#I am not a flexible man
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Picked up some very beat-up NIKE X Acronym Lunar Force 1s a couple weeks back, got them deep-cleaned and the worst scuffs painted out (guy said the orange was the hardest paint match he's had to do), now a serviceable pair of kicks, but no shelf queens.
Thought OK I have the kicks, the pants and the jacket - can I do a funy photo version of
Got my leg approx. one third of the way back, a massive cramp in my thigh and fell on my bed groaning and laughing.
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I can't believe I need to make a post telling you people that I have bones
#p. posts#spider man rp#peter parker rp#they are inside my body I am just flexible#it's not like I'm the only hero that's this flexible either?#also I am not literally a spider
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commissions open! send me a message if you’re interested or have questions :)
* price sheet art was done w brush option 2
#also disclaimer i am a university student so please allow flexibility with timing#commissions#commissions open#commission#comms open#my art#digital art#procreate#alien#spider-man#marvel#one piece#comics#anime
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college … wasted on the youth (me)
#didnt help that 2/4 yrs was covid telezoom but man.. MANNN#forgetting how impossible it is to pursue rhe degree plan u actually want (advising hell) i feel like . theres just#so many diff things i want to learn now Knowing that im more solidified in my interests and who i am and what i would be interested in doing#and like.😭RGAAAAAQH TEARING MYHAIR OUTTT every other week i have a night where im sititng there like damn i couldve been sm1 completely dif#dgmw i still rly enjoy some of the upper div classes i Did take but what if i took x and liked it more or minored in y and it led me to z#bc i do feel rly set in where i am rn which . i DO ! like it but im never gna be in that environment where u have the flexibility to explore#ykwim . i wish i had taken physics and calc srsly . i always thought i hated that shit but i like it. i like it quite a lot actually😟#or more geology .. urrghh.. sprinkle in sme extra art history . no bc thats what actu pissed me off ab school#i rmbr wanting to dual major and they straight up told me no i cant . but then i was like maybe an arts major bio minor when i wanted to do#science illustration but sry we dont offer bio minor . ok bio major arh or studio art minor . no sry not enough open spots we rly only#reserve it for when we have extra openings post admission❤️#and then even late into sophomore year u would still be last in registration so all the cool classes would be closed#and then bc of covid half that shit was cancelled bc they couldnt transfer labs online (rip comparative vertebrate anatomy)#and then by senior yr an additional collection of classes were unavailable bc u dont have the prereqs bc the prereqs were cancelled during#covid and u dont have enough semesters left to actually take it . like it was gen such an awful experience so ik why i couldnt ever do what#i wanted but .😭 AND LIKE the classes i DID enjoy like genomics or molecular genetics were closed by registration and i had to email and beg#for access . thts crazy .literally crazy .#anyways . i think i want 2 start reading textbooks bc i think thats the closest ill get LMAOO#i remember seeing my coworker read a textbook for fun one time and idk why i just didnt understand why bc it seemed so dry but i Get it now#like yeah .. u knew what was up ..#sad too that like . i could theoretically audit a course but i Work..during the day .. so sad . so sad#guys wht if i just said yes to grad school (<the devil talking.dont agree)
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fyi thanks for interest in pasqal axe spinny standees, i got enough people interested to warrant an order which is pretty cool. i gotta wait until friday before deciding when exactly i do this [i am potentially moving house. i should be moving house. this is the third attempt now i do not trust it will go smoothly. i dont exactly wanna start up a preorder before being certain of my address to recieve the stuff] so i'll keep you all posted on that.
i've also got a design for a pasqal charm, heinrix doing a presentation sticky notes, and considering a couple prints since [to my surprise] there was interest in that. gestures wildly im looking at getting stuff made via vograce, if you want something specific let me know i'll see what i can do !! im also considering commissions so if youre interested let me know
#robot rambles#they do little plush dolls btw. im not saying i want one. but.#anyway. yeah you can have a glance at their stuff they got loads of stuff. again minimum order quantities to be considered#and i need to know my address first but. i am very much open to suggestions/requests#commissions im pretty flexible on. i cant draw animals/anthro. backgrounds are a no-go either im not good enough at that.#humanoids are my thing tbh. give me some weird anatomy and ill make it weirder. if you have an elf i WILL give them big ears tho#i do need an image ref though. if you dont have art then like an image board [15-20 images] of like body/face/clothes/hair types. thats fin#burying this further down#kinda in a position where my money isnt exactly mine indefinitely rn so if i can get some topup funds thatd feel pretty good#not exactly in a situation where im going to starve or whatever but. id like some money thats mine. old man pained smile thumbs up image
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dad said that he rly needs to force my 9 (nine.) year old sister into a sport bc "she starting to get a belly 😞". sometimes i want to strangle him
#and then jokingly added 'democracy is over its time for terror lol'. my dude that is a child on summer vacation#this is the man that made me go to school at 5 years old. the normal age here is 7#and pulled me into every dance section he could where every time i would hide in a corner bc i was afraid of other kids#and whose wife kickstarted a period in my life where i would eat 300 calories a day for months#bc she disgustedly said that i looked pregnant. as a slightly overweight 12 year old girl#i will never ever in my life justify going into a sport/fitness to lose weight. it is exclusively to tone muscles#train your endurance and flexibility and power#if you tell a healthy child with a little belly to go lose weight i am. slitting your throat and putting a bomb in your body while u bleed
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when i started following you i was a firm bisexual kiryu believer and now with every post about this man im more and more leaning into “oh so hes just a gay man heavy in denial. okay”
all according to keikaku
#welcome to my twisted mind#im glad my insane ramblings arent in vain#this was supposed to be a stupid doodle in response to this ask but I got carried away and now it looks like a youtube thumbnail#but yeah anyway. when I first started playing the games I was sorta the other way around from what I am now- thought it’d be more likely for#kiryu to come off more bi and majima more outright gay. but the more i played and Absorbed and thought about stuff i realized man.#kiryu’s just. really not into women. like whatever majima is / whatever preferences he may have he seems overall pretty flexible#and pretty likely to be an Anything Goes sort of guy#in comparison to kiryu who’s just#not into women. period. and it is not subtle. he doesn’t have majima’s charisma or social skills so he doesn’t talk himself around it#or really give excuses or whatever else. so it’s pretty stark sometimes in a way less ambiguous way than with majima in my opinion#anywho it’s almost 5am I should go to bed#kiryu#kazuma kiryu#yakuza#rgg#rambling#my art#im realizing the way I wrote the words on that doodle kinda look like the yakuza dont hdhdjfjf that was not on purpose#*font
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honest to god, my favorite thing about this job is the fact that everyone asks me to help with physical tasks. i just got called a handsome young man by an older woman after i helped her carry out her incredibly heavy crates of groceries and ive never been happier
#also my coworker dropped a squash and it rolled underneath one of our huge refrigerators#so i got called over to help grab it#and all of my fucking coworkers were just. amazed at how flexible i am#im a simple man. someone compliments me on my physicality and i absolutely lose it
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I applied for a new job today 😩
#don't even know if I want to/feel ready to leave my current job#kinda not honestly#idk I had a lil breakdown a few weeks back and was like what if I did nothing for 6 months?#yeah I was fed up with the rigidness of my job and so jealous of the flexibility of my boyfriend's job#I feel bad leaving my job for me because it's such a perfect fit for my Italian studies#like I managed to find a job where my ''''useless'''' language studies actually are 100% crucial#and idk it just feels ungrateful to myself to leave?#nah idk I don't think I'm done with this job just yet#good thing I think I botched the personal statement of this application jesus#oh well we'll see#like I kinda don't want to get called for an interview so I don't have to mention it to my boss or think about it at all#ughh it's like I know I can get better than what I have but I also do kinda like this job#but also it's probably going to change a lot within this next year for different reasons so that's also something to consider#at least a colleague of mine told me people usually only stay in my post for 1.5-2 years so I feel a bit less bad about wanting to leave#but like where else in Sweden am I going to find a job where I can use Italian as my main working language?#I only see a phd as another option#idk maybe I should start ponder about that instead?#idk man#snicksnack
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extremely frustrating situation
#overly long winded explanation incoming#so i’m gonna be living with two friends starting this fall#my parents bought a little townhouse and we’re renting from them#so they’re getting all of the paperwork and contracts and leases figured out#and these two friends are just. awful with deadlines. horrific. just the worst.#my dad has been flexible but he’s had to keep nagging them again and again to get these forms signed and whatever#and one of them finally finished the whole process and she’s good to go#but the other one still just needs to get the lease signed/notarized with their dad. like. asap. like within a few days.#and i’m trying my best to be like heyyyy sorryyyy not trying to nag or anything but we do need that ASAP…. it should be quick and easy…#i know you’re working double shifts every single day and your dog just died im so sorry#but my parents say you should be able to just go to the bank during a lunch break to get it notarized…..#please don’t be mad at me or my parents for saying we need this Now…… i’m sorry i know you have a lot going on but we do Need that done#right away….#anyway i don’t want you to be mad at me or think i’m just nagging so here’s a topic change! oh you didn’t respond to the topic change.#fuck me then. god. i can’t tell if you’re mad at me or not but i have the suspicion you Are. and that’s making Me mad at You#like god man just come the fuck on already you’ve missed every other deadline up to this point too. can you please just FUCKING get#everything submitted so we can stop worrying about it and just get excited to live together!! because it’s gonna be fun!!#but it’s worrying me too bc like… if this is how they’re acting before we’re even living together#and they’re missing all of these deadlines#am i gonna have to nag them to pay their rent every month?#it’s just frustrating bc it feels like they’re taking advantage of the fact that it’s my parents and not some other landlord#so they don’t think the deadlines my parents set are like. actual deadlines#meanwhile if it WASNT my parents they’d literally be out of a place to live because the housing market is so fucked there#and if you don’t get everything submitted within The Day then you’re no longer a candidate to rent the place#if you can even get to that point in the first place#so like. my parents are being exceptionally flexible and obv i can’t really know what this friend’s thought process is#but it feels like they’re just kinda taking them for granted and taking advantage of their kindness#like fuck dude just please come on
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might legitimately move in with my boyfriend's parents next year and honestly... doing stuff like this makes you realize that many of the reddit-esque freakouts about "weird" stuff in relationships is blown out of proportion.
#i am not too eager but my bf is done with his master's and now has to think about whether or not he wants to do a phd#which means looking for scholarships n jobs etc and it all takes time#and living with his parents is free and flexible#and my own parents live 4.5h away lol#i'd rather be weird than overly stressed or living in an apartment bc it was the only available one#but man i cannot live with my roomies 6 months longer#and i love his parents
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i try so hard to set up 会話テーブル and none of the people from japanese club come and im like ah.... do they see me as too hardcore. do i expect too much and im just here being insane. but then i see my partner who has self-studied consistently for years and has transcended the need for such things and im like yeah no i could be way more hardcore these people just dont wanna commit
#mocha speaks#i am frustrated!!!! but it's fine other people came (not from jclub) and it was very good bc they actually care to study#im just like why does the japanese learning language club. not wanna come do japanese learning#the amount of times people in there go 'i wish i had speaking practice :( i wanna get better' etc etc#and im like yeah!! i made a language table!! come join my thing we can get better together!!#then it's not a good time for them or too far or they dont wanna actually go#which is fine and understandable but then they STILL are like man i wish there was somewhere to practice I AM MAKING IT EXIST RIGHT NOWWW#even worse when im like yeah ok let's meet outside of my thing to practice!! i can be flexible!!#THEY DONT WANNA GO THEN EITHERRRR
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I went to a yoga class today. It was entirely old people and I was dying
#I am not strong or flexible man#hurts being the youngest and the least fit#Good for them tho#Doesn’t help that I was extremely sore from yesterday’s workout#my posts#fitness is a lifestyle#fitness#yOga
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Would any of u hear me out if I said stoner Hanzo headcanons could be on the horizon.
#Gonna be a little late on posting but still#makin smth for some blorbos <3#and yes I mean overwatch hanzo#My beloved.....#man I genuinely miss being into overwatch bc while yes there is some hard lore and solid grounding#(a foundation if u will)#it’s still flexible enough u can bend it a little here or there which makes it wonderfully self indulgent from a writing standpoint imo#As u can tell the edible hit. I am a chatty high lmao
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My last job was a small retail business where the staff was like family and we definitely all over-shared with one another. For the longest time, inquiries were posed like "everything okay?" and it felt like I was being looked out for and my boss and manager were people I could rely on. And with some things, I really could.
But then I saw another post basically saying the same thing. Your boss doesn't need to know the 'why'. It didn't really change much for me at first. Eventually I took on a position with more responsibilities and power that was mostly desk work, and that's really when the shift in trust began. When I took the position, I was told that if I had days I needed to work from home that was fine, so long as I still was in store more days than not. This was a privilege that I used rarely, basically whenever I had an appointment that was too far out of the way. Our payroll system only allowed us to clock in/out at the stores (restricted because boss didn't trust people((nuff said)) to not clock in from their phone when running late or something) so I would have to message him my hours if i remembered. (it didn't really matter since I was salaried.)
About a year in, the "work from home if you need" changed to, give me a heads up on the day you stay home. and soon that became you have to get it approved ahead of time. At this point, there were a lot more things causing bad blood on my end, so I would get it approved by my manager and not the main boss. Mind you, I'm only working from home maaaaybe once a month, if that, on average. But probably less. But then I had a week where a lot of things happened that it just made more sense to work from home more days than not. Got it approved with my manager and talked it out with all the employees it might affect. Boss saw it on my time card and freaked the fuck out. Now it's "all work from home must be submitted ahead of time with reason for approval". Never mind that the rest of that pay period, I was in store. Needless to say, I only stuck around as long as I did because my SO got a job offer that'd have us move (7 freaking long months later) the first week of me seriously job hunting shortly after that.
TL;DR- Don't tell your nice bosses. Don't tell your "like family" bosses. it makes it sting more when the professional work place dynamics enable, the work friend facades slip, or the performative "good guy boss" mask cracks. They don't need to know.
Hey here is your friendly reminder to not tell your nice boss stuff.
I’m at the executive management level for my very small company and I have 4 people who report directly to me. I am a nice boss. I’m friendly with my employees, I treat them like professional adults, I actively try to create a positive work environment, and I mentor them and make sure they’re advancing in their careers. I do my best to shield them from the rest of management doing stupid shit. My employees like working for me.
The other day one of my employees came to ask if she could change her hours on Mondays. I said yes immediately because it’s helpful for me to know when she’s here and when she’s not, but as long as she gets her work done I don’t care when and where she does it. She then proceeded to tell me that it was so she could attend therapy and like … I will never use this information but … as a general rule don’t fucking do that.
Do not tell your employer shit about your mental or physical health except for the bare minimum needed to request a reasonable accommodation. Even your nice boss can fire you, even your nice boss can unfairly change your working conditions, and even your nice boss at some point is probably going to face pressure from their superiors.
I’m not saying don’t trust your boss with anything ever. I’m just saying that anytime you are in the workplace you need to keep your private information private. You can still have a good relationship with your boss. Your workplace can still be pleasant. But if it ever feels like disclosing private information is required in order to have a good relationship with your boss, please see that as a red flag.
#he is really a terrible boss#ask my discord girlies#lmao#but don't worry#!!#you can take as many mental health days as you want!#last minute!#nevermind that half of us that needed them were too anxious to use it#since it's a small business and what if they couldn't cover our shift?#because he decided he preferred full time workers#that gave zero flexibility because nobody could risk going over their hours#and we would be short staffed if they didn't work on their normal shifts#so he then expected the salaried staff to do it#with no overtime#I loved my job#and the community surrounding it#but i am so glad i'm not working for that man any more
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ugggggggggghhh
#im learning more and more about myself and i hate it lmao#like i realized the idea of love i have is literally fiction#that doesnt exist irl#and im learning what real relationship and love is and i dont want that lol#so im grieving the life i had envisioned#and the idea of love as a whole#but it just makes me so sad and it makes me sad it took me this long to learn#i didnt know love was such a flexible thing#i dont get the point of loving a man who will leave me if i get sick#or the point of being with a man if i have to hold back all my compliments of others#or what the point would be in getting married when we'll get divorced#i thought love was unconditional which shows my ignorance#now am upset be i know that wont ever be real#and im coping i know how to recondition myself to reshape my beliefs#but it sucks im doing this at 26 and not 12#someone should've told me the same time the told me about santa and dragons being fake lol#ive wasted so much of my life thinking about a partner#so many fantasies that involved love bc i thought it was a real thing most people experienced#here's to no more wasted time and taking care of the only person I'll have for life#me#and making me demisexual was actually cruel#urdtarah complains
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