#I can’t do it today
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The ass???? The cake??? The whole goddamn bakery????? Excuse me??????
#lord help me#i am no better than a man#I can’t do it today#sit on my face pleas-*gunshot*#austin butler#road to the bikeriders#the bikeriders#Benjamin cross#benny the bikeriders
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went to a seminar, nearly had a breakdown over ecocriticism, went home
#i can’t do it today#“people want to become trees and that’s scary#i’m sorry what?#eng lit#might skip my chinese vocab today to go to a sketch and coffee evening#also my frat is meeting up so i might have to miss dinner#who knows#studying#studyspo#dark academia#self care#student#university#witchblr
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fixed the panel ur welcome
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#ra speaks#it’s a silly joke/pun dw#we stay silly :3#edit:#woahg. that’s a lot of notes. hi everybody o/#10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water.#15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I’m having kiwis tonight :]#20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it’s bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then#25k. I’m up at 2 AM but I’ll get to see the sunrise today :] if you can’t see that I hope you admire the sunset later today#30k. do something fun you haven’t done in a while. I haven’t drawn in months - I think I’ll paint a cat tomorrow :3#40k. I just slept 9 hours straight for the first time in weeks :] remember to ask for help when you need it! no glory in senseless suffering
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Breakdown 1/???
This is the vibe for the day-
#walkingintheheartbreaksatellite#emily screaming into the void#I can’t do it today#not today#oh no not today#Spotify
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okay seeing as i’ve unwittingly started a trend on here i’m going to make you all do another quiz but it’s hard mode this time
ceremonial counties of england 🏴
[disclaimer that in an ideal world i’d have had a third set of answers for those of you in the other british nations because i feel like you’ve got a better chance at this quiz than someone outside of the uk entirely, but also i didn’t want to offend anyone by lumping you in with the english against your will. you know how it is]
#i can’t lie i did just fib on this poll#clicked all 48 without thinking bc that’s where i am on it now but ONLY after grinding earlier today#but i will tell you for free my first attempt was 32 😳#sowwy for immediately skewing the results of my own poll do you still love me 🥺👉👈
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#I can’t do this#I can’t do it today#and I hate that I she won’t let me have the choice to not do it#3 hours of sleep within 48 hours is not enough to keep a person going for 6+ hours#but she’s gonna make me go anyway#I’m just gonna lay on the table the whole time and not participate#maybe have a little nap#I hate sleeping anywhere that’s not my bed tho#and I already have a crick in my neck that kept me up all of these miserable two days#I wish she’d leave me alone for just today#I wish she’d leave me alone in general
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I almost forgot I made this…. The long-awaited sequel to this post.
#papyrus#undertale#singing robart#can’t polish it further or make something new bc I really wanted to post it today but I’ve just had surgery so. I ain’t attempting it.#I hope you find this as funny as I do#lemme know if I messed up the alt text my vision got blurry while I was typing
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i like to think that sometimes they fall asleep in the middle of fighting each other
#radioapple#duckiedeer#alastor#lucifer#hazbin hotel#my art#i was feeling angsty today and fully intended to draw something…well…angsty#but it turned into this#i can’t do anything right
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Jacob Anderson named his house plants Louis and Lestat
Im fine. Dont ask.
#interview with the vampire#wtf I have shit to do today sir#you can’t just drop shit like that and walk away#It’s been less than 24 hours and I already miss them#loustat
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It’s a Ratatouille situation
#tdp#Runaan#tdp art#the dragon prince#xadia game#chef Runaan skin dropped today#and we all know he can’t cook#but I finally saw on Twitter the reference is from BMH when Rayla doesn’t know Runaan’s job yet#she’s like- headed out for a late night again? the grill never sleeps when you’re a…. chef?#why do I have terrible memory I should’ve known that#I even went and consulted my copy of BMH cause I thought there was something in there about Runaan and cooking but I didn’t find that part#ANYWAY#he makes weak tea#that much I knew#dianadraws
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I’m just drawing this because I was prescribed testosterone today and will be starting it soon. 🥹
#guys do you think this will be a hit on tumblr dot com??#i hope so…#but in all seriousness I’m very excited!!#i can’t stop smiling today!#and I genuinely wouldn’t be where I am today without hetalia#i don’t care if that’s cringe >:3c#hetalia#hetalia fandom#hetalia world stars#hetalia fanart#hetalia art#hws italy#hetalia Italy#Feliciano Vargas#hws fanart#hws north italy#hetalia north italy#hws veneziano#hetalia veneziano
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whoever needs to hear this: if you got a disability, if you don’t know if you have something, if you ever think “it’s not that bad” if you have a thing about guilt, if you’re ill, Anything: listen. it is okay to throw things away.
you can throw it away. if it sucks and it stresses you the fuck out, if you just “need the right time to fix it” for the past 3 months. or years. if you loved it once upon a time but it makes you feel kinda weird and guilty now. if it’s a jacket youve reaaaally been meaning to mend and then donate. a jar of sauce that “all you have to do” is clean out to recycle but it’s been a week and now there’s a small colony growing in it. slowly shredding to bits fabric scraps you plan to use to fix something. busted picture frame. cracked mug. old shoes. extra box. an entire pack of granola bars that you hate so much but don’t want to waste.
life is already so goddamn difficult for us. i know you still care about recycling and the environment and sustainability. but it’s okay, i promise. sometimes you have to take care of your space. sometimes you have to cut your losses so you can actually have energy to recycle the next thing. get rid of the old shirt before it turns into a tornado pile of guilt under the bed. you’re not a bad person. you can throw this one away.
#idk if marie kondo talked about trash in this way but i do remember something about her philosophy helping me with the guilt aspect of this#like the ability to thank something for the service it provided you but recognize that you’ve grown beyond it. yes even for dumb tshirts#feeling very chatty today lol.#text#disability#uhhh idk what else to tag#cleaning#environmentalism is one of my great passions#but everyone has to recognize they cannot be activists 100% of the time and do the right thing 100% of the time#using my iphone to post this is one of those things. buying something from amazon bc i can’t make myself go to the store is one.#sometimes one must preserve themself simply in the name of preservation. take care of your space bc that’s where you do You.#and sometimes objects accumulate in said space and just get this awful sickly aura. metaphorically#where you can’t deal with it so you shove it somewhere else. but it’s okay to get rid of shit that sucks
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(princess bubblegum voice) timmyyyyy
some loose redraws of tim panels i enjoy to cope with… whatever the hell is going on in batman rn
+ closeups :^)
#tim drake#bart (as in bug art)#see i lied i drew him again#red robin#robin#he’s fun to draw!!!! especially bc i know what im doing now#my silliest. i can’t draw him again for 10000 years#i will draw kon next >:) i missed the superboy#& also cissie and cassie bc i’ve been deprived of them#soon!!! soon!!!!!#dc#dc comics#batman#young justice#teen titans#i remembered how to tag today <3
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Asena is perfectly comfortable with nonsexual nudity (you kind of have to be as a werewolf, the clothes don’t come with), but seeing a chance to make Gale blush activates her prey drive.
#bg3 fanart#bg3 gale#baldur's gate 3#gale of waterdeep#gale dekarios#bg3 comic#bg3 tav#gale x tav#oc: asena#saw Gale at the renn faire today which was funny cause for some reason I was really suspecting I might#no other Baldur’s Gate cosplays just Gale#changing Asena to a monk really helped me with reasoning out her magic werewolf tattoos#don’t @ me if I’ve missed some glaring Forgotten Realms lore for why this would be stupid I tried to do my research#Asena claims her tattoos absorb and store moonlight to trigger shifting whenever#and that’s why occasionally she’d run around naked at night#but she might just do that for fun anyways#especially since she can’t actually use them during the timeframe of the game#I had a thought that some of the line work is actually incredibly tiny script#Gale gets distracted trying to decipher it (it’s in sylvan)#Asena props herself up on her elbows and is like ‘excuse me you are not down there to read my thighs’
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[ cw: injury mention / jokes about death / ]
Love when people depict Leo like-
Leo, covered in grievous wounds and having several broken bones: Ew, Staten Island? Anyway lmao that sucked-
Leo, with a paper cut: My LIFE is OVER I am SUFFERING I am DYING I leave all my comics to Mikey, Raph gets my posters and figurines, April can have everything else in my room, I guess Dad can have my swords, Donnie you get NOTHING until you admit I was RIGHT back when-
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rottmnt headcanons#rise leo#100% Leo was the type to be like I can’t come to training I broke a nail#nah I can’t exercise today I stubbed my toe#what do you mean I can’t go out it’s JUST a flesh wound (said flesh wound is still actively bleeding)#*eight thousand puns about the terrible injuries he has just completely downplaying them*#guess a shell’s not all it’s cracked up to be! (he says with a cracked shell)#it’s CANON it is
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