#I didn't gag

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

[oifaaa]

People will try to convince you Jason Todd is the impulsive doesn't think before he acts type of guy and its funny bc Jason is almost comedic in how fucking long it actually takes this boy to plan out anything

[hanalghilan]

Baldur's Gate 3 (2023) dev. Larian Studios

[innocentsardonicpotatoes]

Had a patient unwillingly toot while one of his buttcheek was out and about as I was tenderly applying myofascial release of his tight piriformis muscle that recently caused him to walk like a mechanical toy soldier.

[likeprongstostars]

[luckyshinyhunter]

✊🔥5 episodes in and I'm can confirm that this show is must watch!🔥👊

[ataleofcrowns]

Ok so i played D's update first and the moment Ziryan came over to knock on the door i was like GODDAMN AGAIN???🤧🤧

Then i played X's update right after, and when X LITERALLY said that to them out loud i just died 😭 🤣😂😂

It's not their fault 😭😭😭

Poor Ziryan just gets saddled with "go interrupt the Crown with this important message" duty because they're one of the youngest guards... justice for Ziryan smh

[milkbreadtoast]

guys i started reading this recently and let me tell you. You have to read this one.... ITS SO GODDAMN FUNNY. im having the time of my life... wholeheartedly rec

[detshin]

Some people might be unhappy about the cousins thing, some might be excited about it (me included).

But I think we can all agree on ONE thing.

Toichi is indeed alive and he sucks because of it.

[seokryus]

🐶🖤🩷

[genericpuff]

i drive like how i play overwatch

i don't, as advised by my doctor 🤡

[knockknockitsnickels]

I love posts about "overhated female cartoon characters" bc inevitably my girls PB, Rose Quartz, & Mabel will be there so you've got 2 pink-haired quasi-immortal war-crime-committing morally-grey queens and a 12 year old who likes boy bands and knitting sweaters.

[levinbolts]

[humming-fly]

Who better to trust with a secret than a known liar?

anyways my apologies to b99 and happy countdown to the magolor bullying simulator release later this month! 

[ghastlyaffairs]

for something as trivial and simple those feelings sure are hard to get rid of

also made a gif a version for fun + alt version with no tears under the cut

the gif is in very low resolution...this is a feature (i could make it bigger but that would require saving each frame individually and than glueing it all together. also i feel like low resolution suits it better. aesthetically and fits the mood)

[tackykachowch]

This is me btw. I'm never calling Jinx Powder unless it's relevant to the meta of my analysis. Like, she was always the same person, just with different names. And I see no sense in using her old name just for the sake of referring to her young version or "an other side of her" (smh)