#I did this in less than 30 min

[drizzledrawings]

I 🫶 Karen jones

[ttaibhse]

my goal was 4k in 30 min really really didnt think i was going to make it 🥹🥹🥹

[the-last-quest]

Day 22 Bones!🦴

[scarlettcryptid]

i was telling myself it was okay that i sucked at guitar hero's easy mode at the arcade earlier and that no one was even paying attention to me but then my mom said there were 3 dudes watching me when she walked in

[dimsilver]

🙏🏻

[razziematazz]

throwback to how the guy i got my septum piercing done by told me he was taking on an apprentice and getting ready to retire bc his hands were shaky now like two weeks before my appointment

[ubike-official]

oh childhood

[deus-ex-mona]

i’m just. so tired… _(:3 」∠)_

[just-miru]

been a while since y'all've seen this guy-

[doberbutts]

If you want to know some knowledge that will piss you off:

In various higher paying jobs, especially anything related to STEM (you know that thing that everyone apparently is supposed to have a goal towards if not business), your employer DOES provide your clothes for you.

I've worked in my clinic for just over a year and my employer has provided roughly 700 dollars worth of uniform. I know this because I receive a voucher to spend as cash to purchase my work clothes, so I have the actual dollar amount. This is partially because even a cheap shirt and pants combo is about 40-50 bucks minimum but still, that's 700 dollars of uniform I do not have to buy.

When I worked my first minimum wage job I had to find and purchase my work clothes myself. When I worked for a company that "provided" work clothes, they mean they provided two work shirts and the rest I had to either buy from the company uniform website myself or I had to use my own clothes and wallet and shopping time. Working at my current job, the only thing I have to buy with my own money is socks and shoes.

I don't think employers should be legally allowed to ask anyone to dress up for interviews. I should be able to walk in off the street in jeans, sneakers, and a T-shirt and interview for jobs because employers are supposed to be interviewing me and my skills, training, education, and experience, not the nicest clothes in my closet.

It's discriminatory towards poor people to ask otherwise.

It's also just fucking audacious to demand that the people you need to provide the labor to keep your workplace going put on a suit and dance around like a trained monkey before you've even hired them.

[shanedoesdoodles]

Can't tell if my anxiety and weird wanting to ghost everyone and fake my death so no one can know me anymore is effecting my judgements or if my reasoning is actually valid but I'm heavily debating removing events from my little discord server permanently for my mental health

[phagodyke]

this assay is so fucking fake......

[wizardclown]

Call my tenant insurance, get put on hold for 40 minutes, rep tells me that the people who are allowed to approve of my request left at 6pm.

*look at the clock* it's 6:10pm *inwardly screaming*

[reblog-house]

Today is the perfect example of why i shouldn't go without medication.

[eternalstateofoctober]

* this

[killxio]

eren n his personal water park .

word count: 370 [1 min 30 sec read] ✪ content warning: smut, p in v sex, squirting, doggy style, this is my second post do i warn about everything?, unapologetic use of “mama”

✭ husband!eren x wife!reader

eren making his pretty little 𝙬𝙞𝙛𝙚 squirt for the first time.

he has you on the bed doggy style. his pace is a little slow at first until he snaps his hips particularly deep and sends a shock from the bottom of your spine, so deep in your core that it pushes out every other thought in your head beside his cock.

his words definitely showed through his actions, the delicious aching of his shaft sent curls down your toes and an arch to your back. if a further arch was even possible.

“‘ren- hold up.. ‘m gonna-“

“cum? cmon baby cum for me. be a good girl, cum for me.”

“slow down- i don- don’ wanna cum y..”

eren couldn’t give less of a fuck, keeping his pace and digging his hands into your waist.

his waist starts to move in more of a round motion, and the mushroom head of his cock hits your favorite spots so so good. you let out a moan like never before.

“oh that felt- ah- that felt good huh baby?” he says between a guttural moan of his own.

“eren. eren right there, right there please don’t sto-“ your words dissolve and you seem to loose your strength, falling face first into the pillow underneath you. you go from breathless to squealing at how deep you feel him, so deep he has fluid gushing over his dick.

“uh-uh, you know there’s no muffling in here.” he reprimands, moving his arm from your waist and dragging you up to him, back to chest. with his fist wrapped around your neck. he knows your neck is practically a g-spot for you, and he knows what he’s doing by kissing down it the way he is.

you’re squirting more intensely than before and between that and the sensation of your ass slapping against him with every thrust, it sends him into his own orgasm. only for you to cover his lower abdomen with a mixture of that same cum and your own.

you’re catching your breaths.

“did you just squirt on me, mama?”

“i- i think so..”

“you wanna do it again?” you can hear the smirk in his voice very well.