#I don’t watch tv
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RIP Commander Wolffe you would have loved reality tv
Look me dead in the eye and tell me that this man wouldn’t eat up some work reality tv drama every week to escape the horrors of war I dare you
#this man secretly lives for drama you can’t convince me otherwise#he doesn’t want to be IN the drama he just wants to WATCH#he would definitely watch the Star Wars version of selling sunset#selling sunset but it’s on Naboo#he would also love any show Gordon Ramsey is in#we now need a Star Wars equivalent of Gordon Ramsey#it would be his deepest secret#if anyone asked him about the shows he watches he would be like#I don’t watch tv#and then walk away like nothing happened#I have Wolffe s/o headcanons with this type of situation if y’all want it#commander Wolffe my beloved#star wars#clone wars#the clone wars#star wars the clone wars#tcw#commander wolffe headcanons#commander Wolffe#hyper speaks#not my gif
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First of all) what?
Second of all) who?
Third of all) huh?
For real, I had no idea this was a presidential election year. I seriously felt like we just voted in that one old guy like 6 months ago. I’m so out of it. And I saw that Trump is running? I didn’t know you could run for president from jail.
#the more you know#I don’t watch tv#I don’t read the news#I don’t talk to adults#I only know who the hottest wiggle is
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Michael Afton’s happiest day in FNAF
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf movie#fnaf vanessa#vanessa shelly#michael afton#david afton#evan afton#elizabeth afton#fnaf 4#afton family#fnaf world#yall ever think about that one ending in fnaf world#where it’s happiest day where 3 kids watch tv together#I always took it as that being Michael’s happiest day minigame#for his brother is his birthday for him it was him with his siblings#where they weren’t fighting or being dysfunctional#just the times they could just watch tv together#I don’t think Michael would have the strength to tell anyone else about it#even Vanessa and would understand#cause it would be confronting those feelings of lost again#even if fnaf world is dubiously canon#I do like this being Michael’s happiest memory#I think it fits him a lot#merry christmas
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“I hate the script, the vault dwellers sound so cheesy—“ my Brother in Steel you realize that’s the point, right? They were bred to act like the physical embodiment of an HR e-mail. Did you not catch the memo that Vault-Tec put out regarding their experiment facilities?
#fallout#fallout tv show#fallout tv series#they were raised to respect the Golden Rule they’re a bunch of fucking kindergartners#theyre MEANT TO BE CRINGE#plus if you keep watching you’ll SEE WHY THEY DO THAT#don’t quit in the first episode when you have so many more to explore wtf is wrong with them!!! it’s a good show!!!#sometimes I think people like to hate things just to hate them and I understand. truly. i am a certified hater too#but don't dog something that has reasoning!! you're meant to cringe! and you'll see why!!!#GIVE IT TIME IT WILL MAKE SENSE I PROMISE#fallout spoilers
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THE BROTHERS!!!!
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TAILS FINALLY GOT SOME POPCORN!!! (Well for a minute there anyways lol) 🙌🍿
#I’ve managed to watch 2 episodes and won’t be able to watch any others until the end of tmr BUT I WANNA WATCH EM ALL NOW WHYYY 😭😭#also I highly recommended if you don’t wanna see spoilers pls mute the knuckles spoiler tags bc I’m going all out on here once I’ve watched#the rest of the show#sonic the hedgehog#miles tails prower#tails the fox#knuckles the echidna#sth#sonic#unbreakable bond#sonic wachowski#tails wachowski#knuckles wachowski#wachowski brothers#sonic movie#movie sonic#movie tails#movie knuckles#THEYRE SO SILLY YALL#AND SO ADORABLE WAAAAA#TAILS IS SO DAMN FLUFFY HELP-#knuckles 2024#knuckles#knuckles series#knuckles tv show#knuckles series spoilers
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Instead of writing a fanfic like a normal person this oneshot turned into two separate, contextless things,

#sorry it’s how my brain works (sometimes can only see things in terms of tv scene-)#tumblr exclusive video fancy…#dcmk#my art#(quietly coughing and spluttering) OK alright I can feel the creative brain explosion slowing down. geez#coughs.#nyways. weird that there hasn’t really been a main case where poison is involved in a certain way#If I watch my own scribbled boards for too long im gonna get too embarrassed to post. Send post#Subarus hair is still infuriating by the way like take that off your normal hair is easier. The beanie is easier#you like Have to have the side corners on this haircut or it doesn’t look right#anyways. shiho ptsd moments I think she kind of gets irritated that shinichi doesn’t react the same so when he does she gets like#weirded out and vindicated and a little protective. Like woah wait. Love that you understand me rn don’t like that you feel bad I am going…#to…………. ssssssssssit here about it…………………………….. uhhhh. do you want. a rubix cube to get your mind off it#I don’t want to talk about my feelings I just want you to get it. you don’t wanna talk about your feelings either which is……………. Hmmmmmm#I like her. love of my life miyano shiho#masumi sera#conan edogawa#ai haibara#akai shuichi#let conan swear. HE SWEARS A LOT BUT LET HIM SWEAR IN ENGLISH I KNOW HE KNOWS THEM#man needs his emotional support akai family they like him#rigorous trials to being approved by the akai matriarch but everyone else likes him already and have already picked him up multiple times#and shuichi would let him swear
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I love Bai Long Ma he truly don’t gaf

#man stayed present enough to get recruited into the story then peaced tf out for the rest of it ✌️#unbothered king#bai longma#ao lie#journey to the west fanart#journey to the west#jttw ao lie#my only knowledge of drawing horses come exclusively from mlp fanart that has crossed my path#shoulda given ao lie a cutie mark lmao#my favorite part of watching the 80s tv series is seeing them go what will we do now??! whenever they encounter a land obstacle#and look the solution to half their problems standing right next to them in the form of a horse that everyone keeps forgetting is a DRAGON#he truly could not be ASSED to help 😭#just like me fr#digital art#my art#jttw sun wukong#sun wukong#dude bajie and wujing had no fucking clue the horse was even a dragon there was one episode where the horse finally spoke to chew bajie out#and he went YOU CAN TALK?!! 😭😭😭#it’s such a pity too cuz I thought the human actor for ao lie was very handsome and he showed up like a total of three times or2#this design was actually very inspired by him#he wasn’t even in the ending scene they left his ass OUTSIDE!!!!#HE GOT A REWARD BUT HE WASNT EVEN IN THE HALL TO RECEIVE IT 💀💀💀💀#oh naaah they did my boy so dirty…#I don’t think he counts as a pilgrim I think they literally just wanted him to be the horse#otherwise he woulda technically been er shixiong?#right after wukong
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“We put you in an adjoining hotel room with Todd, whose odd demeanor and obsession with body parts were specifically intended to frighten you. But you didn’t shut him out. You welcomed him into your room, and into your non-optimally designed heart.”
jury duty, the show where everyone except one person - noted sweetheart ronald gladden - is really an actor (full clip of the chair pants/chants episode here)
#top ten wholesome tv moments#🥺#jury duty#i’m not sure who i can tag for this so creators feel free to tell me if you don’t want to be tagged in jury duty posts#but i feel like more people need to watch this show#userbbelcher#chewieblog#ruinedchildhood#nessa007#userrobin#userstream#usersource#usertreena#userlindir#useryoshi#useroptional#tvedit
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they should invent a thing i don’t want to do that it’s fine if i don’t actually do it
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I never see anyone talk about how if you wanted to watch Sonic X season 3 when it was airing on 4kids you had to suffer through the stupid Bratz show first every Saturday.
#I don’t know why I just remembered that stupid show#am I too old now#did no one else watch sonic x as the episodes aired on tv#sonic#sonic the hedgehog
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A Series of Unfortunate Events liberated me as a child in the way that it shows how utterly incompetent adults can be about children, like none of them care to understand how these children are feeling because they don’t see them as real living human beings, because they’re just kids! They don’t know any better!
#God it irritated me whilst watching the show at times on how literally no one could manage to keep these kids safe but obviously that’s the#entire point lmfao- this shit isn’t happy 😭#Count Olaf when I catch you when I-#a series of unfortunate events#asoue#I don’t remember much in that show besides that I wished it had a sadder ending HELP?? I forgot the ending now….#Now I’m reading the books and I think people said the ending was worst then the tv show so maybe I’ll get what I wanted ☠️#I also forgot what was in the sugar bowl…. That’ll be fun to discover again
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Circusclan Voiceclaims!
Cooked this up for you guys 💅 Live footage of what the cars sound like in my head
(Also note that I don’t really consider these canon so if you already have voice claims for them that’s fine 💖)
#I don’t really watch tv or anything so all of these are songs#most of them in the circusclan playlist#circusclan#clangen#Ringstar#Tigertoe#Clownwish#trapezetangle#whippaw#monkeypaw#goldmask
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as stated in the tags, i am obvs fifteen years late to watching this show so i don’t know if this is a normal opinion or an unpopular one but i really enjoy neal and sara? first of all, the first love interest on the show who had any chemistry with neal (the main casting is v good - some of the recurring characters? ...not so much). they’re super cute and fun together and she’s so real for being so set on the fact that he’s a total asshole until she spends like five minutes with him being charming at her and then she’s basically twirling her hair (who among us). and she’d rather bend the laws than break them, but she doesn’t want to change who he is on a fundamental level. she just wants to have a fun, sexy, slightly dangerous time with neal that doesn’t end up with anyone going to jail and honestly that is the dream.
#i follow hilarie in real life and she seems rad as hell but i realized i only really know her as peyton from oth (not my fave)#so it’s fun to see her as a character i actually enjoy#anyway i think they’re cute and fun and would maybe drive peter up a wall (in a good way)#white collar#neal x sara#is this controversial or the norm someone tell me#(but don’t tell me how they end up bc i just started season 4)#i am rarely on the right side of history when it comes to this stuff so i’m prepared to be on the unpopular side of things#neal caffrey#sara ellis#matt bomer#hilarie burton#hilarie burton morgan#that thing where i watch tv shows fifteen years after the fact
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Batfamily fans don’t mischaracterize arrow characters to prop up bats when you’ve very clearly never touched an arrow family comic in your life challenge IMPOSSIBLE EDITION!!!!!!
Like I so desperately don't want to come off as one of those asshole comic fans cause like I so genuinely want people to know these characters and this wonderful story telling device. This industry which has a lot of problems but is so fascinating and has such a rich history, like I really do want more people to get into comics. I literally keep a beginners list of comics that's digestible stories that aren't like a list of random issues which can be kinda intimidating to new fans. I try to keep it updated for characters and if I don"t have the character their looking for I'll go find a few ppl that do and like do a quick vet to see if they seem to know what they're talking abt and give that to them and if anyone is interested in that pls hit me up let me know I genuinely love introducing ppl to this world!!
Its just so frustrating watching your favorite characters get constantly mischaracterized to such an extreme extent by other people in the fandom and then have that be the general consistence of what they're like when its so far from how they act in the actual comics that are about them!! and then get told that I'm wrong even tho i can literally back up what I'm saying with panel proof from multiple runs! Its not even contained to the fandom IT HAPPENS IN BAT BOOKS TOO!! Bat book writers constantly change arrow characters to fit their story lines and make the bats look good and I get it that's how it works these are paper dolls that have been used for over 80 years and have had hundreds of people use them. They're meant to be molded to fit the current story the writer wants to tell but its frustrating cause then people will ignore all of the books that center them and just take batbooks as being word of god for all characters.
#not abt anyone here#tiktok is pissing me off#sorry to be a hater on main I really do try to keep mostly positive abt comics cause i genuinely don't wanna scare new ppl off#im just like extra frustrated rn#if you are interested in recs PLEASE lmk I’m so down and willing to give them they will expand ur view and Ollie’s books are really good!!#it's stupid to be this pissed off at ppl on tiktok who clearly don’t know what their talking abt yes however that’s my guy that’s my BLORBO#leave him alone#how hard is it to not treat Ollie like garbage I love dinah so much she has SO MANY flaws too she isnt perfect its what makes her interesti#it’s just frustrating cause it literally effects the way people view these characters cause the bat book writers do it too!!#AND DONT GET ME WRONG I LOVE THE BATS THEY ARE MY GUYS TOO#like Damian and Jason genuinely mean so much to me it’s just frustrating watching ppl constantly mischaracterize my other favs to make#theirs look better cause it usually just ends up doing a disservice to all of the characters involved#especially cause it’s constantly at the top of arrow tags too… like we’re already fighting with the stupid ass tv show#red hood and the outlaws#batman#jason todd#arrowfam#batfamily#spirals brain worms#oliver queen#barbara gordon#dinah lance#dc comics#bat family#roy harper#bruce wayne#jayroy
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the most gentle of zoro yeets
#luffy really went : you’re coming w me!!!!!#one piece#zolu#roronoa zoro#waters 7#sorry for all the posts I’ve been sick and now I’m in that weird in between where i don’t feel well enough to do anything but watch tv lol
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GUESS WIO FINISHED DAREDEVIL. anyways, Team Red 🫵
#team red#marvel#marvel art#daredevil#daredevil tv#daredevil fanart#deadpool#deadpool fanart#matt murdock#peter parker#spiderman#spider man fanart#my art#art#I have never watched any spider man movies y’all#I like the comics tho#don’t steal#andrew garfield#ryan reynolds#charlie cox
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