#I don't need him

[fuzzybluefox]

So anyways, there's definately more than 1 timeline where Sayaka & Kyousuke get together. And its my headcannon that in one of those there's this one timeline where Oktavia instead of only having the instrument he plays (violin/guitar) , she has an entire orchestra.

Like - every d*mn instrument, a full, grand orchestra

Out of sheer spite or smth

( I don't hate kyousuke or anything I just thought it'll be funny)

[aldercove]

Day 19 in Alder Cove

Started the day with a suprise. I put this plot down last night before I realised you can only get one mystery island villager per day and thought 'oh well they can take up to five days to fill". I was wrong.

He's not a deer but he's not nearly as bad as Keaton.

Zells first none unpacking day on the island started badly for him

He was given medicine promptly so he'll start the day tomorrow with his partner in crime Lopez instead.

With Lopez officially moved in, we hit 8 villagers which means we were finally able to get higher than two stars.

It will not stay four for long. Tomorrow we shall have the k.k.slider concert and then it's terraforming time!

We started by moving Nooks Cranny back a few spaces as while I want the entrance to feel tight and cluttered, it wasn't accessible in the way I wanted it.

I've finally got Sable talking to me too, I enjoy her so much and am looking forward to these little interactions.

C.j. finally turned up today, my pile of fish was gratefully removed, even if I did discover he discriminates adding what I catch with my hands verses a rod

And finally, I'm concerned about Shino, she seems to have taken a liking to Keaton and had spent the day following him around often staring at him open mouthed. I hope it's because she can't believe he's so rude... I worry it's because she doesn't.

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[hinamie]

post-graduation trip airport looks

[frenchublog]

[wishfulsketching]

Season 1 Silco, my beloved

[prlssprfctn]

Cryptid!Alfred, who is actually immortal. Like, he cannot die for forever - he did once, during the war, and after that... for some reason, he kept coming back, completely without any additional magical help. He sometimes dies again, and then mysteriously comes back on the next morning, as if nothing happened. Bruce used to it at some point, so instead of asking questions (Alfred has no answers, anyway) he just pretends that it is normal. He gaslights kids to think the same. Like, what do you mean he died, Damian? No, he is alrightish. Look in the kitchen, he is making us breakfast. It probably was just a bad dream.

So, when Jason dies and gets back? Oh, Alfred knows his grandson has the same curse/blessing. Because it wasn't the Lazarus Pit that brought Jason back after all, but some strange, unexplainable force. Perhaps, both of them are just bound to end up as guardians, as warriors and protectors - that's why they keep coming back.

...Nevertheless, it doesn't make their family less... anxious about the whole thing. These two from the other side? Oh, they absolutely enjoy their immortal hang-out hours.

Jason: What was your funniest death?

Alfred: I am going to say... that one time, when I was teaching young master Bruce using a hunting rifle, and he accidentally shot me. I came back in fifteen minutes, and, of course, a poor thing was sobbing, but afterwards he was doing all chores for a month. Wonderful days.

Jason: Damn, poor Brucie... My funniest gotta be that one time, when Roy and I got drunk, and I legit jumped off the building because I thought I can fly. Roy had never got sober that quick.

(The first time Jason dies on the family's watch)

Dick, sobbing: Alfred... Alfred... He died! His neck was snapped! How can I live-

Alfred, casually leaning to snap Jason's neck again: Wake up, my boy.

Jason, dramatically gasping for air: Damn, who made me a massage, while I was sleeping?

Tim: What. The. Fuck.

[s3rrrpentine]

soap will be hearing dad jokes but like 3 times

[raticalshoez]

Was thinking of my post about dream teams and got really invested in whatever Unrequited Hate has going on

[lazylittledragon]

what if i broke all the bones in your legs actually

[lucabyte]

there's a stranger who sleeps at the foot of your bed

[benevolenterrancy]

poor Liu Qingge is really going through it in the succubus extra, he just had to go and get a crush on the most oblivious man alive

"Younger than me... we had a rocky start... completely devoted.... often together.... saved each other..... peerless beauty..... outstanding talent.... noble blood.... totally in love with me...... Wow what a weird love fortune! Definitely doesn't match anyone in my life!" says Shen Qingqiu while actively sitting next to one of the two men it perfectly describes

[bl00dalchemist]

A headcanon of mine.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I'm back in the Tigers cage again.

(You too can join in on throwing a Rat Of A Man into a Tiger cage by reading Tiger Tiger)

[quadrantadvisor]

Thinking about DP x DC Jason Todd being a revenant again. Here's my scenario. Jason gets called that by some ghost. He's like "what the fuck is that supposed to mean?" He's heard the term before but he doesn't know any actual lore. He googles it. He scrolls past the Leonardo DiCaprio bear movie. He opens the wiki. Sees the words "animated corpse" and gets a chill diwn his spine. He starts reading the first section.

He closes Wikipedia.

That night he has a nightmare that his family buried him, again, this time with precautions. He wakes up in his own grave, full of stones, too heavy to move, to scream.

[qqueenofhades]

Kamala’s taking absolutely no prisoners tonight!!!! Came right out swinging with how he handled 2020 and didn’t stop dragging him with aaaaaaaaall the receipts!

Look. I have so many better things to do with my limited and finite time on this beautiful planet than to listen to Donald Trump talk about anything, so I did not watch the debate. However, I did peep on twitter and the unanimous consensus is that she is absolutely killing, KILLING HIM:

And like. I knew she would do well, but I didn't think it would be an absolute clean clock KTFO, not least because the media will be desperate to help him clean it up in the next few days. But when the legacy media is desperately trying to figure out how to make "Here's how Kamala's crushing debate win is actually bad for her!!!" work, I'd say that's a very good position to be in.