#I dont even like smoking but

[dyke-in-crisis]

kayne malevolent and kevin wtnv should smoke a blunt together

[hobies-princealbert]

pornstar! hobie brown x pornstar! reader | (obviously nsfw)

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☆ pornstar! hobie brown whose name you've heard floating around your feed since your first appearance. The one who you've been dying to get in touch with, but feared that your small following wouldn't interest him, like some of the others you've asked.

☆ pornstar! hobie brown, a veteran in the game, and by what you've heard is one of the best fucks some of the most seasoned creators have ever had.

☆ yeah, that same pornstar! hobie brown that just messaged you asking if you were down to collaborate with him one day.

☆ pornstar! hobie brown who had you screaming into your sheets and kicking your feet cause not only does he knows you exist, he wants to collab!

☆ pornstar! hobie brown who you immediately said yes to.

☆ pornstar! hobie brown and you then stayed up all night discussing the location, time, equipment, condoms, toys etc. you know the good stuff. he was surprisingly thorough, most people you've collaborate with just wanted to make sure you were clean and had a good camera.

☆ pornstar! hobie brown who when he showed up in the lobby of the hotel he booked, took your breath away. the man was ridiculously gorgeous. not to mention thay voice. god, fuck me sideways he's hot asf.

☆ pornstar! hobie brown took the initiative to started up some small talk as you made your way to the room. he could tell you were nervous, since you were much more talkative on the phone. and he could hear the excitement in your voice. but now you couldn't even look him in the eye. guess he's gonna have to do his best to ease your nerves.

☆ pornstar! hobie brown offered to do most of the heavy lifting like the setting up the cameras, lights, sanitizing the sheets, just whatever prep was needed. all he wanted from you was to get relaxed and ready.

☆ pornstar! hobie brown who started you off with a slow heated makeout session. he was a damn good kisser, and his lip piercing made the experience even better. he told you to guide his hands to wherever you wanted them. his hands were much bigger than yours, but still his palms were soft and warm to the touch.

☆ pornstar! hobie brown who's breath hitched once you directed one of his hands to cup your clothed cunt. you both stared at each other, both afraid to make any sudden moves.

☆ pornstar! hobie brown did his best to ensured you times that ""jus' say the word love, and all this stops. i won' be disappointed ok?" even though he said it with a half hearted tone, his gaze in his eyes was serious. the last thing he wanted was for you to force yourself.

☆ pornstar! hobie brown who was doing his best to ignore the mind numbing throb in his pants, as he waited on your response. you then moved his hand pass the waistband of your panties, so he could put his finger in between your folds. once he did, his eyes grew slightly wide. you were soaked.

☆ pornstar! hobie brown who you had to now ensure you were ready. "trust me I want this as much as you do, i promise i do". and with the simplest nod, he went to work.

☆ pornstar! hobie brown, that you found out was a real pussy drunk, had used his tongue to push pass your folds and was now tongue deep in your cunt. his hands pressed your hips further into his face anytime you even squirmed in the slightest. its not like you could help it. he sent the first few minutes searching your inner walls for the spot that made you cry out the loudest. and once he did it was hell to get him off it.

☆ the man, pornstar! hobie brown, was a messy ass eater. you could hear as he suckled hard on your clit. how whenever needed a break would just run his pressed tongue along your slit. and how he would groan whenever your walls tried to push out his tongue whenever you reached your peak.

☆ pornstar! hobie brown who reminded you to breathe as you struggled to ease in his length. he knew it would probably be a tight fit, that's why he made sure to coat your cunt with slick and spit before he tried. "don' worry jus' breathe love. shhh i know, but imma need you to relax for me. no it will fit, jus' stay with me now".

☆ pornstar! hobie brown who loved to give you face a light tap whenever your eyes would roll back or you mumbled to him when he asked you a question. he would most definitely grab your chin if he caught you staring at the camera instead of him. he knows it's for the optics, but hell he's the one fucking you dumb, so eyes on him. "don' focus on them. 'm right 'ere love. set thos' pretty eyes on me. trust me please baby. just you and me"

☆ pornstar! hobie brown that loves to run his fucking mouth. you almost told him to shut up, especially since he realized how your walls would pulse around him whenever he so much as let out a groan. what can he say, if he sees an opportunity to make you cum, he'll do whatever it takes.

☆ speaking of cum, pornstar! hobie brown who tell you to open your legs wider so the camera can get a good shot of the mess your cunt made of your inner thighs and his dick. "let 'em see baby, aw look at that. oh i kno' they gonna be so proud of you, but probably not as proud as me. good girl, lemme clean you off." yes he gave you a tongue bath.

☆ pornstar! hobie brown who just by fucking you to the edge in some random hotel room, helped you blow up practically overnight. don't be surprised if he hits you up for a part 2. (he would even if there was no camera)

[deedala]

Ian and Mickey from Intro to Quantum Dating by @spoonfulstar

[piratehunted]

[catscidr]

yall i blacked out and then woke up to this….. what is this…. who was so desperate to have more dottore x y/n that they drew more….. that’s crazy….

[almondpiglet]

(wips) who here likes serijose or joserei!!! *exactly three ppl in the crowd cheer*

[qui-gg]

Draw English breakfast

Let’s not talk about it

[ouaw-facts-i-just-made-up]

When Kremy smokes, he likes to puff the smoke out of his nostrils. Makes him feel all dragon-y.

Gideon doesn’t actually need to puff out, the smoke goes out his hair like a chimney.

Gricko always eats his cigar/cigarette.

Frost smokes normally on the rare occasion he ever partakes.

Torbek somehow attempts to copy all four of them at the same time and always fails.

This is a true fact.

Considering Torbek eats plastic canonically i think perhaps he's better off eating the cigarettes than Gricko is, who proceeded to have a freak out about arsenic. I feel like Torbek has worse things in his body than arsenic.

Ive seen the Kremy one before, but Gideon just having the smoke like, poof out of his fire is funny and also cool as fuck. Their smoke sessions must be a wonder to observe (when they aren't rushed like in ep 19)

And for some reason I can see Frost smoking normally but I feel like that's how he wants to be. I feel like anytime he gets offered and he partakes he's like "I'm gonna look so fucking cool" and then he coughs up a lung. And he keeps doing it cause he thinks he'll look cool. Kremy and Gideon have stopped offering him smokes out of sheer pity and a little worry.

[winbred]

my best friend talking about how sam 'moving on' when dean was in purgatory was out of character and hurtful because she believes if the roles were reversed and dean thought there was no way to get him back would've just gave up and shot himself in the head.

[cozylittleartblog]

diversity win your spam emails are queer

[regrettable-username]

things i think would happen if house of anubis had a TV-14 rating (in 2011):

- victor sr.'s decaying body would've actually been in the senet prison chamber

- joy's downward spiral in s2 includes a drug abuse storyline (into recovery by the end of the season)

- amber is so clearly a closeted lesbian in denial that by s3 everyone is saying "it's okay if you have something to tell us, we'll accept you <3" but she obliviously thinks its about fashion school

- mara's goth phase is amped up x10 and she also goes full wiccan stereotype (with black decor and candles etc)

- bag/room searches would be disguised as drug searches (and maybe somehow victor has secretly trained a dog to smell artifacts??)

- at least one physical bloody fight per season

- rufus dies the same way but eddie gets to lay a few punches on him first

- one of nina's unconvincing lies would be that someone has mono

- eddie wants to have sex but patricia is afraid of intimacy so she manufactures a situation where victor catches them making out to scare eddie. eddie jokingly suggests going in the tunnels but patricia pours a drink on him

- fabian and mick have the exact same gay moments but have to prove their manliness/straightness after

- sibuna accidentally discovers something sexual (like maybe young adult sarah's explicit letters, or nude drawings/photos in frobisher's study)

- there would be a drag show at some point (or at least a scheme involving drag)

- when alfie turns into a child his main gag would be thinking its hilarious that he can swear as much as he wants

- implied that fabian and mara fuck at the end of touchstone of ra

- jerome would be metrosexual

[triglycercule]

so the dust smokes headcanon is really popular!!! i have an addition to it :33 cigarette smoke CLINGS to your body for a loooong loooong time,,,,, i don't know if monster dust has a smell but if it does maybe the cigarette smoke from his cigarettes could be used to cover up that smell so he doesn't have to deal with the scent of death all the time and yk,,,, feel the guilt :33

[stickmenyaoi]

about absence; presence. Lover; Warrior

Inspired by.

[marciaillust]

oh boy i did not start this year on a good note, 4 days in and im a ghost on my dead tired legs begging for rest

[deoidesign]

Well here's an Art vs artist meme with some art from this year!

I don't think I've ever done one of these before, but I really like this jacket. It's a marlboro jacket but I don't smoke and I already feel bad telling people I don't have a light and that will be bad x100 when I'm literally wearing a cigarette jacket so I tried to cover the patch up with one I made. cause I really like this jacket

[whaliiwatching]

sparks fly

cleared the smoke for you