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idk i use wlw when i want to talk about my experiences with same sex attraction because even though i am bi with a very heavy preference towards women (i would say 95% ssa and like 5% osa) i am not a lesbian and i don't want to delegitimize the term lesbian even further than it already is (so people will look at me talking about lesbian love, lesbian experiences or whatever and think lesbians aren't serious about not being attracted to men), and we don't see the same thing with gay as a term bc it can be used as an umbrella term for ssa in general, so the word lesbian becomes almost niche?
Yeah I guess the word lesbian has pretty much become niche and unpopular. There’s so many words to use in place of lesbian, that lesbians often use instead of simply calling themselves lesbian, like sapphic, wlw, girlkisser, gay, ledollarbean, queer, etc etc. And like, there’s obvi nothing wrong with using those terms, but ONLY using those words instead of just saying lesbian is kinda making the word lesbian seem more unused and dirty. I dunno, though. I’ve heard ppl use lesbian to talk about girls who don’t exclusively like girls.
#I can’t tell if this is off or not#i just woke up#And I’m on the verge of falling asleep again#sapphic#lesbo#dykeposting#actually lesbian#bisexual#lesbianism#femme lesbian#lesbian femme#lesbian memes#lesbian poem#lesbianisms#lesbiphobia#lesbo phobia#lesbophobia#queer homophobia#homophobia#girls who like girls#wlw blog#wlw post#lesbian
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Oh. God.
#uni talks about the universe#april 13#april 13th#homestuck#neil banging out the tunes#it’s arguably a double whammy#I keep forgetting tumblr holidays#I need a calendar for tumblr holidays#TUMBLR SHOP IF YOU ARE READING THIS#I HAVE COPYRIGHTED THAT IDEA SO YOU CANT MAKE ONE#FUCK OFF#I don’t like tumblr shop if you can’t tell
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If I were Dan and Phil I would never hard launch because it’s so embarrassing that we were right. Like what do you mean you were so in love a bunch of thirteen year old’s clocked it? I would never give that satisfaction.
#no but really I’m always shocked when people are like I can’t believe the fan girls were right#hello?????#dailybooth? early tweets? he smells like warm??? uma thurman watched me have sex with a uma thurman poster next to Phil’s bed? vday video?#he smells like warm#that’s the plan#interrupted by fireworks - phil#the week I spent with Phil >>>>>>>#the lube in their suitcase in Australia (?) (please tell me y’all remember that)#they spent fucking Christmas together like every year#I don’t bring my bestie to Christmas and family vacations😭#that’s just off the top of my head#like yeah us 13 year olds were batshit insane with tons of undiagnosed mental illness but it wasn’t rocket science to figure it out#will this get me cancelled?#rae’s rambles#dan and phil#phan
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thinkin bout how jazz was taller than orion at the beginning of the movie lol
#jazzop#jazz transformers#optimus prime#orion pax#jazzpax#tf jazz#transformers optimus#tf one#transformers one#tf one fanart#maccadam#doodle#they are SO SILLY TO ME#in case y’all can’t tell i’m finally off school for christmas break and have time to DRAW again so get ready for an insane amount of art LO#okay anyway i think jazz should pick up orion and then optimus should pick up jazz as revenge#they’re SO CUTIE#anywho if y’all got drawing prompts of them for me please please PLEASE send them i wanna draw more of them#sharky’s art tag
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free will is drawing ur two favorite characters together and making them gay
#akekita content in this economy? it's more likely than you think#this is like for the three ppl that ship them (me tumblr user haliai and atlus)#also which boyliker at atlus designed yusuke's phantom outfit like WHY is he dressed like a gay hooker 💀💀💀💀#the skintight spandex bodysuit designed to show off the slutty waist?? the exposed cleavage?? the cunty little fox tail?? bro 😭#my hand was shaking while i was drawing the second img it felt so IMMODEST 😭😭😭😭😭#i wish atlus confirmed which highschool akechi went to bc i love the hc that he attends kosei#his tie matches hifumi's ribbon so i think they're trying to tell us smt (im delusional)#ANYWAY akechi and yusuke would match each other's freak lowkey like they're both hardcore yappers that weird everyone else tf out#akechi would find solidarity in the fact that yusuke doesn't shut up abt whatever he's interested in#also also the fact that akechi is a mirror version of him bc they're victims of the same situation#both being exploited and utilized as tools after their mothers death#by the man they called father in exchange for validation or a false sense of place#but ultimately yusuke was saved by phantom thieves while akechi refused any pity and slowly succumbed to fate of his own making#really makes you look at atlus and think whats going on in their buttery smooth brains for not including other character interactions#aside from the social links with joker. the wasted dynamic potential between some of the characters is insane 😭#persona 5#p5#yusuke kitagawa#kitagawa yusuke#goro akechi#akechi goro#akekita#bro me when i stay up until three am drawing persona instead of finishing my lab (i’m beyond cooked 💀💀)#i think i need to switch college majors i can’t keep doing this#lotus draws
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something about how garak and julian both lead with their worst foot forward as the first impression.
which is why The Wire works so well for them, because it’s both of them on full display in a way that forces them both to accept they either like each other at their most infuriating or they don’t. and turns out, they do like each other, even when they’re both being incredibly aggravating to each other.
julian contends with the reality that garak has likely killed and tortured countless innocent people, will likely never be truly honest with julian about anything ever, and that he can be incredibly venomous and cruel at his worst, and julian decides he still cares about garak and will still be his friend in the aftermath.
garak gets to see how impossibly stubborn and reckless julian can be, how frustratingly dedicated to his ideals of looking after other people he is, how utterly annoying julian can be when he’s got his mind set on something… and garak absolutely walks away deciding these are also julian’s best traits, even if garak thinks they might need tempering for julian’s own good.
they don’t actively consider each other proper friends until they have been forced to look at the parts of each other they might find most off-putting, and they both see that and go “… yeah, i still like him, even more now actually.”
idk there’s something about how they find themselves endeared to each other for the exact same traits that would normally drive others away. they fall in love with the whole picture right from the start. of course, julian can joke about garak having murdered people. he knew that from the word go and decided he liked garak anyway. of course, garak falls deeper in love with julian when he demonstrates his near-suicidal levels of dedication to protecting others, that determination was what sparked garak falling in love to start with.
and they can still dislike parts of that whole, garak definitely wishes julian would be more selfish (for the sake of self-preservation, mostly), and julian doesn’t exactly *approve* of garak doing morally reprehensible things, but… they knew exactly who they were falling in love with and went all in anyway.
something about falling in love with someone from their worst parts so that every time you have to reassess your view of them, it only makes them more lovable.
#star trek#star trek ds9#garashir#julian bashir#elim garak#.is this coherent i can’t tell.#.i think it kinda circles.#.i am using worst in a very subjective way bc idk how else to phrase this.#.it’s like. the traits that would make most people walk away.#.but it just makes these two run at each other full speed instead.#.i mean also julian does clearly have some weird specific kink for garak doing awful things.#.but idk if julian knows that himself.#.like he seems like he WANTS to be put off by learning garak did terrible things and then he just isn’t.#.anyway i love them both.#.happy new year folks.#trek meta
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average british activities (techno is mildly terrified)
@hennagrace
#it’s cozy if u want it to be#can’t tell if I’m actually hilarious or just delusional#shut up I know Phil is off centre I’m not fixing it#also I can’t draw hands so Phil’s hands r just a blob. it’s ok tho#STOP TAGGIN THAT PHIL DOESNT LIKE TEA THE WHOLE FUNNY POINT IS THAT HES DOING IT TO BOTHER TECHNO PLZ#did ANYONE AT ALL get the gigantamorphis joke#drawing techno to avoid spiraling#technoblade#technoblade fanart#mcyt art#mcytumblr#mcytblr#mcyt fanart#mcyt#dsmp fanart#dsmp#dsmp techno#philza#philza minecraft#ph1lza#emerald duo#block people shenanigans#art#c!techno#c!philza#not rlly but still
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that annoying moment when getting left for dead in the trunk of a car in your 20s comes back to haunt you 40 years later (take a shot every time ford says “stanley”)
#i love making ford look like a kicked puppy#my favorite pastime#i also like making stan suffer then he brushes it off like a joke <3#these guys have issues#anyway context? what’s that ahaha#but idk. i guess in their adventures they get into fights with things and people#and eventually stan gets pushed and locked into a trunk or one of those little freezers that lock on the outside#and he’s in this tiny space and he can’t just push his way out so he panics and forgets where he is for a second#and by the time ford gets rid of the people/things attacking and finds wherever stan went (kind of easy to tell when he’s yelling)#he’s gotta like. ground him or whatever#those 6 fingers come in handy bc he’s just gotta grab onto stan’s hand and let him feel those 6 fingers against his hand#👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼#anyway i lowkey don’t even like the dialogue in this#and ofc the drawings are low quality as usual#but whatever i am Not going back to work on this lol#idgaf take whatever i give y’all guys 🗣️#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#gravity falls fanart#stan twins#sea grunks#stangst#??? yeahg#my art#rystiart#i’ll have it in me to sit down and make something better one day but today is not that day#also ahem. he repeats please a lot when he’s about to die haha. why do y’all think he hates saying please so much? 😇
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frustrated, overworked, sad art donaldson who comes home to you after losing what was supposed to be an ‘easy win’
and when he gets in the door, he doesn’t even take his shoes off before he’s tracking you down in your guys’ apartment; he could’ve been a bloodhound in a past life with the way he’s able to find you just by scent alone
when he does find you, curled up on the bed as you work on your laptop, there’s not a moment of hesitation before he’s crawling up over you and pushing your device aside. he’s got this soft, needy expression on his face, and then you feel his sticky + sweaty body pressing down over yours.
he’s already aching in his athletic shorts, pent up from all the adrenaline and guilt from the loss. he begins rutting down over your clothed hips like a dog in heat; burying his face into the warmth of your neck and murmuring little words and whines and moans.
his palms are pressed down on either side of your body to cage you in, his fingers curled to clutch the sheets as he bucks and rolls his cock against your pelvis. you can feel it too, it’s hot and pulsing and heavy in the confines of the fabric, and he doesn’t seem like’s gonna stop to wait for you to give any sort of protest.
you do try, pushing your hands against his chest and saying things like, “Art— wait—“
but he just shakes his head and lets out a pleading, guttural whine as he fucks your body through the layers of cotton and spandex material. your hesitancy to indulge him right away only riles him up more; heightening the desperation boiling in his core.
he’s not even totally aware of what he’s doing now, just mindlessly and frantically pushing his body down over yours and babbling rushed, whispered phrases.
“oh god, please— please, i wan’ you, need you, need this—“
“need to feel you, need to— i j-just— ohhh— fuuhhcckkk—!”
“can i come? i can’t hold it— im not gonna hold it— can’t— stop— oh shit—! baby, i’m gonna come.. ‘m gonna— about to—!”
he spills into his boxers + his shorts, gushing thick ropes as he shudders and mouths at your neck. his jaw is nearly slack.
art’s usually one to take things slow, so this whole thing is odd, but you start to realize that he’s probably only behaving this way because he’d just lost the match you sent him off to on his own.
you don’t need him to tell you that he lost, you know now.
you hold him as he collapses, panting and gasping, and you kiss the side of his head.
“you’ll do better next time,” you whisper to him.
he won’t.
#🩷 - thirsts#i found this in my drafts lol#apparently i completely forgot about it ! but here it is !#not my best work but#i want it out of my drafts lmao#can u tell i <3 dry humping tho ….#smth about it is so primal and desperate like oh?? u can’t wait to take ur clothes off ?? gotta do it now?#art donaldson smut#art donaldson x you
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college is supposed to be a new start for danny: one in which his “work” life and personal life stay strictly separate. but when danny moves into his new gotham university dorm for the upcoming semester, his hopes are dashed. gotham is overflowing with lost souls, and they won’t leave him alone long enough for him to finish his damn physics homework.
when mr. and mrs. wayne offer him refuge in their old study, danny thinks he’d be stupid not to take it. he wasn’t expecting their house to still be inhabited, but whatever. he can blend into the background. he’ll do anything for some peace and quiet.
now if only he can convince martha to stop trying to out him to the rest of the family.
#ive had this prompt floating around for almost a year now#and i dont think it’s ever going anywhere#so merry christmas! ya’ll’re welcome to partake#encouraged even#danny phantom#tayscreams#dpxdc#dpxdc prompts#batfamily and danny shenanigans essentially#he’s working on the ghost issue in his free time alright#but gotham u is a public school he can’t just claim a haunt & then tell the ghosts that are already there to piss off#he just needs a few hours in the day to study. a place where his laptop won’t fritz and crash every 5 minutes#thank god for old ass family manors and concerned ghost parents#it’s not squatting if you go back to your dorm every night right
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Something about this kind of swimming getup for characters always immediately gives me transmasc vibes. Blue swim trunks and a tank top? Sorry man my brain already connected the dots. The vibes are there, and they’re not leaving.
#rottmnt#danny phantom#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt headcanons#trans leonardo#trans danny fenton#this is the first and probably last time i make a post with danny phantom content but i think about that show from time to time still#decades later#anyway yeah if ur a male character and you wear blue swim trunks and a white to off white tank to swim then you have transmasc vibes#i stg I’ve seen a lot more characters with this too and I can’t recall immediately#but it’s REAL#I’m tired can you tell haha…#side note how did those sunglasses stick to Leo’s head#they’re not glued we see him easily move them later#so like#are the mystic#does he have magnets or something#wait here’s another I remember and I am so sorry for bringing this game to everyone’s minds again bUT#Shuichi Saihara from DanganRonpa wears blue swim trunks and a white/off white summer jacket#I’m telling you transmasc leaning characters keep wearing this#it’s like how transfem leaning characters are often depicted as having crushes on girls whose vibes they try to emulate immediately
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Ok yeah whatever
#I love this game can’t you tell (my name is specter)#OFF game#off mortis ghost#off rpg#the batter#off japhet#My art#im so lazy rn I can’t even do anything
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Dreamfyre you’re still the mother of Daenerys’s dragons in my heart and will be until GRRM comes out of his hole to tell me otherwise
#house of the dragon#anti ryan condal#hotd#hotd s2#anti hotd#DREAMFYRE DESERVED BETTER#I hate the idea that Syrax mothered Dany’s dragons because it doesn’t make sense#Arrax and Vermax look nothing like Drogon Viserion or Rhaegal#plus why the fuck are they in the vale?#until GRRM tells me otherwise#Elissa Farman took Dany’s eggs to Westeros because of her love for Rhaena Targaryen#we don’t even see Dreamfyre on screen#IM DEVASTASTED#I refuse to believe this is real#Ryan Condal you can’t fucking rewrite the literal history of the world for your own fanfic ends#I can cause I’m not making money off it but at least I stick to fucking canon
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they really put alicent in bridgerton blue on the reunion and genuinely expected me to think that she didn’t in fact march all the way to dragonstone to get wifed up? bfr
#I am only a girl living in a society#I make connections#she looks so pretty in blue though I want more#also you’re telling me that rhaenyra saw her walk in all cute looking to not completely crumble at the sight of her?#like my girl got all dolled up for you do something#rhaenyra IS a puppy dog when it comes to those bambi eyes shut up#Alicent was like you think you want her? I’m the love of your life you moron#and rhaenyra is like I KNOW#like she’s been trying to get the other woman to realize that very thing for the last 15+ years#and alicent’s all heartbroken like oh so you’re taking her to wife#and rhaenyra is like nO? WHAT?? all dumb and speechless cause jealous alicent was definitely not on her bingo card this year#whilst also having her own mental breakdown#because how on earth is she meant to explain this to her councel#or jace for that matter#that sure was goint to be a fun future conversation to have with her heir#but also Alicent just strutted into the room and started acting like a scorned wife?#which left rhaenyra feeling like the asshole parent who stopped paying for child support after the divorce#but also she never wanted a divorce in the first place?? and alicent doesn’t seem to get this?#like she’s already figuring out how to most efficiently empty daemon’s chambers for the woman to move in permanently#but alicent’s still yapping off about not having a place in court anymore and fleeing across the sea#and rhaenyra can’t help the bitter taste in her mouth as she states how that ship came in a little too late for them and it is messyyyy#hotd leaks#house of the dragon leaks#hotd spoilers#house of the dragon#house of the dragon spoilers#rhaenicent#alicent hightower#rhaenyra targaryen#bridgerton
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Continuation of my other post here, the autobots have come close to figuring out that Optimus is the sire but Optimus is way too moral to spark up an subordinate so they don’t look into it more
Skywarp stole the evidence, Ratchet doesn’t notice cause he and Optimus are too busy with the baby for any fun private parties
#Skyfire: hey guys lately sometimes I feel like someone is glaring at me#Ratchet is considering just telling everyone before Optimus goes insane that his special ops team can’t figure this out#any weaker mech would go feral with these protocols plus the matrix but Optimus is Optimus so he’s holding up pretty well#wheeljack put bumblebee in place of where he thinks people would place him#hes not putting himself on the list lmao rip bumblebee though at least the sparkling is too big for people to believe it#me shoving my rare pairs in here#Thundercracker guessing bumblebee cause they interfaced before and got he a pregnancy scare#he was less worried about the sparkling and more worried about Starscream knowing he bottomed#to bumblebee#Skyfire messaged Starscream about Wheeljack but don’t ask STARSCREAM for dating advice he sucks at that#I wanted to have Starscream say something about starfire getting his old teacher pregnant but he’s already yapping a lot#off topic but some of my WIPS in my Ratchet folder went missing rippp#milk comic I will finish you even if god doesn’t want me too#transformers#ratchet#optimus prime#transformers fanart#optiratch#Starscream#thundercracker#skywarp#megatron#command trine#prowl#wheeljack#this is stupid#I LEARNED HOW TO HYPERLINK ON MOBILE#transformers g1
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recommending orv to people who don’t like isekai is so hard bc i have to be like no trust me it gets philosophical and such and they’ll be like in what way. and i have to say well that’s a spoiler. so they’ll be like so when does it happen. and i have to say in the last 50ish chapters. but it’s especially great and stands out in a reread. and they’ll be like “so you want me to read 2.6 million words?” and i have to be like well. yes.
#i usually say it’s isekai and ppl immediately get turned off of it but like PLEASE!!!!! it’s a deconstruction not a typical one.#and kdj is in fact like ur normal isekai protag until ur second read when he is so much more and so much worse. but i can’t tell them that.#life is so hard when ur fave novel is 5 million pages long#orv
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