#I am not functioning

[popcorn-plots]

aight. motivation time again, self-care edition

10 notes and I put my dirty laundry in the washer

15 notes and I fold my clean laundry (both from the washing machines and the already clean laundry)

20 notes and I write a scene from my Trans Stephen AU (just one scene. trying to unlearn the idea that I have to write from start to finish)

25 notes and I clean my desk and bookshelves

30 notes and I wear my new binder and pronoun pin on Monday when I see my friend [my binder doesn't fit, but I wore my pronoun pin]

35 notes and I'll ask my friend to help me with my cosplay goals [no date yet, but I asked!]

40 notes and I'll try and find the motivation to fix my Cloak + find the materials to fix my belt for the Strange cosplay

[dekuskacchan]

ANYWAY BKDK CANON

[sercphs]

This is my day in a nutshell

[senditcolton]

I was 13 when this album came out. That was 13 years ago. This is her 13th album if you include the re-records.

I am totally not sitting here in my apartment crying at how wonderful and magical this is. 

[galindathegay]

Rage. In my heart. All-consuming. FUCK AI.

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[moonschocolate]

"what's been on your mind lately?"

...

"Kaveh"

[reactionimagesdaily]

[shinesurge]

did yall know cricut put a metal strip in the back of their newer Maker 3 that doesn't do anything except pop out after like six months of regular use and force you to call customer service so they can tell you to replace the machine

well they did and instead of calling them and replacing an entire functional fucking machine you can just cut the bar out and put tape over what's left

fuck offfff,

[trickstersaint]

i want to introduce you all to a project that is very close to my heart... or lack of one. anyway. for anyone who has ever wanted to play a poem. i'd like you to meet aromanticism

(link opens itch.io - she'll run on html in your browser! please be nice to her!)

[irenespring]

Today I would like to shout out that one random Twitter person who made up that JD Vance bragged about fucking a couch.

Imagine making a random shitpost and less than two months later your joke is being used by a major party nominee for Vice President on live television at his introduction rally, earning him thunderous applause.

That poster must be having quite the experience.

[honeyed-disgraceful]

I am a house on fire I am a glass of water stained with ink I am a rotten wooden box I am a discarded candy wrapper I am a smoked cigarette I am shattered porcelain

[forystr]

NEW/NORMAL : a comic about becoming disabled in your twenties

My name is Fraizer, and I'm the artist behind forystr. I have Functional Neurological Disorder.

[la-esmerqlda]

I would like to thank Elon Musk for breaking the stereotype that “high functioning” autistic people are geniuses, because he’s genuinely so fucking dumb I can hardly even fathom it.

[kevinsdsy]

thinking about kevin day winning his first olympic gold medal.

kevin day who appears to the media as a confident athlete who knows how talented he is. everyone knew the gold medal was only a matter of when he’d get it and not if he gets it— he’s the son of exy after all. they might have seen him a bit stiff in his earlier years and people did not forget about his class i exy interviews in which he confirms he had never been skiing or that the palmetto state foxes’ coach is actually his father— but he has always maintained that kevin day winning smile and his polite composure with the perfect amount of charisma.

but then the US exy team wins the final game at the olympics. it’s the first time he has won the olympic medal and when the final whistle fills his ears, he quite literally drops to his knees, he yells out in celebration, and then when he takes off his helmet he is crying. he has finally done it. he has won the gold medal which he was so determined to win ever since he could remember.

and most people do not know the extend of what he had to sacrifice for it. they don’t realise the extend of how hard he had to work to get back to exy after his hand got broken— both mentally and physically. nor do they know the amount of panic attacks he had to deal with and the same amount of times he had to drown his feelings away with a bottle or three.

and he’s crying. the fans cheer him on. and it’s not just the USA fans— but it feels like the whole stadium starts cheering his name in celebration and support. because at the end of the day that’s kevin day and he has finally done it. he has gotten the medal and it’s literally going to be a historic moment.

andrew makes his way to kevin’s side and he helps kevin take off his gloves like he has done many times before. andrew wants to say something, maybe a remark that will get under kevin’s skin— but then he looks at kevin’s expression and he realises this is all they’ve been building up to for the past years.

and it’s not just kevin who has won the golden medal right now. it’s him too. his team. their team. and they’re all a bit speechless and astonished by this moment. so andrew helps kevin up and neither of them say a word to each other just yet, but kevin feels andrew’s weight shifting into him too— they’re both leaning onto each other; they’re both holding each other up.

[agathaharknes]

Agatha Harkness being a menace and a danger to society in every episode of Agatha All Along (4/9).

Bonus: