#I do this shit all the time idgaf

[pastelpousay]

Does anyone else like…spam gifs of their f/o to their friends to just to annoy the shit out of them 💀

Okay yall ill stop….(I won’t)

Also I didn’t post for an entire day wow new milestone guys 😽 (well I did but it was reblogs)

[yuwuta]

How do you think megumi handles a jealous gf? Try to talk? Give her affectionate head pats? Hug her a little more? Or just rails her all night?

He'd getting an ego boost regardless btw

You have opened a wormhole for me with this ask and I’m gonna try to be normal while answering it but also I have to get this out so walk with me….

In short, yeah he does get a sort of ego boost, but it’s mostly… reassurance? He’s so spoiled with attention and he doesn’t even realize it until you’re Not jealous… and even though he’ll deny this until the day he dies, it’s so evident. He doesn’t really need you to get overtly jealous, he doesn’t need you throwing stones at people who look at him twice, or scolding him for thirty-second interactions with attractive strangers—but he does expect a certain level of protectiveness from you. He’s your significant other, shouldn’t you want to?—he knows he feels it. And besides, he really doesn’t know any other way to show his love for people, and more importantly, how to see that other people are showing their love for him. Megumi has always had dogs in the literal sense of his pets, but also in the people who care about him: Gojo follows him around and bothers him and nips at him like a spoiled chihuahua even if Megumi tells him off for it, Nobara invades his life and personal space like a bratty yorkie, and Yuuji is the husky he mistakenly gave affection once and is now dramatic whenever he doesn’t receive it. So when you don’t follow Megumi around, when you don’t nuzzle yourself into him to get his attention, when you don’t paw at him to get him to pay attention to you instead of whoever or whatever he’s currently engaged with, he’s so confused, and a little bit upset, and a lot pouty. Because why do you hate him… if you loved him, you’d simply bark for his attention, wouldn’t you 🙄?

So when you DO any of those things, when you huff when he’s not paying attention to you, or get upset that he has other plans, or tell him you don’t like the person he’s been spending time with instead of you, then that teeny part of him that loves that reaction is very satisfied. He knows he probably shouldn’t feel this happy to have you jealous, but he does, and such is life… sometimes he acts gruff if you’re being unreasonable dramatic about whatever you’re jealous of, but most times he tries to play it cool, reassure you that he doesn’t like who or whatever more than you—gives you a pat on the head, pokes at your cheek briefly, if he’s feeling really happy about you having your paws on him you might get a kiss to the side of your head; all his silent way of calming your nerves and saying “good girl,” because that’s the reaction he expects of you. Honestly, he’ll do whatever it takes to make you happy if you really are upset with him, because he loves you and he doesn’t want you to feel badly, but also because he’s a little bit giddy that you want all of his attention like this, so who is he not to give it to you

[cowboy-robooty]

hello my robootylings.... i finally made the gaw damn meet the artist for the 1738 subscriber special ^_^ comment below what danganronpa execution i should get based on what youve learned abt me from this

[hella1975]

'the following video shows exactly what to do if a customer has an allergy' i have been waitressing since i was SIXTEEN. LET ME UP

[seventh-district]

not even gonna tag this properly bc i don't wanna get Involved but i do have some Thoughts i need to get out into the void so here we go

(aaa quick edit: CW for mention/discussion of Boothill leaks)

[dailykugisaki]

Day 237 | id in alt

Kugisaki needs to roll for the amount of damage she takes every time Maki is put in a negative scenario.

[miami2k17]

the rumors that theyre going to be separated except while on stage making me lowk nervous ngl they need to say sth NOW

[kideternity]

There’s a lot of like insane bullshit going on in the Xros Wars Manga already but one of the funniest bits of like weird insane bullshit is just everything to do with Tactimon. They just like drop completely insane lore drops about him throughout the whole comic and then never elaborate. Like Tactimon fought like the royal knights and successfully blinded one of them. Tactimon's sword is made up of data/parts from Susanoomon's cannon blaster whatever the fuck. Tactimon has like a connection to like hundreds of unsatisfied/unfulfilled dead warrior spirits somehow. Like what the fuck was up with him genuinely

[birdricks]

stooooooop ur bird facts are giving me crazy bo thoughts but specifically the dyeing feathers to be more gender affirming. immediately started thinking abt birddaughter already doing a form of this and that by extension birdperson's far duller plummage could even make him read as gnc among birdpeople....

UEAHHH DEFINITELY W BIRDDAUGHTER. also yessss i do think personallllyyyy theres a lot to b said abt how bp doesnt fit neatly into bird culture anyways like REGARDLESS of being trans … it depends on how you interpret the culture but tbh id definitely consider bp to be gnc in some form ….

[anadrenalineslut]

also like taylor swift is a shit talker, some women don't want the whole world to know everything about them through their songwriting. please stop comparing women to one another as if there is 1 woman we must all apsire to be like because it sure as shit wouldn't be someone like taylor swift if such a woman did exist.

[mxtxfanatic]

“I heard about you through another user.” Yeah, people lie, like you did that whole convo, but lies are truth when they’re what you want to hear. Cause ain’t no way you heard I was mean? Me? That “I,” me???

[born-to-lose]

I love being the always single person in my family, mad respect to my sister for constantly dating guys for the last 8 years, I would have shot myself

[starlooove]

The Jackie lives au in my head

[muskpunk]

okay I know the midwest is fucked up and ridiculous with opening times and all but you're fr telling me jiffy lube is closed on sundays here? for real? like for real for real?

[davidtennantpussytulpa]

now that my PI is like hey you should actually be sitting in the lab to write instead of doing it at home im shooting one million lasers at his head in my mind. fuck off

[the-acid-pear]

I never tried the option myself bc it'd probably mean skipping the Reason You Suck speech at the end (fire for speedrunners though) but I Love that you can frame your Phoneys in 3, especially so if you've already killed the previous two. Like yeah couldn't send you off to die so i'll let the goverment do it for me 🧸 like its just Peak evil imo.