#I did not say that

[libraryofnika]

Xavier, please save me from the seduction and corruption of this man—

[loveisnotfinite]

I am not getting off twitter… cause… well… I mean… when Luke goes all flirty I just can’t.

[pardonmydelays]

ARE YOU IN THE VALENTINES VIBES YET?! 🩷💕🩷💌💌💌 THEME?! Excuuuuuse me???

yes, & hoping that this cute guy from my pfp will ask me out on a date-

[romantictoaster]

do not disrespect mother

[itspileofgoodthings]

the Latin teacher clearly trying to bait me but also fully believing it: I don’t know, I just think that Shakespeare is totally overrated and there’s no depth in his writing

me: I could take your job in two seconds flat and do it better than you

[sewn-gums]

Not beating these allegations

I WAS FRAMED

[the-rookinator-3000]

dot the chad gal asserting her dominance towards jet pack loser

[rextherob0t]

"Rumble. Where is Frenzy?" In my basement- sorry what?

People liked the Soundwave one, so I made another for his tiny middle-aged son.

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[sturgeonposting]

Do you love the colour of the sturgeon?

Which one?

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[roz-ani]

IS THIS YAOI DOOMED ENOUGH FOR YOU?! IS THIS WHAT YOU PEOPLE WANTED?! 😭

[rextherob0t]

I LOVE OLD MEN- AH, who said that? 😰

shockwave doodles

[euniexenoblade]

Honestly, it can stand as it's own post. The tobacco industry is evil they want to get you smoking yadda yadda you've heard it a million times and like. I think we hear it so much but that a lot of the younger generations in the us dont really get why there's such an aggressive anti smoking campaign, I think people buy into the narrative South Park has spun about it "the cigarette companies are all upfront about it and people still chose their service and everyone against smoking are just obsessive fascists" and it's like. Genuinely, the cigarette companies are some of the most evil entities this world has ever seen. From knowing cigarettes caused cancer before anyone else and lying about it, to being the reason the majority of 50s television existed (shows like I Love Lucy existed to sell you cigarettes) to specifically making flavors of cigarettes and cartoon mascots to sell to kids. And I'm not saying that if you smoke cigarettes you're bad but I do really want the tobacco industry abolished and have it's wealth distributed to the society it controlled for so fucking long.

Seriously, go read about it. They did shit that manipulated the country, politics, and the lives of your parents and their parents, and likely their influence is affecting your life in this day and age still.

[atissi]

locked the fuck back in