#I don't like leno

[blueeyeddarkknight]

NEW archival Val interview with Jay Leno 1997 😍❤️

Credit :I found this interview by pure luck 😂 on weibo posted by this person

[iizuumi]

Enough general kn8 art, time to make everyone look at my weird little ship hello

[totallybakedcake]

Hiii, Can I have a kn8 request for Narumi, Hoshina and Ichikawa (seperate) with their s/o who's paying attention to a very small plush version of themselves? Like the smoother the plushie some kisses or snuggling it? What would the boys reaction about this?

Were you just?

Ichikawa

Reno is one of the most needed members of the defense force. After being compatible with Kaiju No. 6, he has been training extra hard. Although his results were getting better every day, it seemed like something was still lacking despite his hard work.

Him and your time

It was something that you never brought up with Reno. Just busying yourself got it off your mind and made you relax a little.

but your heart ached for your boyfriend, who looked too hot wearing the number six suit while looking all serious and determined.

Your childhood best friend, Haruichi, did not like seeing his friend so depressed, so he realized he needed to give him or her something special to get them back to normal.

He succeeded way too spectacularly.

"'m home!" Leno just felt another wave of joy saying that. Finally, he had gotten some days off. He was literally walking to your room. Reno couldn't stop thinking about what all he had planned: a Konbini dinner, movie night, stargazing, late-night cuddles, kisses, and

His jaw dropped.

It was a heart-stopping sight—you cuddling with a plush version of yourself? You looked too gorgeous in that loose nightgown while peacefully listening to music, with closed eyes, snuggling and kissing a plush version of yourself.

He felt hot and angry all of a sudden; his heart was beating faster than usual, and he clenched his fists tighter. Wait, was he jealous?Name opened his or her eyes to see his or her boyfriend standing there, his mouth wide open while staring at your plushie. A smirked crawled to your face, boyfriend jelly?

Name snapped awake to see his or her boyfriend staring at your plush toy with his mouth agape. Boyfriend Jelly, did a sly smile creep up on you?

Quickly sneaking a plush version of yourself, you threw your arms around Reno, tackling him in a suffocating hug while pulling him closer.

He closed his eyes, ready for a kiss, but that never came; instead, a soft feeling came onto his lips. A plush version of yourself. It was the last straw, as he lost his patience.

"You little teaser--" He tossed your plush toy far away and then pulled you in for a clinging kiss. He was exploring your tongue with a hunger that only stopped when he started kissing you all over your body. He needed to teach you not to tease him after not seeing you for so long. He picked you up with ease and threw you onto the bed.

Yeah, you needed to pull pranks like these more often for these types of punishments.

Hoshina

"Hey, Kikoru and Reno?" Kafka asked in a whisper, screaming, looking at them with eyes like he would break down any second.

"Oi K-k-k kafka? Why the hell happened to you?" Kikoru tried to calm down the man, who was ready to cry.

"Why is Hoshina Fuk-taicho the meanest person right now? Yeah, I mean, he is mean almost every time, but isn't it too extra from the past few days? He gave me 100 more pushups for talking about how a partner whom you are dating always loves his or her boyfriend and gives him all the attention."

"Senpai, are you an idiot? I just got another 2 laps for murmuring, so please don't!" Reno karate chopped Kafka before coming even closer, which, for some reason, made Kikoru's face turn into a tomato as her heart felt ticklish.

"The platoon leader's name is the reason behind it. She and him are dating and probably had an argument because Hoshina Fuk-taicho literally gives her glares, and she just smiles at him and walks away."

"Oh, I see you guys have time to chit-chat during training. How about 10 more laps for each of you?" Hoshina butted in and threw them a glare that could probably kill them. With a sigh, Soshiro started walking home as they all fled.

He was furious because of that gosh-darn plush version of himself that you owned. It was cute at first, but after you started giving it more attention than him, he started getting pissed off. How the fuck can a plushie like him get more love than the real deal?

He took off his shoes, tossed his jacket on the coat rack, and walked into the bedroom to find you dozing off with the stuffed version of himself. Your expression was content.

He blushed

You have been taking that plush practically everywhere he can think of for the past few days—obviously not the bathroom. You would give him those adorable puppy eyes that would make him give up on trying to take it away.

He carefully removed the plush and threw it somewhere you could not find it because he had finally had enough.

Soshiro gently laid down on the bed, pulling (name) close as he nuzzled his face on your shoulder. "Name, you are such a teaser; it makes me feel annoyed, but even if I do feel annoyed, how can I not stop thinking about how cute you look?"

He smiled at his own words. His eyes closed, he fell asleep beside you.

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I AM SORRY to anyone who has been waiting for any uploads, sorry to even this person whose request I could not even finish in one go and need to have a part 2 for this now.

I have been quite sick for the past week and I still am but I just wanted to do something for 90 followers you know. I feel like this fic is not that good, again I am sorry to that person if you feel disappointed in me.

ALSO

I am starting this question thing where I just ask random questions, why am I doing this? I also don't know

If you could, what would you have added in the kaiju no 8 manga or anime?

[lehguru]

AND I WONDER + KAIJU NO. 8

what is the thing you say/do that affects them the most feat. kafka hibino, leno ichikawa, mina ashiro, soshiro hoshina, gen narumi

info: tried to make it as sweet as possible bcuz i love all of them <3!!; not proofread

hibino is a grown man and he's often seen as the backbone of whatever place he becomes a part of, there isn't much things that you can say that would affect him. but, try to hug this man once to see how he would simply melt. he didn't get that kind of affection very often throughout his life – his dating life was nowhere near as active as he wished it to be –, so you showing any kind of physical affection towards him, would make hibino's heart flutter in his chest. he always adores when you randomly hug him and he is constantly thinking about when you're gonna give a 'hug attack' again.

leno is very sensitive to any praise you send his way. he is often being praised and complimented on his skills, but there's something about you praising him that just... makes him impossibly shy. whenever you give him any words of affirmation, his cheeks flare up and he tries to hide his face from you, he says something along the lines of "don't be silly" and tries to leave. even if he behaves like that, whenever he accomplishes something, his mind always drifts to what you will think of it – and what are the praises that will come with your acknowledgement of them.

mina doesn't fall hard for words, no matter how smooth or soft you try to be with it. the thing that always catches her off guard is you keeping any promise you make her. no matter how small or big the promise is, if you keep it, it will shake her to her core and bring out the small child that once made a promise – that was broken – with her best friend. even if she doesn't think often about your shared promises, you will never truly know the extent that they matter to her. you will never know how much you matter to her.

hoshina adores, and i mean adores, when you laugh at his jokes or laugh at the same things he laughs at. more often than not, people reprimand him for laughing during serious situations, but when you came into his life and started to laugh with him... that instantly made you win his heart. some would say that saying he is a good fighter against monsters would be something he prefers, but the way that you accepted and enjoy a side of him that no one else really seems to enjoy, that matters so much to him; without much time, you entered his heart and mind, and you're definitely not going to leave soon.

narumi seems hard to please, but he's quite the opposite of that. he will eat up any praise you give him; above everything though, he would adore to have you show that you two are equals. whether it be through your words or actions – you don't have to show that you're stronger, any sign of confidence works –, he would love to see you showing dominance and going against him sometimes. he knows you want only the best things for him, but if you're not afraid to call him out for his truly bad actions, that would always make him feel that he has someone that he can share a little of his burden with.

2023 © content belongs to lehguru, but the characters used in them belong to their respective creators!!

[anime-allover]

You tell them, that you're a kaijuu| Soshiro, Narumi, and Leno

Gender neutral

Warning: mild spoilers

You to say it twice for him

He doesn't know what to feel right now

But at the end he'll still be with you

"Gen." You sat down in front of the TV, in Narumi's view. Narumi leaned to the side to see the TV but you wouldn't let him. Narumi pouted and put the controller down. He looked at you and crossed his arms.

"You have all of my attention y/n." You smiled but that smile didn't lasted long. Narumi noticed this and got serious. "Y/n, what's wrong?"

"There's... something I need to tell you." You broke eye contact with him and looked at an empty bag of chips on the floor. Narumi stayed silent waiting for you to continue. You took a deep breath and looked at him. "I'm a kaijuu." Narumi smiled.

"Oh, it's ok Y/n, I don't see- wait what?" Narumi smile dropped, he thinks that he heard you wrong.

"I'm a Kaijuu, Gen." Narumi was silent, the news you told him was big. He kills Kaijuus but he never expected that you're also one. What happens if the others finds out? Will they use you as a weapon too? "-n, Gen!"

Narumi shook his head and quickly pull you into a hug. "Thank you for trusting and telling me. I'm not mad or anything, it's just a lot to take in. I don't want the others to know, because something might happen to you if word gets out." Narumi sighed and buried he head onto your shoulder. "I still love you, so don't think otherwise, ok?"

He'll just stare at you

You kinda wish that you're inside of his head, just to know what he's thinking about

"Soshiro?" You looked at him worriedly. Hoshina, snapped out of his trance and placed his hands on his face. He then started to overreact.

"Why do I attract humanoid Kaijuus!" He groaned out loud. You looked at him in confusion.

"You attract them? Who else is a Kaijuu?" Hoshina stopped overreacting and placed his hands on your shoulders with a serious look on his face.

"how many times have you transformed?"

"uh.. not that much I guess?" You tried to think. Hoshina let out a sigh.

"That's good, I can't have a s/o that's stuck in Kaijuu form. Then how will I have a super cool family." Hoshina let's go of you and smiled to himself.

"w-wait, you're not going to kill me or report me?"

"Nah, why would I? I want you all to myself and they might take all your time away from me. We don't want that." You let out a sigh of relief and hugged him tightly.

"Aaaa, I love you Soshiro!"

"Mhm~, now you owe me"

He'll be so dramatic when you tell him

He might even cry because does it look like he wants to go through with this again?

You were squirming in your seat as Ichikawa let out a huge groan while he put his face into his hand. He looked at you between his fingers and you looked back at him with a shy but nervous smile.

You scratched your cheek and looked away from him. "I-I know it'll be uncomfortable for you to-"

"no no no, that's not why I'm like this." He shook his head and sighed. You wait for him to continue because you're confused. "I'm like this because I'll be a worried mess all over again."

"What do you mean?" You were still confused. Ichikawa grabbed your hands and squeezed them tightly.

"Promise me that you won't go fighting all alone, and not transform so recklessly- actually don't transform at all, you don't have no reason to transform in the first place because you have me to protect you." He looked at you seriously. You blushed and you were even more confused.

"H-Huh?"

"Just promise me!" He held your hands tighter.

"uh- ok ok! I promise!"

He let out a sigh of relief and let go of your hands with a small smile on his face. "Good."

Thank you for reading!

[peachhcs]

world juniors surprise

hughes!sister x will smith au (samy + will)

samy surprises the guys in canada at world juniors!

wc: 2.4k

this is more gabe, ryan + samy just because i like writing their friendship and showing how much they all enjoy each other’s company and hanging out all together even when will isn’t around. (i also didn’t know how to end this so ending sucks my bad)

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even though will wasn't playing at world juniors anymore, samy still wanted to support her other boston boys and her parents were suckers for hockey, so they made the trip into canada for the rest of the tournament. samy also really loved surprises, so she made an effort to surprise ryan and gabe upon arriving. 

she texted back and forth with drew and zeev about making sure neither of the boys found out as she snuck into the practice rink near the end of their practice. she stayed close to the back of the bleachers, watching as the boys played a scrimmage. the sound of the puck hitting against their sticks was like music to her ears. 

drew glanced her way and she gave a tiny wave. the taller boy smiled, making sure to not draw any attention in her direction. she saw ryan wearing the big C on his uniform and gabe with his A and she couldn't be prouder of the two. after all the work they've put in the last year and this season so far, they definitely deserved it. 

their coach called them in after another few minutes for his last remarks about practice before sending them free for the day. with everyone's back turned, samy carefully snuck her way onto the ice.

head coach carle saw her making her way towards them. he began wrapping up his last words, "good work today boys. get some good sleep, we have a big day tomorrow." ryan began standing back up to call out their cheer when coach stopped him, "actually, i think we have someone else who wants to call the cheer today." 

the boys grew confused until samy said, "mind if i do one leno?" 

ryan's head snapped towards her, eyes wide with surprise. the other boys copied his movements, all of their gazes quickly lighting up when they saw the familiar hughes sister.

"no fucking shit," ryan laughed and skated towards her. gabe wasn't far behind as they hugged. 

"what are you even doing here?" gabe laughed as he took his hug and the other guys rallied around for a hello. with most of these boys being old u18s and u17s, samy was very familiar with all of them so she greeted each of the boys with a friendly smile. 

"i'm here to watch hockey, duh?" the girl laughed. 

"what a great surprise. it's good to see you," ryan grinned. 

"we did help plan, by the way," drew spoke up next to zeev. 

"impressive. i don't think i've ever been on the receiving end of a surprise before," gabe patted the girl's shoulder. 

"well since you're here and you asked, you can do the honors," ryan said meaning the team cheer. 

"all hands in," samy smiled and the boys put their gloved hands in the center. "usa on 3. 1, 2, 3, usa," they broke and finally started skating off the ice now in chatter about samy being there. 

"how long are you staying?" ryan asked.

"the whole tournament. my parents are here too. they couldn't pass up an opportunity to watch some good hockey," she giggled. 

"well, we're glad you're here. i don't think we've ever been surprised by you before. give us like..twenty minutes to shower and change and we'll be out," gabe said and samy nodded. she wasn't a stranger to waiting around after a game or practice, so she made herself comfortable against the wall across from the locker room. 

the youngest hughes sent a quick picture to will telling him she successfully surprised the boys. they were both sad he couldn't join her in canada because of the games he had to be at coming up, but he was there in spirit and obviously, samy was going to send him all the game updates. 

james and aram came out of the locker room first. the older brunette quickly hurried over to greet samy where she gave both of them warm hugs. 

"good to see you again hughesy. congrats on your national title by the way," aram nudged her shoulder. 

"thank you. it's good to see you guys too. how's boston been?" she asked and the two nodded.

"amazing. awesome. perfect," james chuckled. 

"you've been doing pretty good this season. i can't believe my little u17 is all grown up," samy poked james' shoulder making him flush. in her eyes, him, teddy, cole would always be her u17s no matter how old they got. 

"i try to stay humble," the boy mumbled, but smiled nonetheless. teddy and cole were the next ones out, quickly rushing over to say a proper hello. samy hugged them all the same. 

"it's kind of weird seeing you without will here," teddy laughed. 

"yeah, i know, but i really wanted to come see you guys. i can't believe how grown up you are," she pinched teddy and cole's cheeks like a big sister would, which, in some ways, she was a big sister to them. 

"you say that like we went from 12 to 17 overnight," cole said making the others laugh. 

"in my eyes you did. i feel like a mom who's birds all left the nest," samy held her heart and the boys exchanged a glance knowing how sappy and sentimental she got. 

the last four finally came back out after another ten minutes. drew and zeev hurried over to also give the youngest hughes a proper hug. "thanks for helping with the surprise," she said.

"of course. glad i got to finally be in the know this time around," drew grinned. 

"are you hungry at all? we can all catch an early dinner late lunch?" ryan wondered and the others nodded, wanting to tag along.

"sure, i'm down," samy agreed too. 

they decided on a restaurant not too far from the rink and piled into their cars. samy got in with ryan and gabe, the dark-haired boy offering her the front while ryan got in the driver's seat.

"when's em and julianne coming down?" samy wondered. 

"emma's coming this weekend and i think julianne is too. like everyone is coming this weekend," gabe said, clicking his seatbelt in. 

"i'm excited to see everyone. all we'll be missing is will and hannah."

"isn't hannah in like jamaica for break?" ryan wondered and the girl nodded.

"yup, her big winter break vacation. the pictures have been super cool though." 

they pulled out of the lot, the other hockey boys following behind them. "so how are you feeling about being captains?" the brunette shifted the subject, her gaze bouncing between the two boys. 

"good, i think. we're feeling confident about this tournament and i think we've been doing a good job?" ryan said in a bit of a question as he gazed back at gabe through the rearview.

"i'm feeling confident too. it's gonna be a good tournament," the dark-haired boy agreed.

"good, i'm glad to hear that. you guys have really great players on the roster this year. you guys and hagens should be a good trio," the girl nodded. 

"dude, hagens is a fucking beast. he's crazy good. he's like the will smith of his year," gabe quickly gushed at the mention of the other taller brunette. 

"i've heard. he was always really good at dev," samy agreed. 

"i know he's gonna go quick at the draft next year. there's no way he doesn't," ryan turned into the restaurant parking lot. all the other boys pulled in, scattering to find parking spots.

the poor hostess was definitely a bit frightened when almost ten hockey players came into the restaurant without a reservation, but somehow, she managed to seat all of them. their chatter carried across the table between one another talking about world juniors, college, hockey, michigan, san jose—all of the topics getting covered. 

"hey, i'm just wondering how you get smitty to post pictures of you like that," aram snickered making the other boys laugh. samy flushed and just shook her head.

"i have no idea. you have to ask him," she shrugged.

"he's sooo whipped for you," zeev poked her shoulder and the girl's poor flush got worse and opted to bury her face in her hands instead. 

"oh she knows. we all know. you should've seen how bad they were before they got together. it was so obvious," ryan shook his head slightly making gabe, drew, and aram all laugh. 

fall of 2021 (samy's junior year and will's first year of dev)

"where are you going?" ryan wondered when he saw his friend putting his coat on. will's gaze snapped in his direction.

"my mom and i are going down to samy's soccer game. you wanna come with?" ryan didn't know the youngest hughes that well yet. their only interaction had been at her house the first time and then she was at some of the preseason games, but the boy wouldn't pass up an opportunity to get out of house and watch a game of soccer. 

"yeah sure," he shrugged and got to find his coat. "do you guys always go to games?" 

"usually, yeah. my mom always had the highlights up or read about it online," will shrugged and the brunette just nodded. he still thought about how much will played it down how close him and samy were and after meeting her, the guys quickly realized how much closer they were than will led on. 

mrs. smith filled the silence with asking the boys about how the program was going so far and if they were liking it to which they said yes. it was hard getting any elaboration out of sixteen year old boys. 

the stands were fairly packed when they got there. colleen found samy's parents and the boys followed her since they didn't really know anyone from her school. 

"there she is," will pointed to samy's #6 down on the field warming up. "she has crazy pre game superstitions. she always has to have her hair up in a braid and she usually eats two apples before every game," the blonde continued. 

"sounds serious," ryan chuckled to himself and will nodded.

"you have no idea. she gets insane with her superstitions," the blonde laughed too. samy finally looked back up at the stands where will waved. she quickly waved back when she saw him, a large smile on her lips. 

"i'm definitely dragging all of you guys out to these games. samy loves the support and she'll find it funny seeing all of us in the stands," the more will kept talking about her the more curious ryan got with their relationship because he seriously wondered just how close they really were. 

the game got underway and ryan also began realizing just how much he liked girl's soccer. he didn't usually watch it, but samy's game had him on the edge of his seat as the girls raced up and down the field to score a goal. the youngest hughes was good. will mentioned how good she was, but now that ryan was seeing it with his own eyes he definitely agreed. the girl was fast and good at scoring. 

when the game ended the family waited around for samy to come back out of the school. ryan and will were discussing what a great game that was when the brunette came out with her team in high spirits after the win. will quickly lifted her into a hug. 

"great game, hughesy," the blonde cheesed.

"thanks, smitty. it's so good seeing you in person," she chucked and her eyes slid to ryan. "i dragged him with me. well, he wanted to come when i asked," will filled in the gaps.

"you were good, hughes. i was impressed," ryan smiled. 

"thanks, that means a lot. i'm glad you came," she offered a quick side hug before greeting her parents and mrs. smith. ryan watched the exchanges and the way the smile never left will's lips as he watched samy in front of them. 

ryan was slowly learning how important this girl would be to all of them in the next two years because after that game, the guys never missed one of samy's home soccer games (unless they had a game too). 

even though she was will's girlfriend and will's friend first, samy had become quite an important friend to all of the guys. she showed up for them and they showed up for her, even when will wasn't around to bridge the gap because there was no gap to bridge anymore. they were close all on their own. 

and her being at world juniors to support them in the tournament was more than the guys could even ask for. they all went back to the hotel for the night knowing they needed to get good sleep for the game tomorrow. samy hung out in ryan and gabe's room with aram and drew for a bit. ryan was out on the balcony getting fresh air when samy came out to join him.

"nervous?" the girl wondered as she leaned against the railing.

"kind of," ryan admitted with a small chuckle.

"you're all gonna do great, lean. you worked really hard for this," samy assured making the brunette smile a bit.

"yeah, i know. i think it's pre game jitters i always get. still getting used to the whole captain thing too."

"hey, i get it. it's nerve racking for sure when people finally watch what you and your teammates have been working on for the past week. people love you guys though. they love you. they're gonna think it's great," the girl said and ryan flushed.

"thanks for coming by the way. it's good having you here with us even though will isn't here," they exchanged a glance.

"you know i'd always show up for you guys. you show up for me. we're friends outside of will. you guys are gonna be in our wedding whenever that happens, so of course i'd show up for you guys," samy loved these boys like they were bonus brothers. all of her brother's hockey friends were her bonus brothers, but the u18s of 2023 were brothers in a way that samy knew they'd all be friends for the rest of their lives. 

"you know will really landed a good one," ryan winked making the girl flush. 

"yeah, i guess he did." 

"you guys better get back in here and watch drew beat gabe at mario kart," aram called. the two exchanged a glance, laughing and racing back inside so they could see drew pull ahead and cross the finish line before gabe could. he jumped up in excitement. 

"i won! finally!" drew exclaimed.

the others cheered excitedly. gabe rolled his eyes a bit and handed off his controller to someone else. ryan grabbed it wanting to beat drew this time.

they played for a little while longer until deciding they definitely needed to go to bed. the guys hugged samy goodnight, “can’t wait for a great game tomorrow!” she grinned as she followed drew and aram out of the room.

[bloodyfries]

For the past two months I have been explaining the plot of TGCF (or as he calls it: "the gay man lore™") to a friend of mine. I have heavily condensed the plot and we are still not done. Though I would like to tell you all the alternate names he has come up with

Xie Lian = Jay Leno

Hua Cheng = Little red ridding hood

San Lang = Little red vibing hood

Hong Hong-er = kys kid

Wu‌ ‌Ming = gaster the royal scientists

Feng Xin = thing one

Mu Qing = thing two

Nan Feng = thing three

Fu Yao = Thing four

Qi‌ ‌Ying‌ = autism god

Yin Yu = low tier god

Lang‌ ‌Qianqiu‌ = headband guy

Pei Ming = womanizer

Yushi Huang = Susie Deltarune

Lang‌ ‌Ying = Springtrap

Ban Yu = specific girl

Pei Lang = specific boy

Shi Qingxuan = Scott the woz

Shi‌ ‌Wudu‌ = don't lose your head wudu

Black water = Black water

Qi‌ ‌Rong = pac man

Gu‌ ‌Zi = mochi

Jun Wu = Jesus

Ling Wen = female Shakespeare

Mei‌ ‌Nian‌ ‌Qing= gambling man

[epistolarymoon]

it would be the funniest thing in the world to me if the sharks somehow win the draft lottery and end up drafting james hagens next season like why yes this is the younger better guy that replaced will on the notorious BC line, and is currently lighting it up...! like okay [will voice] so u replaced me but now i'm building something BETTER with my new boybestie macklebrini and BC is sooo behind me now that i have my sights set on bigger and better. and then. bam SIKE!! there will is. sandwiched in between a nightmare duo of 1OAs--his new boybestie and the Guy That's Just Him But Better. and now they're supposed to be this new young government mandated core.

also shoutout to that usa hockey interview where for some reason the journalists were extremely dedicated to shit-stirring where they went up to james and was like "yeah leno said that you're more outgoing than will." (which leno did say but tried really hard to qualify it like "okay but like barely any difference really") but THEN the journalists felt the need to add "ALSO. he said that you're funnier :]" (which leno did Not say) and then james is like. [nervous laughter] "i don't want to step on any toes or anything" because he Knows he's the replacement gf... yeah...!

[droctarine]

my dash made me curious, so I decided to take a look at the public record* to see what the most comparable assassination in recent USAmerican memory was via these two pages:

*It's wikipedia all right, I'm not doing real live research here. I am reading these pages and their biases and drawing inferences and conclusions based on them, that's all

Successful assassinations in the USA's 21st century are plentiful, but if we choose to ignore musicians and organized crime (not saying these don't count, just that they seem to me to be the least comparable to UHC), we're left with an NYC councilman, a doctor running an abortion clinic, an Arizona judge, a South Carolina state senator at the Charleston Church shooting, and an LA bishop. All of these people wielded power regionally to some extent or other, but none at the intranational level like Thompson (Possibly Dr. Tiller in his advocacy for abortion availability in the public eye, but it's a stretch).

If Dr. Tiller is actually the most notable of these persons, then the last truly notable individual USAmerican to be publicly assassinated for overtly political reasoning was in 2009. The Charleston Church shooting in 2015 arguably received equal or greater media coverage (anecdotally), but the UHC shooting was not a mass one (rather the opposite), so those will also be discounted for the sake of comparison.

As far as major attempts of the century go, none of them seem to be targeted at financial or business leaders specifically. It's Trump, Obama, a few congresspeople, and Salman Rushdie. Still nothing that fits well.

In fact, after looking through everything earlier than the 21st century, (most of these are activists, politicians, artists, or members of the media) I think there's only 3 incidents that come the closest in similarity:

Leno Labianca, murdered by the Mansons in 1969 along with his wife. Labianca was the president of local grocery/grocery wholesale companies. While it's true their deaths were generally due to their status as affluent white people, the Mansons were killing a bunch of people to try and gin up a race war, so again it seems less personally targeted and more that they simply checked enough boxes. Also multiples again.

Stanford White, murdered by jilted lover and coal/railroad tycoon Harry Kendall Thaw in 1906. White was an architect of some renown, and a partner in an influential NYC firm at the time (he also designed the Washington Square Arch in NYC if you've ever been to that!). Thaw had something of a one-sided rivalry with White, and had a lifelong battle with various mental illnesses it seems. Again, it's close in terms of persons targeted, but White still seems to be a regional figure rather than a national one (as Labianca was).

Henry Clay Frick, an attempted assassination by the anarchist Alexander Berkman in 1892. Frick was the chairman of Carnegie Steel, so he's my guess as to being the closest in terms of influence and affluence to Thompson. During the Homestead Strike, Berkman took it upon himself to see to Frick's death personally, despite the fact that he had zero contact or involvement with the striking steelworkers. Bad publicity from the failed assassination kneecapped the strike, and the Amalgamated Association of Iron and Steel Workers never recovered from the loss.

All this to say, unless I've missed something (so majorly possible, I cannot stress enough how cursory this all was, as well as limited to the USA in scope), Brian Thompson may well be a first in this country. A CEO of a wide-reaching national company assassinated (seemingly) due to the nature of the work he and his company enact may not be entirely unprecedented, but at the very least they are in rarer company than I expected.

[lemondemonpickuplines]

Hey girl are you Hyakugojyuuichi 2003? 'Cause Hey you, sit down and listen

Don't be flippant and don't be dismissin'

Think you're a Flash encyclopedia?

Eating, breathing Macromedia?

Think you're cool sayin' "All Your Base"?

Get that Xiao Xiao outta my face

You gotta be kidding me with that crap

Animutation's where it's at

Nine outta ten sociopaths agree

You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi

From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee

Just take it from me, MC NC

You won't believe your eyes, you'll go insane

I mean, what's up with that plastic plane?

You're an idiot if you disagree

You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi

If you got the time, go grab a pen

And watch that thing again and again

Try to figure it out, what does it mean?

What's the significance of Mr. Bean?

Does anybody know? Are there any takers?

What's up with all the broken pacemakers?

The world is full of speculation

But nobody cracks this Animutation

Nine outta ten sociopaths agree

You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi

You're an idiot if you disagree

Just take it from MC (Ah!) NC

You won't believe your eyes, you'll go insane (Aaah!)

I mean, what's up with that plastic plane? (Aaah!)

From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee (Aaah!)

You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi (Aaah!)

(1... 2... 3... Hit it!)

Wakeman is biased, like a household appliance

Hello Kitty and McGruff have an unholy alliance

Science is brutal and it cuts like a knife

Not even Obi-Wan can save the yodel of life

Your name is Bob, you're my heart-throb

I lost my job when I got fired

By a guy named Farchie, he was full of starch

He smelled like an orangutan's old apartment

Found a hobo in my room, what do I do?

He looks dead, he's full of lead

Bleeding red onto my bedspread

And he also seems to be missing his head

Why am I holding this gun and axe?

Do exploding pacemakers cause heart attacks?

Will Mr. Bean ever get his fill

Or will he just keep on telling me to kill?

Hey, don't you gimme that look!

You never had what it took

I took the beef and I beefed it up

You sat and whined while I took the cup

Of gold. You are getting old

When you see my face you better fold

Take this mop and shove it, boy

'Cause it's the only way you'll be employed

I am known as the Beef Bastard

(Everyone knows I'm the ultimate master)

I am known as the Beef Bastard

(Everyone else is a walking disaster)

I am known as the Beef Bastard

(Think you're fast? Well I know I'm faster!) (Ye-ye-ye-ye)

I am known as the Beef Bastard

(Everyone knows I'm the ultimate master) (Ye-ye-ye-ye)

Ma-ma-ma [*laughing*]

Ma-ma

Beef Bastard!

Weeeell I'm Shmorky! Eatin' PORKY!

Whitey rap sure sounds dorky!

Got a girl... she's a DOUBLE D!

I slap her on the butt dressed as a bumble bee!

I eat paste all damn day

I was in a Shakespeare play

I sit down on a Lazy Susan

Spin around like TOMMY CRUISIN!

Bong bong bing bing

I get payed to play with my thing!

I zip out zip in zip up BEGIN!

ROOM WITH A MOOSE! Jay Leno's CHIN!

Ambulance, Enron, Pee Wee, Pokémon

Bulbasaur, Pikachu, Jigglypuff, THEY CHOOSE YOU!

And I can't think of anymore to say

TV says doughnuts are high in fat, kazoo (キミたちとの　であいはぜんぶ)

Found a hobo in my room (ちゃんと　おぼえてる)

It's Princess Leia, the yodel of life (きずつけあった　こともあったけど)

Give me my sweater back or I'll play the guitar! (それは（え～と）わすれた)

It's Steve's Adventure!

(Go, go, go, go)

(Go, go, go, go)

(Go, go, go, go)

(Go, go, go, go)

One-fifty-one Pokémon on the run

Suzuki-san is a formation of a bun

And a veggie burger with tsukemono

Jay-Jay has flown away with Sonny Bono

To the afterlife to visit Barney Fife

And to see Pero's screenshots of his wife

Named Chris Benoit, wearing a pretty dress

Saying "Watashi wa animutation ga suki desu."

Do the Mario! Isty-bitsy hockey

Lipsnot is not magic like a monkey

Captain Lou body-slams a rubber duckie

Just like in the match of Earth vs. Funky

Lucky Lucky nice to Mew-two

I need tea for two, how about you

Mr. Coldheart, or should I say Professor?

It looks like Lesko got revenge on my dresser

Props to Neil, he's the real deal

His friends all call him Mr. Popiel

He's the computer geek who doesn't shower for a week

His looks are hot, his clothes are CHIC!

He singlehandedly changed the face of the net

He's an online semi-celebrity you won't forget

He stormed onto the scene like a raging thunder

His seizure inducing flag says "Mr. Gahbunga."

Hey kids! Komiyona?

Omiyo mokemon halibudo

Halimatashinta, Pokinumushimi da

Watago get ready to rumble! (1... 2... 3... Hit it!)

Bamba-jidda-babla-biga

Hedimana-gina-hamana-gita

Hana-buto-halo-gini (Ye-ye-ye-ye-ma-ma)

Ala-pone-koala-bedi (Ye-ye-ye-ye-ma-ma)

Anamu-dada, ona-dote

Omanama-zenba-bolo-ho

Puyawa-dirbu-kowa-fuji (Ye-ye-ye-ye-ma-ma)

Waruma-ina-hada-bidi! (Ye-ye-ye-ye-ma-ma)

Teyo-mata, elino-wen

Hadawata-buto-bito-bed

Amatawa-jupto-hubba-pati

Fola-coola Colin Mochrie!

TV says doughnuts are high in fat, kazoo (キミたちとの　であいはぜんぶ)

Found a hobo in my room (ちゃんと　おぼえてる)

It's Princess Leia, the yodel of life (きずつけあった　こともあったけど)

Give me my sweater back or I'll play the guitar! (それは（え～と）わすれた)

There you have it, that's the game

One-fifty-one, we can all be the same

I'm sure that it's been appetizing

With all the subliminal advertising

This has been a celebration, Animutation fans across the nation

In formation raise their hands in dedication

To the crazy-flashing-psychopathic-happy-dancing-super-magic-

Power-mega-ultra-kitschy (Hyakugojyuuichi)

Nine outta ten sociopaths agree

You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi

From the Moch to the Rie to the Pee to the Wee

Just take it from me, MC NC

You won't believe your eyes, you'll go insane

I mean, what's up with that plastic plane?

You're an idiot if you disagree

You gotta see Hyakugojyuuichi

.

[xanticore]

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐃 𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐈𝐃 𝐁𝐎𝐘 𝐏𝐓 𝟐

part one

Genre: angst

Warnings: mentions of drug and alcohol abuse. Rehab. ( Sad ending for Kook but he understands why )

Setting: early 2000s ,, New York

Summary: After months of being in rehab, Jungkook was able to get fully sober and just wanted a restart. He's finally back in his band and ready to properly take on his career. The band was in New York just hanging out at the mall until he noticed you with a new boyfriend.

Rockstar!Jungkook

My brother picked me up from the rehabilitation center and I was greeted with my members sitting in the back of the truck. They all popped confetti and screamed in admiration for me as I was fully better. I couldn't help but smile and screamed with them. I felt like a changed man and I was determined to leave the drugs and drinking alone for good.

I was able to get over my father's death and my mother walking out. All I really needed was someone to talk to instead of having my emotions be bawled up. I was overwhelmed with my own self-stressing myself out. I had amazing resources but ended doing something that I wasn't supposed to.

The members really kept me in check throughout our comeback album. During interviews, I was prepared for the questions where fans were desperate to know. I told them the truth and made a promise to everyone, letting them know I won't go through such a path ever again.

I was diagnosed with major depression and still have to take anti depressants every day to keep me from doing anything stupid. My members- Jaehyun specifically, was on my ass about me taking my pills as if I was some kid. I eventually took an understanding and just listened to him.

It was a friday night and our band was backstage getting ready to go on the tonight show with Jay Leno. I was a bit nervous as it was going to be my first time being in front of a live audience in awhile. I was getting my hair and makeup done, as my leg were shaking on the chair. Yugyeom took noticed as he was sitting next to me reading a magazine.

"Kook, you alright bro?"

"Yeah..just nervous"

"It'll be okay"

Yugyeom gave me a reassuring grin before caressing my thigh. It honestly calmed me down a bit. I was nearly on the verge of breaking down into a panic attack. I did my breathing exercises before it was time to go on to national television.

The interview went very well and was comfortable after Jay didn't say anything about my addiction but instead asked if I was a-ok. The band went along to perform our new single flawlessly; leaving the fans screaming. I could tell people really did miss and care for me when I took a moment to take out my earpiece. They were chanting my name.

It made me a little teary eyed as I walked back to our dressing room.

Saturday afternoon came around and me and the gang was out just having a chill time. We walked around manhattan and eventually just ended up at a mall. We all had some shopping done and just took ourselves a break at the food court. Eunwoo was kind enough to treat everyone with a burger meal-which we dreaded on paying him back.

"Kook, I just wanna say- we all wanna say that we are proud of you. If you have any issues please..don't hesitate to tell us." Eunwoo said, giving me a purple and black box. "What is it?" I asked smiling out of curiosity..still having some burger in my mouth.

"It's a gift from us- to you." Jaehyun answered. "Open it." I went along and opened the box. Inside was a Vivienne Westwood ring. A ring similar to a character from an anime I took fond of while in rehab. There was also a note inside it that read...

Jungkook, were so proud of you that you made it this far in your life. We were all scared for you and wanted whats best for you. We hope in the future we will always bring a smile to your face as we play our instruments. We love you Jungkook and we will be here with you until the day we die. - The rest of owlsleep

I read the note at least three times before getting up to form a group hug. I put on the ring and it fit perfectly. I really don't think I would be here without them...more likely her as well. We continued our chatter on random topics and ate our lunch.

I eventually became full and just sat at the table listening to the guys bickering about power rangers. I wasn't really looking at anything particular in the food court but the second I did, my heart skipped a beat. (name) was sitting at a table, at least 7 tables away from us. My smile faded seeing a guy sit next to her , kissing her on the cheek.

I never stopped thinking about ever since that night me and Jaehyun gotten into that argument. I wonder if she knows that im alive...If im..ok? I couldn't just walk up to her after all I said to her. I felt defeated. I guess this was karma doing it's work.

"Kook you ready to go?" Snapping out of my thoughts all the trashed was picked up and Yugyeom was standing there waiting for an answer. I chuckled out of embarrassment. "Yeah.."

We walked out of the food court and I had made no moves. It's what I deserve and I know now, she's happy and relaxed with someone else.

That's all I care about.

a/n: i hope yall like pt2. somewhat happy ending but it's what kook deserves. yall like the Nana reference ?

dividers : cr to owners

[lilac-nites]

Day 26 - What are your favorite brands?

Mary Magdalene! I can't fit into a lot of their pieces, but their style is right up my ally. For me, they're the face of classic lolita. I really enjoy the hourglass shape their pieces give the wearer. I think it really matches their brand concept. Prices for them have gotten crazy and I can't really imagine spending that much money on their items now that they're back in operation.

Left: Morgane OP | Right: Clara Fleur OP

I also really like Baby the Stars Shine Bright. I wouldn't consider myself a sweet lolita, but I love a lot of their designs. Especially their solid ones and the ones based on old school lolita.

Flower Leno JSK

For indie brands, I love Sleepyland a lot. I don't have the wardrobe for it but it's such a cute, innovative brand. To me, it encapsulates 2010s ott sweet lolita perfectly. I also really like Infanta and Surface Spell. I really like Infanta's fairy tale themed JSKs. I sold mine since they were too small, but I'm keeping my eye out for a larger size on the secondhand market.

Left: Infanta’s Snow White JSK | Middle: Sleepyland Bunny Hop Bolero | Right: English Pear & Freesia Blouse

[totallybakedcake]

Delusional stupid

I just thought this GIF was too cute and wanted to use it..

My exams are finally over, and I have so many ideas I need to post and write, but I feel so angry over the manga for not including Shinonome in almost anything. For people who are not caught up with the manga, Shinonome is a platoon leader in the first division. She is said to be the best fighter among all the platoon leaders and has a release force of 73 percent. She has a cool design, imo, and is shown here and there in some panels.

During this final arc of the manga, I suppose she is literally shown for a chapter where Kaiju No. 11 i think was bodying her fully, and it's shown that she has a crush on Narumi and just wanted to get stronger because of him, and then she is so badly injured and Kafka comes to save her, and from chapters 82 to 110, we have not seen her even in a glimpse.

I really, really like Shinonome and Narumi. Narumi is my favorite male in kn8, and Shinonome is my favorite female, but Narumi does not even know the A of romance, and that's fine because the manga and anime are supposed to be fighting action types, but seriously, are you kidding me?

I wish Rin got a numbers weapon. All 3, 5, and 7 Kaiju don't have a compatible user, and a YouTuber did say that one of them has a compatible user, so hopefully it's Rin.

BESIDES THAT

It's so random, yall can skip this 😭

It's actually dumb, but I kind of thought what would be the strongest unit Isao could've made if he were living for 4 or 3 more months. I think I wanted to make some changes, but it sounds like I have nothing to do with my life.

Shinonome will still be the strongest platoon leader. Kikoru (she is already in the division) with a number weapon 4 Reno/Leno with No. 6 suit Narumi ofc Kafka? He belongs in the third division, along with Ashiro and Hoshina. Iharu Then, idk about Haruchi and the millitary dude's ability; we haven't seen so much of them, and the people in the first division all have a release force of 40 percent or higher, so it's good? The only problem is that Rin is so weak compared to others. Damn.

I'm at a loss for why I even uploaded this. I need to write the eight fics asap, but no ideas come in, so I am skipping them for a while and doing bullshit.

Help, what did I post?

[srovtl]

(Wave for the Dancing You) Figaro SSR Card Story Translation

With the Orgel's Melody ~serenity to Figaro~ - Episode 1

One day, when Figaro's birthday was approaching.

I was looking for him, holding the small box I borrowed from Rustica, "Orgel of serenity."

It is a magical tool that connects to a mysterious space to heal magicians, and can be used even by someone with no magical power like me.

Akira: (Huh. There are voices over there...)

Figaro: What is it with you two? You suddenly called out to me, and now you started circling around me.

Snow: Figaro dear, it's your birthday soon, isn't it?

White: We were wondering what kind of celebration would be good. How would you like to be celebrated?

Akira: Hello Figaro. Hello Snow and White.

Akira: Were you all talking about Figaro's birthday?

Figaro: Ah, Master Sage. It seems that they are.

Snow: Do not talk like it's someone else's problem when we have graciously decided to celebrate with you.

White: Sage. Since you have that small box, it seems that you have the same purpose.

Akira: Yes. I would like to invite Figaro to "Orgel of Serenity" to celebrate his birthday.

Akira: Is it okay if I invite you?

Figaro: Of course. I heard about the box from Mitile and Leno. I would happily go out with you.

Snow: It was a nice place and very relaxing. Go get treated well.

White: And, and~. How will we celebrate it?

Snow: How about fighting until the sun goes down in the north for the first time in a while!

Figaro: No way. I don't want such a violent celebration...

Figaro: I'm a kind-hearted, healthy doctor from the south.

Akira: (...I wonder if he used to receive invitations like this when he was in the north.)

Akira: (I know Figaro well as the reliable and kind doctor, but he was originally a Wizard of the North.)

Snow: Meeean! you sure didn't hesitate to accept the Sage's congratulations!

White: You prefer young and pretty children to your mentors!

Figaro: What are you talking about? It's none other than Master Sage's invitation. And you're both young and pretty, aren't you?

Snow: You think so?

White: Well, if you tell us this much, I guess there's nothing we can do.

After being casually turned down, the two puffed out their cheeks, but it didn't seem like they were actually angry.

Ignoring the twins who calmed down, Figaro gave a light smile and turned to me again.

Figaro: Thank you for the invitation, Master Sage. I'm looking forward to the day of invitation.

Akira: Yes, leave it all to me!

With the Orgel's Melody ~serenity to Figaro~ - Episode 2

A few days later, I went to the library and found Figaro heading to the table.

Akira: Hello, Figaro. What are you doing?

Figaro: Hello, Master Sage. I'm just preparing a return gift.

Akira: A return gift?

Figaro: Yeah. It looks like Rutile and Mitile are preparing to celebrate my birthday.

Figaro: I wanted to give something back to you, so I am writing a message on the card.

Figaro: This way, it's simple and not too pretentious, right?

Figaro said, holding the small card between his fingers, and I couldn't help but smile.

Akira: Figaro is so good at thinking about the other person when giving a gift back.

Figaro: You think so?

Akira: Yes, I think so. Both Rutile and Mitile like handmade stuff, so they'll be very happy.

Akira: More than anything, I think they would be happy that Figaro wrote this message while thinking about them.

A gift of words is something that can only be woven between the giver and the receiver.

I thought it was very Figaro-like to choose it from the many options available.

Figaro: Hehe, thank you. You're good at making me happy, too.

Figaro: By the way, Master Sage. If you don't mind, please join me in chatting while I write this.

Akira: Of course, I'd be happy to. What are you writing in the cards?

Figaro: I write things like thanks for everyday things, or little things that I remember.

Figaro: For example, this is for Rutile.

Figaro: “Thank you for taking me back to my room when I was drunk the other day. You were a big help.”

Akira: Haha! So he took care of you.

Figaro: Rutile was in a good mood too, so I tried to cling to him, and he lent me his shoulder. He's grown up a lot.

Figaro: And this is for Lennox. When I went to buy some things for class, he helped me carry my bags.

Figaro: And then Mitile's... Hehe.

Akira: Figaro?

Figaro: Oh, sorry. See the other day, Mitile found me hiding some alcohol.

Figaro: So I got scolded... But maybe I was looking too depressed, because afterwards he came over being worried.

Figaro: "You shouldn't drink too much, but this much is okay," he said, and went out of his way to buy me some sweets with alcohol in them.

Akira: S-so cute...

Figaro: He's so cute right.

Figaro sighs and laughs softly, and it makes me smile too.

Akira: (He looks different from when he was with Snow and White the other day)

Akira: (Figaro is a mysterious and charming magician with many different sides to him...)

Akira: (There must be times when Michiru and the others feel like taking care of him)

With the Orgel's Melody ~serenity to Figaro~ - Episode 3

And finally, the day of the celebration has come.

Akira: Such stylish clothes! You look so good, Figaro.

Figaro: Thank you. If you are showing such an amazed face, Chloe who prepared this outfit for me will be happy.

Figaro: Of course, so am I.

Thinking back on Figaro's charm, I closed my eyes with the "Orgel of serenity" in my hands.

Akira: (You're a reliable and kind teacher, but there are also faces you show because you've lived a long life. I hope there will be the perfect serenity for Figaro.)

The lid of the small box in my hand opened with a sound. A doll resembling Figaro started to dance round and round.

Music came from somewhere, and a soft light enveloped us.

When the light cleared, a healing space spread out on the lakeside on the hill, with soft and gentle music flowing like a breeze blowing through it.

A nostalgic melody fell into my heart like melting snow.

Figaro: A pleasant tune is playing. And the scenery is beautiful, reminiscent of night.

Akira: This is the "Orgel of serenity" for Figaro after all.

Akira: It seems that this becomes the most relaxing space for visiting magicians.

Figaro: I see. It's true that spending time alone at night thinking quietly might be relaxing.

Akira: That's good. As a teacher at the magic school, You are always looking out for everyone, right?

Akira: That's why I hope that today Figaro can feel at peace and rest.

I showed Figaro to the table and took out a tablecloth from the basket I had brought with me.

I decorated it nicely and arranged the glasses. Then placed the two bottles together.

Figaro: Oh, Am I having a drink with Master Sage today.

Akira: Correct! Rutile and Lennox picked out Figaro's wine.

Akira: Mitile, Snow, and White prepared my juice.

Akira: Everyone worked together to think of table decorations and glasses that Figaro would like.

Figaro: Really, so everyone... I'm so happy.

Figaro narrowed his eyes as he watched me pour the wine.

Then, he slowly raised the full glass with a practiced gesture.

Akira: Once again… Happy birthday, Figaro.

Figaro: Thank you. No matter how old you get, it's always nice to be celebrated like this.

Figaro: Plus, it's a luxurious time to have Master Sage pamper me so much.

Figaro: ...But I still can't calm down if it's just done to me.

Figaro snaps his fingers, and a small, familiar card appears.

Akira: Is that...

Figaro: It's a return gift card. I wrote it for you too.

I can't read it...But Figaro reads out the carefully and beautifully written letters.

Figaro: "Thank you for always thinking about us. I'm glad you're our Sage.”

Figaro: "You're such an earnest and honest person, that's why I think we get along so well. With gratitude. --From your Wizard."

Akira: ……Figaro.

Akira: I'm happy. Well, it's a little embarrassing, but...

Figaro: This is my true feelings. Will you accept it?

Figaro puts the card in my hand. His fingertips are very warm.

Figaro: I'm really grateful to Master Sage. But you're a hard worker.

Figaro: So when you're tired or in trouble, don't hesitate to consult me ​​or rely on me.

Akira: Thank you very much. But Figaro, please let me spoil you today.

Akira: Today is Figaro's birthday!

Figaro: Haha, that's true. But is it okay to say that to me?

Figaro: You don't know what I'll ask you to do.

A bottomless light faintly floats in his teasing eyes. For just a moment, I think I caught a glimpse of the face of the Wizard of the North.

But I can say this with confidence.

Akira: Figaro won't ask for anything outrageous.

Figaro: Haha…

Figaro: I'm really no match for you.

Card Episode - This too will be a memory

Akira: Good morning, Figaro. What a nice morning.

Figaro: Hey, good morning Master Sage. Ouch...

Akira: A-Are you okay? You suddenly held your head...

Figaro: Haha… I think I drank a bit too much yesterday.

Akira: It's unusual for you to have a hangover.

Akira: Yesterday was a birthday party with everyone from the southern country, so I did think you were drinking more than usual.

Figaro: Mitile was unusually agreeable and allowed me to drink a lot saying ‘only today’.

Figaro: Lennox joined us too, and I guess I was lured in by Rutile's pace.

Akira: We all sang and danced in a circle, and had a great time! Mitile also worked really hard and stayed up late.

Figaro: That's right. Sometimes he would bring me water, looking worried.

Figaro: He was so caring, so cute.

Akira: (Figaro looks so happy... I can't help but smile)

Akira: But... don't you use sugar or magic to make yourself better? It must be painful to have a headache.

Figaro: ......Hmm. Well yeah, that's true, but I think it's okay to leave it like this today.

Figaro: Because we had so much fun drinking that I got a hangover.

Figaro: When we look back on today someday, this too will be a good memory, too.

homescreen voice line

Because you treasure the day I was born, I've come to want to treasure it too. This is a huge change for me, but... have you noticed that you've changed me, Master Sage? If you haven't, then we'll have to talk in depth until that awareness is born.

[mintyisms]

Very Really Good Starters

taken from various podcast episodes

"Would you like a picture of the scariest man you've ever seen?"

"This looks like something that Lara Croft would try to steal out of a cave."

"Lunchables fucking rock."

"I bet he can't even pick up a grape with his ass."

"You can turn any club into a running club if you just start chasing them."

"Jesus was a minion and he died for our sin-ions."

"Maybe Mike Tyson will punch Jake Paul so hard his head will fly clean off."

"People who do musical theater, they cry, and that's fine."

"I think Jay Leno needs to stay inside and do nothing."

"The only reason I'd have a kid is to have a fucked up dying wish."

"I get to press another button!"

"Quit spinning, dude. You're freaking us all out. You're getting dizzy. You're gonna puke again."

"If I haven't personally experienced it, then it's a lie. It's not real."

"My apologies. I didn't mean to press the button twice."

"Isn't there a Wikipedia page for this shit?"

"That's more fucked up than a crypto scam, bro."

"That's the worst way to end a podcast ever."

"We had one day of snow, man. Not even enough to build a snowman. Not even a snow-boy. Not even a snow-baby. Maybe a snow-ant."

"It's fucking me up, man. I'm really tired. My body feels weird. I'm a little loopy."

"Don't touch that money! There's piss on it!"

"He actually bought those meggings he saw on tiktok. I thought he sent those to me as a joke."

"Dude, I'm not holding space for this shit."

"I tried something new and I hated it."

"A furry bikini set: anything I'm wearing, that's pretty much what's underneath it."

"It's good that you're doing it, but don't fucking film it."

"What the fuck is an estuary?"

"I took pictures of my maids, and I made an NFT collection out of them. Sorry."

"It's hard because I love complaining about things."

"If you give me two glasses of wine in twenty minutes I'm good, I'm set."

"People kept signing me up for gay porn and other crazy stuff that's a little more gnarly."

[peachhcs]

soft launch → social media post

so high school au (emma grace x gabe perreault)

i like starting off the au’s with the soft launch of each other because it introduces everyone in a fun way + everyone’s dynamics with one another (i picture emma having a private instagram at first)

again keep requesting for this au, 700 celly, or will smith au!! :)

au masterlist

gabeperreault44 first semester rewind ⏪ ⚡️

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ryan.leno_4 looking fresh as always gp | gabeperreault44 back at ya leno

aram_minnetian best semester so far 😈 | gabeperreault44 putting it in the books

user1 hold on who's the girl in the 3rd pic??

user2 DOES HE HAVE A GF??!!!

jacob_fowler24 so fresh gabo | gabeperreault44 best compliment coming from you

cuttergauthier_ wait i'm also confused who is the girl?? | user3 CUT KNOWS WHATS UP!

user4 if he has a gf i stg😭😭 we've already lost will to samy hughes

user5 guys maybe they're just friends???? let's be chill and be nice no matter what!!

user6 not seeing her tagged or in the comments yet..

_willsmith2 honored to have made the cut! | gabeperreault44 i'd always include you!

drewf2 sooooo hot gp 🥵 | gabeperreault44 i try i really try

user7 its the way neither of his friends have commented on the girl except cut they def all know 😭😭

_willvote mhmm great semester | gabeperreault44 so great

eamonpowell_ im also confused who is that girl?? hello?? | user7 PLSSS eamon is so funny lmao

jp_perreault44 great season so far gp! | gabeperreault44 thanks j

liliane_perreault so adorable aww i miss u gabo | gabeperreault44 miss u too lil

emmagcooper hey i'm really glad you included your halloween costume in this | gabeperreault44 thanks i took your advice :)

emmagcooper some of my favorite things from first semester <3

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abbyhiggins I LOVE YOU EMMA MWAH MWAH    | emmagcooper I LOVE YOU ABBY!!!

tylercooper damn where's my feature???    | emmagcooper we have no pics    | tylercooper what do u mean yes we do??

ryan.leno_4 you're soft launching like no one on here knows who it is 🤨    | emmagcooper leave me alone ryan some people don't

drewf2 live love boston college!    | emmagcooper so true drew!!

baileyg11 aww so pretty em!!    | emmagcooper i miss u bailey :(

elliewilliams DO U HAVE A BF??    | emmagcooper 🤷‍♀️

jacob_fowler24 this is a funny little post    | emmagcooper is that a compliment?

aram_minnetian how did u take the 1st pic?    | emmagcooper like magic

_willvote wow i wonder who that person in the 4th pic is    | emmagcooper hmm i wonder

_willsmith2 my man made the gram!    | emmagcooper woot woot!

gabeperreault44 what a great semester :)    | emmagcooper i agree :))