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Random funfacts about the Floyra kids bcs I need to ramble abt them!!!!
And Idk when I’ll be able to make their intro posts HELP
Just like her mama, Alora attracts creatures too! …Except, they aren’t cute, little forest critters, but instead terrifying monsterous beasts. Yeah…
She took the “Beast Tamer” thing literally it seems, because anytime theres a magical beast lurking around, Alora can somehow always manage to tame it. She thinks they’re “cute” and likes to dress them up! Just like how Kyra used to ask for assistance with the critters, Alora does the same with the beasts!
Alora is actually very talented in wrestling, and she may or may not have a sleeper build… (This was inspired by Japanese wrestler Mizuki!)
Evelio is actually the most prone to mood swings amongst the Leech siblings! Though he may be able to hide his emotions better than his painfully honest siblings, he’s still the most moody of the bunch.
Growing up, Kyra taught the kids to play chess. But not the traditional kind of chess, no— She taught them how to play ‘Chess Anarchy’. A silly version of the game where there are basically no rules. The only way to win was to create a better excuse than your opponent for the ridiculous moves you do.
Because of this, Marven used to always win at chess against Evelio. After all, he’s always been too creative for his own good!
Both twins were suprised when they found out there was a tradition version of chess and, surprisingly, even Evelio disliked it. The Leech siblings found the original game boring. The only reason Evelio even likes it a little bit, is because its the only time he can beat Marven at chess lmao
Chimere dyes her hair ALOT. Im talking new month, new hair color!! She just cant stick to one thing, and that goes for style, too! Her aesthetic is constantly changing, and its just as restless as she is!
Chimere is a busy body who likes to burn energy by taking on odd jobs around campus. Anyways, shes a Jack of All Trades and a ridiculously quick learner, and she uses that to her advantage all the time!
She’ll do a favor or two for you as well, if you have a good payment! …Money? Pfft! Of course not! She expects something cool or fun in return, maybe a part of your soda cap collection, or a random playing card. Your choice, just don’t make it “boring”.
Chimere is also a total party animal, and enjoys any kind of festivity! Honestly, its like she brings the party wherever she is though, her endless energy is simply infectious!
Chimere dabbles in ballet, too! She loves all dancing in general though, and thought it’d be fun to try a new style! Dancing is her favorite thing to do, after all!
Chimere is a Ribbon Eel! Yeah, Chimere was actually adopted by Kyra and Floyd! I decided to give them one more just because RibbonEel was one of Floyra’s possible other ship names, and thought the idea of Kyra and Floyd just randomly snatching up a kid with no parents was too funny to miss out on.
Maven is a flirt. It probably ties in with his whole ‘wannabe rockstar’ thing, but he just loves the swell of pride in his chest when he knows someone is charmed by him. Don’t get him wrong, he’s not a playboy! He won’t ever pursue any of the people he flirts with (well, except for one…), he just likes to flirt!
…However, Marven is actually quite ashamed of this ngl WHAHAHAH, only because he feels guilty when the thought of what his mama would think about it crosses his mind. He may be a flirt— but please don’t tell his mom!! He’d rather die than let her know!
Whenever shes around, Marven straightens up immediately! Buttoning up his blouse and acting like hes done nothing wrong… But Evelio knows. And he uses it as black mail 😭
While the twins are both in the Spelldrive Club, Marven has his own band! Hes a vocalist and plays electric guitar— his favorite! (Mostly because it makes him ‘look cool’.)
Marven… Really just likes anything that makes him look cool. Thats his reason for most things he does, honestly… (Evelio says hes pathetic LMFAO)
He may look rough around the edges but the truth is Marven is probably the nicest out of his siblings! No matter how tough he tries to act, if you ask him enough he’ll probably eventually cave and ‘bregrudgingly’ help out.
Alora may be eager to help out— but her unpredictability and eccentricity usually makes the whole situation go completely wrong. She does try her best, but… Her methods are rather strange.
Evelio is actually very unorganized. He can never find whatever he last put down, especially in his room.
Marven, on the other hand, is amazing at finding things! Its like he can find anything, really. (Evelio always has to ask for his help). His own room is unorganized too, but its more like organized chaos. He knows where everything is, he just doesnt bother to clean up if he doesnt feel like it HAHA
Marven is clingy as hell. He’d be one of those kids that check on his parents’ location on an app and call them if they leave without telling them anything😭😭
Evelio is actually the same way, but he just wont admit it.
Chimere is always on some random side quest. You can barely find her in the same place as before, always running off to go on some sort of adventure elsewhere. She seeks out fun and adrenaline just as much as Kyra did!
Alora loves LOVESS to jumpscare people. She’ll appear out of nowhere and spook them. Its all in good fun, though! In her eyes, they’re all just playing.
#🎀! yap#🎸🖤! marven#📚🩷! evelio#👻🍬! alora#🩰🪩! chimere#twst#twisted wonderland#twst wonderland#disney twst#twst oc#twst fankids#oc x canon fankids
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sillies I guess
#I don’t ship them I just think they’re silly#and I love drawing ship art regardless#^_^#disventure camp#aiden disventure camp#jake disventure camp#jakeden
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i don’t ship arkayne in a “i think they should make out” way but i do ship them in a “i think they should stand across the room from each other and play mind games but like. in a way that it’s clearly hot to both of them” way
#arkayne#arthur lester#kayne malevolent#malevolent#i also don’t ship them in a canon way but that’s obvious#i just think they’re very silly
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i can’t stop. it’s impossible
#in case anyone’s curious. i don’t ship them#they’re just silly little platonic soulmates to me#but i do think they could be cute together!#undertale#undertale yellow fanart#uty#uty fanart#uty ceroba#ceroba ketsukane#uty starlo#starlo#north star#undertale yellow#art#my art
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thanks for infecting me with marchil its so so fun to just see them pair themselves up in the background now
especially love how much she picks him up like a cat (and when he has the opportunity to do it to her too he just lugs her around like a sack of oats) gosh i love them they're so funny
YAAAAAA 🎉🎉 I’m so glad to hear it welcome to the sillies corner 🤝
THEY’RE SOOO SO FUNNY
They’re worsties that cannot get enough of each other
#Ask#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#dungeon meshi#marchil#MAKE IT MAKE SENSEEE they’re so ‘see u later bestie!! <3 … Can’t stand their fake ass smh’#Ppl get on Marcille’s case about teasing him about his age but I think most forget how teasing her is Chil’s mission & calling 24/7#-sends off an explosion near him- ‘Woah careful there!! Is he okay??!!’ ‘What are you a baby it’s just a lil explosion he’ll be fine’#Rest of the time: ‘CHIL ARE YOU OKAY OMIGOSH I’M COMING DON’T WORRY’#He laughs at her so so much. So often. They are united in haterism like ‘thank god we’re normal’ and then realize they are so obnoxious#I’ve been trying to think of funky ship names for them lately. Bc Short Fuse is taken by another ship from another fandom </3#None feel perfect but… Closed book. Magiclock. Detonation… Implode explode… Bc she makes boom booms and he undoes traps which blow up#Also he bottles his feelings up until he bursts hehe#Anyways. Just a short comp of the sillies#Compilation#Marcille donato#chilchuck tims
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Have you heard about a new ship between John Dory Delta Dawn? Though I find it kind of weird
It is on TikTok and Tumblr, If You want to check it out?
I’ve heard of it, I think their ship is as old as tbt at this point XD
I think their dynamic is really funny
#my art#trolls band together#trolls 3#dreamworks trolls#trolls world tour#tbt#twt#trolls John Dory#trolls delta dawn#deltadory#I’ve seen a lot of them interpret them as exes who are begrudging friends#or just bffs who mess with each other like this#I’m not someone who really cares about ships in that I don’t get mad about them#like there’s some where I’m like they would not say that but go off I guess#I’m not gonna scream and cry and tell people to stop I’m just not gonna do it in my stuff#if there’s something you don’t like just don’t engage with it is my opinion#people can have fun as long as they’re not breaking the law#but yeah I think deltadory is fun#I wouldn’t say I ship it ship it#but it’s cute#like they’re just silly and they’re doing it together
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DO IT. WRITE THE JOHN X KIERAN FIC AND I WILL READ IT TRUST
ALSO HAPPY NEW YEAR
happy new year to you as well :] !!! i hope it’s filled with fun and love and light !!!!!!!
WAUGH THANK YOU FOR THE SUPPORT 💔💔 now idk about a full fic but uuhhmmm i can offer you some silly doodles ? hopefully i’ll have the energy to draw/write them for real soon 😭
and of course the 3rd boyfriend
#i’ve been messing around so much with my art lately i fear not only have i gotten worse at it but also it’s now incredibly inconsistent#but i’m having fun !!! so whatever !!!!! eventually it’ll all even out and i’ll be able to stop making straight masterpieces out of midtown#thank you though anon i do greatly appreciate your unwavering encouragement of me 😭💛#it makes me happy that people want content from meeee :] it makes me feel special and a little less insecure abt what i make#i promise i’ll do my best to actually form a coherent thought about their dynamic soon because i truly haven’t been able to imagine how they#would ACTUALLY be yet 😭 i’m so tired lately#The Fog has got me. trust that as soon as it’s released me i will do my utmost to think of Them#i still don’t know what ship name to use for them 💔#i’m using#jovieran#for all three of them because. of course. it just flows so well#but just john and kieran 😭 their ship name options sound so silly#i’m going to settle on#duffston#for now ?#though i may also refer to them as joffy/jorffy because it’s cute to me#dude like they’re all so stupid#jieran#kierston#wait that one is kinda cute#marffy#kiern#maybe one of them will grow on me#i actually am becoming quite fond of kierston so i may stick wit that one … i don’t know please gelp#rdr2#kieran duffy#john marston#javier escuella#hero's yelling at folks again#hero draws sometimes
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truthfully while i enjoy billford and fiddauthor i think they’re much more fun as like. lightning in a bottle moments. weird built up tension that neither side acknowledges. but It’s There.
and 30 years later ford is shooting up in bed wide eyed and sweating going. oh my god i was in love w them. while both bill and fiddleford moved on LONG before ford even realized what was happening.
#emyrs.txt#gravity falls#like. in my mind them (billford or fiddauthor) actually happening at any point takes the fun outta it#there’s a post i saw a few days ago that was like. ‘whatever bill and ford did could not be recognizable as sex to us but it was essentially#sex’ and that’s sort of the vibe i feel w both ships.#like. they weren’t together and neither side acknowledged feelings. but…#it was the kind of relationship you look back on and go. oh my god that was us having gay sex.#you understand.#also this is just my opinion idc if u think this. etc etc. but i don’t find billford/fiddauthor end game to be very interesting at all#like. i just think they’re too volatile. billford wouldn’t be fair to ford/the pines family & fiddauthor wouldn’t be fair to fiddleford.#u know.#like obviously as one shots or jokes i think it’s funny & sometimes u want something silly and light hearted but narratively? dont like ‘em.#the only person ford slightly resolves his issues w is stan. so i think them hanging out having fun and going on adventures is much more#satisfying than ford repairing and forming a romantic relationship w bill or fidds#anyway this is why i’ve been rb so many fiddstan stuff lately. i just think they’re more interesting as a couple than fiddauthor. LMFAO#also bc i want stan to have Nice Things and fidds to have someone in his corner. they could fix each other. (<- guy making things up)#LMFAO#anyway. been thinking too much about the stan twins. sorry.
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the state of soloasmo right now
#they’re just being silly ><#lol#solomon#asmodeus#obey me#img#solodeus#i don’t even ship them#i just think this is funny
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Snupin
#Ask#I know a lot of people ship snupin because “omg rem and sev were both treated horribly by james and sirius thats why they’d get along theyr#Such softbois” and i dont really like that#I think their dynamic in POA is kinda fun and Remus is also a little shit to Snape in that book#Like with Snirius I think kissing would make them better even if they’re more toxic for each other but Snupin is more tame and they’d still#Worsened by it in most scenerios#I think they can be toxic but in a kinds fun way your honor<3#It’s healthier if they start dating during the later books when Remus is less of a shit to Snape but I think that’s less fun and silly#If snupin is happening as teenagers then something weird would be happening with them for sure#I know i just talked for a bit but I don’t actually like this ship that much#It’s like a c+ tier ship
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Is anyone ready to talk about how I think Sollux and Equius make a great redrom ship, or am I still crack-shipping?
#homestuck#sollux captor#equius zahhak#Sollux x equius#just think about it#Sollux could program Ed’s robots to fight better#they’re both kinda snarky in different ways and I think Eq would have a soft spot for Sollux#partly because of the whole doomed psiioniic thing and the parallel of both how Eq dies and his destructive nature#I feel like there could be some good dialogue between them getting over the grief of Aradia#nepeta in the corner like: I didn’t purrdict this on my ship wall but I SHIP IT#edit: yknow Equius is sweating over the double dongs don’t lie/silly
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Yknow what no. I’ll say it louder. Sometimes we should understand that we hate a ship because it’s weird in our specific interpretation of characters.
But if someone ships it and has a different interpretation of the characters, then whether that’s morally okay on how accurate or inaccurate their interpretation is.
If characters are clear cut canonically related/have an age gap, then I don’t think you can just say “well this is an au where they aren’t”.
If the characters are not technically this but its implied in the story and makes so much more sense if they are, then I think the crime committed is how the author completely mischaracterises the characters in order to force a romance.
And you can hate weird interpretations of characters for the sake of shipping but call it as it is. It’s not doing anyone favours for confusing the act of “promoting abusive dynamics in a positive light” and “writing characters out of character” and “writing characters different to popular fan interpretation”.
And don’t tag this post as pro ship or anti or whatever in the idea that this is to support either, because I really don’t like those labels. Imo I think those labels only serve to simplify a situation that needs a lot more nuance to understand. And it feels icky to say that something as serious as various abusive dynamics is actually complicated, but in fandoms where characters ages are weird or ages at different rates or where sometimes there’s a official spin off of the og content where they kept the characters but made them all the same age and completely overhauled their dynamics; the maths gets a little more complicated. There are some icky people out there but that doesn’t mean you can just blindly go into things without properly thinking about it first.
#as a general rule TAG AND TW YOUR WORK IF ITS POTENTIALLY SOMETHING PPL DONT WANNA SEE#sometimes people just attack without thinking and like I get it but also consider whether what you’re doing is both justified and whether it#will accomplish what you want it too#bc insulting someone is not a way to convince them to stop doing what they’re doing#<- I’m a hypocrite actually I called someone old the other day for disagreeing with me#but like in general if you care about this issue and want to resolve something then there are better ways to go about it#idk maybe I’m just annoyed I missed an opportunity where this sentiment would of been applicable#i dislike making posts like this bc on one hand I believe in what I have to say but on the other I don’t want to post about beef when this#blog is literally about silly guys#but yknow it’s just a post out of many#discourse#shipping discourse
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ok this got ranty but I GOTTA SAY IT. I’VE BEEN HOLDING IT IN FOR TOO LONG. before we start, this isn’t personal, I just have pet peeves.
i am SO TIRED of people seeing a cool character and immediately going "oh he's hot and sexy."
i know some people just like having fictional crushes and that's okay, and i know this has been said before, but it gets drowned out so much and i gotta reiterate it.
people, like, mass crush on these characters to the point that the first thing the average person thinks of them is "hot guy" instead of their actual character. and half the time they're actually goofballs like they are silly you are changing their character to fit your romantic "sexy guy" mold that every other romantic "sexy guy" has they’re a carbon copy now where’s the awkwardness? removing the awkwardness has MADE THIS AWKWARD!!!
and it’s not just like “I see it and I don’t like it.” I don’t like talking about some of my favorite characters sometimes because people have mass crushed on them and I know others will assume that I too have a crush on that character when that could be not further from the truth. And they won’t believe me when I say “I don’t have a crush on this character I just like them, like as a character.” because in their mind, EVERYONE has a crush on this character, and I’m just trying to cover up. I wanna talk about this character but I don’t want people to associate me with the GOONERS.
Also, l’ll be talking with someone and I’ll find out we like the same character and I’ll get so excited only for the light to immediately fade from my eyes because the next thing they say is “They’re soooooo hot!” Like, no. I don’t want to talk about how hot they are. I want to talk about how interesting they were in the story. Do you even know the interesting things they did in the story? Do you even care? Do you even know how they actually act? Have you ever even seen the piece of media? I am immediately shut down everything I say now will make me feel out of place and like a nerd and they will be utterly uninterested in whatever I talk about.
“I don’t really care about how hot they are. When they did this in the story it was so cool, though! And the subtext is so interesting!”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
I don’t like talking down on how people enjoy a character. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with having fictional crushes or deviating from canon to make your crush sexier. I just think it’s annoying. It’s made me like some of my favs less because then I only see work of them where they’re “hot and sexy” and I just don’t wanna see that, so I lean towards another character. Live y’all’s truth, but I’m also gonna live mine, and I can’t stand these cheap generalizations of a character no more.
#one of the ones I see this the absolute most for is draco malfoy. I am scared to admit I like draco malfoy in public.#he’s genuinely my favorite character from hp but whenever I bring him up people just wanna talk about…#…how hot characters with daddy issues are. Like can you please stop. Please.#I think characters with daddy issues are really interesting and it makes me wanna give them a happy ending#but I don’t think they’re all hot just because they got mistreated by their parents bro#I mean some of these are the difference between people who are in the fandom and people who just like the media#Like Chat Noir for example.I mean ppl in the fandom have a crush on him but for the most part I see ppl out of the fandom hav a crush on hi#like mostly people in the fandom see him as his silly romantic self.#I could go on and on.#because these characters tend to be traumatized characters that I gravitate to because they’re interesting; it’s been rough for me#P.S. I like shipping the characters TOGETHER I don’t like drooling over them myself.#debating if I should tag every character I think of but I feel it is too many.#rant#ack#text post
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lightbrush yes or no
third secret option!!
#pigeon mail 💌#my feelings on light are complicated#ik i use to be like a big lightbrush fan but rewatching the second season just made me feel eh about it#i don’t like canon lightbrush. this is a ship i would hate if it become canon. some of the stuff the fandom makes is really cute#i love queerplatonic lightbrush. i think animation epic SUCKS at handling these two#i would have more thoughts buttt i haven’t rewatched the series in a while. but i like them i think they’re my sillies and im still attached#to them <3
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ok i rambled a lot in the tags and there’s a STUPID TAG LIMIT so my thoughts are CONDENSED and LAMEand not smart. but i could be. i could be if i wanted to. also the second half of this is literally me just talking about krepicolor im So sorry i got so off topic and distracted. the first half is good tho and makes sense i think
Why am I chill with most color ships but eh or 😡 and 🙄 or 🫤 on most killer ships
#i think it’s probably due to how most killer ships have him under nightmare#whne was the last time you saw kist or butcherknife or kross or mtt poly outside of nightmare’s reign?#where they’re free from their abuser? And happy? and able to heal?#a lot of the time killer and the others stay stagnant. they can mentally improve over time but they’re always still stuck in that god damn#castle with nightmare controlling every aspect of their lives. even if the relationship itself is healthy#the enviornment isn’t#i only really like killer ships if they get to escape#i can enjoy killer ships where it’s acknowledged that the environment is unhealthy. that a lot of how the relationship works is to cope and#feel a brief moment of control in a way. at least for killer because ain’t nobody else having control over his ass without them dying#he has enough with nightmare thank you#i like exploring how killer functions under nightmare versus not. how relationships would work in that situation#the issue is that this is never acknowledged. nightmare’s abuse is toned down to focus on the ship#or god forbid the ship itself is purely abusive with no redeeming qualities (some versions of kist)#it’s just not a healthy situation for killer. he does not deserve that#you have seen how he can grow and improve and change and be happy with color. in a place where he’s free from his literal trafficker#color never had someone like nightmare abuse and condition and kidnap him. ships involving him don’t seem oppressive or like they’re trying#to brush off what he endures or try to glorify it#a lot of killer ships do#krepicolor save me. i think they’re literally the ideal ship. like literally perfect in every way#epic and color team up to save their love interests from nm and kiss along the way and cross and killer BEEN kissing. then they are allhappy#come on. it’s kross’ silly dynamic (cross is easily reactive and killer loves to figure out curiosities about him and learn buttons to push)#it’s colorkiller. it’s crepic. Need i say more on those two.#it’s epiciller. they are both funny. they both hide shit like it’s their life’s goal. they both put on masks to hide everything about#themselves to fit what they think they should be in the situation. they lose parts of themselves in the facade until they can’t tell who#they really are as easily. epic has played the nonchalant dork for so long that he doesn’t know how to be anything else. it’s not him it’s#to cover up the layers of guilt and trauma.#killer morphs himself to be whatever he thinks his abusers want him to be. he plays the role of their fool for as long as they wish. and he#forgets who he actually is under all that. what *he* wants. who he is. true self expression is something he’s been banned from for so long.#he struggles with the fact he isn’t nightmare’s slave or chara’s vessel anymore. he’s almost forgotten how to be anything else.#i think they’re neat. also i ran out of tags but trust me i have thoughts about epicolor too. krepicolor is forever peak
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✨Sensitivity✨
I am an absolute SLUT for Luci’s wings so I wanted to write something with them :), huge thank you to @myhornybrainonlyknowsthis for the help 💖
Also I’m legit on a cruise ship rn, but @amberlouise473 knows I gotta feed y’all like I’m tossing corn to my chickens 🤣
Lucifer x f!sinner reader
Summary: You’re super curious about Lucifer’s wings, but neither of you knew how sensitive they were. You didn’t know how sensitive you could be either…
Warnings: 18+, smut, dry humping, ruined clothes, pet names, oral (f receiving), face riding, over stimulation, multiple orgasms
It was time for bed and Lucifer was still working. You knew he worked late sometimes but this seemed a little later than usual. You decided to take a look to see if he was still in his office. Sure enough, you saw him sitting down at his desk when you entered the room. But when you looked closer, you saw that he’d fallen asleep at his desk, his head resting in his arms. He looked so peaceful lying there, you almost didn’t want to disturb him. But you knew he’d feel a lot better if he actually slept in your bed instead of hunched over his desk. Quietly, you walked towards him trying not to make any loud noises that might startle him. You placed a hand on his shoulder, shaking it lightly.
“Luci?,” you whispered, “Luci, it’s time for bed, wake up sleepy head.” He moaned quietly, but your shaking didn’t seem to have done the trick. You shook his shoulder a little hard. “Luci, c’mon hon.” Nothing. You took your other hand and placed it on his other shoulder, shaking him even more. “Lucifer!,” you nearly screamed!
With that, Lucifer’s eyes shot open, pushing himself off the desk. “AAHHH!!! WHAT?!?! What’s going on?!,” he yelled. You never saw him so frazzled before, it was kind of cute. But what you really didn’t expect was to see Lucifer’s wings spring out from his back. It must have been an involuntary reaction from the shock of being woken up so suddenly. His eyes found yours and he breathed a sigh of relief.
“Oh, it’s you, darling,” he breathed. “You really scared me there! I guess I must have fallen asleep, forgive me.” You were only half listening to him at this moment, your gaze was still fixed on his angelic wings. You’d only seen them once or twice before, but never for long. It was then that Lucifer turned his head and noticed what had caught your attention. “Oh! Sorry about that, it’s a defense mechanism, as silly as that sounds. I’ll put them away-”
“No, wait!”, you shouted louder than you meant to. Lucifer cocked an eyebrow at you, not understanding why you had stopped him. “Sorry, I didn’t mean to yell. It’s just…I never get to see your wings. They’re really beautiful.”
A light blush dashed across his face, he gave you a shy smile. “O-oh, thank you! I don’t think anyone’s ever said that to me.”
“That’s a shame,” you pouted, “I think they’re incredible.” You walked closer to him to get a better look at them. Their white and red coloring were breathtaking. Their length took up almost the entirety of the room you were in, and his office was not small in the least. A tiny part of you wondered if he always had red feathers, or if they had changed after he…
Perhaps that was a question for another time.
“Are they heavy?,” you inquired.
“Oh! Umm, I don’t think so,” Lucifer pondered. “I don’t really notice if they are. I might have gotten used to them over the last 10,000 or so years.”
“Can I…touch them?,” you asked shyly, averting Lucifer’s gaze.
He smiled. “Of course, love. Let’s go back to our room, shall we?”
Lucifer’s wings disappeared for now as he gently grabbed your hand and led you out of his office. Once you reached your bedroom, he unfastened his shirt and threw it off to the side. It made you blush, even though his bare chest was not a new sight to you. Lucifer noticed your reddened face and smirked.
“It’s a little easier this way, don’t you think?,” he chuckled. He walked over to the bed and sat down, crossing his legs in the process. He tapped his thigh, offering you a seat in his lap. You smiled and wrapped your legs around his torso, straddling him. “You ready?,” he asked with a little smile. You nodded your head eagerly. In an instant, his three sets wings appeared again. You noticed something was a little different though.
“I could have sworn they were bigger,” you puzzled.
“No, you’re right, they were,” Lucifer laughed. “I can control how large or small they need to be. They might have broken something in here if they were any bigger!”
You chuckled lightly. They were even more breathtaking up close, his scarlet feathers glistened even in the dim lighting of the room. You stuck out your hands and touched the top of his first set of wings. Unexpectedly, Lucifer inhaled sharply from your touch, screwing his eyes shut. You pulled away instantly.
“Oh no!,” you gasped. “Did I hurt you? I swear I barely touched them! I’m sorry!”
Lucifer exhaled slowly and opened his eyes again. “No, no, it’s alright, love,” he cooed, “it wasn’t painful. I just didn’t expect the sensation. Let’s just say they’re…more sensitive than I originally thought.” It was only then you felt a bump forming between your legs.
Oh…OH!
You quickly caught on to what he was referring to. And having you straddle his lap probably wasn’t helping. A small smirk crept across your face. You couldn’t resist the urge to make him squirm from your touch; the thought excited you.
“Well, in that case…” you smiled slyly, reaching out for his wings once more. This time, you gave them a slightly firmer grip than before. Lucifer nearly yelped from your touch and buried his face into the crook of your neck. You ran your hands up and down the tops of his wings, almost massaging them in a way. Lucifer was unable to hold back his moans.
“You’re gonna be the death of me, sweetheart,” he panted.
You loved the sight of him bending so easily to your simple touches. You wondered if you could break him. You began to shift your hips in his lap, grinding on the now very apparent bulge in his pants. Lucifer nearly sobbed as you ground your hips against him. You moved your hands down to his second set of wings to give them some attention. You could tell he was unraveling quickly.
“D-Dear,” he choked out, “i-if you don’t stop, I’m g-gonna…f-fuck…”
His plea only made you grind against him at a faster pace while continuing to stroke his sensitive wings. At this point he couldn’t even form a coherent sentence, only broken moans and gutural sounds left his lips. You moved your hands down to his smallest set of his wings, pinching them between your fingers.
“FuckfuckfuckFUCK,” Lucifer cried out as your movements finally pushed him over the edge. He bit down on your shoulder as he came, completely ruining in pants. Once he came down from his high, he looked into your eyes, almost distraught.
“I’m…I’m so sorry,” he whimpered. “I-I didn’t think that…I didn’t mean to…” He couldn’t finish his sentence. His wings disappeared from sight as he buried his head into you chest
“Hey, hey, it’s alright,” you told him as you lifted his head up to plant a tender kiss to his lips. The small tears that had formed in his eyes fell down the side of his face, but you wiped them away with your thumbs. “Luci, please don’t apologize,” you soothed. “You never have to feel sorry for that! Did you feel good?”
Lucifer steadied his breathing, trying his best to calm down. “Yes, love, it was amazing. You’re amazing.” He lifted you off his lap and placed you on the mattress while he stood up, discarding the rest of his now filthy clothes. “But I absolutely refuse to be the only one being pleasured tonight.”
Without warning, Lucifer leaned down and crashed his lips into yours, filing your mouth with his tongue. You moaned against his lips, feeling as though you might be devoured by him. Lucifer tugged at the hem of your pajama pants, asking permission to remove them. “Mhmm,” was all you could mumble. In one swift motion, your pants had vanished and all you felt was the cool air on your legs. Lucifer brought down his fingers to your folds, loving the feeling of how wet you were for him. He captured your moan on his lips, but suddenly pulled his fingers away, leaving you to whine in protest.
Lucifer broke your kiss and brought his soaked finger to his lips, tasting your sweet nectar. “Mmm, you always taste so delectable, darling,” he marveled. You couldn’t help but blush at his words, he knew just what buttons to press when it came to you. He crawled back up on the bed and laid flat on his back, his head propped up by the pillows. “Come have a seat, sweetheart,” he teased as he pointed to his coy smiling face.
Your face became extreme hot as you crawled towards the demon king. You made your way on top of him and came to a halt when your dripping cunt hovered right above Lucifer’s eager smile.
“A meal fit for a king, truly,” he laughed as he dug his face into your aching pussy. You nearly screamed as his forked tongue worked his magic along your slit. He devoured you, making sure every inch of you was consumed. His lips found your clit and started to kiss and suck at it. He’d only just started and you were ready to snap.
“O-Oh my God, Lucifer, shhhiiittt, I’m so close…s-s-so close…,” you whined.
“God can’t hear you down here, angel,” he teased you before continuing to lap at your folds. He made quick work of you, the knot in your stomach threatening to snap at any moment.
“Fuuuuccckkkk, imcummingIMCUMMIMG,” you screamed as you finally felt your walls clench and spasm around nothing. Lucifer happily swallowed your juices as your orgasm started to recede. You tried to lift yourself up off Lucifer’s face, but he kept a firm grip on your legs.
“I’m not done with you, love,” he chuckled. With a snap of his fingers, golden shackles formed around your ankles, the chain hooked underneath Lucifer’s back. A twisted look of fear and passion flashed across your face. You were trapped.
“L-Luci…what are you-” you tried to asked but were cut off by another long lick up your sensitive cunt. A gutural moan escaped your mouth, you still hadn’t fully recovered from your orgasm.
“I thought it would only be fair to ruin you, since you ruined my clothes,” he chastised playfully. “But if at any time it becomes too much for you, tell me and I’ll let you go immediately, okay?”
“Al-Alright,” you stuttered, trembling from the anticipation.
Lucifer hummed against your lower lips. “I’ll make this a little easier for you, sweetheart.” You saw Lucifer’s form start to change beneath you. His horns had erupted from his head while his eyes shifted to a deep red and gold color with onyx irises. “Something for you to hold onto,” he murmured sensually.
Tentatively, you took hold of his horns and braced yourself for his next move. You didn’t have to wait long before you felt his tongue attacking your cunt once more. The grip you had on his horns could have torn your skin clean off with how tight you were holding them while he nipped and sucked your overstimulated clit. Before you knew it, your second orgasm hit you even harder than the first. Then your third, your fourth, your cunt was getting absolutely abused by Lucifer who hadn’t shown any signs of slowing down since he started. After your fifth orgasm washed over you, your legs had given out from under you, completely collapsing on top of Lucifer.
“No more…,” you begged. “No more, please…”
Lucifer snapped his fingers and the shackles around your ankles disappeared in an instant. You conjured up the remainder of your strength to push yourself off him and roll over onto your side, an absolutely breathless mess. You could hardly keep your eyes open. You could feel yourself losing consciousness until Lucifer pulled you flush to his chest.
“You did so well, my dear,” he murmured against your ear. “Are you alright? Do you need anything?”
“Sleep…” was all you could muster. Lucifer chuckled lightly, kissing your cheek ever so softly.
“Goodnight, love,” you heard him whisper as he wrapped his arms around you and pulled you close. It was the best sleep you ever had.
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“I just think they’re neat!” - Me w/ Lucifer’s wings also Lucifer inventend pussy eating, this is fact, ALSO also something something handlebar horns
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel lucifer#hazbin lucifer#hazbin hotel smut#lucifer smut#hazbin hotel x reader#lucifer x reader#lucifer morningstar#lucifer morningstar x reader#my writing#I’m not sorry for this#this was super self indulgent 😂#enjoy the new goofy Luci face!#a goofy face is my calling card lol#I was writing a lot of this in a public area I hope y’all appreciate the risks I take lmao
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