darsbw

[darsbw]

Ok im not a shipper, never really have been, I don’t really care whether you think somebody should be with someone or wether a character likes x or y (as long as it’s not weird or proshippy :/) but I just found out that the ship name for glisten x Rodger is REFLECTIVE DETECTIVE and I’ve never rooted for a mirror and a magnifying glass to kiss more in my entire life.

[darsbw]

Me when I wit the Welch’s sparkling apple juice out da martini glass

It’s a travesty we didn’t have any silly straws

[darsbw]

I feel so honored

Everyone gets a free trip to Costco to celebrate

Opinions on gender? /10 ofc

contender for most confusing ask i've received during 2025 already, that's my rating

[darsbw]

Ⱨł ł₮'₴ ₥Ɇ ₮ⱧɆ ₦ØⱤ₥₳Ⱡ ⱧɄ₥₳₦ ₳₦Đ ₦Ø₮ ₳ ĐɆ₥Ø₦ ɎØɄ ₴ⱧØɄⱠĐ ĐØ ₮Ⱨł₴ ł₮'₴ VɆⱤɎ ₮₳₴₮Ɏ ₳₦Đ ₲ØØĐ

Mmmm… eating pancake… feeling 𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓵...

[darsbw]

OGMYGOD DONT FUKING DO DHISFZIDTIXGOCZOCZOCZOVUOFZO

Mmmm… eating pancake… feeling 𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓵...

[darsbw]

𝓗𝓮𝓱𝓮𝓱𝓮𝓱𝓮𝓱𝓮...

Mmmm… eating pancake… feeling 𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓵...

[darsbw]

Mmmm… eating pancake… feeling 𝓮𝓿𝓲𝓵...

[darsbw]

No… it can’t be…

New year new me. And I’m gman now. But they don’t know that.

@absolutelyzoned @clownface-dot-net

[darsbw]

PAH!! There’s no way bro could be gman man without me knowing!

New year new me. And I’m gman now. But they don’t know that.

@absolutelyzoned @clownface-dot-net

[darsbw]

Ooh I just thought of something

Blitzø could be Stan if ford is fizzaroli. I mean, it kinda makes sense, y know?

Ouuuugh

Move been thinking of all those gravity falls aus and I have a few ideas but I can’t decide on one thing:

Is Stanford more stolas coded or blitzø coded

[darsbw]

Ouuuugh

Move been thinking of all those gravity falls aus and I have a few ideas but I can’t decide on one thing:

Is Stanford more stolas coded or blitzø coded

[darsbw]

you should get into helldivers

Uhhhhh I don’t have steam.

Or a laptop.

Or a pc.

Can you get helldivers on PlayStation 2?

[darsbw]

I feel indecipherable to everyone including myself and I hope my blog translates that well

[darsbw]

THE SHINDIG!!! ITS COMING!!!

Had a dream where I was in some guys car and he was speeding and he got pulled over and the exchange went like

Cop: Sir you were going 60 in a school zone!!!!

Guy: im sorry sir I can’t stop!!!!

Cop: why?

Guy: I have to go to shindig rehab!!

Different cop over radio: TIM !! LET THAT MAN GO!!! HES ADDICTED TO THE SHINDIG!!!

[darsbw]

Bestie no don’t have a mental breakdown in the forest you’re too #girlboss for that

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Aka @ckret2 I drew your son please stare at him

The sketch + a few silly doodles under cut!

As you can see the sketch was much more Emo but after I read the eclipse saga again I realized that he was actually less sad and more dissociative.

Yippie!!! Yahoo!!! Uh yeah silly guy I love drawing thank you @ckret2 for this beautiful thing

[darsbw]

dark crystal who is your favorite in it go

THE CHAMBERLAIN!!!!! THE GUY!!! CORRUPTION AND DECEIT POWERS GO!!!!

Look at him he’s like a vulture with rabies if it learned to lie and uses the power for as much evil as possible with the company of only other vultures with rabies

[darsbw]

Me. Me. Me Fr.

You get me. You understand.

I’ve decided. My Pronouns are whatever the opposite of my presentation is. If you’re not sure you have to guess and if you guess wrong I will declare you a misogynist and you will be forced to complete a saw trap. if you get scared and default to they/them I will declare you a misogynist and you will be forced to complete a saw trap.