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kayne malevolent and kevin wtnv should smoke a blunt together
#I dont even like smoking but#I want the scenario just to study them like fucked up reptiles#malevolent#wtnv#you cannot escape my buddy agenda#welcome to night vale
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pornstar! hobie brown x pornstar! reader | (obviously nsfw)
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☆ pornstar! hobie brown whose name you've heard floating around your feed since your first appearance. The one who you've been dying to get in touch with, but feared that your small following wouldn't interest him, like some of the others you've asked.
☆ pornstar! hobie brown, a veteran in the game, and by what you've heard is one of the best fucks some of the most seasoned creators have ever had.
☆ yeah, that same pornstar! hobie brown that just messaged you asking if you were down to collaborate with him one day.
☆ pornstar! hobie brown who had you screaming into your sheets and kicking your feet cause not only does he knows you exist, he wants to collab!
☆ pornstar! hobie brown who you immediately said yes to.
☆ pornstar! hobie brown and you then stayed up all night discussing the location, time, equipment, condoms, toys etc. you know the good stuff. he was surprisingly thorough, most people you've collaborate with just wanted to make sure you were clean and had a good camera.
☆ pornstar! hobie brown who when he showed up in the lobby of the hotel he booked, took your breath away. the man was ridiculously gorgeous. not to mention thay voice. god, fuck me sideways he's hot asf.
☆ pornstar! hobie brown took the initiative to started up some small talk as you made your way to the room. he could tell you were nervous, since you were much more talkative on the phone. and he could hear the excitement in your voice. but now you couldn't even look him in the eye. guess he's gonna have to do his best to ease your nerves.
☆ pornstar! hobie brown offered to do most of the heavy lifting like the setting up the cameras, lights, sanitizing the sheets, just whatever prep was needed. all he wanted from you was to get relaxed and ready.
☆ pornstar! hobie brown who started you off with a slow heated makeout session. he was a damn good kisser, and his lip piercing made the experience even better. he told you to guide his hands to wherever you wanted them. his hands were much bigger than yours, but still his palms were soft and warm to the touch.
☆ pornstar! hobie brown who's breath hitched once you directed one of his hands to cup your clothed cunt. you both stared at each other, both afraid to make any sudden moves.
☆ pornstar! hobie brown did his best to ensured you times that ""jus' say the word love, and all this stops. i won' be disappointed ok?" even though he said it with a half hearted tone, his gaze in his eyes was serious. the last thing he wanted was for you to force yourself.
☆ pornstar! hobie brown who was doing his best to ignore the mind numbing throb in his pants, as he waited on your response. you then moved his hand pass the waistband of your panties, so he could put his finger in between your folds. once he did, his eyes grew slightly wide. you were soaked.
☆ pornstar! hobie brown who you had to now ensure you were ready. "trust me I want this as much as you do, i promise i do". and with the simplest nod, he went to work.
☆ pornstar! hobie brown, that you found out was a real pussy drunk, had used his tongue to push pass your folds and was now tongue deep in your cunt. his hands pressed your hips further into his face anytime you even squirmed in the slightest. its not like you could help it. he sent the first few minutes searching your inner walls for the spot that made you cry out the loudest. and once he did it was hell to get him off it.
☆ the man, pornstar! hobie brown, was a messy ass eater. you could hear as he suckled hard on your clit. how whenever needed a break would just run his pressed tongue along your slit. and how he would groan whenever your walls tried to push out his tongue whenever you reached your peak.
☆ pornstar! hobie brown who reminded you to breathe as you struggled to ease in his length. he knew it would probably be a tight fit, that's why he made sure to coat your cunt with slick and spit before he tried. "don' worry jus' breathe love. shhh i know, but imma need you to relax for me. no it will fit, jus' stay with me now".
☆ pornstar! hobie brown who loved to give you face a light tap whenever your eyes would roll back or you mumbled to him when he asked you a question. he would most definitely grab your chin if he caught you staring at the camera instead of him. he knows it's for the optics, but hell he's the one fucking you dumb, so eyes on him. "don' focus on them. 'm right 'ere love. set thos' pretty eyes on me. trust me please baby. just you and me"
☆ pornstar! hobie brown that loves to run his fucking mouth. you almost told him to shut up, especially since he realized how your walls would pulse around him whenever he so much as let out a groan. what can he say, if he sees an opportunity to make you cum, he'll do whatever it takes.
☆ speaking of cum, pornstar! hobie brown who tell you to open your legs wider so the camera can get a good shot of the mess your cunt made of your inner thighs and his dick. "let 'em see baby, aw look at that. oh i kno' they gonna be so proud of you, but probably not as proud as me. good girl, lemme clean you off." yes he gave you a tongue bath.
☆ pornstar! hobie brown who just by fucking you to the edge in some random hotel room, helped you blow up practically overnight. don't be surprised if he hits you up for a part 2. (he would even if there was no camera)
#hobie brown smut#hobie brown x black!reader#atsv hobie#atsv fanfiction#atsv#hobie brown#hobart brown#hobie x reader#☆° via writes °☆#i feel like i need a cigarette yall....and i dont even smoke
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Ian and Mickey from Intro to Quantum Dating by @spoonfulstar
#this is my most re-read fic#my emotional support fic#i love it so much i cant even explain it#ao3 says i've visited it 516 times lmao#ian gallagher#mickey milkovich#ian x mickey#gallavich#shameless#shameless us#shameless fanart#gallavich fanart#shamelessnet#intro to quantum dating#spoonfulstar#i like to think they were studying in the student lounge and i dont know lets hand wave some reason mickey feels safe smoking a joint in th#student lounge okay??? okay.#my art#myshameyart#itqd
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#opgraphics#onepiecesource#sanji#one piece#egghead#op spoilers#spoilers#mine:all#mine:op#usersenka#userroh#usermoh#userkyaa#userjenny#userheidi#DON'T smoke kids this man is walking lung cancer i dont even know why i like him i'm crying onto my keyboard
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yall i blacked out and then woke up to this….. what is this…. who was so desperate to have more dottore x y/n that they drew more….. that’s crazy….
#don’t ask me why or how or Why again#i just .#i started thinking ab dottore with glasses n started howling#n then i looked at his mullet#‘what if he tied it back while he worked’#i would keep it back for him i mean what who said that#anyways walk with me………#my god i cannotget enough of him#if i was even more shameless id draw p.#p….p. p-por-#im not doing it im a pussy#n e ways#smiles#i didnt do any warmups before drawing these dont point out uh#the innacuracies#im aware#chucks this like a smoke grenade and runs like the cop in cloudy with a chance of meatballs again#il dottore x you#dottore x you#il dottore#dottore#dottore x y/n#dottore x reader#il dottore x y/n#il dottore x reader
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(wips) who here likes serijose or joserei!!! *exactly three ppl in the crowd cheer*
#this is what a lack of new mp100 content is doing to me... im i feel like im digging into crumbs#YES i know joseph and reigen have never even spoken to each other but just think of the compatibility between them!!!#they both uhh smoke?? or at least reigen used to... anyway theyre both bad at their jobs and have similar smuggish personalities...#yea thats all i got sorry#i like to think they met when reigen was still working at the water cooler company... in fact maybe they where coworkers even... huh huh#actually that reijose belongs with a compilation im making where reigen flirts with like every man in mp100...#you could call it a hoe down throw down if you will#now what the hell do i tag these ships as#mp100#mob psycho 100#my art#mp100 joseph#serizawa katsuya#reigen arataka#serijose#???#joseseri#????????#reijose#joserei#fuck i dont know!!!!#wips#cw smoking
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Draw English breakfast
Let’s not talk about it
#english breakfast#taco ii#oj ii#man#quigbox#this is what its like to me#does it look super edgy that theyre smoking? i dont care#its dramatic#theyre super duper dramatic#post ii15 i guess#english breakfast at its best when theyre not even together its just complicated#quigart
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When Kremy smokes, he likes to puff the smoke out of his nostrils. Makes him feel all dragon-y.
Gideon doesn’t actually need to puff out, the smoke goes out his hair like a chimney.
Gricko always eats his cigar/cigarette.
Frost smokes normally on the rare occasion he ever partakes.
Torbek somehow attempts to copy all four of them at the same time and always fails.
This is a true fact.
Considering Torbek eats plastic canonically i think perhaps he's better off eating the cigarettes than Gricko is, who proceeded to have a freak out about arsenic. I feel like Torbek has worse things in his body than arsenic.
Ive seen the Kremy one before, but Gideon just having the smoke like, poof out of his fire is funny and also cool as fuck. Their smoke sessions must be a wonder to observe (when they aren't rushed like in ep 19)
And for some reason I can see Frost smoking normally but I feel like that's how he wants to be. I feel like anytime he gets offered and he partakes he's like "I'm gonna look so fucking cool" and then he coughs up a lung. And he keeps doing it cause he thinks he'll look cool. Kremy and Gideon have stopped offering him smokes out of sheer pity and a little worry.
#ive never smoked before so i dont really have much more comment#dont smoke kids even if these guys look really cool#you wont look like Gideon you're gonna be a Frost or Torbek or Gricko ok#once upon a witchlight#legends of avantris#ouaw#text#this is a true fact#kremy lecroux#gideon coal#gricko grimgrin#morning frost#torbek#ask box hc#smoking mention
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my best friend talking about how sam 'moving on' when dean was in purgatory was out of character and hurtful because she believes if the roles were reversed and dean thought there was no way to get him back would've just gave up and shot himself in the head.
#shes not even a wincestie just genuinely into sam dean brotherhood#and its so funny when she discusses it with me and is like 'I wish the show ended with them killing themselves together'#like *smokes cigarette* me too. you dont even fucking know#or the fact shes anti destiel purely because 'sam and dean are there'#wincest#supernatural#samdean#sam winchester#dean winchester
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diversity win your spam emails are queer
#deltarune#spamton#swatch#art#doodles#pansexual#lgbt#bigshot spamton#stupid joke ive had sitting in my head for months whjbfghbjdfg. artist brain override gay brain (me too). good for him though!!#me refilling my printer ink tanks: omg my printer is pan... soooo coool....#and dont forget that he owned the mettaton dress of transgenderism either. arguably this has the trans flag colors too#wait theres a car joke here also. TransAm? more like TransPan. haha nice#+ his glasses fit the theme so Bonus Spam + i changed my 90s swat a little again#they're just gonna be different every time i draw them. for funsies. and thats fine. i havent even posted 90s queen yet SMFH !!!!!#there's something to be said about metaphors in their 90s fashion choices. something something more colorful design back then#something something not hiding their eyes yet something something Learned A Lesson....#you could read that a certain way. or perhaps not#obligatory 'my swatch uses they them' tag#obligatory 'fine to tag as ship if you want idc' tag#obligatory 'oh god i swear im trying so hard to draw and post more' tag#i saw a tag on a post from like 2019 that said 'man i only posted 9 times last month!' and im like. god. i wish i could post 9 times a#month Now???? honey you had a big storm comin#i just keep starting things i dont have the energy to finish. except for a silly gay color profile joke apparently#im sure the Smoke Smell goes reeeal good with the Dumpster Smell btw.
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so the dust smokes headcanon is really popular!!! i have an addition to it :33 cigarette smoke CLINGS to your body for a loooong loooong time,,,,, i don't know if monster dust has a smell but if it does maybe the cigarette smoke from his cigarettes could be used to cover up that smell so he doesn't have to deal with the scent of death all the time and yk,,,, feel the guilt :33
#me after going into the bathroom after a smoker (i STILL smell like smoke and its been like an hour)#better to smell like the death of others or what will be the death of yourself????#funny image of dust collapsing in the middle of a robbery or something and then horror and killer have to rush him to the hospital#BECAUSE HE HAD A FUCKING STROKE OR WHATEVER YOU GET FROM CIGARETTES 💀💀💀💀#listen they mightve fought after that. and dust's main argument wouldve been why didnt they just go back to smthnew so killer could reload#dust you fool dont you realize you sound just like your human. ANS ALSO THAY WOULDN'T EVEN WORK IN THE FIRST PLACE YOUD STILL HAVE TJE STROK#thinking about my other post mentioning dust and his smoking issues..... and how he'd never get over it with killer and horror LUL#but that's for another day heeheheheehhehe....... i can still hoard SOME ideas for now 😈😈😈#tricule hc#killer sans#dust sans#horror sans#murder time trio#utmv#sans au#theyre ALWAYS mentioned in full in my posts i have to tag them (liar. out of what obligation?)#STOP PLAYING GAMES FAMILY PLEASE START OPENING GIFTS I WANNA KNOW IF I GOT MY PIN MAKER OR NOT 💔💔💔💔
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about absence; presence. Lover; Warrior
Inspired by.
#animator vs animation#my drawings#ava#ava victim#victim.ava#victim animator vs animation#long post#i'll post the redraw of the first comic poem later i just wanted to finish this one first#sometimes i really think about victim and like. the way i interpret it clicked some time ago#like. his actions are now so very loud and striking and leave a smoking crater of course#but thats now like. his existence? the one we saw before? the one nogai saw was..#quiet...#maybe not in the literal sense. with that first fight. but on what it is now that a glimpse of a life's works came into light#but during all these years? basically radio silence. we didnt even know if he was alive until now#just. hints. a hunch. and a very good one on that#and well the new ep is coming soon so meanwhile i just wanted to get this out of my head#at least from my point of view a good way to see him i think is picking up what he left behind and how it mirrors-#today to paint a fuller image.#and. i dont know... that one art i linked Did inspired this and a lot more. it always did#and maybe... 'inspired by' can also mean. 'dedicated to'#for what is worth
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Well here's an Art vs artist meme with some art from this year!
I don't think I've ever done one of these before, but I really like this jacket. It's a marlboro jacket but I don't smoke and I already feel bad telling people I don't have a light and that will be bad x100 when I'm literally wearing a cigarette jacket so I tried to cover the patch up with one I made. cause I really like this jacket
#most of my family smokes (which is why I don't) so no judgement but yeah I dont have any I can share.. I could carry a lighter for people ig#but damn. what a good jacket. you cant even see the whole thing and my cool red belt with it#anyways. I never share pictures of myself cause people often get weird but I really like clothes!#which famously go on a person#and this is popular meme so I think its a good way for me to like break the ice for myself#if I am gonna ever share clothes I make/collect#I go thrifting like. every so often. used to be about once a month but has been less frequent recently#cause I cant afford spending like $50 on pants or whatever so I just check regularly#and if I like anything EVER then I get it then#and then I just mend my clothes so I can use them as long as possible basically#cause I just can't wait til I need pants to go and find pants that I like#otherwise I'll either end up with something I dont like or something that was way too expensive!!!#shoes are the hardest cause my feet are deformed. which is so sad cause shoes are like. I love them so much...#anyways.#art vs artist#me#idk what to tag this whatever#bye#thats me thats my face#if anyone is weird I'm deleting the post
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sparks fly
cleared the smoke for you
#spider man: across the spider verse#spider punk#spider noir#hobie brown#noirpunk#yes i AM repeating the same few poem pieces what of it#is ‘blood sweat and razor blades’ not fucking metal and perfect for them#shotgunning is like if. um. if you couldnt fuck on screen and needed a replacement scene of similar emotional intensity#or something#the intimacy of sharing breath. warmth. hand on your face guiding you closer#intricate rituaaaaaals#mmmmhhhhhhhhhhh i like them normal#they do this while pining and its torture. if you even care#btw the text behind them says#DARK SIDE OF LOVE HAPPINESS SEEMS TO BE LONELINESS AND LONELINESS KILLS MY WORLD#cw smoking#cw cigarettes#dont smoke kids
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IN HONOUR OF CAT DROPPING here’s a compilation of some old kazui memes bc i’m too lazy to make more <3 i love one man!!!!
#GAY KAZUI TRUTHERS WE WOONNNNNNN#i dont wanna hear anyone call that theory dumb. we were right all along. like his vd almost outright confirms it#i CRIED while listening to it his va did such a good job#BUT I DIGRESS. THE MV???????? INSANEEE#legit my favorite mv ever? like fr? its def in my top 3#ive been waiting for so long and im not disappointed at all. the song is a bop#and the visuals!!!!! KAZUI EATING A DOVE!!!!! SMOKING!!!!#deco actually made kazui just for me btw. not many ppl know it but its true#aaaaa i fell even more in love w/ him after the vd and mv…. his philosophy abt lying is so interesting and understandable#but anyway. at some point ill make more of these im just lazy!!! but i love kazui sm.#also yuno/kazui father/daughter dynamic>>>>>>>>> they are fambly…..#milgram#milgram memes#kazui mukuhara
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mascot
#this isnt vent dw!!! i dont smoke either i was just kinda going for some sort of vibe#i know its usually played for laughs or like. dark humor whenever ppl draw mascots without their heads and u can see the actor#but i always found it fascinating and a little sobering. ever since i was a kid ive always been hyperaware of ppl in costumes#like. even if i tried to block it out id be thinking the whole time 'its not real. theres a person in that suit who gets paid to do this'#it used to be an uncomfortable nagging feeling but now its like. oh yeah theres someone with a whole life story doing this. idk#i think when i tell ppl im not conscious of my body its like. im not dysphoric or experience dissociation but. at the same time#it feels like my physical body doesnt fully outwardly represent me..?? like some sort of costume#i like to phrase it as being a giant hairless mecha and inside theres a very tiny puppy piloting the damn thing#and the other thing is. when i draw my sona i dont really see it as what i /wish/ i looked like or how i want people to see me#its like being in a costume and just. fucking around with some sort of barrier between myself and others#plus mascots arent allowed to talk and i dont really. engage with other ppl in public spaces that it kinda feels like ad lib#i share a lot abt my life but ironically im also a private person..... i guess it just gives me some sort of control over my identity#my art#myart#my oc#sona#mascot#furry#??? is this furry art????#twinkle#puppysona#edit: had to outline it bc i just realized it looks really weird on dark mode -_-
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