#I can’t wait for my days off…

[story-book-sillies]

I’m so tired and I have to wake up eeeeeaarly tomorrow and I’m not happy about it humph

[mattodore]

i can't get enough of them

[liverbiver9]

this uh isn’t mdzs related at all but

LOOK AT MY BOOB WINDOW TANK TOP I MADE! or more accurately, my Scar Window tank. i love being trans 💞

[cursed-onepiss]

the way my ass was not prepared for shanks rolling up to marineford, immediately intimidating every still-conscious major player on the battlefield including gd sengoku…

and then whipping around like a soap opera protagonist the second he realized buggy was there

*:･✧BUGGY?✧･:*

i don’t have to ship them when shanks does it for me

[whumpypepsigal]

The Night Agent s01e04: “Glad you finally got some sleep.”

[thechibilitwick]

trial 2 designs huzzah

[fatdogboycunt]

god, calling me a “depraved little boy” had me slamming my fingers in my cunt, you’re…you’re doing something awful to me. I feel like such a little boy, just stupid and overeager to explore my body, in desperate need of teaching. I feel like I just discovered my cock for the first time, and now my life revolves around it. I’m eating like a pubescent boy, too, except I don’t have that same metabolism, nor am I getting taller to balance it out. I’m just gonna get wider. & coming here and confessing all of this feels like I’m getting a demented version of “the talk” from my older brother who doesn’t hold back like a father would—it’s awful and embarrassing, but so hot.

I…I think my boyfriend has noticed that I’ve been eating a lot more. I take an edible, we go to the corner store for a snack run, and I stock up for what should last days, yet the next day I’m asking to go again. it feels like he’s always asking if I’d taken an edible, but now he just asks when I took an edible—he already knows I have. it’s so fucking embarrassing because he’s always right. I’ve been fantasizing about him calling me male pet names during sex, but I doubt he would—he won’t even call me a pervert. it feels so shameful, but it makes it so much more erotic to then come here and talk about my cock and my embarrassing desires, and have you humiliate me in front of an audience.

I’m, um…I don’t know. I don’t really know. my face burns when I read your replies, yet I feel like I should thank you for making me so hard by forcing me to acknowledge what I am. so…thank you? I don’t know. I’m planning on getting high and a little drunk tonight and seeing what my mind does. if I know what it does, maybe I can do something to stop it, or…or at least minimize it; I’m afraid I might not be able to do back. maybe I’ll report back later. I probably will. I feel like I owe you that.

-“girl” anon

looking forward to your further reporting, lovely anon. i’m glad i could be of help to you, a guide of sorts. though some might call me a bad influence or a genuine danger, spreading fetish like a disease.

i figured your boyfriend had to have noticed at least ONE change of the aforementioned myriad you keep coming back to whine about. though for now it’s easily passable as a joke, “haha yeah i’m a little heavy handed on the edibles lately” kind of thing. I’m actually a little surprised your boyfriend hasn’t said anything about that insatiable, voracious thing you call an appetite. No pausing your snacks? No telling you to tone it down or reel back? He may not call you names, not even “pervert”, but I’m just saying… inaction is also an action. Letting you graze like a total hog and letting you go back to get more the next day… he’s not faultless either.

You’ve talked about getting high but seeing you drunk would be even better. Not to mention alcohol is basically liquid calories, which is the last thing your tubby ass needs. But go have fun, drink and eat and get high to your heart’s content. That heart that’s struggling just a little more with every meal you scarf down your throat.

So, like I said, looking back to your report, fag. Let big bro chastise you because you’re too much of a pansy ass little boy to stop yourself from giving your life over to your vices.

[champagnemoon]

This new wave of young women who romanticize blue collar men to an extreme are so interesting lmao you can tell when they didn’t grow up with that brand of man in their family at all

[deus-ex-mona]

when the slowburn makes the ship extra cute~~~

[leek-e]

Austin and Denton from 170: A Bug’s Wife… Will Eat His Head! Kind of a random one but this episode is among my favourites. I love a story about parent-child relationships. And I loved these 2 bug best friends <3

[napping-sapphic]

Love is so freaky and messed up to the point that sometimes i do wish and hope SO badly that no one ever has to suffer being in love with me specifically because it honestly sounds absolutely unbearable

[osamucide]

i know i talk a lot of shit about sub!dazai but sometimes i really do just wanna be his stupid little 24/7 slut :(

[kingdomhearts-and-soriku-trash]

I GOT MY MUSIC BOX!!!!

I literally completely forgot about it till it showed up LMAO. BUT I CANT WAIT TO LISTEN TO IT HEHEHE >:))).

[simgerale]

me after attempting to get back into sims and realizing i had a lot more to do than play the game

[cuntyarmand]

Being the only one at work capable of doing anything is getting really really tiring

[nina-ya]

coworkers are fucking me over and corporate thinks I can’t do my job yeehaw healthcare worker things 💃