#I am not a flexible man

[nmpositive]

Picked up some very beat-up NIKE X Acronym Lunar Force 1s a couple weeks back, got them deep-cleaned and the worst scuffs painted out (guy said the orange was the hardest paint match he's had to do), now a serviceable pair of kicks, but no shelf queens.

Thought OK I have the kicks, the pants and the jacket - can I do a funy photo version of

Got my leg approx. one third of the way back, a massive cramp in my thigh and fell on my bed groaning and laughing.

[totally-not-peter-parker]

I can't believe I need to make a post telling you people that I have bones

[atomikats]

commissions open! send me a message if you’re interested or have questions :)

* price sheet art was done w brush option 2

[lemongogo]

college … wasted on the youth (me)

[ghostace]

just some........ girl............ in the swotors...........

[trifoliate-undergrowth]

It caught me off guard but there’s this exchange between Hosea and Arthur that for me happened right after the bear hunt, where Arthur suddenly says his back hurts, and Hosea gleefully says “well lie down and let me get crackin” and Arthur is like haha NOOOooooo! no thank you I am backing away from this interaction haha! the implications are killing me

1. Hosea gives back massages

2. Hosea is extremely enthusiastic

3. Said massages are terrifying for the recipients, to the point that it has become a running joke in the gang.

[naggingatlas]

dad said that he rly needs to force my 9 (nine.) year old sister into a sport bc "she starting to get a belly 😞". sometimes i want to strangle him

[designernishiki]

when i started following you i was a firm bisexual kiryu believer and now with every post about this man im more and more leaning into “oh so hes just a gay man heavy in denial. okay”

all according to keikaku

[houseofwolvess]

honest to god, my favorite thing about this job is the fact that everyone asks me to help with physical tasks. i just got called a handsome young man by an older woman after i helped her carry out her incredibly heavy crates of groceries and ive never been happier

[linguenuvolose]

I applied for a new job today 😩

[digitaldiseas3]

extremely frustrating situation

[russilton]

dude, to someone, lewis is a twink. it ain't that deep, he's pretty, he's 5'7

But- Anon- WORDS HAVE MEANING- god this is like when people called VB a bear- WORDS MEAN THINGS

He literally can’t be- he’s thick as a wall, built like a fuckin ox and sports a full beard? The two main distinctions of twink are: someone that’s smooth shaven with a lower muscle or slim build. (Some people argue young too but I’m hand wavy about that )

Lewis is none of those things! Even younger Lewis would have fallen into TWUNK (smooth shaven, younger and muscled/thicker built).

Also idk why you mentioned his height- and wrongly? Lewis is 5’9 but Twink doesn’t apply solely to average and shorter people that’s insane? You can be tall and be a twink- see George Russell or potentially Alex albon

[bybdolan]

might legitimately move in with my boyfriend's parents next year and honestly... doing stuff like this makes you realize that many of the reddit-esque freakouts about "weird" stuff in relationships is blown out of proportion.

[mochayoubi]

i try so hard to set up 会話テーブル and none of the people from japanese club come and im like ah.... do they see me as too hardcore. do i expect too much and im just here being insane. but then i see my partner who has self-studied consistently for years and has transcended the need for such things and im like yeah no i could be way more hardcore these people just dont wanna commit

[delusionaid]

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[slipknnotsstuff]

I went to a yoga class today. It was entirely old people and I was dying