#I can't deny that his suffering is sexy

[psychedeliclulu]

Here we go again...Dojima and his feelings that he doesn't want to express.

(I love him)

[aothotties]

Rachel and I are experiencing MAJOR Suguru brainrot so here's what we came up with. Part 2 is NSFW. Enjoy and please leave feedback or send us a message!

Warnings: Suguru is madly in love and a lil obsessive, mentions his dick like twice,

Suguru as your ex-husband

Ex-Husband Suguru Geto

Ex-Husband!Suguru who still calls you his wife to strangers, because he refuses to believe that y’all aren’t together.

Ex-Husband!Suguru who still wears his wedding ring and hasn’t taken it off since the day you two got married.

Ex-Husband!Suguru still texts you on your wedding anniversary, it’s been three years since the divorce and he still sends you flowers every Sunday.

Ex-Husband!Suguru always makes sure that you have everything you need without having to ask. He’ll send you money for groceries, makes sure you have gas in your tank. You tried declining in the past, but he would just have Satoru bring you groceries so you decided to accept the money instead. 

Ex-Husband!Suguru has breakfast delivered to your door every morning before you go to work

Ex-Husband!Suguru comes to all your family holiday events because your parents still love him even though you're not together anymore

Ex-Husband!Suguru still buys you the most expensive gifts for your birthday/Christmas/etc.

Ex-Husband!Suguru frequently stalks your socials to see if you're seeing someone new

Ex-Husband!Suguru bought the house right across the street from yours to see you everyday

Ex-Husband!Suguru rubs his dick through his pants when he sees you walk to the mailbox in those tiny shorts he used to love 

Ex-Husband!Suguru has a pair of your panties that he kept after you split stashed in his bedside drawer next to the sexy polaroid pics he took of you on your honeymoon  

Ex-Husband!Suguru feels jealous when he sees you run out the door and directly to the all black hellcat parked in front of your house.

Ex-Husband!Suguru cant deny the bulge forming in his pants when he sees the skimpy black dress you're wearing as you climb into the passenger seat

Ex-Husband!Suguru who can't stand to see you with another man so he decides to drown his thoughts in liquor 

Ex-Husband!Suguru who ends up texting you that he misses you while you’re on your date. 

Ex-Husband!Suguru jumps up quickly and runs straight to the door when he sees your “hey can you come pick me up? This guy is a complete asshole and I'm hiding in the bathroom” text. Once you send the location he speeds off, not wanting to make you suffer any longer than you already have 

Ex-Husband!Suguru gets to the restaurant in less than 15 minutes and rolls his eyes in disbelief that this man would really take you to AppleBee’s on your first date. A waste of that bomb ass outfit you had on 

Ex-Husband!Suguru drives you back home and has to hide how excited he is that this is the closest you two have been since you the divorce.

Ex-Husband!Suguru who decides to be a gentleman and walks you to your front door. “Just wanna make sure you get in safely” is the excuse he uses.

Ex-Husband!Suguru who eagerly accepts your offer to step inside for a cup of tea as a small thank you for tonight, trying his absolute best to hide the excitement on his face.

- Ari & Rachel

[olipeaksforever]

Cw: Twin Peaks The Return spoilers, rape mentions

It disgusts me and fascinates me how much a lot of fans treat Dougie Jones (Especifically when Cooper is Dougie). Out of all of the Cooper's featured in the story, he's the one who gets the worst treatment.

I mean: classic Coop is adored by the great majority, a lot of them end up misunderstanding him and reducing him to boxes that aren't limited to: "soft little baby fbi agent who loves coffee" (box that later Dougie exaggerates), "sexy and mysterious fbi agent who wants to fuck audrey" and "cold fbi agent who can't cry or be sensible". Mr. C is loved and hated for valid reasons (from Kyle's performance to the fact Mr. C on himself is pukey), yet it shocks me how many choose him over Dougie.

It grosses me out how the scene where Janey-E rapes him is seen as a joke, it grosses me out how people laugh at her smacking him and yelling at him. I get some people why people were upset by his inclusion and time in the show, but Dougie plays a purpose on the story.

Dougie, like Mr. C and Richard, is also part of Cooper. Dougie represents everything good about Cooper while also the darkest aspects in his life: how dehumanised he is in the show (and by fans) due to his disability and how he was always dragged around places since childhood, not having a say or word in his actions or choices. To deny that is to deny an important aspect of Cooper.

People will accept Mr. C and Richard as parts/fragments of Cooper and his denial that he can too do evil and that his denial leads him to getting stuck and his doppelganger (Mr. C) to hurt people, but people still refuse to see Dougie as Coop or a part of him because they can't bare to see him needing assistance or be anything but brilliant.

So no, Dougie doesn't make noises or stay silent because Lynch and Frost hate you and want you to suffer because your beloved Agent Cooper isn't on the screen. Dougie does that to regain his autonomy and then, at the end, get something Cooper could never get: a united family that loves him no matter what.

[likethecolorblog]

A pretty short Spicy Quote

⚠️: Not Smut smut but still Some sexy words, Unfair, Neutral Gender DOM - Male Gender SUB, Not cumming

(Please comment other ideas you have and if you think I can't get better on something please write it down.. English is not my first language so I hope you guys like It ♡♡)

I looked into his eyes just as he was on his knees, he looked so beautiful, sweaty, breathless, so submissive and so mine that when he wanted to talk he couldn't even say a single word, he looked so perfect right now that I wanted to keep making him suffer, making him beg for more, making him cry from pleasure and only pleasure.

To think that not so long ago he told me that he would always be the dominant one, that he would never cry and much less beg for anyone and now he is the most beautiful sight I have ever seen, all blushed and shaking just from sucking his cock and denying him the freedom to cum, it's so funny.

I hear his whimpers but I ignore what he whines to me, the poor tip of his cock is so red, his balls are swollen and full waiting to empty but I don't give him that satisfaction at least not now, I need him to beg me for more.

[randomnameless]

As someone who loves both Grima and Anankos I don't think Grima took Anankos's backstory at all, Grima's view if anything was stolen from Mewtwo. Lab creation, used in some matter, screw humanity. I would not be shocked if that ended up being the inspiration for the backstory FEH made up (because yeah they made it up but it's a canon property so it's canon backstory now) Mewtwo is one of the most popular Pokemon of all time and you can't deny making a god vs making the world's most powerful Pokemon doesn't have some parallels. And even so while I could see them inspired by Anankos betrayal compared to him nothing about Grima is tragic, he's just bitter. He's fully aware and lucid of everything (despite lacking ancient memories) he's pissed and wants everyone to suffer and it's also fun for him. Nothing much more to him despite how much my fellow Grima fans would like to argue; lab created angry betrayed murder dragon is all there is canonically. But as Grima was once meant to be a Loptous expy before he became FE Mewtwo there is now a lot in Awakening that doesn't make sense due to these retcons.

Anankos though! Oh Anankos is hella tragic following the theme of Fates really. A really good guy. Cared about his people did everything for them, loved them stayed longer than he should have and fell to degeneration. Basically got so old he got dragon dementia nothing like who he used to be due to this disease and since his functions are now failing he's full of rage all the time memories are warped he loses sight of who is around him and more, this rage causes him to go berserk and he's unable to understand why those he loved turned on him then he kills his best friend he keeps spiraling, going mad following and giving into his delusions about being betrayed, I wouldn't be shocked if he made up events that didn't happen in his messed up state of mind. Unlike Grima he is not lucid, it's true he also has a hatred of humanity because he was betrayed and his goal, like Grima is complete world annihilation but his betrayal wasn't a true betrayal either, and technically he betrayed humanity first but unknowingly because he is no longer the same person he was. Anankos is so far gone he's insane. Grima is perfectly sane and still wants complete world annihilation, either because he's angry or because he's just that bored (one of his lines also mentions wanting to start a war because he's bored) because of his betrayal he sees everyone as beneath him mere playthings. Anankos can't see anything he's gone *gone* all that matters is fulfilling his goal.

Sorry for rambling I just really love both of them and feel like calling one a rip off of the other isn't fully correct. Anankos is a crazy deep character (non corrupt Anankos when FEH it'd be a great mythic) and that's why I love him and I love Grima because of how little there is and it's fun to give him more with the little we have, I uh don't like the girl version because she's lets make her sexy and sell to horny men don't we have enough of those!! but the boy version is nifty

Hi!

FEH's canonicity is always going to be questionned, like, I'm the loser who will claim to the world Rhea bakes cookies because her FEH alt bakes them when her Fodlan iteration doesn't bake sweets - but it's all about the thin line, imo, between what in a fanfiction would be called IIC and OC.

Grima claiming that humans only worship him to later turn against him is... backed up by nothing, let it be in FE13 or FE15. Hell, in FE13, his human followers are, uh, sort of brainwashed to come to the dragon's tarble, and end up as his own snacks (he consumes their lifeforce à la Medeus?) - they didn't even had the occasion/chance to ask him something and then backstab him, no, they ended up in his stomach.

(something Loptry doesn't do at all, so what was the point of having this mentionned? "Remember Medeus? Here is the copy of what he did to those 4 ladies!")

In FE15 we got his backstory - where I agree with your mewtwo parallel (even if the franchise had no qualms stomping the "strongest pokemon ever" nonsense which had them release two megas for him - and even then, M-Ray, U-Necrozma and the later legendaries wreck him in half!) which is why they could have used this as a backstory : Grima was rejected by his creator who sought to end him because he "couldn't control him", he was rejected by the dragons (and maybe FEH could canonise the fact that Duma's visit of Thabes happening when Grima was conceived was just not a coincidence!) so in a traditional mindset, if the world hates him, he'll hate the world but with a special hatred for humans (GG Forneus) who "condemned him to live a life of hatred and despair"...

That's where the bitterness angle would come, but where I call this backstory the Anankos expy, it's because Grima's trusted and fellow humans never... turned their blades at him? Unless we're only talking about his Creator Forneus?

FE13's worldbuilding is wonky, but I thought Plegia was a nation where people worshipped him (which led Chrom's dad to war against them!) - so unless Grima suggests the First Exalt (Chrom's descendant) was one of his BFF who turned against them when he tried to do Grima-things which are, in FE13's canon, destroy the world and kill everyone, I really wonder where this "betrayed by humans" angle comes.

As you pointed it out, Anankos's story is more "tragic" because the man had been benevolent, but refused to "move to the astral plane" so he was degenerating, and humans being their human selves turned against him.

And doubly agree, maybe FEH's writers slapped this story on Grima to have someone, who still has some agency and isn't fully consumed by madness (not Anankos then) explain this backstory... FEH most likely didn't came up with Ascended!Heroes already - aka Heroes who are in the best versions of themselves (Idunn becoming a chicken again!) so they couldn't come up with an Anankos who, after being defeated by Corn and somehow surviving, explains his past and stresses the importance of bonds.

Instead, they had to craft something about Grima's backstory because between FE13!Grima wanting to destroy the world and its people in angry red capslocks and FE15!Grima being an eldritch abomination that was rejected by his creator at birth there was a gap they needed to fill and Doylist wise, since Anankos couldn't be released (what would be his lines if he's his insane self? - 2018!FEH couldn't have came up with kid!Soren as a unit lol) it was "okay" to copy part of his background and give to Grima - even if it doesn't make sense at all given FE13 - to explain the behaviour he has in FE13, since the mainline games didn't bother.

But doing so, as you said, retcons FE13.

Rhea baking cookies doesn't retcon FE16 or Nopes because the games (more Nopes than FE16 but that's player pandering for you!) showed/depicted her as someone who cares about people/plays with children when she can, but Grima blaming humans for shunning him when the humans who worship him got what they desired? What is he even talking about? He is the one who devoured his followers in FE13, as they were mindlessly marching to their doom, what/who is the talking about? Forneus? But Forneus never asked him anything, but he tried to get rid of him while he was still in his test tube.

At this point, I realise FEH!Grima is basically, especially as he is retcon to his canon games, a FEH OC lol.

Don't apologise for rambling lol, I always ramble!

I get the appeal of coming up with backstories and writing about characters who have no background, I spent years connecting dots between multiverse about Saias lol and Willy's basically became my OC since canon!Willy is just a name and a statue lol

But yeah, it's a damn shame FEH pretended to care enough about Grima to give them a new background/reasons/plot, but now only sees them as occasions to sell horny alts (Halloween!M!Grima had the same T&A pose than his female counterpart!) even if F!Grima has it the worst (my fwend @crushednugget made a beautiful edit of Rearmed Grima but with Valdar instead!).

But we know what FEH prioritises : horny > plot and relevance, remember Karla and her 3 alts?

[hospitalterrorizer]

diary452

12/20/24

friday

washing my face...

watched audition today, and i'll get to that, but i just saw this mv for fakemink (meaning to get into him more (his record from 2023 has noah dillon on the cover, which is hysterical to me, and that also brings me to the video)):

i'd like to try and explicate it, a bit, because i think this video, compared to the video araya did for the hellp's rllynice video, is more successful at using this kind of excessive and jarring editing focused on a feminine subject in a way that complicates the thing in the eye of the camera, rather than... i don't know... feeling like aesthetic fodder? at least mostly, in araya's video, it's that sense up against the formal excellence of the editing which, by its nature, creates an ideological angle on all contents within those confines but it feels almost like you can look past the editing, or, what complication is created, this sense of the routine and daily work of dressing oneself, quotidian suffering and difficulty as well as this kind of out-of-body-ness about that whole experience, the strange emotional space, it can skate past you i think. in this video, the focus behaves/dances in this way i think we could observe as deathly, corpse-like or death-rattle-ish, constantly at some kind of limit, multiplied, and as juergen teller has been doing recently, the idea of glamor is placed in areas dull, grotesque feeling, heightening that glamor into a grotesque thing itself, rotting finery, moth-eaten lace and the toxic plastics of gift shops, all sexiness comes off as scary, everything's made a little scary, but the point isn't some easily understood expression of i don't know, 'female madness' is a tag i've seen used on this site, it's obviously not that, an easy comparison might be to inland empire but even then, that's only in terms of atmosphere and location that this makes sense... well, subject too really, i can't deny that. but i don't know it feels unique, it's that the editing interferes with the dancing/gesturing in this way that does make it uncanny, and by that intervention rather pointed, there's something butoh about it in some way, which brings me to artaud's notion of a self possessed corpse, this isn't to say that to be glamorous is to do it for oneself, instead, it's this intense desire to throw that back out, some violent usurpation of the image you have to be, and then to corrupt it by holding it, drain it of dignity or something. just as well, the images bring to mind how it feels to be at the end of a long night, where parties go too long, become nightmarish, vomit appears and people get too high, everything gets scary and physical, you're tired and coming apart, your evening gown and hair become strange primal shapes, these things turn to shadows over your body, while you wait for sleep or everything to be a little over. maybe too much reading into this, but it's rather evocative to me, and the means it uses to get here seem very pointed, her multiplication, the screens all kind of the length of a phone screen, her interruption of the multiplication by inserting other shots further ahead of from farther back.

on top of all this there's the way it feels couched in the past, older kinds of net art, old sorts of music videos, stuff sprouted from tumblr, the inland empire-ish-ness of it also brings to mind naomi elizabeth's videos, right? and that's also a work that might seem to people eager to write women off, as vain or pointlessly lurid or something, but there's a lot there, i think it exceeds any simple pop-video thing where it sells you something, it makes that notion dirty and odd, in this one, she's not the star, the song is about wanting a certain kind of woman, having 'too many fucks', there's maybe a minor antagonism with the song, not one so great that it resists it, of course, but one that harmonizes with the oddly depressed tone of fakemink's voice, where he's miserable in a strange way, it makes one contend with the more miserable parts of the thing, the seedy stuff becomes apparent in a way, oil on your skin after a long night, you can't look away, in the mirror of the club, you look, distantly, like a monster.

so, audition,

i found it rather good, miike is always difficult for me because he's never my favorite...but everybody luvs him, i feel like i should be more moved by him. this isn't to say i thought the movie was just okay, it felt special but i also think i need to see it again, i like that she's basically wrong about aoyama, that he's kind of a fuckup and it's freakish to try and meet someone via audition, but seeing the photo of his dead wife and feeling she knew, the story points to a communicative failing, on some level. on top of this, aoyama's dream, where he feels intense guilt over that affair it seems like, not like it absolves him, but he seems terrified of being a bad person, like he's tried hard to not be, and exposed to the sexual abuse of asami in such an insane and psychedelic way in the dream, he seems to have some kind of sympathy, i don't think the film is really feminist but i also don't think it's about women being crazy, it is pointedly about men driving them insane, really, i suppose it leaves me curious what conclusions ryu murakami's book comes to, or if the uncut version, if that isn't what i saw (i truly have no clue), makes any different sort of conclusions. it feels hard to imagine what had to be cut, there was lots of stuff in this which felt like it really pushed the line, about asami's abuse, i was genuinely shocked, mouth open type stuff, honestly.

but i don't know, it was good, i also like that she infected his dreams in such an odd way, the movie did make her feel like a j-horror ghost, which i really liked, that she had this supernatural feeling about her, i like that j-horror, the best of it, kind of imbues regular material existence with this kind of supernatural feeling, cure, is especially like that. horrors of malformed men, too, where its most supernatural moment comes from this outpouring/ejaculatory life. in this, she's so full of terror and anxiety it turns the world into something else, a place full of visions of what has happened, the awfulness done to her, and others.

here are some screenshots, but ultimately not a movie that made me think, wow, i need to look at that again... mostly just stuff i wanted to capture for references which i don't need to post, but i really related to her in this pose:

2025, i'll get my j-horror freak vibes up, probably.

rather liked this scene as well.

okay, going to try and draw now.

not too many here, but i need to sleep soon:

it feels good to work faster, is the biggest thing i think, i also like doing stuff like the one below that's a little more cute feeling, the other day i accidentally drew one that was really anime looking, i wanted to do that again but i accidentally did these instead.

one thing that's funny, the one drawing, the guy w/ an arrow stuck out of his neck, he looks like tate from american horror story to me... whoops... but also... sort of a win, to me, it feels good to draw a face that looks like a person who is real. i think it's mostly just the hair, but it's got something going on.

i seriously can't believe this show, now that i'm thinking about it. what dreck. it's so awful. but looking at this, it fills me with a terrible desire... to watch it again. i had another pang like that, for trash tv, today. maybe something's in the air, but i really really really wanted to watch an episode of the real housewives of new jersey today, from the first season, i dunno why, i just felt like it. or i guess it was because i was thinking about shows on bravo tv, and i remembered watching so much real housewives with my mom. what a freakish television programme (lawl) that was, you'd just watch insane fights start for no reason, they'd like humiliate eachother in front of their children, they'd make family fight, they'd all act like mob wives, and i think they kind of were, it was crazy. i mean every iteration of the show was the same, and we watched those too, but for some reason we got a little more invested in the jersey housewives. i also remembered shear genius today. i can't believe i watched that growing up. i guess it explains why i like gossip so much.

i should try to go sleep now,

so,

byebye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[allthingsdarkanddirty]

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About Fighting the Forbidden: 

My best friend’s little sister is the ultimate forbidden fruit.

I’m the bad boy. She’s the good girl.

I’ve fought for survival all my life. My best friend and I have built an empire with our fists, sweat, and blood.

There's nothing I won't do to protect her, no matter the sacrifice – even my own heart.

I should know better than to want her. She’s got big dreams that don’t involve me.

I need to set her free so she can escape our small town. Not just for her sake–if her brother finds out about us, it’s more than my heart that could be broken.

But one kiss from her soft lips, I know I’ll never let her go.

About Repairing the Wreckage: 

From day one, I’ve been fighting to survive.

I should have known better.

Nothing in life comes easy.

In the end I might leave a champion.

But victory has a price.

And losing Molly is more than I’m willing to pay.

About Bullets and Bonfires: 

The one man she's always wanted is now the sexy sheriff of their hometown.

Battered but not broken, grad student Brianna Avery returns to the childhood home she abandoned four years ago. With her abusive ex behind bars, Bree needs the summer to relax and recover before returning to school. But her overprotective brother decides she needs someone to babysit her in his absence, and he picks the one person guaranteed to drive her nuts.

She's the one woman he can't have.

Telling Bree no has never been easy. Four years ago, Liam Hollister did it to preserve his friendship with his best friend--Brianna's brother. Now, no matter how she tempts him, he's determined to do the right thing. As deputy sheriff of their rural area, Liam is torn between protecting Brianna and wanting her for himself.

Take a risk or lose the chance.

Spending so much time alone together challenges them both. Old feelings and hurts resurface immediately. With each hot, sweaty day, it's harder to deny their attraction.

It's going to be a long, hot summer…

About Renegade Path: 

At seventeen, we fell in love for the first—and last—time.

ROMAN

From the minute I met Juliet, I wanted to shield her from the world’s ugliness. We’d both already suffered more heartache than anyone should experience in a lifetime. I didn’t have anything of value to offer—just my jaded heart, broken soul, and undying love.But for her,I’d sacrifice my pride, my hostility, and my heart. Anything to see her smile.Consequences meant nothing. I would’ve given up anything, even my life, to keep her safe.

JULIET

Both our lives were soaked in tragedy from day one. That’s why we were drawn to each other the moment we met. I ignored the people who warned me he was dead inside.The truth was,he was as broken as I was. Together, we’d heal our hearts and stitch together our souls.

[rainyearning]

"People expect of me to be this mysterious and strong person because of my handsome face and my occupation but they grow really bored when they realize I like taking care of plants and reading books, and my powers aren't what people would consider powerful. Guess, you were the first person who seemed not to mind that." Siu couldn't deny, he was weak for attention just the same. "Plus, there's something sexy about you being so confident," he teased. He wasn't surprised the spell worked just fine, Siu wasn't bothered by the hint of black in his veins, it was the same when using his power but he knew the lack of pain seemed strange to his brain. "I don't mind your interest is mostly because I'm unaffected by your tears, you know what you get so maybe I can just win you over with what I have." here he was, all honest again. "I have to pass it on or it comes to me at once. I can't tell you in detail, I made a pact so, it has a price as all. The other solution is to give it to the plants and trees around me but it would kill them. I only drain them off life if I have no other choice. I can hear the voices of the trees, so it's not pleasant to kill them."

"Why do people need to be all mysterious to be considered boyfriend material?" Kaidan wasn't sure about this, because it didn't sound handy to him. Why should someone, that had all sorts of secrets, be someone good to be with? "But you sure are handsome and you liking plants and books doesn't make you lame. It's nice, sounds just so very calm and relaxing." Kaidan smirked. "My confidence is sexy? I guess I am confident in my ability to kill or that I know that these suits are very nice." He paused shortly, looking over at his bright haired companion. "I can tell you, for sure, that you being a tall handsome man was only adding to my interest. But yes, primary, the fact that you didn't die, even though I gave you a good dose of my tears was what drew me closer, when you touched me without hesitation and didn't just flinch away.." A little laugh. "That made me feel some kind of way, I can't deny it. That was a bold and confident move. And I might be into this, just doing it, type of personality." Kaidans brows furrowed a little and he lowered his gaze to his own shoes shortly. "Can you pass it back to me? I would hate for it to hurt someone else, just like plants shouldn't die for my desire to be touched. I happily keep wearing gloves if it doesn't mean you have to give the pain to someone else." He felt sorry that even a pact was not working completely for the misery he was in and for a moment, he considered to pull away his hand again. "I am sure they have interesting tales to tell, trees.. it would be sad if they had to die." And so Kaidan did, hesitantly, pull his hand back, resting it on his own thigh instead. "I really don't want you to have to deal with my pain, all at once, as your boyfriend, I don't want you to suffer."

[brummiereader]

@zablife Lee, you're killing me with these GIF inspired one shots🥵👌!

Hot, hot, hot! I can't get enough of these two 😩! This fantasy wasn't in my long list of Tommy day dreams. But you can bet it is now! Power play ✔️. Jealous Tommy ✔️. Playing him like a fiddle ✔️✔️. You've checked all the boxes for the perfect sultry one shot here Lee 😍.

"I recall a time you had your nose pressed against the glass, hoping for a glimpse of me" i just love how she called him out straight away 👌, with the added shimmying of her robe off. Perfect timing, and enough to capture Tommy's attention. He's too easy 😏😅.

Eliciting a tiny gasp of surprise, you allowed the robe to slip off your shoulders and pool at your feet in a puddle of pink silk. "Oops, I hope no one was watching," Arghhh! I bloody love it 😍! You summoned her inner minx in a few lines, and you can bet I was kicking my feet squealing at her sexy playful display and Tommy's quick, and rather abrupt reaction 🤭.

The sexual tension you created in this short piece was absolutely incredible. The power play between them hidden under their flirty back and forth had me grinning from ear to ear.

Pupils darkening with an impending storm of jealousy mixed with lust, Tommy's hands slid to your waist, his grip on you tightening like a vice. For a man that can usually keep a control on his darker impulses and not let anyone see what he's really thinking, there's always one thing you can guarantee will rile him up quicker than anything else. Jealousy 😈. And boy do we have fun making him suffer with it 😂. You had me gripped with the visual of Tommy storming to her, hot and heavy.

"Because I want you to show these posh cunts how a real man fucks his wife," she only went and did it. Said the magic words. There was no way Tommy wouldn't only be showing them stuck up guests what a good fucking really looks like, you can bet his devilish smile would be grinning in the process.

"He couldn't deny the appeal as he watched your tits bouncing in the reflection of the glass" I could not end this reblog without mentioning the squished boobs up against the window 👌. Do we think those high society ladies were secretly wishing they were her, and their husbands Tommy 😈?

Absolutely loved this Lee ❤️! You always deliver 👌!

Can I pick this one for your gif celebration?

Hi Liv! Sorry it's taken me some time to get to this lovely GIF, but I was distracted by the memory of Tommy growling, "My property"🤭 This fic is a continuation of Just a Peek, a few years after you and Tommy are wed. @thomashelbyswife 's enthusiasm for the first blurb encouraged me to pen this spicy addition! I hope you enjoy it!

18+ MDNI

Playing Games

"Where were you all night, Tom? I barely saw you," you pouted, depositing a pair of hefty diamond earrings into your jewelry box with a thud.

"I had business to attend to, Y/n," he sighed, shrugging off his dinner jacket and tossing it over a chair.

"I recall a time you had your nose pressed against the glass, hoping for a glimpse of me. What must I do for a bit of interest now?," you inquired, allowing your dressing gown to fall past your shoulders to reveal freshly powdered skin. You locked eyes with your husband in the mirror and your lips twitched with the hint of a smirk, knowing then that you had his full attention.

Feeling his gaze upon you, you sauntered toward the window and reached for the curtains while secretly untying the bow at your waist. Eliciting a tiny gasp of surprise, you allowed the robe to slip off your shoulders and pool at your feet in a puddle of pink silk. "Oops, I hope no one was watching," you feigned, one hand to your mouth in exaggerated innocence.

You heard Tommy's swift steps behind you before you felt his strong hand clamp down upon your wrist, his hot breath at the back of your neck. "Playing games, Mrs. Shelby?" his low voice rumbled, causing a delicious shiver to run down your spine.

Spinning around in his arms, you raised an eyebrow seductively asking, "Did you have one in mind?" Raking a hand through his hair, you searched his face, but found his gaze had drifted past you, toward the last of your guests spilling out onto the drive. "Come on, Tom, I think I deserve a little attention after being so patient all night," you cooed, running a finger along his chiseled jawline.

Tommy could only clench his back teeth together tightly as he spotted the unmistakable gait of a pompous earl who'd been flirting with you earlier. Pupils darkening with an impending storm of jealousy mixed with lust, Tommy's hands slid to your waist, his grip on you tightening like a vice.

You yelped in delight, returning his passion by dipping into the crook of his neck to leave a love bite.

Tommy hissed, hand capturing your jaw to bring your ravenous eyes back to his. "Whose attention?" he demanded.

"I don't know that game," you teased, brushing your nose against his as you guided his hand to your soaking core. "But I think you know this is all for you."

You felt the tension in his forearm slacken, but the scoff which came next told you he was anything but relaxed. "And you're stood at the window because...?" he asked accusingly.

"Because I want you to show these posh cunts how a real man fucks his wife," you whispered, nibbling softly at his earlobe.

It was a suggestion Tommy found difficult to resist when your skilled hand began stroking him to hardness. He couldn't deny the appeal as he watched your tits bouncing in the reflection of the glass, huffs of breath steaming the window pane. The shocked expressions of society wives being shoved into their waiting cars by their impotent husbands was a high he'd never forget.

Zablife Sleepover

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[blorbocedes]

Would love to hear your thoughts on Yukierre because folks have such different ideas of their dynamics and I feel like you might have some spicy takes

hmmm my yukierre hot takes....

I know we give Charles the Catholic guilt cultural appropriation pass for being a Ferrari driver but the real trad cath guilt ridden poster boy is pierre, sexy satyr mr tumnus looking, gasly who has a Cross necklace and does the sign of the cross before a race

I have to respect the thottery 4 jesus

Pierre is also in the business of denying himself things he wants, he talked on the podcast about how he used to have croissants everyday until he was 18 cause it's his ✨Francois Culture 🥖🇫🇷 but then after the motorsport diet restrictions made him count every calorie :( Yuki has a complete opposite approach towards pleasure, which is that he indulges in it. He has a good steak, a big rice dinner, even called a croissant good for mental calories (so true bestie!!!) 🥐

However, pierre is also the one instigates the sus shit; like saying yuki has tasted everything except French girls, how he has so many girls in his dms saying yuki is so cute and he just needs the confirmation to set them up...... which is 🤨 why do u want to get ur coworker laid . and why do u want to be involved in that process of setting it up 🤔 the whole "haha let's go to the movies I don't do this with guys btw but maybe I'll make an exception for u 😳" like WHO asked Mr Gasly. But then he is haunted by not leaving room for the Holy Spirit and gets spooked 'haha don't misunderstand/don't make it weird guys haha also yuki you can't come to my house, remember last time you tried to sleep with me'

Yuki isn't suffering from fatal conditions like Catholicism and being a former Redbull driver, so he can play back easily and unphased, 'I thought you weren't gonna tell them about that' 'having boyfriend girlfriend feelings 🥰' 'I want to go to your house' while pierre is having a breakdown trying to backtrack from the gay chicken because he always breaks first (coward)...... what does it truly mean to be liked by Pierre Gasly 😔

Why are you looking at him like that!!!!! you are NEVER beating the allegations sir!!!!

this isn't relevant but yuki is one of the few on track who has thunder thighs which I'm a big fan I hope he never stops wearing schoolboy shorts

also, the way alonso goes 'yuuki :D' makes me believe yuki has that same twinkle for chaos in his eyes, and I love a bitch on the grid.

tldr: what happens when you put a repressed French Catholic and a Japanese zoomer with no fear of god or calories together

[teen6ge]

a nonsense christmas; kmg.

pairing: female!reader x bf!gyu

plot: mingyu has had it with his christmas costume... until he sees yours.

genre: fluff!!!!! a bit comedy too.

word count: 800

warnings: mentions of sexy word play(?) idk how to describe it, but anyway.

a/n: english is not my first english, so forgive me for the errors (also maybe try to disregard it idk sksmdm); i wrote this down while listening to sabrina carpenter's song that is also the title (*^‧^*) it's been quite a while since i posted something here and i do have a scenario to actually write down but i couldn't come up with anything good... anyway, if y'all want a part two or something like this with any other member, lmk! also, i do accept requests and such, so feel free! anyway, here we go. hope you enjoy it <3

"remind me why did i let you convince me into this again?" you laughed slightly at mingyu's whining while fixing his santa's clothes. you can't deny he did look good.

"i told you not to bet on soccer games with my dad, didn't i? i'm his lucky charm and he's always right." once you finished, you take a few steps back so you can look at him better.

crossing his arms and frowning, he asks "so... you're telling me my own girlfriend was the reason i lost the bet?!" as you smile and nod in agreement, he lets out a grunt in betrayal "i can't believe this!" you get closer to him again, hugging his waist while peppering kisses on his face, still not covered with the fake white beard.

"c'mon, baby... you're santa, not the grinch... let's go, my little cousins are going to freak out! oh and don't forget the beard."

the christmas party at your parents house was always a huge event. ever since you were little, your house would be filled with your family and your parents' friends. that was actually how you met mingyu and his parents. you were 6 and he was 8 at the time and you both would go play with other kids around the house. you always had a crush on him, but he only found out when you were graduating high school.

actually, his graduation gift for you was a kiss when he finally got you alone. and, without realising it, he was also your first kiss. ever since then, you started going out and, soon enough, you were dating. you are together for 5 years now and you've never been happier.

thinking about all those years, all those memories makes your heart flutter, and you can't believe how lucky you are to have met your soulmate ever since you were little. looking at him now, watching as he attentively listens to your little cousin asks for her christmas gift. she's sitting on his lap, his eyes focusing on her while he forces a different voice to talk to her so she doesn't know he is mingyu.

you excuse yourself while you run to the pool house, where you and mingyu are going to sleep tonight, and you close the curtains so nobody could look at what you are going to do. mingyu doesn't have to suffer alone with a christmas costume.

the second mingyu closes the door to the pool house, he lets his body rest against it while closing his eyes and removing the stupid hot fake beard and beanie, throwing it to the side. he sighs heavily, voice tired as he speaks. "baby, i swear to god i'll never ever bet with your dad again. you're absolutely right. fuck, this costume is horrible."

with no answer to his complaint, mingyu opens his eyes, frowning when he notices the room is completely dark and silent. he had seen you enter the pool house an hour ago, just assuming you were already too tired to continue partying. it's not like the party went on for too long, but he missed you a lot. but then... it's unusual for him to think that you'd sleep in the dark, he knows you too well that you can only rest properly if there's at least a lamp on.

taking a few steps towards the light switch, mingyu calls out your name, obviously not receiving an answer. the second his finger turn the lights on, the whole place lits up with fairy lights hanging from the ceiling. when mingyu looks at you, his jaw drops with how stunning and stupidly hot you look, which makes you smile satisfied.

you're wearing a mini red skirt with white fluffy edges that matches with your tank top and your santa beanie, along with thigh high black boots and gloves adorning your hands. there's also a string of the fairy lights around your body and a candy cane in your mouth while you're on your knees on the bed.

"surprise!" you say with little difficulty due to the candy. mingyu hasn't moved since he layed his eyes on you, afraid he will wake up at any moment now. you tilt your head a little to the side, candy falling from your lips so you could talk to him better. "gyu?"

it takes a few seconds for mingyu to recompose himself and finally close his mouth, now rubbing his face with both of his hands. oh, this is real he thinks to himself.

"baby, what... how... when did you...?" yep, you broke him. you laugh at his reaction, finally untangling yourself and standing up to walk towards him.

"well... isn't santa going to take care of his misses claus?" your hands pull him closer by his belt, smiling while biting your lip. now it's his turn to laugh.

"yeah... i've got a huge north pole and big snow balls for her as a christmas gift."

[blood-and-pizza]

Listening to the animatronic voice clips from FNAF AR, and... god, I love this voice acting!

I don't know who Classic Freddy is voiced by, but man, did they ever nail it! If I didn't know what Freddy looked like, and you told me it was a robotic talking bear, I'd believe you. He also sounds appropriately kid-friendly, all the while he seems like he's TRYING to threaten you, TRYING to taunt you, but his programmed personality won't let him. It's so fitting that it's terrifying.

Classic Foxy's voice is perfect, okay? The perfect pirate voice. He's also not afraid to threaten your life multiple times, and he's clearly enjoying every second of hunting you down. Gives me chills.

Toy Freddy has such a cute, friendly personality, yet he seems to be better at being threatening than Classic Freddy. He sees hunting you down as a game, and we all know how much Toy Freddy loves games. I really enjoy listening to him.

Toy Bonnie's voice is amazing. He sounds high-pitched and effeminate, and considering his physical appearance, it's rather fitting. He's also terribly sassy and self-centered. A diva. A bitch. I love him.

Toy Chica is very good at sounding sexy and horribly threatening at the same time. Like, she knows she's a bad bitch and she isn't afraid to be unhinged about it. I freakin' adore her, to be quite honest, for many reasons.

What I find interesting about Mangle's voice lines is that sometimes she refers to herself as "we", and he also talks with more than one voice at a time. Mangle isn't just one animatronic; they are parts from multiple animatronics forming one being. She is a collective, a hivemind. One voice might say she almost longs for the days of Kid's Cove, while another voices his distaste for those days ("Never again"). Mangle is super-fascinating, my dudes! If anyone can recommend a good fanfic that explores Mangle as a collective, I would love to read it.

Springtrap... holy shit. I am not a simp, but I won't deny how terribly attractive his voice is. He's also a fantastic villain, feeding off of people's fear and suffering. He seems proud of all the deaths he's caused, like it makes him powerful. But how powerful can you be if most of your victims are smaller and weaker than you? I love to hate this son of a bitch. Just listening to him makes me want to break out a flamethrower, and I mean that in the best way possible.

I can't take Jack-O-Chica seriously because she is just SUCH AN EDGELORD. Am I the only one who feels that way? I mean, her voice lines are performed well, but the actual lines are so edgy. She totally shops at oldschool Hot Topic. And she won't stop with the fire references, either. It's honestly funny to me.

Circus Baby... a creepy, creepy little girl who happens to be a giant killer robot. She tries to manipulate you as she hunts you down. When she's not doing that, she's incredibly threatening and unsettling. She's clearly trying to get her victims to squirm before she kills them. She's a sadist, just like her father.

FUNTIME FREDDY'S VOICE OMG HELP ME I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. Ahem. He's so goofy and silly-sounding, yet he's clearly enjoying hunting you down. He's completely unhinged and sadistic, and he's having the time of his life. It's a blast listening to him, honestly.

Bon Bon is adorable. Even when he's trying to be threatening, he's so cute! He's a mischievous little gremlin, honestly. Even if he killed me, I don't think I could stay mad at him for very long.

[murfpersonalblog]

I think there's plenty of reasons. IMO, Louis quitting smoking's another sign of how he's been repressing/denying himself. @wendyliddel made a great point about smoking & Louis' diet.

Smoking is an indulgence. It's fashionable & cool & sexy & intimate. It's a drug, that's addictive and hard AF to quit once you get going; especially when it makes people feel good for a little while, until the need/craving returns and you need another hit. But it's also considered a nasty habit that does more harm than good; effing up the body, ruining one's health & even others thru 2nd-hand smoke.

For vamps, drinking human blood/killing people's PEAK indulgence.

Human blood's DELICIOUS; like "eating "syrup;" like "honey." The books elaborate over and over about the sensory overload that comes from The Swoon, and the headrush of killing/drinking blood; better than food, sex, drugs--everything. It's the ultimate high. But it's also a natural impulse, worse than an addiction/craving; vamps NEED human blood. Any blood will do at the end of the day, but they'll eventually shrivel up & weaken without human blood.

But it's also a disgusting immoral sin to kill & murder people--especially the innocent who just randomly cross a hungry vamp's path. And technically it's cannibalism/necrophagy since they're "eating" people/"the meat."

Some vamps can handle The Little Drink, or they limit themselves to only hunting the Evil Doer, but other vampires just CAN'T abstain, and need as much blood as possible--especially younger & weaker vampires (Claudia & Louis).

Abstinence/temperance/self mortification & denial are a big deal in Catholic extremism; going far beyond normal fasts, so that the body suffers like Christ suffered. Louis' been torturing himself in Dubai.

So it makes all the sense in the world that Louis--a drunk & an alcoholic when he was alive, and a chain-smoker while he was a vamp--would stop smoking as penance for whatever happened between 1973, 2000, & 2022 that led them to the cold sterile minimalist hellscape of the Dubai Penthouse.

But omg, I'm with you OP about seeing Louis smoke in Dubai. 👀 If he does, I think it'll be cuz he's finally breaking his fast to either indulge again ("embrace what you are!"); or cuz Daniel's stressing Lou TF out & he needs to take a frikkin hit to not kill that old man.

OR, TBF, maybe he AND Armand have been smoking the whole time but we just haven't seen it yet and none of this is relevant. 😅🚬

Do we think Louis isn't smoking in Dubai because he decided to refrain himself in the presence of Daniel (autoimmune disease and dying)?

Because I don't see any other reason he will not be smoking in Dubai while he was gobbling them down on a daily basis in Nola, Paris and San Francisco.

I'm sure when he is alone/with Armand in their private spaces he does smoke. Louis smoking is a weakness of mine 😌

[moaserendipity]

Love in the air ep12 messy review

Hello once again. So it's safe to say that the Sky won't be as clear after this episode or maybe even during this episode, so let's just dive in. Oh, now I've read a lot of people analyzing Sky and I am just saying I will not be doing this, at least I will not go in too deep, with that being said, let's go!

awwww he really got Pai to help him out willingly. Of course he cuts himself and this sweetie Sky is all worried. Lmao Pai making it seem much worse to get Sky's full attention, it's too cute. Look at that face, oh boy Pai you got it bad for him!!🤭...Teasing Sky like that, super cute!!🥰

I love how Sky's actions still surprise Pai, I mean he really didn't expect Sky to kiss his finger!!😎

Ah Saifha, I can't imagine how much he is suffering between Pai and Payu. Also, this might be the first time he sees Pai in love with someone. Yeah, Payu you are definitely the husky.. 🤭Ugh Pai is seriously in love with Sky and I just love it and that smirk on Payu's face makes this even better. lol, that was a quick cancellation of party plans! Sky has him wrapped around his finger. It's really the best thing ever!

Shopping date....I see you Sky!😏 I love how Sky tries not to show Pai that he loves it when he flirts with him. Those smiles are very obvious my man. Just give in to him, you know you want to! Sky is very domestic if I look at this. He loves to do daily things with Pai, although he still denies it's a date. He is seriously cute. Taking Pai to his favorite bbq and trying to give him food. Sky is just a sweetie. They are really sweet with each other. Just take the food Sky.

Wait I thought they had established that they were in a relationship now.... What is Sky even talking about? I love Pai though. "This guy is my wife" omg Sky's face is priceless!!!!! 🤭The teasing never stops does it, I just love it. Pai's smile ugh, my heart. He is like a fangirl/boy who is looking at his/her's favorite idol..👀

ahhhh the apartment. I love how different the mood is now. Now you can feel love and the calmness in Sky's eyes as he looks out of the window, I'm here for it! Pai giving him a back hug...(okay maybe not a back hug but it seems close to it!!) Sky doesn't need expensive things, Pai, he just wants your heart.

Reminiscing about their first night together. Sharing the details he never forgot, gosh Pai. I expected Sky to come with that comeback, because fair enough. Pai did have a lot of people in his bed before Sky. Good thing that stopped quickly after his night with Sky. Wow, this confession is sexy!!! Pai knows what he is doing for sure!! Now just kiss boys!!👀

oh, major steps for Sky to confess this to Pai and I love that so much!!! Lol yeah just forget about that party, that's not important right now. Wow, Sky skipping morning classes but then again, can we blame him... I know I won't!!😏

ugh parties, something will happen, because things always happen at parties. Sky is completely in love with Pai. Yeah hit your mouth, how dare you tell him, you are his!!! silly! 😏

hahahaha, Pai!! this is the dude you send home. you should not make promises you can not keep. Ahhh Sky, just don't go inside, I have a bad feeling about this. Those girls gossiping about Pai are not helping at all. oh shit there we go. The look on Sky's face, I just want to run over, drag him out of there and hug him. The hurt on his face, I hate it. He must be making things up in his head because of his trauma but still, this is sad. And we are back to nightmares, why oh why.😭

The walls are back up and I am afraid this time it will hurt even more. Poor baby. I wish he had more confidence and trusted Pai more but then again if my boyfriend would let someone touch him like that, I would kill someone. I love Pai for making things very clear I just wish he had done that before the dude threw himself all over him. 🙄

Sigh this will end badly, and that friend of Gun, can we kill him as well because he is one of the fuckers who hurt Sky as well. Gun will go after Sky and I just know that when Pai finds out the fucker is dead.

Ugh, flashbacks. I hate this because sky's trauma made him think of things that won't happen again, so this is probably where he decides to pull that wall up again. Of course, he is avoiding Pai now, which is very unfair to Pai because he doesn't even know why Sky is doing this. Sky even ran away from his dorm to avoid Pai. this is going far and I really feel sorry for Pai.

This phone call hurts. I know why Sky is doing this but still, Pai has a heart you know. The way he is breaking that man's heart right now, those tears. This is not okay, not okay at all. How can you hurt someone that badly but again I get it but still? I am happy that Pai doesn't give up though.😭

Oh, so there is where Sky is staying. See I knew Sig was one of the best friends. He is even going to move out, isn't that drastic. Sig really says the best things, sadly Sky is too upset right now to really listen. Sig isn't wrong about that it's better to just cry. I mean just cry, it's okay!🥺

the black notebook is gone and of course, that Pai has it, who happens to be in the room. This is going to be a confrontation. My heart is already hurting. there we go, this is going to hurt badly because everything he loves about Pai must be there, everything he tries to fight is in there. His heart desires are in there. I think this is the best thing Pai could do in this situation.

Can you not look for someone else? Can I be the only one for you? I might be boring, unpretty, uncute but please don't get bored with me Don't say the word 'like' to anyone but me Don't leave me There is nothing good about me but I'll do my best I'll do whatever you want Please don't like anyone else Please like me, please love me P' Pai

Confronting Sky is the only way he can break through that big wall. Pai has every reason to ask these things. I know he is being harsh with Sky right now but sometimes it's the only way to get through to someone and in this case, this is the only thing that worked on Sky. This is all the confirmation Sky needs right now. Pai's comforting words and his love and comfort. I think my heart is breaking for Sky so many times already. Thank the universe for making them meet each other. 🥹

oh, he is opening up a little about Gun, this is huge, good for him!! Can we just kill Gun already PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you Pai for letting him tell the entire story when he is actually ready for it.

hahaha "cause love makes blind" gosh cheesy but I love it! 🤭

HAHAHAHAHAHHA RAIN MY CUTIE!!! Why do I feel like he is the mother of Sky? The way Pai is provoking him, omg. Oh, Rain is not liking this at all! 'Did he drug you sky?!' omg, I think I fell from my chair, this is too funny. Messing with Rain's head like that, he can't focus on two things at the same time! I love Payu's "You just don't get it" in the sweetest voice ever! Rain is the MVP of this moment.😂 I do love this moment of happiness

okay, so I really loved everything about this episode. I mean it was to expect that it wouldn't be all rainbows and butterflies, as we are leading up to the last episode. Now again I won't be analyzing Sky's behaviour too much but I certainly understand why he acted the way he did and as I said I think Pai did a good thing here. You can agree or disagree with that but for me personally, he did it the right way. I wish someone had done that with me when I had a huge wall around me because life would've been much more fun. That being said, next week is going to be the last episode of LITA.... I am already sad because I don't want my Thursdays without PayuRain and PrapaiSky! It's going to be boring. Also, don't forget to bring tissues next episode because it's going to be a heavy one. 🫠

p.s Also thank you to @/singharit for making awesome gifs.

[lokisprettygirl]

Could I get a reader x Loki where reader has a toothache and no one in the tower wants to even attempt to get the reader to go to the dentist because it will just end badly. Until Loki says that he studied dentistry and can fix it. Loki discovers that reader has a crush and needs a reward for being a good patient afterwards

I loved this request so much, hope you like this ❤️

God of Dentistry (loki x female reader)

Toothache, worst of the worst crimes to ever exist, it's like an unicorn, your brain can't comprehend the feeling of how badly it hurts until you start suffering from it. But you know what's even scarier? Dentists, So menacing, with their torture chair, and drills. Such criminals. You have always hated dentists since that one unfortunate incident from your childhood.

So when you started groaning and wincing everytime you ate, you knew you were in trouble.

"Why don't you just go and see..." Before Sam could finish his sentence you glared at him "go and see that movie that I was talking about its great" he deflected quickly as he saw your expressions. "What's going on here?" You saw loki walking towards the dining area and you felt your face heating up. You have had the worst case of Loveria since you saw him the first time but you're too chicken to do anything about it. He's loki, the aloof god of mischief. A bit scary at times too.

"Y/n is suffering from a toothache but she hates the dentists, see the problem?" Sam answered him and loki raised his eyebrows as he looked at you

"Why do you hate them y/n?" Why are you so sexy? Why are you on my mind 24/7? Why can't you be a doofus? You are not asking him personal questions so he shouldn't either. "Just a childhood trauma I would rather not share" you tell him and he puckered his lips, lips you'd love to kiss.

"Well I studied dentistry, maybe I could help?" He says to you very casually and you see Sam's eyes widening "you're telling me you did a degree in dentistry? Like the whole nine yards?" Sam questioned him and he shrugged "I did, except it took me like mere few days as compared to you mortals spending years on it" he answered Sam, Dr. Loki, you giggled mindlessly as you thought of him in a lab coat and stethoscope, why would a dentist need one though ?

"Come to my chamber in an hour, I'll see what's bothering you and don't worry y/n, I'll be as gentle as I can be with your little mouth" he winked at you and left. Sam spat his cereal out, you were wet, there was no denying it.

As much as you wanted to spend time with loki, you still hated dentists. So when you reached his room and saw the torture chair and drills you almost ran backwards.

"Sit down and get comfortable y/n" he said softly and you'd bend down on your knees if he'd ask like that "Take a sip and spit it out" he passed you a glass of water "I already brushed my teeth before I came here" you tell him politely and he smiled "Such a good girl"

What the fuck? What the fuck? Why is he doing this? You laid back down on the chair as he levered it lower "open" he commands you and you started to feel a little scared, a dentist, your worst nightmare "Relax y/n trust me okay? You don't want to be in continuous pain now do you?" He comforts you and you nod "Open wide now, this is the last time I'm asking you, if you won't, I'll have to shove my retractor in your mouth and I don't think you'd like that" You know he meant cheek retractors but why did he have to say it like that? His retractor, his coc.. snap out of it and open your damn mouth y/n. Loki smirks as he sees you being so nervous and fidgety around him. He knows you are besotted with him and he's going to have a lot of fun with that knowledge.

Once you actually allow him to inspect your mouth, he finds out that the problem is not the tooth but the gums. He writes you a prescription for an ointment "Also change your tooth brush y/n, get something with softer bristles, be gentle when you're brushing or I might have to teach you how to do that " he winks at you again and you blush furiously.

"Thank you for the free service doctor loki " you were still laid down on the chair and about to get up when he spoke "I kinda like that title, you have been so good for me today y/n so brave" he caressed your cheeks with his thumb and you bite your lips to stifle a whimpery moan "Been such a good patient, I should reward you hmm?" He whispered in your ear and god you're losing your mind, but you're too far gone to come back now "yes please" you whimper and you see his pupils dilating "Oh I'm gonna have so much fun with you lovely pet" you shift in the chair as you tried to squeeze your legs together to provide some relief, but he pushed your legs further apart with his palm "Desperate are we?" He kisses you on the lips as his fingers cups your clothed pussy, you moan loudly at the contact, Loki's hand were between your legs, you'd scream from the top of your lungs if you were not in such a compromising position

He palmed you and squeezed you like that and heard the softest moans and whimpers he have ever heard. You are too close to falling apart and he haven't even touched your bare skin yet, the thought made him want to ruin you and fuck you into oblivion but he had to control his urges. You have feelings for him, and after today he would have hard time too, to not get closer to you in every way, so he wanted to treat you respectfully "Are you going to come undone like this y/n? if you're like this just with my hand between your clothed cunt, how would you react if it was my cock instead hmm? I can only imagine how good you would look all fucked out for me" he continued to stroke and squeeze, his fingers pressed at the clit area and his filthy whispers added to it, you were going to cum like this

"Oh god loki pleaseee" you whine desperately and he kissed you again "cum for me y/n, let go, such a good girl " and you did, you came at the command of his voice, your legs gripped his hand tightly almost crushing his bones, if he wasn't a god he feared he would have a broken bone. Once you came down from your high you looked at him sheepishly, you were so embarrassed, you wish now you had better control at your feelings, he was smirking. Such a Jerk

"Ummmm okay so god of dentistry, uhh I should, that was umm great uhh so yeah see you never again" you jumped out of the chair and almost ran but he grabbed a hold of your arm

"Y/n would you like to go out with me tonight? Please?" He asks you, you turn to look at him shocked and surprised at the softness in his voice. Is he really asking you out on a date? You always thought of him as a wham bam thank you mam types.

"I would love to doctor loki"

[devcted]

"It means a lot actually." and she means it. it's been awhile since she's felt like anyone actually noticed her let alone actually cared for her on any level. she kind of felt like a ghost, like it was her who died and not cedric and sometimes she wondered if it would've been better off that way. if her parents had to lose a kid why did it have to be him? he didn't deserve that. "I'm really sorry to hear about your dad though, I wouldn't wish losing a family member on my worst enemy."

"no I get it, that's the only reason I haven't wanted to dropped out and moved to a remote island." she smiles warmly again, cause she felt like she really understood what he meant and if she didn't know any better she would think he was somehow in her head reading all of her thoughts because that's how she felt as well. In love with the idea of helping animals so much that she'd rather suffer through some of the most confusing shit she's ever seen. cal made her feel comfortable with it though, like if he could do it why couldn't she. "sounds like a plan then." she blushes a little. not sure why it made her heart flutter at the idea of him being there to help her.

she's a bit surprised as his hand comes touch her own, skin tingling as heart races a bit. his palm is so warm and she doesn't expect it, blue eyes looking at where they meet and noticing how good it looked to have her hand in his but that thought is quickly shifting when he asks her a question, lips curling into a smile again as she chuckles. "well i never really considered teachers nerds before..." she hums, actually thinking his glasses simply added to the sexiness of the older male. but then he says something else, something she can't even deny is flirting and it just about makes her want to faint. "a chance with me? you're kidding right? you're like a greek god or something...I don't think that's something you should be worried about. other than the whole shitty wife part." she teases, blushing a little. "plus I like the glasses." he'd probably look good in anything to be fair. she laughs a bit again, he's definitely hitting on her and it's kind of fucking her up a little because if this ends up being a dream she might lose her mind.

she is caught off guard as he moves her hand, allowing her to feel his abs and can't believe she's really touching him right now. it's hard to process, only occasionally letting him cross her mind from time to time when she was alone but never thinking he would be this perfect. she smiles a bit, her eyes looking down at his stomach as fingers trace against the fabric of his shirt just a little before she looks at him again. "it has nothing to do with size mr. kestis. most guys can't handle me." she purrs softly, leaning up a little closer before she face is inches away from his own. "and I thought you said you didn't fuck." it's wrong sure and it's not like anything serious could come from it even if she knows she'd get attached but she wouldn't deny herself if they attempted to cross that line either. she needs him. she almost forgets about their original plan until he says it, but it's hard to think about pasta and hobbits right now when she's literally touching him. "there's a third option I'd like to try if you want to..." she mumbles softly, hand moving lower to brush against the front of his pants. "I can show you ways to relax if you want."

“it’s probably not much, but… i’m here whenever you need it,” he says quietly. “i get it, though. my family was nonexistent after my dad died.” he doesn’t like to talk about it but it’s something that eats at him every day. it makes his wife’s betrayal a lot worse because he’s fairly certain he’ll never know family now.

“i barely did but the only thing keeping me going was a job where i can work with animals more than people. i mean the people are still a big part, but…” he prefers putting all of his energy into interesting creatures instead of other humans. “i’d like to help,” he says, confirming he wants to. “start bringing your homework in case i’m home again like tonight.”

she squeezes his arm when she apologizes and his gaze falls on her hand, liking that she’s touching him. he places his own hand over hers, palm skimming over her skin as their eyes meet. “what’s wrong with a teacher?” he asks teasingly. “is it the nerd thing?” he adjusts his glasses pointedly. “guess i better dip into my savings to get lasik… if i want a chance with you.” the teasing probably goes too far— he’s just hitting on her now, isn’t he? “hmm, i dunno. i think you’d still somehow look hot in a polo. which feels like it’s breaking some kind of law of physics…”

his brows raise at her words. “i’d really like to see you try… especially because you’re one third of my body mass.” he shifts closer to her, moving her hand on his arm to his stomach to press it against the abs beneath his shirt. “i’m not fragile. and if you mean mentally…” he trails off, glancing down at her with heavy green eyes. “i don’t think you have to worry.” he checks out the rest of her body, gaze wandering over her curves. he likes her but he knows it’s wrong, both because he’s older than her and because he’s paying her to be here. "okay... dinner or movie first? your choice."