#I am obsessed with him

[ch6sos]

✧.* nanami headcanons <3

He hums/sings while showering and feels embarrassed when confronted about it.

When someone he enjoys talking to speaks to him, he usually appears serious, but his expression is always unreadable. The expression conveys pure fondness for the person!! He enjoys hearing them ramble about their day, their lives, etc. He gives them a warm look.

Definitely a listener more than a rambler. He listens to people all the time, and remembers the small details about them. He tends to bring them up sometimes, which surprises the other person. But, he is extremely attentive to detail and loves getting to know people.

You know how in Korean dramas, the male lead is always a jack of all trades or something? Nanami is exactly that guy. Need assistance with your plumbing? He is there. Do you need to fix a lightbulb? He is there. Need help building a house? He is there.

He plays an instrument. He would play either the piano, violin, or flute.

He definitely enjoys watching movies in his spare time. When he is not doing anything, he enjoys watching movies. If he existed in the modern world, he would for sure have a Letterboxd account.

In a Modern AU, Nanami would undoubtedly be an English/History major. I do not care what anyone says. Maybe philosophy or business. But he would be one of those fine humanities majors you notice and immediately fall for.

Books are his specialty. He probably has several places where he goes to relax and read a book he recently purchased.

Speaking of books, if he gets a partner, he will read to them. He would cuddle them in bed, holding them in his arms while he read silently to them, pressing his lips against their ear, the soft, deep tone of his voice sounding like a musical masterpiece in their ear.

Pottery!! He enjoys pottery so much. He probably went to a pottery event/class when he was bored (he failed, the bowl looked like a deformed apple) but he really enjoyed the process. He definitely began to watch more videos on pottery and probably got himself a pottery wheel.

He is definitely an animal lover. he doesn't look like it, but he loves, LOVES, LOVES animals. If he sees a dog, his heart flutters but he doesn't touch it just in case. But, he's an animal attractor of course. The dogs are all over him at the dog park, and he smiles a little while petting them.

Speaking of animals, he probably has a cat. The cat is named after a food for sure. It is most definitely a type of bread or sandwich or a nut. For example, Pistachio or Baguette.

Super gentle with children. He genuinely enjoys being around them. Ask him about having children He will Be On Board.

HE WOULD NOT BE MEAN. The amount of people I have seen mischaracterize him by making him mean just because he's serious. No. He is just introverted and serious and needs to be comfortable around a person.

During relationships, he genuinely enjoys checking in on the person he is dating. He is always there for them, comforting, cherishing, and listening. He tries to get off work as soon as possible so that he can spend time with his significant other.

If he is shown too much affection, he does not snap or become angry with the person. He just blushes. He just lets out a soft "hm" and pretends to be serious, but his heart is racing, and his cheeks, ears, and neck indicate otherwise. He also gives them a slightly surprised look that quickly turns to his stoic look.

He definitely bought baby shoes at a store just because he thought they were so cute. Mans just wants a baby.

He would be both a girl and a boy dad. I do not care what anyone says; he loves both. If he has a son, he will do everything in his power to raise him as a gentleman while also showing him a lot of love and affection. If he has a daughter, he will be so gentle with her while also raising her to be a sophisticated, strong young woman.

Genuinely would be the grandpa of the friend group. Come on. Just look at him.

As a teenager, he probably would do the emo hair flip thing because his fringe kept getting onto his eye. Gojo probably laughed his ass off.

Secretly really touch-starved. People think he is not affectionate, but he is, just not in public. He would most likely grab his significant other while they were doing something and attack them with kisses. He probably likes being a little spoon sometimes even though he looks like an old man. He is clingy, okay? But not overly clingy. Sometimes he needs his own space.

Loves kissing their partner's beauty moles. The ones under their nose, the ones on their ear, the ones on scattered around their face, the ones in other areas... Wherever they are located, he will kiss them.

Sometimes he needs to be reassured. He needs to know if he is doing okay, if he is treating a person well. It looks like he does not need it, but he genuinely sometimes gets insecure about how others perceive him or how well he treats them. He worries about hurting someone's feelings.

Loves to try and hype up his partner with extreme amount of compliments. He is truly the number one simp and hype man.

I am a strong advocate for the fact that Nanami loves people of color. Like he will date a person of color. I don't CARE. I am Afro-Latina let me have my headcanon in peace : (

Once again. He is NOT mean. He will not yell. If he is angry, he is calm. He does not yell and if he does it is extremely rare. But he would never in his life yell at his partner or children if he has any. The only way he shows disappointment is by staying calm.

Speaking of being angry, he is not the type to show silent treatment. He would much rather talk rather than give a cold shoulder. He is a grown man. He knows how to communicate, people.

Old-fashioned nicknames. That is all. My love. Darling. Sweetheart.

He is probably fluent in several languages. I understand he is overly perfect, but he is perfect in my eyes. He probably takes the time to learn languages so that people feel included. Plus, he genuinely enjoys learning about different cultures.

Owned a bakery or worked as a chef at some point in his life. Maybe even a barista.

Helps old ladies cross the street, assists people with heavy bags, is courteous to his neighbors, and is the grandson of every old neighbor ever.

Probably is the type of guy to sit down on the couch and not try at Just Dance, and ends up winning.

Despite being serious, he would genuinely be bad at the game Among Us. This is so random but hear me out.

Favorite ice cream flavor is probably coffee or pistachio. Maybe even basic vanilla. He is not a big fan anyway.

Jazz music, classical music, old music is his speciality. In high school during his emo hair era he more so listened to 90s rock/punk rock.

His most used app(s) on his Samsung Galaxy S24 Ultra is WhatsApp and Candy Crush.

Definitely has a whole closet of clothing and browses through them every night to see what suit he wants to wear for the next day.

When he shops or gets food, he goes to local family owned shops. He does not go to Starbucks for his coffee. He goes to the local family owned coffee shop.

Dry texter but if he gets a partner who is not a dry texter, he genuinely begins to pick up their habits. If they type with emojis he begins using emojis. I apologize but he'd unironically use the laughing crying emoji. "Haha! 😂". Okay but genuinely, he would actually keyboard slam at some point. He sends them a photo, they go like "jshekehdkehdjdlsjdl" and one time they did the same thing and he was like:

"....Kshskshdjxbsnab." You know?

He is low key sassy. He was affected by sassy man apocalypse. He hides it in that serious exterior of his but he gives the biggest side eyes sometimes, crosses his legs too.

Snores like a dad. Bro was probably recorded by Haibara while he was in the dorms and bro was snoring like a regular ol dad. Drooling too. What a silly guy.

Anyway...

Overall, the best man ever. He is the man ever and that is why he is not real. Unfortunately.

forever angel <33

[gojoest]

pregnancy freak satoru who helps you when you shower. he sits you on his lap and washes your hair. rubs your back and belly and all the places that are a bit more challenging for you to reach now that your baby bump is bigger. you can handle it yourself but he insists and always joins. he reminds you how beautiful you are, if not by words it’s by actions—he never fails to get hard and he always fucks you just the way you like, gets you off before cleaning you up. he helps you dry yourself and applies your lotion for you, rubs it gently along the length of your legs as you sit at the edge of the bed, comfortably spreading and your belly hanging between your legs…you’re just so damn pretty with his child inside you and yet again he looks at you with hungry eyes..as if it’s not you but him going through all the hormonal changes…you wonder how his cock can even keep up with this pace—he wants you all the time, every day…“we just showered”, you have to remind him. “we can shower again, i’ll clean my mess”, he promises. <3

[unidentifiedly]

I'll teach you

House x reader R18

-In which House decides to give the cute new intern a proper lesson.

It's currently very quiet at the Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital. It's late in the evening, and only the night staff remains, consisting mostly of nurses down in the lower stories of the building.

"Good evening sir!"

You enter his office with some files from Cuddy. You are still in med school, but as one among the top of your class you managed to score an internship under the stunning hospital administrator. You have to admit to yourself, being in doctor House's company has always made you a little nervous. He's oh so tall, and there's something so undeniably charming about him. If you saw him outside of work first you might have even approached him, but alas, there's now a need to stay professional.

"Doctor Cuddy asked me to bring you these files."

You gesture to the pile of case files in your hands.

He removes his glasses and looks up slowly from a file for a patient who looks just vaguely familiar, eyeing you up and down. He is used to having cute nurses around, but you’re different. Smarter, worthy of a bit more teasing, perhaps. His curiosity is piqued.

"Great. Leave ‘em on the table over there."

You nod, and set the pile of files on the low coffee table he pointed out, having to bend over a bit in the process.

Watching you bend over, he lets his gaze linger for a moment longer than strictly necessary, eyes fixed on the way your curves move beneath your skirt. He shakes himself out of it, refocusing on the task at hand.

"So, how’s Cuddy treating you?"

You straighten yourself up.

"Well, of course, she is very professional and I've learned a great deal of new things from her."

He smirks, unable to help himself from stirring the pot a little.

"Of course she is. I, on the other hand, could teach you something very useful outside of Cuddy's professionalism."

You look at him, confused.

"What do you mean, sir?"

His smile widening, he says:

"Come over here."

He motions with his fingers, bringing you over to him all the way to his desk, standing in front of his chair in between him and his computer.

"Aaand turn around for me."

You innocently comply.

"Is it something related to the computer? I'll have to warn you, I'm not very- Ah!"

He is suddenly standing up, his body pressing against yours, as you fall forward and support yourself on your hands against the desk.

"Whoops. My bad."

He says as if it was the most mundane sentence ever. He brings his right hand to your hip, stroking it softly.

"You can tell me to stop and I will, darling." His whisper husky against your ear. as he, too, leans down.

"Sir, I d-don't understand-"

"Like I said, tell me to stop and I will. I'm going to teach you something new."

His hands draw hot shapes on your soft skin, working under your skirt with great skill. Your breathing grows heavier as his fingers ghost over your quickly dampening panties.

He chuckles as he grabs his cane and pulls his chair closer to him. He sits down, facing your behind directly, hands still on your hips.

"Lean on the desk, princess. I'll show you what good really feels like."

You gasp and obey, leaning forward to rest your elbows on his desk, beautifully arching your back as he tuts in approval.

You feel his warm breath on the inside of your right thigh, and he toys with the lacy edge of your panties with his left hand. First, warm little kisses, and then, when you're more relaxed, he gently moves aside your panties, pulling them to the left, giving him free access to your dripping wet pussy.

He chuckles softly as he runs a finger up your thigh, collecting your slick as if to stop droplets of melting ice cream from running away.

"You're soaked, sweetheart."

The suspense is too much to take. You're practically shivering as you stand there, bent over.

"P-please.."

It doesn't take him long to give you what you want.

His tongue works skillfully, lapping up with slow, wide strokes and then transitioning to stronger, more targeted ones. Teasing just under your clit, to then finally draw circles over it while his hands are keeping a firm grip of your ass, the panties stretched out and kept away by his left thumb.

You feel warm shivers running down your legs, almost shaking.

"Sir, I'm going to cum.. I, I can't for much longer!"

"Come on then, give it to me pretty girl." His voice husky as he whispers.

You feel a wave of pleasure ring through you, making your legs almost give out, and you momentarily lose hearing and see stars. He moans, licks up and swallows everything before pulling away from you, leaving you panting on his desk.

You hear him go across the room and return. You turn your head, and see the tissues he puts on the table. You take a few seconds to make sure your legs can carry you, and clean yourself up.

"Ah!"

As you turn around, he is standing right in front of you with a smile on his face.

"There you go, as promised. Maybe next lesson you can show me what you learned here, hm? I'm sure it applies just as well the other way 'round." He smirks, raises an eyebrow as a proposal, and walks away, leaving you standing in his office.

If this is what learning is like with House, you definitely will be showing up to his "classes" more often.

[xxragingdumpsterfirexx]

more very specific gifs of Crocodile that make my brain go buuuuuuuuur

[missclaresmagic]

Take a wild guess at what show/manga has taken over my life...

[ghostofashina]

"Let all time slow, let all light go

I don't need to know where we begin and end

I'd still know you, not being shown you

I only need the working of my hands"

DOMHNALL GLEESON IN DE SELBY PART TWO BY HOZIER.

[forgottenporkbun]

Here, take a picture of Jay I drew today. Still learning how to draw him, but honestly this is my best attempt so far.

[thisfuckingdork]

I love him, I hate him, he's a monster, he's only a kid,

[julia-writes-things]

Ted Spankoffski Headcanons

-Ted would love pumpkin spice lattes, but has a bunch of Starbucks labels in his office that say ‘coffee one cream one sugar’ on it because he doesn’t want to be seen drinking a ‘white girl’ drink. He puts the labels over the PSL ones. Nobody questions why all the labels say June 9th.

-in a similar vein he loves cocktails/mocktails but is too lazy to make them and never drinks them in front of his coworkers in the rare event he’s invited to go to a bar with them

-he’s the coworker you see everywhere. You’ll be at a fair and he’ll be there BY HIMSELF.

-he absolutely hates being called Peter’s father and will aggressively correct you on it because he feels guilty that he’s not always helpful or present for Peter.

-only calls people by their nicknames, even if longer then their actual names.

-was in chess club at Hatchetfield High

-ditched it to seem ‘cool’ for Jenny

-also picked up smoking even though he hated it for the first little bit for her.

[dearest-lady-disdain]

what if a renaissance angel was also an ipad baby? well...

[xxchaosjojoxx]

Currently playing Fields of Mistria and I love every second of it. I am obsessed with him. Grumpy, red haired blacksmith ❤️

[skymagpie]

[deaddriv-talks]

~ Happy birthday Konoha!! ~

I wanted to make a compliation of his floppy hair but he has floppy hair in way too many panels so here are some of my random faves, instead! (All from @everykonoha!! That blog is a godsend.)

[revolutionsingingintherainnn]

you guyssss, he’s gonna think i’m a fan 😭😩

[lastofthe20thcenturygirls]

there are characters who want to become king and those who don't want to and then there's ka zuigetsu who doesn't want to rule so fucking bad that he the crown prince willingly pretended to be a eunuch for whole six years and when even that wasn't enough he went as far as to brand himself like 💀

[lightparty-fullparty]

Oh, would you look at the time? It's me having thoughts about Zenos O'clock.

This time, I want to break down what I think the central concept of who and what Zenos is. And why he lives in my brain rent free.

At his core, Zenos is a character who does not understand, nor is himself understood by other people. I don't think that's a very controversial or even new thing to say. It's repeared and reinforced at several points during the narrative, across multiple expansions. Lyse does not understand him at the Royal Menagire, Varis does not understand him at Garlemald, Jullus does not understand him at Camp Broken Glass.

They do not understand who Zenos is as a person. What he values, or what he cares about.

Zenos is shaped by absence. An absence of purpose, motivation, drive. An absence of connections, friendships, love.

Let's break it down.

The Absence of Purpose:

This is his boredom. What fuels his need to find a challenge. That spark of something, anything, to break through the utter tedium of his daily life. The short story claims that he has always been incredibly gifted. Learning and absorbing information with little effort and incredible speed. Before his new swordsmanship instructor, Zenos has never found anything difficult to do. He has not been sufficently challenged. Nothing has managed to retain his interest because he has mastered it too easily. He is a child, and he is tired of his life.

The encounter he had with the Corvosi tutor/assassin was the first instance where Zenos failed to achieve something immediately. Where he had to exert mental and physical effort. Where he developed a desire to overcome repeated instances of failing.

This is why he is desperate to recreate that feeling of challenge. Why he thinks that combat is the only available source he has. Because nothing, absolutely nothing else up to this moment, has done what his instructor did. Made him fail. Made him feel.

What this does to his outlook is narrow Zenos' world view. It gives him a single desire to recreate the feeling of motivation and drive he had towards finally besting his instructor. This is why I think Zenos was content to go along with the Empire's conquest of Eorzea and the rest of Hydalyn. Because it gave him the opportunity to battle. To test himself against other warriors who maybe, just maybe, would give him the same feeling his instructor did.

Nothing else mattered because nothing else made Zenos feel much of anything. It was all the same. Tedious. Bording. Easy.

To Zenos, the pursuit of a person's goal doesn't require any greater justification other than "It's what I want to do." You do things because they serve your greater purpose. You eat to keep yourself alive so you can train, so you can be strong enough for combat. That's it. There is no enjoyment, no pleasure, to be found in the daily living of life. The only moment of catharsis is finally reaching the end.

Zenos does not care about why the Empire is conquering the world. The Emporer simply wants to, that's it. To Zenos, all of the reasoning of "making the world better" of "spreading the glory of Garlemald" does. Not. Matter. Because it does not change the core belief that people do things because they want to.

Jullus asks him why? Zenos asks him why that even matters. People do things because they want to or because it allows them to achieve the thing they want. That's it. That's all. There is never a greater meaning than that. No dressing it up in philosophy or politics. It won't change the outcome of the actions. It doesn't affect anything at all. The dead are still dead. Zenos still wants his fight. Garlemald still wants its glory.

Jullus here is confronted by Zenos' nihilism. The realization that there is no justification. No meaning. Not for Zenos. Not for Garlemald. Not for anything. The reason is meaningless because the reason doesn't change a single damn thing.

And yet. How can we say that the reason never matters? Never changes things? How can we look at FFXIV as a story and say that this is right?

Reason is everywhere. Reason gives context and produces empathy. Understanding. Of course, you resent the outcome less when you understand that the problem was caused by someone trying to help. To make something positive. That it was a simple mistake instead of a purposeful act of harm.

This is where the second absence comes into play. This is where tragedy lies.

The Absence of Connection:

Zenos has no friends. No family bonds. No companionship. No understanding of other people. He sees people only in terms of his own goal. Weak and boring. Or strong and interesting. His emotional range is severely restricted. Fluctuating between bored or frustrated. Anything else only comes to the front after his encounter with the Warrior of Light. Where a faint hope is sparked that this person might just be the one to challenge him. This blazes to life at the Royal Menagire, and Zenos spends the rest of the game chasing that fading comet.

The short story shows us a bleak view of Zenos' life as a child. His mother is dead, and he has no memory of her. His father is absent, dismisive, and uncaring.

The servants and staff around are mere robots to Zenos. Implying they have little to no personal interaction with him. Or are so chained by the rules of Garlean High Society that they can not interact with him or risk punishment. On top of this, I believe that Zenos was also being taught due to the war propaganda, that these servants (possoble taken from conquered nations) were lesser. Were not people. Were to not be seen and not be spoken to.

His tutors were boring. Since lessons were easy and rote. Other children held no interest because Zenos was so far beyond them mentally. I imagine that given his genius that the average child his age must have seemed like a toddler to him. Zenos has never had a peer. Someone of equal standing. Someone he could connect with or was able to empathize with. I highly doubt that anyone else around him found lessons and training to be so easy. Who found living itself to be dull.

Zenos IS an island. Zenos IS alone. And this affected him deeply. He has never learned what a healthy connection with someone else is. His emotional development was so utterly stunted and warped that it left him unable to empathise. To Zenos, his life has been so empty of warmth and care for him that he is unable to feel that towards other. Due to this, he can not understand motivations outside of his own narrow scope. To Zenos, life has never had any meaning, outside of his pursuit of challenge. Whereas others around him, who struggle, who fail, have always had this deep rooted purpose of striving to improve and succeed. Their dreams and goals pushing them forwards because it doesn't come easy. So here we have this isolated, empty, genius. Who has never struggled, has never managed to connect with anyone. Chasing desperatedly after the one, singular person in his life who managed to change that. it's so important that he called the Warrior of Light his 'First Friend'. The first person Zenos has been challenged by, who has sparked insterest. Who he has connected to. I do believe that, as least for the 'cannon events' of FFXIV, the Meteor Survivor Box Art timeline, the Warrior of Light does have things in common with Zenos. The enjoyment of a good fight. A want to face tough opponents, to seek greater and greater challenge. Zenos sees this, and for the first time in his life, he is able to in part understand someone else. He is only able to return this gift of purpose and connection in the same way he recieved it. By throwing himself at the WoL in combat. To try and recreat that spark he felt. This is also the reason, I think, that Zenos didn't change his approach after he resurected into EleZenos. I don't think he ment to come back. It was an accidently biproduct of the Resonant. Zenos was suddenly faced with the possiblity that he was now immortal, and I think the implication that his life of utter tediom would never end drove him to chase the WoL all the harder. He needed something to give him meaning and purpose, or be faced with a bleak eternaty forevermore.

This is what Alisiae is able to see. Past all of Zenos' outward neutrality and boredom, she saw that desire in him to keep that connection with the WoL. That's why she called him out on it, becuase Zenos did not understand himself and his emotions enough to idenitfy what it was he really wanted. A friend.