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aight. motivation time again, self-care edition
10 notes and I put my dirty laundry in the washer
15 notes and I fold my clean laundry (both from the washing machines and the already clean laundry)
20 notes and I write a scene from my Trans Stephen AU (just one scene. trying to unlearn the idea that I have to write from start to finish)
25 notes and I clean my desk and bookshelves
30 notes and I wear my new binder and pronoun pin on Monday when I see my friend [my binder doesn't fit, but I wore my pronoun pin]
35 notes and I'll ask my friend to help me with my cosplay goals [no date yet, but I asked!]
40 notes and I'll try and find the motivation to fix my Cloak + find the materials to fix my belt for the Strange cosplay
#idk I need motivation#I am tired#I need to sleep soon#my room is a mess#I just got home though#self-care#notes game#idk why I like doing these things#I think it makes me happy to see that people actually do care about me and are willing to help me succeed#idk#idk what else to tag#i'm delusional#I've been up for maybe 32 hours?#I think I might have slept for three on a plane somewhere in there#I am not functioning
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ANYWAY BKDK CANON
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This is my day in a nutshell
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I was 13 when this album came out. That was 13 years ago. This is her 13th album if you include the re-records.
I am totally not sitting here in my apartment crying at how wonderful and magical this is.
#this doesn't make any sense#but i don't care#i am so happy#i am not functioning#okay#that's the last post for tonight#i'll go to bed now#nicole talks
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny#I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh#@ staff do this cowards#spy has thoughts#my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track#functional website#spy's smash hits#Glock function#edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped'#I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this#but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up#I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one
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"what's been on your mind lately?"
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"Kaveh"
#i STILL need psychologically his rerun#if i don't own him i'm gonna go through all 5 stages of grief#like literally#i just need him#please#hoyo#give me a kaveh#hand me a kaveh#i am not functioning
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#I'd make a joke about making an AU that could probably function as original fiction but I think I did that in a caption already#reaction image#reaction meme#daily reaction images#image mood: I am so great
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i want to introduce you all to a project that is very close to my heart... or lack of one. anyway. for anyone who has ever wanted to play a poem. i'd like you to meet aromanticism
(link opens itch.io - she'll run on html in your browser! please be nice to her!)
#literally please be so so so fucking niceys to her i am so nervous about this for no reason#it's literally fine it's gonna be perfectly functional. I Am Going To Lose My Mind#i can always make another post if it gets fucked up somehow... i can always make another post...#anyway. hi. this is aromanticism. i made her for class. and then revised her for class. and now she's like my child#losing my miiiiiiiind#poetry#kind of like a uquiz too. to be honest haha#except i can make you read more somehow (long questions instead of long answers)#it's a little choose your own adventure......#poem#poems#poets on tumblr#poems and poetry#poetsandwriters#poems about aromanticism#aromantic#aro poet#aro poetry#aro#aromanticism#aroace#arospec#aspec#itch.io#GOD OKAY I'M JUST POSTING IT.#other writing#trying to get this to show up in my other writing tag is going to kill me...
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did yall know cricut put a metal strip in the back of their newer Maker 3 that doesn't do anything except pop out after like six months of regular use and force you to call customer service so they can tell you to replace the machine
well they did and instead of calling them and replacing an entire functional fucking machine you can just cut the bar out and put tape over what's left
fuck offfff,
#why are you so mad all the time aria#i don't know probably because i am trying to run a business in 2024 where all my options are absolute dogshit proprietary equipment#anyway this one is new less than a year old and this is the SECOND thing that's broken on it#lee Inherited my old one#that printed thousands of stickers and other shit and is still functioning perfectly to cut fabric for them#this is the exact same model but With New Upgrades :)#because my old one ran so long they don't make it any more#i'm so irritated today jfccccc
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Me: desperately trying to avoid a migraine over the next few days by getting as much sleep as possible.
My ADHD at 11:45pm when I’ve got shit to do first thing in the morning because it’s fucking Christmas: pst, hey.
Me: …
ADHD: You know that plot hole you’ve been stuck on for over a year?
Me: …
ADHD: wouldn’t it be wild if you suddenly figured out how to fix it AND had the motivation to work on it.
Me: …
Me: God fucking dammit.
#chronic health tag#adhd tag#I am making a note in my notes app and going right the fuck to sleep#I will not be sleep deprived at the family function#I refuse
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Was looking at refs and since Viktor has two different leg braces I was wondering, do we think he wears them simultaneously?? The refs don't perfectly line up perspective-wise so it's hard to tell but parts of the one he wears during the Hexcore scenes look like they could maybe line up with the brace that he wears over his clothes, but also some parts really don't and look like they'd be super uncomfy. Also HOW does he take these on and off. Experts weigh in
#viktor#arcane#ig my assumption would be that he wears both simultaneously cause in the scene where he injects the shimmer#it seems implied that he just threw off his clothes and kept experimenting#so one might assume he was already wearing the smaller one underneath#tho it is a funny image to think of him just being like 'one sec i gotta go all the way home and grab my other brace to do this'#he can take off the back brace too cause hes not wearing it in the scene where he's in the hospital bed and you can see his shoulder#where the strap would be#but that one seems to make even less sense functionality wise#everything looks like its screwed together#or screwed INTO him#but only the top bolts on his spine are i think#in the close ups of his back brace model it looks like theres cushioning underneath the parts of it that cover the rest of his spine#so he can take it off. but HOW#what parts of it unscrew/detatch to pull open and off#does it not do that at all and he just has to shimmy it off his shoulder and all the way down his legs to get it off like a romper#the shape language of the designs are cool but like. tell me how it wooorrkkksss#forgive me if im just dumb and dont know at all how braces work and theres a very simple practical explanation for all this#any king who wants to infodump about mobility aids at me....the floor is yours#something to be said i suppose about the fact that zaunites have crazy prosthetics with wild augmentations that work flawlessly#and piltover's like. idk heres some fucking uncomfortable ass metal. salo gets wheelchair in non ada compliant place#they havent ever needed to adapt to accommodate disabilities etc etc#or maybe artists were just like 'heres a design' and everybody clapped and didnt give it a second thought#and then they just turned off the visibility on the mesh when they didnt need it knowing thered not be a scene where its taken off#dont even wanna THINK about what that rig would look like#like 40 different controllers#soft body and rigid hard surfaces needing to move together....#a cold chill just shot up my spine#<- guy who is only an animator and doesnt know how to rig#forgive the magic wand tool with zero cleanup. i am lazy
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Today I would like to shout out that one random Twitter person who made up that JD Vance bragged about fucking a couch.
Imagine making a random shitpost and less than two months later your joke is being used by a major party nominee for Vice President on live television at his introduction rally, earning him thunderous applause.
That poster must be having quite the experience.
#politics#us politics#tim walz#for the record I am super fucking psyched for Walz#I think he did a great job#And I think Harris made the right call#harris 2024#Harris Walz 2024#jd vance#Vance is never beating the couchfucker allegations#The problem with your party making actual reality much less relevant in political discourse is that it can also bite *you* in the ass#Functionally it doesn't matter that JD Vance never bragged about fucking a couch#Because it got repeated so many times that now it's indelibly linked to him#If someone asked random people what they think when they see Vance I'd bet money one of the top 3 answers would be “had sex with a couch”#As it should be#Because it wouldn't have happened if his vibes weren't so atrocious that everyone immediately believed it
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I am a house on fire I am a glass of water stained with ink I am a rotten wooden box I am a discarded candy wrapper I am a smoked cigarette I am shattered porcelain
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NEW/NORMAL : a comic about becoming disabled in your twenties
My name is Fraizer, and I'm the artist behind forystr. I have Functional Neurological Disorder.
#i havent been able to sleep all night because of pain. its almost four am. so please have this.#disability#disabled artist#disabled comic#functional neurological disorder#fnd#chronic illness#disability awareness
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geared up ⚔︎
#my art#quinncent#qv art#oc: quinn lacey#oc: vincent craft#yeahhh boy we've got some toys for you 💥💥#this was a fun challenge but wooo lordy am I never drawing advanced weapons again#anyway--these are just 'prototypes'#idk how functional any of them are but it's neat to mess around with#also some delightful lore in there too 💁♀️
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I would like to thank Elon Musk for breaking the stereotype that “high functioning” autistic people are geniuses, because he’s genuinely so fucking dumb I can hardly even fathom it.
#Elon musk#twitter#x#autism#autistic#actually autistic#yes I am autistic#why the fuck is he renaming the site#every decision he makes has me cackling#if he’s a genius then I must be omnipotent#love him breaking the autism stereotypes#I don’t like functioning labels but I feel like he calls himself high functioning
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