyifyed all I can think of is him clinging onto Wukong or Macaque like this LOL