#it’s still flexible enough u can bend it a little here or there which makes it wonderfully self indulgent from a writing standpoint imo

[saintajax]

Would any of u hear me out if I said stoner Hanzo headcanons could be on the horizon.

[bubble-booty-cuties]

Gym Selfies~! With A New Star~?

Let me start this by saying that if you’re not a part of my server, or actively anyway, you have literally zero context for this, but just so you know, there was a lot of build up to this!

This prompt is about technically my very first “furry” story, staring Rouge The Bat, obviously from Sonic, sue me~! I love Rouge, always have, she’s thicc and beautiful~! So of course, people finally convinced me to write some lewds about her~! Begone all who do not want, but for those who do, get ready for some thicc, twerking slutty bat~!

Here’s her outfit, for those who are curious, I LOVE this pic~!

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The small but thicc bat babe held the kettle bell with both hands as she faced the mirror, both of her feet planted firmly on the ground as sweat dripped down her thicc, curvy, plump body, her breathing deep but even. Slowly, Rouge lowered her positively fat ass down as low as could go, deep in a squat as her thicc, juicy thighs flexed and sweat dripped down her almost bare cheeks from the extensive work out.

Rouge had been there all morning, very early, as she usually liked, mostly cause there was less people, and those who were there were just as dedicated to their body as she was hers, which was always a treat to see~ And considering she was dressed in her favorite gym outfit, a tight pink and white sportbra that barely held back her massive breasts, showing a deep valley of cleavage, a pair of matching sneakers, and nothing but a pink thong covering her sex, she figured anyone waking up early enough to see her earned a bit of a show~

And a show she was giving~ As her ass got as low as could get, her eyes trailed from her own form in the mirror, music blaring in her ears from her earbuds, and instead found the wandering eyes of the one other person in the gym, a large stud covered in tattoos, semi-long hair pulled back, and definitely ripped~ He wasn’t bulky, he was more lean, like a fighter, and the way sweat dripped down her muscular back and chest was just what she liked~

Raising up from her squat, she saw him stare at her ass, I mean, who wouldn’t, it was quite the sight if she did say so herself, and she could see him practically forget what he was doing when she once again squat her fat ass down low, making sure to arch her back a little, safely, and give him an even nicer view~ He was twice her size, handsome, and looked like he could lift her with one arm~ She had to admit she was a little interested~

“You know, if you take a picture it’ll last longer~” Rouge’s voice cut through the relative silence of the gym, making the much larger man jump just slightly at her low, purring voice, his eyes shooting up from her twin, sweat dripping globes to her beautiful, smirking face looking back at him in the mirror, her large, pretty eyes half lidded before she gave him a little wink. “Or maybe you’re more of a ‘hands on experience’ kind of guy~”

Sadly, life wasn’t a porno, and she knew it’d take more then some heavy handed flirting to have him, say, fuck her over that bench over there, and she was proven right when she made the massive man cough into his hand and look away, obviously taken by surprise by her sudden advance, his slight blush cute on such a handsome stud. That’s okay, she liked when they played hard to get~

And the great thing about gyms~? People never wore clothing made to conceal their body, quite the opposite in fact, so when she saw him try and turn his body slightly away to hide the massive fucking snaking bulge down his shorts pant leg, Rouge knew right away that today was going to be exciting~ But, she wasn’t done with her set, so she continued her squats while listening to music, making sure to act like she didn’t see him turn back around to “secretly” stare at her ass again~

Her muscles burned exactly how she wanted them to, and sweat dripped down her cheeks like she was in a photoshoot. Yeah, she was fucking gorgeous~ What, wasn’t she allowed to love herself~? She obviously wasn’t the only one who thought she looked great considering her new nameless friend had gone back to full on staring as she finally finished her workout.

With a breath of relief, she finally dropped the weight into it’s proper place on the rack and grabbed her phone from her bag, music still playing through her cordless earbuds, checking her messages and changing the song with a towel over her neck. All the while she made sure to keep her back to the stud still watching, slowly rocking and shaking her hips to her music knowing he was enjoying the extra jiggle she was showing~ And she had a lot more planned to convince him to come play~

First it was a selfie, slightly bending at the waist and pushing her breasts up for the camera, a nice pouty face, and showing him her fat ass just a bit more, and the camera of course~ Next came turning her back to the mirror to take a few nice pics from the back, showing off just how those sweaty cheeks swallowed up that little pink thong between them~ Some nice captions about Friday night, and the next stage of her plan was in place~

“Well if you’re not going to take any pictures, maybe you could help me with a few instead~?” Suddenly her big beautiful eyes were on the man once again, who was still surprised, but not as much as last time, and she hooked her finger at him for him to come closer, smirking devilishly at him~ “Or better yet, shoot a video for me real fast, wouldn’t you~? I’m sure you’d make a wonderful camera man, you already seem to focus on my best assets~”

“U-Uh, sure, yeah, I can do that..” Was all he said as he suddenly stood up, walking over slowly as if she wouldn’t notice the massive hard-on damn near knocking his knees down his shorts, worse still since standing up straight he was twice her size, her face literally coming up to said bulge as he finally stood in front of her. “So do I use your phone or..?”

Rouge cocked her wide, sultry hips to the side and put her hand on her left hip, looking at the massive throbbing bulge in front of her face before looking up the man’s cut, tatted body appreciatively, before she seductively smiled up at the man without a hint of shame or hesitation.

“And here I thought a guy twice my size could handle all this, guess size doesn’t matter after all~” She purred as she stepped in close and pushed his hips back, walking him back until he sat on the bench she had her gym bag on, right next to the mirror. “Though I’m sure someone as big as you has never had to deal with that before, have you~?”

“Just calm down big guy, just sit back, relax, and make sure it’s recording before you start staring at my ass~ Again~” Rouge stood between the man’s legs proudly and confidently, her massive, bouncy breasts inches above his bulge as she played some music on her phone and handed it over to him, camera at the ready.

The man was stunned, used to some attention from attractive women, sure, but this thicc little bat had him ready with camera in hand to record her ass and he didn’t even know her name. He was overwhelmed, surprised, and harder then he’d ever been in his entire life. Fuck he loved shortstacks. And the moment she turned away and took a few steps forward to give him a fantastic view of that ass, he pressed the record button and the show began.

With some little leg stretching, Rouge started by gently shaking her fat ass side to side, letting those shiny, sweaty, extra fat globes wobble and jiggle a bit while bending forward at the waist, pressing that ass up and out for the camera. This wasn’t the first time she’d shaken her ass for a camera, and it wouldn’t be the last if she had any say in the matter~

With a little show of flexibility, Rouge grabbed her ankles while wagging her massive, lewd hips side to side, rubbing her hands slowly up her long, smooth legs before grabbing her own knees as the bass of the music dropped, her eager camera man moving the cam in closer, and Rouge decided to get to why she had 100K followers~

With a nice hard drop of the music Rouge looked over her shoulder with a grin and a wink and dropped her ass up and down, twerking those massive, shiny globes of meaty ass, bouncing those twin cheeks to the beat while that tiny little pink thong was swallowed up between those hungry mountains of cake~ Those huge, plump, juicy thighs flexed as she twerked like a whore for the camera, sweat dripped down the warm valley of her ass while the camera caught every detail in 4K, she even blew a nice lewd kiss to the camera while she wiggled her little tail~

Both of those cheeks jiggled and rippled with every move she made, and she decided she wanted a little more energy before she got to the main act~! Suddenly, Rouge dropped that fat, bubbly ass down low to the ground, raising her arms above her head and letting those massive cheeks spread apart with every twerk of her wide, slutty hips, showing that little thong for just a second before her cheeks met together in a nice, loud, meaty clap of flesh on flesh, and she couldn’t help but grin at the way her camera man’s cock throbbed and twitched against his shorts~!

Suddenly she dropped on all fours as began twerking that ass faster, bouncing that ass while she was face down ass up, her wings laid out flat at her sides while the camera focused on her extra curvy body, and just as she kept her upper body down, and lifted her ass up high with her toes planted on the ground, Rouge dropped her ass down, her legs in a deep, perfect split as she threw her bubble booty up and down to the music.

“Still getting this, handsome~?” Rouge looked back at the man who was practically drooling, just to get a dumb nod as he once again adjusted his cock in his pants. “Sigh, do I really have to spell this out for you~?”

With a strong flap of her wings, Rouge was once again standing, or, twerking in a nice squat, throwing that jiggly ass in a circle while she clapped her cheeks for the cam, every single inch of that smooth, creamy skin wobbling in HD on the small screen before she that she had enough foreplay~

With a sudden step up onto some dumbbells, Rouge was the perfect hight to back that booty up and drop it down on the stud’s crotch, pressing those warm, meaty, sweaty cheeks against that massive snaking cock through his clothes before beginning her show once again, twerking those wide, slutty, birthing hips like a pro, grinding and rubbing that cock between the hot valley of her ass while she looked back at him with a raised eyebrow, as if daring him to tell her he doesn’t know what it is she’s asking for~

“Oh fuck-!” The man growled but kept that bouncing bubbly booty in frame as it twerked right up on his cock, so close the camera could see the droplets of sweat as the dripped down her cheeks and thighs, down her lower back, and he just couldn’t resist giving those meaty cheeks a nice hard smack~!

“Hmm, you can do it harder then that~!” Rouge grabbed the man’s thighs and began throwing her ass back for him, knowing that her prey was right in her palm, and all she had to do was make sure he couldn’t get away~

Suddenly, the busty bat babe with the bubbly booty reached back and grabbed the waistband of her new lover’s shorts, yanking his shorts down as quick as she could and letting that massive bitch breaker spring free into the open air, thicker then her wrist and so long and heavy it slapped down with a nice weighty, meaty slap between her sweaty asscheeks, and right across her lower back~!

“Son of a bitch-!” The stud could barely handle the view of his massive, veiny, steaming hot cock between those velvety cheeks, or how huge it looked as it went up her lower back, FUCK he loved shortstacks! And the moment the little bat babe started twerking her ass even harder, sandwiching his cock between those hot, slippery cheeks while she bounced her twin globes of meaty ass, milking each and every inch of his cock in long, rough, jiggly grinding bounces, he damn near snapped there!

“Fuck, you are huge~” Rouge was getting excited, she could feel his cock leaking precum between her asscheeks like a leaky faucet as she bounced and twerked her ass on that pole, knowing he was going to split her in fucking half~! She had half a mind to choke on that cock if she wasn’t so hungry for an ass pounding~!

Suddenly, he felt those massive cheeks clap on his cock over and over again while she grinned evilly back at him, and he could only grit his teeth and resist the urge to throw her phone across the room, only barely remembering to record his own cock trapped between those clapping cheeks as they went up and down his cock before they started clapping on the very tip of his cock.

“What do you say we skip the dinner and flowers and skip right to the anal, huh~? I bet you can’t wait to fuck this fat fucking ass~! Stop holding back and-!” Suddenly Rouge felt the man grab her by the wide hips and heard her phone get thrown into her bag, the music following but still audible, and suddenly she felt her entire world turn around before she was bent over the bench the stud was just sat on, her toes reach hard to find the ground before finally finding purchase, just for her to realize she was quite literally bent over with her ass raised as high into the air as she could get it.

She was just about to make some smart ass comment about handling a lady with care when she felt that massive cock slap down between her cheeks again and right across her lower back, reminding her how big the cock about to stuff her ass really was~ The feeling of the massive stud’s hands grabbing her hips reminded her just how much bigger then her he was as well, and she just knew he was gonna fuck her like a fleshlight~!

“It’s about time, I thought I’d have to start sending smoke signals~” Reaching back, Rouge pulled her thong aside and revealed her tiny, needy little puckered asshole right next to the man’s massive bitchbreaker, covering her own little cunt with her hand and looking back hungrily at him with her best set of ‘fuck me’ eyes~ “When I said anal, I meant it~ You better fuck my ass as hard as you can, I wouldn’t want all this to be for nothing~”

The man didn’t even respond, simply giving that extra fat ass a nice hard smack that left a nice red mark on her smooth skin, and Rouge knew her prey wasn’t getting away now even if he wanted to~

Grabbing the edge of the bench, and giving her ass a few more playful bounces to the music, Rouge held on as best she could as the stud grabbed his massive prick with one hand and lined up that massive tip with her tiny asshole, and she could only grit her teeth in pleasure as she felt his strength behind his hips, where he suddenly slammed that cock tip against her little pucker for all of a second before forcing that cock half way into her tiny, needy, slutty little asshole so hard the entire bench rocked along with her body, but he didn’t stop, he was only halfway in, giving her ass another smack and grabbing both hips, he yanked the slutty little bat bitch back and slammed his hips forward until her ass clapped back onto his waist with as much strength as he could muster.

“FUCK~!!” Rouge couldn’t help the yelp of pleasure as she was suddenly stuffed fuller then she could remember, her ass rippling with that nice meaty clap against his hips, and she could only roll her tongue out and her eyes up as she felt his hefty nuts smack her dripping cunt, and they were just starting. Though starting implied a build up, and there was anything but that~

“GRRR!!!” The man snarled as he suddenly yanked his cock out of the tightest little fuck hole he’d ever felt before slamming back in even harder then the first time, then again, and again, yanking his new fleshlight forward and back to meet his thrusts or yanks out to make his slamming twice as hard, and hard it was as suddenly the entire gym was filled with the wild, frantic, meaty clapping of flesh on flesh as he stuffed that slutty little bat as hard as he fucking couldm slamming and pounding that ass and little asshole like a wild animal while she started screaming and squealing in pure, unbridled pleasure~!

“Y-YES~!! YES~!! YEEESSS~!!! OH FUCK YES~!!” Rouge’s entire fucking world rocked and bounced as she was rammed and railed by the massive, strong, wild beast suddenly rearranging her guts with his massive fucking cock, she could barely hear her own squeals over him clapping her cheeks so hard she knew she’d be sore later~! Her perfectly manicured nails dug into the leather of the bench as she tried to desperately hold on for dear life, her shoes barely finding grip on the ground as they slipped here and there sometimes, and the entire steel and leather bench rocked and knocked against the ground, only adding the sounds of the brutal, vicious buttfucking she was getting~!!

And brutal it was, the man’s pace was like a jackhammer as he railed and fucked the little slutty bat’s asshole like a wild beast, just gritting his teeth in a snarl as he took out all his post workout stress on that fat jiggling, rippling ass, even going so far as to smack that fat ass like a stress toy, clapping those cheeks as fast as he fucking could while his nuts dripped with the bat’s dripping juices, even his abs burned from how hard and fast he was slamming that extra fat and slutty ass~!!

“FUCK MY ASS LIKE THE WHORE I AM~!! USE MY ASSHOLE LIKE A FUCKTOY~!” Rouge could barely tell up from down as her things fell to the ground with a clatter, and she couldn’t give a damn~! Her big, beautiful eyes crossed and rolled up as drool dripped down her chin, teeth grit, and she could only squeal like a buttslut getting her fix, cause in that moment, where her entire world rocked and bounced so hard and fast she could feel the bench under her creak with strain, she knew that’s exactly what she was, a needy buttslut getting her fix~!!

Suddenly, Rouge couldn’t hold on at all, as his already brutal and vicious pace double in intensity, and he brutally and frantically railed that extra fat ass so hard and fast it sounded like a drum from how loud he was clapping his hips against that fat, juicy set of cheeks! She couldn’t hold on, but she didn’t need to as he held onto her hips and used her like a fleshlight while she could only stay bent over to take it~!

When she felt him finally snarl and slam in balls deep one final time, Rouge could only scream so loud she was sure every person outside could hear her pretty voice as he roughly slammed in like he owned her little asshole~! And suddenly, Rouge felt the man blow his extra hot, stringy, thick, bubbly load deep in her asshole while he yanked out half way just to continue slamming in to fuck her through his and her climax~!!

And suddenly, he stopped as his last nut was stuffed deep inside her ass, and all the sound in the room stopped besides their pair of heavy breathing, and the sudden wet pop and lewd sounds of his cum pouring out of the slutty bat’s little gaping backdoor~

And just like that, Rouge was satisfied, and the stud laid down on his back, sweat dripping down their bodies, and both completely tired.

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Water washed down the sultry curves of Rouge’s body, down each and every perfect line of her body while she rinsed the rest of her expensive shampoo out of her hair, sighing in deep, lovely relief as she turned off the hot water and stepped out into the gym washroom, gently drying herself off with a beautiful smile.

And once she was finished drying off, slipping on a pair of little booty shorts and a new sports bra, she was perfectly applying her make up once again, winking in the mirror before looking for her phone in her bag, not spotting it, she snapped her fingers in realization. Stepping out of the locker room, Rouge casually strolled up to the still panting ad sweaty man on his back, just to find her phone on the floor next to the bench she was just railed on.

“Hmm~” Rouge picked up her phone, looked down at the strong, muscular, handsome stud, and reached into her bag to pull out a piece of paper and a pen, writing her phone number on it before dropping it next to him.

“That was fun, don’t you think~? Let’s do this again sometime~ Call me~” And just like that she walked away from the scene of the ‘crime’, a sultry sway in her wide, sexy hips while her ass jiggled with every step, already thinking of what to have for lunch while the stud behind her wondered if he could survive doing that again.

Fuck he loves shortstacks..

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i have decided i am now going to blow up your inbox bc i csn i’m sorry codi focnnf

b u t!! anyway i’m going to rambling abt my new dad for all au [whixh was the au i sent you that ask abt]

alrighty so all might is now midoriya’s dad. that’s a thing. i like to think that inko and toshinori were high school sweethearts who broke up after graduation but met again when all might was called to recuse some hostages and inko was one of them!! anywho all might recuses her, they go on a coffee date, realize they’re still in love and start again

they get married and have izuku, who keeps inko’s maiden name [midoriya is now inko’s maiden name bc i do what i want]. he’s the cutest baby who has inko’s green hair, but has one blue and one green eye! [these are /important/] inko and all might talk abt maybe giving izuku all for one when he’s older, but they decide against it bc they don’t know if he’ll have a quirk or not

spoiler!! bitch baby has a quirk!! he gets a quirk that’s so much different than inko’s quirk and !!! ahhh!!! the basic explanation is that all might’s all of one genes mixed and then “corrupt” inko’s like 3 generation quirk-having genes or smth and izu has a very, very complex quirk now. it’s called astron, and astron allows him to fucking astral project into the center of the university and shit chxnc

astron works two different ways: using his blue eye he can project other people into his own personal astral plane and do whatever he wants. while the person’s physical body is still where it was, their mind is in the astral plane. if he uses his green eye, he can project himself to his astral plane and fuck around without consequences!!

[there’s an untold third ability of astron using both of his eyes, but izuku tried doing that when he first got his quirk and immediately fell into a coma for like a month? it was bad and his mind couldn’t handle the stress and dipped lol]

ANYWAY, izuku grows up with a bomb ass quirk and still has his kacchan with him thru his childhood so things are a lot different than canon? the wonder duo are little shitheads together and i love them, they wreck havoc and i love them

i have more ideas for this story but this is all i have for now, codi this is so long i’m sorry i’m blowing up ur inbox 🥺😭

me opening my askbox and seeing the length of this au: holy shit

me reading the actual whole au: HOLY SHIT

AJ I LOVE THIS HIGHKEY!!! I LOVE THE IDEA OF OP DEKU W A FUCKED UP QUIRK JUST TERRIFYING EVERYONE HE COMES ACROSS!!!! heterochromia is SO so good as a character design element and i LOVE THE WAY THIS IS IMPLEMENTED YELLS. I WANNA DRAW THIS SO BAD!!! THIS LOOKS SO COOL

(serious writing/plot below - blood and vomit mention)

oh god and now im imagining deku like. being this extremely feral and annoying lil shit whos extremely powerful and now bakugous got someone on his level so hes a lot more humble as hes growing up but also him and deku are the?? BESTEST OF FRIENDS. and i imagine when bakugou is being a little shit deku just. astral projects him out of his body for a while and apologizes to whoever kacchan yelled at LMFAO---bakugou comes back to his body and is all like “....fucks sake stop doing that”

AND THEN omfgkjfds imagine morally grey deku who does whatever he can to win?? he knew he wouldnt get into UAs hero course fair and square (all might offered him a recommendation but he declined because he wanted to get there on his own with kacchan) because robots didnt have souls he could astral project so he practices his quirks limits like YEARS prior and he tells bakugou about it but never rlly shows him but on the day of the entrance exam?

he shows up. everything goes as normal and he finishes the written exams and then moves on to the practical exam (still seperated from kacchan like in canon) and like. Every one goes dashing forward and deku doesnt really try to beat anyone. He waits until theyre all in the center engaging with robots when he walks to the center of the room.

and he sees the zero pointer in the distance.

“THE ZERO-POINTER’S HERE!” He yells and points at the gigantic mech heading their way. All at once everyone’s heads whip up to catch sight of the robot, enraptured by its sheer size and power. 

As they all look to one direction, Deku makes eye contact with them and smiles.

All at once, every single participant in the area goes limp. Astron throws their souls into the astral plane with little fanfare and everyone watches in awe and annoyance as their bodies uselessly crumple to the ground from the outside. The green-haired boy is suddenly given free reigns of the arena and they seethe as one by one he deactivates or disables robots that were once under their purview.

(What some of the smarter ones notice however, is the way he seems to be leaving some stray 3 pointers untouched... almost as if he was doing the calculations in his head as he goes... on how to ensure the number one spot while others can still score points...?)

One by one however, they start struggling and reaching to reconnect with their bodies. Their gleaming bright souls bob up and down with frenzied energy and Deku feels it. He feels it like itches on his skin and goosebumps that turn into hills that dance up and down his back. He feels it like he feels his limit reaching.

Its still around 10 minutes though before he actually loses control and everyone comes back to their bodies. His quirk times out and almost like its angry, the astral plane takes his body in exchange for the dozens he kept in there. He gets sucked through and passes out while everyone else runs and destroys the remaining bots. It doesn’t matter though, because he knows he’s racked up enough points to stay on top. He lets himself rest and observes the blue-haired tall guy with engines who contemplates carrying Deku’s body to safety.

Until, he sees her.

Just under some rubble and very close to getting crushed by the Zero-Pointer’s foot, Deku spots a brown-haired young girl that he recalls has some kind of floating quirk. He sees as everyone runs past her, prioritizing their own safety instead of hers.

He makes a decision.

Quickly--recklessly, a familiar gruff voice says in his ear--he forces himself back into his body and looks around. He runs to the girl and attempts to dig her out from the rubble before she gets crushed. The robot comes ever closer.

Using the little strength and flexibility he’s learnt from years of sparring with Kacchan, Deku abandons her in favor of climbing up the broken concrete and metal to meet the robot’s visor. He knows he won’t save her by digging her out of there, but by god is he gonna let her get injured without a fight. These robots weren’t designed to kill, but they were designed to destroy.

Focus. Focus and listen to what’s around you, Izu-kun.

The world around him reduces to tunnel-vision and suddenly Deku is face to face with the Zero-Pointer. It stops, as if calculating how to discard of Deku without hurting him severely with its own strength.

Everything has life in it. You only need to focus and look for it.

Izuku Midoriya looks at the robot.

In a whirlwind of blue and green, he reaches inside of himself and searches for life. Cold steel and hard-wired code meet his gaze and he plunges even deeper. 

Focus.

Then all at once, everything in his visions snaps into sudden clarity, like he’s never seen before. He feels everything. Sees Everything. Smells, tastes, hears--and he hears how the metal beneath him bends and groans. He feels how it winces and shudders. He sees it as it opens its maw and its visor bends in a facsimile of eyes, pleading him as if asking how?

The robot beneath him comes to life and stumbles back.

Quickly, he scrambles to the nearest ledge which happens to be a broken support beam. Distantly, he thinks he feels his arm being sliced open on the edge of it and the warmth of blood streaming down his side as he nearly falls. 

“HEY! YOU WITH THE ENGINES!” He hoarsely screams to the still remaining, slack-jawed contestants. “I CAN’T KEEP THE ZERO POINTER DOWN FOR LONG! GO HELP THE GIRL AND TAKE HER TO SAFETY NOW!”

With a sudden burst of energy, the fellow participants start taking others out from the rubble while the blue-haired boy helps the brunette he was protecting earlier. As he watches them clear the rubble to drag her out, he feels a pang.

Who am I? a lost voice calls out. It’s raspy and almost-robotic sounding and only he can hear it. Where am I? What am I?

And Deku’s vision flickers.

In and out, he sees flashes through eyes that aren’t his. He hears voices that are simultaneously faraway and way too close for comfort. The world tugs at the sides of his perspective and a strain is pulling at the back of his head tearing his brain to shreds. He doesn’t know what he’s focusing or straining on, except that its working and keeping the zero-pointer down.

He grits his teeth. “Hurry the hell up! i can’t do this any longer--”

Bursts of pain appear behind his mismatched eyes and he wants to scream so bad and if he were looking any clearer he’d see the way that the zero-pointer thrashes on the ground in time with the pounding on his skull. Bile crawls up the back of his throat and Deku screams.

“SHE’S CLEAR! YOU CAN LET GO NOW, MIDORIYA-SAN.”

Izuku lets go and his vision goes black.

[allthefilmsiveseenforfree]

Teen Witch

Controversial opinion: stories about witches are the best stories. Just look at WandaVision - bitches ate that UP because it’s about WITCHES, which means it’s ultimately about loss and trauma and female (literal) empowerment in the face of those tragedies (and I mean there’s some complicated stuff in there about inflicting trauma upon others, even accidentally, and that’s kind of a witch thing too). And Sabrina is all well and good and everything, but what if you want your witch story to be a little less Dark Arts and a little more candy-coated? Have I got the film for you! Wes requested Teen Witch as part of his quest to expand my cheesy 80s cult classic knowledge, and boy did this one deliver. How 80s-tastic are we talking? Well...

The basic story is this: Louise (Robyn Lively) is a typical teen girl who occupies the nerd level of the high school hierarchy. You know the type - soft-spoken, nerdy best friend, has a crush on the cutest guy in school (Dan Gauthier), made fun of in gym class by all the cheerleaders. One day she crashes her bike in front of a psychic’s home/place of business and goes inside to use the phone, but gets her palm read first. The psychic, named Madame Serena, (Zelda Rubenstein, playing, I’m assuming, herself) tells her she will soon come into some witchy powers on her 16th birthday. When Louise’s birthday rolls around, you guessed it - witching aplenty. She gets the popularity, she gets the cute guy, she ditches her nerdy friend; it’s basically The Princess Diaries without Queen Julie Andrews. But then, y’know, she learns a valuable lesson about the high price of popularity and how important it is to be true to yourse--wait, no she doesn’t, she takes off her magic necklace and smooches with the boy she likes at the school dance and that’s how it ends.

Some thoughts:

This slow motion credit sequence is incredible. See, we just don’t have this anymore, where the movie starts and you have no fucking idea what’s going on. The 80s really knew how to draw an audience in. Is this a dream? Is this a music video? No one knows! That’s why it’s exciting!

Why are tv and movies so obsessed with a completely made-up depiction of what takes place outside a high school’s entrance before the first bell? Apparently there’s a busker festival going on at this high school every day - there’s guys doing BMX tricks, an all white rap group, I think I saw some jugglers.

I’ve actually taught in both middle and high school, so I know this English teacher (Shelley Berman) wouldn’t be fired for being such a shitty teacher, but he should be. 

Is this like...a musical? First there was the terrible rapping, now there are cheerleaders doing “the new cheer” which is literally a song just saying “I...LIKE...BOYS!” and there’s a dance routine on top of lockers - there’s a lot of towel choreography. It feels like a musical in the sense that it’s nonsensical, but I don’t actually think it IS a musical. Genre-defying!

It’s kinda creepy that Louise is watching an extended montage of Brad (Gauthier) working out shirtless from the shadows but like...same, girl. Damn, Brad.

Aw, at least Brad is reasonably nice. Louise, show some backbone! You shouldn’t have been too proud to let him drive you home after he ran you off the road on your bike accidentally!

I am just mystified by the market for roles that were appropriate for Zelda Rubenstein in the 80s. What is this niche? Which came first, Zelda Rubenstein, or these characters? 

I am also mystified by this gremliny little brother (Joshua John Miller) who seems to be obsessed with eating cake and never washing his hair. He’s like a goblin trapped in a diminutive nonbinary body made of pizza and spite. [ETA: I now feel a little bad for finding him so repellent in this, as the actor wrote one of my favorite meta horror movies, The Final Girls, in 2015. So at least he grew up and made something cool of himself.]

OMFG did Brad just hit the soda machine for her like the fucking Fonz? 

There is (temporarily) a Very Good Dog who is not harmed in any way.

In what universe does Louise see what her date, David (Jared Chandler), is wearing and be like “he’s such a geek” when she looks like an extra from Leave it to Beaver. 

The DJ just said “OK guys, grab your wallets, it’s a slow song.” What...does that even mean? Is he implying that slow dances are expensive? Ooh or even more nefarious, that there’s a rampant pickpocketing problem during slow dances?

Did Louise...just imply that the number of light years away a star is dictates how soon a wish you make on that star would come true? Listen. I’m no astrophysicist. But I have read enough Neil Degrasse Tyson tweets to know that that’s not how any of this works. 

OK I take back what I said, David is a fucking CREEP. Drag his ass, Louise. However, I think she may have straight up murdered him by making him disappear. David is never seen or heard from again in this film. 

Obsessed with the dad’s sweaters both because they are ridiculous and because he is the lesser Darren from the original Bewitched. 

It feels weird that Louise’s revenge involves forcing Mr. Weaver to take his clothes off in front of the class.Who wants that? Like I get that it’s humiliating for him, but really, you’re only punishing yourself here Louise. 

There is a rap-off that is meant to convey electric sexual tension between two nerdy ass white kids. 

I don’t know what it was like at your school, but I can tell you for sure that at my high school no one ever applauded when the most popular girl in school walked into the classroom like she’s Kramer making an entrance on Seinfeld.

Why is Brad taking her to an abandoned house in the middle of nowhere? And why is she wearing heels?

Oh god she took the heels off and now she’s barefoot in this decrepit house, that’s so much worse! TETANUS EXISTS LOUISE.

Wait are they going to fuck in the abandoned house? Brad has a girlfriend! You brought heels, but did you bring condoms?? I guess she has bigger concerns than tetanus now. Also I feel so bad for these actors, they are both DRIPPING sweat. That must have been a miserable shoot.

I’ve said this before, but the 80s were such an incredible time for himbo fashion. Crop tops, those tank tops with the giant holes for the arms, teeny little basketball shorts. In the 90s all we had were JNCOs and weirdly “urbanized” Looney Tunes characters on baggy t-shirts. Gen X has no idea how good they had it re: male fashion. 

I’m genuinely obsessed with the idea that popularity means the school just has banners all over that say “LOUISE” and she gets like, cards and fan mail that say “Louise U R the best.” This feels like if you ask a kindergartner what being popular means.

Madame Serena just said “the real magic is believing in yourself” which is exactly what Louise’s dad said like 15 minutes ago, but I guess he wasn’t a 3-foot-tall witch so no one paid attention when he said it. 

Y’know for an 80s prom outfit, Louise’s dress is pretty cute. 

I cannot stress enough that Brad’s girlfriend is at this dance while he and Louise are kissing! Does no one care? Were high school attitudes toward monogamy just way more flexible in the 80s? 

Did I Cry? Shyeah, right. 

This is such an odd, mostly charming, but wildly perplexing little movie. There was no antagonist or real conflict here, at all. Louise barely struggles with any sort of tension or remorse about having her powers and what it means for her life, she just kind of decides at the end that she’s over it, and she still gets the guy and no actual negative consequences from bending the entire school to her will for the past few months. I mean, in The Craft, when people use magic for their own gains, other people fucking DIE. I was definitely entertained, but a lot of it was due to me saying, “What? How? What?” loudly at the screen. I can see how this has gained a cult following in much the same way that other oddball 80s fare like Better Off Dead or Girls Just Wanna Have Fun did. Watch it once, then watch it again while you get drunk with your friends (in a post-Covid world, obviously) and you’ll probably have a pretty great time. 

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[burgerkang000]

Helplessly oblivious

wow i do not know what to name this so if u have suggestions ill take them

You were all scattered in random places of the living room, waiting for take out to arrive, since none of you really cooked.

Once it arrived it was a mess of bright coloured hairs walking around setting the table, and you being the youngest had an advantage, so you sit back and watch your friends struggle to not break the cutlery as they set the table.

And after it was all done, you slowly slip in and butt into a conversation about slippers with Mingi and Jongho, completely oblivious to what the others were talking about because, you’d be damned if furry slippers weren’t the cosiest.

You’d been so absorbed into the conversation, you think at one point you’re spoon full of food hit your cheek but you merely brushed it away, before you tell Mingi that boots are absurd.

You were in the middle of telling Mingi and Jongho that it  was unfair they get to argue, since they have never worn heels, when a warm hand envelopes yours, and you falter a bit mid-rant, before finishing your sentence and discreetly looking at San, who was engaged in a conversation with Yeosang. And you stare at him until he looks at you and you give him the scariest looking glare you can muster and he just smirks and turns away.

You’ve been a relationship with San for a month now, but you both haven’t got around to telling the seven oblivious idiots sitting around you, and if someone bends down to pick something up, they’ll definitely see your hands together and freak out. Maybe the thrill of it, the exciting feeling of maybe getting caught and finally stop acting is the reason why you thread your fingers back and squeeze, to which San might have chocked.

And you continue the rest of dinner with both of your hands entangled and casually playing with each other’s fingers and rings. You only part when you made Mingi and Jongho agree to go shopping for heels, so that the debate can be fair. Nobody noticed the holding hands though and you briefly wonder when these idiots are going to find out, you’ll have to tell them yourselves this way, but where’s the fun in that?

And you leave the dorm and San walks you home, hand still held in his and he kisses you goodbye.

---

Mingi and Jongho were very reluctant when you showed up the next day enthusiastically and dragged their sorry asses out of bed to buy different kinds of shoes. What you mean by different kinds of shoes are heals for the boys, you yourself have never worn heels, but what they don’t know can’t hurt them and either way it’s not like they look at your feet every day to see what you’re wearing.

And you get in the car and drag San along too, since it’s only fair to have a referee who isn’t biased. Ok, so maybe San is biased towards you, that’s exactly why you brought him here.

And you enter the shoe store and politely refuse the clerk who asks if you need help. You’re not letting marketing strategies cloud your judgements and stray further from you’re debate that you intend to win.

Yes, this is that serious.

Jongho an Mingi were browsing through heels and you were browsing through boots, the plan was to pick a pair of boots, heels, fuzzy slippers and converse and buy the same one but different sizes that suite all of you.

And you look at all the boots lined up and gulp.

Time to pick, one of the hardest things to do.

And when your eyes were scanning the selection of boots, and you didn’t really find anything eye-catching when familiar warmth engulfed your hand. And it was a relief in the overly air conditioned store and you shuffle backwards towards the source of warmth, and lean onto his body, he noses at the crook of your neck and you both giggle, you continue browsing through boots and finally pick one, and then you move forward to pick converse tops and walk through the isles holding hands and peeking at each other, Jongho and Mingi were in some other part of the store, and you’re lucky they haven’t seen you both yet, or are you?

Finally all of you are done buying shoes and you drive back home, and as Mingi and Jongho shuffle out of the car, San leans over from the driver’s side and gives you a peck, which goes un noticed by the idiots now waiting for you to get out to test the shoes. You glare pointedly at San who gives you a cheeky grin and you suddenly want to peck him too, but you reluctantly get out the car and wave him goodbye.

Besides, you have an argument to win.

---

Nobody won the argument in the end, converse high won in the end, it was oddly flexible and fit, and everyone went back home sulky.

Today was movie night and everyone was scattered around the couch most of them were pushed onto the floor, and Mingi was out like a light.

San was holding your hand again, and you were leaning onto his shoulder, snuggling into his warm body, and you whisper to him.

“When are these idiots finally going to notice?” He leans closer to your ear and says,

“Who knows?”                                  

You hum and turn back to the movie. But soon enough you were bored, and you turn to San and say-

“Can we like, make-out right now?”

He gapes at you, wide eyed and blinks.

“Can I ask why?” You shift uncomfortably, this has been on your mind for a while, what if you and San never get around to telling the others and it’s too late and they get hurt, don’t these idiots deserve to know? What if you’re playing a bit too much for a reaction that you might not get?

“Want them to notice, I guess?”

He coos at you as you voice out your worry, and by the end of it you’re distressed, there might be tears at the corner of your eyes.

Thankfully San whispers sweet reassurances and then when he deemed you reassured enough, he decides to change the mood.

“We could fuck right here and they’d barely notice” He wiggles his eyebrows and leans closer.

“Just admit you’re horny.”

You groan and roll your eyes, before you can respond, San grabs your chin, and his lips clash onto yours, your arms circle round his neck and you move onto his lap, despite being accused of being horny, which you were, you were actually curious if they would notice, or you could confirm their lack of brain cells and eyesight, maybe even their ability to hear, considering the noises you might be making. And you try to peek, but you were facing the other way, practically straddling San, so all you could see was his large dumb face. You break the kiss for a second to look around, but no one has even batted an eye from the screen, Jongho and Yeosang were gaping at the television, taking turns to grab the popcorn from the bowl that was fixed between them, Mingi was on the floor sprawled like a starfish, knocked out. Seonghwa had his head resting on Hongjoong’s shoulder and his eyes were glossed over from whatever was on the screen. Yunho and Wooyoung were animatedly talking, with hand gestures and stuff; you groan and deflate into San’s shirt.

San sighs and says,

“If I hadn’t known you better, I would have thought you have a public-sex kink”

You hit his arm, but your hand more like flopped on top of his shoulder and rested there.

You hide your face at his shoulder and whine.

San sighs yet again before he tells you to get off his laugh because you’re “heavy” and asks Jongho to pass the remote. You cross your arms across your chest; admittedly a little hurt and look away.

Jongho spews a lot of threats, threats that he will take action on if San changes the show.

San replies with how he isn’t wearing his glasses and he just wants to adjust the brightness for his sensitive eyes, Jongho makes sure everyone, except Mingi, knows that San is the one with the remote and finally hands it to him.

And instead of adjusting the brightness, he grabs you by the waist and pulls you onto his lap, you were too stunned to close your eyes and he crashes his lips onto yours, literally, and you watch as he grabs the remote and dramatically press the power button.

Oh, Ohhhh. Realisation dawns on you, and you finally close your eyes and relax into the kiss, as San’s name was being yelled and protests were being thrown for the television being switched off, and total silence was followed after that, and finally you hear the chaos.

“Yeah, Choi San, you’re taking her innocence away”

You hear someone snort and say “She doesn’t have any innocence to be taken”

“ARE YOU GUYS DATING”

“ARE YOU GUYS KISSING”

“What?”

“WHAT?”

“WHAT IS HAPPENING”

“STOP MAKING OUT”

“WE DON’T WANNA SEE THAT”

“NOOOOOOOOOO!”

“PLEASE DON’T HAVE SEX HERE”

And you finally pull away from the grin that has grown onto your face. And then you wave like you’re on a TV show and drag San away with you and let them die from curiosity. But you San isn’t that cold-hearted, he tugs at your wrist near the doorway, and he pouts, you sigh.

“Fine”

“SHE’S MY GIRLFREIND, WE’VE BEEN TRYING TO SHOW YOU THAT FOR A MONTH!” he screams and you wince at how loud that was.

This of course caused more chaos on the other side.

No one says anything for a while except for the occasional exclamation of disbelief

Finally, Hongjoong asks “Why can’t you tell us that like normal people”

“WHERE IS THE FUN IN THAT?”

“YOU’RE NOT READY TO TELL US, SO YOU SHOW US?” asks Jongho.

“WHO SAYS WE WEREN’T READY TO TELL YOU?”

.

.

It’s gonna be a long night, but on the bright side Mingi is still knocked out.

[nonbinarybrainstorm]

I saw request are open! could u write about Rodimus being lavished ( preferably via valve) by his bot s/o after Mabye a hard day or Mabye he’s feeling down and believes his a failure as a captain and that S/o could do better with someone els? I think roddy is probs insecure and want his s/o to love him and show him that roddy is what they want. Keep up the good work!! It’s amazing and I love reading what you write!!

Hi! Sorry that it’s been forever! But here you go! Hope you like!

They knew something was wrong the moment they walked into the room. Rodimus lays on their berth while throwing a ball up into the air and catching it expertly over and over with that frown of his that he has whenever he feels like the world is slipping from him. Walking up to the berth, they lay down next to him, stretching out their tired joints after a very long shift and Rodimus stops his small game of catch but doesn’t look over. They sigh and turn on their side, bringing one hand up to gently stroke the side of Rodimus’ face so he finally looks at them, his optics dim.

“Did something happen?” they ask him while keeping a gentle, soothing rhythm against his faceplate.

Rodimus shakes his head and moves onto his side as he lets the ball roll away and onto the floor.

“Just thinking,” he murmurs, not meeting their optics.

“About what?” they let their hand fall to his shoulder as he just shakes his head, “Come on, Roddy. Please? What’s got you down?”

Rodimus thinks for a moment, letting his head loll back and he lets out a sharp vent of air. He looks at them sorrowfully, taking them in as he thinks.

“Just bad thoughts,” he confesses quietly. “That I’m not worthy,” he lets out a tired groan as he stretches his spinal strut, “You’re wonderful, you know. I don’t what I did to deserve you because I’m just such a failure. I mean… I can’t help but think that, that you would be happier with another.”

They feel their spark drop a little at Rodimus’ words and sit up just enough so they can plant a gentle kiss on his helm. Rodimus shutters his optics at the feeling and cups their face just to feel them, to assure himself of their nearness.

“Roddy,” they whisper and he opens his optics to look at them, “You have no idea how wonderful you are. You’re so determined, brave, heartfelt, and, above all, kind.”

His face turns to despair with desire burning in his eyes, a desire to believe them that’s so desperate it hurts.

“There’s no one else for me,” they kiss his cheek then his nasal ridge, “I love you so much.”

They dip their head down to kiss him, lips meshing with his sweetly and they feel his familiar warmth from his frame that’s all power and speed. They pull away slowly, the sensation lingering on their lips like a dream.

“You care so deeply for everyone,” they insist, tucking their helm in the crook of Rodimus’ neck to breath him in, steel and sweetly scented wax overcoming their senses, “A bad captain wouldn’t care and you care even more than those titled the best. You are everything and more that this ship needs.”

“I’ve made so many mistakes,” Rodimus’ hands tighten on their plating and his voice comes out almost too soft to hear.

“As have I just as everyone else has,” they kiss just under his jaw as they continue, “We can’t go through life without making mistakes. You’ve taken on responsibilities that no one else would have the courage to so your mistakes weigh on you more.”

“I…” Rodimus makes a choked off sound and curls around them, “I still can’t believe it. I can’t believe this is real: what I have with you.”

They hum thoughtfully then pull away to loom over him, balancing on their hands.

“Will you let me show you how much I want you? Maybe help reassure you a little,” their words come out heavy, all too affected by the sheer presence of Rodimus and they watch as color rises to Rodimus’ face as his optics brighten at their words.

Mutely, Rodimus gives a jerky nod and they kiss him eagerly, all heat and glossa as they taste him. They break the kiss to move down his chest with little swipes of their glossa in seams making Rodimus jerk and gasp as they trail their hands down his sides, plucking wires just between wider seams. Landing on his hips, they squeeze the more flexible plating there as they press their mouth against his modesty panel and he begins venting hard, cooling fans already on full blast from the attention from their well-practiced hands and glossa. They moan into the panel and Rodimus chokes off a vulnerable sound. Eager to continue, Rodimus lets his panel transform away revealing his valve that’s pulsing gently with red lights between the creamy orange mesh. They kiss his thigh and lick a slow line along the side of his valve earning a frustrated grown from Rodimus. They laugh a little, imagining the cute, little, accusatory glare they were surely getting then hum long and low on the plating where his thigh meets his codpiece and Rodimus’ hips twitch up. Continuing over, they swirl their glossa around Rodimus’ pulsing anterior node and grip his thighs as his pedes come curling up as his charge begins to heighten.

They lick up between his folds, feeling the give of the plush mesh, stopping at his node to suck on it gently as they grip his thighs tighter, kneading between the seams with careful strokes. Rodimus makes a soft, broken sound and his hands come to the sides of their helm and tug them towards him. They get the memo and delve their glossa in further to lick around his entrance, tasting the lubricant that’s starting to coat his valve and feeling his thighs twitch in their hands. He’s as impatient as ever, wanting every piece of contact he can get with their glossa as they lick over nodes before coming back up to lave his anterior node, feeling get hotter and hotter in their mouth. They hum low over his array getting him to whine and out of the corner of their optic they watch his hand tighten on the edge of the berth. As they continue to mercilessly suck and lick his node, they look up to watch his face, his optics screwed shut and mouth agape in heady pants that are time with each lick.

Suddenly, they’re pulled away from his valve as Rodimus sits up and curls down to kiss them messily, tasting himself on their tongue and sending them into a dizzy spiral. Then he breaks the kiss, leaving them breathless and heavily venting in air, their fans buzzing with the speed at which they’re spinning.

“I want you inside me,” his voice is breathy and low as each word rolls off his glossa.

They push themself up and gently nudge Rodimus back onto the berth, “Anything for you, darling.”

Their pressurized spike slides easily between Rodimus’ slick folds and over his anterior node as they rock their hips.

“You’re so beautiful,” they say in a hush as they continue to cover their spike in his lubricant, enjoying each gasp he makes whenever one of the ridges on their spike rubs against his node. 

Rodimus gives a throaty moan and reaches out a hand that they take and intertwine their fingers before giving it a kiss.

“You said you wonder how you could deserve me? There is nothing more you could do. You’re everything,” they gasp over his hands as they lose themself in the feeling of Rodimus under them, “What more could I ask for? You smile despite the odds as you lead us through trials that lesser mechs would falter at. You have so much love in your spark it’s an absolute wonder and more than worthy of the matrix and more. You forgive that which others could never begin to let go. You are my Prime, my spark, my love, and my life.”

Rodimus writhes beneath them and hides his face in the bend of his free arm, his face glowing bright with the energon flooding to his cheeks. They lift up one of his thighs and hook it over their hip as they line up their spike to his entrance before beginning to push in slowly. His hand tightens around their own as a throaty moan draws from him, deep and low in his chest.

“You are the bravest mech I have ever known,” they gasp as they push further in, feeling Rodimus’ valve squeeze around their spike at the praise, “You’ve faced horrors that would make other mechs go mad and came out singing. You’re a legend and I can’t believe out of all the mechs in the universe it got to be me, here, with you.”

Rodimus gasps and pulls them closer, wrapping both of his legs around them. They push in all the way to the hilt and rock their hips against him, panting and moaning, and they feel like they could melt in the blissful heat of Rodimus’ valve. Rodimus looks up at them out from the safety of his arm, his optics ablaze and lip caught between his denta as he tries to fruitlessly hold back the deep moans in his intake.

Rodimus vents in shakily and almost too quietly to hear, says, “Frag me.”

They swallow over the lump in their intake, struck by the very appealing of a completely undone Rodimus right in front of them. Not one to disappoint the love of their life, they release his hand to settle both of their hands on his hips and slowly drags their spike out to push it back in just a slowly. Rodimus’ hands come to tighten on theirs a quiet whimper breaking the air. They pull out just as slowly as before but shove their spike in roughly making Rodimus throw his helm back in a wordless shout and keeps it there as they continue their slow but rough pace, shaking his frame with each thrust in. Gradually, they speed up, their thrusts remaining rough. Eventually, Rodimus looks back up to them, too lost in the heady charge building between them to form words as they continue to thrust into his slick valve, stretching him over and over. Wanting to taste those lips again, they slow just enough so that they can lean over Rodimus, one of his hands in theirs. They kiss him slow and sweetly, mapping every part of his mouth with their glossa before breaking the kiss with a gasp. Tucking their helm in the crook of his neck, they murmur words like “wonderful”, “beautiful”, and “divine”. It becomes all too much for Rodimus and he clutches their helm as he overloads around their spike drawing them along with him so they’re spilling hot transfluid into his valve with every thrust.

Everything slows to halt and all there is is the sound of cooling fans and heavy vents as their frames cool down after their intense shared overload. They pepper lazy kisses over Rodimus’ intake, cheek, and helm, their spike still seated in his valve, reveling in the warmth of his frame. As they begin to extract themself, Rodimus quickly tightens his legs around their hips and wraps his arms around them in a tight hold.

“Just one moment,” Rodimus says into the crook of their pauldron, “Just one moment, I need you here.”

They smile as they let out an endeared sigh and kiss the top of his helm, “Anything for you, Rodimus.”

[aurora-the-kunoichi]

Well I acc had an idea: the reader is confused about who she likes (Raph or Leo) but both of them confront her (like individually) and she has to like “choose” between them and it’s kind of like angst. U can choose the outcome and the ending. Or if this sounds boring (sorry lol😂) then can u do a Leo nsfw? ❤️❤️❤️ I know whatever u will do is awesome🥰🥰💓💓

Here you go Nonny, a little angst with Raph and Leo, sorry it took so long to write. I hope you like it!

Tension was thick in the lair, hot smoldering tension and itwas about to come to a head. The aftermath wasinevitable and it would changeyour life forever.

It started several weeks ago on a regular night down in thelair, it was Mikey’s turn to pick the game for the week and his little overachieving ass picked twister. The youngest was the most flexible of the fourbrothers which made him usually the winner of this particular game. But you hadbeen doing yoga, stretching yourself to your limits because you knew theprankster would pick this game and you were going to win tonight. Boy,xser wereyou wrong.

Donnie laid down the custom made matte he had devised so fourgiant mutant turtles could play without tearing it up with their immenseweights. It had taken him a few tries but this one had held up to the taskpretty well. The genius admired the thing each time he set it up mentallygiving himself a high five. He had modified it of course; no longer theoriginal colors but gave the dots their mask colors and updated the spinnerwith their faces for the prompts. What a clever turtle he was.

Mikey hopped around on the other side of the mattestretching and smiling like he had already won puckering his lips in playfulkisses. That sweet muscle bound terrapin was in for a surprise. By the timeDonnie had set everything up, Splinter had set himself down in his chair takingthe spinner in hand. He was always the designated spinner because his bodycould no longer bend in the ways that was required to play the silly game.

Your enthusiasm matched the orange banded turtle and youcopied him stretching your muscles loosening them up. You bent over touchingyour toes getting your head as far through your legs as possible beforetoppling over when you saw the familiar feet of Leonardo and Raphael. They wereso close you could feel their combined heat through your leggings. Youswallowed the sudden lump in your throat and slowly stood back up turning toface the two towering alphas.

You could see both their eyes trail over you, lingeringlonger than usual. It was making your feel a little light headed, and you couldfeel the blood rush to several specific places in your body. Damn it, why didyou have to feel this way. The game momentarily forgotten you set your hands onyour hips trying not to look intimidated but you knew you were failingmiserably.

When it came to Leo and Raph you always seemed torn betweenthe two. Despite all four of the brothers being ridiculously attractive youfound yourself drawn to the two big alphas. Strong, alluring and dominate youfelt like snack to the two large males, and you just couldn’t help yourselfwhen it came to them. Like a moth to the flame you were doomed to burn andthere was nothing you could do to stop it.

“You look a little more loose than usual, think you’re gonnabeat knucklehead at twister today?” Raphael chuckled pushing a stray strand ofhair from your face and behind your ear with deliberate care.

The unexpected touch of his green knuckle sent goose bumpsrushing across your skin. You tried desperately not to let him see how histouch affected you. That would mean you might need to come to terms with yourfeelings for them and choose if something came of it.

Out of the corner of your eye you saw Leo eye the red bruteas if disapproving of the small contact he just had with you. Could it be, wasthere a hint of jealously in those blue pools?

As if taking his cue from Raphael, Leonardo moved a bit infrom of his muscle-bound brother and placed one hand on your shoulder and theother on your hip. With little effort on his part the leader in blue spun youaround facing the matte once more and leaned down his mouth ghosting over yourear.

“You’ll have to get past me if you wanna win this game.”

Leo’s voice was usually calm, collected like a steady river,but today something was different. There was a dark tone to it, like it camefrom deep within his diaphragm vibrating up his chest promising somethingsinful in its wake. You even felt his large hand on your hip squeeze gently andthe combination of both left you pressing your knees together trying to tamethe fire that had suddenly ignited.

Both of them were playing at something, teasing, testing,whatever it was it was working, and you had to get your body uncontrol or thiswas going to be a very short game of twister for you. The way they were actingmade the hair on the back of your neck stand on end. Something had shifted inyour relationship unexpectedly and you were trying to figure out if it was agood thing or a bad thing. Being in close quarters with the two eldest turtleswas going to be difficult enough but being pressed up against them flesh toflesh was going to be delicious torture.

Shortly after Splinter had announced the start of the gameyou found yourself in the middle of the four turtles, bent over, practicallyunder Raphael straining to keep your left hand on a purple dot and your rightfoot on an orange. This larger matte was not helpful for your human form. Yourface was inches from Raphael’s groin and the heady scent he was giving off wasdriving you up the wall. It made the fire slowly growing at the apex of yourthighs burn hotter, you could actually feel the moister start to pool on thesoft fabric of your underwear.

“Left hand on Leo.” The amused voice of splinter came overhead giving the next move and you groaned. Blue was on the other side of thematte which meant you needed to be in a more compromising position then youalready were.

As Donnie tried to move his long arms to the next dot theygot caught up under Mikey and the genius tumbled to the matte with a defeatedgrowl.

“Sorry Donnie, maybe next time.” Mikey chuckled moving nexteasing his way around Raphael’s shell placing his left hand on an open bluedot.

Next you moved, inching under Raphael a little more,stretching your arm out getting your finger tips to the blue dot and grinned,you did it. The large body above you started to move and you turned your headwatching the corded muscles running up his side flex smoothly under his greenskin. You even heard him made a guttural sound in his chest stretching hislarge body as far as it would go just to reach his intended target.

With a sigh of relief, the large brute settled and then youfelt another weight shift and slid effortlessly over the back of you. Thebreath in your lungs caught feeling the plastron belonging to Leonardo glideover the thin fabric of your shirt and the scent of him invade your senses. Hewas nearly on top of you and you could feel the heat radiating off of him.

“Excuse me.” He whispered pressing down a little more thanhe needed too making you grunt trying to support both your weights.

They were both so close, both their scents engulfing you,the heat making you quake, you didn’t know how more you could take, you werepositively soaking now. Suddenly the atmosphere changed and you could hear Leoscent the air followed by Raph and the sound that came from them both wasunexpected and rough sending a jolt of energy straight through you. Could theytell how unbelievably turned on you were by just your scent? They were animalsin every sense of the word, so it was more than possible.

When you noticed their breathing pick up and their hipsshift, it confirmed your suspicion; the strong scent ofyour arousal was affecting them. Shit.

“Is anything the matter?” Raphael growled through clenchedteeth in almost a whisper, his arms beginning to tremble from exertion and fromhis growing need.

Jesus Christ was it getting hot in here? Because you werehot and were starting to sweat. When the next color was called out you foundyourself slipping. You tried to adjust your palms but it was too late and fellflat on your face. As you came forward you knocked both Raph and Leo’s handsfree making their combined weight collapse on you making the already awkwardsituation worse.

When the three of you fell to the matte Michelangelo flippedto his feet hands high in the air in triumph, “Winner and still champ oftwister..MIKEY!!!”

With a muffled cry you batted at Raphael’s large shell whichwas currently crushing your head. Now aware of your need for air the red bruterolled to his side giving you your freedom and much needed oxygen. Leo on theother hand wasn’t too keen on releasing you from beneath his weight.

Most of your body was trapped under the leader and youtossed your head to face him snapping your teeth in playful warning.

Leo laughed with a rich throaty sound remaining immobile.“What can I say, I like you under me.”

Ignoring his cocky attitude you very carefully pulledyourself free and stood giving the leader in blue a smack, “If I didn’t need topee I’d kick your shell!” Moving quicker than you planned to you made a beeline for the bathroom locking yourself inside quickly. When you reached themirror you could see your cheeks flush and could feel the heat that didn’t helpthe pink color of your flesh. Cold water cascaded over your face soothing theredness bringing your rising temp to a halt. Did that just happen? What thefuck was that?

Giving yourself a few minutes to get your wits back aboutyou, you reached for the handle and pulled it open but found the opening blocked.Devilish ocean blue eyes stared down at you and without warning a mountain ofmuscle hit you scooping you up and pressing you to the wall.

“L-Leo, what are you doing?” you stammered as his beak foundyour throat attaching it immediately, kissing and nipping at your skin. Youwere about to protest when his hot tongue snaked out swiping at your flesh tasting,growling into the hollow of your neck as he did.

“I love you.” Leo’s voice was shaking with uncertainty. “Ihave for quite a while. I just didn’t know how to tell you and from what Ismelt today you want the same thing. I want you to be mine.” Not waiting for ananswer his lips slanted over yours claiming yours in a ravenous kiss. His handshoisted your legs around his hips and ground himself into your spread legsletting you feel the hard length confined inside his pants.

Lost in his over whelming passion you opened your mouth whenhis tongue demanded entrance. Leonardo tasted divine like mint tea andsandalwood and you couldn’t seem to get a full breath into your lungs. Leo wasall consuming, taking what he pleased and you were on the menu. But his possessivenesswas making you feel too overwhelmed like you couldn’t breathe. With all your strengthyou pushed at his plastron disengaging the kiss.

Confused he stared at you his breathing uneven and his lipsmoist from your kiss, but he could read your face and let you down talking astep back. Leo was many things but he knew when to stop.

Gathering yourself you clutched your heaving chest and ranfrom the bathroom and clean out of the lair. This was all too much and you hadto get away, you had to go home. You needed to think.      

After reaching your apartment you immediately headed intothe shower to cool yourself off. It took almost 20 full minutes before you feltyourself begin to relax and the burning ach in your core to subside. Your headwas fully under the stream and your eyes lidded watching the water drip fromyour face. What were you going to do? Leonardo was almost too excited about theprospect of having you, he was cocky most of the night and was pushing all thebuttons you had. Raphael on the other hand didn’t confront you, didn’t press ortease too much, at least not as much as Leo did.

Turning off the shower you dried off and slipped into your pajamasconsisting of black cotton shorts and a tank top. With a heavy sigh you pushedopen the door to your living room you suppressed a shriek of fear seeingRaphael’s unexpected shadow sitting on your couch.  

“Ya left in a hurry and didn’t say good night, are youalright?” His low voice resonated across the walls of your small living room.

You tried to stay calm and stayed in your bathroom doorway;you didn’t want your hormones getting the best of you again. Just his ominouspresence in your apartment was already beginning to terrorize you. “Yeah it wasgetting a little too hot down there, I had to get out.” You calmly confessedcrossing your arms over your chest.

“Why was it getting hot?” even through the darkness youcould see the bright white of his teeth as he smiled from his seat on yourcouch, his three fingered hand drumming absentmindedly on the arm of the couch.

“It just was.”

Pressing his hands down on the cushions of your couchRaphael stood to his full height and with three strides of his long legs was infront of you. “I think you left because you have feelings for Leo or me, ormaybe the both of us, I don’t know? But I could smell it on you; it was virtuallyseeping from your pours.”

Another step and he was just a foot away invading in yourpersonal space, and you could smell him again, damn it. “S-so what if I do? Areyou going to be cocky about it like Leo was?”

His large green head shook closing his eyes inunderstanding, “Nah, I just wanted you to know that I love ya too. But if youwant Leo I understand and I won’t get in the way. Fearless can get on my lastnerve but I love his uptight ass way too much to start a fight over you.”

Dumbfounded you stared at the usually violent turtle, calmand stoic; he wouldn’t fight his eldest brother for your love. Why did that hityou harder then you thought it would? Why did that make you want to kiss himeven more? He wasn’t possessive nor did he take you by force.

You gazed up into his green eyes watching them shift backand forth to your own, like he was waiting for you to tell him to leave, totell him you wanted his brother more then you wanted him. But that was theopposite of what you were feeling, you wanted him to stay, you wanted to kisshim, you wanted him.

With great care your hands lifted to his green cheekscupping them lightly pulling him down to you. If you weren’t mistaken you couldhave seen fear in the red brutes eyes, something you had never seen across hisweathered masculine features. When you could feel his hot breath on your faceyou tilted your head slightly and ghosted over his scarred lips. When he didn’tpress forward you smiled and closed the gap taking his mouth with a chaste kiss.

You could feel the breath catch in his throat and when Raphaelmoaned into your mouth you felt shivered dance up your spine. Slowly you felthis hands encircle your waist deepening the gesture further, rumbling when yourtongue dipped into his mouth to taste him. His scent, his taste, everythingabout the red brute was intoxicating, he was rough around the edges but you hadfound he could be gentle too. You were used to angry, hostile Raph, ready to protecthis brothers at all cost, not sweet and tender Raph. You were in trouble butyou didn’t’ care, not in the slightest.

You yelped a bit when his arms lifted you off the ground andheaded for you bedroom and your vacant bed. The fire you had extinguished withyour cold shower was back with a vengeance and when he laid you on your bedsettling himself between your open thighs you whimpered in delight feeling hishard length pressing into you.

This felt right, this was what you wanted, but how were yougoing to tell Leonardo?

[nezumiko]

Concerning your comment on the straw post ("Straws help many disabled people drink. Including me."): I just wanted to let you know that there are re-usable plastic straws (which are better for the environment of course) and even metal straws you can use many many times. So it shouldn't be a big issue :) Have a nice day x

I’m just gonna collect several Anons in one place here:

Anon #2: Please don’t take this ask the wrong way. This is in regards to the plastic straw ban, have you tried reusable straws? or paper straws? There’s a bunch of different types and biodegradable paper & plastics out there! I just wanted to see why plastic straws were so specifically important, and why reusable straws, or biodegradable straws, aren’t coming to the table. Don’t mean to be rude or anything, i’m genuinely interested. i’ve seen this discourse more than once and was just wondering.

Anon #3: u know as a disabled person u can use reusable straws, right? it's still something

Hey, Anons, you are right, there are reusable straws. In fact I have silicone straws I use at home. 

What I don’t have is an ability to summon a reusable straw to wherever I happen to be when I need one. And more to the point, neither does anyone else, presuming none of us have been to Hogwarts and learned Accio. 

In an ideal world, I’d have reusable straws in my back pocket at all times. And restaurants would supply reusable straws or biodegradable straws. And that would be great. But we live in a world where neither of those things are happening, and where the needs of the disabled are routinely not considered. Restaurants may happily join the straw ban in the name of environmentalism and good publicity, and never once consider that there are some people who actually need straws.

The straw ban advocates taking away something easily and freely available that helps disabled people, without offering anything easily and freely available to replace it. Reusable straws are costly, so takeout restaurants simply won’t supply them. 

As far as the reusable straws themselves: 

Metal straws conduct heat and cold too well and can make drinking uncomfortable, and for people with muscle spasticity, cause chipped teeth or soft-palate injuries. 

Metal and silicone straws are challenging to clean without a special brush designed for the purpose, and prone to harboring mold and bacteria. A big problem for the immunocompromised, which many disabled people are.

Most reusable straws are not flexible. Silicone straws can flex, but they kink when they do. Metal straws do not flex. A flexible straw is important when you are drinking in anything other than an upright position. Some reusable straws have a pre-formed bend, but that just means you can only use it at that one other specific angle. Imagine trying to drink from a glass while reclined or in bed. A straw with adjustable flexibility is essential.

But also. You are going after the wrong target. There is a lot of plastic in the ocean, but it’s not straws: it’s fishing nets. 

“Microplastics make up 94 percent of an estimated 1.8 trillion pieces of plastic in the [Pacific garbage] patch. But that only amounts to eight percent of the total tonnage. As it turns out, of the 79,000 metric tons of plastic in the patch, most of it is abandoned fishing gear—not plastic bottles or packaging drawing headlines today.” 

Banning straws looks nice from a PR perspective — its easy for corporations to do, it’s symbolic, it’s visible — but it does very little to address the real problem of plastics pollution. The straw ban is based on a child’s survey of three straw manufacturers estimates, and compared to other, more scientific surveys, it wildly overestimates the number of straws in use. Banning straws isn’t going to save the oceans, not by a long shot.

So yes. I can use a reusable straw. If I have one. If I can afford to buy them (not everyone has a spare $10-$15). If I can get one that will work at the angle I need it to. If I remember to bring it with me wherever I go. If I have the energy and the facilities to clean it after each use. What happens when I’m out at a restaurant or the movies or somewhere I can’t easily clean it? Do I just shove the dirty straw back in my pocket or bag after I use it? If I drop it on the floor and can’t clean it right away, then how do I drink? Should I be carrying several spare straws at all times, just in case?

I can use a reusable straw. And you, if you are able bodied, can chose to forego a straw altogether. But you’re missing the point when you tell me, a person with a disability who already struggles enough with an inaccessible world, that it’s my responsibility to accommodate your desire to look like a good environmentalist.

[toonazcoolforyou]

What We Do In Bram Stoker’s Dracula

alright so i rambled on about this in the Discord buuuut this is a slightly more shiny and cleaner version! :D *enthusiastic single party blower goes off* okay so tbh it’s kiiinnd of gunna be the same thing but just, idk, with a little more information lol. while there’s a few details a bit more ‘set in stone’ plenty is open and i’m seriously flexible with ideas so don’t hesitate throw any suggestions at me~ you can DM me on Discord (it’s Nazcool#8991 if u happen to come across this train wreck and don’t know wtf i’m talking about) if you’re interested and/or have any questions (and if there’s enough of y’all that wanna coordinate maybe we can get a channel up/a group chat or somethin’ & go from there <3)

**if u see that there’s no info for w/e character it just means i literally have no ideas for ‘em so go wild & have fun~**

EDIT 1: I FORGOT THE BRIDES OF DRACULA AAAAHH + other details lol

btw this is a two part ad so bear with me as i try to keep things organized:

Part I.

alright alright alright so like i said think Dracula but with 75% less charm & wit & competence. the characters for the ad will have vibes of satire of something resembling being srs but at the same time they’re just ridiculous & dramatic & just, idk, too much™ at times (maybe even more so than Dracula Dead and Loving It lololol). i’m gunna be playing The Dracula role (he doesn’t have a name yet ssssshhhh but at least i have Luke Evans as his face??? :D :D :| okay cheesy as hell i know i know pls forgive me) but everyone else is open! i’m going with the main few folks for rn but in all honesty if you wanna play another character from Dracula that i don’t have listed pls be my guest?? as for ideas themselves i’m still figuring my guy out so what might be listed for him may change -but i’ll update things so dw about that- & tbh besides a few main details for The Mina Harker character i’m super flexible on everything so just holler at me if ur interested :D

also just ‘cause this might be more silly doesn’t mean there can’t be drama~ & sadness~ & murder~ pls pls gimme all the tragic stuff!!

BTW u can race/gender bend any of the characters in the list tbh lol (i’m doing a gender bend for The Mina Harker + The Jonathan Harker so yeh go for it babes <3 <3 <3)

A L S O, u don’t have to be that well-versed with the book/characters u just need a basic grasp so that the character can be barely influenced by the original one. If u need help with any of this just lemme know i am more than glad to aid u <3

roles:

The Dracula- taken. so hey i’ll be playing The Dracula! I’m still working out how old he is but he’s probably gunna be old old to keep with the #aesthetic of the character (also i wanna have it so that he’s still oblivious to some more 80s day things & he’s that weirdo who dresses in old clothing when not in public). Think between 1800 and 2000 y/o old xD;;; anyway so backstory is still obv. In Progress but really he was probably stupid and got himself turned into a vampire ‘cause he was a gullible fuck & now has to suffer with the consequences -this includes adapting to having pointy sharp teeth, feeding on the living in order to survive, and outliving everyone that u have ever loved :’D he’s totes fine w/ this guys it’s fine. he pretty much struggled for ages & while he likes to exaggerate/romanticize what happened to him it was pretty terrible™ & he has plenty of a fuck up under his belt. over time he got to know other folks + vampires & he adapted but not enough? like he’ll quote you some fancy-ass poem to be elegant~ and he has a pity party every 5 seconds & gets pissy when no one pays attention to him he’s just needlessly #dramatic

somehow, he pissed off a family of vampire hunters who have been going after him ever since??? i haven’t plotted out when this began so it’s open as of rn lololol & it’s The Abraham Van Helsing who is now in charge of hunting him down~ (more info, or rather just ideas, in The Abraham Van Helsing character section)

& now here comes the more complicated section tbh: so i haven’t planned out when this happened yet -i’m torn between sometime just before/after he was turned into a vampire or during WWI big range i know- but he fell in love w/ a man & that man died tragically so he decided to try to be w/ the guy’s kid only for them to die too at some point but not before they had a kid (might be bad luck? might be a curse? who knows *shrug.gif*) so yeah fast forward MANY YEARS & now he’s trying to be with The Mina Harker who is the last(?) possible descendant of his first love. rn they’ve been best friends for 6 yrs w/o The Mina Harker knowing A. that The Dracula is in fact a vampire, B. that he is the descendant of the first man The Dracula loved, & C. that The Dracula is, in fact, in love with him -he just thinks he’s a rad and weird best friend who does weird stuff at weird times of the day. SO YEH that’s his awkward life he’s just trying to be w/ the love of his life piss off other vampires/hunters/supernatural creatures/world pls & ty

he’s also super weird ‘cause he doesn’t wanna turn any of the descendants into vampires??? which makes each death more painful ‘cause he has a code or w/e & it’s becoming more & more tempting w/ each descendant so yaaay for drama~

also! he has a few roommates & there might be a documentary being made about them which is detailed in Part II. of this ad~

The Mina Harker- open. as listed in The Dracula section The Mina Harker is the descendant of the first man The Dracula loved & The Dracula has been pinning for him for the past 6-ish yrs. rn they’re the best of friends & The Mina Harker thinks The Dracula is a totally good guy -he’s a mostly™ good guy *cough*- & super cool but also super odd but he likes him a lot anyway as a best friend lololol. as for the descendants of the first guy honestly that’s pretty open (like The Dracula pretty much loved every guy after that BUT if there was only a female descendant at the time he loved them too even if they weren’t his technical preference ‘cause love > all) but they pretty much died in bad ways??? like it could be mundane bad ways like illness or war or it could be off-the-walls weird like being crushed by an elephant or getting struck by lightning five times idk idk whether it’s just Bad Luck on The Dracula’s part or a curse is open so yeh lmao.

ANYWAY so for personality i was thinking that this descendant is more on the quiet/introverted side??? like he’s super nice to ppl and wants to help but confrontation??? big groups??? talking to ppl a lot??? not his forte he is an awkward bby. while The Dracula & he aren’t exactly the same personality-wise they get along absolutely great which probably is even more tough for The Dracula ‘cause??? he loves him??? & has to protect him from all of the other vampires who probably wanna eat him??? like pls no he wants this guy to live leave him alone *sobs*

there’ll probably be ppl to try to stop The Dracula from pursuing his dreams maybe because they’re dicks but actually probably because The Dracula is a dick & he has a few skeletons in his closet (he dresses them up in costumes for Halloween & nobody's the wiser, except for his roommates ofc) but it’ll just be random and confusing to The Mina Harker ‘cause, yeh, who would hate his bestie???

besides being best friends w/ The Dracula for about 6 yrs, being engaged to The Jonathan Harker (for w/e reason is up to u tho it could be funny that he wanted to fulfill some wish/will that a dying relative had aka them trying to fuck over The Dracula), not knowing that The Dracula is a vampire despite possible signs + ppl maybe hinting/telling him, & woops having no kids of his own & he’s what thirty or forty-something that’s a nail-biter for The Dracula for sure everything about the character’s past is open!

okay so final lame part but i’d absolutely LOVE it if you used Michael Fassbender as the fc ‘cause I <3 him a million times BUT if you really don’t want 2 you don’t have 2 i won’t force u into that decision if you like the idea but wanna use someone else~

The Jonathan Harker- open. an idea i had for this one is that, for whatever reason, she’s engaged to The Mina Harker character & they’re pretty much complete opposites. she’s a nice girl but she just… is too active. a pure extrovert by nature, she’s always going to parties and socializing and dragging The Mina Harker along with her. she loves him with all of her heart it seems though it appears as if she really doesn’t listen to her fiance & enjoys the concept of him rather than who he is actually. The Dracula is pissed off about this and has contemplated her death approximately fifty five times now. probably calls her vapid or w/e while he’s on his pity party couch (yes that’s a thing don’t judge) rofl

The Abraham Van Helsing- open. the idea i have for him is that he is the descendant of the family who have vowed to hunt down The Dracula. kind of awkward because The Dracula just wants to be left the fuck alone (and okay maybe he wants to kill a few peasants in peace but he can’t seem to get what he wants, can he?) but overall the tone is that this guy hates The Dracula. however, times have changed a bit and nowadays he just confronts The Dracula, declares his hatred for the man, and then pretty much just resumes his day. maybe puts garlic in the doorway to a place in order to disrupt The Dracula, switches out regular spoons for silver ones, etc. etc. etc. (honestly, on occasion, he more brings up the fact that The Dracula is in love with a man rather than being a blood-sucking vampire which makes The Dracula go :/. ALSO PLOT POINT if u wanna go this direction but mb actually the reason The Abraham Van Helsing keeps going on about this is because he's trying to push The Dracula away and has feelings for The Mina Harker??? idk idk late-night ideas flooding in here lmao). overall, he just acts like a prick to The Dracula tho The Dracula probably deserves it lololol. it doesn’t help that they live in the same building, which typically causes The Abraham Van Helsing to be locked out on stormy evenings while The Dracula bemoans whatever fate he thinks up at the time on the couch near the entrance.

the fc i have in mind is Jonny Lee Miller ‘cause i really like his appearance in Elementary but tbh if you have anyone else in mind go right ahead!

The Brides of Dracula- (shhhh ignore the fact that i forgot this section initially) so that this is pretty open since there'll probably be at least a few folks The Dracula has turned like the dumbfuck he is lololol. more than likely they have their own lives but they may??? still have contact w/ him??? & while he pretends to not give a fuck about them they're like his kids???? like pester him for money and he'll be all ‘Why??? I just gave you some!!’ but if anyone hates them he'll be all ‘Don't talk to me or my 100 children ever again’ & be defensive. overall he'll still be an asshole to them lololol

i have two vague af ideas just in case u guys are interested:

the first one is that this progeny has an actually good relationship with The Dracula & is always visiting (or mb lives in the same building idk) & is always bringing him presents and nice stuff & mb looks out for The Mina Harker when The Dracula can't (probably helps cover up a lot of crap ‘cause The Dracula is a mess tbh *shrug emoji*).

the second is a progeny obsessed w/ The Dracula & wants to be w/ him forever & doesn't wanna share him w/ any1 else. which a major problem cause??? The Dracula is in love with The Mina Harker??? so mb this progeny wants to sabotage the relationship anyway they can??? & wants The Mina Harker dead???

they can be any ethnicity/gender ‘cause The Dracula doesn't discriminate LOL

Brides:

any #

The Renfield- open.

The Lucy Westenra- open.

The John Seward- open.

The Quincey Morris- open.

The Arthur Holmwood- open.

Part. II

soooo for this part the concept is fairly simple: i wanna have a What We Do In The Shadows sort of plot where my character has a few roommates (preferably 3-5 though the number isn’t in stone yet) and they’re all weird af. not only that but potentially??? they have a documentary being made about them -w/ 80s London aesthetics + technology- due to vampires revealing themselves 2 years prior. it’s still in production which means there’s at least one cameraman around at all times. my character is dreading the time when it’ll be showed on TV because he has been trying to hide the fact that he is a vampire (alright really only to his love interest & best friend he dgaf if anyone else knows). like, think: he enters one of the rooms, minding his own business, & while the camera is technically focused on something else you still see him as he tries to walk backwards as inconspicuous as possible. he can’t deny that he loves the attention, though, so there are points/gunna be points where he’s more featured and may “subtly” try to push aside whichever roommate is around in order to be noticed.

he may or may not threaten the others with death and doom on a daily basis as well over the smallest of things -at this point his roommates know he’s full of shit, tho the crew might not woopsie

ALSO, there's (1) amulet to walk in the sun among all of them (probably his but idk lol) so everyone is always fighting over it rofl he is not happy that he can't be normalish all the time. they probably try to be all fancy but really they're doing rock-paper-scissors or tossing a coin. plans are ruined all the time, ppl are pissed off, good times.

there won’t be any technical ‘inspirations’ for any of the spots from the movie but honestly if ya wanna base your character on one of the wacky vampires go right ahead! everything about the roommates are open & while i prefer them to be vampires due to the aforementioned info but if you have an idea for another species (besides human) lemme know!

**also if u wanna make inspirations for the other characters from the movie besides the roommates 2 be involved w/ them too go right ahead~**

roles:

The Roommates:

(3-5 individuals)

The Crew:

(any # of individuals, at least one-two cameramen)

[identybeautynet]

How to Use Bobby Pins for Every Hair Type and Texture in 2021

How to Use Bobby Pins for Every Hair Type and Texture in 2021 A bobby pin might have been one of the very first hair accessories you owned (tbt to pinning your bangs back for soccer/dance/gymnastics/etc.)—but did you ever actually learn how to use it? Or did you, like me, just slide it in and hope for the best? Although bobby pins don't exactly come with instruction manuals (how complicated could a tiny piece of wire be?), they honestly should. Because, surprise surprise, you actually shouldn't have to redo your bobby pin hairstyles every hour because they're slipping out. Wha?! Yep, it's true. So, because it's never too late to learn, I went ahead and made you this ultimate guide for how to use bobby pins. Below, you'll learn all the stuff that someone should've told you back in the day, like the difference between every type of bobby pin, which direction they should really face, and how to make bobby pins work for your hair type, length, and texture. But I'm not only giving you advice for how to use them, but also how to wear them as part of your overall ~lewk~. Keep scrolling for your long-overdue, bobby-pin crash course. This content is imported from {embed-name}. You may be able to find the same content in another format, or you may be able to find more information, at their web site. Why do they call them bobby pins? Get access to *all* of Cosmo ~Legend has it~ that the bobby pin was named after the bob hairstyle. Apparently, cosmetics manufacturer named Luis Marcis is said to have invented them back in the flapper days. And if you've ever tried to fake shorter hair or a faux lob, you know just how essential a sleeve of bobby pins is to pulling it off. If you haven't, well, we've got a video tutorial below on exactly how to fake a bob with bobby pins, because it's basically required learning. What is the difference between a hairpin and a bobby pin? Bobby pin: A bobby pin is stiff and hard to bend, with two arms clamped tight together to hold small sections of hair in place. If your pin has been pried open too many times and doesn't clamp together anymore, go ahead and toss it—it’s no longer useful for your hair.   Hairpin: A hairpin is bendable, flexible, and has a U-shape that makes it the perfect choice for holding a whole lotta hair, or just a few, small pieces of hair in an updo, like if you wanted to gently pin a curl to your bun hairstyle without having to smash and press a bobby pin into it. The best bobby pins and hair pins to stock up on Bobby pins MetaGrip Black Premium Bobby Pins Black U-shaped pins Kitsch Brown Pro U Pins Curly-hair pins Conair Curl Collective Wavy Hair Bobby Pins Jumbo pins Kleravitex 2.75" Jumbo Bobby Hair Pins What are curved bobby pins used for? This content is imported from Instagram. You may be able to find the same content in another format, or you may be able to find more information, at their web site. Not all pins will fit the two descriptions above. Some bobby pins don't actually have any ridges. Some are two or three times the size of a regular bobby pin (ideal for coarse or thick hair). Some pins are coated in silicone for better grip, or have rubber ends to prevent damage and tension. The fact is, a hairpin can look a lot of different ways, and the best one for you depends on your hair type, texture, and the look you're going for. Most of the time, you'll find that bobby pins and hairpins are flat, but curved pins are good to have on hand if you want the pin to sit snuggly to your scalp, like if you're working with a half-up hairstyle where pins are more visible. Most U-pins are malleable enough that you can customize them by bending them or molding them to the shape you want without ruining the integrity of the pin. Which way should bobby pins face? This content is imported from YouTube. You may be able to find the same content in another format, or you may be able to find more information, at their web site. Ah, yes. The Great Debate. On a classic bobby pin, you have one side that's flat, and the opposite side that has wavy ridges. For the first half of my life, I wore my bobby pins ridges-side up (didn't everyone?!), but apparently, that was completely wrong—ridges need to face your scalp for the best hold. Watch the demo above for a visual of why this works, but here's the gist: When the bent end is placed near the head, it'll catch the hair and stop the pin from sliding out as long as you don't shove too much hair inside. How do you know if you have the right amount of hair in the pin? However many strands fit inside the bobby pin without you prying it open is the right amount. Easy. How do you make a bobby pin stay? 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I've said it once, and I'll say it again a bajillion times until you believe me: Hairstyles for short hair are not limited! This video right here shows 10 different ways to style shorter strands with help from a few bobby pins and elastics. How to put pins in short hair This content is imported from YouTube. You may be able to find the same content in another format, or you may be able to find more information, at their web site. This video shows you both how to use bobby pins to style your hair, and how to wear them as part of your look. If you have curly hair and you want to add a little more volume at the roots, try root-clipping with bobby pins around your hair part to lift and encourage the shape you want. Remove the pins once your curls have dried, then use them as an accessory to accentuate your part. How to use bobby pins for thick hair This content is imported from YouTube. 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We are trying to get the cost of his car insurance down and realised if we insure it in my name and add him as a named driver it is much cheaper. Is this allowed even though I have my own car? currently live seperately but due to move in together in 3 weeks.

Best insurance companies for 17 year old passed my test!!?

ok ive pased my test a month on friday and i gettin a car this week and i need some insurance on the car obviiously lol, well basically whats the cheapest car insurance all you 17 year old have and who is it with, please :)""

What are the average insurance rates in ontario?

like yearly, and how much would it cost for me to insure my car right after i get my license?""

The affect of points reduction on auto insurance?

I am looking to lower my auto insurance. The state approved defensive driving agencies I have researched offer two possibilities. Option 1. Lower auto premium DD course and Option 2. Points reduction DD course. Option 1 seem to be at the discretion at the auto insurance company but does option 2 also have an affect on insurance? Does point reduction remove traffic violations from your record and therefore results in lower insurance premium due to less violations?

How does exhisting back injuries affect your insurance health car life?

I was hit on the head with a 68lb box. I have 3 herniated disc in my back, major nerve damage etc.... How does this effect my car insurance? If I get in a wreck am I not covered because ......What if the meds I'm on or my vertigo is the cause? I'm screwed right? How does this effect health insurance... am I un-insurable? Any web link would help. I'm 26 and its been 7 months... I still cant lift over 5lbs.""

Am over 25 yday passed my test but cant get cheap insurance for a small car.?

here it is. am 25+ and yesterday passed my driving test. looking over the internet for insurance for nissan micra 3 dr 1L 3 door. cheapest i can get is 140. my cousin who is 4 years younger than me, he got it for 94. tried same company aswell. am i missing any trick?need help suggestion and recomendation""

How hard is it for police to verify that you REALLY do have car insurance?

With all the different companies that offer insurance, how would a police officer know if if the insurance card is a fake or not or if the policy number is real during a traffic stop?""

How much is insurance on a Lamborghini aventador?

I'm not looking to buy one now, but I'm determined to hopefully one day own a Lamborghini aventador roadster. How much would insurance cost through Allstate.? Just curious and it's always helpful to know.""

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Car insurance price?

Does car insurance price depend on the safety of the car? Like a car that has 5 star crash test rating, does that mean the premium will be lower than a car has 3 star rating? Thanks.""

Auto insurance question (Mitsubishi Lancer?

I can call Allstate and find this out. However, I don't feel like staying on the line forever. Is the Mitsubishi Lancer consider a sports car according to auto insurance poilcy or is it just your average everyday sedan?""

Question about teen car insurance?

So i have a drivers license, im 17 but i dont have insurance i drive my dads 2006 toyota tundra to school everyday. Prom is next week and its about an hour from my house and my dad does not feel comfterable letting my drive up there without insurance, so what im thinking is i can get myself included in his insurance for just that truck so i would just be an extra driver on that truck he has AAA and its $190 a month for me. So i will only need it for a month because i get my own car next month so i will get my own cheaper insurance by then, so the question is can i remove myself from my dads insurance after i pay the first month? I really need it i already have a prom date, im not missing my senior prom.""

Where can I find cheap auto insurance?

I have a spotless driving record and pay my premiums on time every month. I signed up for AMICA insurance a few years ago because they only cared about your driving record so my premiums were low. Two years later they decide to do a credit check on all of their customers and they saw I have a wage earner. Regardless of my spotless driving record and my dependability on making all of my premiums on time they upped my premiums substantially because of bad credit. Its not fair. When I signed up they did not do credit checks and went solely on your record. Where can I find an insurance that charges you fair premiums based on safe driving record?

""How to significantly lower my car insurance, just got fired, can't afford more than $50 or so a month...?""

I'm only 18 and I was just fired from my first job, I worked there for 8 months or so. I still live at home and don't owe any money on credit cards, so my only real problem is car insurance/gas. My parents refuse to help me at all. I currently pay $133 a month in car insurance; I have Statefarm. I've been driving for a year or so and have been in 1 fender bender, my insurance didn't even go up because of it. I've been paying my own insurance for a few months, maybe 6 or so. Is there anyway I can lower my car insurance? One of my friends only pays $80 a month and he's my age. By the way, the car is a 2004, dark blue, not flashy, four door car. If the type of car matters at all. I'm not sure what the $133 a month I'm paying covers, but is there anyway I can pay less and have it cover less stuff? I'm a very safe driver and have never been in any type of accident my entire life (the fender bender was my boyfriends fault -- he was driving my car, not me). I live in Virginia. Is there like a $50 a month option or something that doesn't cover me or the person I hit if I were to get in an accident, and the $50 a month is just so I don't get pulled over and charged with driving without insurance? I need some options because I have very limited funds and I'm not sure how long it will take me to find a new job. Thank you for any help!""

Do I need to use an insurance broker to buy business insurance?

I run a small independent shop, and require business insurance. Does anyone offer this direct like household and motor, or do I have to use a specialist broker?""

Cheapest Car Insurance Companies For A 17 Year Old Boy?

i got given a quote for 1307 for a 1.1L Peugeot 206 2004. that is for when i get my full license , is that a reasonable price??""

Car insurance payment?

I would like to get the car insurance for my used car, and it is my first car. If I buy the insurance for 6 months, should I pay all the 6 months insurance at one time, or pay month by month? Thanks.""

What does it cost too get sr 22 insurance?

just need to know a ball park fig

Help with Health Insurance?

hi, im a 20 year old male and i have no health insurance. i have deviated septum and need it to be surgically fixed. was wondering if i could join an insurance plan just for that surgery. it is not a pre-existing condition, so could i get the surgery during the waiting period and if not, what are good insurance companies that have relatively low periods.""

Life insurance?

Say if you have taken out life insurance for yourself for 20 years and you dont die.... I know it sounds horrible.... what happens to the money you have payed in?

How much would insurance cost for me?

i'm an 18 yr old female driving a 86' camaro

Advantages and disadvantages to insurance companies choosing to be on price comparison websites?

In a particular country, price comparison websites have just arrived to compare insurance products. Companies are not obliged to have their prices quoted on a price comparison website but if they do a commission is paid on any sales through the website. For motor insurance there are a number of companies supplying insurance. Of these insurance companies, company A has chosen not to be on comparison websites but company B has decided to be on the websites. Explain possible reasons for these companies decisions.""

Do i need insurance to drive parents car in PA?

i just got my liscense and was wondering if i need insurance to drive my parents car?

Cheap Auto Insurance in FL?

I'm 19 years old and I got my license in Sept of 06 (almost a year) My insurance is REALLY HIGH! By myself I am looking at around 700 a month (my car is Fianced, 04 Mitsu lancer ES) so I am put under my 22 year old boyfriend insurance. With his 02 Audi A6 and my car, we are paying 495 a month. (South Florida) (Esurance is who we have) We have called Geico and Progressive adn State Farm and nothing is giving us a smaller quote. Does anyone know a good insurance company that is cheaper with students, new drivers, etc..? We also do not live in the same household, and some insurance agencys will not cover us for nothing living together. But anyways, just let me know if you know of a cheaper insurance agency. Thanks.""

Insurance rates-will they increase with 1 speeding ticket-58 years old?

will my insurance increase with one speeding ticket? i have aaa auto insurance

Now that health insurance companies must give a rebate to companies for group plans?

that don't completely utilize coverage, according to an obscure audit formula, will those insured under the group plan feel guilty if they have to use it and it affects everyone in the plan's annual rebate check? And how will insurance companies make up for this loss?""

How much is good car insurance for a uk driver?

I'd like to know what the average monthly payment is for reasonable car insurance, to see if the quotes I'm getting are reasonable. This is for a UK driver with more than 15yrs driving experience. Also, what would be a reasonable amount if you added a newly qualified driver as a secondary driver to that. The car is a 2006 Ford Galaxy. I know it all depends with the other extras etc, but I just want to get a rough idea what is the average monthly insurance that would be reasonable to expect.""

How much does Homeowners Insurance cost?

Whats a good estimate for how much my homeowners insurance would be if I'm a first time buyer, my home is around 300,000. and I have good credit, plus the home is in a brand new developement. I just want an estimate. Thanks.""

How much would my car insurance be...???

Texas Female 18 years old good driving record 2007 Honda Civic Coupe or 2006 TC Scion Also what other information should I add if this is not enough?

What insurance companies are in massachusetts?

I believe that insurance in mass is horrible, but I don't know if there are even other insurance companies here where can I find out?""

Retroactive auto insurance premium?

I obtained an auto insurance policy in August 2007. In January 2008 (five months after the policy was purchased) I received my policy renewal. The renewal price was substantially more than the initially policy cost because the insurance company had written my original policy with innacurrate information (assumptions they made that were incorrect, there was no falsification on my part). I cancelled the policy and found a new provider. The insurance company then sent me a bill retroactively charging me for the original policy with the new information and premium changes. Can they retroactively charge me for the policy that I had already paid in full based on our original agreement? Does the insurance company have any legal recourse or right to collect this money? I already filed an official complaint with the NJ Dept. of Banking and Insurance and am waiting to hear back. BTW don't need people's opinion, looking for response from someone who knows the laws in regards to this""

Car Insurance for Teenage Boy?

I'm looking at cars and wondering what the average car insurance for a 16 year old boy is. I know mustangs and sports cars are higher, but how much higher than a truck. And does insurance go down over time without accidents?""

Car Insurance or Home owners insurance? Is my car covered?

I have a car that is stored in a locked enclosed car trailer on my property. I do not currently have auto insurance on it and was curious to know if it would be covered under my home owners insurance policy.

How is the Hillary Clinton helth plan version 2 anything like car insurance?

Car insurance: 1) Need to get it if you choose to drive. 2) Government bureaucracy does not force you to choose only in-state car insurance. 3) Coverage is meant to protect others from damages. 4) You choose how much coverage you want. 5) Does not violate freedom of religion. 6) Taxpayers don't pay for people who can't afford car insurance. Hillary Care: 1) Need to get if you choose to live. 2) Government bureaucracy limits the choice of provider. 3) Coverage only protects you and not others from damages 4) Government mandates what is covered, not you. 5) Violates freedom of religion for those whose beliefs prevent them from getting hospital care. 6) Government steals taxpayer money to supplement those who cry poor. Hillary supporters: Is it even possible to argue this? Go ahead and try. See you after Hillary loses the general election!""

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Lexus Tail lights and Angel Eye front lights - Insurance?

So im thinking about getting these for car my, does anybody know how much the insurance will go up by if i get them, thanks""

Is car insurance somewhat ridiculous?

ok i may be a little ranting cuz i was at fault for causing my first accident a long time ago, so my rates would go up. this got me thinking, the car was under someone else in my family's name, and the basic idea ive come to question is: after decades of paying for insurance with no accidents, it would probably be more than enough to cover the car repair damages instead of paying for all those years in addition the first accident i got into causing the rates go up? so i mean, isn't car insurance somewhat like a scam since obviously theres not as many accidents as there are people driving without any incidents?""

Will my insurance go up if i wrecked in a ice storm?

there was an extremely bad road conditions in my area on dec 15, and i hit a mailbox coming home, i was only going 15 MPH but the rear end of my car went out of control and hit a mailbox, will my insrance premium go up if i turn it into insurance? also will i get into any trouble since i hit a mailbox if i turn it in?""

How do mexicans look for auto insurance in Mexico?

When you live in Mexico, do people use yellow pages, local independent agents, online websites..how do they go by buying auto insurance? Also, what is their biggest problem when coming to the usa and looking for auto insurance, aside from the language barrier?Are the coverage similar, do they have a trust problem, etc..what would be the most helpful thing a US insurance company could do for them? Thanks for your help.""

State Farm Life Insurance... 30 year term? Whole Life? Select Term? Universal?

What insurance should I get? I'm in my late 20's and I'd like to make sure that if anything were to happen to me that my husband and son are left with enough to continue ...show more

What is the cheapest car insurance for someone just turning 17.?

I am turning 17 in a few days and want to know what is the cheapest amount i can get car insurance for myself. I have a Peugeot 206 LX 2002 1.1 and want to insure it for a full uk license, where is the best place to do this? Thanks""

Is driving a motorcyle dangerous? and will it raise my insurance prices?

is a motorcycle more dangerous than a car what are the pros and cons. i am considering it for the good gas millage i am 18 yrs old (clean record) -- will it increase my insurance costs

Car insurance 19 year old better to get insured on car with parents as registered owners?

My dads car insurance will not insure me on his car even though its a Peugeot 106 1.4L engine. He says that it is cheaper to insure me if the car is under his name but that will require him to change his insurance company. Is it even the case that the insurance is cheaper beacaure when i select myself asa the registered owner of the vehicle and legal owner the price that they quote is the same. So, of i buy a car does he really need to be the registered owner?""

About how much would auto insurance be a month for a beginning teen driver?

I know your not going to be able to give an exact price. I just need a legitimate number. I'm 16, and just fully paid for a nice car on CL. So I do fully own it if that helps the price any. Just an estimated number per month please.""

""Searching for car insurance, suggestions?""

I'm currently searching for a decent car insurance company. What do the great people of Yahoo Answers recommend? Do you possibly have any examples of how this car insurance company has helped you in the past? I don't know if it matters, but I live in Southern Illinois (in case region matters.) If you could throw out car insurance companies that you recommend, I'd greatly appreciate it. Please do not throw out an insurance company based on their jingle, slogan, or catchy phrase. For example, Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there! What exactly makes this company so much better than the others is what I'd like to know. Please and thank you. I appreciate all help in the great quest for insurance.""

Affordable dental insurance in Michigan?

I live in Saginaw Michigan and I am looking for affordable dental insurance. Any good leads?

Can anybody Reccomend a good online insurance company for a Cagiva Mito 125?

I have been looking around for a low insurance rate for my Cagiva Mito 125 Motorbike, does any Mito owners know of a good insurer for that bike and how much did you pay?""

Do i have to get my car repaired with the insurance money?

bout a month ago someone backed into my parked car in the parking lot and actually let me know they did it. we exchanged info and i just had a rep. from his insurance come check out my car and give an estimate for repairs and a check with the amount. The damages to bumper are reallly nothing major and its old car, can run just the same as it used to before the damages. do i have to get it fixed or can i jus cash out this check and get a nice chuck of cash?""

In order to get your permit do you have to have insurance or be on somebody elses?

i wanna get my permit do i have to have insurance or be on somebody elses?

Health insurance?

who knows of good health insurances that would be affordable and good and who cover pap smears practically im in search of one but cant find the right one i really need it asap someone help thank you!

How much will cost to insure a mustang gt. I'm 20 years old.?

I'm looking to buy a 94 mustang gt and I was wondering how much it would cost me under my father policy. I'm 20 years old, I'm a guy and I have a good driving record. What would be the range on how much it would cost me. Don't say a lot because I know it will obviously be a lot that's why I'm asking the question.""

Corvette insurance?

does any one own a corvette? How much is insurance??

What do I have to do to get a motorbike license?

I already have my drivers license, and I am 17. Also, is buying a motorcycle + insurance cheaper than buying a car+insurance? My parents are unwilling to pay for me.""

Which insurance company in California offers a $5K-$10K term life policy?

I am looking for a term life policy which pays $5-$10K. All of the major companies I searched for do not give online quotes and the services that do offer online quotes start at $100K.

Car Insurance Rates?

I am a 19 year old college student in VA. Currently my parents pay for my car insurance and cell phone bill. I would like to pay these on my own and was wondering what I could expect to pay for my insurance. I know that rates are highest for young single males, but I have had my license for 2 years, and I haven't had one speeding ticket or citation or anything. I haven't even been pulled over. So my record is good. Also, I have been in no accidents. So, what could I expect to pay? Thanks!""

Will my permit increase my parent's insurance rate? I'm not going to drive their car.?

If I get my learner's permit and I don't plan on driving my parent's car until I get my license, will my parent's insurance rate go up? I'm going to drive a driving school's car.""

What is the best car insurance around?

I am planning to enroll my new car. I want a complete coverage but at a reasonable cost. I don't wanna be spending too much just for my car insurance. Help please...Thanks a lot.

Do you need insurance to ride a motorcycle with a motorcycle learner's permit in California?

I find information about people having their motorcycle licenses with insurance, but I couldn't find any information about having insurance with a motorcycle permit in California. I am 16 and have a motorcycle learner's permit and want to start riding.""

Car insurance rates for teens?

I just got my drivers license a little more than a month ago. My parents are telling me that they're going to wait for another year before they add me to their insurance policy because it'll be less expense by then. Is this true? I also read somewhere that the earlier you add a teen to your insurance policy, the rates will lower quicker because they insurance company know that i'll have some experience by then. So if my parents add me to their insurance policy now, would it be lower in a year compared to them waiting a year for them to add me?""

Does anybody know where to get cheap auto insurance for a 18year old?

Does anybody know where to get cheap auto insurance for a 18year old?

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How to Use Bobby Pins for Every Hair Type and Texture in 2021

How to Use Bobby Pins for Every Hair Type and Texture in 2021 A bobby pin might have been one of the very first hair accessories you owned (tbt to pinning your bangs back for soccer/dance/gymnastics/etc.)—but did you ever actually learn how to use it? Or did you, like me, just slide it in and hope for the best? Although bobby pins don't exactly come with instruction manuals (how complicated could a tiny piece of wire be?), they honestly should. Because, surprise surprise, you actually shouldn't have to redo your bobby pin hairstyles every hour because they're slipping out. Wha?! Yep, it's true. So, because it's never too late to learn, I went ahead and made you this ultimate guide for how to use bobby pins. Below, you'll learn all the stuff that someone should've told you back in the day, like the difference between every type of bobby pin, which direction they should really face, and how to make bobby pins work for your hair type, length, and texture. But I'm not only giving you advice for how to use them, but also how to wear them as part of your overall ~lewk~. Keep scrolling for your long-overdue, bobby-pin crash course. This content is imported from {embed-name}. You may be able to find the same content in another format, or you may be able to find more information, at their web site. Why do they call them bobby pins? Get access to *all* of Cosmo ~Legend has it~ that the bobby pin was named after the bob hairstyle. Apparently, cosmetics manufacturer named Luis Marcis is said to have invented them back in the flapper days. And if you've ever tried to fake shorter hair or a faux lob, you know just how essential a sleeve of bobby pins is to pulling it off. If you haven't, well, we've got a video tutorial below on exactly how to fake a bob with bobby pins, because it's basically required learning. What is the difference between a hairpin and a bobby pin? Bobby pin: A bobby pin is stiff and hard to bend, with two arms clamped tight together to hold small sections of hair in place. If your pin has been pried open too many times and doesn't clamp together anymore, go ahead and toss it—it’s no longer useful for your hair.   Hairpin: A hairpin is bendable, flexible, and has a U-shape that makes it the perfect choice for holding a whole lotta hair, or just a few, small pieces of hair in an updo, like if you wanted to gently pin a curl to your bun hairstyle without having to smash and press a bobby pin into it. The best bobby pins and hair pins to stock up on Bobby pins MetaGrip Black Premium Bobby Pins Black U-shaped pins Kitsch Brown Pro U Pins Curly-hair pins Conair Curl Collective Wavy Hair Bobby Pins Jumbo pins Kleravitex 2.75" Jumbo Bobby Hair Pins What are curved bobby pins used for? This content is imported from Instagram. You may be able to find the same content in another format, or you may be able to find more information, at their web site. Not all pins will fit the two descriptions above. Some bobby pins don't actually have any ridges. Some are two or three times the size of a regular bobby pin (ideal for coarse or thick hair). Some pins are coated in silicone for better grip, or have rubber ends to prevent damage and tension. The fact is, a hairpin can look a lot of different ways, and the best one for you depends on your hair type, texture, and the look you're going for. Most of the time, you'll find that bobby pins and hairpins are flat, but curved pins are good to have on hand if you want the pin to sit snuggly to your scalp, like if you're working with a half-up hairstyle where pins are more visible. Most U-pins are malleable enough that you can customize them by bending them or molding them to the shape you want without ruining the integrity of the pin. Which way should bobby pins face? This content is imported from YouTube. You may be able to find the same content in another format, or you may be able to find more information, at their web site. Ah, yes. The Great Debate. On a classic bobby pin, you have one side that's flat, and the opposite side that has wavy ridges. For the first half of my life, I wore my bobby pins ridges-side up (didn't everyone?!), but apparently, that was completely wrong—ridges need to face your scalp for the best hold. Watch the demo above for a visual of why this works, but here's the gist: When the bent end is placed near the head, it'll catch the hair and stop the pin from sliding out as long as you don't shove too much hair inside. How do you know if you have the right amount of hair in the pin? However many strands fit inside the bobby pin without you prying it open is the right amount. Easy. How do you make a bobby pin stay? If you did all the things I said above, and your bobby pins still aren't holding, I've got a few more pro tips that I've personally tried and loved: This content is imported from Instagram. You may be able to find the same content in another format, or you may be able to find more information, at their web site. - Spray your pins for added grip. If you have fine hair or slippery strands that can't hold anything, you'll need to add some grip to both your hair and pins before using. Apply some texture spray, salt spray, or volume powder to your hair, then lay your bobby pins on a paper towel and apply the texturizer to your pins too, just before using them. - Lock your pins in place. It honestly makes sense why a pin would fall out: You push it into an updo, aaand it slowly just slides right back out again. Why wouldn't it? So a trick the pros use is to "lock" the pin by inserting it from the opposite angle (so instead of pushing it up into a bun, they'd stick it down through the bun), then hooking some hair, flipping the bobby pin, and re-inserting it at the correct angle. A visual is a must here, s0 just watch the video below for more details. - Cross two pins. If the locking technique seems too confusing—and you're cool with your pins showing—trying the crisscross method to reinforce them. Slide in your first pin, then slide the second one in the opposite direction so they cross in the middle and interlock like an X.   This content is imported from YouTube. You may be able to find the same content in another format, or you may be able to find more information, at their web site. What is the correct way to use bobby pins? There is no "correct" way, per se. Wear 'em how you want! Use them to discreetly secure a messy bun, or to clip your bangs down, or to smooth stray hairs and bumps in an updo. And since it's 2021, you can (and should) just straight-up use them as an accessory to your hairstyle. Need some inspo? I gotchu, starting with... 4 ridiculously cute bobby pins worth showing off Lelet NY Dash Dot Pearl Bobbi Kristin Ess Celestial Bobby Pins Fibs and Fables 'OYA' Hair Pin Set Jennifer Behr Pippa Bobby Pins Bobby-pin hairstyles: Whether you want your bobby pins to do some behind-the-scenes work, or you just want to show them off, here are a bunch of bobby-pin hairstyles and tutorials to copy asap. How to pin long hair up This content is imported from YouTube. You may be able to find the same content in another format, or you may be able to find more information, at their web site. The trick to making your faux bob look real? Pull your shortest layers aside and let some fringe pieces hang around your face while you pin the rest of it. Then, let your pieces down to hide the tucked ends. How to use bobby pins for curly hair This content is imported from YouTube. You may be able to find the same content in another format, or you may be able to find more information, at their web site. If you feel like your usual twist out or braid out needs a little somethin' extra, try accessorizing with some ~intentional~ bobby pins. Here are more than enough ideas for you to switch it up every day of the week. How to use bobby pins for an updo This content is imported from YouTube. You may be able to find the same content in another format, or you may be able to find more information, at their web site. Half-ponytail hairstyles, half-buns, full buns—this video demonstrates a ton of ways to use bobby pins in all kinds of updos, and every single one is worth trying. How to wear decorative bobby pins in short hair This content is imported from YouTube. You may be able to find the same content in another format, or you may be able to find more information, at their web site. I've said it once, and I'll say it again a bajillion times until you believe me: Hairstyles for short hair are not limited! This video right here shows 10 different ways to style shorter strands with help from a few bobby pins and elastics. How to put pins in short hair This content is imported from YouTube. You may be able to find the same content in another format, or you may be able to find more information, at their web site. This video shows you both how to use bobby pins to style your hair, and how to wear them as part of your look. If you have curly hair and you want to add a little more volume at the roots, try root-clipping with bobby pins around your hair part to lift and encourage the shape you want. Remove the pins once your curls have dried, then use them as an accessory to accentuate your part. How to use bobby pins for thick hair This content is imported from YouTube. You may be able to find the same content in another format, or you may be able to find more information, at their web site. If you have thick hair, or just a lot of it, this video is full of advice on how to make grippy bobby pins, hairspray, and jumbo pins your new BFF. Brooke Shunatona Brooke Shunatona is a contributing writer for Cosmopolitan.com. This content is created and maintained by a third party, and imported onto this page to help users provide their email addresses. You may be able to find more information about this and similar content at piano.io beauty tips: How to Use Bobby Pins for Every Hair Type and Texture in 2021 Read the full article

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How to Use Bobby Pins for Every Hair Type and Texture in 2021

How to Use Bobby Pins for Every Hair Type and Texture in 2021 A bobby pin might have been one of the very first hair accessories you owned (tbt to pinning your bangs back for soccer/dance/gymnastics/etc.)—but did you ever actually learn how to use it? Or did you, like me, just slide it in and hope for the best? Although bobby pins don't exactly come with instruction manuals (how complicated could a tiny piece of wire be?), they honestly should. Because, surprise surprise, you actually shouldn't have to redo your bobby pin hairstyles every hour because they're slipping out. Wha?! Yep, it's true. So, because it's never too late to learn, I went ahead and made you this ultimate guide for how to use bobby pins. Below, you'll learn all the stuff that someone should've told you back in the day, like the difference between every type of bobby pin, which direction they should really face, and how to make bobby pins work for your hair type, length, and texture. But I'm not only giving you advice for how to use them, but also how to wear them as part of your overall ~lewk~. Keep scrolling for your long-overdue, bobby-pin crash course. This content is imported from {embed-name}. You may be able to find the same content in another format, or you may be able to find more information, at their web site. Why do they call them bobby pins? Get access to *all* of Cosmo ~Legend has it~ that the bobby pin was named after the bob hairstyle. Apparently, cosmetics manufacturer named Luis Marcis is said to have invented them back in the flapper days. And if you've ever tried to fake shorter hair or a faux lob, you know just how essential a sleeve of bobby pins is to pulling it off. If you haven't, well, we've got a video tutorial below on exactly how to fake a bob with bobby pins, because it's basically required learning. What is the difference between a hairpin and a bobby pin? Bobby pin: A bobby pin is stiff and hard to bend, with two arms clamped tight together to hold small sections of hair in place. If your pin has been pried open too many times and doesn't clamp together anymore, go ahead and toss it—it’s no longer useful for your hair.   Hairpin: A hairpin is bendable, flexible, and has a U-shape that makes it the perfect choice for holding a whole lotta hair, or just a few, small pieces of hair in an updo, like if you wanted to gently pin a curl to your bun hairstyle without having to smash and press a bobby pin into it. The best bobby pins and hair pins to stock up on Bobby pins MetaGrip Black Premium Bobby Pins Black U-shaped pins Kitsch Brown Pro U Pins Curly-hair pins Conair Curl Collective Wavy Hair Bobby Pins Jumbo pins Kleravitex 2.75" Jumbo Bobby Hair Pins What are curved bobby pins used for? This content is imported from Instagram. You may be able to find the same content in another format, or you may be able to find more information, at their web site. Not all pins will fit the two descriptions above. Some bobby pins don't actually have any ridges. Some are two or three times the size of a regular bobby pin (ideal for coarse or thick hair). Some pins are coated in silicone for better grip, or have rubber ends to prevent damage and tension. The fact is, a hairpin can look a lot of different ways, and the best one for you depends on your hair type, texture, and the look you're going for. Most of the time, you'll find that bobby pins and hairpins are flat, but curved pins are good to have on hand if you want the pin to sit snuggly to your scalp, like if you're working with a half-up hairstyle where pins are more visible. Most U-pins are malleable enough that you can customize them by bending them or molding them to the shape you want without ruining the integrity of the pin. Which way should bobby pins face? This content is imported from YouTube. You may be able to find the same content in another format, or you may be able to find more information, at their web site. Ah, yes. The Great Debate. On a classic bobby pin, you have one side that's flat, and the opposite side that has wavy ridges. For the first half of my life, I wore my bobby pins ridges-side up (didn't everyone?!), but apparently, that was completely wrong—ridges need to face your scalp for the best hold. Watch the demo above for a visual of why this works, but here's the gist: When the bent end is placed near the head, it'll catch the hair and stop the pin from sliding out as long as you don't shove too much hair inside. How do you know if you have the right amount of hair in the pin? However many strands fit inside the bobby pin without you prying it open is the right amount. Easy. How do you make a bobby pin stay? If you did all the things I said above, and your bobby pins still aren't holding, I've got a few more pro tips that I've personally tried and loved: This content is imported from Instagram. You may be able to find the same content in another format, or you may be able to find more information, at their web site. - Spray your pins for added grip. If you have fine hair or slippery strands that can't hold anything, you'll need to add some grip to both your hair and pins before using. Apply some texture spray, salt spray, or volume powder to your hair, then lay your bobby pins on a paper towel and apply the texturizer to your pins too, just before using them. - Lock your pins in place. It honestly makes sense why a pin would fall out: You push it into an updo, aaand it slowly just slides right back out again. Why wouldn't it? So a trick the pros use is to "lock" the pin by inserting it from the opposite angle (so instead of pushing it up into a bun, they'd stick it down through the bun), then hooking some hair, flipping the bobby pin, and re-inserting it at the correct angle. A visual is a must here, s0 just watch the video below for more details. - Cross two pins. If the locking technique seems too confusing—and you're cool with your pins showing—trying the crisscross method to reinforce them. Slide in your first pin, then slide the second one in the opposite direction so they cross in the middle and interlock like an X.   This content is imported from YouTube. You may be able to find the same content in another format, or you may be able to find more information, at their web site. What is the correct way to use bobby pins? There is no "correct" way, per se. Wear 'em how you want! Use them to discreetly secure a messy bun, or to clip your bangs down, or to smooth stray hairs and bumps in an updo. And since it's 2021, you can (and should) just straight-up use them as an accessory to your hairstyle. Need some inspo? I gotchu, starting with... 4 ridiculously cute bobby pins worth showing off Lelet NY Dash Dot Pearl Bobbi Kristin Ess Celestial Bobby Pins Fibs and Fables 'OYA' Hair Pin Set Jennifer Behr Pippa Bobby Pins Bobby-pin hairstyles: Whether you want your bobby pins to do some behind-the-scenes work, or you just want to show them off, here are a bunch of bobby-pin hairstyles and tutorials to copy asap. How to pin long hair up This content is imported from YouTube. You may be able to find the same content in another format, or you may be able to find more information, at their web site. The trick to making your faux bob look real? Pull your shortest layers aside and let some fringe pieces hang around your face while you pin the rest of it. Then, let your pieces down to hide the tucked ends. How to use bobby pins for curly hair This content is imported from YouTube. You may be able to find the same content in another format, or you may be able to find more information, at their web site. If you feel like your usual twist out or braid out needs a little somethin' extra, try accessorizing with some ~intentional~ bobby pins. Here are more than enough ideas for you to switch it up every day of the week. How to use bobby pins for an updo This content is imported from YouTube. You may be able to find the same content in another format, or you may be able to find more information, at their web site. Half-ponytail hairstyles, half-buns, full buns—this video demonstrates a ton of ways to use bobby pins in all kinds of updos, and every single one is worth trying. How to wear decorative bobby pins in short hair This content is imported from YouTube. You may be able to find the same content in another format, or you may be able to find more information, at their web site. I've said it once, and I'll say it again a bajillion times until you believe me: Hairstyles for short hair are not limited! This video right here shows 10 different ways to style shorter strands with help from a few bobby pins and elastics. How to put pins in short hair This content is imported from YouTube. You may be able to find the same content in another format, or you may be able to find more information, at their web site. This video shows you both how to use bobby pins to style your hair, and how to wear them as part of your look. If you have curly hair and you want to add a little more volume at the roots, try root-clipping with bobby pins around your hair part to lift and encourage the shape you want. Remove the pins once your curls have dried, then use them as an accessory to accentuate your part. How to use bobby pins for thick hair This content is imported from YouTube. You may be able to find the same content in another format, or you may be able to find more information, at their web site. If you have thick hair, or just a lot of it, this video is full of advice on how to make grippy bobby pins, hairspray, and jumbo pins your new BFF. Brooke Shunatona Brooke Shunatona is a contributing writer for Cosmopolitan.com. This content is created and maintained by a third party, and imported onto this page to help users provide their email addresses. You may be able to find more information about this and similar content at piano.io beauty tips: How to Use Bobby Pins for Every Hair Type and Texture in 2021 Read the full article