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[darsbw]

THE SHINDIG!!! ITS COMING!!!

Had a dream where I was in some guys car and he was speeding and he got pulled over and the exchange went like

Cop: Sir you were going 60 in a school zone!!!!

Guy: im sorry sir I can’t stop!!!!

Cop: why?

Guy: I have to go to shindig rehab!!

Different cop over radio: TIM !! LET THAT MAN GO!!! HES ADDICTED TO THE SHINDIG!!!

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Bestie no don’t have a mental breakdown in the forest you’re too #girlboss for that

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Aka @ckret2 I drew your son please stare at him

The sketch + a few silly doodles under cut!

As you can see the sketch was much more Emo but after I read the eclipse saga again I realized that he was actually less sad and more dissociative.

Yippie!!! Yahoo!!! Uh yeah silly guy I love drawing thank you @ckret2 for this beautiful thing

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dark crystal who is your favorite in it go

THE CHAMBERLAIN!!!!! THE GUY!!! CORRUPTION AND DECEIT POWERS GO!!!!

Look at him he’s like a vulture with rabies if it learned to lie and uses the power for as much evil as possible with the company of only other vultures with rabies

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Me. Me. Me Fr.

You get me. You understand.

I’ve decided. My Pronouns are whatever the opposite of my presentation is. If you’re not sure you have to guess and if you guess wrong I will declare you a misogynist and you will be forced to complete a saw trap. if you get scared and default to they/them I will declare you a misogynist and you will be forced to complete a saw trap.

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Uh…. Idk but since he’s from msm I think he’s probably just like a large scrugly dog.

I’m also taking him with me because incisaur my beloved he is my autistic child and I will cherish him forever

@augustdrawscoolstufff @willowthefoxxo @staplegxnn @absolutelyzoned

the og post was way too long so I'm making a new one

thanks for the tag @lombolica !! :D

You're stuck in a room with the last character in your gallery how safe are you

very safe

the worst thing that could happen is him being clumsy, so I think I'm alright (unless monsters find him I guess)

tagging (no pressure): @flaretheidiot @lemonic-whimssyy @wibbly-wobbly-blog @cryptidanathema @virtualunease @aurlworthfightingfor @angrysheep @sugarplumanderson @time-travelling-chaos @fateisnotafactor @monstrousmaws @sinfulauthor @idkaguyorsomething @vampireopossum and anyone who wants to do this!

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Um the fucking WHAT ford???????

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BLEED ON THAT THANG IM DYING

hawk tuah, bleed on that thang

[darsbw]

Uh me and my brother were watching the dark crystal yesterday with my dad and he hated it when we talked over it so I used the notes app and forgot about it, this is what I woke up to:

I belive this was from the part where the sword in stone guys were bullying deet.

[darsbw]

Uh…

I can explain.

I can't answer all the trick or treats I'm sorry. Here is a bowl of candy. Honor system, don't take more than your fair share 🫵

[darsbw]

That’s my costume.

Trick or treat!!!!

Is the half life cockroach the trick or the treat??

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@creatures-in-posts is this creature satisfactorily goopy

the world is in peril, and people are hurting

but even so, we can take comfort in knowing we have creature of wet slop. grins.

source

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I forgot I have this

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@ckret2!!!! Get over here!!!!! Look!!!

Day 11: Your Favorite AU!

But how could I choose just one? I wanted to do more but I ran out of time. There’s so many great Bill AUs out there!!

[darsbw]

The 'yes or no' game.

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

[darsbw]

Ooh ok then!

What’s your opinion on the major economy crisis of 2007-2009?

The 'yes or no' game.

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

[darsbw]

ATTENTON MY 5 FOLLOWERS:

After 2 months of not posting, I have finally decided it’s time to get the ball rolling again.

Here goes;

*ahem*

𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓶𝓴𝓮𝓷

[darsbw]

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.