#I am not functioning
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aight. motivation time again, self-care edition
10 notes and I put my dirty laundry in the washer
15 notes and I fold my clean laundry (both from the washing machines and the already clean laundry)
20 notes and I write a scene from my Trans Stephen AU (just one scene. trying to unlearn the idea that I have to write from start to finish)
25 notes and I clean my desk and bookshelves
30 notes and I wear my new binder and pronoun pin on Monday when I see my friend [my binder doesn't fit, but I wore my pronoun pin]
35 notes and I'll ask my friend to help me with my cosplay goals [no date yet, but I asked!]
40 notes and I'll try and find the motivation to fix my Cloak + find the materials to fix my belt for the Strange cosplay
#idk I need motivation#I am tired#I need to sleep soon#my room is a mess#I just got home though#self-care#notes game#idk why I like doing these things#I think it makes me happy to see that people actually do care about me and are willing to help me succeed#idk#idk what else to tag#i'm delusional#I've been up for maybe 32 hours?#I think I might have slept for three on a plane somewhere in there#I am not functioning
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ANYWAY BKDK CANON
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This is my day in a nutshell
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I was 13 when this album came out. That was 13 years ago. This is her 13th album if you include the re-records.
I am totally not sitting here in my apartment crying at how wonderful and magical this is.
#this doesn't make any sense#but i don't care#i am so happy#i am not functioning#okay#that's the last post for tonight#i'll go to bed now#nicole talks
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Rage. In my heart. All-consuming. FUCK AI.
#i can't even function i am so fucking livid right now#they didn't even TRY to match the pattern!!!!#congrats!! you fucked it up!!! now burn your computer!!!!!
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny#I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh#@ staff do this cowards#spy has thoughts#my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track#functional website#spy's smash hits#Glock function#edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this#but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up#I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one
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"what's been on your mind lately?"
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"Kaveh"
#i STILL need psychologically his rerun#if i don't own him i'm gonna go through all 5 stages of grief#like literally#i just need him#please#hoyo#give me a kaveh#hand me a kaveh#i am not functioning
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#I'd make a joke about making an AU that could probably function as original fiction but I think I did that in a caption already#reaction image#reaction meme#daily reaction images#image mood: I am so great
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did yall know cricut put a metal strip in the back of their newer Maker 3 that doesn't do anything except pop out after like six months of regular use and force you to call customer service so they can tell you to replace the machine
well they did and instead of calling them and replacing an entire functional fucking machine you can just cut the bar out and put tape over what's left
fuck offfff,
#why are you so mad all the time aria#i don't know probably because i am trying to run a business in 2024 where all my options are absolute dogshit proprietary equipment#anyway this one is new less than a year old and this is the SECOND thing that's broken on it#lee Inherited my old one#that printed thousands of stickers and other shit and is still functioning perfectly to cut fabric for them#this is the exact same model but With New Upgrades :)#because my old one ran so long they don't make it any more#i'm so irritated today jfccccc
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i want to introduce you all to a project that is very close to my heart... or lack of one. anyway. for anyone who has ever wanted to play a poem. i'd like you to meet aromanticism
(link opens itch.io - she'll run on html in your browser! please be nice to her!)
#literally please be so so so fucking niceys to her i am so nervous about this for no reason#it's literally fine it's gonna be perfectly functional. I Am Going To Lose My Mind#i can always make another post if it gets fucked up somehow... i can always make another post...#anyway. hi. this is aromanticism. i made her for class. and then revised her for class. and now she's like my child#losing my miiiiiiiind#poetry#kind of like a uquiz too. to be honest haha#except i can make you read more somehow (long questions instead of long answers)#it's a little choose your own adventure......#poem#poems#poets on tumblr#poems and poetry#poetsandwriters#poems about aromanticism#aromantic#aro poet#aro poetry#aro#aromanticism#aroace#arospec#aspec#itch.io#GOD OKAY I'M JUST POSTING IT.
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Today I would like to shout out that one random Twitter person who made up that JD Vance bragged about fucking a couch.
Imagine making a random shitpost and less than two months later your joke is being used by a major party nominee for Vice President on live television at his introduction rally, earning him thunderous applause.
That poster must be having quite the experience.
#politics#us politics#tim walz#for the record I am super fucking psyched for Walz#I think he did a great job#And I think Harris made the right call#harris 2024#Harris Walz 2024#jd vance#Vance is never beating the couchfucker allegations#The problem with your party making actual reality much less relevant in political discourse is that it can also bite *you* in the ass#Functionally it doesn't matter that JD Vance never bragged about fucking a couch#Because it got repeated so many times that now it's indelibly linked to him#If someone asked random people what they think when they see Vance I'd bet money one of the top 3 answers would be “had sex with a couch”#As it should be#Because it wouldn't have happened if his vibes weren't so atrocious that everyone immediately believed it
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I am a house on fire I am a glass of water stained with ink I am a rotten wooden box I am a discarded candy wrapper I am a smoked cigarette I am shattered porcelain
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NEW/NORMAL : a comic about becoming disabled in your twenties
My name is Fraizer, and I'm the artist behind forystr. I have Functional Neurological Disorder.
#i havent been able to sleep all night because of pain. its almost four am. so please have this.#disability#disabled artist#disabled comic#functional neurological disorder#fnd#chronic illness#disability awareness
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I would like to thank Elon Musk for breaking the stereotype that “high functioning” autistic people are geniuses, because he’s genuinely so fucking dumb I can hardly even fathom it.
#Elon musk#twitter#x#autism#autistic#actually autistic#yes I am autistic#why the fuck is he renaming the site#every decision he makes has me cackling#if he’s a genius then I must be omnipotent#love him breaking the autism stereotypes#I don’t like functioning labels but I feel like he calls himself high functioning
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thinking about kevin day winning his first olympic gold medal.
kevin day who appears to the media as a confident athlete who knows how talented he is. everyone knew the gold medal was only a matter of when he’d get it and not if he gets it— he’s the son of exy after all. they might have seen him a bit stiff in his earlier years and people did not forget about his class i exy interviews in which he confirms he had never been skiing or that the palmetto state foxes’ coach is actually his father— but he has always maintained that kevin day winning smile and his polite composure with the perfect amount of charisma.
but then the US exy team wins the final game at the olympics. it’s the first time he has won the olympic medal and when the final whistle fills his ears, he quite literally drops to his knees, he yells out in celebration, and then when he takes off his helmet he is crying. he has finally done it. he has won the gold medal which he was so determined to win ever since he could remember.
and most people do not know the extend of what he had to sacrifice for it. they don’t realise the extend of how hard he had to work to get back to exy after his hand got broken— both mentally and physically. nor do they know the amount of panic attacks he had to deal with and the same amount of times he had to drown his feelings away with a bottle or three.
and he’s crying. the fans cheer him on. and it’s not just the USA fans— but it feels like the whole stadium starts cheering his name in celebration and support. because at the end of the day that’s kevin day and he has finally done it. he has gotten the medal and it’s literally going to be a historic moment.
andrew makes his way to kevin’s side and he helps kevin take off his gloves like he has done many times before. andrew wants to say something, maybe a remark that will get under kevin’s skin— but then he looks at kevin’s expression and he realises this is all they’ve been building up to for the past years.
and it’s not just kevin who has won the golden medal right now. it’s him too. his team. their team. and they’re all a bit speechless and astonished by this moment. so andrew helps kevin up and neither of them say a word to each other just yet, but kevin feels andrew’s weight shifting into him too— they’re both leaning onto each other; they’re both holding each other up.
#CAN YALL TELL I HAVE OLYMPICS BRAINROT#BECAUSE I DOOO#this might be word vomit i wouldnt know its 1.30 am and my brain doesnt fully function after 10 pm icl#anyways lets move on okay#all for the game#aftg#kevin day#andrew minyard
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Agatha Harkness being a menace and a danger to society in every episode of Agatha All Along (4/9).
Bonus:
#agatha all along#aaaedit#agathaallalongedit#agathaharknessedit#marveledit#userbecca#nessa007#dailymarvelstudios#dailymarvelgifs#itberice#userrj#tuserpris#userelysia#usergal#ciemapix#usersaoirse#userstream#*content#*agathalaamenaza#agatha all along spoilers#i am going to jump in front of a car :) why did i ever decide to gif this show ugh#least favourite gifset of the lot but i am a semi-functioning adult so I will live love laugh and move on#i will try to redeem myself next week pinky promise<3#this green is 100℅ inspired by Becca's masterpiece btw
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