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'๐๐ฐ๐๐ฌ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ง๐ข๐ ๐ก๐ญ ๐๐๐๐จ๐ซ๐ ๐๐ก๐ซ๐ข๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฆ๐๐ฌ, ๐ฐ๐ก๐๐ง ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ญ๐ก๐ซ๐จ๐ฎ๐ ๐ก ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐ก๐จ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐
๐๐จ๐ญ ๐ ๐๐ซ๐๐๐ญ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ ๐ฐ๐๐ฌ ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ข๐ซ๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐ ,ย ๐๐ฑ๐๐๐ฉ๐ญ ๐๐จ๐ซ ๐ญ๐ฐ๐จ ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐ฉ๐๐ซ ๐ฌ๐จ๐ฅ๐๐ข๐๐ซ๐ฌ ๐ ๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ข๐ญ ๐จ๐ง...
Summary: Steve and Bucky have one last romp before they have to participate in the next days Christmas festivities. Contains: Feminization(not a lot, Bucky calls Steve's pecs tits twice)
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โBuck..โ Steve says barely louder than a whisper. He glances over to Bucky, who's sitting up against their bed's headboard, engrossed in reading his copy of The Hobbit. Bucky is struggling to stay awake. His head droops a little, his grip on the book slipping. "Buck-" he says a bit more insistently, running his hand up Bucky's arm. "Hey."
"Huh? Oh- Hey doll, what's goin' on?" Bucky grumbles, sleepiness evident by his gravely tone. He closes his book, setting it on the bedside table, and rolls over to give Steve his full attention. "Did you still want to y'know.." A faint blush covers the blonde's cheeks, "I definitely understand if you're too tired though!" "Doll." "I mean I don't want to push you anything-" Steve continues to ramble on. "Baby-" Bucky tries to interject with a chuckle "I just wanted to-" "Stevie!" That finally gets Steve to stop, Bucky smiles, reaching up to cup the side of Steve's face, The cool metal pad of his thumb brushing over Steve's cheekbone. "I do want to, it's been a while since we've had a good 'romp' hm?" He moves his hands down, playing with the bottom of Steve's shirt. Steve bites his lip, baby blue eyes meeting Bucky's stormy grey ones. He helps lift his own top off, exposing his flushed chest. Skin pink, from his face down to his shoulders. Bucky is quick to explore, hands dragging down over Steve's back before traveling up over his belly. Each drag of his fingertips sent shivers up the blonde's spine. "Buck.." Steve whimpers out before he's silenced by a gentle bite to his plush bottom lip. "Easy doll, I got you." Bucky mumbles, pressing a kiss to Steve's lips, then temple, down his neck, and over his collarbone. Dragging his lips down to Steve's pecs. "God..." Bucky groans "I ever tell you how much I love these tits baby?" He can't contain himself, swirling his tongue over one of Steve's perky nipples. Steve gasps, arching his back, pressing his nipple further into Bucky's mouth. He whines softly, hands running through Bucky's long hair, quiet words of praise leaving his lips as Bucky bites down on his nipple. "Hurry up, baby please.." Steve gasps, rolling his hips. His cock straining against the fabric of his boxers. "Such an impatient little thing aren't you?" Bucky smirks, reaching down to palm at his own growing erection. He tugs Steve into his lap, hands quickly working to tug Steve's, and his own boxers down. Their erections bob free after a bit of struggling. Steve moans, reaching down and stroking their cocks together. Their precum mixes, lubing their cocks. Bucky groans, groping Steve's ass. "Fuck, I can't wait anymore. Buck please, I need you.." Steve whines, rolling his hips, cock rubbing against Bucky's. Bucky can't take it either, pushing Steve down, and pulling the blondes ankles over his shoulders. Basically bending the blond in half. He lines himself up, smearing his precum over Steve's hole, lubing him up. He leans down to kiss Steve. "Ready Baby?" "Please-" Steve is cut off by bucky thrusting in, Steve lets out a sharp cry "Holy shit!" He cries out, Bucky wastes no time starting a quick pace, balls slapping against Steve's ass. "So fucking gorgeous, so pretty like this. Taking my cock so well..." Praise rolls off Bucky's tongue as he rails Steve's tight hole. He can already feel his orgasm building. "Ah! Oh fuck- bucky there! Right fucking there, yes...yes yes!" He cries, as Bucky's cock hits his prostate. Steve's hand flies to his cock, rubbing frantically as he edges on release. Bucky groans, biting onto Steve's shoulder as he cums. Steve cums with a cry, rolling his hips up, grinding on Bucky's cock.
After they catch their breath, Bucky rolls them over. He tucks Steve's head under his chin, pressing his nose into Steve's blonde locks. "Merry Christmas Bucky.." "Merry Christmas Baby doll.." Bucky hums as they drift off to sleep. โโบโโ
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I hope you enjoyed, And have a great Christmas. And if you don't celebrate Christmas I wish you Happy Holidays!
#bottom steve rogers#beginner writer#steve rogers#fanfic#marvel#stucky#steve x bucky#top bucky barnes#smut#smut fic#pwp fics#I cant rhyme
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part 2!!!! [read part one here]
transcript below the cut arranged into stanzas to help show where the rhymes are:
โthatโs why they brought gem in? as a failsafe?๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ as a pawn. we were told to point her at whoever we need gone
โgem wonโt hurt her allies. โฆyet.โ the curse she carries will itโs had its eye on her since she lost the other eye she was specially selected for her hunting skill itโs quite the high honor. โwow. how generous.โ we try
think about it: why does almost no one fight the curse? โgiven how fast scott killed skizz last season, i can guess.โ [โany pain you spare your friends, youโll have to suffer worseโ?] itโs designed to shut down higher reasoning with stress
#if you still can't see the rhyme scheme try reading it out loud#if that doesn't work uh. idk. can't help you#my art#my poetry#grian#geminitay#smajor1995#bdoubleo100#inthelittlewood#secret life#grian and his terrible horrible no good very bad eldritch coworkers: the sequel#cant wait to post the next part so i can be like 'my three secret life comics. and yes they all rhyme'#this one narratively doesn't work nearly as well as a standalone compared to part 1#however i accidentally went way too hard and could probably upload the middle page + second to last panel as their own separate art pieces#tbh i'm considering putting an explanation of everything below the readmore buuut i don't feel like it atm. :3 later maybe#me and my 20+ life series headcanons i only allude to without explicitly stating don't need to explain ourselves#still experimenting with this webtoon-esque vertical comic style#still not sure i like it#it gets long too quickly#among other things#but it's very easy to read on a phone so
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kaleidoscopic crush
#spider man: across the spider verse#pavitr prabhakar#gwen stacy#spider noir#spider punk#hobie brown#noirpunk#so. maybe i went a bit insane#i like poetry a regular amount i promise#this might be one of my favorite things iโve ever made#first time drawing pav & gwen! they turned outโuh. okay!#the universes & noir himself get brighter as he acclimates :)#treacle (tart) means sweetheart in cockney rhyming slang#bc i cant fucking help myself lol#noir is so in loveโฆโฆโฆ.. just like we all are sdfkjhg#mans CANNOT handle how pretty hobie is in his element#to the anon who gave me the idea: thank you so much oh my gods#cw eyestrain#just in case#there is so much going on lol
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deaf curtis brothers just sign milk as a nickname for darry because it rhymes with dairy just to tease him
#soda gets told darry rhymes with dairy in english when he's like 5 and darry hasn't known peace since#two-bit talks#deaf outsiders#the outsiders#the outsiders musical#ponyboy curtis#sodapop curtis#darrel curtis#i am hearing if this is rude or disrespectful please tell me i know hearing people cant give sign names#and i don't mean this in that way but i can see how it might count as that#and I don't intend to be rude
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when in block SHITPOST !!!
#grian#taurtis#joeyish#mcyt shipping#taurian#mcyt#grian lives in blue hell... whatever#cant learn bgs i have scool work#might draw angst later idk maAAAn#ringo rhyme's scritches n scratches
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kinda mediocre but ive been meaning to finish this for ages so here
#THIS IS NOT CANON TO THE FIC#i know i cant edit that fucking alien blues audio to sound right but we ball#also i know alien blues is aggressively 2021 but let me live i had no other audios#idk if i have to say this even but this is not forbidden ship that rhymes with krillkrip. its like. billford adjacent if anything?#bc its like in the heinz dilemma but also not#idk man i had an idea when this monologue was actually relevant but i got lost in the sauce#ok actual tags now#gravity falls#bill cipher#animatic#sketch#dipper pines#handyman bill au#dipper hates bill redemption#digital art#mason pines#fanfic art#kinda lol#gf heinz dilemma
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Ok im not a shipper, never really have been, I donโt really care whether you think somebody should be with someone or wether a character likes x or y (as long as itโs not weird or proshippy :/) but I just found out that the ship name for glisten x Rodger is REFLECTIVE DETECTIVE and Iโve never rooted for a mirror and a magnifying glass to kiss more in my entire life.
#dandys world#reflective detective#glisten x rodger#IT RHYMES I CANT#I just#itโs so silly#/pos#if you ship Rodger x Teagan Iโm sorry but you canโt beat the name reflective detective
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me after turning a 20 second joke into an actual thing: anyways, with enough funding, she could make pokemon real! give her all your money and she'll do it! trust!
#gaulnon art#tbosas#dr gaul#volumnia gaul#au?#au#pokemon au#her team isnt at all balanced. i just thought of how they'd fit her#seviper and elektross for obvious reasons(snakes n eels)#reunicles is a double wammy- its a cell/cell division pokemon AND it looks like a rabbit to me. so#mr rime bcs of her silly rhymes#deoxys bcs . chromosome pokemon#she looks HORRIFYING in the vaguely pkmn artstyle#she also naturally looks like a pokeball i cant stress this enough#oh slither wing is there for aesthetics btw.
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I'm super excited to get my hands on veilguard in general, but seeing as how I'm going to treat it as a kissing simulator, I'm genuinely so curious to know which npcs get together!
Like, did bioware just code for all the different grouping scenarios? Do characters get together randomly each run, or does each character have 2-3 close friends that they can date? And most importantly, will there be drama amongst them? If Bellara tells me she has a crush on Neve, and Neve tells me she likes Davrin, do I tell her what Bellara told me??? Or would Neve and Bellara be "locked" together in this scenario, if Rook isn't romancing either??
#dragon age#dragon age spoilers#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age veilguard#dav spoilers#it'd be really funny if the characters just kind of got together every run#no rhyme or reason#like imagine taash and emmerich#honestly tho i really like the idea of taash and davrin#anyways#cant wait to play matchmaker#>:)
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what is exactly the point of hermes bringing ody the wind bag if cant open it?
like its for a later plot point but in story it doesnt entirely make sense
#ahoys thoughts#epic the musical crit#epic the musical#im sad cause there are so many good bits in the musical but i cant fully enjoy it bc i cant look past bad storytelling and lyricism#the hand vs homeland rhyme doesnt work with the way jorge says it#'im gonna use ruthlessness' like hes refering to a theme but in the show it should be an adjective?#im goign to be ruthless but also we GET IT#it would have been better for a musical cue to show us thats why the different beast bit in 600 strike sounds so cool#i think i am very sick of media spoon feeding me hoenstly#epic the musical the vengance saga#hermes epic#epic#the vengance saga#hermes epic the musical
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so i found this song on @mr-whitebullet's playlist and it's haunted me ever since because 1) it's the sweetest thing i've ever heard and 2) it makes me cry. (3 is that he has impeccable music taste). also you know. it's them.
but anyways.
i wonder why jake loves LA...
#thanks for basically being my entire janda muse and partner in rhyme and life/wife.this for u. beats u up#happy almost ten month or um i cant do math#this song means a lot to me now :')#anyways im done being gay .#isnt this SONG SOOOO JAKE?!!??!?!!#jamir#gullieship#mirmir#jakey#my edit#edit#audio#video#jake and amir#gay rights blah blah blah#heart eyes hurwitz#YES i cheated twice with hotel room (not post LA) and mm8 bloopers#BUT CAN YOU BLAME ME!?!?!?!?!
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shoutout to oli theorionsound for being the only bard ever actually
#.post#its 2 am. did i do the thing. the thing being the funny haha meme template thing. from. from last december. i cant remember#hey that rhymed
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the curse of being an aitsf fan and every time u see the word โdateโ u automatically mentally pronounce it asโฆ himโฆ.
#inspired by seeing a recipe for a โdate latteโ on pinterest. i cant make it not rhyme in my head#aitsf
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A lil sneak peak of my piece for @seasonsofthevalley fanzine~
And btw,Theyโre extending the โจ โจ pre-orders till September 23!!! โจ โจ
#video#speedpaint#stardew valley#seasons of the valley#fanzine#stardew valley fanzine#Stardew valley elliot#stardew elliot#sdv elliot#stardew valley sam#stardew sam#sdv sam#can be seen as shippy art lmao#i read one fanfic and i was very convinced#elliot x sam#but like i can also see them being very platonic lmao#they still cant figure out what rhymes with orange#i honestly have a whole plot bunny about sam getting a lot of help from other single npcs start his music career#bayanihan style#whahaha idk#like he has the music down fersure#but like heโll be needing help with the branding/marketing/socmed#i should draw sebastian and elliot jamming on one piano
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i miss those "(fandom) characters theme songs" videos. do we still make those. can we bring them back
#i havent seen one since my harry potter phase#(i was 11)#2am posting because i cant sleep#fandom#random#that rhymes
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touhou hermit girls (3/4) !!! ๐๐๐
i have an idea for false i will get to it!! (gimme a sec :3c)
i will also do a full art for cleo i SUPERR wanna do that ^-^
#pearlescentmoon#pearlescentmoon fanart#gemintay#geminitay fanart#shiny duo#hermitblr#mcyt#i need help i cant stop drawing pearl#someone restrain me#ringo rhyme's scritches n scratches
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