#I am objectively right

[orviposition]

if all the stories that I've read have taught me anything is that kdj ought to have called yjh "good boy" here

[sincerelyxace]

my professional opinion on how total drama characters would eat their cereal (i have not watched the reboot)

edit: this is coming from someone who puts cool whip in their cereal instead of milk

[queerclownaf]

Headmaster Grimm is the villain of Ever After High, canonically

[avercado5]

[atrociousgargamelitis]

Headcanon that Blitzø has MELTED the insane clown posse CD's

[godrizza]

I’ve been lacking on fr posting my shit to here, I have like a back catalog

[labyrynth]

ok i lied this was the poll i actually wanted to make

[lemonqueue]

Im actually really funny but I fear I'm just funny in a way you won't understand yet

[agonycrossbow]

Leon dick headca-- TRUTHS ACTUALLY

Leon is a white American man who was born in the 1970s. There's no way he's uncircumcised.

I would sooner believe that Chris has no hair on his ass than I would believe that Leon is uncut.

I would sooner believe that Wesker was monogamous than I would believe that Leon still has his foreskin.

I would sooner believe that Capcom always had a plan for OG Ada's character than I would believe that Leon has easy orgasms because his genitals are unspoiled.

And we know that his dick is big because Ada is a size queen and, in Damnation, she wants to go back for seconds.

And there's no way this depressed-ass MF bothers trimming shit unless he genuinely thinks he might get laid that night.

[rakishhellion]

i just watched the p3r episode aigis opening and its just so bad i felt embarassed its giving low effort anime intro

like how do i explain this?

every p3 intro (except fes) finds ways to show to show that these people are not doing well mindwise

faceless characters on the og p3 intro, these individual scenes on the p3r intro where everyone has some shit goin on except mitsuru whos just ridin around, existential philosopihical text or whatever, interesting shots and compositions or smthn, you know, the works

what does the episode aigis one do?

scrolls sad desaturated sees members on the screen with a big fool card spinning that breaks in the end

baby shit

and music aint even good either? like i get its meant to be sad and all but it doenst feel like it fits and it doesnt sound that good (god that moment where theyre getting ready to fight something in the theme just breaks, it sounds SO ASS)

god even the fes intro is better than this on music alone, imagine having a worse intro than fes that is just reused game footage and a redone version of the old intro that doesnt even have a full 3 minute version

I AM SO PISSED OFF ON SOMETHING SO UNIMPORTANT

[crashstanding]

Eda Owl House has more fuckability and swag than WW EVER will

[inkskinned]

there are a lot of posts out there that are positive and healthy coping mechanisms for handling the holidays. this is not one of them :)

i think there's like. going to be times in your life you will be stuck in a social situation that you cannot escape from gracefully. i do not know why the internet doesn't believe these times exist. it's not always just that your physical safety is at risk - sometimes it's legit like "i just don't currently have the energy or time to put in the effort of responding to this." sometimes it's a coworker you hate so much. sometimes it's just like, fine, you know? like you know you can handle your aunt when she's cheerily horrible, but if you actually set a boundary around her, it's going to be weeks of fallout with your father.

i don't know why people think the answer is always just "cut them out!" or "don't let them get away with that!" because ... the real world is tricky and complicated. i think kind of a lot of us have an internal "radiation poisoning" meter for certain people. like - i'm talking about the ones who are absolutely giving you gradual ick damage. like, you can handle them, but you'll be exhausted.

and yes. you absolutely should listen to your therapist and the good posts about handling others and set good boundaries and take care of yourself. prioritize peace.

HOWEVER :) ...... since im often in a situation with a Gradual Sense of Ick person i cannot just "cut out" of my life (without losing someone else precious to me) - i have sort of developed the most. maladaptive form of mischief possible. because like, if i'm going to have to listen to this shit again, i like to have a little bit of private fun with it.

now! again, i am physically safe, just mentally drained by this man. you should only do this with people you are not in danger with. which leads me to my suggestions for when your Unfortunate Acquaintance shows up and says oh everyone pay attention to me.

my favorite word is "maybe!" said as brightly and happily as possible. whenever the Horrible Person starts in on a topic you do not want to go further with, particularly if they make a claim that you know to be inaccurate, do not respond to it. you and i have both tried to actually argue with this person, and it hasn't gone well, because this person just wants the drama of an argument. however, "maybe!" gives them literally nothing to go on. it is incredibly disarming. they are used to people having some response. they know they can't prove what they're saying, and maybe! treats them like the child they are. it dismisses them in the politest way possible.

i like to say maybe! and then, in their stunned silence, immediately change the subject. this is because i have adhd and i will have something unrelated to talk about, but if you can't think of topics fast enough, i recommend just pointing to something and saying, "isn't that lovely?" because fuck you let's bring in some positivity.

by the way. that second trick - of pointing to something and stating an opinion about it? - that just works on its own, like, 70% of the time. i picked it up from teaching preschoolers. it's an intentional "redirect". it stops children crying and it also stops grown adults from finishing their explanation on why women belong in kitchens. dual wielding!

keep it silly for yourself. i absolutely do not care if people think i'm fucking stupid (it's more fun if they do) and as a result i will purposefully misunderstand things just to see how long it takes them to realize i've completely removed them from the subject at hand. when they say "women aren't funny" i get to be like. "which women." "all women." "all women in america?" "no in the world." "like the mole people? the people in the world?" "what? no. like, alive." "oh are we not counting the mole people?" "what the fuck are you talking about." "you don't believe in the mole people?"

similarly, i play a personal game called "one up me." my Evil Acquaintance literally knows this game exists (my family & friends caught onto it and now also play it) and it always fucking gets him. i don't know why. you have to be willing to be a little free-spirited on this one, though. the trick is that when they make one of those horrible little bigoted or annoying comments they are always making, you need to go one unit weirder. not more intense, mind you - just more weird. "you don't look good in that dress." "yeah, actually, my other dress was covered in squid ink due to a mishap at the soup store." "you shouldn't wear such revealing clothes." "wait, what? oh shit. sorry, your son tears off strips when no one is looking and eats them. i swear it was longer before we left the building."

the point of "one up me" is to completely upend this person's narrative. we both know this person likes setting up situations where you cannot "win" and then they really like telling other people how badly you handled it. in a usual situation, if you respond "please don't say something that rude", you're a bitch. but if you let it happen, you're letting yourself be debased. they are not usually expecting door number three: unflappably odd. because what are they going to say when they're telling everyone how badly you behaved? "she said my son eats her dresses" ".... okay?"

if you can, form an allyship with someone whomst you can tagteam with. where they can pick up on your weird "soup store" story and run with it.

the following phrase is amazing and can be deployed for any situation: "oh, be nice :) it's the holidays!" i do not know why this works as often as it does. i'll say it for the most random shit. i think this is bc most of the time these people know they're being impolite, they just like to fight.

godbless. when in doubt, remember that you could always start stealing their pens.

the whole point of this is - if you can't escape. maybe see how long you can just be. like. a horrible little menace.

[a-really-cool-blog-name]

Yes, no, yes, depends on the type of mint but more often than not yes, and if they're just sour I won't like them but if they're like sour than sweet like sour patch kids then yes.

candy discourse, reblog w/ your opinions on

• candy corn • licorice • peanut butter + chocolate • mint + chocolate • sour candies

[stargirl230]

kaito screencap redraw! plus my favorite panel from the scarlet return arc lol

I've been reading detco for like 2 years and the unhealthy obsession fanart motivation finally caught up

(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)

[hartteart]

in which the ghost of past/present/future has the worst color palette known to spritekind

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Sally is the real neighborhood Rizzler... you all know i'm right...