#I cooked with this y’all

[loafthecat]

TW. Blood/abusive relationship

Thank you to @emperorcandy for giving me the idea for this!!!

Also yeah this doesn’t look like thsc but-

But-

It’s

✨symbolism✨

[veggiemist]

I have nothing to offer for Halloween so have this instead

Click for better quality omg

My pookie bear

[ki-kosmo]

Forgot about this lil guy hiding in my phone.

[ennabear]

another mini sev blurb for sevika week!! again i’m sorry that they’re microscopic little yaps but i didn’t give myself time to cook… anyways here’s some sweet love making with sub!sevika… 18+

—day 4: passion

sevika groans under you, the stretch of your third finger only adding to the fuzziness in her head. you’re not even really fucking anymore, just kissing and panting and occasionally stopping to giggle at each other. it’s such a special feeling to be this intimate with someone, you know her inside and out. how to rile her up, piss her off, send her deep into sub space, etc.

her nipples are puffy and sensitive, and she shivers when you lean down to give them another gentle kiss. “baby…” she pants, half asleep but wanting to savor this moment before passing out on top of you. you smile down at her, continuing your slow assault on her dripping hole. “spit it out, sev.” you prompt.

she huffs a laugh at this, shielding her face with her arms out of embarrassment. you use this distraction to suck some more bruises into her neck, and she cums with a breathy “i love you! fuck— right there. love you so m—!!”

as she comes down, you can’t help but coo at her. her eyes are half-lidded but painted with something dreamy, and her perfectly plump lips are curved in the cutest o shape. “i love you too,” you whisper. “so much.”

[housecow]

y’all will never see me as an actual bbw model or making scenario/stuffing content of any sort because i am a TERRIBLE actor.

no i cant do a cute little moan and rub my belly after a funnel session, im literally about to pass out and need to be tucked into bed

[l3viat8an]

hello to the five Solomon stans that follow me :3

[thedynamicworm]

Val and Vel made him do it

[que3rduckling]

Hey ever think about how Nightwing is Batman’s greatest success and how Dick Grayson is Bruce Wayne worst failure? About how crazy that is? No? Just me? Okay…

[getosugurusbangs]

*gives you a happy jjk beach episode*

bonus toge because i love how he looks in this

[mcaxolotl]

Idk what it was but chat was so fucking funny this stream 💀💀

some of my favorite lines:

AND THE CROWD IS AFRAID 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

HES BURNING THE UBER EATS 🔥🔥🔥🔥

HE CAN COOK… BUT I AINT EATING SHIT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

WHAT IS BRO SAYING 🔥🔥🔥

You are cooking sushi with a microwave

AND THE CROWD GOES MILD 🔥🔥

AND THE CROWD GOES CONCERNED 🔥🗣️

ITS FUCKING SOGGY

THE KITCHEN HAS WATER DAMAGE 🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

THE CROWD HAS MOTION SICKNESS FROM THE TURN 🔥🔥

[theylovevenus]

Kunoichi Fashion Lineup: Sakura Haruno 🌸 (Pt. 1/7)

[peteytheparrot]

GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN

[bleue-flora]

Alright, hear me out what if the Dream smp is actually an imaginary kids game. Like I don’t know about y’all, but as a kid, me and other kids totally made up kingdoms, pretended to have wars, hostages, torture even…

Like imagine Pandoras Vault is just the inside of one of those like black plastic slides that gets so hot inside. The larger dsmp is the play set. Techno’s Arctic cabin is the inside of the house with the air conditioning. L’manberg is the pool. Exile is a play tent. Kinoko Kingdom is a treehouse/fort. The front yard houses Las Nevadas which has a sand box in it and a stand selling cookies that’s competing with the cookie stand on the other side of the front yard aka the burger van (formerly known for its lemonade aka potions). The porch is Snowchester which is cooler with the shade and close to a hose which they used to make a few water balloons aka nukes. Philza is the oldest kid left in charge that plays along some but also enjoys staying inside in the nice air conditioned house away from the chaos. Vik and Lazar are some younger kids who had to go take naps. They are all at Dream’s parents’ house so he’s trying to make sure everyone is getting along and such and things don’t get broken, that’ll upset his parents and get him in trouble…

[ennabear]

✞ —YOUR OWN PERSONAL JESUS.

ennabear’s mythologica challenge entry.

✞— a former ‘scary lady�� is turned helpless and utterly lost after a life-altering ‘company mishap’ left her misguided and questioning her own beliefs. a new town, leaving her old life behind, and a leader to guide her to her newfound faith— it’s what she begged for. but what happens when it rejects her? a double life full of secrets and sins weighing heavily on her chest and building up until she snaps like a tree branch bearing a winter’s snow. what ever could she do to earn your forgiveness, and god damn it, could you finally take her pain away?

join the challenge!! // read the fic!! (coming soon 🧛🏿)

[crazymecjc]

fuck you! *burakhovskys your reanimator*

(silly lil screencap redraw,,,,, gotta love medical malpractice yaoi)

[inkstainedhandswithrings]

you know what’s the most subtle Shitty Thing™️ that Krell has done is?

bad enough he already calls the clones by their CT numbers, but he actually says the numbers different than EVERYBODY ELSE in the show.

Usually the numbers are spoken individually, right? So Rex (CT-7567) is CT-Seven-Five-Six-Seven. Or Echo calling himself CT-One-Four-Zero-Nine. Even AZI-3 says each individual 5 in Fives’ CT number.

But Krell says shit like “CT-Seventy Five-Sixty Seven” or “ARC Trooper-Fifty Five-Fifty Five”

Not only does he not use their chosen names, he also deliberately uses an abbreviated form of their birth numbers because apparently a bitch CAN be bothered to learn them all, he just can’t give the clones the satisfaction of at least hearing their full number the way it’s familiar to them. Like he somehow found a way to make their depersonification WORSE.

the bitch.