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[mars-mystic]

In case ur looking for some good ol’ F1 crack fic, I present to you: this fuckin thing. Based on several text conversations I’ve had with a friend at increasingly late hours of the night

Presented without context or disclaimers, when really it should have about ten of each. Names are changed for internet reasons (my friend, not the drivers lmao)

Niki Lauda’s death was very sad. FOR ME. But also for the thousands of people who loved and respected him (Like ME. And George Russell).

His funeral was very sad too. As they lowered him into the ground, they played the Dutch National Anthem instead of the Austrian one, because that was all they had available after the 2023 season. Then they realized that RedBull was Austrian, so they played that one too. Somehow, Max Verstappen received a trophy.

Someone pointed out that it was weird that we were having a funeral for him in 2024 when he died in 2019. This was disregarded for plot purposes.

George Russell was openly weeping. So was I. So was everybody. Except that one bitch, Rachel, who was openly NOT weeping.

Instead, she’d wrapped herself around Carlos, saying, “Oh Carlos you’re so hot and Sexy and like Chris Hemsworth and you look nothing like that ugly rat.”

At this, George Russell gasped. He turned around and T-posed on her, so Rachel and Carlos ran away scared and crying into the distance to do who knows what. I didn’t ask.

That’s when George Russell spotted me, the sexy bitch with the Hat. I’d knitted this hat just for me, to support him in these trying times. But we locked eyes, and I knew he only wanted one thing from me. And it wasn’t what ur thinking. It was the Hat.

That’s when Carmen appeared mysteriously from the other side of the tombstone.

“Careful George,” she said, advising him to be careful. “She might think you’re a lesbian.”

“Why would she think that?” George asked, staring enviously at my hat.

“Because you look like a lesbian, you lesbian-lookin owl faced ass bitch,” Carmen replied calmly.

George appeared to be mildly offended at worst, and somewhat motivated at best.

That was how I spotted his weakness. Carmen was only with him because he looked like a lesbian. Because SHE was a lesbian. In an unhappy relationship with an owl faced bitch, no less. I had cracked the case. Now all that was left was for me to save this poor woman.

“George,” I said, sexily removing my knitted toque from my head (said no Canadian ever. Lance Stroll appeared and laughed at me). “Please hold my hat while I speak with the lady.”

George fell instantly in love with the hat, and also with me, because my Mom said so. But more in love with the hat. While those two had their moment, I spoke to Carmen.

“Let’s be lesbians together,” I said.

“I’m not a lesbian,” she said.

“Then why are you dating a lesbian-lookin owl faced ass bitch?” I asked calmly.

“Good point,” she said, and then we kissed, and George kissed the hat, or whatever it is that owls do.

Meanwhile, Oscar Piastri was having a perfectly normal day. He’d decided not to go to Niki’s funeral because he's never given a shit about anything in his life, and he’s not about to start now. Instead, he spent his day staring at a poster of Kimi while practicing his blank, emotionless stare and shit-giving-less attitude.

This made Lily very sad. She wanted Oscar to care about her being pescatarian but Lando said it was a red flag and since Oscar refused to form his own opinions (too much effort), he just used Lando’s opinions instead now. So Lily decided to break up with him and become a lesbian.

She made a post on the F1 WAG lesbian throuple platform, which had never been used but somehow already existed and contained every WAG to ever WAG. And also Max Fewtrell.

Carmen and I immediately responded and invited her to become a throuple with us. Lily and Alex also responded but we challenged them to a rap battle, which we won based on the argument that Alex wasn’t a lesbian. Although we almost lost them to the argument of Lily squared. And also because Alex punched Carmed in the face. Maybe he has some pent up jealousy against her or something. Idk, that’s not my problem.

But she’s my girlfriend now, so me and Lily had to take Carmen to the hospital to get her face fixed. Thankfully it was fixed just fine and she was all better the next day.

Also the next day, George Russell made a post on the Sad F1 Driver Who Just Got Broken Up With But Also Found This Cool Hat platform, which somehow ALSO already existed. And contained every driver to ever drive. And also Max Fewtrell.

Nobody cool responded to him, but Lance did offer to push him into a wall. Unclear if the offer was for on or off track, but either way, it was none of my business.

Oscar thought about responding, but since he hadn’t found any cool hats, he just made a post in the regular Sad F1 Driver Who Just Got Broken Up With group chat and called it a day. This group chat was actually quite active, though it was plagued with constant debates of if you could post there if you were the one who did the breaking up. The obvious answer was No, but somehow Carlos seemed to think the rules didn’t apply to him.

Brenna made a post in Sad Girls Abandoned In Cave By Sexy F1 Driver. This group chat ONLY contained Max Fewtrell, and he left her on read.

Meanwhile, Carmen and Lily had fallen in love, but I was just starting my journey of self discovery. By the end of the day, I had finished my journey of self discovery, and I’d decided that I was no longer in love with them.

I prepared for a very sad, tearful conversation with my girlfriends of less than 24 hours, but they said it was fine and they didn’t want me anyway. This was fine by me, so I made them both friendship bracelets and went on my way.

I decided to revisit Niki Lauda’s grave, even though I’d just been there for his funeral yesterday, because I wanted him to know that I was not like the other girls. And because he was my first love and I would never get over him.

I didn’t bring flowers, because that’s what the other girls would do. Instead I placed a Pirelli Tire on his grave and carved my name into it, so that I would be forever in-GRAINED in his heart. Get it? Hahahahahahahahhaahahha.

Oscar Piastri was watching me from a distance with an emotionless, unfeeling gaze. But deep inside his heart he felt something for the first time: disgust.

But then he realized that I’m not like the other girls, because none of them made him feel anything at all and he fell madly in love with me.

He walked over to me and placed his Pirelli Tire on top of mine. He turned to me and gave me a smaller Pirelli Tire, like the size of the pole position tire but smaller. He knelt down and slid it on my finger. It immediately slid off again because it was way too big bc it’s a fucking tire, but it’s the thought that counts.

“I don’t give a shit about Niki Lauda,” he said, still kneeling down, “but I give a shit about you, which is a first for me. Will you marry me?”

Obviously I said yes.

We held our wedding 17 minutes later in the parking lot where Carmen and I had rap-battled for Lily. George was there, crying. Lily (Muni He) was also there, looking smug. Carmen and other Lily appeared to be unsuccessful giving Alex advice on how to cope with the situation.

Charles Leclerc was also there bc you know that boy would just eat up a wedding. And also someone had told him Alex was there and he’d thought they meant his girlfriend. Names are hard.

At the altar, Oscar gave me an even smaller Pirelli Tire, which was even smaller than the pole position tire, but still larger than a Lego F1 tire. But also larger than any decently sized ring. I gave him a cute hat.

George Russell stood up to object to our wedding but when he saw the cute hat I was giving Oscar he died instantly. We decided to leave him there until the end of the ceremony because this wasn’t about him. Dramatic bitch.

Oscar and I lived happily ever after.

Rachel died alone in a cave.

THE END.

[solidwater05]

Apparently this needs to be said so

Forgetting things is morally neutral! Memory issues are morally neutral!

You're not a bad person if you...

forget things quickly

forget people

can't remember entire stages of your life

can't remember important things

can remember some things very well and forget other things all the time

can't remember things (or anything!) about your interests

forget to eat, sleep, go to the bathroom, etc

forget to reply to texts

remember things and immediately forget them again

can't remember birthdays, events, etc

frequently answer 'I forgot' to questions

can't retain new information

forget things you used to know

only remember things when it's too late

have vague, distorted and/or unreliable memories

depend on others to know how an event you were in played out

have other symptoms that are worsened by memory issues and vice versa

... and anything else I might have missed!

[goldensunset]

feel free to elaborate in tags of course on how easy or hard cosplaying them would be

bonus question: how much do you WANT to look like your icon. like are they the goal you aspire to

[classicjdiesandgoestohell]

Has anyone on tumblr started documenting this wreck happening on twitter yet

[verflares]

(click for higher quality!) draconified link concept ive been chipping away at this past week ..... here's my funny little compendium concept for him:

"A heroic spirit has taken the form of this bestial dragon. Unlike it's kin, this creature exhibits an extremely aggressive disposition. It appears highly territorial, and will relentlessly chase down those who disturb its skywide patrols - of which it seems to be endlessly searching for either a long-time vassal or foe. Unfortunately, it seems the spirit within has long since forgotten exactly who it was looking for…"

[thebaldursmouthgazette]

I’m sure Dumat being defeated the same year andraste was born means nothing

I’m sure this has nothing to do with the fact that andrastes mother was part of a tribe who helped the grey wardens fight and defeat dumat the same year she was born, meaning that she could have been a fetus affected by the taint in the proximity of a dying arch demon

And the fact that nobody knows which grey warden killed dumat, as seven wardens died from injuries from his death throes, and therefore we cannot actually identify a warden who absorbed his soul, means nothing

And I’m sure it is a complete coincidence that andraste had dreams and visions of the being later referred to as the maker her whole life, and behaved strangely, talking about hearing lost voices and seeing strange auras. That absolutely doesn’t sound like anyone else we know

[druid-for-hire]

hawkeye and trapper get fake septums

(id under the cut)

[image id: a three-page digital comic about characters from the TV show MASH, illustrated by "druid-for-hire." On page 1, frank burns squints at Hawkeye from a short distance, who is next to Trapper, who is reading a newspaper that obscures his face. "Pierce," Burns asks, "what's on your face?" Hawkeye turns to face him, revealing a septum piercing. "what's what, Frank?" he asks. Shocked and affronted by this breach in army regulations, he shouts, "I can't!! Believe you!! It's not enough for you to disagrace the army uniform by being out of it all the time? You have to go and--and do that! You look like a punk! Or a cow!"

On page 2, Hawkeye, unbothered, replies "Y'know, Frank, I'm finally living up to the Pierce name. I was thinking about going for some ear tag earrings. Maybe I can get a nurse to pull my udders." Frank howls, "That's disgusting!" Turning to Trapper he shouts, "Did you have anything to do with this, McIntyre?" Trapper pulls down the newspaper to reveal that he's wearing three septum rings and says, "I sure did! He stole my look!"

On page 3, Frank says "You're both terrible. Both of your butts are going on report!" while Hawkeye takes out his apparently fake septum ring behind his back. "Report for what, Frank?" he asks; Frank turns to see that the piercing is now missing. "Yeah, what's the matter, Frank?" Trapper says, whose piercing is suddenly missing as well. Frank storms off, yelling "Neither of you can pull the wool over my eyes!! Just wait until General Barker hears about this!" Some time later, Frank is standing next to General Barker, pointing at Hawk. "General, I'm telling you, the hole is THERE!" he shouts. "Go and take a look in those nostrils for yourself!" There is a long and awkward pause. The General did not like that. Hawkeye remarks, "Gee Frank, take a girl to dinner first." end id]

[krazieka2]

Fe3h did not have a beauty pageant sequence, but if it did I'm 99% sure this is how it would go

[vault81]

I've finished my Fallout OC Character Sheet! this is my first time making something like this, but I like how it turned out!

PSD below cut!

Compressed Version!

[ao3-crack]

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[sleepnoises]

I've started quilting my quilt and I thought it would be fun to approximately quilt in the shape of major roads (thanks yarrow for suggesting this in april) but now I want to quilt it more densely and feel locked into the road thing as 1) it is a sin to lie 2) as i am learning, Boston has an infinite number of roads

I will actually probably do leafs or vines or so on but wanted to share my road conundrum

Additional planning materials:

[ohhyperbola]

Happy Easter guys uuuhhh

[froganni]

Wanted to try my hand at drawing a solar-punk Pearl :D

Reblogs appreciated!

[l3viat8an]

Rooo *hands u a mic 🎤* what do the demon brothers camera rolls look like??? 

okay this was fun XD

Silly / sweet (mostly silly) hcs!!

Lucifer ↓

So many photos of Cerberus, everything from really good photos where Cerberus is behaving to blurry pics because he won’t sit still.

A few photos of his paperwork (he keeps them like backups)

Candid photos of you-

A few photos of the two of you out together, think like sweet / date night pics <3

Photos of flowers or just random things that remind him of you. Sometimes he’ll even send them to you, just to let you know he’s thinking about you even while you’re apart.

Photos and videos of his brothers, a few candids, a few blurry messes and a few more of his brothers and you together at dinner. (From Luci’s pov it’s perfect- everybody he loves enjoying a meal together.)

Mammon ↓

Pictures of you- you studying, hanging out with him, sleeping, shopping- Mammon has pictures of you doing basically everything.

Pics of himself ofc, tons of selfies too!!

Assorted memes.

Pics of stuff he’s trying to sell online.

Screenshots of price comparison for stuff he wants to buy online.

screen shots / pics of stuff he wants to buy for you!!

Random photos of his brothers; stuff like Belphie sleeping on the couch, Asmo in the middle of doing his makeup, etc- typical older sibling, slightly embarrassing photos lolol

Levi ↓

Anime memes!

Pictures of Henry 2.0 !!!

Pics of his gaming setup so he can brag about it online.

Screenshots of every time you texted him ‘I love you’ or something sweet.

Random game screen shots.

Pics of himself in cosplay!!!-

Tons of photos of him at cons! (with and without you)

Satan ↓

High quality cat photos.

More cat photos, but it’s feral / street cats running away from him so they’re super blurry.

Cat videos.

Cat memes.

Photos of books he wants to buy.

Screenshots / photos of random book quotes or spells he wants to remember.

A few candid photos of you ofc!

a photo of Lucifer asleep at his desk, and that one time Lucifer spilled coffee down his shirt- Satan always says he’s saving them for blackmail but for some reason never uses them.

Asmo ↓

Photos of himself- soooo many selfies and every-single-one of them is hot.

His nudes + your nudes

Selfies of you and him!!!

Pics of random things, flowers, drinks, anything he thinks is pretty / cute and he can get a good pic of!!

Horrible pics / blurry videos of his brothers doing stupid shit. He uses them as blackmail :)

Beel ↓

Gym pics gym pic gym pics!!!-

But really he has some pics of himself in the gym and some videos so he can check his form.

Lots of food pics-

Screenshots of various menu's.

Videos of Belphie sleep talking.

Pics of you two out together, walking around town trying street food!

Belphie ↓

Pics of Beel working out pt.2 it’s supposed to be pics of Beel and Belphie working out- but Belphie always gives up after 1 rep.

Pics of You, Beel and Belphie cuddling in the attic!

Selfies that he usually sends to you to show off his horrible bed head-

Some blurry pics of the stars / the moon.

Pics / videos of you and him cuddling!!

Screenshots of pillows that he wants to buy-

[cuntylestat]

i saw the tags on this post i made and i find this super interesting because i don't think the problem was actually that he just doesn't have enough light - it's a hindrance for street photography, sure, but a tripod and a shutter cable could solve that and you can take creative approaches to street photography to outweigh the lack of light. you can also shoot in well lit interiors, you can use faster lenses, faster film, etc. you could even pivot to a different type of photography. of course, as technology advances, this would become less of a problem and light is important in photography, but that's solvable. people have made and continue to make great photography in the dark. the pictures that turn out to not be taken by louis are mostly taken at night or inside.

partly, it's down to louis. as dreamstat says, louis is impatient and doesn't take the proper care, e.g. by cleaning his lens, framing his shot with care, taking enough film, or sticking around to try out different compositions in different conditions.

but this is something that he could train himself to do. the real problem (as the dealer points out) is that the compositions do not say much. louis doesn't have "the eye." the photograph they discuss is not good because it was shot in daylight, it's because it tells a story, there is depth to the image, the subjects are framed in a way that it lets you interpret the meaning. it's human.

however, it also goes deeper than that. louis cannot connect with humans to properly picture them or tell their stories because he's a vampire, and therefore there is no relationship that goes beyond predator and prey anymore. he is separated from humanity at this point, even if he doesn't want to realize it. he cannot (and does not) want to stick around to get to know humans, make a connection with them. he finds the idea of doing that preposterous and impossible - they're sustenance and not interesting enough for him to actually invest time and interest in them. i think he likes to think that he is interested in humanity, and that's why he tries to capture them on film, but really, the gap between him and them is too big at this point.

and then there's this excellent point that @feedingicetothedog made in this post. vampires are mimics but they cannot create. louis can recognize the story when it's in front of him in form of a picture, but he cannot recreate it in his own photography because he's no longer human.

so i don't think that, no matter the technology, louis will ever be the type of photographer he wants to be, the one that captures people and human life, its essence and its complexities and its emotions. he's not capable of that anymore because he's a vampire.

[slavhew]

i may not show it but im

perpetually insane about them