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Your car spies on you and rats you out to insurance companies
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Another characteristically brilliant Kashmir Hill story for The New York Times reveals another characteristically terrible fact about modern life: your car secretly records fine-grained telemetry about your driving and sells it to data-brokers, who sell it to insurers, who use it as a pretext to gouge you on premiums:
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/11/technology/carmakers-driver-tracking-insurance.html
Almost every car manufacturer does this: Hyundai, Nissan, Ford, Chrysler, etc etc:
https://www.repairerdrivennews.com/2020/09/09/ford-state-farm-ford-metromile-honda-verisk-among-insurer-oem-telematics-connections/
This is true whether you own or lease the car, and it's separate from the "black box" your insurer might have offered to you in exchange for a discount on your premiums. In other words, even if you say no to the insurer's carrot â a surveillance-based discount â they've got a stick in reserve: buying your nonconsensually harvested data on the open market.
I've always hated that saying, "If you're not paying for the product, you're the product," the reason being that it posits decent treatment as a customer reward program, like the little ramekin warm nuts first class passengers get before takeoff. Companies don't treat you well when you pay them. Companies treat you well when they fear the consequences of treating you badly.
Take Apple. The company offers Ios users a one-tap opt-out from commercial surveillance, and more than 96% of users opted out. Presumably, the other 4% were either confused or on Facebook's payroll. Apple â and its army of cultists â insist that this proves that our world's woes can be traced to cheapskate "consumers" who expected to get something for nothing by using advertising-supported products.
But here's the kicker: right after Apple blocked all its rivals from spying on its customers, it began secretly spying on those customers! Apple has a rival surveillance ad network, and even if you opt out of commercial surveillance on your Iphone, Apple still secretly spies on you and uses the data to target you for ads:
https://pluralistic.net/2022/11/14/luxury-surveillance/#liar-liar
Even if you're paying for the product, you're still the product â provided the company can get away with treating you as the product. Apple can absolutely get away with treating you as the product, because it lacks the historical constraints that prevented Apple â and other companies â from treating you as the product.
As I described in my McLuhan lecture on enshittification, tech firms can be constrained by four forces:
I. Competition
II. Regulation
III. Self-help
IV. Labor
https://pluralistic.net/2024/01/30/go-nuts-meine-kerle/#ich-bin-ein-bratapfel
When companies have real competitors â when a sector is composed of dozens or hundreds of roughly evenly matched firms â they have to worry that a maltreated customer might move to a rival. 40 years of antitrust neglect means that corporations were able to buy their way to dominance with predatory mergers and pricing, producing today's inbred, Habsburg capitalism. Apple and Google are a mobile duopoly, Google is a search monopoly, etc. It's not just tech! Every sector looks like this:
https://www.openmarketsinstitute.org/learn/monopoly-by-the-numbers
Eliminating competition doesn't just deprive customers of alternatives, it also empowers corporations. Liberated from "wasteful competition," companies in concentrated industries can extract massive profits. Think of how both Apple and Google have "competitively" arrived at the same 30% app tax on app sales and transactions, a rate that's more than 1,000% higher than the transaction fees extracted by the (bloated, price-gouging) credit-card sector:
https://pluralistic.net/2023/06/07/curatorial-vig/#app-tax
But cartels' power goes beyond the size of their warchest. The real source of a cartel's power is the ease with which a small number of companies can arrive at â and stick to â a common lobbying position. That's where "regulatory capture" comes in: the mobile duopoly has an easier time of capturing its regulators because two companies have an easy time agreeing on how to spend their app-tax billions:
https://pluralistic.net/2022/06/05/regulatory-capture/
Apple â and Google, and Facebook, and your car company â can violate your privacy because they aren't constrained regulation, just as Uber can violate its drivers' labor rights and Amazon can violate your consumer rights. The tech cartels have captured their regulators and convinced them that the law doesn't apply if it's being broken via an app:
https://pluralistic.net/2023/04/18/cursed-are-the-sausagemakers/#how-the-parties-get-to-yes
In other words, Apple can spy on you because it's allowed to spy on you. America's last consumer privacy law was passed in 1988, and it bans video-store clerks from leaking your VHS rental history. Congress has taken no action on consumer privacy since the Reagan years:
https://www.eff.org/tags/video-privacy-protection-act
But tech has some special enshittification-resistant characteristics. The most important of these is interoperability: the fact that computers are universal digital machines that can run any program. HP can design a printer that rejects third-party ink and charge $10,000/gallon for its own colored water, but someone else can write a program that lets you jailbreak your printer so that it accepts any ink cartridge:
https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2020/11/ink-stained-wretches-battle-soul-digital-freedom-taking-place-inside-your-printer
Tech companies that contemplated enshittifying their products always had to watch over their shoulders for a rival that might offer a disenshittification tool and use that as a wedge between the company and its customers. If you make your website's ads 20% more obnoxious in anticipation of a 2% increase in gross margins, you have to consider the possibility that 40% of your users will google "how do I block ads?" Because the revenue from a user who blocks ads doesn't stay at 100% of the current levels â it drops to zero, forever (no user ever googles "how do I stop blocking ads?").
The majority of web users are running an ad-blocker:
https://doc.searls.com/2023/11/11/how-is-the-worlds-biggest-boycott-doing/
Web operators made them an offer ("free website in exchange for unlimited surveillance and unfettered intrusions") and they made a counteroffer ("how about 'nah'?"):
https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2019/07/adblocking-how-about-nah
Here's the thing: reverse-engineering an app â or any other IP-encumbered technology â is a legal minefield. Just decompiling an app exposes you to felony prosecution: a five year sentence and a $500k fine for violating Section 1201 of the DMCA. But it's not just the DMCA â modern products are surrounded with high-tech tripwires that allow companies to invoke IP law to prevent competitors from augmenting, recongifuring or adapting their products. When a business says it has "IP," it means that it has arranged its legal affairs to allow it to invoke the power of the state to control its customers, critics and competitors:
https://locusmag.com/2020/09/cory-doctorow-ip/
An "app" is just a web-page skinned in enough IP to make it a crime to add an ad-blocker to it. This is what Jay Freeman calls "felony contempt of business model" and it's everywhere. When companies don't have to worry about users deploying self-help measures to disenshittify their products, they are freed from the constraint that prevents them indulging the impulse to shift value from their customers to themselves.
Apple owes its existence to interoperability â its ability to clone Microsoft Office's file formats for Pages, Numbers and Keynote, which saved the company in the early 2000s â and ever since, it has devoted its existence to making sure no one ever does to Apple what Apple did to Microsoft:
https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2019/06/adversarial-interoperability-reviving-elegant-weapon-more-civilized-age-slay
Regulatory capture cuts both ways: it's not just about powerful corporations being free to flout the law, it's also about their ability to enlist the law to punish competitors that might constrain their plans for exploiting their workers, customers, suppliers or other stakeholders.
The final historical constraint on tech companies was their own workers. Tech has very low union-density, but that's in part because individual tech workers enjoyed so much bargaining power due to their scarcity. This is why their bosses pampered them with whimsical campuses filled with gourmet cafeterias, fancy gyms and free massages: it allowed tech companies to convince tech workers to work like government mules by flattering them that they were partners on a mission to bring the world to its digital future:
https://pluralistic.net/2023/09/10/the-proletarianization-of-tech-workers/
For tech bosses, this gambit worked well, but failed badly. On the one hand, they were able to get otherwise powerful workers to consent to being "extremely hardcore" by invoking Fobazi Ettarh's spirit of "vocational awe":
https://www.inthelibrarywiththeleadpipe.org/2018/vocational-awe/
On the other hand, when you motivate your workers by appealing to their sense of mission, the downside is that they feel a sense of mission. That means that when you demand that a tech worker enshittifies something they missed their mother's funeral to deliver, they will experience a profound sense of moral injury and refuse, and that worker's bargaining power means that they can make it stick.
Or at least, it did. In this era of mass tech layoffs, when Google can fire 12,000 workers after a $80b stock buyback that would have paid their wages for the next 27 years, tech workers are learning that the answer to "I won't do this and you can't make me" is "don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out" (AKA "sharpen your blades boys"):
https://techcrunch.com/2022/09/29/elon-musk-texts-discovery-twitter/
With competition, regulation, self-help and labor cleared away, tech firms â and firms that have wrapped their products around the pluripotently malleable core of digital tech, including automotive makers â are no longer constrained from enshittifying their products.
And that's why your car manufacturer has chosen to spy on you and sell your private information to data-brokers and anyone else who wants it. Not because you didn't pay for the product, so you're the product. It's because they can get away with it.
Cars are enshittified. The dozens of chips that auto makers have shoveled into their car design are only incidentally related to delivering a better product. The primary use for those chips is autoenshittification â access to legal strictures ("IP") that allows them to block modifications and repairs that would interfere with the unfettered abuse of their own customers:
https://pluralistic.net/2023/07/24/rent-to-pwn/#kitt-is-a-demon
The fact that it's a felony to reverse-engineer and modify a car's software opens the floodgates to all kinds of shitty scams. Remember when Bay Staters were voting on a ballot measure to impose right-to-repair obligations on automakers in Massachusetts? The only reason they needed to have the law intervene to make right-to-repair viable is that Big Car has figured out that if it encrypts its diagnostic messages, it can felonize third-party diagnosis of a car, because decrypting the messages violates the DMCA:
https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2013/11/drm-cars-will-drive-consumers-crazy
Big Car figured out that VIN locking â DRM for engine components and subassemblies â can felonize the production and the installation of third-party spare parts:
https://pluralistic.net/2022/05/08/about-those-kill-switched-ukrainian-tractors/
The fact that you can't legally modify your car means that automakers can go back to their pre-2008 ways, when they transformed themselves into unregulated banks that incidentally manufactured the cars they sold subprime loans for. Subprime auto loans â over $1t worth! â absolutely relies on the fact that borrowers' cars can be remotely controlled by lenders. Miss a payment and your car's stereo turns itself on and blares threatening messages at top volume, which you can't turn off. Break the lease agreement that says you won't drive your car over the county line and it will immobilize itself. Try to change any of this software and you'll commit a felony under Section 1201 of the DMCA:
https://pluralistic.net/2021/04/02/innovation-unlocks-markets/#digital-arm-breakers
Tesla, naturally, has the most advanced anti-features. Long before BMW tried to rent you your seat-heater and Mercedes tried to sell you a monthly subscription to your accelerator pedal, Teslas were demon-haunted nightmare cars. Miss a Tesla payment and the car will immobilize itself and lock you out until the repo man arrives, then it will blare its horn and back itself out of its parking spot. If you "buy" the right to fully charge your car's battery or use the features it came with, you don't own them â they're repossessed when your car changes hands, meaning you get less money on the used market because your car's next owner has to buy these features all over again:
https://pluralistic.net/2023/07/28/edison-not-tesla/#demon-haunted-world
And all this DRM allows your car maker to install spyware that you're not allowed to remove. They really tipped their hand on this when the R2R ballot measure was steaming towards an 80% victory, with wall-to-wall scare ads that revealed that your car collects so much information about you that allowing third parties to access it could lead to your murder (no, really!):
https://pluralistic.net/2020/09/03/rip-david-graeber/#rolling-surveillance-platforms
That's why your car spies on you. Because it can. Because the company that made it lacks constraint, be it market-based, legal, technological or its own workforce's ethics.
One common critique of my enshittification hypothesis is that this is "kind of sensible and normal" because "thereâs something off in the consumer mindset that weâve come to believe that the internet should provide us with amazing products, which bring us joy and happiness and we spend hours of the day on, and should ask nothing back in return":
https://freakonomics.com/podcast/how-to-have-great-conversations/
What this criticism misses is that this isn't the companies bargaining to shift some value from us to them. Enshittification happens when a company can seize all that value, without having to bargain, exploiting law and technology and market power over buyers and sellers to unilaterally alter the way the products and services we rely on work.
A company that doesn't have to fear competitors, regulators, jailbreaking or workers' refusal to enshittify its products doesn't have to bargain, it can take. It's the first lesson they teach you in the Darth Vader MBA: "I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further":
https://pluralistic.net/2023/10/26/hit-with-a-brick/#graceful-failure
Your car spying on you isn't down to your belief that your carmaker "should provide you with amazing products, which brings your joy and happiness you spend hours of the day on, and should ask nothing back in return." It's not because you didn't pay for the product, so now you're the product. It's because they can get away with it.
The consequences of this spying go much further than mere insurance premium hikes, too. Car telemetry sits at the top of the funnel that the unbelievably sleazy data broker industry uses to collect and sell our data. These are the same companies that sell the fact that you visited an abortion clinic to marketers, bounty hunters, advertisers, or vengeful family members pretending to be one of those:
https://pluralistic.net/2022/05/07/safegraph-spies-and-lies/#theres-no-i-in-uterus
Decades of pro-monopoly policy led to widespread regulatory capture. Corporate cartels use the monopoly profits they extract from us to pay for regulatory inaction, allowing them to extract more profits.
But when it comes to privacy, that period of unchecked corporate power might be coming to an end. The lack of privacy regulation is at the root of so many problems that a pro-privacy movement has an unstoppable constituency working in its favor.
At EFF, we call this "privacy first." Whether you're worried about grifters targeting vulnerable people with conspiracy theories, or teens being targeted with media that harms their mental health, or Americans being spied on by foreign governments, or cops using commercial surveillance data to round up protesters, or your car selling your data to insurance companies, passing that long-overdue privacy legislation would turn off the taps for the data powering all these harms:
https://www.eff.org/wp/privacy-first-better-way-address-online-harms
Traditional economics fails because it thinks about markets without thinking about power. Monopolies lead to more than market power: they produce regulatory capture, power over workers, and state capture, which felonizes competition through IP law. The story that our problems stem from the fact that we just don't spend enough money, or buy the wrong products, only makes sense if you willfully ignore the power that corporations exert over our lives. It's nice to think that you can shop your way out of a monopoly, because that's a lot easier than voting your way out of a monopoly, but no matter how many times you vote with your wallet, the cartels that control the market will always win:
https://pluralistic.net/2024/03/05/the-map-is-not-the-territory/#apor-locksmith
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If you'd like an essay-formatted version of this post to read or share, here's a link to it on pluralistic.net, my surveillance-free, ad-free, tracker-free blog:
https://pluralistic.net/2024/03/12/market-failure/#car-wars
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HELLO, I was seeing that you were open to requests and I've had this in my head for a long time and I would really like to see something about this, a reader who has a huge scar on his face that is literally ugly, they got it as a child, apart from the fact that it shows part of the teeth of how serious it was and for this reason the reader wears a mask for fear of being told things about them face, I'm sorry if it's something explicit just that sometimes I feel like I don't explain myself
Reader with a scar - Luffy & Penguin
Content: reader is referred to as a âguyâ and a âdudeâ, reader wears a face mask, can be read as platonic, face scarring due to a past accident not specified, fluff and reassurance, a few mentions of Shachi in Penguin's part.
Notes* Hey there! There wasn't a character specified for this ask, so I chose two that I'm less experienced with to write out this prompt with :) male reader because of the pronouns used in the ask! I got really interested in this prompt right away and wrote it immediately upon receiving the ask and absolutely had to post it now so I apologize if the formatting is wonky! I'm on mobile haha
Luffy
When you first met Strawhat Luffy, it was while he was stopped at your home island along his grand adventure
You'd never really paid much attention to pirates and their lives- you had your own to live and figure out anyway
But as you and Luffy became closer- first as acquaintances, then as temporary allies, and then as friends as he boldly declared it in a short amount of time, you started to really like the guy
He'd only asked you about the mask you wore once. But the second you tried to answer him, he was distracted by dinner. After that, it was if he'd forgotten all about his question
It was kind of nice that way, not needing to worry about constant pestering or comments about it
Luffy truly didn't give a shit what you wore on your face at all. He cared about you (and your food, of course)
Luffy had a way of making you feel as if you could trust him to see your face. What you've kept hidden for most of your life, after a terrible accident had, in your opinion, ruined your life
But Luffy's care for you was unlike anything you've ever felt before. Luffy made you feel safe, protected, and just a little anxious at how willing he was to throw himself in harm's way to help you, the appointed new friend
One evening, you decide that you do in fact want to talk to him about your past. It's a decision you've been thinking over for a while, but actually getting up and moving to Luffy's room is such a sudden action, and then you're suddenly seeking him out in the dead of night on his ship to tell him about your scar.
The Thousand Sunny was still docked peacefully at the edge of the south side of your island, where you had originally met them what felt like so long ago. In reality, it had only been about a week since the Strawhats arrived, and yet it felt like so much longer in the chaos.
Their gangplank was pulled up, but before you could start trying to climb the ship's side, you spot Luffy out on the deck- evident by the straw hat on his head.
You call out his name, and he turns right away. With a grin quickly spreading on his face, he hops off the sunny and onto the grassy island floor. He calls your name happily.
âWhat are you doing over here? Is something wrong?â He asks.
You tell him it's not that, and he picks up on your unease.
âWell, what is it? It's hard to tell but you look like something's bothering you. Are you hungry?â
You shake your head, and you begin to explain. You tell him about your accident, about how your face was scarred and disfigured. You tell him about your upbringing, how hard it was to fit in with the other kids while you looked like that.
You can feel yourself getting emotional. Luffy can hear it in your voice, too. He calls your name in a stern tone- one he only seems to use when he gets serious.
âListen, I don't care about all that crap.â He speaks. And though his words are blunt, you know he means them in the best way.
âI like you. You're a really nice guy, and you fight really well. So what else matters? You think I care if you've got a scar on your face?â
He stares at you, and you feel it in the center of your chest.
âYou should feel free to do whatever you want! If you want to wear your mask then that's fine. But if you don't, then take it off! And if people don't like it, that's their problem! If they don't want to get to know you because of what your face looks like, then they're the ones that are missing out!â
You can feel tears in your eyes. There's something about the way Luffy says- no, declares it so passionately that leaves no doubt in your mind of his pure fondness for you.
Through your tears, you can see Luffy's smile, and your heart soars.
Penguin
You'd been a Heart Pirate for a short amount of time, but somehow you had made quick friends with many people on the Polar Tang- one of them being the man who called himself, âPenguinâ with the hat to prove it
There was something about him that was so easy to click with. Maybe it was your shared sense of humor, or the fact that you found it hilarious watching him and his partner in crime Shachi get into trouble for pulling pranks around your Captain (for the millionth time)
You weren't the only person on the crew who wore a full face mask, either. So while he was curious and questioned it in the beginning, one word from you to leave it alone and he backed off. Surprisingly.
Still, you definitely caught him eyeing you at times. The urge to pull the mask off your face to see what you were hiding was strong in him, but you two were friends and he wouldn't do that to you
One evening, Shachi had been pressing you just a little too much about the matter and he'd said, âWhat, are you ugly or something under there?â
Which earned a swift smack to the back of his head from Penguin, chastising him for saying something that insensitive
He'd noticed the way your teeth clenched, how tense you got. It had obviously hit home, and he made Shachi apologize for his rude joke right then and there
After that though, he found himself wondering why. Why did you think you were ugly? What were you hiding? Did you actually have a reason to be insecure, or was it something more?
He cared about you. He didn't want you to feel like you couldn't be yourself around them- the Heart Pirates were your family now, and a proper family didn't hurt each other for something so miniscule.
You had gotten over the comment, but Penguin had already begun his mission.
It was late into the evening. The chores were done for the day, and Penguin wanted to catch you before you went to bed. He wasn't really sure what he was gonna do or say, but he knew he wanted to address it before the worry drove him to insomnia.
He searches the halls for you and eventually finds you in the common room. He calls your name cheerfully, thankful that you're alone here- at least for the time being.
You greet Penguin, looking up from what you'd been doing. He takes a seat nearby and starts to make idle chatter, asking you about your day, telling you a bit of gossip, smiling when he gets you to laugh.
Then he clears his throat and switches gears, moving on to the conversation he really came here for.
âSo, uh⌠There was something I wanted to talk to you about.â
You watch him fidget for a minute. He's not good with feelings at all, and he's trying to figure out how to bring this up without accidentally offending you. Eventually, he finds the words.
âSo⌠About what Shachi said a while back. I was kinda worried about it.â
You quickly assure him that it was fine, that Shachi apologized and he only meant it as an, albeit bad, joke.
âYeah, but⌠I don't know. It looked like it really bothered you. I hope you don't think that, like, we would think you're ugly or something! Whatever you look like under there, you're still the same cool dude we know. Nothing would change that. I guess I just wanted to say that.â Penguin shrugs.
You're not sure what to say to that. Your initial reaction is bitter- to insist that actually they would think you're ugly if they could see your face. But something stops you, and you get stuck just choking on your words.
âLook, I'm just saying, it bothers me to think that you don't like the way you look. I'm not saying you have to show me your face or anything, but just⌠If you choose to take your mask off one day, I hope you know that we'd love you all the same. You'll always be our family, no matter what you look like.â
You nod, because it's all you can bring yourself to do in the moment. It's nice, hearing that reassurance.
Penguin quickly changes the subject to try and dissipate the tension in the room made by the serious conversation, going on about something stupid Shachi had done that got him into some shit with the Captain earlier, which makes you laugh.
His words stick to your heart -You'll always be our family, no matter what you look like- and you know that when you do decide to show yourself to them, that you'll be alright.
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can you write a Dezrend x fem shapeshifter unicorn! Reader where reader is in their unicorn form and is frolicking around a field then Dezrend finds reader, noncons, then over stims reader until reader is dumbed out and enjoys it?
Oh fuck YESS OMFG
MINORS DNI!
F!Unicorm Reader x M!Dragon OC!
CW: F!reader, reader has a vagina, reader referred to as she/her, reader and oc are shaeshifters basically furry?(theyâre like legit animals i never know how to tag this XD), ML has 3 peens, inhuman anatomy, NON-CON, dumbification, monster fucking but theyâre in humanoid form eventually, massive size difference and kink, stomach bulge, p in v, p in b, dacryphilia, cervix fucking, furry?(we are a unicorn fucking a dragon LOL), also idk if horses have clits i donât really wanna know tbh so please donât correct me if not XD we are a unicorn so just pretend, reader has long hair, cumflation, creampie,
Your beautiful mane flows around you as you canter through a field of little round white flowers, in a deep green forest clearing. You felt safe concealed by a deep fog. The flowers stalks tickle your strong legs as you hop over them. You giggle and prance, stopping only to roll onto your back in them for a minute. When you look up and see a dark and terribly massive dragonâs shadow flying overhead.
You flip back onto your powerful hooves as fast as you can, but when you look back, you watch as the dragons slit pupils meet yours through a break in the ground clouds in a snap. Itâs too late, itâs already aware of you.
Youâre frozen, staring into those black slits as they get closer swiftly crashing onto land before you. The dragonâs wind blows all of the flowers over, clears the fog, and its gargantuan body crushes a portion of the field beneath it. Itâs hands and feet crush more as it approaches you.
Frighteningly, the ground shakes with each step, and so do your legs.
A scaley, taloned finger as big as your body meets your chin and tilts your face up, youâre snorting in fear and you finally regain some mobility shifting weight from hoofed leg to hoofed leg. Wind kicks up around you and the field as the mighty creature shrinks itself to only just bigger than you.
You donât mean to but you look in between itâs legs (which to your credit, is just slightly below your eye level), there are three very gigantic, weeping cocks hanging down.
Your eyes widen in even more horror and you fall onto your equine ass trying to back up to get away. You roll over and try to run, but your hooves slip against the morningdew-damp foliage and pull at the roots, tripping you more and not letting you stand. You thought you would get eaten! Not that!!
youre prone and exposed for him, and he takes advantage, pouncing on you in an instant. Your panic swells, the blood pounding in your ears, you buck wildly.
You feel the things slither between your legs. Theyâre wet and they rub you down your slit as he mounts you. Two tips pierce your entrances, and it is already the worst pain youâve ever experienced, you winnie, air puffing out of your nostrils in little clouds, and your front hooves are desperately try to pull yourself up, trying to get you away.
âLittle Unicorn, legendary, but so weak.â He pushes all the way in, you feel your vagina stretch to accommodate his size, and your stomach bulges onto the ground beneath your laying form. You canât breath! Youâre so absolutely stuffed you canât get air, and your head spins. You see the blue sky blackening.
His third hefty and hot cock slithers over your stuffed cunt, rubbing you deliciously with a mind of its own. It thickly heats up your entire being with every minuscule movement of the dragon adjusting.
You feel like you might pass out, breathing in and in and in but getting no air, until you feel a sudden tearing on your left flank and winnie louder, now able to breathe once more.
The pain is sharp, searing even. You turn your head enough to see that his talons have raked into your previously unmarred flesh. Fat tears fall down your gorgeous snout. Youâll have those scars for the rest of your life, however short that may be now.
âHah! Cry, little legend!â His hips thrust, forcing his dicks deeper inside you, they stretch your gummy walls and feel as though theyâre tearing you apart. His heavy dragon balls slap underneath you and amplify these stirring hot feelings in your core. A wailing moan leaves you as your body starts to accept him.
Two front hooves dig into the dirt, the flowers around you bend this way and that peacefully in the breezes as they ignore your peril. Your back hooves are practically crushed beneath the weight of this creature. He starts to slide in and out of you, picking up more speed as he does.
His hips buck into your rear, and his dicks feel as tho theyâre tearing you apart inside, while his third pleasures you beyond imagine. your tongue lolls to one side as the surmounting pleasure builds. it slides putting more pressure onto the outside it feels like itâs specifically searching for your clit.
His sharp talons wrap around your neck and squeeze without puncturing your skin there, he pulls your neck and makes your back arch, his dicks plunge even deeper as your body takes him easier and easier. Soon The pleasure is all you feel, the pain not even a memory any longer in your now dumbing head.
He turns you and him at the same time into humans, he seems to have kept his three separate dicks, as your holes remained stuffed.
Your hair in human form is long and unkempt, youâve never chosen to be in this body. Being a unicorn is just so much better.
A voice falls from your now plush little lips, and your practically hairless skin glistens and sparkles in the sun. Nails and knees dig into the soil beneath you, as your ass is up as high as it will go for the dragon in man form behind you, connected to you by the thick slithering members still penetrating you.
âAh!!~â Crying out, you canât help but want more at this point! Your coil is twisting and burning and building and making you beyond dizzy, you need it to snap! âPlease! M-more!â
âHah! Good little unicorn, taking me so well, you even like it now, huh?â
âMhm!â You practically slur, you feel light headed and stupid youâre getting so fucked out, your body having been taken well beyond its limits, but youâre in bliss. If he kills you, it might be just the perfect end⌠But youâre only concerned with the right here and now. And right here and now, youâve got one dick in your intestines and one curled up inside your cervix, and the last cupping your burning sex.
You push your body back into him, trying to take more and more! Your ass fits into his hips like a heavenly puzzle piece, you chase your own high. he squeezes your throat harder, definitely leaving a bruise, you choke out drunken moans, enjoying the stars in your vision as they blip in and out of your fading vision. He lets up enough for you to remain conscious, but keeps you in that sweet spot between dimensions.
The cocks inside of you pulse and grow, and your walls contract at just the right time, he bloats your stomach full of his dragon seed. Youâve finished in a blinding flash, and clarity hits you. His cocks are still inside you.
#my oc#yandere#oc x reader#oc x you#yandere x reader#yandere dragon oc#dragon smut#dragon oc#dragon x reader#unicorn reader#fem reader#f!reader#x reader#x oc#x you#monster fucker#monster x reader#monster x you#reader x dragon
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97 & 98 w/ whoever from the 101 prompt thing.
maybe reader got shot in the spine and is recovering, but is stubborn and doesn't ask for help. they catch reader breaking down bc she can't stand long enough to wash herself.
maybe Jake bc he can relate w/ him being in a wheelchair previously or one of the boys (Ao'nung, Roxto, Lo'ak, Neteyam) bc they feel somewhat responsible.
can b platonic or romantic, idc.
Thanks!
Take Care Of You ||| sully family x omatikaya!reader
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pairings: sully family x omatikaya!fem!reader
summary: sullyâs stick together
words: 1k
warnings/notes: injury, gunshot wounds, recovery, angst with sweet moments, use of y/n
It was never supposed to happen. The bullet wasnât meant for you. But how could you just stand there and watch when your brother was in danger? Taking fate into your own hands you pushed Neteyam out of the line of fire.
You donât remember much after that.
In and out of consciousness you remember Neteyam pleading with you to stay awake, your father looking over your wound, and your motherâs screams. The blood curdling screams of your mother was something that you could never forget.
A miracle.
Thatâs what Ronal said after examining you. The bullet lodged into your spine shouldâve killed you, but Eywa had shown you mercy.
Lucky.
Thatâs what Norm said after extracting the bullet. Jake insisted on calling Norm and Max out to look at you. Not that he didnât trust Naâvi medicine, but he was once human. Old habits die hard.
The first few months were hell. You werenât dead but you felt like you were. You wished you were. It would be a long road to recovery and you werenât sure you had the patience for it.
Especially when everyone looked at you the way they did. Eyes full of guilt and regret. The pity that flood their eyes. It made you feel sick to your stomach.
Your brothers werenât very good at hiding their guilt. There was a part of you that felt bad for them. You knew they felt at fault and they were letting it eat at them.
âI thought you were a goner.â Loâak joked around. His laugh never reach his eyes though. You could see the fear they still held.
Neteyam was with you on the day you finally could sit up by yourself. He was proud of you, he truly felt happiness for your accomplishment. But the guilt was crawling itâs way back up.
You were no longer the mighty warrior he grew up with. Youâd never be her again. That split second decision changed the course of your life for forever. Relearning even basic things, everything would now be a challenge for you.
Neteyam hated himself for it. It wasnât supposed to be you.
Jake was able to keep his feelings to himself. Only letting it effect him in private. He was forced to watch you struggle every single day with nothing he could do to fix it.
He related all too well with what you were going through. Jake didnât think heâd ever have to deal with something like this again after his consciousness transfer.
But there you were, his babygirl stubbornly trying to recover on her own. He cursed your hardheadedness but a part of him understood. Jake was the exact same way when he was a human. He couldnât stand the looks of pity heâd received; it made him work harder to prove himself.
Jake blamed himself for what happened. A father protects and he couldnât even do that. The whole point of uprooting his family was to protect them. Every time he looked at you he was reminded of his failure.
For the past few weeks you had been working on your mobility. Everyone told you to take it slow, not to overdo it. You couldn't help but rush into things, itching for the taste of freedom you missed terribly.
Reaching out for the walking stick your father had brought you, you attempted to stand up. Wincing you leaned onto the cane even more. With one hand you dipped a rag into the bowl of water by your bedside.
You felt gross. It had been months since you had a proper bath. This wasn't what you wanted but it would have to do. Trying to run the cloth over your arm was proving harder than you originally anticipated.
Your body was starting to ache. Your legs felt like they were set on fire. Panting like you had just run a marathon you were exhausted. Not being able to stand any longer you collapsed back onto your bed.
Tears stung your eyes. You were frustrated with yourself. You weren't even able to do simple things for yourself. Grieving the life you lived before you let your sadness overtake you. Hiccuping as sobs escaped you.
Neteyam's ears twitched as he heard crying coming from your room. Protective instincts kicking in he rushed towards your room.
"Y/N?" He tentatively asked before bolting in.
The sound of your brothers voice made you prickle up. Quickly wiping off your face in hopes he wouldn't notice your tears.
His heart sank at the sight of you. Putting up a strong façade throughout your healing process, you never acted like anything bothered you. The broken girl he saw before him was new.
âYou were crying, weren't you?" He asked.
âWhat does it matter?â You huffed.
âWhatâs wrong?â He breathed taking a seat next to you.
âWhat isnât wrong?â You mumbled as more tears fell. âI canât do anything anymore. Iâm useless.â
âYou are a lot of things sister. Stubborn and hardheaded? Yes. Useless? You could never be useless.â Neteyam gently wrapped his arm around you for a hug.
âYou saved my life Y/N. How could you think so little of yourself?â He frowned.
âYou wouldâve done the same for me Neteyam.â
âThatâs not the point. You didnât have to. I owe you my life.â He stressed. âNow what can I do to help you?â
âItâs fine Neteyam, I donât need anything.â You tried you best to brush him off.
âYouâre hurt. Let me take care of you.â He pleaded.
âFine.â You nodded. âCould you help me freshen up?â You asked sheepishly.
âOf course.â He jumped into action taking the discarded bowl and cloth.
âYou know weâre all here for you right?â Neteyam asked after a few moments. âYou donât have to go through this alone.â
All you could do was nod. You felt stupid. Knowing you needed help and that your family was more than happy to provide it; you pushed them out trying to do everything on your own.
âWhatâs dad always say?â His tone teasing.
âSullyâs stick together.â You muttered rolling your eyes.
âThatâs right.â Neteyam nodded as he dabbed your skin with the cloth. âYouâre gonna get through this Y/N. Donât be afraid to ask for help.â
âOkay.â You nodded. âIâll try to be better at asking.â
Your brother nodded seemingly satisfied with your answer. You were the strongest person he knew, he had no doubt thatâd you be able to pull through.
After all Sullyâs stick together
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The broken family bond between Harry and Petunia!
wow while usher was dancing his socks off at half-time you were thinking about petunia dursley nĂŠe evans' malicious treatment of everyone's favourite grouchy knobbly-kneed jock... what does this say about you anon? look inwards
i feel terrible that i do not have too many thoughts about the broken family bond between harry and petunia but i DO have thoughts about what harry represents as a challenge to the nuclear family unit and its associated class connotations that petunia cares so much about. one thing i have been thinking A Lot about recently is petunia's description of snape as 'that awful boy' in ootp (which ofc, at the time, harry thinks is a reference to james), and how petunia's ideas about class and social mobility colour her view of wizards and, by extension, her resentment and contempt for harry. sooo i have talked about that instead......... ctrl + f neoliberal renders 2 results below i'm so sorry
when we meet petunia in the canon timeline, she's a parody of a tory home counties suburban housewife, striving middle class in the very thatcherite neoliberal sense, all about the house prices and the pension pot, with her perfectly maintained peach home decor and pristine garden, with a husband who has made his money through a managerial position in industrial manufacturing, who sends her son to private school and monitors the material wealth of her neighbours and associates very acutely. we know that young petunia wanted to join wizarding society and was rejected by it, and we know that adult petunia now holds wizarding world and its culture in open contempt. we particularly know that petunia hated snape, and that, other than lily, snape was the first wizard she ever really met. to young petunia's eyes, snape had all the visible markers of poverty and of being working class ("They live down Spinnerâs End by the river," she told Lily, and it was evident from her tone that she considered the address a poor recommendation.') nevertheless, by virtue of being a wizard, this shabby poor-looking boy was elevated above petunia as something particularly special, and sneered at petunia as lesser than him as a result. i think this is interesting, because i think young petunia processes her rejection from magic by starting to think of magic and wizarding culture as a perverse subversion of the class system she knows and believes in, where a visibly working class person can somehow be special and worthy. (we can speculate what she would make of james potter as her son-in-law - james, while obviously wealthy, is old money posh coded - he doesn't work for a living! - aka not at all invested in the hard-work discourse, keeping-up-with-appearances that the new money suburban types that petunia strives for).
why does this matter? i just think it's very striking that petunia's complaints about harry are so often expressed less in terms of the danger of his magic, than his threat to external perceptions of her and her family, and, especially, as a challenge to their class position
petunia makes critiques of harry's messy appearance, his misbehaviour at primary school (caused by his magic), his association with the criminal (sirius black) and the shabby (the weasleys), and his refusal to respect or show any deference to vernon and the family despite their great attempts to maintain the trappings of respectability. the particular horror of harry's presence in the dursleys' life, in petunia's mind, is that his existence makes her family an alternative blended family, which compromises all that petunia holds dear in terms of the trappings of middle class respectability that puts a great deal of social capital on the nuclear family unit and no deviation from it. i don't mean to suggest petunia only perceives magic as a class threat, or that she doesn't fear harry's magic as something dangerous. her response to dudley's dementor run-in proves how much she fears what magic can do (and, ofc, she knows what happened to lily). but what's striking in DH is that petunia is still umming and ahhing, as vernon is, about whether to go into hiding. unlike movie!petunia in that deleted scene, book!petunia still isn't convinced about 'what these people are capable of'. for this reason, i think petunia has come to think of wizarding culture in terms of a fundamental challenge to the class system she understands and upholds, and to the primacy of middle class new money neoliberal suburban identity that is petunia's entire worldview. and that's really the source of her beef with harry: not his threat to her safety, but to her class identity, which is adult petunia's whole world.
#petuniaâs favourite usher song is love in this club#meta#the dursleys#petunia dursley#banging on about class again i am SO sorry
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1, kleinsen
1. âI love you, please donât go.â
âAnd as soon as the new car gets delivered, the minivan is mine for good.â Jared flops onto his back so that heâs lying across the entire foot of Evanâs bed, legs dangling over the side. âThe Jaredmobile is gonna hit these streets harder than ââ
âAre you really calling it that?â Evan has ridden in Jaredâs momâs minivan, soon to be Jaredâs minivan, and it is mobile, but thatâs kind of a low bar. It probably shouldnât be hitting anything hard.
âHavenât decided. But I know what bumper sticker is going on there first.â Jared sticks his phone in Evanâs face. âCheck it.â
ââCaution: This vehicle makes frequent stops at your momâs house.ââ
âItâs gonna be true. Especially at your momâs house.â
âYou mean my house?â
âIs your name on the property deed? I donât think so.â Jared grimaces, wriggles around, and nearly whacks Evan in the face with his phone as he pulls out a mechanical pencil he was lying on. âAnd when, after Iâve spent another week chauffeuring your sorry ass around, she invites me to stay the night ââ
âMom works nights.â
ââ is it gonna be you saying âplease, I love you, please donât goâ in the morning?â He rhythmically raps Evanâs knee with the pencil. âI. Donât. Think. So.â
âYouâre gross. And thatâs my pencil.â
âFinders keepers, bro.â
âBoys?â Mom knocks on the door and opens it half a second later; in that half second, Jared shoves himself upright and slaps the pencil into Evanâs hand, and something that sounds a lot like Jaredâs phone hits the floor. âEverything okay? Is that project coming along?â
âGoing great, Mrs. H.,â Jared says, over top of Evanâs âFine, Mom.â
âGood. Thatâs good. Well, Iâm heading out to work.â She already looks as frazzled as if she just came back from a shift. âThereâs money on the table so you two can order dinner. I think Dominoâs is doing their half off deal again, but make sure you check. Jared, will your mom be able to pick you up? Iâll be back too late to give you a ride home.â And suddenly Evan is terrified that Jared will say some stupid thing about Mom giving him a ride, and sheâll get mad and tell him to go home now, and Evan will have to finish this English project on his own, and heâll probably get a terrible grade, and Jared will be mad at him even though itâll be Jaredâs fault in the first place, and â
âWonât be a problem,â Jared says, perfectly polite.
âGreat. Okay. Iâll see you tomorrow, Evan, I love you.â
Mom walks back out, but she doesnât shut the door, so Evan counts to five before he says, âThank you for not saying anything weird.â
âTo your mom? What, do you think Iâm some kind of male chauvinist pig? Thanks for nothing, Billie Jean.â
âIs that what that songâs about?â
âWhat â no. Never mind.â Jared bends over and retrieves his phone from the floor. âIâm hungry. Letâs get some shitty half-price pizza. Which is a ridiculous deal, by the way.â
âI think itâs a March Madness thing.â
âIn April?â
âMaybe itâs an extra-long deal.â
âMadness is right. How much money are we working with here?â
âProbably twenty dollars.â An engine starts outside; Evan shifts over on the bed to look out the window, watching to confirm that itâs Momâs car, until it turns left and vanishes from sight. âBut, uh, when the pizza gets here ââ
âYes, Iâll get the door so you donât have to have a breakdown about it. Never fear.â
(angst/fluff prompt list)
#inbox#cockbiteproductions#dear evan hansen#jared kleinman#evan hansen#heidi hansen#kleinsen#sometimes i write#first time posting any new writing since august! what the last season of billions (and 7x03 in particular) does to a mf#also this ask is coming up on four years old lmao. i do not work quickly#brought to you by seeing a windshield sticker with that same text on my walk home from work one day
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Hi I have returned from having a very terrible migraine and a flare up, so have some more projection headcanons - Weighted blanket anon
- Etho has chronic migraines, he usually ignores them until heâs literally falling over from pain, nausea and fatigue though.
- Cleo experiences chronic pain, sheâll also randomly lose feeling in certain limbs, while this happens her limbs will still be functional though. So for example, Cleo may not be able to completely feel her legs, but she can still walk around (itâs just REALLY hard and she looks silly doing it)
- I think Iâve already sent in a headcanon about Cub making Scar custom mobility aids? But ! Scar is not the only hermit to use aids, Cleo and Etho will both use them occasionally, even Ren does ! Grian actually needs special braces for his wings so he can fly for longer (I headcanon him as an avian so yeah!)
- A more non-human based headcanon (I can do a whole ask on non-human hermit headcanons if you want :D), Grian likes to perch on other hermits and many hermits have custom shoulder pads so he can safely do so without hurting them.
- The hermits have bake offs, but the only people who can actually bake are judges. Yeah, there ends up being a lot of food poisoning. Beef turned salmon into a baked good.
- Ren is an author ! He has so many stories written, but he only shares them with friends. Heâll write custom novels for people then gift it to them as a way of showing he loves/cares about them !
- False is building rivers this season as exposure therapy to get over her fear of water
HELLO OMG I MISSED YOU I HOPE YOU'RE DOING BETTER NOW !!!! these r so perfect as always
#inconsequential hermit headcanons#hermitcraft#asks#weighted blanket anon#i read these when i was away on a training program and they brought me so much joy u have no idea#i left them in my inbox for a little while so i could come back to them easier :â)
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i need to hear your thoughts on anything about yan! alhaitham i donât know why he has me in such a chokehold on me but he does đđ
Itâs the same for me as well. T-T the chokehold is extreme. Iâve heard his rerun may be coming soon and I fear for my restraint. Is one Alhaitham worth more than Scara constellations???? ・ďž(ďžÂ´Ď`ďž)ďžď˝Ą
I may not have many coherent yan!Alhaitham thoughts to share, but there is one thatâs been taking up residence in my head a lot recently. Itâs a concept in which Alhaitham confines you to his house, but he canât always stay at home to watch you and he isnât so cruel that heâd lock you up and prevent you from getting proper exercise. He allows you the mobility, so long as you wonât leave the house. To ensure your obedience, heâs put a tracking cuff on your ankle. Itâs essentially the Teyvat-equivalent of modern day house arrest. T-T heâll know the minute you take one step out of the house or if you try to remove the cuff, and though youâve never known Alhaitham to be violent youâre still unsure of the lengths heâd go to to keep you hidden like a secret.
Only youâre not a secret, at least not one that only Alhaitham keeps.
Kaveh never says much regarding your predicament when Alhaithamâs around (you think heâs given up trying to debate the oh-so-rational Alhaitham on why keeping you here is necessary), so instead he keeps quiet. Itâs obvious he disagrees; you can tell when he looks at you with so much pity softening his eyes. When Alhaitham isnât home, you try to convince Kaveh to help. You pull all the tricks you know: sad eyes, weeping, complaining, bemoaning your stifled future, pleading for freedom, persuading him to help you now otherwise he continues to keep this terrible, horrible, criminal secret regarding your whereabouts. Kaveh breaks by the second week, but truthfully heâs been on your side the minute you became an addition to the house.
He sits you down at the table and, very seriously, asks if you have a plan. You tell him you canât leave or else the tracker will notify Alhaitham and itâll just leave you under more surveillanceâor worse: permanently shackled. Youâre trying to avoid a punishment and Kaveh understands. You also donât want Alhaitham to know youâve found an ally in Kaveh, though both of you know it wonât take much for him to predict and suspect. You and Kaveh plan over tea every day Alhaithamâs busy, swapping ideas like one might trade cards. And when Kaveh canât be home, youâre mulling over the situation, hoping to find some loophole Alhaitham has yet to close. Youâre always second-guessing yourself. If you do find a loophole, what if heâs intentionally left it open? But then how far ahead could he possibly think? And does he really know how to predict your every move? Surely not, right?
Eventually you realize something. The tracker may have technology youâre not very well-versed in, but surely Kaveh knows something. And something is better than nothing. You sit down with him one day and blurt the question: âIs it possible to re-wire the device so itâll stop sending regular location updates to Alhaitham?â
âSo, in other words, you mean you want to break the signal?â
âMore or less.â
Kaveh drums his fingers on the table, considering it. âItâs possible,â he says after a silent minute. âBut heâll notice.â
âIâll be gone by then.â
âYou really think you can outrun him?â
âIâd rather test what little odds I have than let this chance slip away.â You take Kavehâs hands in yours and squeeze reassuringly. âIâll pay you. Iâll find a way to give you enough so you can get your own place. Or we could leave together. We could be roommates instead!â
Kavehâs chuckle comes out strained, more wheeze than actual laughter. âIt sounds great in theory. In practice, itâs more complicated than simple wishful thinking.â
âThen help me with the device first.â
Kaveh slips a hand out from your hold, and at first he intends to run it through his hair. But instead he places it over yours. âWeâll need a planâŚand a back-up plan. This isnât something we can do overnight. One misstep and youâll fail, (Name). You have to take every little detail into account. Alhaitham is meticulous. You need to be even more meticulous.â
âI know. IâŚâ You exhale an exhausted breath. This situation is far from ideal. âI know. I can wait. Iâve been obedient and cooperative. He wonât suspect a thing.â
Kavehâs smile is thin. Somehow he doesnât believe that, and neither do you when, hours later at dinner, Alhaitham asks if youâve busied yourself with a new puzzle lately. You think itâs a trick question, but then youâve been pondering for too long because he adds, âYouâve filled the workbook, havenât you?â
Right. The workbooks he brings you. Theyâre simple puzzles: crosswords and whatnot. Itâs meant to keep your brain sharp, to give you something to do so you canât complain that Alhaitham treats you like a prisoner because, in his words, âAre prisoners awarded the right to entertain themselves with brain games?â Right. Just the workbook puzzles. He wasnât referring to anything else.
You think youâre in the clear when you give your response and dinner carries on as it usually does. But you still canât shake the feeling that heâs seen through youâŚ
As youâre clearing your place at the table, Alhaitham, who is never one for pointless conversations, says, âYou spend a while in the kitchen during the day. Is there something particularly riveting in there?â
You look at him. The kitchen is where you meet with Kaveh to discuss strategies. Of course heâd recognize an unusual pattern. Heâs always so observant. But then he wouldnât know Kaveh keeps you company. He wouldnât know. He doesnât know.
He doesnât know.
âNothing special,â you say, shrugging, feigning nonchalance.
Alhaitham is quiet. The gears in his brain are turning, no doubt. Before he can come to a conclusionâthe correct conclusion, you keep thinkingâKaveh comes to your rescue. He makes a show of tripping on his way to the sink, his plate crashing to the floor with a noisy clatter. It shatters and he curses, chiding himself for his clumsiness.
âThat was my favorite plate, too!â he mourns with a groan, gathering the shards, exchanging a sharp glance with you from his place on the floor.
Alhaithamâs expression doesnât change, but he says, âThe plates look the same, Kaveh.â
âNo, they donât. Their differences are subtle, but I wouldnât expect someone like you, who lacks an eye for aesthetics, to recognize it.â
And so their debate begins, and for the moment youâre spared. Thankfully. But Alhaitham never takes his eyes off of you, even when youâre in his peripheral, as if he intends to dissect you with a calculating stare. You have to be sneakier next time. No more kitchen discussions.
Youâll move rooms often. He canât catch another pattern if you arenât settling into one, right?
#genshin chit chat#99-nct#yandere alhaitham#AAAA MY APOLOGIES FOR RAMBLING OTL#i want to write a fic with this concept#but for now it remains a little brain worm hehe :D
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SpiderWoman 2099 Pt.4
Miguel O'Hara x Spider!Reader
Sinopsis: The year is 2106. By day, you work as the head of the Genetic Engineering and Biotechnology division at Alchemax. By night, you are the one and only Spider-Woman, fighting tirelessly to protect New York from the tyrannical clutches of crime and delinquency. Your days are spent in an ordinary, organized routine: it's just you, the only barrier between your city and oblivion, dealing with the violence and pain that comes with being a superhero.
Everything is just normal. Then your dead husband appears in front of you, talking about alternate universes, spider societies and canonical disasters, and you discover that all your sorrows, losses and failures were possibly always meant to happen.
What the fuck.
Notes: No excuses. Let this chapter, full of Miguel, make up for the long time I was gone. I will keep the reader's background rather ambiguous, but it is implied that they also speaks Spanish.
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Warnings: Intrusive thoughts, mild violence, subtle references to depression. As always, english is not my first lenguague.
Word count: 2.6K
Pt 1 - Pt 2 - Pt 3 - Pt 4
Impassive white eyes stared back at you with disdain. You looked with abject curiosity at the spidery pattern on his red suit, the white glasses and the sharp claws, and you couldn't help but wonder...
Who makes a spider suit for a cat?Â
Undaunted, the animal yawned loudly and stretched lazily over the railing before leaping onto the pristine marble floor, completely silent and oblivious to your anomalous presence. He waved his orange tail and stretched the red patterns that hugged his hind legs.
You did not have the opportunity to entertain yourself with her pretty pink pads. A gloved hand brushed your shoulder, and you turned your masked face to observe your guide's own grim expression.   Â
"Come with me." Miguel said. "I'll show you around before introducing you to the rest of Society."
Silently, you nodded. The man walked two steps ahead of you. His broad, imposing figure was like a bronze spur, parting the sea of arachnid entities that watched you with open curiosity.Â
As he made his way through the crowd, you quietly followed in his footsteps. Grateful for the foresight to keep your mask in place, you analyzed the discordant structure of the building that surrounded you. You noticed the long corridors and open configuration: designed to facilitate mobility for your kind.Â
Miguel moved forward, and you watched his impassive figure with stern eyes. You wondered if he too had become Orpheus in his willingness to claim you back, and now feared to look back and lose his Eurydice. Perhaps the anguish in his gaze would be enough to draw you into the shadows and lose you forever. Would he then be blessed to work and move the gods with craftsmanship born of his terrible grief?
Was it so for you? You could not claim that your deeds after his death were unselfish and sincere: you did not seek to soften the wind with your tender weeping, nor to drown the rushing waters with the song of your heroic prowess. The resolution of your vengeance was your reward: an analgesic balm to numb the turmoil of your burning soul.Â
Together, you entered the lift... You watched the changing landscape. On the glass, you saw Miguel's ponderous silhouette, stern and rigid. The pattern of his suit resembled your own. But your own profile was outlined with sharper lines, and your web shooters were not exposed, but hidden in the webbing patterns on your wrists.
The door opened, and you followed him through large, well-lit rooms, through huge recreation rooms, and through small, immaculate, familiar laboratories. You carefully analyzed the information he gave you along the way: where to find the scientists in charge of certain labs, the optimum hours for accessing the training rooms, the menu in the main cafeteria (a burger with Miguel's mask on it? Santo Dios...). Finally, he took you to his own office. On one of the top floors, of course. Just like your universe.Â
When the lift stopped in his office, your mask retracted. Miguel did a quick double take, pursed his lips and looked up; you followed his gaze to see a red light flashing rapidly on one of the screens above the platform.Â
You heard Miguel's grunt as Lyla appeared over his shoulder, giving you a quick wink before turning to face the man:
"An anomaly is causing trouble on Earth-1048. Homeworld Spider-Man is already on the scene, but he's limited to minimizing the destruction around him."
"Copy that." Miguel said. He ran a hand over his face, holding the bridge of his nose as he squeezed his eyes shut, and the gesture seemed so familiar that you almost let out the breath you were holding between your lips. "I have to deal with this. I'll talk to Jessica, she can show you the room you can use as your own."
"I can go with you." You finally spoke.
Miguel looked at you in surprise. But he quickly frowned and replied:
"No, it's too soon. I'll be able to show you how we deal with the anomalies once you're settled in and we know more about your universe."
Your universe. Like a wave crashing against rock, you felt heat coursing through your veins and burning in the pit of your stomach. You felt that in your rage, the marks on your suit might be burned into your skin forever.Â
You blinked. Ignoring the fire in your chest, you responded:
"I could settle in better if I knew what I was dealing with."Â
Miguel studied you. His red eyes scanned your face: your steel eyes, your unbending brows, your closed lips, and he said no more. Sharing a last look with Lyla, he nodded with finality, and she took it upon herself to open the portal for the two of you.Â
"Let 's go, then."
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It was a cold morning in Harlem. The white sky barely hinted at the day's pale rays, and the streets were shrouded in a thick, damp gray haze. As you and Miguel landed on a lamppost overlooking the East River and the small buildings lining the street, an ominous silence settled over the scene at your feet.Â
You sat back on your heels, scanning the nondescript landscape, and Miguel followed, his back stiff and his hands clenched into fists as he exhaled:
"The signal seems to be coming from this warehouse." He gestured with his chin, and you peered intently at the gray silhouette of a building surrounded by tall grills and long containers. A cloud of gray smoke rose through the haze, and with a mighty leap you launched yourself in its direction, hearing Miguel's nets snap past you.
Soon you were perched on the railing of a neighboring building, with a clear view of the ruined courtyard. Sparks rained down from the ruined batteries; small fires burned and cracks in the concrete marred the once peaceful scene.
Rubble crunched beneath your feet as you landed in the courtyard. In the distance, you heard a muffled, heavy thud. You glanced cautiously at a large metal curtain to your right as a deafening screech pierced the jealous silence. Beside you, Miguel brought his knees to his chest and the two of you jumped away just as the door shot in your direction.Â
A red figure flew through the air. With a start, you threw your nets around the man's torso, jumping just in time to catch him before his body slammed into a large metal container.Â
"Nice catch." Gasped the Spider-Man in your arms. "Rhino's got an arm."
"Does he throw you often?"Â
"Well, yeah." The young man cleared his throat, pulling himself to his feet with a little help. "But I don't usually get caught by..." He tilted his head to the side, curious.
"Spider-Woman." You conceded.Â
Her white glasses widened comically as he whistled under his breath:Â
"Awesome!"
Out of the corner of your eye, you saw Miguel's orange nets wrapped around Rhino's massive arm, and you spun on your heels as the beast slammed into the tower Miguel was standing on.
"He's really mad!" Spider-Man exhaled as he rushed to your side. "I don't understand, according to my intel, Aleksei's transfer still hasn't been coordinated. He is still in the custody of the police."
"He's not Aleksei Sytsevich!" Miguel shouted. He had dodged a large stone and landed next to you. "His name is Alexander O'Hirn. He is the Rhino of dimension 26496."Â
"Oh!" Spider-Man exclaimed. "I knew you weren't my Rhino! We've always had this connection, you know?"Â
The man lunged at you, furious. You caught a glimpse of a crane with a container suspended in the air, and you pulled the arm of the crane just as the man was passing underneath the box. The container landed on top of his armour with a clatter that made your ears ring.Â
"Watch out!"Â
A strong arm wrapped around your waist, pulling you out of the way of a huge chunk of concrete.
"Not one, but three Spider-Creeps!" he growled.
"Hey, that's not very nice of you." Spider-Man landed a kick to the chest, but Rhino didn't move. He grabbed the hero's legs and slammed him into the wreckage of the crane. Taking advantage of the distraction, Miguel jumped up and punched him in the face, the only exposed part of his body.
Rhino let go of Spider-Man and took a step back. With a leap, you stood on a low beam and surveyed your surroundings. As the man jerked and rammed into Miguel, you activated your drones; small winged spiders that flew over the villain's head, firing electric shocks that immobilised him with a scream.
"His face!" you exclaimed, and Miguel leapt to your side to dodge the rocks Rhino dropped as he stomped on the concrete.Â
Spider-Man, snapping out of his daze, noticed the same thing you did: the small visible part of his face was hyperemic and sweaty. "His suit must be restricting his ventilation!"
So this would be a battle of endurance. Good, you thought to yourself. You've been doing this for years.Â
With a nod, Miguel and Spider-Man squared up firmly and jumped into the fray.
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As the portal to your dimension closed behind you, silence fell. Michael's gaze was on the horizon, and yours was on him. It was not his red eyes that you caressed with your thoughts, but you could taste the sweetness of his cheek beneath your lips. His hair was shorter, but his curly eyelashes were thicker than yours: a feature that made you playfully envious in the past.
In the warm, brief light of the streetlamps, his face was just as beautiful. His bronze skin was a ghostly contrast to the impassivity of the bustling nightlife, a backdrop to his stern profile.Â
He looked at you too. And his pupils wandered over the arch of your lips, your eyebrows and cheekbones, the slope of your neck and your bare ears. And you thought he was reflecting the same doubt that plagued you: because he is Miguel, but not your Miguel. And you were never his wife, but your smile is the same, and he only replaced your name with silence, and the space he occupied with you was filled with melancholy.
"You did a good job." Miguel said after a prolonged silence.Â
"Thank you." You replied with a small smile. "You weren't so bad yourself."
"Hm." He snorted. With a hand on his hip, he arched an eyebrow and looked you up and down, half mocking, half stern. "Now you know what we're up against. You can run away now. We won't blame you. I certainly wouldn't."
You moistened your lips and took a slow breath. So close, your arm inches from his shoulder, you felt his warmth, the energy of his holographic suit, his solid build and musky scent.Â
"You wouldn't reach me." You finally replied, and your heart skipped a beat as a grin revealed his sharp fangs.Â
"I already did."
"I was distracted."
"Sure."Â
He straightened up, and you took advantage of the brief appraisal that he was giving to the red horizon to revel in his presence... just one more time.Â
In your solitude, his face is your guest. With his presence, an outdated image shatters beneath your feet. This new precision is yours. And even if he were to leave you that night, his voice muffled by the wind, Miguel would not leave you. His eyes would remain in the burning sunset and his posture in the steadiness of the stars.Â
When he looked back at you, your expression was already composed. Silently, you tilted your chin in the direction of the busy streets, and when he raised a questioning eyebrow, you spread your arms wide and threw yourself into the void.Â
Your mask returned to your face and your wings spread from your arms. Behind you you heard a faint scream and a short curse in Spanish. You felt, before you saw, his broad, imposing figure leaping from the edge of the building, and you used the air currents to move across the city with ease.
The buildings blurred at the edge of your vision. Though your mask filtered out the piercing whistle of the air, you still felt the pressure in your ears; and you didn't look at him, but felt his presence, imagining him dodging antennas, aerial surveillance and flocks of birds skimming skilfully across the crowded sky.Â
You locked arms and landed in a somersault, legs cramped and right hand braced against one of the buildings, halfway across a complex of tall glass towers.
"Look."Â
Below you, the city lit up like fireflies in the night. Thirteen hundred feet away, the cars and streetlights looked like tiny fiery wisps traversing the busy, colorful streets. And in the distance, the black silhouette of Alchemax stood out against the red horizon.
"I recognise this place." Miguel said, leaning over to stare in awe at a small purple-roofed shop on the side of the road. "It used to be a very popular artisan bakery in my universe."Â
"It's quite popular here too."
"I still have fond memories of their vanilla cake. I would get it for all... my events." He finished lowly.
"I used to buy the orange bread," you hummed understandingly, shaking your head disappointedly. "And now I can't eat citrus."
He looked at you in silence... and then laughed, shaking his head in astonishment, "Neither can I."
In the privacy of your mask, you smiled back. And with the first dark brushstroke on the horizon came your resolution.Â
"I can help you." You began, looking away from the night to stare at his cloaked profile. "But I will not be part of the Society."
He bowed his head, listening.
"I have work to do here." Your work at Alchemax; the company you were leading was just beginning to take a course that you could be proud of. Being Spider-Woman; a full-time job you couldn't give up: you were already the symbol of your city. An embodiment of hope, perseverance and goodness. "But... I understand that your work with the multiverse is an even more arduous and complex task, and I offer you my services as an advisor. If you ever need help... you know where to find me."
A hero must be impartial. And to you... his mere presence would be a constant challenge, an exercise in moral skill tested in the crucible of your everyday life. How could you not choose him? The strange man with your husband's voice. The friend whom you love the most, the one who lives in the moments of your delirium.Â
Because, after him, living seems distant. You have no anger left... only pain. And although your better judgment led you not to get involved with the Society, you could not find the strength within yourself to ignore him. Even though this Miguel is not yours, letting him go is almost like losing him again.
His mask pulled back and you watched him run a hand through his hair, tousling his auburn locks as he nodded slowly.Â
"I understand."Â
He stood to his feet. He held out a hand to you, and you followed as he took one last, searching look over your city.
He opened his mouth, then closed it. He seemed to hesitate for a moment. He gave you a long look, and in the end he just said:
"Then I'm counting on you."Â
You remained standing, staring at his silhouette, even as the portal swallowed his dark figure.
"What have I just gotten myself into?" you whispered into the empty air.
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The 16th Day of G-Witch: Father and Child
Alright, let's get this over with. Look, if you like this episode or Guel, you might want to skip this one because I'm about to be a hater here. Also as a heads up, I decided to avoid the shot of Seethia's body in my screencaps, because as much as I dislike this episode, that's still a tough moment and tough to look at.
This episode pisses me off, and it's IMO unarguably the worst episode in the entire series. It's all so incredible pointless and irrelevant to the main story, and ultimately a gigantic waste of time that should have been spent elsewhere. Olcott and the Dawn of Fold do not play any role in the rest of the series, and the short 5 second scene in the final episode felt more tacked on to try and even remotely justify why nearly an entire episode was spent on them. Guel is not that integral to the main story that he deserved a chunk of an entire episode dedicated to his development and essentially putting him in the main character seat for an episode. The only impact this episode had later on in the show was so Guel could recognize that one kid on Earth who let slip Shaddiq's secret. Which was already a ridiculous coincidence that it could have been replaced with nearly anything.
It's insulting and sexist that in the first Gundam series with a female main character, they completely sidelined her for an entire episode just to let the most popular male character play at being the MC for an episode that has almost nothing to do with the main story and was designed to be more like a traditional Gundam episode than what G-Witch was. It feels like something that staff were ultimately forced to keep in so the executives who feared the show failing could distract fans who hated it with the standard Gundam tropes and a male character in the lead role, like jingling shiny keys in front of someone's face. And the worst part is? It worked. A chunk of the fanbase LOVED this episode because it felt like a classic Gundam episode and made them want to throw away what made G-Witch special and unique for more of the same shit they've had for 40+ years.
And all of that cost the show time it desperately needed to spend on the main story and characters with way more importance than Guel or Olcott. The only good thing I have to say about this episode is that the Prodoros IS a cool mobile suit. I hope it gets a model kit someday.
I've got to agree with Norea here. Nika is incredibly naive about the situation Earthian's face. Wanting to solve problems without violence is certainly a worthwhile goal, but not one that is always practical. Sometimes violence and war is necessary to overthrow tyranny and oppression. It was made clear in S1 than when Earthians peacefully protest their terrible conditions, they're met with violence by the Benerit Group. And when peace is no longer an option, you have to use violence to fight back.
Likewise, I actually think Shaddiq gets a bad rap from a large part of the fanbase. Some of that is rightfully because of his actions towards Miorine, but a lot of it I think comes from the sort of people who just like to yell "WAR IS BAD" and do not comprehend that in some situations, war is necessary to overthrow oppressive groups like the Benerit Group and Spacian Governments.
Giving weapons to Earthain groups is a solid idea that will even the playing field and make it difficult if not impossible for space to opress Earth through force, forcing them to the negotiating table for equality, and if all else fails, kicking them off Earth and reclaiming their resources themselves. My only concern with Shaddiq's approach is that I'm not sure he wouldn't try to lead Earthians even further into oppressing Spacians as revenge.
This is actually the one time I don't fault Guel for trying to do something "heroic." Trying to save Seethia, while probably being ultimately pointless, was a good thing to do. It's just a shame that, despite literally having a child die in his arms due to an attack by the Benerit Group, he learns all the wrong lessons from it.
This conversation serves absolutely no purpose. It doesn't actually make any sense (he was a member of Dominicus, Earthains attacked him and killed his family and now he...works for an Earthian terrorist group?) and ultimately it's a completely meaningless detail that has absolutely no effect on anything.
And finally, the cherry on top, the downfall of Guel's character. I really tried to like him, but this was very much the beginning of the end. After going through a trauma conga line and learning NOT to play the hero, Guel finally sees what his father's company has been doing to Earthians his whole life, and even has an innocent child die in his arms because of the attack.
And the lesson Guel takes away from all of this is that he wants to save his father's company and keep the oppression machine going? I get that maybe Guel being the one to fail and not break free from the shadow of his abusive parents was the whole point of his character arc (Kashtanka), but it's still disappointing.
And after all that bullshit, we drop these incredibly important details in a post-credit scene at the end of the episode. All of this information, from what Notrette intended to do with Quiet Zero and what happened to her, was way more important to the story than everything that happened in the previous 20 minutes. But all it gets is a short scene at the end of the episode and is never further elaborated on.
This should have been the episode we learned more about Notrette and Quiet Zero, maybe even more about Prospera and Delling. Instead we got Guel and Olcott's pointless adventure.
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Hi!! Do you have any hcs about the Quagmire triplets? :))
Hello anon! I have headcanons for the Quagmires triplets, book-verse and Netflix show, being different continuities.
As I am in a Netflix ASOUE mood today, the headcanons about the Quagmires triplets headcanons are for the Netflix show. It's rather long, so it's going to go underneath the cut after Duncan's headcanons.
I do hope you enjoy my Netflix-based headcanons!
Duncan Quagmire
Alongside wanting to be a journalist, Duncan has a habit of writing down interesting history facts in his commonplace notebook.
Has terrible handwriting. Worse, Duncan sometimes eats when writing, so thereâs food stains on a few pages that smudges his already messy handwriting.
As there is evidence of a low-key romance between Violet and Duncan in the books (very low-key), Duncan has a crush on Violet, thinking heâs subtle with it (heâs not).
Gets close to Hector during post-TVV. Duncan isnât sure why, but he thinks it may be due to both of them being close on the verge of crying when they feel like it.
Even though heâs the oldest, Duncan is the timidest of his siblings, and would prefer to avoid any means of confrontation. Duncan stopping Carmelita bullying the Baudelaires was him taking assertive action for the first time.
While not really a night owl, Duncan can survive the day with only five hours of sleep without getting (too) cranky and snapping at someone.
Always likes to keep his hair short as well as neat. Duncan doesnât mind long hair (he even grew it out once to match Quigley for an April Fools prank), but he personally thinks the long hair image is not for him, for he is neat and organized.
Would never think about using physical force in any way or form, even if the person probably deserves it; Duncan is a true pacifist.
Is not a swearer, because he doesnât know many swears words/too polite.
Duncan has perfect vision (or at least better than Isadoraâs vison). As such, heâs the first to spot Quigley at the ruins of Anwhistle Aquatic.
Isadora Quagmire
Alongside her interest in poetry, she has a love of cursive. Isadora can also copy other people handwriting. She canât copy Duncanâs handwriting though.
Due to having long hair, Isadora likes to experiment with different hairstyles, usually with her motherâs help. The main style she likes the most is her default down look.
Isadora doesnât like to use physical force, so more often than not Isadora will try insulting a person to their face. That said, Isadora almost throws a punch at Carmelita when the girl tried to bully Duncan and got him close to crying, but stop due to Duncanâs insisting
Is bi, like her namesake (Isadora Duncan). Isadora has crush on Klaus. For a while, she had a crush on Carmelita until the âbullying Duncanâ incident made Isadora do a 180.
Isadoraâs favorite meal of the day is breakfast. Her favorite type of breakfast food is pancakes (with fruit), so sheâs always extra happy when itâs being served.
Definitely know some swear words. Isadora learns them all through tutors and visitors to the household who believed were swearing in private, when the reality is Isadora was eavesdropping on them.
While having a great relationship with her brothers, Isadora wishes that she has a sister she can talk to. There are things Duncan and Quigley will never understand completely.
Isadora likes to doodles random things in her commonplace notebook. As she is not the greatest artist, Isadoraâs doodles sometimes look similar to cursive handwriting.
Isadora has a fear of heights, so her climbing up the Self-Sustaining Hot Air Mobile Home was super scary. Living in it is such, a challenge for her, but she managed.
Quigley Quagmire
Alongside his interest in cartography, Quigley has a minor interest in photography. He really likes to take photos of the night sky, especially if the moon is full.
Is a prankster, but only if heâs in the mood to cause trouble. He roped Duncan in the past for April Fools due to being identical to one another and has no regrets.
Despite being the youngest, Quigley is mistaken for the oldest because heâs much more assertive than Duncan, which creates the âoldest tripletâ impression.
Messy Eaterâ˘. At times, Quigley will eat with the wrong utensil or eat by hand if there are no utensil around for him to use.
Always has the wish to grow out his hair. Itâs not like Quigley hates his short and neat hair, he just wants a look that reflects him being a messy and disorganized person. As such, Quigley post-Quagmire fire didnât bother to cut his hair to live out his dream.
Is not only a light sleeper, but Quigley also has difficult falling to sleep. If heâs disturbed by any noise, itâs hard for him to go back to sleep with ease.
Quigley once tried taking accordion lessons, but dropped it because it was much more difficult than he imagined. Reading about Snicket made Quigley wish he continued it.
Honestly did not except himself to get a crush on Violet after knowing her for a few hours, but Quigley has no regrets with their implied first kiss.
Hates himself for looking inside the Sugar Bowl. He wished he never look inside it.
Quigley only knew Hector for a few minutes, but he 100% trusts the handyman.
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Hsr male matchup plz
Mild-medium is good
Gender: cis female
Pronouns: she/her
Sexuality: heterosexual ally
Zodiac: Capricorn
Appearance: 5â2 African American hourglass body (although Iâm more top heavy if you know what i mean) black curly wavy hair blackish brown eyes chubby cheeks wears glasses sometimes (im far sighted so itâs usually when driving in class or at the theater)
Mbti: infj
Enneagram: 2w1
Personality: kind smart funny motherly responsible empathetic anxious emotional moody perfectionist helpful people pleaser caring compassionate nerdy curious protective polite respectful indecisive fearful nervous introvert shy awkward clumsy low self esteem low confidence (more pertaining to my talents or personality then my looks) sassy sarcastic (Iâm mainly these things with people i feel comfortable with like friends or family) soft spoken cute (my friends think im cute because i can be pretty innocent plus Iâm small physically)
Likes: animals books reading writing fantasy magic sci fi anime music video games friends alone time learning personality quizzes sweets and bread helping being a part of something bigger than myself
Dislikes: spiders loud sounds people who harm others people who donât take others into consideration (like make insensitive jokes or donât consider the comfort of others or are mean just cause they can) people i care about not caring for themselves (im a hypocrite on this i take care of everyone else but not me) not being listened to weird holes and patterns math and tests (Iâm being tested for a math disability and i have test anxiety)
Love language:
Giving: acts of service gift giving and physical affection (if theyâre ok with it)
Receiving: words of affirmation and physical affection (although i can be shy about it)
Extra: i pace a lot i sing when im alone i talk to myself im a picky eater (mainly with textures) i have a cat i have minor ehlers danalos (a hyper mobility disorder) but it doesnât hurt me like it does my sisters i get abdominal migraines which is basically like a migraine but instead of headaches itâs nausea
Thank you
I ALSO FORGOT TO QUE I am so sorry. I did not forget about you!
Also ehler danalos sucks, I'm so sorry that you sister gets migranes also, my family also has chronic issues that make it difficult to go through life normally!
Anyway! I'm going to paire you with Argenti!
You both are in pursuit of something greater than itself. A distraction from the world maybe, but a principle connects both in this relationshipÂ
Itâs not complicated. Really. The first thing that attracted Argenti to you was your voice, especially when you sing. He loves it when you sing. Though never ask him to duet, music is one subject he is quite terrible at.Â
Your relationship with him is basically him courting you until you feel comfortable enough. He brings you different types of flowers, not only roses, and explains each individual meaning. Oh, this week's bouquet means longevity, happiness and heart. I thought it fit well with the theme of summer, he says snipping off the roots before placing them in a vase.Â
Lots of long talks over the phone. Lots of enjoying each other's company. Nothing too hardcore, maybe a nice performance that Argenti would find and no one else. For real, I feel he find the most strangest, yet professionally good, orchestra concerts known to man.
Surprisingly, not that much PDA. Everything he has for you is shown within the privacy of your own enviroment. Soft, chaste kisses, the way he fiddles with the end of your hair and a comforting hand against your arm.
A little spicy -> He likes tugging on your lips in between kisses. Really enjoys how red they turn and the way you look flustered.
#.inhalingthoughts#honkai star rail imagines#hsr argenti#argenti x reader#SORRY this is so LATE! You are the last one of the match up event!#Thank you so much!
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I followed Bumblebee for quite a bit when he suddenly stopped, I stopped behind him watching as Sam and Mikaela got out and stood there while Bumblebee drove away.
He's always had a habit of doing this back home from what I remember, He'd leave and come back like nothing happened.
A few seconds went by and Bumblebee came back in a better looking vehicle, Sam and Mikaela stared at him in awe while getting in.
I followed him slowly and cautiously; he could be leading me into a trap, but it's reasonable to presume he's notâŚ
We came to a halt near a spot where Sam and Mikaela were watching as other cybertronions began to rain down into the Earth's night sky.
After that, I followed Bumblebee around for a while, eventually finding myself following him to an alleyway. I waited around the corner; regardless of my plan, it's safer for me to stay out of sight.
I heard some of the others speaking and adjusting. a voice⌠that voice⌠it was Optimus Prime. The last Prime⌠A shiver went up my spine; he sounds nothing like Megatron. It's pleasant in certain ways-
The medical officer of the Autobots, Ratchet, spoke softly enough for me to miss what he was saying in our language.
Ironhide, who was the weapon specialist back home and probably still is, scoffed in a harsh and raspy voice that I immediately recognized.
âCome over here, femme, Restarlueus (arms) and servos (hands) up, now,â Ironhide's voice had a hint of intimidation. I changed into my robot mode and entered the alley as instructed. I looked down and saw Sam and Mikaela. Their expressions were a mix of relief and lingering fear.
Scrap, there are five Autobots⌠this may turn out bad. But, frag it, Iâm already here. When I succeed, I can convince Megatron that I am honorable. Screamer will never have a chance against me again. Unless Shockwave arrivesâŚ
âWhat is your designation(name), solider?â Optimus inquiries.
I raised my helm(head) slightly to look up at him. âY/N.â
Upon watching Ironhide aim his gun at me, Bumblebee hesitantly moved in front of me. Why?
âWhat is it that you seek Y/N?." Ironhide grunted, his ocular ridges tightening as he walked forward, "If your here for the boy, I'll destroy you before you get a chance."
I looked down at Mikaela, then back at Optimus. âI seek knowledge, Mikaela said words to me that moved my spark, I would like to learn more from the girl.â
Mikaela is peering up at me from the corner of my eyes, a faint smile on her fleshy face.
After a brief period of silence, Optimus turned his attention from me to the girl before nodding emphatically. Drawing back his canons, Ironhide muttered. âTrust is earned, Y/N I understand you are under Megatronâs command list, trust is earned, if what you say is true then I will hold you to it.â
I nodded and turned my helm towards Mikaela, returning a modest smile.
I'm not lying about what I told Optimus, but her remarks are making me question myself a little bit more. Not because Iâm a femme, No, itâs deeper then that. I might benefit for the time being from taking a break from the others.
Bumblebee whistled at me to get my attention.
âWelcome to the team old friend,â He spoke on the radio through several broadcasting outlets. I won't get accustomed to this, I assure you. I can still clearly hear his voice in my head. It's a terrible what occurred happened, Blitzwing truly offers no mercy.
âPrime, are we really going to let a con follow us to Samâs location?â Ironhide questioned.
âI agree with Ironhide, Optimus, this could be a trap.â
Bumblebee waved his servos shaking his helm. âSheâd have my head by nowâŚcaptain.â
I laughed as I turned my backplate towards them. "There's no need to cover my defense, They're right, Bumblebee, you can't always trust a Decepticon." I switch to my alternate mode before driving a short distance out of the alley.
âLetâs move quickly, I fear the decepticons are getting ready to mobilize,â Ratchet said. âBumblebee should remain with her until further notice.â
âNo time,â Optimus says. âI trust that Y/N will know better then to make contact.â
âHow do you know that boss man?â Jazz asked. âThe evil ones always have the prettiest faces.â
âI do not know, just be alert in case Y/N does act against her words.â Optimus stated. âLetâs roll.â
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Chapter Five (Part 4)
When we finally get back, Kelly and Claire are still gone. I wonder how long itâs been. It feels like Jen and I were gone forever, and thereâs a big part of me driven by habit that wants to go into the house and find them, but I donât. I know itâs not what Jen would want me to do.Â
I sit back down next to Liam and he squeezes my knee reassuringly. âAre you okay?â He whispers, and I nod. âYeah, Iâm fine now.â
âSo youâre just finished fifth year?â Joe asks me then. I appreciate that heâs making an effort to be normal and make me feel comfortable after my ordeal.Â
âYesâ I say. âLeaving cert next year! So scary.â
âDonât be scared, sure we all survived it.â The gang laughs apprehensively. âWell, we think we did. Weâll find out when the results come back.â
âI imagine waiting is hardâ I say.Â
âItâs better not to think about it too much. We all just want to enjoy our last summer here.â
âItâs strange, isnât it?â says Jen. âAll the times we came down here as kids and now⌠itâs like we donât know if weâll ever come back after this year.â Everyone looks a little sad then, and Shane nudges me suddenly and tries to lighten the mood. âTell everyone what you want to do in college.â He says.Â
âOh. Well, art I think.â
âYou make art?â Jude looks at me with interest, and I immediately want to downplay my abilities for fear that heâll think Iâm full of myself. âYeah, I suppose, Iâm okay at it.â
âEveryone says sheâs great at it.â Liam tells him. âI havenât seen her drawings yet, but the girls were raving about her. She draws in her sketchbook every day.â
âThatâs cool â what do you draw?â Jude asks me.
âJust whatever I see. Landscapes, people, sometimes still life, like stuff thatâs lying around in the mobile home. I really like doing it, because when Iâm drawing I donât have to think about anything else.â
âOh, mad. Jude is an artist too.â Jen says. âYe have something in common.â Oh no. I think. Heâs going to be able to somehow tell that Iâm an imposter.Â
âYeah, Iâm studying art in college next year,â He says. âI already have my place in the Berlin Academy of Fine Arts to do a degree.â
âOh, so youâre studying abroad?â
âYeah, itâs going to be good. Four years in Germany, I canât wait. Iâm actually leaving at the end of the summer.â I think about how thatâs the coolest thing I ever heard. I imagine what itâd be like to live somewhere other than Ireland, surrounded by like minded artists sharing ideas and painting together in beautiful parks. I can picture myself somewhere like that, with my own studio in a big white room overlooking a cultured European city, huge windows wide open with warm light streaming in and birds singing outside.
Claire finally comes out of the house looking worried. Sheâs alone, and thereâs a line etched between her brows. She crouches down beside me as everyone else continues to talk. âKelly is really sick.â She says in a low voice. âShe drank too much of something and now sheâs throwing up everywhere. I think we should bring her home.â I consider this. I donât feel sympathetic to Kelly at all, because she put herself in this situation, but at the same time I know that it would be terrible for Claire if I let her deal with her on her own. I sigh and start to stand up. âWhere is she?â
âSheâs in the bathroom. Weâll have to go and get her.â Liam, ever the gentleman, gets up to help too. âI can get my dad to come and collect us.â He says. âWeâd just need to get her out onto the road.â
âI think thatâd actually be good.â Says Claire. âI really donât think sheâs going to be able to walk all the way home.â
âIs everything okay?â Jen asks us, and when I tell her whatâs happened with Kelly she sighs with exasperation. âYou donât have to go, Evie, you can stay here with us if you want to.â
âNo, I do.â I say. âI want to go with them.â
She shrugs, and then when I turn to leave she pulls me back suddenly. âHey, you should come to Dublin with us at the weekend.âÂ
âHuh?â
âJude and I are going to an exhibition and you might really like it.â
âIâm forcing her to come.â Jude tells me, leaning over to us. âJen hates contemporary art but Iâm making her come so I donât have to go on my own.â
She rolls her eyes and pulls a face. âContemporary art.â
âNo pressure at all.â He tells me. âBut yeah, if you want to, youâre welcome. Weâll mostly be hanging out in the city for the day anyway so whatever you feel like doing.â
âIâm just saying, it might be nice to get away for an afternoon.â Jen pats my hand.Â
âIâd love to.â I say, feeling my chest fill with happiness at the invitation. âYes, definitely. Iâll come along. What day?â
âSaturday.â
âOkay, see you Saturday.â I turn away and rush inside, smiling from ear to ear as I go to help peel Kelly off the bathroom floor.
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Mr. Peach, aka âbig Jimâ (James the Giant Peach) is still here. The rescue said sheâd take him after he healed from his surgery. I called, I texted - no reply. I ended up at my vetâs house Saturday night, he and his partner invited me to their daughterâs second birthday party (and I showed up, another miracle). She was supposed to be there but didnât come which felt strange. The next day, I finally texted my vetâs partner (who manages the operations for their mobile vet company), I asked her if A (rescue owner as well as an employee) was ok, that Iâd not heard from her. That I didnât want my vet to know, as she was his employee and her rescue should be separate from that. I learned that over the weekend, A had gotten several kittens sheâd found homes for returned, and she was overwhelmed.
When I tell you the panic. It was a Thing.
I texted A letting her know Iâd heard about her situation and that we were fine here and Iâd check back in next week, she called and we talked for a while. I love her commitment to always taking a cat back if it doesnât work. Sheâs new to all of this and Iâm not going to pile on to adding another cat in her parentsâ house where her dad isnât a fan of all of this to begin with. Thereâs an adoption event that Iâm going to bring him to this Saturday. I put an ad up on Next Door.
Iâm not going to talk about the melt down I had after we hung up, into that evening. What I will say is how thankful I am for this experience, for all the purging of pain and fear Iâm experiencing, old old old stuff that has clouded my judgment and my beliefs about others, and myself.
The next morning I woke up and dreaded going into Peachâs room for hours to play with him, then come out and play with the others, then back in with Peach at night. I realized how my entire life, I never made a move if the person in front of me was sad/angry/displeased with me. I froze - calculated- and shifted however I needed to so that would stop. The entirety of my focus has been watching others and reacting so Iâd stay connected, not rejected, not alone, not hated.
The rage of that - of those in my life not being willing to look past the glittery, funny, storytelling persona - engulfed me. The anger of no one being interested enough to go deeper - wanting to know me well enough, so they just accepted what was mostly just bullshit- the grief of that - was intense.
Something in me cleared and shifted. The constant worry about these cats - the panic at their reaction, the worry of Peach behind that closed door - it was my sole focus. This is all me, projecting so much onto them. In a good mood when things are peaceful and everyone seemed chill and rhen slammed into despair and panic and tears at the slightest altercation, desperate for help. So the answer to that was to separate them all and force that peace.
But *I* wasnât peaceful, that meant splitting my time up in that small room with him trying to keep him entertained vs my life outside of it where all I was doing was worrying about him. More of the same, abandoning myself for someone elseâs experience, convinced that their experience was the key to me staying alive, having love, being liked. Being ok. Feeling almost sick inside with worry and fretting. Putting them into the core of me being alive and surviving that day. Iâve been consumed by this for two months, almost three.
So I just opened up all of the doors. I donât want anymore closed doors in my home, I donât want that experience anymore. As long as Peach is here, the doors are going to be open. Not to the outside, so the big girls will be on a schedule to be on the deck. I slid my experience up to the front of my mind, and prioritized it. The voice inside, âyou selfish asshole, putting these cats in harm, what are you doing?â started screaming. I told it to leave. I pushed it away each time it showed me something terrible that might happen. I told it to leave. I kept saying âfuck this, fuck you. Go away.â I didnât let the big girls outside, I wasnât going to do that thing where I let them in and out, in and out, in and out. Stay in and deal with it.
In the midst of the hissing, growling, trilling (that was Peach, so excited to be with the cats), I started cleaning. Iâve neglected my space these last two months, just doing the basics like dishes, etc. so I put things away, cleaned the refrigerator, hung clothes up, swept, took tons of garbage out Iâd kept on the side deck. I did laundry , straightened my room. I was done worrying about it. As Shirley said, no one is going to die. No one has died. Then we all took a nap I my room, Buddy and Minnie on the bed and Peach underneath it (he tried to get up a few times and they were not having it). Peace. On my terms. Because this is my house. A new frontier gained.
The strength of that moment is not something I can put into words. It was the Diane that was never able to really leave her mom to go be with friends or OUT LIVING, discovering who she was because her mom would be by herself in that horrible house with that horrible man alone, how dare she go have fun when her mom was so sad, alone. Maybe in danger without her to be her comfort and protector. Itâs the Diane who would do everything to make her mom less sad, less angry, less upset so her mom wouldnât disappear into her room with a migraine, incapacitated, in so much pain she was suicidal. That Diane put herself first yesterday, and did it again this morning. And will do so everyday until the universe shows the path for Peach.
Iâm so grateful for this experience. For Shirley, helping me see when I am just purging, being my spiritual companion and guide through this process. Helping me understand that these cats are all just mirrors for what I need to heal and grow. I donât really even talk about her much because of how out there this is, more than once itâs come to me that this is scam and sheâs is kind of crazy and Iâve allowed someone nuts significant access to my mental well being. But then I come back to the impact - the growth, the clarity, overcoming so many fears - and I know all of this has been designed for me and my continued growth. So this morning, there are happy tears, grateful tears. Iâm proud of myself. And I am thankful to Peach for coming here and helping me.
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