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Does anyone else like…spam gifs of their f/o to their friends to just to annoy the shit out of them 💀
Okay yall ill stop….(I won’t)
Also I didn’t post for an entire day wow new milestone guys 😽 (well I did but it was reblogs)
#I do this shit all the time idgaf#AND I WILL CONTINUE TO DO SO#ITS SO FUNNY#HADES JPSCARE AT 3AM#disney hades#disney f/o#self ship rambles#self ship#self ship community#f/o community#f/o#uhh#idk wtf to tag this but yea#Laos whenever they call him a Neanderthal I just send bbg their address🥺/j#hades I love you#please come home#the kids miss you#and I cooked and cleaned for you please my pookie love 🥺💗🐺 please#the sigma will shed a tear
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Hey hey! I just realized something. I still firmly believe that yuhi is Otes btw. But if it is somehow not, and that not is Yudias then this:
Was a joke where the punchline came 4 years (in real time) BEFORE the actual joke. I hate these people lol.
#go rush#ygo go rush#yugioh go rush#go rush spoilers#ygo sevens#havent tagged that one before#i just thought of this rn#since this ep was a recap#if im right i hate it here#how did this happen#that is so dumb#but yea more explosive curry pls#also its so dumb#referencing an event that hasnt happened for us yet#idk the time between 7s and gr but#gd it man wtf what why??#also im being facetious#it isnt dumb its genius
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Bite sized lore dumps for my 3 thieves, 3/5 necromancers and one (1) elementalist to fill out the “human in game but not in lore” page! Blorbos go brrrr
Transcriptions of their blurbs under the cut bc I know what my handwriting is like i promise
Dyraoi: She/her, Nightmare Courtier— Lady of Decay, minion-mancer
Briefly left her duties with the Court to study Orr
Her most beloved pet is a recreation of Zhaitan’s dragon champions, based on Tequatl and Blightgast
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Rhialora: she/her, spector— “The Viscount”, Order of Whispers agent in the Nightmare Court, while undercover in the Court she grew attached to those loyal to her.
Post HoT, she welcomes [both] Mordrem and Courtiers to her side to heal and recover
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Jian Cain: he/him, Soundless Deadeye
Makes a living helping [around] a small fishing village, though he spends almost all his time either in or on the water
Vaikeres: she/they, Dreamer (sorta), Harbinger
An incredibly skilled and reckless alchemist, Vaikeres once created a potion that reversed a death. She has not been able to recreate it
Joint: seaweed/kelp twins— Since Jian cut himself off from their shared dream, the twins have steadily drifted further and further from the Grove
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Countess Andreas: she/her, scourge— A powerful and respected Orrian necromancer who avoided the same fate as the rest of her people by trapping her own soul in an amulet… or so she claims
Niawah: catalyst, he/they — A young Largos in self-imposed exile on the surface after the death of his older sister on a hunt
Luca Anatole: she/her, daredevil — A young Shrine Guardian who bound herself to a sickly human girl to save her life. The lines between them have blurred into one mischievous mind
#gw2#guild wars 2#my art#batsy art#sylvari#gw2 sylvari#gw2 largos#he COUNTS even if his wings are sneaky rn#blorbos#i was briefly delusional and was like ‘i wanna cover everyone with lore and clean these up digitally before i post them’!#lmao yea no#sketchy ocs be upon thee#maybe i will eventually do clean versions but theres no point in like not sharing these in the meantime#and this is truly only a small portion of my blorbos im gonna eventually get to everyone#and maybe get them on toyhouse so i can make a master post that just links to toyhouse pages lmao#dyraoi#rhialora#rhia#wtf was her tag idk#jian cain#vaikeres#countess andreas#luca anatole#niawah
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oh yea btw live-action flounder looks like a pop-tart
I could put that bitch in a toaster and he'd come out with the lil ridge marks n everything
#absolutely no one asked but i saw a picture of him today and HOLY FUCK#dude is sickly as shit not a thought behind those eyes#ngl i don't want my adorable squishy little boi to look like that fucking fish#i usually love fish#but he looks like shit disney wtf#anyway yeah i ain't watching the movie anyway cuz idc and im disappointed#and also across the spiderverse and fucking TOTK are what i choose to invest my brain power in#uhhh yea for all yall who are gonna watch it coolio#i just felt like mentioning it#the little mermaid#idk what to tag this as#chicken scratch#listen im tired and poptart flouder makes me giggle
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OH MY FUCKING GOD SHE'S FINALLY DONE
Once again, she does have a brother in a way, but i haven't come up with much info for him yet to make a ref sheet for him lolz
#ARThesia#idk whether or not to tag this as drdt#but yea. its drdt in a way#shes the ult fashion designer btw. forgot to mention that 😔#art#ig#do fankids count as ocs?? eh idk#fankid#fan child#lol#idk what else to tag this in all homesty#*honesty#wtf
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😭🧑🏻🦯✨‼️😕
welp 🧑🏻🦯 i use all these emojis to much anyways 💀
💯🙏💛🟨👍
#★ reikos spamming mess#im insane !!!!!!!#yea idk wtf im tagging this#twitter#twitter memes#funny tweets
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tumblr help i found out what delusions were like and I think i was actually delusional when I was 12ish and idk what to do
Like I was convinced every night that when I went to sleep I sort of travelled to another universe??? Exactly like mine but different and it kinda scared me? But idk because I'd try to convince myself I wasn't because I KNEW it was outlandish and wrong but my brain was so set on believing this.
This was also the time I had Bad Mental Health and became submerged in the whole utau things. I didn't find out bout reality shifting until like, years later so it was nothing to do with that
Anyway. I needed to get that off my chest and I'll probably delete this later.
#i'm fine#like actually I'm okay I'm not experiencing anything atm i just.#kinda got a bit of a woah wtf.#anyway.#tw delusion#talk of delusions#idk#do I need to tag this???? idk#what am I doing.#delusion mention#i dont believe this anymore btw#idk how I stopped believing it but. yea.#i am okay
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Man, I fucked up today. I skipped out on work cause my anxiety or smth was off the charts this morning, procrastinated on calling in sick, then my manager called in was like, 'yo, wya' and I was like sorry dude I'm sick so not coming in today (I'm a fundraiser so it's not like someone else has to cover my shift) and he's like, you should have called me earlier, and I didn't, and then he was like 'aight gl bye' and now my anxiety is even way worse and I just overall feel like shit.
#anxiety#depression#procrastination#work#idk how to tag this#overall#i feel like shit#weird thing is#i think what actually set me off this morning was cause it was SUNNY#which is wild when you think about it and so fucking stupid#but its still spring and where i am its almost never sunny in the morning yet#so im like#hella not used to the sun#and that set smth off in my brain that says SOMETHING IS WRONG WERE GOING TO DIE#just cause it was brighter today#which is#wtf#makes no sense#anyway yea#tldr#the sun gave me anxiety#i feel like battinson
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somehow the fastest artifact farming i did for a character which is like three weeks ig idk 💀
#sorry for being happy over those stats i usually get 47 cr and 160 cd#for most of my characters 💀 im surprised his cr even got to 50 since other artifact stats rolled to cd#can't show the full artifact lineup it's probably a work in progress#his ass is not using his assigned 4pc i just can't get good ones#and i'm not spending 6+ months trying to get a 4pc set again 😂😂😂😂#but yea he's okay..idk in abyss tho lol#share ko lang 🙄#forgot if i had a gaming tag idk wtf it's supposed to be
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also yesterday i lied ^_^ today played more omori route n looked around everywhere vaguely to see any differences. hero got money. omori took n elevator n looked at a doll. then we all went n beat the fuck outta a depressed guy . wait was it yesterday i lied. it mightve been the day b4. yesterday was weird it didnt . exist. to me. BUT ALSO WTF WERE THOSE ANGELS ON SNOWGLOBE MOUNTAIN WTF THAT WAS ACUALLY FUCKING ??? never seen that shit b4. damn.
#night thoughts#also like. headspace in this route feels so. uncanny. like before gettin reset it did feel like just yea like. any sorta rpg yknow#but like. now it just#it feels so ?? open ?? like wait wtf why cant i add any more tags hello what the fuck lemme add another tag what the fuck#oh there we go#anyways#it feels so weird that. theres like no cutscenes anymore. none of the characters have any. life left. and theres no objective anymore#atleast like b4 in deep well there was an objective#even when they forgot basil. the objective turned into Find Out What Sweethearts Up To#and now its just. do whatever#and idek how to get back 2 the rw atp and i do NOT like that the stab option is there anytime omoris alone#AND how it was there when sunny woke up at night in the rw#but like#idk what the trigger for MORNING would be#but whatever it is#hopefully i trigger it when im done w everything
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rocky road ice cream but it just has gravel in it
#ice cream#wtf do i tag this#ohhh yea getting controversial on ice cream tumblr#jokes#i guess#shower thoughts#???#idk
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Uhhhh pt. 3 (??) of making gifts for my fav tumblrs cuz why not 💪🐺
@mango-mya (sorry if you’re uncomfortable with being @‘d)
I would’ve done it digitally but The alpha just couldn’t 🐺 (I got lazy)
#uhhh#wonder over yonder#woy oc (not mine tho‼️)#oc (not mine‼️)#uhh Disney?? erm technically 🤓-#Disney#Disney oc (not mine once again‼️)#I LOVE HER DESIGN SHES SO PRETTY#AND SO SUPER DUPER SIGMA#uhhh yea idk wtf to tag this 😭😭#I’ve been meaning to draw her but I never got around to it 😭😭#I need to go to bed (it’s only 10pm but still)#I’m bout to go mimimimi up in this bitch Istg imma pass out#okay I’m done yapping enjoy young skibidis 🐺‼️🏳️🌈#wonder over yonder art#okay I’m done fr‼️#🖇other ppls amazing ocs cuz this is literally amazing what 🍬#please notice me (im desperate)
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i was listening to “all to well” by taylor swift and the part where she sings “i still remember the first fall of snow” (pretty much verse 6) came on and i remember i had seen a nico rosberg x lewis hamilton edit to this song a few nights ago and i was wondering if you could do one where reader is nico’s sister and she dated lewis but they fell of because of the whole brocedes friendship fall out and the fans associate them with this specific song/verse .. basically brocedes situation but instead it’s reader x lewis (idk if all this makes sense lol)
DO YOU REMEMBER IT ALL TOO WELL?
PAIRINGS: lewis hamilton x rosberg sister!reader
TYPE: social media au
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ynrosberg: weekend photo dump or whatevaaa 🤷🏼♀️
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user: omG i stiLL CaNnoT beliEVE MOTHER PULLED UP TO THE HUNGARIAN GRAND PRIX AKAKD!!!!!
↳ user: apparently she only went to support danny bc she promised him that she’d show up to a race if he came back 😭
user: does anyone know if lewis and her interacted??!!?
user: gorgg 😍😍😍
zayn: 😍
↳ user: are they dating??
↳ user: zayn??? 👀 what are you doing here??
user: not nico using memes 💀 LMAOOO
↳ nicorosberg: it was actually a gif 😭
↳ user: pLease, this makes it 10x better
danielricciardo: ❤️❤️
user: still can’t believe mother pulled up and we didn’t get a single interaction with dad 😭😭
user: it’s the waY LEWIS WALKED BY HER WITHOUT SPARING HER A GLANCE 😭😭😭💔
↳ user: i cried when i saw that 😭😭 like why’d they show us?
user: so is everyone gonna ignore the last post?? 444?? 4’s??? who is associated with 4? lewis mf 44 hamilton?? hello?
user: lewis????
user: will forever hold on to the idea that they’ll get back together soon 😌
user: i love how everyone is bringing up lewis as if they didn’t end on bad terms lmao
fernandoalo_official: glad to see my spanish lessons taught you something 👍🏼
aussiegrit: it’s britney bitch
📌 pinned
user: not her pinning webber’s comment 💀
user: thE things i’d do to see a lewis comment or like 😩
user: just thinking about the fact that yn & lewis might’ve seen each other at the race but refused to interact w each other 😭
↳ user: they did:( and they ignored each other
user: can someone please tell me if her and lewis talked?
user: i just know they refused to look in each other’s directions
↳ user: stop 😭😭😭 you’re right, they didn’t 💔💔💔
user: 4?? lewis??
user: missing ynlewis hours 😓
user: ugh, she’s soo pretty 😍😍😍
user: how can one be this beautiful? 😩
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ynrosberg: photo dump pt 2 🤪
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user: all too well 10 min ver. (taylor’s version)??? yes or yes??
↳ ynrosberg: always!!! 💗
user: LEWIS LEWIS LEWIS LEWIS LEWIS LEWIS
user: 😍😍😍😍😍
zayn: thanks for the pic creds
↳ yourusername: yea yea
georgerussell63: i see my name 👀
user: i pray lewis and her will get back together
user: wishing for a ynlewis interaction 😩😩
↳ user: same, sis, same!
user: her smile in the third post 🥰
kendalljenner: 😍😍 beauty
↳ ynrosberg: mwahh 😘
user: when she listens to taylor swift >>
nicorosberg: never got my ice cream 😕
↳ ynrosberg: oops???
user: I REMEMBER IT ALL TOO WELL
user: i literally just saw a ynlewis edit to all too well!!! janskdnd
↳ user: SEND ME THE LINK, NOW
↳ user: ^ me too, please!!!
↳ user: wtF, iM crying 😭😭😭😭
user: i just need to know that her and lewis are on good terms, my mental health depends on this info
↳ user: hate to break it to you …. but ….
↳ user: they literally walked by each other TWICE during the hungarian gp and didn’t acknowledge each other 💔💔💔💔
user: does anyone know if lewis and yn are friends at least?
↳ user: girl??? they don’t even follow each other 🙂
user: she looks happy, he looks happy … they moved on .... maybe it’s time for us all to move on as well? 😔😔😔
↳ user: nO, i cant 😔 i rEfuse!!
user: who’s lewis??? and what does he have to do with yn and nico?? (i don’t mean to offend anyone, i just keep seeing so many comments regarding lewis … is he a driver like nico or??)
↳ user: long story short, lewis hamilton is a formula 1 driver (yes), him and nico used to be teammates .. they were pretty much fighting for the championship and in the process their friendship started to fall apart due to their rivalry and ig yn pushed lewis away after nico won and retired
↳ user: wasn’t it because lewis said he didn’t want distractions and wanted to focus on his career?
↳ user: tbh i’m not sure, they never really confirmed anything
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lewishamilton: season so far ✌🏾
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user: ROSCOE!!!!
user: i wonder if roscoe misses mother as much as i do 😭
user: dad, please get back with mom!! 🙏🏼
user: my man everybody 😍😍😍
user: i heard from a friend that george “kidnapped” roscoe and took him to see yn
↳ user: wait wtf, are you being frr??? 😭😭 don’t play with me
↳ user: idk if it’s true
↳ user: i wonder how roscoe reacted when he saw yn, if he did
georgerussell63: roscoe 🥰
↳ lewishamilton: dognapper
↳ georgerussell63: i did it for the greater good:)
↳ user: wAit omgsksn does that mean he actually took roscoe to see yn or???? omg wkakalsk 🥺🥺🥺
user: he’s so fine 😩
fernandoalo_official: 😎
user: WAIT DID GEORGE REALLY TAKE ROSCOE TO GO SEE YN?? BC IF SOOO IMA CRY 😭😭😭😭
user: ya’ll remember when roscoe would pull up with both his parents to the paddock?? 😔 ahh, good old times
user: @sebastianvettel sebs, i need you to work your magic and reunite my parents, please
user: not getting over how they just walked past each other as if they didn’t spend 4 years together 💔
user: the fit 🔥
user: things that keep me up at night: brocedes & ynlewis
↳ user: ^ THIS!!!!
user: ya’ll ever thing about the what-if of ynlewis??
user: goat with a another goat (alonso) 🤩
user: they day yn and lewis reunite will be magical
user: missing the yn comments/likes 🥺🥺🥺
carlossainz55: 🤩🤩🤩
user: 7 years ago, ynlewis broke my heart 😭😭😭
↳ user: don’t forget brocedes 😭😭
↳ user: can’t believe it’s been 7 years, mate
user: i wonder if they privately talk, yk??
↳ user: never thought of that but i hope they do, tbh
sebastianvettel: ❤️
user: roscoe’s too adorable!! 🥺❤️
user: i know they’ll find their way to each other eventually
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ynrosberg: life so far 💗 (p.s. happy 8 months, lover)
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user: mOTHER?????? who is that????
user: 8 months???? wtf?? hello?? since when???
user: what about lewis??!
user: looks like mother gave us another dad 😔
↳ user: lewis is MY dad, idcc … zayn can be my step dad
user: so you’re telling me lewis and yn getting back together won’t happen anytime soon?? 😭😭
zayn: ❤️
↳ user: wAIT!!!! ZAYN??!??? OMG MAKALANS I KNEW THE TATTOOS LOOKED FAMILIAR WHSLs
↳ user: one direction guy????
nicorosberg: cute
↳ ynrosberg: 😌
user: they’ve been together for 8 months?? 😮😮
user: it all makes sense, i just never connected the dots
user: this was not on my 2023 bingo card 😩
user: ngl but this is actually cute
danielricciardo: cats out the bag, yayyy 🥳
↳ user: YOU KNEW!/@/&/@/‘s
user: i wonder how lewis is feeling rn
↳ user: as if he cares
user: mom, what about dad?? 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔
user: @lewishamilton
user: nooooOo i miss dad 😭😭
user: allbio984!;’al hepan huh?!?!@ what?&@“”
user: ig those rumors a few months ago were true
↳ user: which ones???
↳ user: they were seen together like 3 months ago and there were speculations that they were together but it was never confirmed until now 😭
user: i’m still at the restaurant with dad 😢😢😢
user: yn, you’re breaking my heart 💔💔 we want dad
user: scReaming and goiNg apeshit alapamcbh93&,!;@/
user: lewis officially lost her 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
user: i can’t believe this wtf
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lewishamilton: all too well
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user: DAD IS QUOTING “ALL TOO WELL”
user: roscoe owns my heart, idcc 🥺🥺
user: you remember it all too well, huh? 🥺
user: ya’ll remember yn posted a photo dump a while ago and one of the pic was a “all too well” aesthetic and now he’s using it as his caption??? he definitely misses her 😭😭😭
user: “just between us do you remember it all too well” you remember, she remembers, we all remember 💔
user: dad, we know know you miss mom and uncle nico
↳ user: 😭😭😭 stopp
user: roscoe 🥰🥰🥰
user: mom’s got a new boyfriend
user: ynlewis/brocedes will forever be my roman empire
georgerussell63: roscoe’s such a cutie!
↳ user: idc if you have to break yn and zayn up but we NEED our og parents back, please 🙏🏼
user: they were THE COUPLE
user: she definitely haunts all his what-ifs 😭😭
↳ user: he should’ve married her when he had the chance
↳ user: will never get over him choosing his career over her
user: @ynrosberg
user: i miss them everyday 😩
user: i often think about how if brocedes never ended the way they did they would’ve been together, just maybe
↳ user: i think about this everyday 😩😩😩😩
↳ user: they would’ve been married and with a kid by now
maxverstappen1: have you been hitting the gym?
↳ lewishamilton: always
user: it’s never too late, don’t give up
↳ user: she’s with zayn
user: i still hold on to the possibility that they’ll get back together eventually
user: timing was wrong bc they were in different stages of their lives but i believe they’ll always be soulmates ❤️
user: why’d they break up??
↳ user: bc yn wanted a family and lewis was too focused on his career at the time, i guess
user: roscoe’s a child of divorce like us 😭😭
user: convinced myself that taylor wrote verse 6 about them in all too well (10 min ver)
user: i wonder if he ever gets deja vu when he sees her or viceversa
user: ynlewis keeps me up at night
user: we lost two amazing things 😔 ynlewis & brocedes
↳ user: we can all collectively agree it’s mercedes fault
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ynrosberg: an adventure is about to begin 🥰
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user: mother is becoming a mother??!? omg 😭😭
user: congratulations!!!
zayn: can’t wait for our little one ❤️
↳ ynrosberg: ❤️❤️❤️
user: im not crying, you are 😭
user: the fact that’s she’s becoming a mother 😭 w/o lewis
user: this could’ve been lewis
↳ user: if only 😔
sebastianvettel: happy for you, congrats! ❤️❤️
↳ ynrosberg: ❤️❤️
nicorosberg: can’t wait till i’m officially an uncle 😢
↳ ynrosberg: ilyyyy ❤️
danielricciardo: IM GONNA SPOIL THAT KID
aussiegrit: congrats, yn
↳ ynrosberg: 😊😊 thanks youuu
jensonbutton: ❤️❤️❤️ congrats
↳ ynrosberg: 🥰
fernandoalo_official: 🥳🥳🥳
georgerussell63: can i be the uncle too??
↳ ynrosberg: why not 🤪
user: AHHH IM SOO HAPPY FOR YOU!!
kendalljenner: congrats, my love 🥳❤️❤️❤️
user: im so happy for her but all i can think about is lewis
user: mom becoming a mom without dad 😭😭😭😭
user: ya’ll imagine if it would’ve been lewis 😩
user: her dream came true 😭😭
carmenmmundt: ahh congratulations 🥰🥰🥰
↳ ynrosberg: ❤️❤️
heidiberger__: congrats, beautiful 💗💗
↳ ynrosberg: 🥰🥰
lewishamilton: congratulations!
↳ ynrosberg: thank you!!
↳ user: i waS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS 😭😭😭😭
↳ user: why’d he have to do this??? 😭
↳ user: the way this could’ve been him
user: lewis commented omg 😢😢😢
↳ user: i just know he’s regretting everything
user: lewis 💔💔💔
user: i know dad’s crying over this cause so am i
user: we’re all child of divorce 😭😭😭
#lewis hamilton#lewis hamilton x reader#lewis hamilton x you#formula 1 smau#au instagram#formula 1#f1 instagram au#f1 x reader#f1 x you#f1 fandom#f1 fanfic#f1 imagine#formula 1 fanfic#f1 fiction#social media au#lewis hamilton x fem!reader#brocedes#smau#lewis hamilton social media au#f1#f1 x female reader#f1 lewis hamilton#lewis hamilton angst#formula 1 social media au#instagram au#formula one x reader#lewis hamilton x rosberg!reader#lh44#formula one#all too well
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These responses are so common and it's fucking with me. Yall think I mean calling someone 'sir [name]'??? Yall just say 'yes' to older people / authority ? Is there not a place in yalls grammar for a lil honorific like that ??? Weird!!
The sir / maam poll is so weird cuz people seem to think that sir / maam is an alternative to like. Miss and mister when it isn't. It's not a title really and is never tied to the name. Yea I still call many people a good bit older than me 'miss / mister [first name]' but when talking I will say yes maam and yes sir.
There are also people going 'this site is so white it's the Black Thing to [do the exact thing every other southerner describes]' haha like im white but parents and adults are always sir / maam and miss / mister first name for me too.
#the tags are full of people not even fathoming it#and others going WTF WHY ARE THERE SO MANY NOS ????? WHAT THE HELL ?#and there was someone who was like.#'i always thought this was like. just southerners who wanted the confederacy to come back' like WHAT ???#you think all southerners are just confederates or smth ??#and theres lots of people acting like its a Weird thing and they Hate it and its something that should die and go away#and no one should be taught to do it#like. its just politeness ?#i dont think its rude not to do it but its literally just politeness and yea you shouldnt get yelled at for not doing it#but idk why people hate it so much
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luxiem as bad sex
don’t worry about it this is mostly for the lolz. might fuck around and do this for other livers next time i feel restless. make sure to properly communicate with your partner
tags: gender neutral reader, established relationship, smut, humor/crack, chatfic in shu’s entry, public sex, uki violeta cameo, cheating/ntr mention, just imagine the baldur’s gate 3 scene with the luxiem guy of your choice you know what i’m talking about
⚠️ nsfw under the cut. content not intended for minors.
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🖋 Ike Eveland: anatomy
there is a chance that, when you sleep with ike, despite his title, it’s his first time.
25% chance says that he fully does not know what he’s doing, and asks you for a full-blown tutorial on how to stick part a into part b.
25% chance says that he fully does not know what he’s doing but he doesn’t even admit to it. it’s a lot of trial and error and insistence that no, don’t worry, i got this when he very clearly does not.
25% chance that, for the first time in his life, eroge has come in clutch. he understands! kind of. it’s more like as he penetrates you he tries to compare your sounds to the moans of eroge characters. the more you sound like a hentai protagonist the better. it’s also worth noting he pumps into you to the beat of a huniepop song that worked its way into his head while he was trying to figure out what’s a good or bad sound.
and finally 25% chance that it’s just fine.
but let it be known that he 100% does not know how to find the clit. barely knows how to find the prostate either. ike won’t admit to either of these things
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🦁 Luca Kaneshiro: openness
never let it be said luca is solitary. he’s social and likes to explore different spaces. it means dates happen often, and so does getting dragged off to give him head in public.
this would be fine if it was a bathroom stall. you know, the standard couple spots. what you didn’t expect was in a fairly open alley. or an amusement park ride with automatic souvenir pictures. or on the shady side of a beach full of people.
hell, even when you get into a changing room while shopping there’s still a risk. he’s gotten you to jack him off while wearing not-yet-purchased jeans more than once and as exciting as it was you have no clue what happened to the poor retail workers that had to find them hanging on the return-to-hanger rack.
at home he leaves doors open since it’s just the two of you, including when he goes down on you. he leaves them open when there’s guests, too, and guides you into your bedroom when he needs a break from talking to people. the doors are still open. you’re a master at being quiet but sometimes his puppy wanders around looking for his owner, and…
(side note: not about sex but i just know he would leave the door open or walk in on you using the bathroom and that terrifies me)
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👟 Shu Yamino: attentiveness
Me: hey
Me: hey
Me: are you awake??
taro_twink: abt to sleep
taro_twink: what do you want shu
Me: idk c:
taro_twink: so you blew up my phone??? bitch??
Me: fjakajsjsldj i wanted to talk to my friend!
taro_twink: wish granted
taro_twink: wyd?
Me: reader
taro_twink: don’t text on a date
Me: we’re at home
taro_twink: go spend time with reader then ffs
Me: i am
Me: reader feels really nice c:
taro_twink: wait
Me: and i like making reader say my name too
taro_twink: SHSKDKLSJA
taro_twink: WHAT FHE FUXK
taro_twink: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TEXTINF ME RIFHT NOW
taro_twink: SHU YAMINO WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
Me: dw reader hasn’t noticed my phone yet
taro_twink: THIS ISNT ABOUT READER ITS ABOUT ME
Me: my phone is by the pillow so it’s hard to see
taro_twink: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TEXTING WHILE SCREWING SOMEONE????????????
Me: yea :homiekiss:
taro_twink: you are fucked up and i’m going to bed
taro_twink: so done with you jfc
taro_twink: gn
taro_twink: bye
taro_twink: if you say anything else i’m blocking your number
Me: you’re no fun
taro_twink: you are literally texting me while you’re doing your partner i don’t want to hear it
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👹 Vox Akuma: names
vox is noisy. delightfully so. it’s easy to communicate with him because he’s unconsciously vocal whenever he likes something.
these sounds, however, are usually limited to grunts, moans and cries. all well and good, but when things get more intense, he’s more inclined to scream your name.
and when his dick is in your mouth he can’t think straight, in the worst way.
this is just to say that even when you’re not roleplaying, he’s cried out a lot of names that aren’t yours. usually celebrities or fictional characters. you’ve lost count of how many tall/dark/handsome guys with long hair he’s cum to, or sassy women. hell, his celebrity crushes don’t even look like you.
if you have cheating fantasies this is excellent. if you have ntr fantasies, excellent as well. what isn’t excellent, however, is how last time you poured wax on him while fucking him from behind, he buried his face into the pillow and whimpered out your coworker’s name.
he was very lucky you didn’t have more wax to splash him with
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#ike eveland#ike eveland x reader#luca kaneshiro#luca kaneshiro x reader#shu yamino#shu yamino x reader#vox akuma#vox akuma x reader#luxiem x reader#luxiem#nijisanji x reader#nijisanji en#ike eveland smut#luca kaneshiro smut#shu yamino smut#vox akuma smut#4402 writes#hear me out i just KNOW he can’t find the c/it
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Idk bro didn't think it was possible but they legit have a sign up that says "Deadpool and Wolverine not airing here" and when asked about it the employees are like "it's just too demonic"
LOSERS🔥🔥🔥
but bro imagine Wolverine in heat, on all four with his hairy ass up in air, with his big cock just being complete useless dndjsdnakw😋 he doesn't verbally beg, he has a reputation of being a grumpy bad boy that everyone thinks is a super dominant top, can't let people know he's a needy bottom >:3
Logan hugging his pillow, burying his face in its to muffle the embarrassing noises he's making because your fucking him so good it's more than just his usual grunts, he's full on moaning and whimpering😍
I've had too much time to think about Logan😍
Also dug out my old xmen oc, a silly catboy named Charlie, he's a lynx!!! He got big ol fluffy paws instead of feet >:3 Logan finds him sleeping under a bridge and could not let the kid stay there so he offers him a ride and place to stay. Charlie at first does not vibe with Logans low-key thought he was gonna be some redneck asshole😭 the conversation basically goes "are you an homophobic asshole or just like... A grumpy gay lumberjack?" "I don't give a shit eho you fuck, just don't fo it on my goddamn furniture👹" and Charlie decides to tag along since yk he knew Logan wasn't gonna jump him for being gay.
They're the silliest father-son, though for a while Charlie genuinely didn't know Logan was a mutant because he never saw his claws come out😭 it wasn't until Charlie accidentally bumped his head into Logans once and was like "wtf is your skull made of metal" "yea." That Charlie figured it out💀
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IM SORRY BUT WHAT IN GODS NAM3?3?3😭😭 where do you even live sugar bee because no matter what that’s such a strange reason not to showcase a movie like what😭
oh i absolutely love the thought of ruining him leaving the sweet thing sobbing body shuddering and practically tearing up the sheets a sweet thing who falls apart in your arms literally is out cold as soon as the two of you are done but i also love the thought of him bending you in half and riding your cock using you however he wants, only making himself cum and leaving you all hard and worked up🧎🏻♂️
A GRUMPY GAY LUMBERJACK ANSNSHSJSJD I ALREADY LOVE THIS GUY and also now I desperately need a grumpy gay lumberjack x reader fic 😔 but I can see them being a great father/ son duo! Charlie constantly asking if Logan’s sure he isn’t gay “not even for the cute delivery man that comes by every Thursday? Silence.. oh I’ll take that as a yes then!”
Also I can imagine Charlie being absolutely excited like a little kid when he finds out Logan is a mutant “oh can you like fly?” “wrong superhero”
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