#THESE ARE FACTS

[kamiraaah]

Even though Ruggie wasn't at Playful Land, how would Vovó Bucchi react if she met Ernesto/Fellow Honest and Gino/Gidel and heard what they've done? (Also, when I read Fellow's name was Ernesto, my brain autofilled to "Ernesto de la Cruz" from Coco 😭

Obviously Grandma Bucchi would give them a scolding (after all, they're not exactly innocent), but since Ruggie wasn't involved she wouldn't get so worked up… Maybe~

But in the end it would only end one way: Adoption.

ERNESTO 😭 I'VE BEEN THINKING THE SAME THING ANON-

[linka-from-captain-planet]

already seeing "ugh male Rook with Neve in the trailer... that's a LESBIAN" posts on twitter and I'm beating them with a big stick that says "you can HEADCANON whatever you want about anything ever but your HEADCANON is factually incorrect and if it chaps your ass even a little bit when anyone up to and including the literal creators of the character disagrees with your HEADCANON then that's fully a you problem and you should consider developing coping skills about it rather than contributing to this fandom's legendary hostility by policing (even in a manner you'll claim was "joking" when someone stands up for themselvs) people who are only enjoying their own playthrough, headcanon, or ship" and by stick I do mean the block button

[arvandus]

Once Dabi lets himself love you, he becomes the biggest, neediest, simp.  He always has to be touching you, always wants to snuggle, will shove your laptop or book aside to put his head in your lap with his arms locked around your waist so you can you run your fingers through his hair. He’s like a giant alley cat that you’ve managed to domesticate, and he’s never leaving your side.

[mushtoons]

self care means being silly

[sibylsleaves]

I also think the moments of Eddie's dry humor/snark are different in the sense that they're always undercut by a moment of genuine sincerity/vulnerability. Like when he jokes that Chimney is never gonna forgive Buck, it comes right on the heels of him giving advice to Buck about the entire situation in a very nuanced and understanding way. In the "no one I trust more with my son" scene, Eddie is joking and being lighthearted the entire time until he feels it's time to be serious and heartfelt in order to get through to Buck. It's never just—dry humor (unlike Tommy)—there's always enough sincerity and love to balance it out

Like if I’m being so for real I don’t even think comparing the two makes any sense whatsoever LMAO. Because we obviously understand what Eddie and bucks relationship is like we’ve been watching it for 6 years we KNOW he loves him and that every time he pokes fun at him it’s entirely out of love. It’s self-evident & there’s just no point comparing them!

But yeah this is all completely true!!!

[gossamersingularity]

hornyposting weird poetry on dating apps

come for my summer, darling

i vibrate to the tune of a wicker chalice overflowing with the compliments of summer snow and slick clay, alkaline in that it reduces me to my most base perversions, the permutations of which sprout like coreopsis on a field that writhes with bodies, ours

[17-fastest-lap]

I'm starting to believe that RB actually want Max to lose. Yes, McLaren improved, so did Merc and Ferrari, but the difference proves that RB not only didn't improve, but went backwards.

[jerzwriter]

It always amazes me. The people who "hate" you and have you blocked to "protect their peace" are always the first ones to know your every move.

That's not normal behavior, babes. Not normal at all.

If I block you, the last thing I'm going to do is stalk you.

Haters should just start a damn fan club. 💅🏼

[tubbietommo]

Seb at the Red Bull garage can only mean one thing:

He's hijacking one of their cars so he can put the car on pole, win and go home again like nothing happened.

[a-ffection]

You can ask a guy two questions, even three, and he will only respond to one

[jayveesim]

The way simmers be obsessed with their sims, your sims, our sims.. we're obsessed yall. 😏

[danger-tits-lute]

Horny horoscope?

“You’d be aggressively horny all the time too if you had to spend all your free time with The First Man.”

“Not that I’d ever let him know that…”

Stolen from @originemesis

[thenicestthingiveseen]

"please don't make me regret this.." for a couple of your choice <3

exes to lovers: Harry Potter Gender AU because it’s my jam.

“Please don’t make me regret this,” she pants, pulling away from Gideon’s lips to try and unlock her door. Try being the operative word because Gideon won’t stop pawing at her and kissing that space just below her jaw and she’s not even trying to stop him so they can get inside.

When they finally do make it inside, the entry way is dark and the flat is quiet.

As much as she loved her roommates, Hallie was grateful to whatever being above caused Rowan and Hermione to stay at the Granger’s for the weekend. Because, she knows how very cliche this entire situation is. She doesn’t need anyone to point that out to her.

Breaking up with Gideon (for the second time) was supposed to be for the greater good. For their mental health. For the sake of their friendship. For the sake of their careers. It was a mutual decision halfway through the quidditch preseason. They didn't see each other enough, if at all and they both still had so much other shit to work out because of Tom and the war.

But then she saw him at the gala and he gave her that stupid smirk and all she could think about was the freckle on the left side of his mouth that bleeds into his lip.

And now, she’s here. Pressed against the wall of her entryway as Gideon tugs at her dress — clearly not sure which direction will be the most efficient.

They were so good together. She thinks as she moans into his mouth. Maybe the third time's the charm; maybe in a year they’ll have time.

[la-pheacienne]

Alicent takes the words of a drugged up, delirious, dying man seriously (and no not as an excuse, it's clear now that Alicent is delusional and not very bright). She, the Queen, doesn’t know her own people are plotting to seat her son on the throne and her people don’t think enough of her to include her in planning. Then for good measure they show her, the Queen, letting herself be used as a sexual fetish because that’s all she, a Queen, can offer ? Forced to show her feet for her orders to be followed ?

She’s been relegated to being a victim (yet again) of misinterpretation from the king and betrayal from her father rather than the assertive leader and major player of the Green Council. Her motivation for putting her son on the throne is because it was her husband's dying wish. Always the obedient wife. HOTD reduced her into an incompetent, indecisive and hesitant goody two-shoes character, left out of the loop of men's plans, ultimately robbing her of her agency and effectively infantilizes her.

I don’t think people realize how serious it is. Alicent's actions immediately following Viserys' death and at the Green Council in Fire and Blood are the narrative peak of her character's contributions to the Dance of Dragons. This was arguably her most powerful moment in the book, the moment she held the most political sway. And what was Alicent's most memorable scene in episode 9 ? The foot scene. The Green Council was supposed to be a dramatic, incredibly tense, and history-defining moment, but we are mostly talking about a foot fetish. I don't think she'll ever recover from this.

"Alicent's actions immediately following Viserys' death and at the Green Council in Fire and blood are the narrative peak of her characters' contributions to the Dance of the Dragons [...] and what is Alicent's most memorable scene in episode 9? The foot scene"

[agonycrossbow]

Leon dick headca-- TRUTHS ACTUALLY

Leon is a white American man who was born in the 1970s. There's no way he's uncircumcised.

I would sooner believe that Chris has no hair on his ass than I would believe that Leon is uncut.

I would sooner believe that Wesker was monogamous than I would believe that Leon still has his foreskin.

I would sooner believe that Capcom always had a plan for OG Ada's character than I would believe that Leon has easy orgasms because his genitals are unspoiled.

And we know that his dick is big because Ada is a size queen and, in Damnation, she wants to go back for seconds.

And there's no way this depressed-ass MF bothers trimming shit unless he genuinely thinks he might get laid that night.